#hypnotized dudes

[hypnoparis]

This boy’s mind is completely melted. He is blissfully dumb and must obey. Good boys obey.

#hypnotized guys #hypnotized men #hypnotized dudes #hypnosis #hypnotized #mindless #mindfuck

[daily-crabbys]

Today's crab is: woag

#daily-crabbys #crab #ghost crab #horned ghost crab #this crab is fucking gorgeous dude #literally hypnotizing #i love crabs #if you notice i post a lot of ghost crabs nuh uh #(i have a clear preference)

[revvethasmythh]

noshir: *speaks*

me:

#his voice is hypnotic PLEASE keep speaking my dude I will always be listening #cr spoilers #critical role #candela obscura #candela obscura spoilers #circle of tide and bone

[honeyed-latte]

I can sleep easy knowing Hiccup has canonically kissed Tuffnut

#hiccup haddock #I love the Gays #love is love dude #tuffnut thorston #yes I know Hic was hypnotized but!!!!

[lial-mhnl]

postal 1 guy smiling. idk I just like him smiling (probably ooc)

#art #fanart #postal #postal 1997 #planning to draw p1 x p2 later because my friend mimi hypnotized me :) #postal dude #tumblr fyp

[annikuza]

Riven and Darcy in a nutshell in season 8

#lil bro canNOT catch a break #I don’t ship them just fyi❗️❗️ #I found this interaction hilarious #dude please let me hypnotize you one last time #winx club #winx trix #winx darcy #winx #winx riven

[tariah23]

#no shade to her but 😵‍💫 #is he doing the same for you then- #sounds like a whole shift and most of these dudes out here aren’t really worth going this hard for if I’m being honest- #women stand UP #like I guess she doesn’t mind oh well but sm of these women sound so Proud about it it’s almost as if they’re hypnotized to be their #partners’ servants essentially #again it’s what she wants/doesn’t see it as a big deal but sm bw go above and beyond for the most bottom barrel dudes who’d never do the #same for them it’s so #well it’s whatver its her relationship have fun #rambling #I just saw another post of some girl talking about how if you like a guy you should help him fill out his job applications (do the whole #process and all of the paperwork for him) and I kind of screamed #he’s too grown to have someone else do his paperwork needed for him to get a job #please………. #I can see helping but not doing it for him omg

[heartscrypt]

Jamil for the character bingo?

i got bingo guys haha (guy who is so fucking abnormal about jamil viper)

okay so this is really funny considering i didn't give a shit about jamil the first time i played. well i did but i definitely cared more the second time around. now im like actually insane about him and it's like. nobody gets it. its so fucked up. imagine growing up internalizing that it doesn't matter how skilled you are or how talented you are because to everyone else, your life is secondary to the people you serve. he was told indirectly all his life that because of his status, his wants and needs weren't important, at least not in comparison to kalim's, and to some extent, the safety of his family. he puts so many other people before himself and the thing is. he's not naturally a selfless person like that. he has ambitions and he wants, so strongly, and it's like Killing himself to suppress that urge to take more than he's allowed in order to put kalim first. and he does it over and over again until it almost becomes instinctual to give what he feels Should be his to kalim

i have. a lot of thoughts on jamil and his relationship w death as someone who's supposed to be willing to risk his life for kalims safety (see: jamil acting as kalims poison tester even after falling into a coma after eating poisoned curry) but idk i feel like im getting too rambly already. really filling out that Ten Hour Speech box on the bingo LOL

anyways. mommy/daddy issues are ? because jamil. definitely has some family related issues! its complicated. he wouldn't punch me if i tried to hug him but he definitely wouldn't appreciate it too much. i wouldn't take a bullet for him Or kill anyone who hurts him he can do that shit himself perfectly fine ♥️

#twst #jamie talks #txt post #the public forum #jamil viper #im so normal im normal im normal oh god im normal #also why does it feel like nobody talks about how much of an ego jamil has. its the funniest thing about him #this dude evil-monologued all his dastardly plans to a guy he thought he hypnotized. thats so funny. what is wrong with him #boy i know you lack attention at home but you are being so embarrassing right now. villain 101 Never say your evil plans out loud

[gaycrittercentral]

How about instead of Sam and max defeating hue bliss it was actually a surprise villain known as the music Meister and he takes control of the moon base and broadcasts he’s hypnotic voice  across the entire world?

 And now I have a second question if Sam and max with the kids  went against the music Meister, what would happen?

( link I stole this idea from Batman the brave and the bold by the way )

HDJHDJSGSHD I HADNT HEARD OF HIM….ohhh Batman suddenly breaking into a rich baritone a cappella was not something I expected to hear today but I’m glad I did 😂

Ok let’s see, Sam and Max vs this guy, how would it all go down…well, they’ve got one thing on their side, they can’t be hypnotized. And probably the Maxlings inherited that, so they’re good. The other thing they’ve got going for them is that there’s really not that many people on the moon during 106, so they wouldn’t have to fend off hordes of unwitting civilians—they’d just be up against a chicken, a couple of outdated electronics, the decapitated statue head of Abe Lincoln, a bug, Harry Moleman, Superball, and maybe that shark hanging out in the Blister of Tranquility lmao. So honestly, barring any fun puzzles you’d have to get through to actually confront him, they could probably just beat him up lmaooo. I imagine he’d be a bit offended to have just happened to attract the attention of the six people on earth completely immune to hypnosis hdjdhsjhsdhs

Worst case scenario he manages to knock Sam’s hat off and hypnotize him, but that’s still 4v1 (Junior is definitely napping in his dad’s coat so it’s just Max and the girls) and probably Max would just go after music boy and sic the girls on Sam because he knows that A) even hypnotized, Sam could never hurt their kids and B) the girls are definitely capable of knocking him out by virtue of sheer manic determination alone hdjdjskshjshshs

#I’d feel a little bad for him if he did hypnotize Sam. like oh dear now the children are free to terrorize you my dude #max isn’t gonna stop them he’s gonna cheer them on #of course Sam honestly would too… #sam and max #sam and max freelance police #freelance husbands #the maxlings #asks

[drrandombear]

Listen I’m on the final two parter of season 1 of the Batman (2004) and don’t you dare hurt my boy Bennet don’t you hurt my son, please I will cry.

I know it’s coming but I swear to god

#sorry wait is he being hypnotized into being crazy #that’s- yeah no that’s very cartoon #I do love the Joker in this #motherfucker #Bennett my wonderful son nooooo #YIN yes slay queen! #OH HOMIE HE IS NOT OKAY DONT LEAVE HIM #Yin Batman bonding that you know is going to go downhill #BENNETT NOOOOOOOOO MY SON HOMIE YOU NEED SOME M I L K #Dude go to a DOCTOR #you are turning into GOO #the batman (2004) #Random’s random talks

[hypnoparis]

This boy is completely mindless and obedient. Don’t you want to be like him?

#hypnotized dudes #hypnotized men #hypnotized guys

[jmjkjjk]

Okay fanfiction aside I refuse to believe Crowley needed that 'bit on the side' conversation with Nina to come to the realization that he's in love with Aziraphale. Even though I'm convinced it's not the oh moment, I have no idea what else it could be. And consequently I can't justify the nothing burger of a conversation Nina and Maggie had to have with Crowley before the confession. There is no way after thousands of years of pining, a bottle of wine and two meddling sapphics solved it in a day.

#good omens #i hope no one's mean to me for this #nina and maggie are just.... what is going on my dudes........ #“he's in danger and I'm not leaving him behind” that's your landlord girl go home #“i had brothers making faces won't scare me” that's not a HUMAN BEING LOVE #did you see how possessed nina looked when she said “almost makes you believe in true love” #why are they named the way they are #why can't they be hypnotized? but also we didn’t really see them successfully hypnotize anyone this season #the other person crowley tried it on was gabriel so maybe it doesn't work on angels (if so why did he try?) #I love this season to bits but I'd be lying if i said it doesn't feel like a tree that has most of its major branches cut off at the middle #and no amount of reading other people's think pieces is satisfying me

[childeproof]

oh my goodness ohhh my goodness I fllwed this artist bc they’re autistic abt history ( similar to me, although we’re interested in diff subjects / periods ) and also bc they drew jfk ( i’ve been obsessed with him since I was a wee kid; cried so bad when i learned he was dead ) anyways I fllwed them whatever THEY FLLWED ME BACK?! ON MY SELFSHIP ACCOUNT AND. LIKED MY CLONE HIGH SELFSHIP ART!”

#childeproof #happy black history month indeed.. I am black and I am VERY happy #dude I was so shocked for. I am still shocked now #my clone high yuri has hypnotic abilities *noting* /hj #Srry to admit smth mildly embarrassing abt myself #Me liking jfk has lead to me selfshipping with his clone and also confucius’ clone #Shipping with Joan’s clone is its own thing I LOVE JOAN CLONE HIGH MY CRAZY LADY IDCCC I’m her sole defender and I still think she shld #Date a woman

[beedreamscape]

I love one woman

#yes. aabria #yes im watching candela #she's hypnotizing. my dudes #okay i paused it to say this. bye #cr co #candela obscura

[ebbpettier]

i jammed out 900 words today and i'm FEELING BOLD. might even have an entire chapter that's a reasonable length, for once.

#i think that the secret to making myself write might be #always working on something OTHER than the thing i'm supposed to be working on #cyclically forever #the chapter's just under 1.5k instead of an unreadable 15k this time #i talk a lot about writing for a dude that's never had the guts to publish but i choose to view this as a form of hypnotic self suggestion #wooooo you want to finish something so other people can read it so bad woooooo

[skrumnkle-thetired]

Love how nearly every time Raph is going to hit someone (enemy prob) in the show they're like fuck cause there's no way they're not absolutely fucked

#GO RAPH GO #I remember this one time they're stuck together in a ball right #and Raph God hypnotized so they moved the ball they were stuck in so that it would smack hypno #and he was fuck not again #yes again #love my strong dude #raph rottmnt #rottmnt #Raphael rottmnt #raph tmnt #tmnt