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riverthebooknerd · 6 months

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LINKED UNIVERSE HEADCANONS BECAUSE FUCK YOU

(mostly wild, time, twilight, sky, and wind centric cuz those are the main games i've played)

they're all trans

people think that time is the dad of the group but nah. it's twilight

four uses "we/us" pronouns (they/them but actually plural)

wild will either cook the most delicious fucking food you've ever seen in your goddamn life or a pile of rocks (canon)

wind can see ghosts. they all know this. however, sometimes he'll say that there's a spooky ghost when there's not just to freak them out (wild knows. he doesn't say shit bc it's funny)

sky can cook one (1) dish and it's pumpkin soup (he learned after he had to work at the lumpy pumpkin to repay them for breaking shit) (everything else he makes is inedible)

most of them are nonverbal (bc autism and also ptsd)

you'd think that time knows sign language but NO because he grew up in a forest around fairies who don't have? visible hands?? i think?? (he learns sign from wild)

also i've seen people say that time Doesn't Cuss which is simply Not True. let him say fuck. he deserves to say fuck.

the only one of them who doesn't cuss is probably sky. but there are exceptions

actually no i take it back. that fucker says fuck too

All Of Them Should Say Swear Words

please they're so tired just let them say fuck

the ones who have a hookshot are ecstatic to tell the ones without a hookshot about the joys of using it (ex: sky showing it off to wild, who has stars in his eyes, talking about how it'd make climbing in the rain so much easier)

speaking of sky and wild- the realize that there's a merchant named beetle in both of their eras. weird as shit. sky is like "wtf" but wild kinda just nods and goes "yeah okay why not sounds about right tbh"

nightmares

have i mentioned nightmares? because they all have nightmares

also nearly all of them have had Queer Encounters and they vent about it!!

sky talking about how ghiriham was UNFAIRLY hot

twilight still sad over midna :( (they're gay btw don't question it they just are)

(wind is an exception bc. he's a fuckin child)

wild lowkey bein like "yeah tbh.... ganondorf before he was mummified?"

time has a wife. time loves his wife

wasn't there that one ship with hyrule/ravio?? haven't played that game so idk but they seem gay (edit: oop it was legend/ravio not hyrule/ravio lololol)

fuck what was this post about again?

they all sleep with a weapon under their pillow (or with no pillow!! just weapon! :] )

some of them (sky) are very heavy sleepers while others (time) are very light sleepers

it's a nice balance because twilight and wild will wake up at the ass crack of dawn and then wind won't wake up until noon. they make a schedule

people also portray them as being So Fucking Awkward but i disagree. have you PLAYED a zelda game? these fuckers will waltz into town, fix every single person's problems, and become the new village icon in the span of two hours. they're so fucking friendly omfg

like these fuckers have fought MONSTERS they've fought DRAGONS and CORPSES and the KING OF EVIL they ain't afraid of a little human interaction (except when they are)

hylia will throw them in a room together and they'll all be like "hi!! :] am link i go hyah" "omg no way me too!! :0 look at my shiny sword and my bag of bombs" "sick"

sky would be like so fucking guilty like "im sorry i failed and got cursed by a demon king guys :(((" and everyone else would be like "oh nah don't even worry about it lmao happens to all of us"

maybe i'll make a pt 2 once i finish my homework who knows

#linked universe #legend of zelda #loz #link #every single link #all links #link loz

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shut-up-its-funny · 5 months

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Ahem, excuse me let me juuuust put this here. Slides over some remrom fluff (with an implied side note of loceit) In reference to this post. @pleasedonthurtcjstar @stemroses I made this more a human au cause I can't think of how they would drive in the mindscape?

AO3

Wordcount: 573

The gift exchange was over, everyone seemed mostly happy with their gifts, even if it started off rocky with some.

And even with everyone winding down from the excitement (and bitch slap) Janus was still a little... inebriated.

Remus slings one of Janus' arms around his shoulders "alright time to head out, me and my air fryer have some plans ~"

Janus gives Remus a look that says 'you're joking right' as he says "well that's not happening, I am not letting you drive my car after the last time."

"Oh pisshhhhah!" Remus flaps his hand about dismissively "I'm not that bad."

"Actually Remus" Logan pipes up "it may be wise to stay the night, Janus is right you are... not exactly the most careful behind the wheel."

Remus looks towards Logan then back to his best friend hanging off of him.

And then promptly lets go of him making Janus stumble "well alright he's your problem now Loogie. I'm gonna go bother my brother."

Logan moves to help Janus steady himself as Remus walks towards the stairs.

"Don't do anything I wouldn't do~" he snickers with wiggling fingers.

"That, does not narrow much down" Janus remarks with a smile.

Remus starts up the stairs, noticing Janus holding out his wine towards Logan as they go to sit on the couch.

Up in the hallway he makes his way to Roman's door, ever as decorated in shiny things and stars, with ornate swirling letters letting you know it is in fact Roman's room.

Without knocking he enters his twins private chambers with a swing and loud bang from the door.

Roman looks up from his vanity, staring at Remus through the mirror "I thought you had a date with your air fryer."

"You ain't getting rid of me that easily bro, besides you haven't even given me a gift yet~"

Roman snickers turning around to actually face Remus; "you haven't given me one either" he says crossing his arms.

Remus' smile gets positively jovial as he shoves the door closed with a foot saying "you didn't give any indication you wanted one."

Roman puts a hand to his chest in mock offense "why, I thought you knew me better than that!" - his hand goes to lay dramatically on his forehead - "my own twin, doesn't even love me."

Remus strides towards his other half in a partial skip, when he's right in front of him he flicks his nose "you can put whatever else you want in my mouth but I draw the line at words" Remus says.

At the flick Roman gasps out a squeak looking up at Remus with a pout.

"Yes yes" Remus boops him this time "we all know you're cute."

Roman puffs up at the complement "well of course I am, I suppose that that's a good enough gift, I shudder to think of anything else you'd give me" he makes a disgusted face thinking back to Mr. Fuzzy.

"I'm a great gift giver" Remus says matter of factly.

"I do have to concede that you actully put thought into your gifts" Roman looks down "I must admit though, I don't have a gift for you."

Remus shrugs "ah neither do I."

They stare at each other for a second.

"Well then" Roman pipes up "would a kiss suffice?"

Remus' toothy grin is all Roman needs to stand up and close the small space between them.

#remrom #romrem #creatnativity #remus sanders #roman sanders #sonnywrites #wow another thing written?? where is this coming from? well wherever it is please continue!!#merry crimbus to me and all proshippers #proship

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warsamongthestars · 3 months

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Because I don't see enough cynics in the audience that runs down my dashboard, and I can't ever seem to find them.

I'll say it. (And make everyone suffer my ramblings).

I am not looking forward to TBB S3. I'm more than likely going to be raging through and beyond S3, until it either accomplishes what I predict, or does something even more astronomically stupid, that I lose faith in humanity.

( Either where, No Hope. Its the new remake of Star Wars, a New Despair. Asteroids fall and everybody dies. )

The reason I don't like it, is because this is not the story I was sold, and these are not the characters I came to see.

The story I was sold, happened sometime during the Clone Wars Show, and TBB is a pissing bad "sequel" (So in this case, its simply continuing the tradition of Star Wars having terrible sequels that are extra shiny, but that's all that's going for it. )

( sorry, I don't get hooked by trailers. I'm an old TV Generation person, I don't bite dead lines. )

And the characters I came to see were also in the Bad Batch Arc of the Clones Wars, which had years behind it (They may have came out in Season 7... But they were apart of Star Wars Clone Wars Legacy first (So season 6 writing and logic). Whoever wrote those boys initially, clearly didn't arrive with in the Star Destroyer like everyone else. )

The only reason at this point, that I would praise TBB, and trust me, there's been 2 seasons that happened where there will not be some sudden trick that'll get me back on board that Deathstar, is if they went back, and reimagined it but replaced the boys with Captain Rex.

It wouldn't fix all the issues--but Captain Rex as the Main Character, with the goal of starting the Rebellion, would've fixed the majority.

These are not the characters I was sold, nor the story I wanted, and no matter how its told, this is the legacy now that folks will reference for generations to come--and it'll be the only one that anyone ever talks about on "Mainstream."

Ain't that a bitch.

#star wars #star wars clone wars #star wars the bad batch #the bad batch #the bad batch season 3 #captain rex

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stinkyme · 1 year

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You name means deer? Omg I love that! I had a massive herd of deer cross the street in front of me to wander into my neighborhood just now and the screech I let out was definitely not human lmao, but I counted at least 13 so it was warranted! What’s your first language if English is your second?

I also went through a short wolf obsession phase although I unfortunately don’t remember it very well, but the book I mentioned is called Venom Doc and is written by Brian Fry.

I’m not sure where my obsession started or why with dragons, it’s just been something I’ve always loved (my next tattoo I’m getting for my birthday this year is gonna be a dragon I just haven’t settled on a design yet) but I am pagan and try to work with a couple of the Greek gods, I’d like to set up a proper alter so I can attempt to communicate with them better but unfortunately I don’t have space in my room and my house isn’t exactly a safe environment for something like that. BUT ON A BETTER NOTE I mainly attempt to work with the gods of the underworld such as, Hades, Persephone, Nyx, Thantanos, and Hecate. There’s also Eros who I’ve worked with once or twice who’s just there but he’s chill, he’s a vibe ngl lol

my name means like a star, bright, light, shiny, sunlight, etc., but it's written as if it's a deer with -a in the end in my language! :D so i always loved deers because of that, i feel like my uncle named me like this because there is this beer here called "deer beer" BUT WE AIN'T TALKING ABOUT THAT SSJSKS LET'S JUST SAY HE ACTUALLY THOUGHT DEEPLY ABOUT IT!! also, my first language is serbian! :)

13????? THAT'S SO COOL BUT I WOULD SCREAM AS WELL HELP ME, DID YOU TAKE A PHOTO OF THEM MAYBE? I WOULD LOVE TO SEE THEM SNSNSNS you have 13 new friends!!! hehehe :D ALSO DID YOU COME UP WITH A NAME FOR HIGHLAND COW THAT IS BEHIND YOUR HOUSE? :o

THANK YOU FOR THE BOOK NAME!! I wrote it down and I will look it up later :D also, wolves are so cute idk i just always loved them so much aside from them being pretty, i just love their symbolism in general like taking care of each other and being loyal! But in a physical sense, they are strong too! Like they have 42 teeth, they have like..around 400(?) pounds of pressure when they bite usually, but it can go up to 1000 i think, which is so amazing! They aren't as developed in that manner maybe as hyenas but still, they are strong and I just love them :")

OOOO THE TATTOO OF A DRAGON :O I LOVE THAT SO MUCH!!! WHEN YOU FIND A DESIGN SEND IT TO ME IF YOU FEEL LIKE IT :D <3 I wanted to do wolf tattoo but not like basic one, I want to think of something interesting :D i mean there are many tattoos I want but yk i will need time!! Also, you said your next tattoo, so how many do you have? and what are they? (if you are comfortable with telling me of course!!) :)

i understand!! however as far as I know, you can work with them regardless, your alter doesn't have to be too big or too huge or noticeable, I think they really appreciate intention in general! I am sorry your house isn't the safe environment for something like that, mine isn't either but as far as I know, you can still do it sneakily and intention is all that matters in the end of the day! :)

THAT'S SO INTERESTING!! I personally never had an experience, I was always interested in Aphrodite and Lilith but never really tried anything since I don't think I am ready yet, but Eros sounds really fun to work with! :D ALSO UNDERWORLD GODS AND GODDESSES!! I love that honestly, I heard Hades is really interesting; Nyx, Hecate and Persephone are so amazing and powerful, I love them!! I don't have much knowledge on Thantanos so I will do a little research about him!! :)

SO TELL ME, HOW IT WAS WORKING WITH EROS FOR A LITTLE BIT? :D <333 and are you interested in anyone else?

and I will write down all little questions I asked you so you have it all at once hehe, so did you name sweet boy behind your house, how many tattoos do you have and what are they (if you are comfortable to tell me!!), DID U TAKE A PICTURE OF 13 NEW FRIENDS and also feel free to tell me more about gods/goddesses and everything that you are interested in!!

also I was wondering, what's your favorite thing about dragons? :)) SORRY I ASK TOO MUCH PLS SNSNSN TELL ME TO SHUSH IT

#stinkyanswers #my sweet death <3 #I RAMBLE AND ASK A LOT FORGIVE ME SNSNSNS #BUT YOU ARE SO INTERESTING #AND I LOVE TALKING TO YOU

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