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bettathanyou · 5 months

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Cedric with an S/O whose love-language is food/cooking for him???

Anon YOU READ MY MIND. I LOVE COOKING SO THIS FEELS SO INDULGENT TO WRITEEEEEE TYSM FOR THE ASK!!!!

Enjoy ❣️🐟

Cedric The Sorcerer And S/O With Cooking Love Language!

Cedric and food have a... Complicated Relationship

I have a damn good hunch that man is autistic, so texture/sensory issues, lack of hunger cues, and just Not Wanting To Eat because he's doing something he thinks is too important is a prevalent issue

Of course, you couldn't just NOT do something about it. You loved to cook! You love most of all to cook FOR people

So you ask him about food during your long talks together. Cedric mentions a few basic things he likes, like turkey, stew, potatoes etc but he keeps it irritatingly vague

You try to ask Sofia and even the royal cooks about cedrics favorite meals

All you gleaned from Sofia was his love of sweets and the royal cooks were clueless

Great.

Back to square one!

So with your limited knowledge, you decide to start off by surprising him with breakfast. Using Sofias information, you make him really fluffy pancakes with a dusting of powdered sugar! (Think Japanese style)

To keep things suited to his liking, you put all extras on the side; maple syrup, cut up strawberries (you made them heart shaped) blueberries, melted chocolate, and whipped cream. With some orange juice to wash it all down!

Can't forget some edible flower garnish!

You walked to his door, knocking with your foot (your hands were too full lol)

Cedric thought it was someone else, and he was cranky at first about being disturbed so early in the morning. He opens his door with a scowl, brows knitted in the way you know meant annoyance

But when his eyes rest on you, carrying a huge platter of fresh food and drink, he had to do a double take

Just. Cedric with wide eyes, his jaw about to hit the floor, tripping over his words like. "Wh- what's all th-this for, then...?"

You just give him a big cheeky grin and reply, "For my favorite person <3"

Cedric ushered you into his tower, asking you what the occasion was for, and you could tell he was anxious and worried- so you give him a kiss on the cheek, and tell Cedric that you just wanted to do something nice, and make sure he was fed! You know how busy he can get, so you wanted the sorcerer to start his day with the most important meal of the day

Cedric doesn't know whether to thank you, kiss you, or cry

He kinda does all three 😭

After thanking you profusely, he insisted you share the food with him. He said that you made enough for TWO small armies and he won't be able to eat everything

You try to insist that it was made for *him*, but in the middle of your argument your stomach started growling

Cedric gives you a shit eating grin that screams "I win" and you just sit down with a huff and a (fake) pout

You both enjoy breakfast together, and Cedric literally doesn't shut up about how good everything is

He noticed the heart strawberries and you swear it was the softest smile you've ever seen

He finished his plate and it made your entire day

From that day on, you asked Cedric if you can make him a meal once or twice a week- just to get him accustomed to it

You grow to learn more about food he enjoys, from breakfast to lunch to dinner

Cedric really enjoys sweets for breakfast

A light lunch, because the last time you made something heavy the man slipped into a food coma for three hours

And dinner is your favorite time to cook for him, because you can show off your cooking skills and eat it with Cedric together and make it SUPER romantic

Most of all though, you just love making sure Cedric is fed and taking care of himself. The man is a workaholic to a fault, and you both know it! Which is why he always says thank you and make sure you know how much this means to him

Speaking of, Cedric would try to return the favor in little ways- giving you magic flowers that never wilt, a magic show after a meal, small little animal wind up toys he cobbles together in his spare time (can u guess what his love language is? Lol)

Since he is a picky eater, it's been trial and error to figure out what he likes and doesn't- lots of veggies are a no no, and you respect it and don't push the issue. But the veggies he does like, you use as much as you can! After a while, I could see Cedric trying to branch out a little bit and getting slightly more comfortable with food he previously disliked because you make it taste good (you want to believe he can taste the love)

You try to stick within his comfort zone for food, but sometimes you'll bring something for him to try to gauge where you can cook him new food

Regardless, Cedric adores the effort and care you put into making him food! He offers to even cook for you sometimes! (He conjures it lmao)

Which leads to him talking about food magic! It's quite interesting stuff

But no matter what, Cedric always feels smitten every time he has the pleasure of eating whatever you make for him

Seeing an empty plate from Cedric will always be the highest compliment to you :)

Alright, that's about all I got! I honestly want to expand on this more, maybe make some Cedric inspired recipes???? Would y'all be into that????

#cedric the sensational #cedricthesorceror #bettathanyou answers #cedric x reader #maybe... cedric recipes????#like. merlins mushroom soup???#merlins bread #but like an actual bread #cedric the sorcerer mixed drink 👀‼️#he seems like a whiskey guy if we're talking liquor #or rum #hes a brown liquor guy im calling it #however he usually would stick to wine #anyways lmk about the recipe thing cuz i love cooking and WOULD MAKE RECIPES FOR YALL DEADASS

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boxwinebaddie · 1 month

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Hi Uncle Nina !!

I don't wanna clog your ask box with stupid shit but this is stupid shit but it was also my bday on the thirteenth so shjdjdjs

As a fellow Monster addict ( I got a flat of Monster for my bday and collect the cans I have 30 diff ones so far <3 ) I need to know what Stan's favourite is

And on the less stupid side of things I was also hoping to potentially hear more about Stan's trans journey/Kyle finding out Raven is trans

Also I'm sorry your job has been so stressful lately :(( I hope you have a good day 🧡

- Stan 🧡

hi orange heart stan! <3

it's so good to hear from you, baby.

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHSLAY, MY LOVE! i'm sorry i'm a little late, but you know me -- everything i do is fashionably late, darling. ;)

but also!!!!! call your wonderful, lovely ask message stupid shit again!!! see what happens!!! i'm gonna frown So WIDE, i'm gonna look so Upset. i'm going to hold you up to the sun!!! JUST WATCH!!!! >;/

my sweet stannie; you are a gift, a treasure. and your ask memes are a pleasure. i don't find them stupid in any shape or form, be nice. conversely, they are extremely special to me and it's why i put off writing this message for a little while because i wanted to respond to it thoughtfully, seeing as though it's your bday message.

which, *cracks knuckles* to get the ball roooollling.

i can absolutely tell you what monster energy is stan's favorite, but as a bday bonus, bc i wasn't sure which stan you wanted to know about, or if you wanted both: i'll give you both my style's fave monster flavs

and i was going to go into some ravenstan trans lore after that, but i feel like that info should go in it's own ask, yeah? i just don't want it to get cluttered. so if you feel so inclined, would you mind sending me a second anon where i can drop that info? thank you, baby! mwah

but now, w/o further ado...

please enjoy the most Refreshing part of your day <333

for context ( and actually because i got an anon once who wanted to know whether i drink energy drinks ), i don't really know that much about energy drinks/flavors because i don't really drink energy drinks.

i mean okay, i'm not really sure if it counts as an energy drink, but i will chug a guayaki yerba mate like it is the elixir of life. ( also i fully maintain that pep stan drinks the enlightenment flavor and ravenstan drinks the raspberry one -- crunchy eco kings ) my favorite one is the passion terrere one. it's like the only one that doesn't come in a can and only comes in a glass bottle...that ice cold passion terrere mate in the glass...it hits so different than the can...oh my god. so good.

and as far as monsters go, i pretty much only drink pipeline punch bc i'm a pretty pink princess and that's what hot girls drink <3 but other than that i drink black coffee because i am an exhausted teacher girlie, but that's purely for fuel. to be honest, i rarely drink energy drinks just for fun, i only have caffeine to stay upright.

which isn't a great idea...but...i am not a role model....

speaking of:

so i told riley this story the other day, bc i needed to get her brilliant genius girl insight on energy drink flavors because she is the sugar free energy queen ( riley's answer was kyle x ultra strawberry dreams and stan x ultra mango fiesta, which, everyone say thank u riley <3 )

-- also god if you are real, bring back the watermelon lime venom you discontinued, you sick fuck, it was riley's favorite, thank you for giving us lovely orange heart stan, and fuck you very much for making ME, bitch! come on down, king! you won't! why the fuck would you extend my coworkers vacation! fight me, ugly!!!! --

and i was telling her about how i am the chaotic kenny friend, i make really bad, chaotic decisions, have no self preservation, hype and gas up my extremely bad ideas and convince myself i'm big brain, wow.

and...oof. so like 2-3 years ago during finals week, i had a fuck ton of essays and projects due ( i was a very bad student btw which is funny bc i'm a teacher ) and no idea how i was gonna do them, so i had the Brilliant Idea...to buy three Random bang energy drinks...

AND SHOTGUN ALL OF THEM BACK TO BACK LIKE BEER CANS.

ohhhhhhhhhhhh my god, party girl nina. help. crying.

and yknow, i thought this was such a good idea! i was like wow i'm gonna be so awake, i am going to b invincible.

i....was not Invicible. i was...very, very sick. i was like almost catatonic and shaking on the floor of my dorm bathroom, lmao. i had to have my roomate take a picture of me on the floor and text all my teachers what happened, which, thank god they were all really nice and laughed but...i feel like that tells you everything you need to know about me...people who think i'm their hero...i am a fucking idiot.

but!! BUUUUTTT! just for You, baby. i deep dived a lot of forums and read a lot about the flavor profiles and think...i made a pretty accurate assertion of what my kid's energy drink preferences are <3

me: paris hilton pipeline punch bc i am bad as hell ;)

stan the man with the plan: okay, so i think that pep stan is definitely that ultra paradise monster energy. it just seems really crisp, clean, earthy. stan also doesn't really care for sweets or sugar, so it makes sense to me that he would be drinking a zero sugar monster ( kyle is disgusted ) idk the kiwi, lime, cucumber flavor profile just feels like pep stan. please tell me you can see the vision, help.

kyle pile: hmmm...so what i've concluded with my research is that kyle pile probably likes that pacific pipeline monster that seems to taste like fruit punch <3 it has to be the full sugar ones because of his blood sugar and stan does kind of scold kyle for drinking them bc he's not really supposed to and he gets really cracked out ahdslkshd like he's really cute but stan is like oh my god bro you gotta lay down but yeah i think that one or the orange dreamsicle one, which is hilarious because the only foods stmwtp canonically does not like are pickles and artifical orange flavoring...he really loves kp.

raven: soooooo i know that i said pep stan was the mango loco monster energy, BUT RAVENSTAN IS LITERALLY THE MANGO LOCO MONSTER ENERGY LIKE HELLO??? also i feel like he is like those mexican dads that put a little tajin in whatever they're eating and act like they've invented fire heeeeeelp ravenstan is so the dad that cuts u up fruit into little shapes and pus tajin on them and feeds u them when ur sad <333 luv u raven ;-; <3 but yeah i feel like he full on turns it into a raspado its so unserious sometimes theres a shot in there, it's usually the spicy tamarind smirnoff vodka,

...what can i say my man is a visionary and i see it

jersey: oooookaaaaay. so...sigh. for Obvious Reasons, pre and during rm, because of kyle's ed, he only drinks the sugar free monsters. for energy because he's exhausted ( my baby </3 ) but i also do think he thinks they taste good. i think he fucks with that ultra watermelon flavor that just tastes like the most beautiful, delectable, mouth watering liquid watermelon candy ever. i also think he could rock with the strawberry or the peach one sounds dank.

if the watermelon one isn't there it does stress him out, but he has a mental list of what one is next on the tier list, and acts accordingly. its kind of a nice change of pace but...his brain does not think that. however, when kyle is healing, weirdly enough, i think he ACTUALLY LIKES???? those coffee flavored ones??? which is Insane and everyone including tweek points and laughs at him

i hope...that suffices? you're totally welcome to offer me what you think is the right answer: you're the monster expert, after all. but this is what i feel in my heart! i think it feels accurate but, lmk! :')

and also...speaking of my job. UUUUUUGH. thank you baby. :((( i am actually criminally depressed because my fucking HOE-WORKER fucking extended his vacation ONE MORE WEEK! so i have to cover all his shifts for an extra week while he's on vacation. so that means i don't get to watch my testing accommodation kids who i miss very much, i still don't get his kinder reccess shift and literally??? spring break is next week like he couldn't WAIT???? holy fuck i'm Sad. :(

but i will be fine darling. but it's actually why i wanted to see if you could send me another anon so i can use that anon to talk about trans stan journey stuff? i just don't want it to get lost in this post and also, i'm not in great spirits rn and don't want to answer it until i can write something that's not flaming garbage.

but happy late birthday baby, i'm so glad you were born. <333

-uncle nina, monster shot gun queen

p.s. what is your favorite monster energy? :)

#BB IF YOU CALL YOUR MESSAGE STUPID ONE MORE TIME #I AM GOING TO PUT YOU IN SO MANY BLANKETS AND FEED YOU SO MANY SNACKS AND BRAID UR HAIR #KNOCK IT AWHFF!!!!!!#you are so loved and this was no stupid at all and i actually had a lot of fun reading all about all the monster flavors #i'm sorry if its not totally accurate i did my best #i'm sorry the green one is so much more pep stan #and the mango loco one is actually raven #like thats just the right answer #ravenstan drinking the mango loco monster w the tajin rim...like he's kind of a genius oh my god #him turning them into a cursed mixed drink is foul tho i just know his head hurts after that #i cant believe i had jersey likes the coffee ones that is so foul #but him drinking the no sugar ones and drinking the candy flavored ones bc he is like 7 years old #theyre so cute lkahdkshd also kyle pile also likes the cherry blade lemonade bang energy that feels right to me #BUT YEAH I HOPE THIS MADE YOU SMILE #TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK HAHA #also sorry i didnt give you the Serious answer in that post but ravens trans journey is really important to me #and i really want to honor that and not rush it or write it when i am in a bad mood...ill make it worth it for you my love #but uuuugh no im in such a bad mood like im actually so frustrated like this is just not fair to me #me n the older kids are starting to kind of be alright but it kind of ebbs and flows like its better somedays and worse others #but they are stuck with just me for another week so were managing tbh my coworker was dad and im mom basically #im more like stepmom and they dont really like me bc ur not my real mom but like at least im nice lmao #but yeah happy birthday baby hope you enjoyed this and i will get you the answers you seek very soon mWAAAAH #also not me shotgunning 3 bang energies and throwing up and having to have my friends email my professors #when i tell you im not a role model i mean that i am a joke i make such bad decisions #live fast die young bad girls do it well

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bugfail · 6 months

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I should post picmixes on here heres one from the other day :)

#she pic on my mix #I LOVE how it fucked up kermit #he is so violently drinking and gnawing at it

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caramelmochacrow · 8 months

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happy birthday to shano!!! :D

#crow's scribbles #d4dj #d4dj groovy mix #shano himegami #ibuki niijima #noa fukushima #towa hanamaki #saki izumo #i. i did this instead of my assignments. yay!#i rlly love this drawing (<- he says this every time)#shano's thinking abt those dummies bc they gifted her a grape juice bottle for her to drink on her birthday w the artemis girls #they could not buy wine. (towa was too scared to touch the bottles ibuki got lost and noa overthought everything while saki was not allowed #they are her daughters ok? :<#i need to draw shano and her silly things interacting (aka the CoA girls interacting w the other guys in general)

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milksnake-tea · 12 days

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aven im sorry for posting sunday i love u i swear

#thinking out loud 🏵️#THIS IS IN RESPONSE TO HIS TRAILER DROPPING #LORDDDDD THIS MAN MAKES ME ILL #he is everything actually #LOVE THE WAY HE JUMPS AND KEEPS SHAKING THAT DAMN CUP #he looks like hed be good at mixing drinks

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spaced-out-muses · 6 months

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(( Every day I have to remember that Kuroo is probably the smartest, most capable doctor there is. Like this man canonically has operated on five people at once SUCCESSFULLY.))

((But he is also the BIGGEST dumbass at times and I cannot get over it.))

#Lost in Space; [OOC]#Doctor of Darkness; [BLACK JACK]#((Mr. ''That's right!!! Blood flows through the body!!''))#((Mr. ''Doesn't realize the juice he's drinking is a shit ton of medicine mixed together''))#((He's so stupid i love him your honor))

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doctorstrangeaskblog · 2 years

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What are your top 3 ice cream flavors (not including hulka hulka burning fudge)

Blue moon is there just because of midwestern childhood memories. I know it's not that good when compared to the others in my top ranks.

This is the tier list if you want to make your own.

I challenge you @sobeautifullyobsessed @byondtheveil @multiverse-of-pizza-time @askthechaoticwitch @askthesorcerersupreme

#yes i made a headcanon meta ice cream tier list of stephens preference #my logic is- gourmet expensive goes top #stephen probs doesnt like toooo sweet things so more colorful mega sweet things go down #he grew up in midwest so blue moon was very childhood stuff for him #normal classic flavors he probably likes #too fruity or bitter things that start to move away from classic ice cream he might dislike #he probably would rather go eat a fruit it the ice cream flavor is too fruity and a bit bitter #since he loves gourmet things combinations that have sinergy like strawberry and cream are TOP while random combinations are BAD #mixing too much ruins the flavor for him- gourmet ppl hate to just mix #he would rather drink coffee than ice cream coffee- he would love cappuccino ice cream maybe but not coffeeto watery bitter taste in mouth?

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phantomposter1412 · 2 years

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Kaito: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside Saguru: Saguru: Kaito, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn... Kaito: Sips coffee from bowl

#kuroba kaito #kaito kuroba #hakuba saguru #saguru hakuba #hakukai #sagukai #magic kaito #magic kaito 1412 #incorrect quotes #this is definitely after they're married #poor saguru had a special sherlock holmes mug he always drinks from #now it's in their flowerbed #next to a blue rose left by kaito :)#saguru has mixed feelings #anyways #they're in love

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bibleofficial · 1 year

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lmfao ridiculously fucked up for 7pm 😭😭

#stream #i’ve had like ? what ? 6 drinks ?#1 shitty mix + 1 prosecco + 4 ? 5 screwdrivers ? that was more SCREW than DRIVER let’s be HONEST ALSKALSKLASKLASKLAKSL #i cant be trusted to walk right how much less drive #i’m SCREWEDD ALSKALSKALKSLAKSLAMS #anyway #love that for me #i want attention sooo bad i keep hitting up this guy that ghosted me whenever he’s on bc i think it’s funny to harass him ALSKLAKSLAKSLAKALA #i love it i love bothering him bc i know his ego is too fucking big to admit he doesn’t want to meet again so it’s like well #just going to piss u off while ur having ur midlife crisis ❤️❤️❤️#it’s soooo fucking funny.#I LOVE BEING ANNOYING #like he’s 1 of a few men that i will ALWAYS piss off when i see online ALSKLASLASKLAKSAKSAA #anyway i’m DRUNK auntie is here i’ve been so fucked up for days it’s fine

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maiteo · 2 years

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she just got a perf score on her systems exam👩🏽‍💻🤠

#im crediting that anon from yesterday they said I was smart so I went in my profs room and had no choice but to serve puter cunt🤭#i love my prof sm this is literally the 3rd class I’ve had of his I was gonna leave and he was like I’ll grade it before you go…sir🫣#id forreally be the aria to his ezra if a chelski fooker didn’t have my heart….anyway SLAYED #WHy is this gif so crispy whatevs I’m gonna celebrate my mixing a lil drinky from my astrology drink book🍸💘🍹

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iansolko · 4 months

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From Skylar: Carly Rae Jepsen - The Loveliest Time (album, 2023)

//in whatever is the nicest format Theo has a device that can play it + digital, idk what that would be but assume Sky does. If Theo does not have a device that can play physical media then this is a CD + digital and comes with a portable CD player.

Hey dude, happy birthday! Here’s the latest from Carly Rae J - if you ever need bass on a cover, you know where to find me.

Let’s collab on some sick jams this year, yeah?

- Sky

From Gwen: Music Composition Notebook but a different one from the one she gave Theo. an Attempt was made at matching her perceptions of their preferences.

Happy birthday, Ian, and best wishes in the year to come.

From,

Gwen

Also from Gwen, the day after Ian’s birthday: 40 oz water bottle, with a post-it note attached.

Drink at least four of these a day. Check with Samira if you don’t believe me.

-Gwen

From Daniel: small (pocket or necklace-size) wind instrument, homemade brownies, heartfelt card (card not pictured, text below), brought to Ian at the very start of their birthday (as in, 12am)

Ian,

I saw this instrument at the market in town and thought of you. The shopkeeper said that there are a lot of different notes it can hit depending on the combination of holes you cover, so hopefully it’ll be fun? I added a cord so you can wear it or attach it to things, but I can take it off again if that would be easier.

I know that the crew often does cake for birthdays, but I wanted to make sure you had some sort of treat right at the start of the day. I did have a taste tester so I reckon the brownies did turn out, but let me know?

I’m really glad to have met you - thank you for being such a wonderful friend to me, and always being there to talk and listen.

Anyway, happy birthday! I hope you’re able to spend it doing things you like :)

Love,

Daniel

#submission #headcanons #ian says this album is amazing and he's glad that he gets to own it now to listen to it a million times!!#to gwen he will 100% use the composition paper and is mixed on the water bottle. on the one hand that was so super thoughtful of her #on the other hand now he has to drink 4 40 oz bottles of water a day??? cruel #and daniel :'))) he loves this little wind instrument thingy so much ian would give him a big hug #it might not be an every day wear but he will use it frequently #the brownies look so good i'm mad that ian gets to eat them and not me

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