#his name is sausage

[littlescammer]

I can’t believe my eyes

#his name is sausage #why is he like this #mythicalsausage #newlife smp #new life smp #mcyt #empires smp #esmpblr

[mleemwyvern]

the problems of being in the mcyt fandom: writing soul-crushing angst about being slowly brainwashed over a period of months, breaking free of it, and having to accept you were wrong, you hurt your best friend in a way he can never fully forgive, and still needing to take the time and effort to unlearn the entire worldview that was forced upon you because it doesn't just go away when the magic does. and the character is named sausage.

#mcyt #mcytblr #mythical sausage #<- his fault #why did he name himself that #and yes this is actual angst contained in my superhero au im having a great time #(ask me about my superhero au) (its massive)

[cactusringed]

writing very serious fic with very serious plot that are entirely removed from the concept of minecraft is so hard with assholes that have names like "mumbo" or "fwhip"

#the clovis ring #i should Not include sausage in this fic because his name alone will increase my suffering tenfold

[arospecsyourblockdudes]

The Mythical J Sausage experience is watching him say the most unashamedly horny sentences thinly covered by innuendo to maintain the pg rating and knowing you’re too endeared to him to stop watching

#empires smp #mythicalsausage #the other mythical j sausage experience is sitting thru his heart wrenching angst and going this is abt a man named sausage

[anthonyzoxide]

Going to start watching Empires SMP season 1 with a friend later today and it has just hit me that I will be 'intellectually' discussing the Lore of a guy with the name Mythical J. Sausage throughout the near future. Okay.

#Empires SMP #MythicalSausage #I'm usually quite desensitized to the Gamer Alias NamesTM #But I can't desensitize myself to Sausage #It's so silly why is he named that #(I don't want to know) #Mythical J. Sausage is a beautiful name for a baby boy. Or girl #Did his parents hate him or what #I'd consider tagging this as CW Suggestive for the obvious joke #But that implies that I'd have to tag every mention of Sausage as suggestive #(Or maybe that's what he would want...)

[sharonisthebettercarter]

billy butcher's such a cunt, he deserves a cunt...

and then to get it plowed~<3

#billy butcher #one a his suitors #don't care who it is #rail that boi #william butcher #homelander #hughie campbell #joe kessler #the boys #love sausage #butchlander #butchie #someone tell me the names of the other ships!? #billyjoe? #butchsausage? #bratty bossy bottom billy butcher #the 5 essential b's #best tsun tsun british baked bean #affectionately of course~<3

[sausages-and-god]

tweaked Fred a little

I felt like he wasn't owl enough

changed his name too! the owl is supposed to be Swedish and Curey didn't reflect uhh at all I think

#sausages & god #he's supposed to be a pretty boy i think he's prettier now for sure #character design #fred djerf #furry character #I've been neglecting the secondary party members i feel so bad #will i change his name again? probably #avian #avian character

[legionofpotatoes]

a famous dog who was a national darling here died earlier today and his instagram page started posting ugly-ass genart images in memoriam. maybe violence is the answer sometimes

#he became famous for helping kids cross busy roads. a man of dignity and significance and endless bottomless kindness. besmirched #his name was. essentially sausage. stocky little thing. built a massive community around him. always wanted to meet him #nevermind me just posting through my feelings. this isn't about genart really i just have a newfound inability to deal with animal death #text #negativity

[locusfandomtime]

Since the ending of the season has been confirmed… and nobody new joined this season, it’s possible someone new is joining s10! So…

a serious alternative to the other poll. I think some of these have a pretty low chance of happening, but I chose options that are at least possible (i.e. the hermits know them). don’t take this too seriously, i’m just curious on what the fandom thinks is the most likely option

#how the hell do you guys write out scotts name. scott. smajor. scott major? #particularly looking at empires/traffic series people because they would know the hermits decently well #locus fandom time #hermitcraft #hermitblr #my personal thoughts on these: scott - didn’t even think of it before but it could happen. he knows the hermits well and is a builder #skizz - most likely option imo. collabs so often with hermits and is impulse’s best friend. only thing is that he isn’t a builder/redstoner #but i think being friends with the hermits is far more important in the application process than that #martyn - i would love if this happened but it never would because i don’t think hermitcraft is his playstyle at all #rip martyn/keralis and martyn/doc those duos would be so funny #joel - another really likely option. he is a builder and said he admires hc a lot. knows them well. i can see it #jimmy - i don’t think its his playstyle but it would be fun to see #lizzie - pretty talented builder. butttt i don’t think she’s going to join? it doesnt really seem like her thing #fWhip - can’t really see him joining either but it’d be cool #mythical sausage - he would be amazing on there but he’d chuck up the rating from general to 13 in no time #options I didn’t include: bigb (his main focus is like skibidi toilet videos not minecraft). oli (he produces 2 videos a year he isnt cut #out for the grind). pix (i think it would be awkward being a hc member and doing recap). katherine elizabeth (possibility but doesnt #interact with the hermits too much at crossover. others here know them way better) #there’s also the chance of someone who isn’t hc adjecent but knows them otherwise (like psmp or newlife whatnot) joining but it is less

[dawnthefluffyduck]

I can't believe what I have done

I have been peer pressured into creating score art for a channel me and my friend watch

If you haven't seen it, here's one of his more recent videos; we usually sit and watch tons of them at a time lol. Never thought I'd actually be submitting anything to it though haha

Jokes aside I'm happy with how it came out lol, it's always good to practice keeping that lineart super duper clean every now and then :) transparent version under cut

#the real crisis is what his name should be #the current contenders are; #ralsage #ralsausage #and ralsalvoy #i might do a poll on it later lol #mind you the person that started this debate in the first place is the one that started the ratsei war #and to this day he is *still* claiming that i commited election fraud to win that poll #needless to say this is an extremely important decision #i will be hearing about it until next july #anyway it is 4:24 now and i gotta sleep #I'll figure out a way to submit this sometime tomorrow and if it ever gets used I'll put it up here #ralsei #deltarune #i am so sorry this exists #ordinary sausage

[thechanglingchronicles]

I love all backstory headcannons for S!scar (scurvy)

I still believe he should kiss oli and martyn and sausage too if he so pleases

#I will be using s! because I will not be giving sausage the pleasure of putting p infront of his name #mcyt #piratessmp #kestrels pirates smp #kestrel #kisstrels #gtws #martyn inthelittlewood #shipping oli marty and scar #oli orionsound #mythicalsausage #goodtimeswithscar

[cynthrey]

mixing my newest otp with one of my favorite shows ever just for chills and cuteness.

#scosage #mythicalsausage #scott smajor #dangthatsalongname #gargoyles #disney gargoyles #my art #i find so funny my brain decided sausage had to be the gargoyle (his name is more fitting now lmao) and scott stay human #cuz in the show the gargoyle is scottish and the human is american (afro-native to be specific) #but not here aparently XD #also now my art decides is no longer anime. bitch how do you work?

[mayahiguti]

??THE NAME OF HIS ELYTRA. HELP

#empires smp #empires smp s2 #empires s2 #smallishbeans #sigh. #his names for things are so funny #sausage putting some thought into his elytra name #joel just. #'11ft of pure muscle' #hes so pathetic #/affectionate

[quokkafoxtrot]

A dachshund in a little doggy wheelchair is going to be my companion? New favourite game.

#quokka plays #far cry 6 #his name is CHORIZO #spicy little sausage I love him immediately

[simplydm]

Evil sausage is just like *does a building timelapse evily*

#is that his name #I didn’t rly watch empires 1 so #he’s just evil sausage to me

[wasatchmountaindogs]

They’re getting really good at perch work - but Bacon will kick anyone else out of his way. The perch is his and his alone…

#fosters #bacon #sausage #please ignore the mud #and general disarray #we got enough rain from the last storm that the yard turned to a swamp #also eggs should go to his new family for a trial later this week #sausage has interest they’re just trying to see if they can make it work with the landlord #and one of the vets is interested! #eggs family has wanted him for over a month #but the org. we were working with three a fit because they had kids #even though they were perfect for each other #like Im the first person to be like hey - this is not going to work out #but i really think they will do super well #anyway then to spite us she took 3 weeks to list them #stopped paying for their food #changed their names #didn’t tell us #wrote her own incorrect bios #listed them as aussies #and then when we asked who was listed as what threw a fit and said that pork names don’t get adopted #so shes pulling out and they’re all yours #which is great because they can actually go home now #to the people who have wanted them for over a month #anyway thanks for coming to my Ted talk