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guy is best friends with the birb havers

#it just kinda happended naturally and im so amused by it #also not pictured in that last one: guy faceplanting with both emily and shane in his arms #stardew valley #sdv #sdv emily #sdv shane #sdv charlie #i dont know if emilys parrot has a name.... 😢 #sdv farmer #my art #guyssailawayfarm

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shane's birthday was an experience

#the way i ran down to marnies barn to catch shane on his way out. then going in to greet marnie. and the event struck. the timing. 😭 #im lowkey having an art style crisis but we ball #stardew valley #sdv #sdv shane #sdv farmer #sdv marnie #guyssailawayfarm #my art #i wanna draw out my whole arc with gus cus its so fucking funny but its long aughghgdhdjhdagsjdhdjhsg #i think i have an idea for how i wanna do it tho lol

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look at my boy

#hes schmoving #stardew valley #sdv #sdv farmer #guyssailawayfarm #im gonna cry i have so many of these fkn gifs now HJJHASDJD

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YEAR 1, SPRING 19, FRIDAY, 10:00AM

#i love the way i got the garbage hat and then jas walked past me #I AM THE stranger she isnt supposed to talk to #everything about this drawing is wack as hell #it was fun and all but kinda breaking my brain cus nothing made sense #stardew valley #sdv #sdv farmer #sdv jas #my art #guyssailawayfarm #ok moving on to the next big piece to tackle #i so badly wanna make a whole ass series of comics for my gus arc lord give me strength

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i lvoe all of my stardew valley farmers equally esp remy but i love them all equally ok i just love remy a little more but its an equal amount of love for all of them ok

#i just colored a buncha old sketches cus i cant draw for shit rn but i need to draw smth yknow how it is #this was also an excuse to fuck around with some layer modes ahahfg #stardew valley #sdv farmer #my art #what are the tags again its been so long boys #augustspocketfarm #remysstowawayfarm #guyssailawayfarm #elliotts there too but like yeah #im so excited for 1.6 yall afhghasdGHHGSDHGEWHEHHEHEH #also i actually dont have a fav i just had a lot of remy sketches i liked enough for this pageSHGDJGSDNFh #n remys also the easiest to draw so yknow thats nice of him

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AITA if I accidentally left fish at my mayor's house for two weeks straight? And it left his house stinky?

OK- so I (26TM) moved to a small sort of isolated town during spring this year, where I work as a farmer on a farm my grandpa once owned. It's been great and I have really settled in over the course of the year.

Time passed and eventually fall was upon us. Now, during the middle of fall the town holds a small festival, where among other things you could set up a little stall with your finest products for a friendly competition and review. Our mayor (??M) hooked me up with one of those which was really nice- I had been doing a lot of fishing over the months and I had a few good ones to display so I did. I ended up getting second place- okay no, that is not really relevant-

But after the results were out, the mayor specifically reminded me to not forget to empty out my supply and bring it with my back home. He specifically went out of his way to remind me. Thing is... I might have gotten a bit caught up in the other festivities and fun things around (not my fault they were grilling burgers and had gambling). And I completely forgot, I only remembered the moment I stepped foot inside my room again.

Next morning rolls around and I wake up to a letter in my mailbox from the mayor explaining that the fish I had left were placed inside the town's Lost and Found. Which is just a big box inside his house. So I thought "OK, great. I'll head over today and retrieve them." Yeah, that didn't really turn out. I completely forgot, it completely slipped my mind. And that same series of events of - me recalling that I had stuff in the Lost and Found and meaning to go pick them up and forgetting - kept happening for a while. Until two weeks had passed and it was winter. And as I was passing the mayor's house the thought struck again. Except this time I actually REMEMBERED and WENT THROUGH WITH IT. So I knock on his door and I get let in, and the house smells like, well... rotten fish. I go straight to the box while talking about how I'm so sorry it took so long and that I was always getting distracted by this that and the other. And he's being all understanding and nodding along. But there is no way he wasn't at least a bit ticked off, right? And I do feel really bad but I cannot do much for my forgetfulness besides setting reminders maybe... maybe I will try that in the future.

AITA for forgetting to pick up my forgotten fish from my mayor's house?

#i dont think i have the brain capacity to read this through right now im so tired #does this sort of read like a convincing aita. i wouldnt know #doesnt really matter tho. its all for shits and giggles. #ive been writing for like 40 minutes for this absolute shitpost help #when the bit goes too far #stardew valley #sdv #sdv farmer #sdv lewis #uhm do i even wanna tag this with my art .... #my art #doodle #guyssailawayfarm #this is pure crack i was cackling so hard writing this you dont even know

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@davactivated right fucking now.

PELICAN TOWN FARMER ARRESTED AFTER EATING NEIGHBORS' BELONGINGS????? NON-EDIBLES AT THAT????

#that dead stare #still has his cheeks stuffed. chipmunk lookin ass. #elliott wants to bail him out but remembers hes broke af.... #also i think guy would be a “you wont catch me alive” kinda deal #i also think he is indestructible so he would never be caught #but i will for the memes #stardew valley #sdv #sdv farmer #guyssailawayfarm #my art #it was VERY tempting to draw remy n guy as the barbie n ken mugshot meme.

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farmer meet farmer

#guy- remy. remy- guy. #<- me introducing them to eachother at the playground then leaving to sit on a bench with the other parents #AHHSHGASH I LOVE THEM THEYRE LITERALLY MY OWN LITTLE BLORBOS AHAHAGHGAH EHEHEHHEEH #i have thoughts n feelings #guy is an overexcited hamster or maybe chipmunk. remy is a big trembling german shepard or other big dog. #stardew valley #sdv #sdv farmer #guyssailawayfarm #remysstowawayfarm #my art #YIPPEEE guys i m soOoo autistic abt these fuckers some1 talk to me or ask abt them i would love you forever

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he is a small animal to me. a little ouppy or kity or bnuuy, maybe hamster,, guinea pig,,, a little monkey even

#i do really want to render that first sketch.... hes so cute #im obsessed with drawing him all small with the more chibi proportions.. . hes the littlest little fella 🥺🥺🥺 #stardew valley #sdv #sdv farmer #sdv elliott #my art #doodle #guyssailawayfarm #guys my brain is rotting so hard over this i cannot 🏃‍♂️💨 #do yall care him as much as me i care him so bad 😭😭😭💝

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i might have made little portraits for him.....

#guys the hyperfixating is crazy im doing pixel art what the hell #i love him so #stardew valley #sdv #sdv farmer #guyssailawayfarm #my art #the straight mouth looks SO funny on him. doesnt suit him at all im in tears #the pixel size on these isnt accurate tho... the actual in game sprites use 2x2 not 1x1..... might redo these one day who knows

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Have you drawn Gunther from Stardew Valley yet? I'm asking for a friend 👉👈

well,,, i certainly have now _(:з)∠)_

#the timing of this ask was very peculiar 🤔 is that one of yous from the discord.... 🤨 dont want to assume or anything. but the timing is #kinda sus ngl. it could be pure coincidence but hmmm... 🤨 #stardew valley #sdv #sdv gunther #sdv farmer #guyssailawayfarm #you get a peek into guys brain aint that something #i cut off his thoughts. on purpose. for comedic and mystery purposes. just know he is thinking very hard #my art #also is gunthers hat a cowboy hat. it looks a bit too floppy and wide to be one but what do i know. i didnt draw one tho. they are a specia #kind of torture to draw.

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>:DDDDD THANKS FOR JOINING @polyphonial, @scrolpencer, @davactivated and @thekittyfox2999 !!!!! <333333

also these ^^^ are being hung up on the fridge i totally have in my mind.

#I HAD SO MUCH FUN >:3333c #yall were out for blood tho.. drawing fanart of guy. my heart 😭💖💖💕💞 #also i wasnt planning on drawing him at all today but i simply had to. you forced my hand. 🥰 #YIPPEEEE NOW I HAVE MORE MAGMA PAGES TO GRIN AT LIKE AN IDIOT YAYA YYAY ╰(*°▽°*)╯╰(*°▽°*)╯╰(*°▽°*)╯╰(*°▽°*)╯ #im not done for today i think but i wanted to post these :3333333333333 #i should tag my magma posts with magma... #magma #need to go find the others too oughh... #my art #what if i tag the.. fandoms at least.. #stardew valley #guyssailawayfarm #hatsune miku #project voltage #witch hat atelier #heaven official's blessing #moomin #yu yu hakusho #drawfee #drawtectives #sherlock #why did i do that tho

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Is there anything guy really likes? I.e food, activities?

Also, opinion on seagulls? >:3

he's a fish(er)man at heart. and he does really like seafood!!!!

also you sneaky little-

he does like seagulls tho, chases them around the beach every chance he gets. :) and he likes gull (guy x elliott)

#YOU HAVE INSIDER KNOWLEDGE YOU LITTLE- jkjk hiiii :3c #their shipname is gull isnt that the cutest- it was literally the only shipname that made sense. their names arent too compatible 🤧 #stardew valley #sdv #sdv farmer #sdv elliott #guyssailawayfarm #idk how i would tag them tho uhh #how about hmm #guyssailawayfarm gull #lol #my art #doodle #someone leash him. tie him to the docks so he doesnt jump off and down in the ocean.

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what is ur farmers favorite fruit and favorite vegetable :)))

CORN, APPLE, OR ANYTHING CRUNCHY THAT HE CAN REALLY DIG HIS TEETH INTO. he's not picky but he is a biter.

#TEEHEE :3c #he would snack on straight up rocks if he could.. someone introduce him to jawbreakers or those crystal sugar candies whatever theyre calle #guy has the jaw strength of a machine but you wouldnt know from looking at his smooth round face. #stardew valley #sdv #sdv farmer #guyssailawayfarm #my art #doodle #oh and his fave things to harvest is anything that grows underground that he gets to pull up #<- this made me realize there arent any carrots.... sadge he would love those #with the added surprise of seeing how big it is

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you have unleashed a demon. i warned you.

i don't think this is going to have any structure whatsoever but i will pretend it does for my own sanity.

i want to start with some behind the scenes stuff bc obviously i do

like i only named guy that because i didn't want to think too hard about names and he has always been a silly little guy. his farms name is sail away farm,,, like the enya song. that's where it came from but really it's a SSS reference cus i will bring other SIs into this somehow. (it was from one of the ai dungeon streams... when julia wrapped up yet another accidental psychological horror story by sailing away whilst listening "to the tunes of enya")

and with remy i had already planned on romancing harvey so i wanted a name i could make a funny shipname of. their shipname is harmy (ironic isn't it ^^). stowaway farm came from some thoughts i had about remy's life before moving to pelican town. where he didn't feel welcome and like the people around him weren't keen on being seen with him. and i just liked the ring it has to it :) the two of them both having farms with "away" in the name was accidental and didn't hit me until after it was too late to change it.

here they are at the character creation screen !!!!

GUY IS MY SILLIEST LITTLE GUY. he's like a hamster or a chipmunk or other small rodents

him asf ^^^^

he's also like ponyo to me, he is very ponyocoded. his theme song would be the full version of ponyo on the cliff by the sea.

he is a biter, a chewer. he's kirby, a chainchomper... he would snack on rocks if he could. he's the breakdancing sims cat. he has bad volume control. he is an octopus, a koala, a monkey. he names a lot of his farm animals after fictional characters. but his hens are named hip, hop, cherry and pop after the lemon demon song. he would take a sip of a joja cola and go "oh, that is vile" and keep taking sips like he needs to confirm it multiple times.

him and elliott are so silly..... their shipname is gull which worked out so well it almost seems intentional. they both got ties to the ocean and beach... we love to see it. they got together the day after elliott's birthday, not only that but it was also right before elliott's 8 heart event. so it was really like guy came in before his book reading, asked him out and then was all "THAT'S MY BF EVERYONE I LOVE HIM SO MUCH" during the reading... he is his biggest cheerleader

he is best friends with emily and shane. and when emily mentioned that she would make a good clown during the stardew fair, he said "this is why we're best friends. we would be the best clowns." and he ate three burgers in a row that day. one day during blackberry season he collected 93 blackberries and was just running around the town with them on his person. him and gus have history together which i will make a whole comic about some day. whilst gaming with abigail he ran into enemies twice and got himself killed. he accidentally bought a pirate sword from marlon. he has died once. he is trying to goad alex into actually shaving his hair off because of that one throwaway comment. HE HAS TWO GARBAGE HATS. (tootsies is SO getting the other one once 1.6 is out)

^ this is what he wore for spirit's eve, called it "farmer in a rush" (he literally just took off his shorts)

i have way less on remy cus he isn't as far along and has had a mostly average time in pelican town so far.

remy is just a big dog who is scared of most things. he is a baby giraffe trying to walk for the first time. he feels very out of place in social interactions. his limbs are too long for him. he is trying his best.

he can come off as very... displeased... his resting face just looks slightly ticked off. really he's a big softie. he has some real unfortunate luck too.. except the night of the egg hunt when he had a fairy visit. he holds onto that little bit of luck there. a glimmer of hope. he had a meteor crash in the middle of his farm, luckily his crops were safe and sound tho, small mercies. weeds damaged his farm the same night the scripted earthquake hit. one day in the mines he got so lost in the dark he had to give up for the day and head up to the surface again, he was one level away from an elevator. he is financially struggling. he names his animals after food. his theme song would probably be cave in by margaux or something.

harmy is a slow-burn, strangers to friends to lovers scenario. they're delightful, i can't wait to see their relationship develop. remy kinda wanted to ask harvey to dance during the flower dance but chickened out (totally not because i only had 3 hearts with him stfu) (also those two pages aren't canon in my headcanon cus i think both of them would be oblivious and dumb as a rock. i just wanted to draw it lol. i think it takes a whileeee for either of them to ever catch feelings.)

he doesn't know many of the villagers too well. he is taking his time settling in fully and is so busy with the farm and mines and fishing and whatnot. oh y'know when sam asks you what his next song should be about?? yeah, remy said trains which has planted the idea that he is a former train kid in my head. and that's something he and harvey can bond over- i think it's really sweet :'). train and plane autism couple. remy has a sweet tooth. he feels intimidated by most villagers. i have a whole hair arc planned for him where he ends up growing his hair out once he really settles in. it's gonna be so epic. he went through 3 of emily's heart events in a row which was wild.

his chest lineup >>>>>

here's an expression sheet i started and will hopefully finish one day

i think that's all for now- I TOLD YOU IT WAS GOING TO BE A LONG POST NO?? ARE YOU HAPPY??? I AM. INFODUMPING IS AWESOME.

i ain't proofreading this are you kidding me.

y'all summoned this. my mutuals summoning my infodump demon with their summoning triangle. feeding my hyperfixation.

#long post #WAHHAHHAHAHAHHAH HMUAHAHAHHAHAHHA HEHEAHGEHGAGH #I AM SO AUTISTIC ITS WILD #stardew valley #sdv #sdv farmer #guyssailawayfarm #remysstowawayfarm #goes without saying but theyre both autistic trans n gay #uhm i think thats all #i am so normal about them #uh #oc #sure :) #i think i have spent like... uhhh probably around 4-5 hours on this?? idk. lost track. actually havent been keeping track.

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when sebastian drops the fucking egg

#when he drop-a-da-egg 💥💥💥 (guys this is a call for help i literally cannot stop saying shit like this its awful i keep going #“do you like-a-da-grape” or something along those lines whenever im playing its awful i... maybe thats just how my farmer talks........... #i did not want this to be the first stardew fanart i finished but inspiration struck and who am i to deny it 😔 #theres headlines following this incident like “local farmer boy falls dead at the sight of a cracked egg on the floor-” #stardew valley #sdv sam #sdv farmer #sdv #my art #this one is so messy but i am just running with it #i want to properly introduce my farmer and make a little character sheet or something but ARGHHhhg art hard #uhm should i make a tag for him and his farm bc.... hmm #guyssailawayfarm #sure yeah ok