i love that the blueprint people were like “hello matthew would you be ever so kind as to show us around your swanky new pad?” and he was like “come on in. it’s a mess. here’s some photos. my xbox. my guitar. my 7,000 water bottles. my soggy mattress topper. btw all my stuff isn’t here because i ““forgot”” it at jt’s house and whenever i miss him i go home back and pick up one singular sock to take back to my lonely apartment. i didn’t make my bed from my last hibernation.”
Has anyone ever talked ABOUT THE FACT THAT ALEX LITERALLY SAID "Je m'appelle Alex Turner...*smth I don't understand*...avec Miracle Aligner" LIKE A FREAKING PILOT WHO GREETS EVERYONE ON BOARD AND THANKS FOR CHOOSING THEIR AIRLINES
Cornered alone in the SNL studio, Taylor ponders how Courtney-specific 'Stacked Actors' actually is.
"Hmmm," he drawls. "it's probably more of a movement in Hollywood and rock'n'roll but I'm sure there's a little bit of her in there," he grins, winks and all but nudges the tape recorder. "She needn't be too vain, it's not all about her," he says before abandoning all diplomacy pretty unequivocally. "She's fucked. For millions of reasons. And I don't even know her. Oh, I've met her a couple of times and she was rude. She wants to be a star and she is one. At least she got what she wanted. I hope it filled the hole for her. No pun intended." he smiles. "Oh, there's a sentence or two probably dedicated to her. Dave would never fully admit it to you, but I know.” [x]
when i write the narrator i never give him a body or physical form of any sort out of respect. and also a lack of imagination but mostly respect for him and the wonderful way he takes the concept of consciousness and gender and just being in general and makes it incorporeal and turns it on its head. he is a whisper in the dark and the screaming you hear when you fall from the top of the stairs and the voice that you know will always be there no matter what, rambling about choice and determinism and eagerly awaiting your applause and saying to you, "what do you say, friend?". he is an eldritch entity and a thing to be feared and a dear friend and an extradimensional force beyond our comprehension and kind of a god and just another pawn in this game and everywhere and nowhere and always with stanley and so very, very alone. he is best boy and king of comedy and a voice in stanley's head and he is so many things but he is still not a man💙