#he deserves to relax goddarn it

[gayasfuck-universe]

I just think he’s neat and deserves to relax

(Inspired by the mutterandmumble ao3 fic where Jon learns to embroider)

#avis art #tma #jonathan sims #the magnus archives #tma art #this fic also got me into embroidering!! #he deserves to relax goddarn it

[your-hero-imagines]

About the Jedi Mic thing, that was super friggin funny and I was wondering if you'd write a scenario based on the headcanon? It had me laughing my butt off and I really love your writing.

Yoo I know your feel. I laughed my ass off at work break my colleagues thought I’m insane. Was actually thinking about writing it myself! :D

Mild NSFW warning (just sex mention).

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It was the day after midterm exams, and Hizashi was still pretty pissed about having lost against his students. All of the teachers made fun about of fear of bugs, calling him a shame of a hero.

“This little brats…” he mumbled while kicking a stone out of the way. “I had spiders in my beautiful hair for hours and one beetle bit my toe in the midst of class.” After school, he didn’t even have time to relax, having some stuff for his radio channel to do. This day really was no fun.

He just wanted to see you. You already knew that he felt pretty down since he wrote you many texts today, telling you how much he misses you and how much he wants to punch that mischievous grin out of Aizawa’s face. So instead of walking home and falling into the bed like he intended to firstly, he headed for your home. When he stood in front of your house, he realized all the lights were off. “Weird, [___] is usually already home this late in the evening.”

When he opened the door, everything was dark and lighted with candles. He expected some “sexy surprise” for him, yet he wasn’t really in the mood. He rather wanted to let off some steam and talk to you about his shitty day.

But suddenly, you came out of the bedroom, standing at the end of the hall - dressed in a bathrobe, your face covered. As walked at his direction, you pressed the “Play”-Button on the CD-player you prepared. “Duel of the Fates” started playing. “Babe?”

You got a toy-lightsaber out of your sleeve. After powering it, it covered the room in a red light. “At last, you’ve arrived” you said with a serious voice, “I’ve been waiting, Jedi scum.” “Oh.My.God.” You threw a blue light-saber at his direction, stating “Just so it’ll be an even match. And now: Die!”

Hizashi almost exploded out of exitement, immediately participating. “Oh god babe I love you so much!” “I don’t know who this “babe” is!” you said, as you tried your best to remain serious. “Of course. A Yedi master I am. Easy for you it won’t be” he snorted. Starting to battle like madman, the two of you would knock over a vase or two, but you didn’t care in the heat of the moment. The two of you made many weird moves, trying to mimic Star Wars fights, while laughing your asses off the whole time.

Mic was pretty fast, of course. He’s a pro hero, after all. Yet he went easy on you. After you accomplished to his head a few times, he just got fired up more. But he didn’t want to accidentally hurt you, so he’d just poke your stomach a bit. Then, jumping onto the couch, he yelled “It’s over babe, I have the high ground!”

You just stood in front of him, unimpressed, while firmly holding your laser sword. “Don’t underestemate my power!” you yelled, an evil grin showing up on your face. With a powerful smack to his ankles, you made the overconfident Hizashi lose his balance and fall to the ground. When he tried to get up again, you tackled him and pushed him down with your own weight. Sitting on his hips while confidently crossing your arms, you teased: “Now who has the high ground?”

“Oh, are you flirting with me?” he smiled, while pulling you down to him, kissing you intensive. “Up I give. Anything you want you can do with me.” You bit your lip, your voice changing it’s tone to a rather seductive one. “Oh? I’ve got an idea how to punish you, Yedi scum” you mumble while taking off the bathrobe and revealing that you’re only wearing fine lingerine under it. “I might pass out from such beauty, I think. Hmmmmm” he babbled with a dumb, lovestruck grin on his face. “Don’t talk to much. You need your strenght for what’s to come.”

A few hours later and still lying on the floor (this time without any clothes) Hizashi and you crawled into bed after stopping being out of breath. “Babe, you’re amazing.” You smile, rubbing your nose against his. “I love you too, ‘Zashi.” He leaps towards you as he hugs you firmly, enjoying the feeling of your skin onto his. “I want to marry you.”

“Don’t be ridiculous” you mumble, almost falling asleep. “I mean it! You’re the best partner in the world! Who else would come up with such a thing? We’re soulmates or something!” Suddenly your heart stopped for a second, but you tried to keep playing it cool. “So you want to marry me bcause I play Star Wars with you?”

“No. Because you make me happy like no other could! I had the shittiest day, but you turned it into the best in no time!” he states, rubbing his cheek against yours. Goddang it, he’s so cute when he wants. “How do I deserve such a wonderful partner? I’m never letting go of you.” “Hizashi, I can’t breath” you gasp. “I’m only letting go when I get an answer.”

“The answer obvious it is. Jar Jar loves you, Hizashi” you giggled. With this answer, he tried to kick you out of the bed. “There are borders not meant to be crossed, babe. Total mood killer.”

“You goddarn idiot! Stop it, Hizashi!” “We are still totally going to marry but you have to think about what you just said. I only do this because I love you!”

#BNHA #Boku no Hero Academia #My Hero Academia #Hizashi Yamada #Present Mic #Character x Reader #Romance #Star Wars #Writing #Scenario #Funny #Shitpost #Anon

[it-s-gone-blue]

I hope it's ok if I turn around all the important otp sleeping questions to you, but with FiNer! c:

yes here are my answers and this time i will not backspace from this page ashdfjkasdf Thank you for the ask! It was v fun and nice ^^ This is vampire Finas and vampire hunter Abner, as canon-y as I can imagine it. Finas is able to come over and live in Abner's place for a while when he wants, for these questions.1) Who falls asleep on the other and has to be carried to bed?Being a human Abner tends to need sleep more than a vampire, try as he might. Finas can easily just. Not sleep. Abner has no way to win. Finas has to remind him to rest at appropriate times, persuades him to at least sit in the couch for a moment. And then as soon he closes his eyes and he looks like he's abt to sleep, takes his hand and stands him up and leads him to bed where he falls on his own. Abner doesn't really like being manhandled like being physically carried, though Finas could easily do it.2) Who goes to sleep at a normal time and who loves to stay up late?Abner stays up so late, bc his nightly jobs. Basically nocturnal. Still he stays up even longer, doing more Useful Things and spending time on his OCD rituals. He lives on caffeine at times. The he crashes and sleeps forever. What are sleep schedules?Finas is v flexible abt sleep, he has no preference. Either doesn't sleep (Abner got sunblocking window cover thingies so he can chill in the living room), either sleeps at the same time as Abner, or purposefully sleeps when Abner's awake and jumpy and low-key nervous abt Finas' vampirism deal, so he can relax for a bit.Someone help these two men who don't know how to sleep.3) Who slips into bed at two in the morning and immediately gets wrapped in a hug and not let go.They're both prepared to NEVER ADMIT they really like when they are cuddled. Abner is a professional, professionals don't need cuddles. Finas doesn't want to seem clingy, having the impression Abner don't really like cuddling.But there is a lot of 'I'm totally asleep I'm just latching onto you in my sleep, this is not on purpose, I am not awake' going on. They both can't believe how good their secret plan to cuddle is working. They are both fools. 4) How does your OTP sleep? What position(s) are the comfiest?Abner on his side and Finas in his arms, facing each other. Finas likes to steal Abner's bodywarmth and press his face into his chest and wrap his arms around his middle, legs tangling a lil bit. Since Finas is goddarn cold to the touch Abner's p dressed in bed to not die of frostbite. There's also Spooning(tm). Finas is used to being the little spoon like why are everyone taller than him come on this is ridiculous. Plot twist Abner is partial to being the little spoon. (Finas sleeps w casimiro one night after being w Abner and Cas is like. You come into MY house and try to spoon ME, I have octopus arms syndrome cmon you gotta let me grab you not the other way around)5) Who wakes up during a thunderstorm?Paradox. He doesn't like them. Has to be on or close to Abner and comforted. Finas lies/sits close to Abner to "also comfort his pet". Neither of them are bothered by the thunder and rain. One time Paradox wanted to be held by Finas during a storm (though Abner couldn't leave the room)6) Who wakes the other up so they can be wrapped up in a hug again?Neither, really. They just shift closer in a very not suspicious way and tries to mind control the other into hugging them. Doesn't work often.7) Who sneaks out to get a midnight snack?Finas gets out when he knows Abner is asleep to drink some bagged blood (which is not stored in the fridge thank you very much. He's got a cooler in the medical cabinet.) Abner's got the body fluids issue and would be repulsed to the moon and beyond if he saw him drink, so does it when he's asleep. Abner sleeps until his alarm goes off or he's woken up so no mid-sleep snacking.8) Who starts flipping out because oh my god someone’s in the kitchen? What do they do? ((Bonus points if they end up hurting the other person and have to patch them up from a defense attack)).Abner will show up with a silenced gun or the closest kitchen knife if he hears noise. Gotta check it out and always assumes the worst. If there's a burglar kneecaps will be blasted. No, Finas cannot get the burglar, they are a human and deserves better than being a snack. They are however a burglar who broke into Abner's home and he is both jury and executor so they will be left somewhere to almost certainly bleed out. 9) Do they sit in the living room and start a movie and eat snacks or go back to bed and cuddle back to sleep.A nice hanging out time at home would be watching a movie with acceptable levels of cuddling and leaning on each other, playing chess (Abner wins and Finas has since long stopped letting him win he is trying his best) or just talking abt a subject for a long time. They enjoy conversation. They're both, yanno, proper, and knows the couch isn't really for sleeping on, so they wrap up and either Abner goes to bed or both goes to bed. Gotta make an effort to not keep the conversation going or no one will sleep.(With casimiro there's a lot more silence, and thats not a bad thing, because most things has been said at some point and they know each other well enough to know what the other would say so like. That's nice and all but getting into a discussion is fun too. bc he doesnt know what Abner's gonna say.)10) Who wakes up first and starts coffee/breakfast and who lays in bed as long as possible to grumble and complain?Abner goes up before Finas, a lot earlier than he needs to so he's got time for some OCD 4pm "morning" rituals, but he would prefer to get to sleep a couple more hours. Not really much for Finas to do then, except start a pot of coffee for him. Abner does however grumble and complain every time the alarm goes off, and Finas would silently complain bc ffs he just got into a comfy cuddle position.

#I cant add a read more??? #somehow casimiro appeared in the answers #they're so damn tsundere while being obviously into each other #it's like that thing #the only thing left is mouth to mouth battle #i dont know much well abt ocd but i read it's gotta be time consuming #which sounds p awful tbh #i have ideas what some rituals and unreasonable fears he could have but like #i havent researched good yet #they might be all wrong #the cheese is talking #the cheese is questioned #greywardenfinas

[jessjem777]

Rachel the fallen angel

2 weeks after saving Chloe by giving powers to Max Rachel got bored and decided to Fuck around and make life hell for 1 Mr Mark Jeffershit warning this may get a bit umm interesting depends on how I want it to go....Also I never claim to be as good as our own resident storyteller in Mr Jesse hicks but i'm trying here...Now that shits over with back to the story

Rachel- Hmm i'm bored who should I Fuck with today I like this job it's really fun and ya don't get in trouble for it

Thinks very hard

Rachel- GOT IT!!! I'll Fuck around with the bloody perv himself Mark cuntershit Jeffershit

Satan- Are you sure about this Rachel?

Rachel- C'mon dude i've never been more sure he's in Fucking prison i'm gonna make it the worst experience ever and i'm gonna make sure he feels every little BIT OF IT

Satan- Shit girl chill chill I got you go for it

Rachel- why thank you now i'll be on my way

A little while later

Rachel- Ahh there you are ya F'ing perveted Freak...Ready to play

Rachel then proceeds to make him see ghosts but not long enough to make him sure...then plays with the lights, Then for 1 last trick for the moment she shows herself just standing their staring at him blankly then disappears

Jeffershit- Whao okay who's Fucking with me it's these Fucking meds i'm on i'm sure of it

Rachel- HAHAHAH you wish it was the meds you prick but nooo it's your last mistake coming back to haunt you

Jeffershit- Okay relax relax i'm all good i'm all good

Rachel- oh boy i'm just getting started

The next day

Inmate- Aye cunt you alright you seemed to be going crazy last night

Jeffershit- yea man i'm good just these meds fucking with me

Inmate- Alright if you say so anyway man time for the gym

Jeffershit- yeah yeah alright i'll be out in a bit

20mins later out in the prison yard Rachel decided to play around with him more HARDCORE

Jeffershit doing weights

Rachel- hmm wonder what happens if I do this?

Jeffershit-Ouch goddarn that hurt bloody dropped the weights and hit my stomach

Inmate- You alright are you sure you can do this?

Jeffershit- yeah yeah of course I can I just slipped that's all

Rachel- "slipped" hmm that gives me an idea for later on....oh yes it does

Jeffershit- Ahh Man if only I didn't f'ing get caught i wouldn't be in this mess

Rachel- Meh you brought it on yourself you Fucker

Rachel- Hmm what happens when I do this?

Jeffershit- ahh Fucking shit AHHHHH I think I broke my arm ah Fuck

Rachel- Ohh that's nasty but again deserved

After the weights issues it's time for a shower {This is the part that'll get a bit umm interesting i'll try to tone it down as much I can but you'll get the idea}

Rachel- Ohh shower time this will get interest- OH GOD OH GOD bad sight bad sight

Jeffershit-FFS this bloody hurts I dunno what could be worse

Rachel- Oh yes I can you perv you're gonna enjoy this one a lot...oh yes

Ready peeps? you better be lol

Jeffershit slips over and has trouble getting back up

Rachel- hm wonder if I can posess people to do nasty things to others?

Rachel then manages to possess 1 of the other inmates and make her way over to Jeffershits shower stall

Jeffershit- Whoa whoa whoa what arr you doing pal? get out you aren't suppose to be in here

Rachel/inmate- oops do you mind if I "enter" you

Jeffershit wait what? you wanna do what to me?

Rachel/inmate- You heard me punk now turn around

Jeffershit- No NO I ain't doing noth- OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD

Rachel- Yeah enjoy that you dirty dirty pig you're gonna get more shit before i'm done with yo

Later that day Jeffershit is in his bunk shaking from the experience

Jeffershit- What was that? Why did that happen? why does it feel like an evil spirit is Fucking with me

Rachel- Because I am you cunt....Also I ain't bloody evil only to pricks who have displeased me

Jeffershit- Just gotta sleep relax

Rachel- HA won't help ya

Rachel then invades his dreams

Rachel- Huh so this is what it's like inside yo head?????? Yep you're Fucked up alright

Jeffershit- WTF what do you want why are you in my dreams?

Rachel- To Fuck with you....enjoy

Rachel then gets out of his head

Jeffershit wakes up

Jeffershit- WTF is wrong with me why am I seeing ghosts? Holy shit i'm going crazy i'm totally losing it

Rachel- You were crazy years ago now it's just full blown insanity that no one will believe

Jeffershit runs around screaming crazily and going physcho

Then the guards come in and decide he needs to be taken to an isolation room

They put him in a straight jacket and all

Then he starts hearing Rachel's voice

Rachel- Huh that suits him very well way better than a Fucking suite or that prison shit he had on

Jeffershit- What has happened to me? I was fine earlier now i'm bloody losing it

Rachel- A badass bitch called Karma made a visit...Oh yeah i'm Karma and you're my bitch for the moment..enjoy you cumstain

Jeffershit- Fine fine do what the Fuck you want to me

Rachel- Well tbh i've already Fucked you/Broke your arm/ made everyone think you're crazy what more can I do? Oh yeah that's right

Rachel- YOU MUST DIE!!!!

Jeffershit- NO NO NOOOO you cannot kill me

Rachel- Why not you killed me fairs fair

Jeffershit- but but what will happen to me

Rachel- Oh you're spirit will be fine you'll be working for a friend of mine

Jeffershit- Huh that sounds ominous but whatevs who may this "friend" be?

Rachel- Satan Motherfucker...Have fun getting burned alive for eternity

Jeffershit- What wait No no nOOO stop

Rachel- oops to late

She then proceeds to make Jeffershit choke himself to death by possessing him after a few mins of choking he now dies

Rachel- Oh wait I gotta get a picture of this

SNAP SNAP

Rachel- Oh yeah these are going on my wall at home

Rachel- Time to get outta here I hate prisons

Rachel then goes back home to hell and checks up on Satan

Rachel- Sup bro how's it going?

Satan- Ahh you're back just in time we have a new visitor in the furnace

Rachel- ah yeah i see him now bloody Jeffershit deserves it that's fo sho

Satan- I guess he does...Meh I ain't complaining

Rachel- Yeah didn't think you would...anyway i'm Fucked i'm gonna have a lie down alright?

Satan- Yeah go for it Rach you deserve it

Rachel- why thank you talk to ya later on

Satan- Yeah sure thing

Rachel walks to her room then looks at Jeffershit burning for eternity

Rachel- Deserved you Fucking piece of shit...Enjoy