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convolutedblasphemy · 2 months

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Cursed Idea: Hazbin Hotel as an open world RPG with romance options

The only characters you can't romance at all are Charlie, Vaggie, Alastor and Vox (because he's just too fixated on Alastor)

You can start a QPR with Alastor but this is insanely hard and only works if you (1) never upset him or Rosie on that route, (2) your choices fall at least 80% in line with his twisted moral compass that you have no idea what it is, (3) you freed him and (4) you keep offering him dishes you cooked with the cannibal cookbook (obtainable from the 666 news studio) from "ingredients" you looted from enemies you killed. This only works if you chose a melee type weapon. Alternatively you can buy the ingredients from Rosie's Emporium but they're pretty expensive.

Lvl 10 friendship with Alastor rewards you by letting you scritch his ears and gives you a tail you can equip on him if he is in your party.

You can kill every sinner in hell as long as you own an angelic weapon, except for the overlords. The exception to this is Valentino, whom you can kill whenever as long as your level is high enough. He is the only boss fight that is not level- or story-locked.

You can be redeemed and go to heaven if you get 10000 heaven points by doing good deeds and helping people. If your first boss fight is Valentino, you win and choose to kill him, you get 1000 heaven points

Spending 50k at the Hellmart gets you Alastor's cane to equip on your character. If you destroy every TV at the Hellmart, you unlock a special achievement titled "Radio killed the Video Star" but it also deducts 3 friendship levels from your bond with Vox.

You can pick a romantic and sexual orientation for your character and there's an achievement called "unbridled asexual rage" that you get if you consistently murder the first 30 people who hit on you. If your character is male, this includes Angel Dust who hits on you in the tutorial.

Every story-relevant character you kill prematurely gets replaced by an egg boi. This makes the cutscenes very interesting.

Killing both Valentino and Angel Dust is recommended for players who might be triggered by the Valentino and Angel Dust questline, as they will both be replaced by egg bois with limited animation.

Romancing Valentino locks your heaven points bar until you decide to kill him.

You can get kicked out of heaven again if you commit crimes. You can make soul deals in heaven. Every soul you have comes with you to hell. Bringing Alastor's mother to hell deducts 5 friendship levels from your bond with him but unlocks a heartfelt cutscene where they reunite.

You cannot bring Emily, Sera, Adam or Lute to hell with you. Adam respawns in hell if you kill him though. Then you can forge a soul deal with him if you're smart about it.

Killing Lilith before the story forces you to do her boss fight replaces her with a giant egg boi.

Killing Lilith frees Alastor and raises your approval rating with him significantly.

Killing Rosie or his mum permanently makes Alastor hate you

One of the first dialogue options you get with Adam is (Bite him...) where you violently chomp down on his arm and he screams like a little girl

Other characters the game lets you violently bite include: Angel Dust, Sir Pentious, Vox, Valentino, Lucifer and St. Peter.

Weapons are customizable in appearance. Notable skins for weapons include: severed arm, radio on a stick, wet fish (with sound effects!), angelic spear, Cherri's bombs, Adam's axe and many more

Marrying and immediately divorcing Lucifer will lower your approval rating with Charlie

You can customize your room at the hotel. Divorcing Lucifer unlocks a special crying Lucifer-esque rubber duck that you can put on your shelf.

If your approval rating with Husk is high enough, he will keep bringing dead mice to your doorstep that you can either throw away or feed to Alastor

You can pretty much feed any being to Alastor whether raw or cooked, as long as you have it in your inventory.

Obtaining enough souls will give you access to the overlord meeting room in Carmilla's house where you can obtain "rotting severed angel head", which you can use as a special ingredient in the Jambalaya recipe from the cannibal cookbook

You can enter Vox's room during your stealth mission in the V Tower, which lets you steal several Alastor-themed decorations for your own room including the Alastor body pillow, 3 Alastor posters including the beach art of him, an Alastor figurine and a cursed cat Alastor plushie.

Every character at the hotel has one of those figurines. Collecting them gives you rewards and if you put all of them on your shelf you get a "Found Family" achievement.

You can burn Valentino's studio down during the V Tower stealth mission. Angel Dust's figurine is in his room so be sure to grab that before you burn the studio.

Other locations for the figurines include: Charlie's room (Charlie), Hotel Room in Heaven (Vaggie), Casino (Husk), Utility Closet at the "Consent" club (Niffty), nest of giant hell chicken (Pentious) and Duck Pond (Lucifer)

There's a Voxtagram function in your phone where you periodically receive new posts from the characters with comment options that they reply to. You can repeatedly be mean to Vox online. This is a running gag and Vox eventually complains on TV about getting cyberbullied.

You can turn on the little radio in the hotel lobby or get a customizable radio as a gift from Alastor that you can put in your room. You can select between playing Alastor's radio show, Alastor's radio show from when he was alive, the Hazbin Hotel soundtrack, screams and Mimzy's singing.

Achieving lvl 10 friendship with Alastor also unlocks camera mode for him. Now he no longer glitches out on photos as long as you equip an old-fashioned camera.

Romancing St. Peter lets you persuade him to smuggle you into heaven whenever you want to go.

There's a billboard near the V Tower that displays a slideshow of Vivziepop tweets where she engages in her own fandom discourse

If you keep walking ahead in the swamp in Alastor's room you eventually fall out of the map and respawn at the nearest unlocked waypoint.

You can adopt a little fawn from Alastor's swamp and a rabid raccoon you can find in a trashcan behind the hotel. If you do not take the raccoon to the vet first, there is a rabies breakout at the hotel.

You can interact with the alcohol bottles at the hotel bar and pour them down the sink. This lowers Husk's approval rating with you.

Might make a part 2 of this

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voxisdaddy · 1 month

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Sinful Alphabet

Saint Peter NSFW Alphabet

Fandom: Hazbin Hotel

Pairing: Saint Peter x Reader

C/TW: NSFW (duh), Adam mentioned, Implied!Switch Peter, He’s mostly subbing, Dom reader, reader mostly written as fem in mind

MDNI

A/N: This is all written with the mindset that Peter is very new to sexual intimacy. I feel like as time went on, the answers would differ. Plus also I really like the idea of a virgin saint Peter so like-💀

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

𓈒ㅤׂㅤ𐙚 ࣪ ⭒ He’s usually in subspace for awhile after sex, so he probably wouldn’t do anything for the first several minutes. But he would love to hold your hand, stay close to you, and use his wings to wrap you both up snuggly together. Maybe ask if you’re hungry and want him to order anything for you.

B = Body Part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also you)

𓈒ㅤׂㅤ𐙚 ࣪ ⭒ His favourite part of his body would probably have to be his hands. He loves running them over your body, through your hair, holding and groping you, fingering you, ect,. His hands are soft, delicate and always cold, loves how your body reacts to his touches.

His favourite body part on you is would have to be your mouth/lips. From how they feel against his lips, skin, wrapped around his cock, ect,. Plus the sweet pleasurable noises you make when you guys do it, with his name falling from your lips, gets him all needy.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum)

𓈒ㅤׂㅤ𐙚 ࣪ ⭒ If you have a sweet tooth, you’d love the taste of his cum. He loves cumming down your throat the most. Watching you with watery blue eyes as you drink his cum like it’s your favourite milk is enough to get him hard again.

D = Dirty Secret (What’s their dirty secret)

𓈒ㅤׂㅤ𐙚 ࣪ ⭒ During a particularly long shift at the golden/pearly gates of Heaven, his mind wondered off to fantasizing about you sitting underneath the podium, milking his cock with your mouth as he works. He got so hard but was so embarrassed and ashamed of it, he couldn’t face you, Sera, and anyone else for the next several days. May or may not have thought about that fantasy the next time you gave him head though.

E = Experience (How experienced are they?)

𓈒ㅤׂㅤ𐙚 ࣪ ⭒ No experience. Not even in masturbation. You’re his first time ever. He’s been around for centuries and never did anything until you and him became a thing.

F = Favourite Position

𓈒ㅤׂㅤ𐙚 ࣪ ⭒ Saw @simphornies mention this and I 100% agree; Missionary and Cowgirl. He likes facing you and holding your hips, thighs, tits/chest, waist, ect,. His favourite is holding your hands though—he likes the intimacy and caring nature of it.

G = Goofy (Are they serious or goofy during sex?)

𓈒ㅤׂㅤ𐙚 ࣪ ⭒ Pretty serious. Maybe kind of goofy but in a dorky way? He wouldn’t crack a joke but he would maybe react kind of adorably and dork like since he’s so flustered. You pin him against a wall? “Ah—well—Uh..ha… hello there..” God he’s such a dork.

H = Hair (How well groomed down there are they?)

𓈒ㅤׂㅤ𐙚 ࣪ ⭒ Pretty well groomed. No bush, gets trimmed every now and then.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment? Romantically speaking)

𓈒ㅤׂㅤ𐙚 ࣪ ⭒ He loves being intimate. He definitely prefers making love over sex, any day! He loves whispering praises to you, whether or not he’s topping or bottoming, he will tell you he loves you and how perfect he thinks you are. A big fan of stolen kisses while you do it.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

𓈒ㅤׂㅤ𐙚 ࣪ ⭒ He feels kinda guilty doing it so he doesn’t do it often. Plus he prefers your hand, mouth, and body anyways so like—

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

𓈒ㅤׂㅤ𐙚 ࣪ ⭒ Praise kink (both giving and receiving). He has to let you know how perfect you are, how good you make him feel, and thank you for letting him touch and see your bare skin. When he receives praise though, he gets needy and kind of teary eyed, definitely sends him up to subspace quickly. Also gets really flustered and embarrassed. Oh you say he looks so pretty when he’s edged into oblivion? He’s definitely tearing up and whimpering.

He loves cock warming. He also hates it because come on! You’re being so unfair, sitting on his aching cock and not moving. Oh but he loves how closely intimate it is, how he gets to wrap his arms around you, holding you close, your hands entangling themselves into his hair, ect,. And when you do move? Oh my god he’s so relieved, he’s thanking you and moaning your name like it’s the only thing he knows how to say.

Overstimulation. He’s weak and is usually already a trembling mess just from a handjob, so he cums quickly. When you keep going though, sucking him dry, riding him, and milking him for several more rounds though? You could ask if he wants you to stop but he’s already babbling on incoherently about how he doesn’t want you to stop. Plus he likes how trembly he is when you’re done, cuz that usually means you take care of him and he has every excuse to cling to you as much as possible.

L = Location (Favourite place to do it)

𓈒ㅤׂㅤ𐙚 ࣪ ⭒ Privacy of the bedroom. Your bedroom, his bedroom, shared room, hotel room, whatever. He just wants a big bed to lay on or to lay you on while you go at it like rabbits—with full privacy of course.

M = Motivation (What turns them on?)

𓈒ㅤׂㅤ𐙚 ࣪ ⭒ Honestly he’s kind of easy to turn on—especially when it comes to you. Whisper a few dirty words to him, pin him against a wall, tease him, bend over in front of him, ect,. It’s easier to just say ‘you’, honestly. You could go out for milkshakes and he’d completely innocently watch you lick the white substance from your lips and his mind goes places. Granted he feels dirty and embarrassed by it so please don’t tease him about it :c

N = No (What will they not do?)

𓈒ㅤׂㅤ𐙚 ࣪ ⭒ Anything where either of you get hurt-even just a lil bit—is off the table. Want him to spank you? No, no, sweetheart! Why would he do that? He just wants to worship you and love you.

Also anything where people could hear or see you. He hopes the bedroom walls are soundproof cause his jealousy side does not like the idea of anyone hearing your noises and seeing your body the way only he should get to see it. He once accidentally walked in on you changing and despite his very flustered state, he lightly scolded you for leaving the door unlocked. What if someone else walked in?! :c

O = Oral (Do they prefer giving or receiving? How skilled are they?)

𓈒ㅤׂㅤ𐙚 ࣪ ⭒ As mentioned quite a few times already, he loves getting head from you. Your pretty mouth wrapped around his cock sucking, licking, and kissing—it drives him crazy. He’s not selfish though, he loves giving you head as well. Got a pussy he could eat out? He’s already sitting on the floor by the edge of the bed with your legs spread over his shoulders as he eats you out like you’re a delicious last meal.

He’s surprisingly good at it, despite having no experience before you came into his life. It mostly stems from him being kind of unsure of himself and just trying as much as he can so he can please you just as amazing as you please him. It works. Maybe a little too well though but that’s okay! He’ll spread your thighs apart and whisper sweet praises to you as he takes another lick of your sweet juices.

P = Pace (Fast and rough? Slow and sensual?)

𓈒ㅤׂㅤ𐙚 ࣪ ⭒ He likes starting slow and getting faster. Slow because of the intimacy and being in the moment with you but as the night wears on, the more needy and desperate you both get and he just can’t get enough of you. He needs either you riding him until he can’t breathe anymore or his cock so balls deep in you that only his name is all you know.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies over proper sex)

𓈒ㅤׂㅤ𐙚 ࣪ ⭒ He doesn’t…mind them. I mean, they still feel good and since it’s you, of course he’ll do it buuuuuut he prefers proper sex-er, love making. Honestly if you both don’t have enough time, oral is preferred. If you do get a quickie in though, please still hold his hand and make him feel loved when you’re done your little fun together. It’s the love and care that he craves.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, take risks, ect?)

𓈒ㅤׂㅤ𐙚 ࣪ ⭒ Not really. Public fun maybe, but that’s usually reserved for oral and even then, he wants/needs you guys to be somewhere at least 98% private. Want to suck him while spending the day at the beach? Yes, sweetheart, of course you can but please not here—let’s find someplace a lot more secluded, okay?

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go? How long do they last?)

𓈒ㅤׂㅤ𐙚 ࣪ ⭒ He cums quickly and gets hard from a few dirty words and naughty touches from you. In other words he’s sensitive as fuck but please don’t stop, he loves the overstimulation and those pretty noises you make. The most he’ll be able to go is about 4 rounds before it starts feeling so overwhelmingly good that it actually starts to hurt. If you can still go however, he’s more than happy to let you sit on his face. He’ll be so lost in subspace, the only thing on his mind would be you and the taste of your pretty pussy.

T = Toys (Do they have any toys?)

𓈒ㅤׂㅤ𐙚 ࣪ ⭒ Adam gifted him a fleshlight once, just to be a dick and tease him. You guys do use it though sometimes—mainly when you feel particularly cruel and want to tease him. Straddle him, using the fleshlight to jerk him off while he sits there trembling and begging for you to stop teasing him. It feels good but you just feel so much better.

U = Unfair (How much they like to tease)

𓈒ㅤׂㅤ𐙚 ࣪ ⭒ Despite how subby I made him out to be, sometimes he’ll take charge. He’s definitely a switch, leaning more towards bottoming. When he’s topping though, he likes to tease you by eating you out over and over. It’s one of the few times he gets to hear you whine and whimper, his name falling from your lips like a prayer, as he drives you so, so close! One of the other reasons he teases you like this, is because he knows he doesn’t really last that long in bed compared to you. So getting you all needy, desperate, and wet for him is basically part of his plan to get you to cum good and all over him when he finally fucks his cock into you.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds do they make?)

𓈒ㅤׂㅤ𐙚 ࣪ ⭒ He’s pretty loud. He doesn’t scream but he isn’t like, a quiet fuck either. He whimpers, moans, and begs—doesn’t matter if he’s topping or bottoming. If you peg him-or you got a dick-though, he’s screaming in pleasure. Tries to be quiet, not that successful.

W = Wild Card (random nsfw headcanon)

𓈒ㅤׂㅤ𐙚 ࣪ ⭒ LOVES lazy morning sex. You’re both so sleepy, yet so needy, loving, and clinging to each other the entire time. It’s like you can’t keep your lips off of each other. When he’s topping, he loves hovering above you, holding your body close to him, exchanging many loving good morning kisses as he finds a nice steady rhythm to fuck his cock into you nice and deep.

When you’re topping he likes sitting up against the pillows and headboard as you lazily ride and grind against him. His hands he wouldn’t know what to do with as all he wants is to keep touching you and keep you close. Definitely always kissing each other though. He loves it when you eat each other’s moans like this ♥︎

X = X-Ray (What are they packing?)

𓈒ㅤׂㅤ𐙚 ࣪ ⭒ He’s pretty average at about 5 inches. Fully erect though he’s about 6 inches. His cock is decently thick. Like the rest of him, it’s paper white but the head has a golden hue. Surprisingly heavy balls—probably from the literal centuries they’ve gone having not been emptied.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

𓈒ㅤׂㅤ𐙚 ࣪ ⭒ Not high so he wouldn’t really initiate that often. If you initiated though, that’s another story. It just needs to be with you and plus only you can really get him going. If you have a high sex drive, don’t worry, you won’t be flying solo a lot. And when he gets into it, he gets into it. Could and will go hours upon hours because of you.

Z = ZZZ (How quick they fall asleep afterwards?)

𓈒ㅤׂㅤ𐙚 ࣪ ⭒ It takes a lot out of him, especially when he’s bottoming/subbing. So he can easily fall into slumber but he loves the aftercare so he stays up until your both settled. Then he’ll allow himself to drift off to sleep with you right next to him.

A/N: I’ve been wanting to make this for so long and then finally at like 1am I was like, you know what… I’ll do it. And now it’s 4am and my sleep schedules ruined—

Heh, worth it though

Also might’ve went a bit ham on the “Kink’s” portion I’m so sorry 💀💀

#hazbin hotel #saint peter #st peter #hazbin hotel saint peter #hazbin hotel st peter #hazbin hotel x reader #x reader #alphabet

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pray4byron · 2 months

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Taking advantage of the fact that my man Saint Peter is a requestable character now so—

If it’s not too much to ask, could I get some (wholesome) first time headcanons with Saint Peter?

Like first time we held hands, first kiss, first I love you, first moment he realized he’s crushing on reader, ect stuff like that! Ik it’s a lot, I’m so sorry 😭😭 even just doing two is fine I swear I’m just craving some Peter content 💕

𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐭 𝐩𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐫’𝐬 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞(𝐬) 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 ೄྀ࿐ ˊˎ-

a/n: OMG CHITO YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME 😭😭 while reading this i thought it was gonna be a smut request and i don’t write smut so i got so scared. but yeah, ofc!! enjoy !!

warnings: use of yn

proofread: nope LOL

tags: saint peter, hazbin hotel, fanfic, x reader

𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬

“hi, welcome to heaven! can i get your name please?” a grinning blonde asked you, slicking back his hair, a book in his hands.

“oh, yn.” you smiled back at him, so calmly, which contrasted to how his stomach was feeling right now. you seemed so cool.

“oh! uh, yeah, ok!” peter replied, whistling as he scrolled through the pages of his list, “ah! here ya are, r-right this way.” peter smiled, leading you to the gates, before sighing right as you were out of sight. you were really pretty.

𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬

over the course of your time in heaven, you and the saint had grown significantly closer, which eventually resulted in a first date after a few months.

you had suggested an ice skating date, which was fitting, due to heaven growing a more wintery vibe due to christmas being mere weeks away. but saint peter couldn’t help but (silently) disagree, he had no idea how to ice skate, and even worse, he told you he was amazing at it!

the day came sooner than peter would’ve liked it too, you both met up with eachother at the rink, by the time he got on the ice, you would already there.

peter went to approach you, before fumbling across the ice as he attempted to skate before bashing his face into the glass wall, looking at you with an embarrassed grin.

“here..” you say, taking his hand, “i’ll teach you!”

𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬

the night of your first date came to an end sooner than peter would’ve liked it too, despite the rough start on his side, he walked you home, dropping you off at your door, the sky a bright pink-yellow from the sun setting just below them, the night sky would be arising any time now for earth.

“thanks pete, tonight was really fun.” you smiled, standing just infront of your door, “it was no biggie, hehe. t-totally fun!” peter said, going to walk off, before you reached for his wrist, pulling him closer to you.

your lips were inches apart, you could feel his hot breath fan your face, you grabbed him by the neck and pulled him into a kiss. peter’s eyes snapped shut tightly, as he rested his hands on your shoulders, his lips were so soft, so heavenly.

you both pulled apart in sync moments after, peter chuckled breathily, pressing his forehead against yours, “does this mean i could maybe steal you for another date next weekend?”

i do not permit for my work to be reposted, translated, or stolen. all rights go to signedmio. characters are not mine, unless stated, and belong to their rightful creators.

#chito ! ☆#mio’s writing ! ☆#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel x reader #x reader #hazbin hotel x y/n #hazbin hotel x you #x y/n #fanfiction #x you #saint peter hazbin hotel #saint peter x reader #saint peter hazbin #hazbin hotel saint peter #saint peter x you #saint peter x y/n #st peter hazbin hotel #st peter x reader #hazbin hotel st peter

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imlosingmyfuckingmarbles87 · 2 months

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The Heaven Hierarchy

(i know adam could be WAY stronger than the exterminators since he's the first man but i couldnt find any other exorcists other than lute)

#hazbin hotel #hazbin #hazbin hotel heaven #heaven hazbin hotel #god hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel god #hellaverse #hazbin hotel sera #sera hazbin hotel #emily hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel emily #st peter hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel st peter #help me im going insane #lute hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel lute #adam hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel adam

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datshitrandom · 3 months

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welcome to heaven, oh-oh! check out our sick décor, the spirits leaven, oh! please keep your rimstone off the floor we've got the best and brightest, the politest of the lot and everyone is hooooot ⁽⁽٩(⸝⸝ᵕᴗᵕ⸝⸝)و ₎₎ ♫⋆｡♪ ₊˚♬ !!

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mintaikcorpse · 17 days

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Adam: "You'll have to go to Hell, where the demons.will FUCK you!"

St. Peter:

Sera: 😐

Sera: "And they make you shave your head!"

St. Peter: "BUT MY HAIR DEFINES ME-"

#st peter is heaven's twink bcuz wtf was thst #WHO LOOKED AT ST PETER AND SAID “yeah lets make him a bottom twink”#YALL IF THEY CAN DO THAT PREPARE FOR TWINKY LIN MANUEL MIRANDA JESUS #adam #hazbin hotel adam #adam hazbin hotel #saint peter #saint peter hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel saint peter #st peter hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel st peter #sera #hazbin hotel sera #sera hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel #shitpost

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ineedmycoffeerightnow · 3 months

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Why is my first favorite twink design in hellaverse so far also whitewashed version of the most tragic (and my favorite) character in the bible, WHY 😭

#st peter Hazbin hotel #Hazbin hotel st peter #Hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel critical #helluva boss critique #hazbin hotel critique #hazbin hotel criticism

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simphornies · 2 months

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Hello! I saw that your requests are open.

Can you please do SFW and NSFW headcanons for St. Peter from HH? He gets so much hate poor baby 🥺

A/N: In the nicest way possible, I choked on my energy drink at work and fell to the floor when I read this request PURELY(haha get it) BECAUSE I WAS NOT EXPECTING IT. I definitely did my best here.

St. Peter Headcanons:

SFW

He would sing you to sleep especially during one of those nights where you can't fall asleep

Little spoon vibes(seriously look at him and TELL me he's not)

He would randomly braid your hair whenever he's bored

If you ever get mad at him, he'll pull everything out the bag to try and win your attention back, BEGGING on his knees for your attention. He will make a scene, start sobbing on the floor vibes

He loves dolling you up! He'll do your hair, your nails! He'll learn how to put your lashes on for you

He loves spoiling you. He will buy you anything you show interest in while you guys are out, no matter how many bags he'll have to carry. Because of this, your guys' house is filled with trinkets of every kind

He reminds me on a penguin. He'd definitely bring you rocks as a sign of affection. Your front yard is covered with the prettiest rocks he found and it works

If you're tired, stressed or feel anything negative, he'll run you a bath and give you a massage. If you didn't feel like you got the royal treatment before, you will definitely feel it when you need it most

He brags to his friends about you. Everyday. He will not stop yapping over the littlest details. He is absolutely obsessed with you.

Sometimes he gets jealous when other hot people talk to you

NSFW UNDER CUT MDNI

You cannot convince me otherwise that he isn't a switch. Seriously. LOOK AT HIM.

Favorite position? Missionary. (haha) And cowgirl

He showers you with praise, thanking you for even allowing him to touch your bare skin

He becomes a mess when you thank him in the bedroom. He loses his mind.

He makes sure you finish first

He loves your voice, he thrives on it. He'll do anything to hear your sweet voice say his name over and over again

MUNCH. He loves eating you out. He loves pleasuring you and he won't stop until you're limp on the bed

Amazing aftercare. He'll clean up after you, carry you to a warm bath, wash you, massage the spots he gripped too hard and kiss the hickeys he left on you and buy you food

He loves giving you hickies but he goes feral when you do it to him.

He definitely begs.And whimpers.

Rarely cusses but during sex, he won't be able to filter himself well

"Fuck. Fuck. Please please please continue. Please keep going. Don't fucking stop. Please. Let me cum in you? Please."

He loves holding onto your love hands, your hips and your chest when he's on top.

He looks like a thigh guy honestly

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel x reader #hazbin hotel st peter #hazbin hotel st peter x reader #hazbin hotel headcanon

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meladi-artz · 11 days

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St. Peter joins the battle. Haha, if he ever fought he'd totally use a frying pan. He'd be utterly terrified but smile wide eyed like "holy spirit I'm not dead!" Losely inspired by @whattimeisitfic's fic "what time is it?" since they agreed he would use a frying pan in the fight.

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kakabelorias · 10 days

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SAINT PETER IS GETTING A PRINT SIGNING. I DID NOT THINK THIS WOULD EVER HAPPEN bc he has like 2 mins of screentime rip BUT IT IS AND IM SO FUCKING HAPPY

Look at him!! He's so perfect! Onyx did an incredible job on the artwork! He looks so precious!! God i hate being a broke bitch TvT thinking of opening art comms just so i get one bc its so short notice lmaoo

HES SO FUCKING CUTE AAAAAAAAAAAAA

art cred:Onyx

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applezehm · 18 days

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!!SAINT PETER REDESIGN!!

I wanted to redesign him because THAT TWINK IS NOT ST. PETER/HJ

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turtleofthehollow · 25 days

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The greatest possible cosmic joke in Hazbin Hotel would be if Alastor ended up standing at the gates of Heaven when he died despite all of the sins he committed in life

It is canon that none of the angels know what gets a human soul into heaven, so it’s plausible that someone could sin, not repent at all, yet still end up in heaven for some unknown reason

And given what Alastor is like, he’d probably be freaking out about it because he wanted to go to hell

To him, hell is the epitome of freedom where you can get away with anything and didn’t have to pretend to be anything other than what you are, so he’d hate being sent to heaven

I can just imagine Alastor in front of the golden gates, screaming and kicking at the floor trying fall to Hell, and St. Peter stands there watching the whole thing and being very confused

They finally send him to hell just to shut him up

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voxisdaddy · 21 days

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Unholy Visit

Fandom: Hazbin Hotel

Pairing: Saint Peter x Reader

C/TW: 18+ Content, MDNI, corruption kink, bottom!Peter, top!Reader, not proofread. Reader written as fem!!

Type: Oneshot

In which you joined Charlie and Vaggie to argue for the hotel in Heaven. Alternatively; Saint Peter’s first time.

‘This is wrong, this is wrong, this is wrong—‘

The words echoed faintly in the saints mind. His coherent thoughts were quickly getting subdued from the overwhelming amount of new pleasure he’s never felt before.

Peter’s hands rest on your hips as you keep bouncing on his beautiful, golden, raging boner. He could feel a little bit of drool role down his chin as his vision began to get just ever so slightly hazy.

He hoped the hotel walls were soundproof and that absolutely no one was around to even speculate if anything unholy was going on in one of the rooms.

To say this is how Peter expected his day to go is an understatement. He had started his day as normal—clocking into work and welcoming all the new souls into heaven—but then, to his shock, some souls from hell wound up in front of the gates. The daughter of Lucifer Morningstar her two companions were quickly welcomed into their temporary visit in Heaven. One of them, you, asked him kindly for an escort to your hotel room. The saint noted that your room was your own as opposed to the other two sharing a room—So that just left him alone with you. My, my, how tempting you are.

“You’re doing so good, baby.” Your praise causes him to whimper. He’s quick to flush gold in embarrassment at his lewd noises but he now knows better than to cover his mouth. He had gotten lightly scolded for covering his face earlier and was instructed to keep his hands on your hips as you took care of him.

Technically, if he wanted you to stop he could just remove his hands. If keeping his hands on your hips is what’s gonna keep you going, then taking them away would make this stop right? He could still save his celibacy, right?

Peter felt his dick twitch inside your velvety walls as he neared his orgasm—his first ever. Oh no. It’s far too late to save his celibacy. Far too late. And frankly, he doesn’t want it to stop.“More…please.” He whimpered out.

You grinned down at him, whines and groans of pleasure escaping your lips as you bounced on him. Satan he’s so cute. “Awe does the little angel like sinner pussy?” Your teasing caused him to groan. The vulgar language sent shivers down his spine and, admittedly, to his dick.“Well? Answer me.” You teased in an almost cruel way. Teary blue eyes starred up at you in a silent beg. The man could barley think a single coherent thought and here you were smugly asking him to reply.

Peter felt his vision blur from the tears and his on coming orgasm. He went to open his mouth to finally reply but instead louder moans and whimpers just fell out.

You clicked your tongue before stopping all together. Peter whined, his grip tightening ever so slightly on your hips. “I…I was close…” He stuttered. He was so close, almost there, reaching his first ever orgasm. Sinners are so cruel.

You slid down on his shaft to engulf him in your warmth completely. He sighed at that—your gummy walls felt so heavenly around him like this. As warm and snug as you kept him, he still felt restless and a bit frustrated that you stopped moving.“Please move again…” He silently begged, bucking his hips up into you for any sort of friction.

Somehow you pushed down on him further, pinning his hips down to the soft cotton sheets of your hotel bed. Peter groaned feeling you push yourself all the way down on him. His balls pressed against your ass. It almost ached.

“You like…what..? Sweetie?” You slowly grind against him, making him let out a groan. He blinked some tears he didn’t even know we’re falling away from his eyes. You cooed down at him, leaning down to wipe a few stray little tears away. “It’s okay to say it… it’s just me baby… you like… sinner pu…pu…” Peter whined in embarrassment and frustration. You were clearly trying to make him say it. It felt so humiliating—it contradicted the way you were caressing his face and caring for him. Peter had subconsciously leaned into your gentle hands err—claws. Whatever it is demons have.

Your lips hovered so closely together it made him gulp. “I-I like…sinner…” your lips grazed each other’s, “…pussy…” it was barley audible but you heard it. And you’d suppose that would be the best you’d get out of him. It made you grin nonetheless as you pressed your lips together in a hot kiss. Peter moaned immediately. One of his hands came up to cup your cheek as you slipped your tongue into his mouth.

The kiss was broken when you began moving yourself on his aching cock once more. Peter threw his head back, both hands finding themselves resting on your hips again as you rode him to get him to his first orgasm.

“Good angel.” Your praise was heaven on his ears.

Spur of the moment, not good, but here it is lol

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