#her names blondie

[silverthelovebug]

Blondie had to go through a Classic Greek Trial to marry Cupid and it was just staying off the internet for a day/j

Cupid: You’re doing so good Honey.

Blondie: What if Ashlynn updated her page—

Cupid: I know Sunshine, I know.

Blondie: Her and Hunter are picking out baby names when they have a kid, what if they pick something stupid like Archer—

Cupid: Breathe, hun.

Blondie: WHAT IF THEY PICK GATHERER.

#eah #ever after high #blondie lockes #c.a cupid #heartlockes #clondie #Cupid: Dad #Eros: No this is funny. #Cupid: Why can’t we have her go on a long journey to retrieve an object for you? #Eros: Why are you so boring? #Blondie: I’ll actually kill Ashlynn with my bare hands if they name their kid Hunter Jr. #Cupid: What about Ashlynn Jr. ? #Blondie: I hate both options.

[etwlemon]

Me and @cigarette-room got to thinking tougher and figured they should find a random baby in a bush and go trough an ice age moment ^^

#they found her in a bush are trying to return her to the parents #totally won’t get terribly attached #I’ve never drawn a baby can you tell? *sob* #this took me an entire day BUT worth it #the good the bad and the ugly #tuco ramirez #blondie #the dollars trilogy #the man whit no name #my art

[w98pops]

'chance survived and now travelling with wendy to kick bennys ass' shenanigans (plus little self-indulgent benny drawing)

so yeah. i just like chance and i think wendy would like him too

#a little thing about why wendy calls him blondie #the good the bad the ugly is her favorite movie and she likes to think chance is blondie to her tuco #and she doesnt know chances name #chance never cared to sigh it to her or write it down #fallout #fallout new vegas #fnv #all roads #chance #benny gecko #just a little #oc: wendy

[ari-continues-to-exist]

Look it’s that joke everyone has made at some point

#I’m not original in the slightest lmao #fnaf #fnaf au #my art #vanny fnaf #vanny #malhare #glitchtrap #glitchtrap fnaf #should I tag her as Vanessa? cuz that’s her name but she’s not the Blondie. #fnaf oc #technically ig #malhare fnaf #do I tag as mimic ? #he’s not William in this au (sorta) but he’s not rlly the mimic either

[leaflnthewind]

Honestly tired of the Taylor Swift private jet discourse like yeah she owns a private jet yeah it's wasteful and unnecessary but why do people get so worked up over that like... you all know that's common among rich people right? That your favorite famous pop singer most probably owns one too right??? That if we're going to hate on her for this unnecessary use of earth's resources we should do the same for your precious idols... right?

#like it's so silly seeing people go all about how they hate blondie for being rich and having a private jet and then not talk about #all the other rich people who also unnecessary owns a private jet #like on top of my head i can name at least 6 to 7 celebs i known for sure have one #but somehow i only see people bringing this up when it's about her #if you fave famous singer doesn't own one or if you're aware that they do and also complain about it this isn't about you amen

[aria0fgold]

This was supposed to be a doodle... a simple doodle...

She aint really an OC, more like, a NPC in Sims 2 that for some reason wanted to have beef with my OC and was bullying him so I was there seething cuz How Dare a NPC bully my SON?

#ariart #basically the eyes are supposed to be me beaming murderous intent through the screen #her names tosha wilson and ngl she actually pretty so i wanted seph to befriend her #but somehow??? she wanted to just be enemies instead and has been beefing #with seph as well as another blond kid and im starting to think she just hates blonds #despite being a blondie herself like-- is this a one last blond standing fight ya tryna do??? #cuz that one particular blond youre beefing with has a god (me) on his side btw ya aint winnin #so yea i decided to doodle it. and try out smth new with it along the way like the colouring #and adding folds to the clothes and all that but somehow it turned to this #at least i also managed to do some??? form of animating. i think. if this counts maybe.

[edoniancommander]

alright i've hoarded these long enough BG3 DOODLE BLAST!!!!

featuring mainly iris my drow fighter gal who's currently living through two playthroughs rn. someone help her

#the braid version is after working on her design some more in my free time [and also downloading a shitload of mods LOL] #blondie is from my other singleplayer but i forgot her name. oops! #bg3 #baldur’s gate 3 #bg3 tav #bg3 fanart #erm i dont think i'll tag the companions for these #iris #sorry blondie when i remember your name i'll put your tag in <3

[encrucijada]

person writing guy whose thing is Music and whose mum is literally a rock artist from the 80s realises they have to actually research 80s rock/music in general (not just 80s, in General, i'm supposed to know how guitars and singing works and also probably what it's like for this to be Your Job)

#✍️ research female rock artists for candy #✍️ probably listen to maná because we also need latam inspo for this #i'm gonna have to learn how guitars work..... #see the thing is i Know retro music. not by name or artist or genre though #i call it “my parents listen to all the time i grew up with it” #i want to find candy's sound. like what would her music sound like #and then adam's. is he more classic rock leaning or alt rock a la nbt #my first thought for candy was blondie.... #adam female rock artists son covers. no pronoun changes he's bisexual #pia.txt #( wip ) greek tragedy!

[cometblaster2070]

I’m not going to lie, but like, Cupid and Kitty have untapped potential to be one of the most chaotic duos Ever After High has ever seen.

I don’t quite remember if they ever interact in canon, or what their relationship is like if they interacted, but like, just think for a second.

Cupid is clearly against Headmaster Grimm and his whole agenda right, like, we all got that from True Hearts Day. Cupid believes that everyone should follow their heart regardless of destiny, while Headmaster Grimm is firmly against such ‘nonsense’ and believes that everyone should just shut up and follow whatever their destinies entail.

Then there’s Kitty, and her whole deal is causing chaos. She loves pranks and mischief, and generally just being a nuisance all over. Headmaster Grimm is someone who’s a stickler for the rules; of following things by the book (literally). I would like to wager that this both amuses and displeases Kitty, and she finds whatever way she can to make his life absolute hell while cultivating pure enjoyment for herself.

And that’s where they both come together. Because, bear in mind, Cupid’s destiny (if you could call it that I guess?) is to bring people together and help them fall in love. Kitty’s destiny as the Chesire Cat is to simply be as much of a hindrance to everyone that she can while partaking in several shenanigans.

Do you see where I’m going with this? 

Cupid and Kitty can cause so many problems together and when confronted, they can use the very viable excuse that they’re really just practicing for their destinies.

I would enjoy this friendship very much as it would lead to many moments of Headmaster Grimm almost having a stroke <3

We love Milton Grimm slander in this house.

#ever after high #eah #milton grimm #headmaster grimm #he needs to be HANGED #man is literally insane #hate him sm #cupid just setting a hissing kitty on him if he tries to do anything #and she goes FERAL #kitty chesire #c. a. cupid #i am NOT spelling her full name #also like #they can enlist their girlfriends into these shenanigans :D #blondie and her handy lockpicking skills #and lizzie and her tendency to cut the head off of everything she sees #it'll be wonderful

[silverthelovebug]

Huh. Found my old art of Blondie’s dad and sister

#ever after high #eah #blondie lockes #I stole her dad’s name from a fic actually #I also thought it was funny if her parents were both blonde and had blue eyes #Like Cupid shits her pants meeting them why do they look like that #In fact she gets insecure about her own blue eyes because does she really stare into people’s souls like that? #The virgin Porridge vs the Chad Marigold #Hc that the Lockes are all just super tan because they’re outside 24/7 #Especially Goldie #She’s an astronomer/reporter/governor/mom #Yes I’m counting Mom as a job because I’d cry raising Blondie/JOKE #Might redraw this tbh

[rainbowwwzo]

ROSES HAIR HAS NO REASON BEING SO HARD FOR ME TO DRAW😭

#no cuz can we talk about how her name was gonna be ​rose killsdragonosa #adjl rose #American dragon Jake long #Jake long #fave Blondie #American dragon: Jake long #Jacuzzishipping

[gravesyart]

hii this was drawn a while ago but i liked this prompt a lot and the choices happened to suit my tastes well <3

#infinity train #gravesyart #cinthias the name i use for ryans sunhat blondie gf btw . i rotate her in my mind every day smiles #self

[rui-drawsbox]

Oc's stuff

#the height chart is fron december but is always nice to have around #no one has a name yet ksbdns #picking names for ocs is my skill issue #rui draw smth #the story is a parody for the villainess/iseakai manwhas trend #and i love that trend but istg is ctrlc ctrlv #the protag is the daugther of the duke but he actually know that shes not her real daughter cuz she got a panic atk when reincanaited so #she spilled all the tea and now they're to send her back to her world #wich is never gonna happen cuz her brain is LITERALLY messed up for the mental regression and the duke lied and is never gonna send her bac #charming. isnt he #the male lead is the green/brown guy and hes a mage that is also the protag childhood friend. they get along but sometimes they're also lik #ml: shut up. fl: shut me up. ml: *throws a book at her*. and the end up in a fistfight/hj #the blondie is the female lead but shes lesbian and no one knows #has big fat crushes in every girl taller than her. so me tbh #and the redhead is the prince. the fifth actually. hes pathetic and a library rat #the plot is that there is no plot and everyone gets along in their episodic adventures #that's it with my tag rambling. didn't wanted to make a full post about that hahahaha. #rui's OC's #(new tag ig) #the blondie tagged wrong. shes the 'novel female lead' not the real female lead sjfbsmnd

[cebwrites]

if oda won’t give me heart and/or kidd pirate content that makes me happy thEN I WILL

quincy and firs belong to @shipshinablog 💕

#cebdraws #one piece #op art #one piece fanart #op ocs #oda's also not naming the heart pirates so EYE WILL #whatever names he comes out with after this will be their deadnames to me #all heart pirates are trans in this house #ajesfjhkfjghfdjskdjhg #the blondie's name is dorie <33 #shipa's OC firs is down HORRENDOUS for her and we love to see it #they're leSBIANS HAROLD #quincy and ikkaku have a grand ol' time teasing her about it #also someone said that killer likes holding baby birds but is allergic to them #and that thought has lived in my mind ever since #ignore that this is a chicken my poINT STILL STANDS

[xxcherrycherixx]

Are you familiar with the Lady Lovely Lockes franchise? I was searching for heartlockes stuff and stumbled into it. I thought that the heartlockes blog might enjoy it too.

I have never ever heard of this franchise before- but my opinions just from quickly looking it up online? The vibes are absolutely Immaculate. I want to say really quick that i have noticed that the two mermaid girls look like darling charming and briar beauty and knowing that mattel use to work on this franchise i wonder if they maybe borrowed a little from those designs lmao, i mean lady lovely locks herself is very much giving just sweets blondie lockes too with the streaks 💀 im a conspiracy theorist now, im betting on mattel looking through their old licenses and going “well its been a while, i doubt we will get in trouble for using these old designs as a base for our new line”

Other than that i want to know if theres a shipping community, im eyeing that evil girl and thinking “lovely locks could fix her 👀” or maybe a friends to lovers with lovely locks and the brunette girl

#lady lovely locks #ever after high #blondie lockes would love this franchise #she would see them as a child and show her mom that they looked like her and had a similar name to her #goldilockes would find it sweet and buy blondie some #blondie would get older and feel self conscious about having dolls #so she would tell her mom to get rid of them. but goldilockes would keep them as memories #and eventually blondie would find them again and remember how much she loved them #they would get a special shelf in her dorm room and eventually a shelf in her and cupid’s home #cupid thinks its cute that blondie likes them and sees herself in the main character. she helps blondie grow the collection

[brookiidookiii]

me thinks theyd be besties

#idk what the blonde girls name is yet #ill call her blondie #very very lazy yeahhh its late im tired #five nights at freddy's #security breach #fnaf security breach #security breach ruin #fnaf #fnaf gregory #gregory fnaf #glamrock freddy #glamrock chica #procreate #my art #fnaf fanart #fanart