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kazzyboy · 3 years

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Monster headcanons part I Have Problems

- Andrew hates horror games because he hates being scared by cheap jump scares, but he’s also determined to get through each one available to him. Neil thinks this is funny, and, whenever Andrew stops paying attention to the game to do something (like, scroll through his social media feed real quick) and Neil gets bored, he’ll gasp to freak Andrew out and make him pay attention again. Sometimes it works a little too well and the amount of snacks that have been thrown at him is astounding

- Aaron never takes bracelets off. He got one of the pass things because they went to the fair? It’s still on his wrist. The band he got for a fundraiser? You guessed it, still there. A friendship bracelet from the second grade? Still there. Lurking

- Andriel and shotgunning. ANDRIEL AND SHOTGUNNING-

- Andrew loves back scratches. Sometimes, on the nights when Andrew wakes from a nightmare and needs to feel Neil’s scars, needs to feel it’s Neil, Neil will drag his nails across Andrew’s shoulders, moving in such a way that Andrew can feel the scars on his arm

- Andrew gets his nails professionally done. Sometimes him and Allison run into each other, Starbucks in hand, and just exchange a single nod

- Neil is a menace. Give him a single marker (and permission) and suddenly you’ve been stuck inside a kindergarten classroom for a week. No exposed skin is safe. He’s not even really that good at it, but he’s good in a bad way (he makes a bunch of weird wood dragons out of some scribbles, once, on Andrew’s calf, and it looks like something from a mid-evil journal)

- Neil will just.. eat bread.. plain bread.. like, slices at a time..

- Aaron is the old man that turns the tv up to seventy to watch a news report

- One year Nicky convinces the monsters to dress like they’re from the purge for Halloween (I don’t care if the timeline doesn’t add up, you couldn’t pry this from my cold, dead hands)

- The upperclassmen (aside from Renee) once bet that Andrew couldn’t get Neil to laugh and literally all he did was go over, stand in front of him for a minute, and then stuck his tongue out. (Neil didn’t really do the burst-out-laughing thing, so the snicker he gave counted)

- Andrew’s sense of humor consists of those really distorted random memes and poorly taken photos of cats

- Whenever they go pro and Andreil is apart, Andrew sometimes sleeps with a body pillow (it doesn’t move and it’s not warm, so A+ on the non-threatening part, but also an F for not being Neil)

- Andrew’s favorite color is red (yes this is based on the single instance where it’s expressed that he has a red sticker on his charger)

- Renee is Neptunic. No I will not elaborate thank you and goodbye

- Andrew doesn’t really refer to people by name (usually because Neil has already said who they are talking about) but when he does have to mention a specific person he uses some obscure nickname (Neil knows he’s just doing it to be annoying, since it’s not like he can forget their names.) He once calls Matt “the truck bi”

- Nicky’s the type of person to watch scary stuff really late and only realize how late it is and that he has to sleep now after he’s finished the entire thing

- One time Allison tries to start a bet with Kevin by saying that he couldn’t go a week without exy and he flat out tells her she’s right

- Kevin and Aaron like dogs, Nicky likes both, and Andriel, of course, prefer cats

- When they get the apartment, neither Andrew or Neil wear their armbands while inside (unless they need to because they’re not doing well)

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kazzyboy · 3 years

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It is time.. for more monster head canons

- If anyone asks Aaron to do something small (will you open this? Can you get that for me?) He’ll say “no” and then go do it

- Nicky stumbles over his words a lot because he talks so fast, and Neil and Aaron team up to roast him endlessly for it. (Nicky accidentally says noticed instead of notified and the terrible two go around asking if senpai has noticed him for a week.)

- Bee collects the glass figurines in her office because her late sister thought they were pretty (I don’t remember if Nora explained this in her extra content, but this is what I like to think.)

- Katelyn really likes keychains and any time Aaron sees one he thinks she would like, he buys it for her

- Sometimes Neil latches on to people when he’s really tired, because that’s what he’d do to his mother so she didn’t loose him when he was too tired to think straight. You cannot and will not get him off.

- Renee loves decorating knives with flowers(I know she gave her knives to Andrew, but she keeps one for emergencies.) It makes her feel better about her past.

- “Oh, but Nora said Andrew and Neil don’t get married!” Hush, yes they do. It’s not like Aaron and Katelyn’s wedding, but Andrew has been kicked out of Neil’s hospital room one too many times and he’s sick of it. They get legally married and don’t have a ceremony (despite when the Foxes find out and make them all get together to celebrate), but they get “yes” (it’s a yes for marriage, not everything else) tattooed on their ring fingers, and wear their rings on necklaces next to their old keys.

- Andrew smiled at his brother’s wedding and you couldn’t pry this from my cold, dead hands

- I think the “eventually they trust each other enough to stop asking” is cute, but I don’t imagine it that way. I think they always ask it, because 1. Verbal consent is always important and 2. That’s what their love is built on. Trust. Trust that your partner loves and trusts you enough not force themself to do something they don’t want to.

- Aaron and Andrew both like Nirvana, but their favorite songs are different, so it turns into a dorm war where they just keep trying to play their music louder than the other (the other athletes eventually just get Wymack to get them to shut the hell up)

- Andrew likes playing connect the dots with Neil’s freckles. He likes making constellations the most

- Neil loves giving Andrew tiny kisses. On his forehead? Yes, of course. His nose? Yes. His ear? Yes. His bruised knuckles, after a spar with Renee? Yes. His sore, bruised shoulders after a game? Double yes.

- Aaron and Neil argue about anatomy sometimes because Neil should be the eighth wonder of the world with all the wack shit he has and hasn’t broken

- Kevin and Aaron both are really interested in the Victorian era and sometimes they go on tangents mid practice to the point the Kevin has a mental breakdown because Exy or History? EXY OR HISTORY THIS IS NOT A JOKE?!

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