#heres the kicker too

[rohirric-hunter]

Me: Okay, Google, "coin machine near me" Google: Convert your coins to cash at a Coinstar machine! Me: Okay, Google, "quarter machine near me" Google: How to convert your coins to cash at a Coinstar machine and avoid the fee! Me: Okay, Google, "cash to coin machine near me" Google: How to get rid of your quarters and get cash with real value for your wallet!

#crying screaming throwing up #i need quarters to ride the bus!!!!!!!! #i cant fucking ride the bus with a $20 bill!!!!!!! #heres the kicker too #its looking like im gonna have to go to a bank. every saturday. to get quarters. to ride the bus #EXCEPT #if im going out every saturday i dont need the quarters #because at that point i will get better value from a monthly bus pass #BUT if i buy the bus pass #then i dont need quarters #so i dont need to go to a bank on saturdays #so i wont be going out every saturday #so i wont get better value from a bus pass #so ill save money by using quarters #but if im using quarters then im gonna have to go to the bank on saturdays and then ill need a bus pass to save money... #i have one more avenue to try and thats the customer service desk at the grocery store #failing that i guess i could start using cash for all transactions and hoarding the change

[vynnyal]

I was rewatching some old videos and this one just makes me smile. To me, rainworld is primarily a multiplayer game.

#rain world #game clips #video #That slugpup is Zoey btw! Been a while since we played on that save... #Fun fact: there's a sleep screen mod where it displays everyone sleeping together with their colors #But here's the kicker #They're just some unencrypted pngs in the mod folder. You can just edit them however #So I've made some dozen different versions of them that I can swap out depending on what scugs we're playing as #Some ocs too #I'm always hunter tho so for me it's a nonissue 🤣 #Sadly wasn't recording for that time we were cornered by a white lizard with no weapons #So I bludgeoned it to death with a fish #Sadge

[oatbugs]

oh my god ! haha . anyway a bit buzzed perhaps. anyway here's what happened on the date

#at some point i took the earrings off. the metal clanging was screaming their name too loud and it #was 6 knives to the throat and he confirmed it so. here's the kicker. you can be taught a lot and you can have their hands on your thighs #and you can kiss them but even if they pray even if they tell you about the bible looking into you like really they lost what they believed #in a pennsylvania countryside catholic schools with a protestant family since joining the london school of economics #even if they pray for you to stay the whole way even though their hair was softer than hers you think of her and he thinks of someone else #and be tells you none of it will make sense. they smile and they say what a shame you might miss the train but they hold onto you #the entirety of you - like a religion or a polite insistence or something to keep. #you learned they were used to losing everyone they felt bound to love. they said they got really good at letting go. you were told #you think he's being epistemologically #irresponsible and he tells you he carries a massive task. he tells you the responsibility is monumental #and he feels responsible for defining responsibility. he shows you songs and his poetry. my eyes feel on fire. #she doesnt know this. this is marylebone. the next station is edgeware road. everyone here looks happy and high and clear of the doors. #he says tell me when you get to the station and very especially tell me if you don't. the next station is paddington. please mind the gap #between the train and the platform. you say this to him. he says i minds the gap between you and i. i mind it so much that i need you to #come back. he says this because you kissed him briefly but you kissed him well. she says you're a good kisser but he says you have him #stunned. he asks you who decides the truth. he tells you you decide the truth without his mouth. you're fast enough to make it there before #the wheels do. this world is lit by glass and light and people with a pact to fall in love with the abstractions more than each other. #he tells you to be committed to your various intangible loves more than anyone. you both have to be. they love each other anyway. #i was supposed to find a persian poetry book with her on our fourth date except she was hours late. i found it with him. he didnt give up #he should be perfect and i should really like him.

[alchemistdetective]

((The new event in Genshin is basically saying

"Oh Genshin's easy? FYI most of you actually suck in this game" to the players

and that makes me like))

#OOC #Alright so tl;dr: #New event is a battle event which has 4 battles per section #But here's the kicker #You can ONLY use trial characters they given out and nothing else #Your constellations are transferred over to the Trial characters to make things easier #But there is a character 'cooldown' so you can't just spam the same character #So you have to actually strategize and get outside your comfort zone #And the reaction among players are SO MIXED #Especially when the trial characters' relic sets are sub-optimal so you actually have to learn the characters' kits #You can't steamroll this and actually have to strategize somewhat #God whoever the people are saying 'Genshin events are too easy' are either really happy or really angry right now

[hella1975]

just full force threw a shoe at my sister's face and when my mum got me alone after she was like 'you shouldn't clobber her. but i get it' 😭

#it kicked off today but in my defence she's actually proper in the wrong this time even my DAD called her a bitch and my mum is FUMING #baso my sister came into my work with her mate when i was closing the other day and all the staff GLARED at them bc of aforementioned #close so i was being v chill so everyone 1) knew it was my sister and not some customer coming in late and 2) her friend wouldnt be uncomfy #like that's the real kicker her i was being extra laid back FOR her friend so he'd feel more at ease. and one thing about me is yes ive #said countless times i have a rural accent but my mum also raised me to know when and how to speak nice if need be bc people are cunts here #so when im waitressing i speak nicely bc it's a stuck up restaurant w stuck up customers but when im with my sister? making a point of #being laid back? my normal accent came through. and her mate when i was gone said i sounded 'really [from the county we live in]' #which WOULD NOT BE A COMPLIMENT. it's baso saying 'your sister sounds local and chavy' without using such explosive words #and my sister LET HIM SAY IT. SHE DIDNT DEFEND ME. and she told my mum about it later bc SHE THOUGHT SHE'D TELL ME OFF #LIKE SHE DID IT TO SNITCH. THERE WAS NO SCENARIO WHERE MY SISTER WASNT BEING A CUNT. and my mum hit the ROOF #one thing she's rlly been big on is loyalty bc it's always been the 3 of us so when she found out my sister let him say that she FLIPPED #and this all happened last night and i only found out this morning bc i overheard them screaming at each other and turns out my mum #tried to keep it from me bc she didnt want my feelings hurt and IM pissed bc it actually did hurt more than i thought it would #like i KNOW what people say about my accent but it's a guy i know? my sister's been friends w him for years? i was being nice? #it's EMBARRASSING like i was clueless & friendly and turned around for him to be like 'look at this stupid local girl' like?? #and my sister did NOTHING? it just sucks so i STORMED upstairs when i found out and had it out with my sister #and she knew she was fucked so she did all 'im not talking to you i have nothing to say' AND PUT HER EARPHONES IN? #the way i RIPPED them out. got in her face like okay girl u think i sound like a chav ill act like a chav lets GO #and it just got really aggressive and i wound up grabbing HER OWN SANDAL and full force hurling it at her face 😭 oops #from close range too like i was already in her face so i basically just smacked her with a sandal DSHGJKSH #now we're sat in silence bc alas we still share a room. WHAT the fuck. insane tbh but it's a bit funny. im so angry rn i could KILL #hella goes home

[h-doodles]

boy the sudden outpour of angst ideas for larissa weems x reader in my brain got me weeping so bad i feel a fever coming on

#ALL YALL POSTING ABT FALLING OUT OF LOVE BUT MY BRAIN GOING 700 MILES FASTER AND 3000 YEARS FURTHER WITH A #the love was still there. it didnt change anything. #ABT READER LEARNING SHE'S DYIG SOON. BUT KNOWS LARISSA IS SWAMPED WITH NEVERMORE & DEALING WITH THE KIDS. AND SHE ALSO LOVES #HER NEVERMORE FAMILY SO MUCH. SHE CANNOT BEAR TO MAKE THEM SAD #AND BC LARISSA IS SO BUSY. SHE HASNT REALLY LOOKED @ HER WIFE. AND TO READER ITS JUST OKAY. AND CREATES A MINI VIDEO JOURNEY #AND LIKE. ITS JUST ALL THE LITTLE THINGS SHE LOVED TO DO WITH LARISSA. AND THE KIDS. AND OF LIFE U KNOW. #and its wonderful and sad and beautiful #but she's dying and she doesn't want anyone else to know; her family had gone the same way too and thats how she wants it to end #and its just. augh. not my brain adding more angst rn #where her one & only friend notices #and is the one bringing her to all her doctor's appointments (outside jericho ofc. she knows her wife would know the instant had she been #diagnosed there) and like. Larissa getting more and more suspicious of their outings and accuses r of infidelity #.......and at this point r is just. done. and lies. #and gets out of Larissa's life. and everyone's just. shocked & devastated #R leaves but also begs her friend to go away. because she's just counting her days at this point. and you know what #the kicker here is that they agree knowing this was the last act of kindness they could give her. #AND LARISSA STILL DOESNT KNOW. #and wouldnt have known until Wednesday had a vision of a phonecall that'll shatter her #........shit. im crying again haha #anyways i love cinematic orchestra's i built a home <3 it really gives me such the best angst storylines #personal.txt #clown.txt #mod lee speaks stuff #idea.txt #larissa weems #larissa x reader #larissa weems x reader #lee writes #lee writes stuff #my fic

[currentlyonstandbi]

that trope where two lovers are reincarnated over and over with no memory of their past lives but always end up finding each other because they’re destined to be together but with nigel and alex

#here's where i go unhinged because the kicker to this thought when i had it was that the original legend about the lord of sidon is them too #and that as the story retelling trickled down through time it was changed enough that eventually the great love of maraclea was a woman #because the moral fabric of society would not be able to handle the idea that the story was between two men #AND to top it off the ritual with the skull not only granted great power in battle but was also the catalyst for the blessing/curse #of the two being eternally tied to one another by fate. always destined to find one another in any life in any time in any place #even when they're enemies (i.e. the events of the film) #anyway i think i have heatstroke #like minds #murderous intent #like minds (2006) #nigel colbie #alex forbes #nigel colbie x alex forbes #tom sturridge #eddie redmayne

[mellaithwen]

.

#I struggled with what to talk about in therapy this week so of course my chronic illness said cHALLENGE ACCEPTED. #but here’s the kicker — I know the second I open that box that it is going to fuck me up so I’ve been drifting past it #but. idk. #I want to sit on the floor in therapy but I can’t even say it cause it sounds stupid but I really want to sit on the fucking floor #I know if I’m not ready to dive in then I’ll undo progress #but equally I’ll never be ready cause the medical trauma bullshit runs so deep and is so prevalent in all aspects because the fucking #disease is prevalent everywhere and #I don’t have the resilience for any of it #I have one dose of victoza left and that’s it - the pharmacy have giving me 5 IOU’s so far #and I was finally seeing my numbers steadying out #and it makes me so angry because it’s too much #it’s too much to advocate for yourself and research and manage and try and you ask for help and you get shit in return #and I’m so burnt out with it but you can’t even BE fully burnt out because that would mean death #so all you can do is be a bad student #and then the endocrinologist tuts #in your five minute appointment that you waited 18 months for #it’s too fucking much I WANT A FUCKING BREAK #will delete this later #just needed to rant and get it out of me so it doesn’t fester like always #I’m tired #t1dlookslikeme #type 1 diabetes

[green-meanies]

Okay I'm done being cute, gonna rapid fire the rest of these headcanons let's gooooo

Ace

Ace is a jerk, yes, but he does show moments of kindness that are reserved only for his gang. He genuinely does care about them as they're the only family he's ever had. These moments only happen when they're alone, though, and that's because...

He's insistent on them keeping up the appearance of menacing troublemakers. That's what has gotten them by for so long, and he doesn't want anyone exploiting a weakness (especially after Aspirations)

On a brighter note, Ace thinks he knows all there is to flirting until he actually does it. In his head he's a suave smooth-talker, but in reality he comes off as an awkward dork at best (but in an endearing way, so it still kind of works lol)

He got into a lot of fights as a kid. It started out as self defense from bullies, then turned into him deliberately picking fights to discourage others from targeting him. Hurt them before they can hurt you and whatnot

Big Billy

He actually looked pretty normal as a baby, aside from his one eye and green skin. He began having growth spurts a few years later, and getting a lot stronger

As a child he had a habit of snacking in his sleep, as a result of the growth spurts he was going through. This is not good when your friends are trying to maintain a food supply. Luckily he has since curbed this habit, though it still happens every once in a while

Billy doesn't take well to being abandoned. He gets nervous when left alone or if someone he likes leaves without him, and gets visibly upset if they don't come back.

Of the gang, he's the most open about his issues, but because he has such a childlike mind, it can be difficult to articulate his feelings

Grubber

Like Billy, he looked like a normal baby despite the green skin. The grotesque appearance that we're familiar with didn't start developing until a few years later

He never went to school because his parents were embarrassed about him, but he still managed to teach himself how to read and play several different instruments

He's naturally curious and likes to explore and experiment. He's usually the first to find a new place or object of interest

Grubber dresses in rags because good clothes are hard to come by without stealing, so he lets his friends have whatever they find. He's very insistent about it

Lil Arturo

Being practically raised by Ace, Arturo picked up a few habits from him. He puts the most effort into his appearance after Ace, and developed a more pragmatic demeanor, taking advantage of his small size to lower the guard of the gang's victims (Buttercrush and Bought and Scold being notable examples)

Despite this, he's actually pretty chill when they're just hanging out. He's really only malicious to those outside his gang, but it does rank him as second meanest

Arturo is a known prankster. As a child he was always teaming up with Grubber to mess with the others, which marked him as the annoying little brother. He clearly hasn't lost his touch, since he did win the pranking contest in that one comic :)

Random headcanon, but Arturo has at least a passing interest in history. My only evidence for this is in Buttercrush as he was the one who specified it was a Mesopotamian vase, and the way he said it seemed like he wasn't just reading off the label, like he knew exactly what it was

Snake

It's obvious that Snake looks up to Ace a lot and will do anything to impress him. I headcanon that he went as far as adopting Ace's bad boy demeanor growing up. Unlike Arturo, this was a conscious choice rather than influence, especially once Ace started praising him for it

On his own he's actually pretty quiet and nicer than most of the other members. He's also a smartass who likes to crack jokes, but since this get suppressed by Ace, it's only ever seen when he's left to his own devices

He's surprisingly self-sufficient and resourceful when the need arises. There were a lot of times as a kid where he had to take care of himself. Snake can manage on his own but doesn't like to be by himself for long periods of time. It makes him anxious, but he won't admit it

As a result he's the most knowledgeable in first aid. He's the one who patches up the gang if their injuries are bad enough

He also knows how to drive and operate heavy machinery (witnessed in Buttercrush and one or two comics). When he's bored, he'll find a vehicle in the dump to fiddle around with. Boy definitely knows how to hot-wire a car

#don’t ask me how or when Arturo would have learned about history #I just think the idea is cute #gangreen gang #powerpuff girls #ace copular #ace ppg #snake ppg #sanford d ingleberry #arturo de la guerra #william w williams #grubber ppg #I probably should have just done them all in one go at the beginning #but the post would have been so long because I have so many hcs ;; #even this post I feel is too long I'm sorryyyyy #the kicker? #this isn't even all of my hcs #I still have more ;; #the gangs all here #headcanons

[hzrnvm]

emotional. happy, pissed off, all that.

#hzrn #im cool with being annoying hypothetically but the real kicker is that no form of communication exists that i can really use comfortably #every single form of communication out there. i can't use it. i can't fuckin talk bc the sounds are too hard. #i can't fuckin type bc the buttons are too hard. #i can't fucking body and hands bc motions are too hard. #i can't fucking art because art involves all those things. #damn fucking WORDS are too hard. i put so much work into them and i get nothing. nothing! #who made the world this way?! why is it that all communication and socialization is so. fucking. hard!!!! #i tried! i really really fuckin tried man! all last year i tried so so hard. #i fell FLAT on my face. NO ONE liked me. they called me a retard! they said i was scary‚ awkward‚ hard to be around! #they did coordinated social attacks on me! then when i come back to school this year and i even *think* about trying again‚ they say #'nobody wants him here. and he should stop caring' #well right about then‚ is where she gives up! she has closed her eyes‚ she has given up hope! #i gave up trying to exist socially at school. the two paths are being myself and getting bullied‚ or not being myself and getting nothing #today was a good day for me all in all but idk. #the only reason i dont hold grudges like crazy is because of my object impermanence shit #although this might as well count as a grudge. i think it's somewhat justified though‚ because in my case it's more like #if you hurt me seriously then i'll think about it pervasively until you do something to redeem yourself in my mind. #probably that's part of the reason im so scared of being myself and shit #this is probably the reason why im so scared of being myself. bc everytime i tried i got bullied‚ mocked‚ demeaned. and that shit piles up. #i just spend mosta my time not thinking about it! just like i spend mosta my time not thinking about who i am‚ my future‚ my past and on! #siiiigh. sigh sigh siiiiiiiiigh #it's ok to like this post by the way #in fact it's encouraged. im directly and clearly asking you to. #im not making this post for nothing. im making it in the hopes that someone will read what i said. #although really no one will. why the hell would anyone fucking read this. get fuckin real. #i know for certain i'll wake up tmrw with this at at maximum like. 1 like. 2 if im really the luckiest girl in the world. #and i know how i sound caring about likes and shit. but really all it tells me is someone read this. and i really fuckin need someone to re

[bibleofficial]

ok so for leather goods (that ship to the us) ((BY QUALITY))

florence leather school

florence moon

massimo leather

#stream #florence leather school has the best website too - they’re also the MOST expensive #florence moon has 2nd best website - u can order easily #for massimo’s u can do custom shit - like that’s what they specialize in but their website is shit so i’d recommend emailing them #but massimo is where i got the file folder + i ordered a jacket there (custom-ish; they’re limited in customaizbalilty bc they work w #different factories) florence moon also works w multiple brands but florence leather school’s shit is ALL MADE AT the leather school #truly the school is beautiful i do love them - they’re just EXPENSIVE & i am POOR #like i got a discount w massimo for being apart of a rick steve’s tour group so they cut off i think like 30€ at least #so for the coat it’s 270€ + 30€ shipping for an even 300 - BUT HERES THE KICKER #ur eta is 3 weeks w massimo but 3 MONTHS w the leather school for custom projects #SO GORGEOUS THOUGH #vera pelle ❤️❤️❤️ #CHEAP ALSKALSLLAKSLAKSLASKAL #we love cow

[ei-mugi]

wonder if i could just like. move out

#didnt like my dad already but i just cant stand being near him anymore #ive just been thinking so much about all the stuff he did to my mum #i dunno......... my periods making my emotions go all over the place too #ik its not just that thats making me feel this way though #but hes just so awful. also the anti greek sentiment is annoying. stop saying my familys a bad influence and were all lazy #thats more of a minor complaint tho i dunno that i should really be putting the kickers up on here #still he didnt talk about her at all after she died for months and when he finally did it was to insult her based on ethnic stereotypes. ug #im just so so so sick of him i dont wanna talk to or see him ever again #i think ive been using tumblr to dump stuff like this too often but sometimes i wanna get stuff out without directly talking to soAHHHHH #fucking fireworks. forgot it was new years eve #whatever. sigh

[ittybittybumblebee]

The beautiful experienc ei had the other day i was selling some stuff n this older trans lady came in with her husband and bought something from me it was so nice every time i interact w a trans person is such . a treasure for me in my rural ass town, wonderful wonderful wonderful i love you trans women everywhere

#IN MY RURAL. TOWN #there are not many of us here #and my dad was there to and he had to be Polite and i was like. HA . and the real kicker is these were CHURCH GOING PEOPLE TOO #so my dad got to be a witness of someone he had to respect not only for being kind to me but them being fellow church goers as him so #IN YOUR LGBTQPHOBIC FAAAAAAAAAAAACEEEEEE DAAAAAAD #that was a really good day #like my parents have such stupid stereotypes abt trans ppl so it was like.. wow . you get to SEE bitch!! HAHA 😁😁😁😁😁

[goldensunset]

‘enjoyer’ to me has two meanings. it either means you’re a “fake fan” who hasn’t actually properly read/watched/played the media for yourself and you don’t know that much about it but you like it on a surface level and that’s enough for you, or it means you have done the above but you refuse to participate in fandom culture online for it lest discourse and negativity end up ruining you and so you just enjoy it peacefully by yourself. i think this is an excellent term btw

#there are lots of things i consider myself an enjoyer of that i’ll post about occasionally #like ace attorney and persona 5 for some examples #even though i only really know some stuff i enjoy seeing it on my dash #there are a few things i like and i am a ‘true fan’ of but i won’t show those colors on here #like miraculous ladybug. i’m media literate enough by now to recognize nitpicks and handle them with grace by myself #so i don’t even wanna touch whatever is probably going on on here #bc i know it’s silly and wild but listen the very specific type of shenanigan that mlb is? you either love it or you hate it. and i love it #and there are too many fans who fall into that ‘hate’ category and don’t realize that the show is never gonna be for them #this is all to say i’m not certain yet what i’ll do about pokémon legends arceus #like do i add it to my pinned post do i start following blogs and browsing tags etc #or do i just quietly enjoy it alone on my blog and reblog stuff that floats my way but never go out looking for stuff #bc yknow it’s actually quite relaxing not participating in fandom sometimes yanno #and i don’t want anything to kill my hype #when something has either a large fandom or regular releases you can always be satisfied by the content that’s there #aka there’s no pressure on you to entertain yourself and make the stuff you want to see #i love kh but that’s how it is for me sometimes and i guess that’s the kicker of not having played the games myself #is that my entire experience with it is through youtube vids and fandom online which is probably not great #i’m probably exhausting myself more than i should over it #i have played twewy myself obv so i can entertain myself but also the fandom is tiny and chill anyway #i like creating my own twewy posts tho lol #most of the time #i do get tired sometimes of feeling like i have to provide content for others #or really tbh it’s not even others fault most of the time it’s self inflicted #bc i do genuinely love analyzing media and writing down my thoughts and sharing #when i write a huge block of text that’s the real me. when i do meme edits that’s me trying to people please #art is..: somewhere in between #peach rambles

[buttercupart]

[OC-tober prompts by spiral89art]

day 19 - [create a new oc] - using muted colors

this one’s cheating i think cause i’ve had this oc for YEARS and just never ever drew her before. but yeah this is Marlowe

#she's from a story called ISFTBOH - Intellectual's Society For The Betterment Of Humanity #ISFTBOH (shortened to Intellectual's Society) is an organization that takes children of monsterous/magical descent and raises them #... to suppress their magical heritage of course. which isn't good. monster/human hybrids normally start off life fairly humanoid #and as they grow and age they change into a form more resembling that of their monster parents #its a slow and gradual process when their magic isn't suppressed #but obviously the ISFTBOH children are raised to believe they are fully human and that they're suppressing like. their own shortcomings #this isnt healthy and bottling up magic like that has disastrous consequences. a lot of ISFTBOH kids never make it to adulthood #bc the buildup of magic and suppression of monster heritage eventually explodes like a shaken soda bottle and kills them #marlowe here is a little too smart for her own good and starts to realize she can morph into a slightly mousey monster form at will #VERY CAREFULLY though because the changes can be permanent and she'd be found out. but yeah she Realizes what she is early on #and sorta blows the whistle to a few close friends - mavis (rabbit monster) and elle (protag! also aquatic monster) abt the truth of ISFTBOH #the real kicker of all of this is that this is derivative of undertale. like they're undertale monster descendants multiple generations out #Also also this was like a Super early proto version of demon days #ok thats it byeeeeee #my art #OC stuff

[wooyukh]

finally had my work evaluation yesterday and i got a promotion/raise but i’m still leaving ❤️

#the evaluation wasn’t too bad #he did talk about my anxiety though for a good 5 minutes 😭😭 #no fully! he said that when i came on board he understood i had anxiety bc i told him #but like throughout my months working there #it has been really evident that i do have anxiety #and that little characteristics that i display has helped him understand to what extent #and i was like 😀 #but here’s the kicker! #he asked me if there was anything he could do to help my anxiety :( #and how he can do better to make me less anxious around him :((( #adi’s random thoughts !