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ickadori · 4 months
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also naoya being at the top of that worst husband poll is crazy to me when you’ve got mahito and kenjaku in the line up
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transsexual-divinity · 2 months
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Had tickets to see Live tonight and my fuckin car broke down 🤪🤪so didn’t get to go
#we were literally 800ft from the venue. Two stop lights and a right turn away.#and then my stupid bitch ass car just stops moving. like my friend was pressing the gas and it wouldn’t move#he just looks over at me and says um bro it’s not moving#literally man we were so fucken close we drove the forty minutes to get there perfectly fine then literally one street away man I’m so like#come on like bruh and then we got it to start again and get to the second light and guess what happens? it does it again. then we fix it n#get to the street and boom does it again. like just stops and won’t move while we’re in the middle of the street n people are honking at us#we just try to find somewhere to park but can’t do we make it to the parking garage n it does it three more fuckin times and where on the#fucking sloped hill to even go into the lot while people are honking and shit n the car starts going backwards we manage to get up to the#third level still looking for a spot to just park and leave it n go to the concert anyways but nope it does it again so we’re stuck on this#dam slope in between level 3 n 4 and I can’t move my foot from the brake or it starts going backwards again. manage to get the emergency br#ake n have to wait the 40 minutes for my mom n brothers to come rescue us while we miss the whole concert. and guess fucking what? they com#and start it and drive it home with no problem.#man I’m so like come onnnn this stupid bitch car couldn’t make it the 800ft and yet they get in n start it and drive it home perfectly fine#like bruh. thanks for that stupid 2018 hyundai also the fact that I literally only bought it in august like dude come on#and! I’m moving into my very first apartment this weekend like I literally signed the lease on Wednesday what great timing#you bitches in league a the cosmic forces better not be cursing me or some shit#but my bff n I did get Dairy Queen to ease our struggles so maybe it’s not all bad#oh also I literally left work early for the concert too! they even asked me to stay and I said nope I’m going to a concert sorry#so stupid 🙄 starting to think maybe concerts that are far away may not be worth the struggle for me since last time we even had trouble w t#e maps n were driving on the wrong side of the road n shit cuz stupid iphone maps thought were were facing the other direction#but sadly we don’t have any venues here like we had one that was shut down cuz of christians n their complaints#anyways enough of my ranting I will make it to a concert this year even if I have to take a damn bus#m talks
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wangxianficfinder · 1 year
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1. Not sure if this is ff or itmf, because there is a specific fic I lost, but also just want a general trope. I'm looking for fics where WWX's resentful energy is into/gentle with LWJ, and LWJ welcomes it, like allowed it to touch him, touches back, maybe they use it during sex. It doesn't have to be right away, just him eventually accepting that the resentful energy is an extension of WWX. (Particularly looking for a post 13/16 year fic with this idea and WWX being shocked over how unbothered LWJ is about it, bc he still thinks LWJ hates him. Also something to do with LWJ's scars and the energy making the not hurt? Idk feel free to split this into two asks!)
FOUND? the described story sounds like the anteroom of golden age by everythingispoetry (M, 92k, wangxian, canon divergence, disability, recovery, mental health issues, grief/mourning, hurt/comfort, families of choice, developing relationship) where resentful energy m akes LWJ's scars hurt less, though it's only one event towards the end of a long story which is itself the last of a series!
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2. hello i hope you all are doing great! im looking for a fic where jgy's crimes were exposed in a discussion conference i think. and he was trying to tell jc about the golden core transfer to keep the spotlight off himself but jc already knew and he told the conference himself. im trying to remember the plot but alas. thank you for all you do it's very appreciated ♥️♥️♥️
FOUND! A Narrow Bridge by FrameofMind, Jo Lasalle (Jo_Lasalle) (E, 700k, WangXian, Time Travel Fix-It, Canon Divergence, Slow Burn, Getting Together, First Time, Pining while fucking, Burial Mounds Settlement Days, Angst with a Happy Ending, CQL Verse, almost everybody lives/almost nobody dies, epistolary-ish, canon-ish side pairings, radishes) sounds like it could be narrow bridge. Wei Ying doesn't want to tell JC but Lan Zhan insists and they argue about it. If that sounds familiar? It happens very far into the fic.
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3. A) Hello! Looking for this fic: Just before he dies, Wei Ying sees Lan Zhan being severely injured (really bad wound through the chest). When he resurrects later on, he's certain that Lan Zhan is dead, and he's pissed about it. But Lan Zhan isnt dead, and they find each other. Its a darkish fic with wangxian being quite in love but kind of a murder couple. Lan Xichen is kinda bad here. Meng Yao gets his head chopped off. I cant find it anywhere, it might've been deleted... Help? 😳
B) Looking for this fic: It happens during the Burial Mounds settlement days. Lan Zhan comes to visit. Someone attacks Wei Ying with a spell but Lan Zhan protects him and is hit instead. It starts de-aging him little by little (mentally not physically), taking back a few years at a time. (I think every time he sleeps he loses more years...) Wei Ying takes him back into the settlement as he tries to cure him. Lan Xichen joins them at some point... I can't find it! 😢 @dreammaiden21
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FOUND? you soothe me just to torture me again 🔒 by PrismaticAvocado (M, 4k, WangXian, Canon Divergence, Dark WWX, Dark LWJ, Dark LSZ, Dark LXC, Dark LQR, jc is honestly not that much darker than in canon if at all, Murder Husbands, Torture, Homophobia, WangXian Get a Happy Ending, almost everyone is bashed somewhat except for wangxian and a-yuan be warned, JC Bashing, WWX Lives, BAMF WWX)
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FOUND! Rosemary and Thyme by The Silverfish (ZephyrAndTheSilverfish) (T, 45k, wangxian, burial mounds settlement days, memory loss, talismans, hurt/comfort, angst w happy ending, fix-it, recovery, panic attacks, fluff)
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4. Hello, I'm looking for a fic where Lan Wangji raises the Lan disciples to express their emotions healthily. I remember it ends after WWX's resurrection with Lan Wangji crying really hard.
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5. hello dear mods im in need of your help again. im looking for a fic where wwx finds his uncles who are his father's brothers, also apparently he comes from a rich family. he's already married to lwj iirc by this time iirc. i can't recall the plot so idk what tag to search or what compilation it's in 😭😭 thank you very much for all you do
hey im 5 on the latest fic finder. sorry but i don't think that's it im pretty sure it's a finished fic. also wwx meets his paternal grandmother but she has dementia iirc. thanks for the suggestion tho
hey #5 again sorry again but that's still not it. T_T the wei clan isn't a cultivator family but a merchant family so wcz was actually rich before becoming a cultivator iirc. and when wwx's uncles found out what happened to wwx they withdrew their business in lanling. also idk if i remember it right but it seemed part of a series? thank you for your efforts i also liked the fics you suggested anyway so it's still a win
NOT FOUND! 🧡 Stunted, Starving Juvenility by TomatenMark (E, 548k, WangXian, WIP, Fix-it of sorts, Talisman master WWX, Not JFM Friendly, Study Arc, Getting together, Fluff and Angst, Engagement)
NOT FOUND! places under the sky by narie (T, 17k, WangXian, Background Relationships, Canonical Character Death, Family, Found Family, literally but also metaphorically, Funerary Rites, Post-Canon, Family Dynamics, Grief/Mourning)
FOUND! Keep Holding On by abCEE (M, 316k, JC & WWX & JYL, wangxian, canon divergence, role reversal, YLLZ JYL, yunmeng sibling dynamics, good uncle LQR, sunshot campaign, PTSD, established relationship, angst w/ happy ending) wei ying's dad comes from merchants family. He and Lan Zhan and a-yuan visit them. That part was somewhere in the middle of the fic / I don'r remember the specific chapter (i think around 35/36)
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6. Hey there, I'm searching for a wangxian fiction on ao3.... but unfortunately, I don't remember much of it. All that i know is that it is a long fic and that Wei Ying is not hated by the Cultivation world. Wei Ying also gets a title, which is similar to Lan Zhans. It was like the Light Bearer (obviously LZ) and his Light Source (that's the title WY got). Also, they got their happy ending (and I think WYs' relationship to Jiang Cheng was not good at the sunshot campaign :/ ?). Thanks in advance :D
FOUND? I'm Going Out (Gonna Make A Name For Me And You) by cosmicmilktea (T, 16k, wangxian, post-canon, chief cultivator LWJ, Mentor WWX, intersect relations, slow burn, sickness)
FOUND? Light Source by abCEE (M, 31k, wangxian, canon divergence, not Jiang friendly, fall of lotus pier, no golden core transfer, sunshot campaign, established relationship, canon-typical violence, medical inaccuracies, no demonic cultivation, accidental baby acquisition)
FOUND? Light of Stars (and the Destroyer) by Sanguis (T, 22k, WangXian, Legends, Arranged Marriage, Pining for your spouse, Adoption, Canon Divergence, Married Couple)
FOUND? 🧡 the river brought you here by chilianxianzi (Not Rated, 11k, WangXian, Canon Divergence, POV Outsider, Amnesia, Past abuse, Strangulation, Found Family) I think the fic is - The River Brought You Here. (Feng Huo, Beacon)
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7. Hello! I'm hoping you and all your lovely followers can help me, but I think the fic I'm looking for has been deleted.
The title was something like Happiness is peeing your pants, and the author something like wwx_sparkles, but I don't think I'm spelling the author's name correctly. The fic was about Emperor!LWJ and guard!WWX, who drank too much the night before, and needs to borrow the emperor's chamber pot. Sexy times ensue.
If anyone knows the fic or the author, or has a copy, I'd be very grateful! Thanks for all your hard work, this blog is a treasure ♥️
I’ve got bad news for you; w_wxsparkles has left the fandom, deleted their AO3 account, and emptied their Twitter. If you persevere, that story (and you got the title right) is available on the Wayback Machine.
the work number was #28129026. https://archiveofourown.org/works/28129026
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8. Hi! I'm looking for an Ao3 one shot that takes place after wwx's death. It's about how Jiang wanyin and lan wangji need to stay away from each other during conferences. It all started when jiang wanyin made a comment about lan wangji's robes saying he looks like he's mourning his wife. And it set off lan wangji and he seriously aimed to hurt jiang wanyin for that comment. I remember he swung at a pillar and collapsed it. He only stopped because Lan shizui called out to him. TYIA!
FOUND! Better than a Mouthful of Blood by mondengel (T, 1k, gen) and it is locked to archive accounts
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9. I watched wangxian toxic lover FF video in YouTube I want read this ff please can you search the ff story I'm try find this story but never find it's request please can you find
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10. Hi! Thank you for all your help in finding all these good fics! I've found so many excellent stories based on your recs and findings ❤️ If it's not too much trouble, could you please find a fic in which wei ying was faking his orgasms and lan zhan found out bcs he walked in on wei ying? Thank you
NOT FOUND! Wei Wuxian’s Shameless revenge, a Tumblr comic by @pakhnokh, elaborated in The Sweetest Morsel to the Mouth That Ever Was Cooked in Hell by Silvarbelle (E, 14k, wangxian, Mojo’s post)
NOT FOUND! Lie Back and Think of Yunmeng by sophie_448 (E, 8k, WangXian, Arranged Marriage, Observed Consummation, Dubious Consent, Public Sex, Exhibitionism, A/B/O Dynamics, Boypussy, Vaginal Sex, ambiguous historical fantasy setting, referenced Wei Ying/others for ~educational purposes, Faked orgasms, chastity examination)
FOUND! if there ever was a perfect couple this one qualifies by wildwestwind (E, 4k, wangxian, F/M, gender changes, smut, anorgasmia, rope bondage, consensual non-con, gentle dom LWJ, lack of communication, fluff) this is maybe left field since it is a m/f fic but the description reminded me a lot of this one
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11. Do you know the title of a fic where Wei Ying changes into a woman due to a pill he took from a black dog that was frozen in an array. It took him back in time and he decided to help the sunshot compaign from the sideline so no one knew of the demonic cultivator. He runs into lan Zhan who realizes it’s Wei Ying and follows after him. Wei Ying claims ayuan as his son. I’ve read it before but have lost it. Thank you in advance for any help! @minniemickey1987
FOUND? 今非昔比 Jīn fēi xī bǐ by XieJianRou (Not rated, 119k, wangxian, time travel fix-it, fem WWX)
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12. Here am I bothering you guys again, lol. I'm looking for a fic that takes place in a world where people are decided as doms and subs. I think that Lwj was a dom and Wwx a sub. Wwx is having a sub drop at the burial mounds, so Wq sends a letter to Lwj so he can go help get Wwx out of the dropping. Some misunderstanding happens, and it ends with Lwj having a dom drop, but wwx doesn't notice and sends Lwj away, but Wq noticed Lwj was dropping, and when she found out Wwx sent him away, she scolded Wwx and told him to go find Lwj before something bad happened with him.
FOUND? A Gesture of Companionship by Khashana (E, 5k, wangxian, bdsm au, burial mounds settlement days, dub con, spanking, scratching, no lube, inappropriate use of gusu lan ribbon, sex pollen vibes, fuck or severe consequences, going nonverbal, sub drop, top drop, angst w happy ending)
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13. I have completely lost track of a fic, and I hope you guys can find it for me since I have given up. So it was a War prize wangji fic, though I don't remember if it was tagged that or not. It was actually primarily in LXC's pov. Everyone was at a conference in Lanling, and LXC had heard a bunch of horrible rumors about what LWJ was supposedly suffering, but then wangxian came in looking swag af, and LXC kept checking over and staring at LWJ to assuage himself of the worry when LWJ looked fine. Then there was a bit where NMJ got sat at the table with them in a Jin attempt to provoke him or WWX into trouble, and it failed. Then there was a break, and everyone went shopping, and WWX kept going on and on about LWJ and everyone by the end of it realized WWX was a dork and stupid in love with LWJ. I think this was multi chapter? But that's everything I can remember.
Thank again for your help!
Asker from 13 on ff, it is not Love, in fire and blood. Like I said, the fic was entirely from LXC's pov and at no point did it switch to or from that. It also entirely takes place at a banquet. Other scenes I remember is that when LWJ and WWX appeared, LWJ was described to have a long train on his coat, later during the banquet LXC makes note that LWJ is eating some chicken that WWX had put on his plate and that LWJ's cheeks look chubby since he'd last seen him. WWX had also never met NMJ before.
I don't remember if it was a long one shot or a chaptered fic, but if it was chaptered it wasn't very many, like 4 or 5.
NOT FOUND! love, in fire and blood by cicer (E, 360k, wangxian, Bottom LWJ, Arranged Marriage, political scheming, Gratuitous Domesticity, Mutual Pining, EXTREME SLOWBURN, Bottom LWJ) might be "Love, In Fire And Blood" It is a war prize au and when wangxian re-enter society they are both dressed to the nines (LWJ notably not wearing his Lan whites) and there is a focus on Xichen being worried for his brother. But the whole fic is not from Xichen's perspective.
FOUND! Cessation by devinokaze (T, 6k, wangxian, canon divergence, YLLZ WWX, fluff, LXC pov)
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14. Hello fic finder, I don't know if you are still finding fics but i've been trying to find a wangxian fic where wei wuxian was raised by his mother cangse sanren and sends a letter to the cultivation saying she is coming down the mountain. Lan Zhan and Wei Ying meet in a forest and end up adopting Xue yang, Moxuanyu, and A yuan. Meng Yao is cangse sanrens disciple in this fic and wen ruohan isn't causing trouble. Wuxian cross dresses in this fic and its not jiang friendly. Please can you help me
FOUND? Resplendence by FrozenMarVel (E, wangxian, JYL/JZX, JC/LXC, different first meetings, love at first sight, fluff, rogue cultivator WWX, crossdressing, flirting, fix-it of sorts, smut, WIP)
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15. Hi! I wanted to ask about a fic where lwj wakes up one morning and sees wwx sitting on the floor, crying, wearing the same clothes he was wearing the previous night because he found all the letters lwj wrote to him in those 13 years and read them. I read smth like that and forgot the name😭 @angrybagginshieldbakery
FOUND? no better version of me by idrilka (E, 8k, WangXian, Established Relationship, Love Letters, Tender Sex)
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16. Hi, I'm looking for a fic, the only thing I remember was that (due to time travel shenanigans perhaps?) WWX was absent for the investigation and fight of the waterborne abyss and as a consequence LWJ died. I think WWX only found out about it a long time later. Does anyone remember this fic? Thank you! A big thank you also to the mods for putting in the time to manage this blog!
I've read #16! I think it was caused by LXC going back in time, he could only change one thing, and decided that LWJ and WWX shouldn't become close, and so doesn't let WWX and JC come with them to fight the abyss. He then goes back to the future only to learn that LWJ died.
FOUND! Alternative Choices by StarClearWaters (Readoutloud) (T, 20k, wangxian, LXC/WQ, pov LXC, protective LXC, time travel, temporary character death, butterfly effect, mpreg, panic attacks)
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17. Hi! I'm actually looking for 2 fics! A) is LZ goes to burial mounds w/WY the lan elders start arguing through rules on a mountain with LZ eventually WY gets involved. B) is LZ had left the lan for a few years(?) and the elders, LX,&LQ try to get him to come back- the fic focuses on rules and how LZ breaks them, like it mentions him braiding beads into his hair and i also remember that LZ & WY had a wagon full of children! I love all the work you all put in on this blog! LOTS OF LOVE @chubbypotato23
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FOUND? A War of Stone and Silence by kitsunealyc (T, 4k, WangXian, Canon Divergence, Burial Mounds, Lans Being Crappy Communicators, Wall of Discipline, Remix)
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FOUND? Unpack your heart by Terri Botta (Isilwath) (T, 22k, wangxian, 1st in series, canon divergenec, romance, everyone lives au, LWJ stays at Burial Mounds, not lan elder friendly) the part they remember starts in chapter 3
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18. hey! im looking for a modern fic where i believe wwx is married to mm and he meets lwj later.. they have an affair of sorts?? cheating was one of the tags i think. it was around 15-25k, angsty but a happy ending.. thats all i got lol. Thank you for your help!!!
FOUND? We Take Our Vows Seriously by JJSIN2020 (E, 30k, WangXian, Modern AU, LWJ is Married, WWX is not, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, emotional comfort not in your spouse, Eventual Smut, Lime spritzers, that's the drink, too bad if you don't like them)
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19. Fic finder request, please! 🙂 A modern au where WWX had created a security pc program and was pretty rich. He lives with the wens and is friends with NMJ and NHS and gets spooked early into his relationship with LWJ and runs away to hide in a hotel room. No one can find him until NHS bribes a restaurant worker and then convinces WWX to go back.
FOUND! Come Around and Stay by trippednfell (M, 160k, wangxian, modern, slow burn, kid fic, found family, it gets worse before it gets better, PTSD, blood and injury, dissociation, trauma, angst w happy ending, musicals, alternating pov, JC & WWX reconciliation, hurt/comfort, panic attacks) the scene described is in chapter 10
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20. Hi! I’m looking for a fic where Wei Wuxian travels back in time to the Cloud Recesses and immediately tried to kill himself by jumping into the river in the Cloud Recesses. He survives and then there is a scene where he uses some sort of empathy to show Lan Wangji and Nie Huaisang what happened to him that lead to home being there. I would appreciate help finding it, though I understand if you are too busy
FOUND? Without end by barisan (M, 70k, wangxian, major character death, time travel, suicide attempt, hurt/comfort, depressed WWX, protective LWJ, good uncle LQR, bad parents JFM & YZY, not YZY & JFM & Jiang friendly, implied/referenced child abuse & self harm, BAMF WWX, WIP)
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GODS ARTHUR KNOWING HE CANT EXPECT GWEN TO WAIT FOR HER AND TELLING HIS BEST FRIEND HOW MUCH HE THINKD ABOUT HER WHILE SHES FALLING FOR LANCELOT. GODS THE PARELELLS IM W E AK
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random-conspiracy · 3 months
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SURREALISM TO THE SERVICE OF REVOLUTION MY BALLS
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crackedpumpkin · 9 months
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“Chicken and croffles” I had flashbacks at that man. There’s this person I watch and they were telling their story of trying to rizz someone through food, and by rizz I mean they tried to impress an attractive waiter, but fumbled a bit and ordered chicken and waffles. He got so nervous they ordered the first thing he saw, which was chicken and waffles. How attractive was this waiter? So attractive that his friends literally had to warn them and also tried to clean him up a bit to look more presentable LMAO
Really liked this chapter!!! Love the sceneries and how Miles and “Ray Paynt” interacted!!!! Something about how you write feels real, like even in the little things with Miles’ “It’s a choice.” And when dragging him along to the cafe at an unexpected notice. Stop writing food so deliciously it’s nearly 8am for me and I’m wanting some nice fruit-ade or something!!! 😭/pos
From one Michael to another, MICHAEL STAHP WITH THE TOUCHING YOU’RE GONNA GET YOUR WILLYIAM CHOPPED OFF FR
omfg i felt that fr im not even kidding. what i would give to be on the receiving end of that starstruckness.... okay in all honesty I'd probably be that very dude dropping my utensils.
WAIT OKAY STORY TIME BECAUSE IVE GOT ONE OF MY OWN:
So i recently went to korea in june and i went with 2 other friends who went to queue up at the NIKE store in the morning for their customization stuff right? So I wake up later and i go grab a coffee first at this store my friend recommended because it's cheap + rly good.
As such, I casually stroll along the street with my earbuds in bc im cool and swag and feeling myself right? I finally find this coffee shop and step up to the counter to order, except what do i see?
A GORGEOUS, STUNNING GIRL MANNING THE CASHIER.
At this point i am in full blown panic. I have never met anyone so pretty in my life. Her hair was silky smooth and dyed a light platinum-ish shade, and her makeup was flawless. her skin? dewy like a morning glory in bloom. Her entire figure and being? goddesslike.
at this point i am sweating buckets just from the thought of talking to her. but it's fine, right? its just a cup of coffee. i can do this.
i then proceed to ABSOLUTELY FUMBLE MY WORDS.
I just wanted this pretty drink called a franobe guys. thats all i wanted. but i got so shy and she couldnt hear me saying franobe so she kept going 'ah, latte?' and guys. i almost died on the spot.
I repeated it like 2x before she got what i was trying to say. Quick PSA that i am not fluent in korean at all, and understand more than i can speak. she asks me something in korean and i just go 'ne?' with wideass eyes like id just seen my newborn child or some shit.
anyway i finally manage to pay and get my drink and i walk away with my head practically in my hands. up till this day i am paranoid she thinks im an idiot. this is my chicken and croffles story for all you guys out there.
also im straight but this is one of the rare exceptions i lost my composure fr. what can i say? im w e ak.
im really glad you liked this chapter !! if it's one trait i could've given my characters or reader oc its the endless funds to go cafe hopping. cafe hopping is so, so fun, but so, so expensive like goddamn let me live my main character life in peace fr....
it's euphoric to hear that you liked the little moments !! i enjoyed thinking through those and just going like ah yes, he would say this! i really love writing or thinking about the small moments that lead up to the big picture. (also @buthowboutno-spamming gave me such great advice regarding this, and i wouldnt have been able to flesh out my fic and vision if not for his advice)
michael deserves to get his dick chopped off fr. but it's okay!! I plan for all my characters to go through developmental arcs lmfao, ive gotten too attached to the two idiots to let go of their potential now :)
Go get some fruit-ade or make some yourself bro it's super easy super good. lmk if you want a recipe and im more than happy to provide~
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reallytryin · 1 year
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Pairings: tommyinnit x GN!reader
Summary: you model for Tom's merch and people go crazy over the pictures.
Warnings: none just cuteness
Type: fluff 🧸
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It was just a normal Saturday when you gota text from you're boyfriend, which wasn't unusual because he usually didn't have any plans on Saturday
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The Tommyinnit????😍😍😍😍
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[ hey come over I want to ask you something?]
[ why not ask me now? Are u breaking up with me Thomas 🙀]
[ ofcn are you joking come over ]
[ ok on my way 😙 ]
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When you got there he surprised you with a jacket and a hoodie " wow tom these look great " you reply. "Really you think so?" "Of course I do" you say hugging him. No one understands how much you love him. "So I was wondering would you like to model these on the website for me? Then maybe we could take some pics in the park ?" Tom asks excitedly. "That's what you called me here for?" You say fake rolling you're eyes. You can see tom get a bit upset " I mean I thought you would have liked this" he asks confused. "Omg tom baby ofc I love this I'm so happy you picked me" you say smiling while pulling him into a big hug. "Ok good cos I was worried haha". TIME SKIP YALL. After the photo shoot and him hyping you up, you decided to get some pics sround Brighton and post them on Instagram.
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Tommyinnit: @whos_yn i said I would never post sappy shit like this but oh well anyways buy my merch
Wilbursoot: L
User384939287: yall are so cute
Marmalade69: don't even start me I'm gonna sleep on the road
Urmom: the highway looks nice tonight
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Whos_yn: @Tommyinnit he only reads because I do <3 BUY HIS MERCH www.tommyinnit.shop
Quackity: simp alert ⚠
^ whos_yn: litteraly
User7293939393939: don't test me I've just been broken up with
Imliterallygod: I'm only buying it because yn told me to
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Tommyinnit: BUY MERCH IN EXCHANGE FOR YN CONTENT?
User1010102: that sounds like a good deal 🤝
Ph1lza: Kristen started a yn fan club
^ Whos_yn: periodtttt Stan a supportive queen
^Ph1lza: what?
ilovechickennuggets: can we trade? Diamond pick aks for yn?
^ Tommyinnit: no 💋
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smallpwbbles · 2 years
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i need you to know that i often get brainrot of your content something (especially black arms shadow. he lives rent free in my brain and i make him go to therapy and get better emotionally (/hj) in there). what im trying to get at is that. you. are incredible. i would eat your art and i mean that with all the love in my heart. you have been the catalsyt for so much up my brainrot the past year or so i have been following you <3333
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LISTEN HEAR I AM W E AK AND I DONT THINK YOU UNDERSTAND HOW SOFT COMMENTS LIKE THIS MAKE ME, DIS IS WHY I LIKE TO GO OFF FOR YOU PEEPS, YOU BE REMINDING ME WHY I LOVE TO HAVE FUN AND DRAWN GOSH DANGITJR
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???: Oh There We Go! Good Morning!
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???: N ow That You’re A wake I Can F inally Stop T alking Like A N ormal Person. L O L !
???: L ong Time No See! G reat To See Y oure Alive And Well. O r I Guess T hat’s Not The R ight Word Huh.
???: Y oure Not Very A live Are You. O r Doing Too W ell.
RON DEVLIN: …
RON DEVLIN: You-
???: C ome On Don’t Be A S tranger. L O L !
They move forward and pull Ron into a hug. He flails around in their grasp, eventually pushing their face away. The rest of the body follows suit.
RON DEVLIN: Don’t touch me.
???: O h I Cant E ven Hug My Own Son H uh?
Ron gets to his feet, fists clenching. A body is nice. That’s not his focus at the moment.
(HER): C ome On Lets H ave A Family R eunion! F or Old Times S ake! H eart E moji !
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I wanted 2 draw him <3
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First w/ the general in game design and then also with an actual suit. I want him to be a handsome man in a suit <3 and I stand by my initial belief he should have survived Bre/ak th/e La/w and gotten out of to/on/to/wn and gotten another job he liked more and been happy
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Read Between the Lines (Cont’d)
This is the rest of Read Between the Lines; unlike the first part, it’s far less cohesive. It also doesn’t get anywhere near a resolution.
Though the title has nothing to do with the Tom Cardy song of the same name, I joked to myself that one of these parts could be titled “Alright, Legend (You’re Going to Die)”
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Emmet was certain of two things.
First, nothing had emerged from the strange, dark field they’d been guarding. Not even for a moment. He’d taken his eyes off of it once, and by then, it was a moot point.
Second, something within the field had taken his brother. He didn’t know how, but he was sure of that much; though it had stayed perfectly [contained], there had been a sense of something reaching out, and when he’d turned to follow the sensation, Ingo had taken a step backwards, as if struck from the front.
After that, things happened too quickly to say [for certain], even months after the fact. He knew that, all of the sudden, his brother was so much closer to the [w/e], even though he’d never moved; he was relatively sure he’d reached out, trying to pull him away, and that Ingo had reached back. Though he didn’t want to admit it to himself, let alone anyone else, he knew that he’d seen true, unfettered terror in his twin’s eyes before he was torn away.
He thought that, maybe, just maybe, Ingo had let go before vanishing, trying to protect him one more time.
But what exactly happened when the field dissipated, rending the car in half and taking his brother with it, Emmet couldn’t say.
After arriving in Jubilife Village, there was one more fact to add to Emmet’s list of certainties:
Whatever had taken his brother had not just done so physically.
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Mostly, however, it was the rare smile he was favored with. The shallow [smile] after a challenger made it through the Path of Solitude, Emmet could permit; the people here almost certainly wouldn’t take kindly to Ingo’s minimalistic [expressions], so it was understandable that he might have found a way to adapt. It was, however, the exact same when turned upon Emmet, which was simply unacceptable.
It likely came from a place of genuine [happiness], but that didn’t make much of a difference. The smile didn’t reach his eyes.
Nothing did, actually.
There was a light that had gone out-- that had been stolen-- so even now, Emmet still had work to do.
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The book was enlightening in some ways, puzzling in others. Emmet didn’t have any frame of reference for what, exactly, the map and corresponding Pokemon icons stood for, nor was he familiar with the ingredients listed in the translated recipes, but he was very sure of one thing:
His brother had been putting together a plan of attack, and the fact that Dialga had been his target stated his intentions quite clearly. There was no post-battle synopsis on paper, of course, but the memory of his own interaction with Dialga-- the way the Dragon of Time looked him up and down, considered the full team at his belt and backed off-- told him what he wanted to hear: Ingo had gotten the better of it with three unevolved Pokemon and a wild partner.
Even without any of the specifics, Emmet was very proud.
The doubles planning could use some work, but, for now, he would graciously chalk it up to regional-and-or-temporal restrictions. It was a problem that didn’t need to be fixed, anyway, as combination [planning] was already in Emmet’s wheelhouse, and they would not be separated again.
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Akari had something clutched in her hands. She looked down at it, and then back at them-- to Ingo, specifically.
“When the Pearl Clan found you, were you near their encampment? In the Icelands?”
He gave a shallow nod, “That I was.”
“Like, to the south? Around Avalugg’s Legacy or Heart’s Crag?”
There was a negative hum, “To the west, halfway up the cliffs by the falls.”
Her eyes dropped to the paper in her hands again, scanning it intently, “...by Lake Acuity.”
“Near enough, I suppose; it was a stop between the settlement and the Glacier Terrace.”
“Okay,” Akari breathed, “Okay. That’s bad, but… in a good way? I think I know what happened to you.”
She peeked out from behind the weathered sheet and flinched under Emmet’s stare; by comparison, Ingo’s expression was much less intense, but there was a clear interest that shone through. Akari turned it over to them and, in unison, each of them held one edge and leaned in to read it together.
‘O, lake in alabaster lands of ice, lake brimming o’er with rich acuity…
How many seek the Pokemon that shows itself there, out to answer its words true and earn its boon through ingenuity?
But should they fail to understand its words and let its questions meet with reply, their minds will be wiped clean of memory…
O, lake in the alabaster lands of ice, depths where rich acuity goes to sink.’
Emmet was first to look up from the page. He glanced immediately to his twin-- who, it seemed, was starting again, from the top-- and then to Akari. “What Pokemon lives in Lake Acuity?”
There was an absentminded, “Gyarados, mostly,” from his left, which he felt was reasonable to ignore. It had been an automatic response, and he was familiar enough with Gyarados to know that their only avenue of altering memories was blunt force trauma.
“It’s called Uxie,” Akari said, reaching into her satchel and turning an ultra ball over in her hands, “I… caught it awhile ago, actually-- do you remember it?”
Ingo’s attention flicked up from the paper, “Yes; it’s a psychic type with high defenses. Reliant on non-physical attacks and sleep, both as an offensive and defensive measure. I believe I matched it against Zoroark?”
“You got me,” She sighed, “What I wanna know is how you countered it your first try.”
She seemed [unsurprised] by the [helpless] shrug that followed, which was likely why Emmet’s blunt, “He cold read you.” took her by surprise.
“It’s an important skill in professional battling. That is not why we’re having this conversation. Uxie is the Pokemon that can steal memories?”
“Yeah. It’s-- it’s a little weird, honestly? It can… not talk for real, but talk inside your head. If I’d known,” She gestured vaguely to the paper, “that, I might’ve been a little more worried about it, but I guess we’re kinda past that.”
Ingo hummed sympathetically and handed the poem back over, “So long as safety measures are put into place for the future.”
Akari was suspiciously silent as she tucked it away.
[…]
Akari flicked her wrist, putting the force into upward momentum rather than distance, and the ultra ball released its contents.
Without meaning to, Emmet found himself grabbing his twin’s hand.
Ingo said nothing, intent on the Pokemon before them, but gave it an answering squeeze.
Uxie was small, two-tailed, and mostly grey with a yellow crest on its head. Emmet vaguely recognized it as something that wasn’t allowed on the railways-- not that they’d had anyone try with this one, to his knowledge. Though it didn’t open its eyes, it seemed to survey the both of them.
“Has this one filled his task?” It asked, after a moment passed and it wasn’t met with an opponent.
There was a tense, collective silence as they processed the question’s implications-- but before it could stretch into something suspicious, Akari said, “Yes.”
“It will be pleased.”
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The silence drew on. Concerned, he turned to make sure nothing had gone awry.
As he did, Ingo reached out and rested a hand along the side of his face, favoring him with that too-empty-all-wrong smile, “It’s wonderful to see you again, Emmet. I hadn’t even realized how much I’d missed you.”
It was patently incorrect. He still didn’t know, really-- not with such an understated reaction-- but Emmet couldn’t turn it down when his brother’s arm wrapped around his back and drew him nearer.
[…]
Emmet wouldn’t begrudge his twin the detached intrigue each new [???] incited. Ingo wasn’t at fault here-- he was the biggest victim in this-- and Emmet’s goal, first and foremost, was to bring him back to his station. This was fantastic progress in that sense.
It didn’t stop Emmet from wanting to track Akari down and demand a battle against Uxie. Ingo had said it was a psychic type; that was perfect. He could sick Chandelure on it and let her vent her frustrations, too.
Ultimately, his hand was stilled by the fact that he was needed here, for a much more important reason.
[...]
Somehow, it was harder to watch him now. His belief that this was what he’d been, unaware that there was still a large swath of his being missing-- it hurt. He was so much more than a series of lived experiences, but because he’d been without any sense of his former self, the enormity of this one [factor] must have been overwhelming.
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He nodded along, brows furrowed as he considered Emmet’s version of events.
“It felt like-- a Gravity attack, centered on the distortion instead of the ground. You caught my hand, but were unable to [idk] under the force of the [pull] and started to lose ground, yourself. I couldn’t pull you down with me, so I let go.”
Emmet took a deep breath and held it for several seconds. He’d imagined as much, but [???]
[…]
“There was a Pokemon. Its name still escapes me, but I feel I was aware of it, though unfamiliar with its [properties] in any significant sense. I can tell you with some certainty that it was quadrupedal, and quite tall, with white fur and gold [???]. Saying it asked me to assist it would be too [kind]; it was rather demanding.”
[what did it want/seek out pokemon]
Akari’s breath caught in her throat. Emmet spared her a sideways look.
“I… got the same [message]. You’re right, it wasn’t really a request. At all.”
“It may have become more [demanding], and if so, that could very well be my fault. I told it in no uncertain terms that wouldn’t be happening; I wasn’t going to abandon my family and duty to the city.” / “It wasn’t pleased. I awoke next in the shell of one of the multi-cars, far from any tracks they could have derailed from. With some time, I learned where and when Hisui was, and of Dialga’s theoretical presence; that was when I set my course.”
“Right,” Akari said, eyes dropping to the book. Wordlessly, [who?] handed it over and she flipped to the excerpt on Dialga’s statistics. “But Dialga was just a myth until recently. It was ‘Almighty Sinnoh’. How could you know all of this?”
Impatient, Emmet waved the question off. “Such Pokemon are disallowed on the Battle Subway. We do not expect passengers to attempt to enter the bracket with them. We do screen entries and know what to look for.” He eyed the page without moving, already well aware of the information it displayed, and added, “I have a very similar analysis back home.”
“We’ll have to compare notes, then.” Ingo said, focusing on some unknown point in the distance.
“I have a very similar analysis back home.” Emmet repeated. “Dialga is still a Pokemon of legend. There is not that much information available. Please continue.”
“Ah. Lady Sneasler noticed the disturbance in her territory, of course, and saw fit to accompany me for a time, though she steered clear of the settlements where I procured information or supplies. The Gligar I befriended agreed to assist, and I actively sought out Machop to maximize on Dialga’s weak spots-- Tangela was a surprise, however. We spent several weeks training, and when they rested, I would attempt to create items that might solidify our odds. It seemed unlikely that a clumsily made Pokeball would be able to catch Dialga, but if it was the only way to make it cooperate, it was best to be prepared.”
“So… your Pokemon were still wild then, the way the Clans partner with them.” / “They’re the same Pokemon you have now, right? Why’d you change your mind on Pokeballs?”
“I didn’t want to tear them away from their homes. If I was just a displaced passenger, I had no right to ask them to board a one-way track with me.” One of the capsules on the braided coil of his belt [shifted], and with a fondly exasperated not-smile, he moved to release its occupant. He rested a hand on Gliscor’s head as it appeared, ruffling the bristly fur there, “Yes, I was talking about you. Were those ever-so-sensitive ears of yours burning?”
Gliscor rumbled [fondly] and clambered into his lap, laying its head on his shoulder.
“They were all fantastic learners, very eager to participate-- and after Machoke evolved, Lady Sneasler seemed to take an interest, too. It took some coaxing, but she did eventually agree to battle him; while she’d never been as closed off as I’ve since heard people claim, she did become much more personable after that. She visited the crash site much more frequently, and liked to wake me by raking her claws against the sides of the cars.” / “I was incredibly grateful when, in the days leading up to [?], she indicated that she would assist me.”
[…]
“It was a very difficult battle, I won’t rob Dialga of that. We led with Tangela’s Stun Spore to try to mitigate whatever attacks we could and reduce its agility, then, when she was too tired to continue, fell back upon Machoke’s Bulk Up and Mach Punch. In hindsight, access to agile and strong style attacks would have been a boon, but I hadn’t done enough socializing with the locals to be made aware of them, and to have remedied that fact would have cut into time spent training.” Gliscor made a disgruntled noise. Ingo absently patted it between the wings. “Patience, please. Between Machoke and Lady Sneasler’s efforts, we did begin to wear Dialga down. The final phase of our strategy was to send Gligar out under the effects of an Aux Evasion, and simply out-maneuver Dialga with repeated use of Mud Bomb until its energy was spent.”
“And… did it work?”
“It did.” Emmet said in his brother’s stead; he was aware of the [idk] edge his grin adopted, and didn’t see any reason to hold it back, “Dialga recognized me when I approached it. It didn’t immediately concede. But it wavered.” But obviously winning hadn’t meant anything when Ingo had still remained in Hisui. Curious. “It refused to cooperate?”
There was an answering hum-- not agreement, but consideration of how to proceed.
“It agreed to try. It warned me in advance that its creator likely wouldn’t allow its interference.” / “And it was entirely correct. The Pokemon that transported me to Hisui was incredibly displeased with the both of us. I’m unsure what Dialga was met with, but I was told, again, to obey the Pokemon’s orders. When it recognized that I had no intention of doing so, it dropped me in the Alabaster Icelands to be met with what I now know as Uxie and its compatriots.”
Akari’s eyes darted to where the pastures lay, beyond the wooden walls, “Mesprit and Azelf. If Uxie could undo what it did to your memory, they should be able to help, too.”
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antebellumite · 2 years
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ok ok so civil war alternate history books be like:
abe lincoln always gets impeached if he lives through his assasination
if that doesn't happen, then he gets turned into a vegetable and uhhh *checks notes*... and WILLIAM SEWARD STARTS ANOTHER TRAIL OF TEARS??? FOR SLAVEHOLDERS AND THEIR FAMILIES- OKAY THEN??
somehow newt gingrich wrote the most historically accurate version of what if lee won the battle of gettysburg
hey harry turtledove, no offense, southern victory is a fascinating series but a. what the fuck and b. what the FUCK??
every confederacy wins scenerio is so fucking funny in the long run ngl tho
for some reasons only racists have time machines and they all want to give the south ak 47s but NO ONE thinks of doing this for the union??
that one with slavery in the modern day in the "Core Four" states is pretty good?
the one with the premise of what if the underground railroad was a REAL RAILROAD is REALLY good?
Bring on the Jubilee oh dear GOD my fucking DETESTED
unrelated but there's a story out there where aaron burr establishes a dictatorship in america by aligning with napoleon after defeating tj and um. yeah.
also a story where franklin is the first president.
and ANOTHER story where andrew jackson is elected in 1824 as president and somehow invents BIOLOGICAL AND CHEMICAL WARFARE??? OH MY GOD???
and if andrew jackson isn't elected, then davy crockett is and this somehow ends up with a civil war occuring over the compromise of 1850, which, fair. could have happened. was a reasonable concern.
"How the South Preserved the Union" is actually so fucking interesting? it starts with zack taylor and millard fillmore dying and ends with the NORTH seceding with john brown as commander of the army and daniel webster as president? stephen douglas signs the civil rights act of 1861? the war lasts 2 yrs? JUST 2 yrs?
"now falls the cold, cold night" has millard fillmore elected the fifteenth president in 1856 after james buchanan dies of a stroke, causing the north to secede ( something about fillmore just FORCES the north to want to leave the union, huh? ) and john c fremont becomes president of the new england confederacy while william tecumseh sherman becomes commanding general, opposed by robert e lee...
.... well at least it wasn't john brown this time?
"Lincoln's Charge" is just... I can't do it justice okay. I CAN'T DO LINCOLN'S CHARGE JUSTICE ON HERE! BUT GUYS READ IT! OR JUST LOOK AT IT'S SUMMARY
there's a universe where we have our first female president in the 1870s! and frederick douglass becomes vp!
AND IT'S TOLD THROUGH A SERIES OF LETTERS TO QUEEN VICTORIA!
samuel tilden deserved better aus.
( unrelated but adolf hitler keeps getting involved in this series and its so weird. he gets lured to washington dc in one story and ends up getting killed by a bomb there. )
( also unrelated but "demarche to iran" is cool. )
BUT GUYS READ THIS!
" Michael Dukakis is elected president in 1988, but is revealed to be an alien attempting to infiltrate Dulce Base. The Men in Black, along with friendly aliens, therefore rewrite history in order for George H. W. Bush to win the 1988 election instead, resulting in our timeline."
oh and walter mondale causes a civil war with mexico btw thought yall should know.
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hi <3<3 OKAY LANG PO SILA 😭😭 muntik ko na masipa ang aking gagong (affectionate) boyfriend PERO OK PA NAMAN SYA 😌😌 and syempre ako okay na okay po ako 😌😌 SOBRANG light ng feeling ko today JRJKKFKRRK and parang like (parang like 😭) i feel saur relaxed NDKCCKKF
it's good to hear na okay ka !! (that sounded so creepy what 😭) BUUUT yung pag move in ko was a bit like nakaka takot at first esp since yk new space tapos big building HAHAHA BUUUT since the boyfriend agreed to move in w me meron na po akong pwedeng idamay sa mga 2am adventures ko po yes po opo 😌😌
since my bf na ako (🤭🤭) mag lalagay ako ng mga daily bf updates kapag mag ssend ako ng ask HAHAHAHA (forda selos ba yan /j)
daily boyfie update 1: he's slowly slipping into the diamond life 😌😌
extra remarks: pinakitaan ko po sya ng hot mv and watched the gose magazine ep and since then puro svt nalang pinapanood nya <3 (current bias daw nya si jeonghan [JWJFKVOROOR GRABE ME TOO WHAT GREAT TASTE {hindi po tayo sponsored} BUT NEJKKVKFKR imagine ginawa mong carat s/o mo tapos pareho kayong hannie stan 😌😌]) speaking of hannie, happy advanced bday po i have yet to complete your pc collection but i assure you ma ccomplete ko sya by the end of the year yes po opo JAHAHAHA BUUUT YEAA sorry im like rambling too much JEKDKCK
random tmi but i think he's currently trying (keyword: trying) to make a tumblr acc that matches mine 😭😭 WHAT EAF DELULU ERA NA NAMIN ITO
TAPOS JWGJEGOEHKEGK YUNG LIMBO 😭😭😭😭😭 may scene dun na hindi ako naka get over like hanggang ngayon iniisip ko pa (hint: bedsheets 😭😭) AND DHWDHWFHEFOHEOEFHA bye nalang po world 💔💔)
andd finally i had my very first xylo moment yes po opo 😭😭 HINDI NA PO STRICT YUNG NANAY KO 😌😌 as long as nandun daw si xion papabayaan na raw nya ako 💔💔
moments after ko pinanood yung limbo
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BUUUT ANYWAYS ANDAMI KO NANG NA KWENTO 😭😭 kayo po ba may kwento po ba kayo HEEHEHEHE only if comfy lang kayo w sharing !!
ikaw alam mo mayasdo ka nang masaya, gagawin ko nang angst to para malungkot ka naman beh AHAHAHAH CHAROOOOOOT! i’m happy for u, ur new condo and ur jowa na parang aagawan ka pa nang bias beh! AHAHAHAHA happy happy lang kayo ha 🫶🏼 @ jowa ni vebs, alagan mo vebs namin naku ka!! 🤺
AHAHAH HAPPY XYLO NAMAN SAINYO AT BUTI PUMAYAG MAMA MO!!!! 🫶🏼🤪 forda bgc gurl na talaga siya oh, JOSHUA HONG TABE!!! 😂😂😂
hehehe sige share ka lang ng mga kwento mo! nag eenjoy naman ako mainggit AHAHAHHAHA CHAR! 😂 #sanaall na lang talaga.
MA YUNG LIMBO HINDI KO NA KERRI!!!!! 🫠🫠🫠 *gumulong gawa ni junhui* AHAHHA e dito sa fallin’ for u and home, chismoso lang yan bakit GANYAN YAN AHAHAHAHAHA
ang kwento koooo ano, nag food trip kami nang bestfriend ko kahapon 😭 ang dami naman na kain duck tapos pag uwi ko chinese food ulit pala kakainin ng fam ko AHAHHAHA o edi may duck ulit 😭😭😭 tapos nakita ko na ulit yung fave kong boy (aso po ito hindi lalaki) YOWN LANG NAMAN GANAP SA BUHAY KO LATELY 🤪
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