#good god.

[rinneverse]

i just came in my pants

#oakie rambles #GIRL????? #good god.

[crimson-nail]

HIIIIIIIIIIII MISS CRIMSON NAIL HAAAAIIIII FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HELLO

#my girlfriend #good god. #women #i love women #shes so cool #shes sooooo. i love crazy autonomous self-serving women #she’s here for a good time not a long time #i want to know more about her #NOT LIKE STAMP. JESUS. NOT THAT #i make up her backstory in my head and it’s so good #seizing her own narrative from the get-go #only to fall into a nihilistic indifference over time #i wuv her a reasonable amount i need to write about her #trigun maximum #trigun #elendira the crimsonnail #elendira #charlie’s art

[poppy-metal]

Every Uperclassmen!Jordan post hits harder than the last for me because I'm a freshman right now (I'm French so it's not how it's called but it's equivalent) and all I need right now is for Jordan to take some stress of my shoulders and make me feel like I've been actually productive by teaching me how to have actual good sex, because let's be honest, actually fucking with real people scares me so much I might stay a virgin forever.

So like, imagine their ringed hands on your thighs as they slowly eat you out in frat house bathroom, working their way up to three fingers inside your tight pussy and sucking on your clit till you can't breathe anymore. Marveling at the way you moan and whimper sinful praises of their work as you get lost in the pleasure.

Her in female form after working out in the gym, coaxing you into riding her thigh until you're dripping with cum, her muscular leg doing an amazing work at making you see stars.

Her teaching you how to pleasure them, feral at the way you innocent happy eyes look at them with tears seeping out of it as you choke a bit in their cock. Loving how debauched you look with wetness on your chin as you sucked on her clit (they didn't cum the first time but it's okay cause you kinda wanna do it again to prove you're worthy of being their "sex apprentice")

Working their way up through every sexperiments you might wanna try before actually getting into real "taking your virginity" deal, even though at this point, you're not a virgin anymore in your head.

Them hissing at how you're so tight as they spear you on their cock, pushing it in inch by inch, shushing your little cries and kissing you better every now and then, the feeling of your pussy around them making them wanna just slam you down their cock and fuck you like an animal. Praising your good behavior "sooo good for me, bunny, such a good girl. You're doing so well." and you think you might faint at how their voice sends you to fucking heaven.

Imagine her in fem form hitting it from the back, hard, this time, and smirking in satisfaction because you take it so fucking well, and they're proud of their little bunny, of how they've corrupted their good innocent freshie girl so well she's turned into a freaky sex obsessed (and Jordan obsessed let's not lie) slut. And they love it. Hitting you with a "that's it, good girl, letting me use that princess cunt, you're so good for daddy", and basking in the way you answer "I love it so much, daddy !" between moans.

But also... Imagine them being there for you through every freshman year mental breakdown because you're not accustomed to how hectic the rhythm is, forcing you to take breaks, shower, eat with them if you dont' wanna be alone, drink water. Helping you with your classes, when you just don't get it (because why the hell should there be statistics in the psychology major mendatory classes ?!). Imagine Jordan shifting from your stress reliever friend with benefits to your rock in a world you don't really want to navigate in, taking care of you as much as you do them, if not more. But they love it, they love feeling useful to someone, and with you, the love you give them, the way you make them feel safe and cared for ? They feel like a super hero, your super hero.

And they realize maybe it's all they need to be happy....

I meant to write an entirely smutty thing but digressed on Jordan Li's ass being sappy and simping as fuck... They have me whipped I swear ❤️

puts my head in my hands.

#ask #jordan li smut #jordan li x reader #good god.

[gunsatthaphan]

"let's take it slow."

#hidden agenda #hidden agenda ep6 #joongdunk #jokezo #joke x zo #joong archen #dunk natachai #gmmtv #thai bl #bl drama #LITERALLY that scene had me running in circles #I just.---- #the softness 😩 #Im a weak bitch bc I simply cannot deal with joong's charisma I just cant #hes so........🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️ #good god. #this show is giving me what only friends wont #which is softness and romance kjdhgf

[power-chords]

#good god.

[strayklds]

LEE KNOW — CHARMER MANIAC IN ATLANTA (230322) @ 토냥이 🐙

#lee know #linosource #lee minho #bystay #skz minho #stray kids #flashing tw #adriblr #meltracks #usersa #userlau #dreamytag #heetual #good GOD. #mygifs #mel. that last gif is gonna ruinnnnnn you

[pierregaslays]

imagine telling him that’s his future teammate btw

#good god. #lewis #charles

[dragons-in-spaceee]

Things I regret in life:

Accidentally sending the message “burn gorman’s yaoi hands lore” to the wrong person with no context and not being able to delete it in time before they saw it, leading to a very awkward conversation

Probably some other stuff but I am too haunted by my “burn gorman’s yaoi hands lore” mistakes to think of anything else rn

#THE ABSOLUTE SINKING FEAR WHEN I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF DESPERATLY TRYING TO DELETE THE MESSAGE #AND IT SAID THEY WERE ‘TYPING’ #GOOD GOD. #pacific rim #pacrim #hermann gottlieb #burn gorman #personal

[dailyanimatronics]

[ID: a drawing of mitzi mozzarella in her new rockafire explosion costume. her hair is very curly. she is standing and smiling with one paw on her chest. she is on a stage with a light up rainbow sign behind her. /end ID]

nrae mitzi! technically a redraw of another drawing from loooong ago

#art #showbiz pizza #rock afire explosion #rockafire explosion #the rockafire explosion #the rock afire explosion #new rock afire explosion #new rockafire explosion #mitzi mozzarella #good god. #rae #nrae

[miamierre]

the way this image only gets worse the more you crop it.....

#good god.

[soupmatesyuri]

prison of plastic is gonna be a year old in 8 days.

eight.

#epithet erased #prison of plastic #good god.

[catminecraft]

THIS IS A WIP SO FAR BUT ITS 3 AM

#good god. #desert duo #grian #goodtimeswithscar #dlsmp

[tothemaxi]

and then yk when women-

and

her

and she just

and

kate mulgrew

n then- and when- and when she, yk she, when she, and she

and she and i just and i just her, i- her.

she's just she's so...

SO!!!

and then

and when when she smiles and her lips do the thing yk when she smiles and her her eyes are feeling it too, and it just she

her

and then when she's in a dress and she's so commanding, but and then when she's um in n a suit and she's just with it and u and and and

and her laugh!

her smile gets wider and she throws her head back and you can see and she just, i-

ugh

and she's cute

and hot

and

i just

omg

she could destroy me and she and her and then and she and her omg her

and her voice!!

good her voice..

it's just just so beautiful husky and commanding

and no matter when i'm looking at her she's n i get so giddy and she she's fucjing gorgeous and i

omg.

just.

kate mulgrew.

#kate mulgrew #gorgeous #i love her #i love women #her #her smile #and her voice #and her laugh #and her #and #good god. #her. #kathryn janeway #janeway #voyager #st voyager #st voy #voy #star trek voyager #tothemaxi

[stickers-on-a-laptop]

i spent way too much time on this

#i am supposed to be ASLEEP #i was going to go to BED EARLY #this is MS PAINT AND GOOGLE SLIDES. #GOOD GOD. #anyways. #power rangers rpm #not go-onger if it was go-onger i would have done different hats lmao

[kittenchancorruptionarc]

Wait your nanes ren ? :0

That- THAT FITS HIGHKEY

Oe oe oh

Ren ren ren ren~ ren ren ren ren ~ <3 ren.

Hmmm off topic how can he own you still? Im pretty sure i would have hurd of this guy :p but like i never have?- so you must be better than him Right? Your fanbase is huge you have ppl lining up just so you can spit on them :\

Mmm...more off topic- I KNEW THAT DOM SILVER FOX THING WAS A PERSONS! SOME NECKBEARD OWES ME 20 BUCKS!

Ren ren ren ren ren ren ren

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WERE YOU EAVESDROPPING ON MY PRIVATE CONVERSATIONS?!

#GOOD GOD.

[professorllayton]

the physical and emotional recoil I just experienced.

#good god. #blabs