#hauntytalks

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random vent

y'all ever look at a Wilbur or Lovejoy tiktok or a fan tiktok & just get really sad because you miss when you thought he was this sweet fun British guy & you miss when you were able to not be disgusted by his music or is it just me?

i miss the feeling of wishing to go to a lvjy concert & being excited when Wilbur or Lvjy drops a new song. i miss being sad &/or bored & going to Wilbur's old vods to make me feel better. i miss being excited to watch Sorry Boys videos because there was going to be a new Bursona. i miss being excited to see Wilbur in any of Tommy's vlogs. i miss wanting Wilbur & Lovejoy merch. i miss dreaming about screaming the lyrics to Perfume, or The Fall, or It's Golden Hour Somewhere, or any Lovejoy song. i miss crying to Mammalian Sighing Reflex. i miss being excited whenever i heard Wilbur or Lovejoy songs in public. i miss being proud of Lovejoy whenever something good happened to them. i miss talking to my moots about Wilbur & Lovejoy. i miss being excited to write Wilbur fics.

i wish he was one of the good ones.

i wish we could have one good one.

#hauntytalks #fuck wilbur soot #fuck wilbur #wilbur #wilbur mcyt #wilbur music #wilbursoot #wilbur soot #wilbur situation #lovejoy

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update.

this post was made by Wilbur Soot on Twitter regarding the Shubble abuse situation.

& I've never been more devastated.

this was somebody i thought was a good person. this was somebody i looked up to. this was somebody i aspired to be. this was somebody i was going to follow the footsteps of. this was somebody who inspired me to write more.

& he's a fucking abuser.

this isn't an apology, it's an emotionless, selfish list of excuses.

"I thought it was playful, consensual, & enjoyed" you bit harder when she said the safe word. She asked you to stop, & you didn't.

he made this about himself.

i'll be taking this account into serious consideration, but it's pretty much guaranteed that I won't be writing about him anymore. However, I may still do covers of his songs, since I am a believer of "separating the art from the artist".

@o-kye @weirdgoblinthing @xxtalulahlovesyouxx @lil-stormcloud @zuuriell @vibestillax @radio-to-trenchcoat-demons @hyper-raccoon23 @finleyforevermore @wendy-darling23 @stars-around-scars-collective @joviepog @r0ckstardr3amgal

#hauntytalks #wilbur soot #wilbursoot #wilbur #lovejoy wilbur #shubble situation

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to anybody who still supports Wilbur Soot:

he's a rapist

he's an abuser

he's a fucking criminal

he's a manipulator

he's hurt multiple people

there is no reason to support him.

#hauntytalks #fuck wilbur soot #fuck wilbur #support shelby #shubblesupport #wilbur #wilbur mcyt #will gold #wilbursoot #william gold

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don't you just hate it when you sneeze & your uterus is like "blood dump time 😝"

#menstruation #periods #hauntytalks

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one of my fave things to do is say "no you" whenever somebody compliments me. like yes i am fully prepared to have a fully fucking argument about how amazing you are

@zuuriell @vopixx @vibestillaxxx @o-kye @toastyliltoasts41 @finleyforevermore @ogelizasoot @ax-y10 @radio-to-trenchcoat-demons @21-cats-in-a-trenchcoat this may or may not be directed at all of you

#hauntytalks #lol #funny #funny post

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this needed to be shared, i think

@vopixx @zuuriell @vibestillaxxx @o-kye @abbygalz @stars-around-scars-collective @ax-y10 @radio-to-trenchcoat-demons @toastyliltoasts41

#hauntytalks #wilbur soot #wilbursoot #wilbur #lovejoy wilbur

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my family!

@radio-to-trenchcoat-demons + @21-cats-in-a-trenchcoat: actual fathers

@wiblursaystuff + @vibestillaxxx: aunt & uncle

@goosebeing: platonic father

@n1ght1ng4le: platonic mother

@ender-outlaw: another platonic father

@the-gentle-dragon: known kidnapper

@lil-stormcloud (vopixx's blog for my ARG) & @zuuriell: my two platonic wives

@o-kye: older sibling

@strangleetomz: sibling

@life-is-okay-rn: sibling

@colleenispunk: sibling

@cozy-kitty-corner: sibling

@redditplatinum: sibling

@rosejelly1244: sibling

@call-me-frosting-or-not-idc: sibling

@dobry-slimak: sibling

@officially-a-simp13: sibling

@the05council: sibling

@idonoiyo: sibling

& me!

my family's so cool ngl

#hauntytalks

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shoutout to @/cerison for pointing out once again how much of an awful person Wilbur Soot is!

#hauntytalks #fuck wilbur #fuck wilbur soot #wilbursoot #wilbur soot #wilbur situation

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wilbur soot needed to put that slutty fucking waist away in the new Sorry Boys video

my GOD sir

@vopixx @zuuriell @o-kye @vibestillaxxx @ax-y10 @smolsleepykitten look at the crimes being committed by this man's gorgeous waist

#hauntytalks #wilbur soot #wilbursoot #wilbur #lovejoy wilbur #the sorry boys #sorry boys

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guys what if i made an ARG

i say as i have nothing to make an ARG with

@vopixx @vibestillaxxx @zuuriell @o-kye @radio-to-trenchcoat-demons @stars-around-scars-collective @ax-y10

#hauntytalks

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is it bad that one day i want @post-uwuifer to uwu-fy one of my posts one day

#hauntytalks #guilty pleasure #dont judge me

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What letter in the alphabet has one of the least visually appealing shapes?

W. fucking copycat of M

#hauntytalks

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me finally watching the Wilbur Finale: definitely gonna cry when Tommy starts crying or when Wilbur says "Don't trust those Americans"

me at the end fucking crying when Ghostbur got friend back:

(sorry i got high when i posted this)

@vopixx @vibestillaxxx @zuuriell @ax-y10 @smolsleepykitten @o-kye @toastyliltoasts41

#wilbur soot #hauntytalks #sobbing #shaking crying throwing up

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assigning my mutuals with an OC of mine!

@vibestillaxxx: you get Emmeline! very soft-spoken German girl who makes you tea & flower crowns :)

@o-kye: you get Latravious (one of the characters from my RP blog)! you've interacted with them before, so you know what they're all about :)

@vopixx: you get Piper! she smokes, drinks, dates a rockstar & swears like a sailor! she'll probably kiss you if you asked (she's gotta check with her bf tho. he won't care).

@zuuriell: you get Cosabella (my TDI oc)! lovely Southern girl :)

@smolsleepykitten: you get Carnie (one of the characters for my RP blog)! she's Wilbur Soot's stalker (who may or may not have a jar filled with locks of Wilbur's hair & other things like sweat droplets & nail clippings).

@ax-y10: you get Caverna (one of the characters for my RP blog)! a person who works at a coffee shop who may or may not be on the run from the CIA!

@radio-to-trenchcoat-demons: you get Cillian! basically Ricky Jamaraz but WAY more attractive & a LOT more wild & loud & silly. he can be really sweet & cuddly at times & will probably squish your cheeks :)

@joviepog: you get Jean-Claude (one of the characters for my RP blog)! nervous ghost boy who's basically Ghostbur but with 100x more anxiety :)

@stars-around-scars-collective: you get Emeric (one of the characters for my RP blog)! a fortune teller who can't tell fortunes.

@r0ckstardr3amgal: you get Esme! an uptight academy student learning how to control & manipulate time like clay on the run from her family.

@finleyforevermore: you get Ink! a cat that talks & rides a broom & wears a witch hat :)

#hauntytalks #my ocs #oc stuff #ocs #my characters #mutuals #i love my mutuals #moots

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my gay ass when i saw Lucifer singing in the Finale song

the Lucifer brainrot is killing me

@lil-stormcloud @strangleetomz @xxtalulahlovesyouxx @o-kye

#hauntytalks #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel 2024 #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin lucifer #lucifer morningstar

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haunted-headset dictionary

alskfghjkxsnls : haunted-headset is either going more insane or very flustered or happy. proceed with caution.

!!!! : an overused punctuation.

yayayayayayay : used whenever haunted-headset is very happy or excited or just saying "yes" to something

wilbussy : haunted-headset is in "i need to passionately kiss that lanky British man" mode. please be sure to proceed with caution.

lil : another word for "little" or "small" because haunty is lazy as hell.

goober : used to describe a scrunkly lil [see "lil" for definition] guy.

& : another word for "and" because haunty wants to be unique & quirky & girlypop [they are failing horribly].

?? : another overused punctuation.

:D : used to express happiness because haunty is too lazy to use emojis.

:3 : haunted-headset is in "silly lil gremlin goober" mode. proceed with caution.

:) : see ":D" for definition.

<3 : used to express love because haunty is too lazy to use emojis.

pookie/pooksters : used when speaking to a beloved mutual.

baby/baba gorilla : used when speaking to haunty's wives [contact @somebody-v & @zuuriell for confirmation].

OMFG : used to show shock, excitement, or surprise.

"let me bite his cute lil head off 🙏🙏🙏" : see "wilbussy" for definition.

/j : used when haunty thinks their joke was not seen as a joke & instead seen as evidence that they need to be put in a straightjacket.

💀 : used to show when haunty is dying of laughter

wtf : see "OMFG" for definition.

wait : used too frequently. please make haunty stop using this word.

ewww : used to show disgust.

WHAT : see "OMFG" for definition.

STFU: see "OMFG" for definition.

hello hello! : used for greeting others

hihihihihihihihi : see "hello hello!" for definition.

aahediewfgweiugfwef : see "alskfghjkxsnls" for definition.

let me know if i missed anything

@mochamuff1n @smolsleepykitten @joviepog @vibestillaxxx @lexx-the-gay-rubber-ducky @ogelizasoot @ax-y10 @o-kye

#hauntytalks #random shit