#i need to clean the bathroom

[ktsphere]

Working up the courage to do chores by lying in bed thinking about the chores that need doing

#its not working very well #i need to clean the bathroom #worst chore

[pixiehouse]

moving every single piece of furniture in my apartment around because i am doing great in the head rn

#about to talk about recovering from my ed so please protect your sanity if reading about that would be bad for you #i feel like i'm finally snapping after about five years of trying my best to minimize how bad my everything is #probably because i've managed to eat consistently this month (a big deal bc every other time i've done this i've intended to give up and #i don't have that intention this time which is so frightening. it felt very safe being under the cloying control of disease frankly and i a #also very terrified that my stomach is just going to straight up explode or refeeding syndrome or what if i give up but #i woke up today and my skin was a normal color with no weird undertone of grey and my fingernails were pink and i felt goodweird about it.) #so now my stupid brain works and it turns out it's overwhelmed by having wasted five years of my life on trying to slowly kill myself #and all the other stuff. the reasons or whatever #meanwhile i have SO MUCH TO DO i don't have time to be recovering from anorexia!!! i have errands to run!!!!!! #i need to go to the dry cleaners and pick up my dress for the wedding i'm going to this weekend #which uhhhhh being seen. cool. cool! #i need to go to my friend who's getting married's apartment and retrieve the makeup i accidentally left there #i need to go grocery shopping #i need to go cleaning supplies shopping #i need to clean the bathroom #i have company coming and need to set up their room #all i seem to be capable of doing is moving my own furniture around #if nothing else i'm great at picking up a table and moving it to a part of my room and going 'no this is disgusting' and moving it again

[zebruh]

augh god chronic fatigue make me so tired I need nap for five years

#vwitty banter #augh oog so tired #i hate havjng chronic fatigue pls i need to clean my house #i need to clean the bathroom #do so much fuckin laundty its unreal #god my room alone needs cleaning so bad #i am running on the last of my fumes and these fumes aint fumes no more #they not even a f #im so fuckin tired and need to clean so bad but im pushing myself past my limits at work #i fuckin need the money tho #just fuck why does everyrhing have to be so fuckin expensive #my grandma keeps trying to pay for my shit and im just. no. dont do that!!!!! #i can do it i promise i can just gimme a week or two

[prettyboykatsuki]

✮ tags ; afab + gn!reader (they are wearing a dress and lace panties however), unprotected sex / no prep (it's not rought), semi public sex, 18+ | ✮ wc ; 1.4k (?) idek

✮ a/n ; happy late birthday barou. this is crazy horny my bad fr.

Barou is an uptight person.

He doesn't think of himself that way, fucking obviously. But he's been told multiple times throughout his life that that's how he seems. From his teammates to his little sisters to every single media outlet desperately hoping he has more interesting gossip than a change in the babywipe brands he uses.

But Barou is a straight-forward, straight-laced sort of man. He tries to not come home late, keeps all of his promises, and always makes sure he reverses his car when he parks. He doesn't believe in the pull-out method. He always makes sure any physical intimacy he has with anyone comes after they've both been tested.

He's got a life on the line and there's nothing wrong with being careful. Barou is stiff sure, but he's respectful and tidy and takes care of everything because that's how he was raised.

Barou is so terribly uptight. It is, by all means, completely out of character for him to fucking you in the stall of a high-end restaurant bathroom.

Despite himself, and his best interests, and his general good character - he has your cheek pressed into the stall of the bathroom door and two hands on your hips. The tip of his cock is resting against the curve of your ass, pretty lace set underneath the skirt of your dress. You're in the bathroom of somewhere so upscale with your pussy soaking wet.

And Barou is hard out of his fucking mind. It's been like this all-day. From the minute his morning started, you've done nothing but spoil him. A spotless house (cleaned in the way he like), plenty of food, a planned visit to his parents house and a quiet birthday dinner to end the night. All packaged neatly in the warmth of your smile, an eagerness to show off your affection.

He doesn't care to know if you were meaning to seduce him but you did. He spent most of the day half-stiff, sneaking touches in the car and keeping himself at bay with lingering glances.

The gift at the dinner table did it. A thoughtful gift, a leather wallet - practical but not expensive. That set him off, ruined the rest of his remaining patience. He's not verbal enough to confess his undying love to you.

He can, however, please you. He's good at that, and this way - both of you come out of it feeling better. He's uptight but he's tipped the wait staff enough to make sure everyone keeps quiet about being in the bathroom.

And he's strict about the certain policies he enforces.

But you look good with that dress on, the soft curves of your neckline and the slight shake in your thighs when you bend over. Damp, dark material soiled over your pussy - all trembling even though he hasn't done more than kiss and grope you.

It's unusual how much he wants to fuck you. It's a little unbelievable how badly he wants it. He rubs the tip against you, lets it dig between the thin lace - feels how soft and sticky you are without him even touching you. He leans forward a little, picks you up your hips and pulls you in such a way you're grinding on it without actually moving.

He forgets he's this much stronger than you. You yield easily enough, an open-mouth moan leaving your lips. Barou feels a spike of heat run through him, sharp as blood rushes towards his cock so quick he's lightheaded.

"Ridiculous," He rasps, almost exasperated at how deep he's thinking about fucking you "What do you get out of being so good to me?"

"Don't want a-anything," He nudges the tip into your clit just to make you stumble "I just want you to have a good time. Did you?"

Of course he did. How could he not? He doesn't reply, tugging the lace of your panties to one side with a laugh that might sound harsh if you aren't listening close enough.

"I had a good time baby. It was fucking great actual," He says, and it's well-intended. His throat is so thick it almost feels sore. He doesn't remember the last time he was this desperate to fuck you - if he's ever felt this antagonized by your kindness. A good, sweet lover you are.

Gentle reprieve for the ever uptight, ever high-strung Barou. A man of action, of course he wants to fuck you about it. The skin to skin makes his grip on your thighs tighten, he can feel his nails digging into the flesh. The indentations must ache but you don't complain. He'll kiss it better later. Eventually.

Silky and dripping , such a perfect place to drill his cock into. Like it was made for him to be in. Carve a spot for himself out of you with the heavy steel of his shaft. You're so fucking perfect for him. His perfect, sweet angel.

You deserve to be fucked with this much effort at least. Barou wants to stretch you, so he does. He pushes the tip in slowly, reaches his hands out of your tits and squeezes hard. He licks up the side of your neck, kissing your jaw.

"Relax," He offers, as tender as he can be right now "Unless you wanna be sore on the way home."

How ironic he's telling you to relax. If he doesn't pour every ounce of his concentration into stilling - he'd fuck himself into without thinking twice. Fill you the brim, brush your womb and stay there until it remembers who he is. He wants it so bad it almost makes him sick, but he's being stingy enough skipping on more foreplay.

A man of good character doesn't fuck his lover in a shitty bathroom stall. But maybe Barou is learning to relax, because all he can think about is how the acoustics in this tight space do you no favors. He can hears just how soaked you are, can hear every short pant of need - ragged from desire in the walls. How it cumulates in the air until it's too hard to breathe.

You do relax, and Barou rocks his hips slow. You cry out. He laughs, just a little. The adrenaline never stops being addicting.

"Ya like that? Like how that fucking feels? How my," Deeper, another inch pushed into the heat of you "How my cock feels all the way in here?" He presses his palm into the place underneath your tummy.

"Ungh, uh-huh, yes."

He drops his head on your back and shudders. He's going to lose his fucking mind if he isn't more careful. Deeper and harder and faster, you move in tandem until he bottoms out. Barou can feel your ass and hips on his waist and how much they're fucking trembling. He hasn't even fucked you yet, hasn't moved an inch and you're shaking.

It's so cute he could cum right away. How adorable. You're so bubbly and bright and don't think twice about talking back to him when he's being fussy - but you can't keep it together long enough to hold yourself up over his cock. He doesn't know if he could love you anymore.

"Gonna move." He tells, and you nod. Barou starts shallow so you can adjust, but when there's no longer any resistance - he doesn't hesitate in giving it all to you. Every inch of his cock, over and over with an unruly amount of want.

Barou fucks into you hard enough to set motion. It's noisy. The sound of skin hitting skin, of your pussy being stretched over and over - his belt clacking from where it's tucked underneath his cock to give him room. Over all of that is the sound of your voice echoing, soft little whimpers that turn into full-blown cries as he fucks you deeper and deeper - knocking himself into your g-spot so much it's cruel.

He can feel your insides spasm around him before you have a chance to warn him. Tremors in short waves until your hand shoots up to the door - grabbing for something that's not there.

"Shoei," You warn, pitchy and desperate and hot "I'm g-gonna,"

"Cum on my fucking cock," He spits. He needs it more than you do "I'll let you make a mess this time."

Barou watches you fold beneath him. Your form collapses forward and he has to wrap an arm around your waist to keep you up. Your walls tighten and convulse around, milking him for all he's worth. He pushes himself to the hilt before following after you, cumming deep inside with a short groan as he presses a kiss t your shoulder.

"Happy Birthday, Shoei." You mumble, turning your head to look at him with your face all messy. He chuckles.

"Yeah, happy birthday to me."

#barou x reader #bllk x reader #barou smut #bllk smut #writing tag #OKAY. I NEED TO GO CLEAN THE BATHROOM NOW LMAO #SEE U ALL DAY AFTER TMMRW

[keymintt]

dyed my hair blue again

#by dyed i mean my roommate dyed it in our kitchen while we were blasting 2000s pop god bless #i did rinse it out myself though! that was an ordeal #if you ever think of me as someone dignified and cool: don't. i was on all fours with my head under the bathtub faucet for 20 minutes #bc i forgot that the shower nozzle detaches and can turn into a sprayer............. also cleaned the bathroom floor while i was at it... #i consider myself someone who has blue hair often but the last time i dyed it was like. july?? fucked up how time passes #i don't think this needs to be said but i have pronouns regardless of if my hair is blue. could you imagine how funny that would be though #with how i dress i don't think i need to blue hair for ppl to guess i have something going on #no i won't shut up

[galaxywarp]

Small tip that has been helping me SO much with this cleanup: get a decent sized box and designate it for “stuff that is going to eventually go somewhere else”

I frequently get overwhelmed looking at the pile of stuff in front of me. Breaking it down into gradually smaller and smaller piles is the only way I stop myself from just shuffling the same clutter around in circles trying to decide where to put it.

So when im focused on just one area, i get a box that is literally just for “other stuff”. Add that in with a basket for dirty clothes and some trash bags, and now the process is much more straightforward:

Pick up an item. Is it trash, dirty clothes, or something else? Now I only have 3 choices. Put it in one of those. Move on to the next item. Repeat.

Then once the laundry is in the washer and the trash is all bagged, now I can look at the box of stuff and break it down even more. Okay, this is a charger. Let’s put all wires and chargers over here. This goes in the bathroom. Here’s my bathroom pile. Etc.

And if im tired for the day, i can put my box of “other stuff” to the side and start again tomorrow. But all of the stuff is now out of my way and i can see my floor again.

#I had to force myself to stick to this system cuz I noticed myself just. keep picking stuff up and putting it back down somewhere else #like Oh well this needs to go in the bathroom but first I need to clean the bathroom #no. box it. leave it for later. just put it in the box #it sat on your floor for six months. you’ll be fine if it’s in a box for two days

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

whyyyyy are dog people so obsessed with their pet taking a shit...

#im. Confused. bc seriously why! what is it! #we have had this dog for One Full Day and the amount of times #that my stepdad has felt the need to regale me with her using the bathroom on a walk #is. well frankly its Insufferable and i Want It To Stop #like respectfully! affectionately! I Do Not Care! Hush! Cease! Good For Her! None Of My Business! #i am learning so quickly that im solidly a cat person #i do not enjoy having a Wet Beast! dogs are fine when they're not in my house! #me and my cats are like... living in my room now #i almost said Our room. well. that wouldnt be wrong at this point #absolutely unprompted #i can live with snakes i can live with lizards i can live with birds #but dogs? theyre just so much... too much... #sensory nightmares! big and loud and smelly and slobbery and their fur feels weird and theyre so Pushy- #i could handle it if it was a uh... a Sensible dog! #but this is a golden retriever mixed with a samoyed i believe! #that is not a sensible dog thats a 'i will force myself into your personal space' dog #sorry. sorry. im just not very happy with this development lmao #but its not my house not my decision and my stepdad needed an affectionate furry friend #he's happy! good! i can keep my mouth shut about my deep displeasure! #cats are so neat and clean and just sweet little packages of delight... i need to be in a room full of kittens STAT

[crimeronan]

i reorganized and cleaned the entire bathroom top-to-bottom including under the sink & my hypomania brain is super down to take out the trash from that and then go reorganize n clean our other shower. however instead of doing that i am laying in bed typing this text post because as i finished scrubbing the bathtub, my body decided it had hit a HARD stop and that we will NOT be using our muscles for anything else for a while. currently cannot even move enough to get the painkillers on the other side of the room much less figure out, like..... dinner. the one drawback of hypomania is that i cease to notice physical fatigue. i anticipate that tomorrow might be Difficult.

however.

MY BATHROOM IS SO CLEAN :DDD

#if only the other bathroom didnt also desperately need cleaning. were that the case i could simply rest on my laurels #autoimmune tag #bipolar blogging #recovery tag #every room i reorganize and deep clean top to bottom is another room that takes less work to maintain in the future. #every room i Don't do this in is. languishing.

[simplepotatofarmer]

youngest has been going around putting stickers on our crappy light switches to 'decorate up the place'.....

#loyal talks about stuff and things #yeah i mean #i REALLY need to repaint the bathroom walls like it's SO SCUFFED #cleaning it does nothing and i hate it ;__;

[transvampireboyfriend]

i do want to be a homeowner. however, i don't know if I'll ever live on my own bc it takes an army to maintain a house

#at least an army of me #a legion of chronically/mentally ill guys #i cleaned the bathroom and did our windows today and i am destroyed #i am exhausted #oh i vaccuumed too #but still there's dishes to put away and the microwave and the stove need cleaning it never ends #microblogging #.

[s0fter-sin]

because i need to hear it

needing accomodations for “little things” isn’t laziness

if it helps you, you don’t need to justify it

#if you need three bins to keep your room clean have three bins #if you need a bag to take out all your cups and plates get one that matches your aesthetic #have charger cables and lights on both sides of your bed #put multiple toothbrushes and soap in different parts of your bathroom #sick of trying to explain shit to people that just fundamentally dont understand #and answer with well just start doing it #i dont care if you can do it #its not for you #it doesnt impact you #so just take my damn word for it that its helpful and get over it #coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine.txt #spoonie #pots #autism #neurodivergent #mental health

[aliengirl]

What's the point on living on a tropical country if its gonne be 5 °C

#dont get me wrong i love being cozy in the winter is just that im annoyed todau cuz i needed to clean the bathroom #the water was cold

[god-u]

aries leading the jordan li star sign poll now.. we’re doomed i fear

#i’m going to clean the bathroom and shower cause i still haven’t eaten and at this point my first meal of the day will be after 3pm again #x #💌 #linking cause i need REAL astrology hoes to vote like dpmo abeg.. #jordan li #gen v #they are not a gemini i can tell you that much!!

[tj-crochets]

Hey y'all, weird question time! Asthma related this time: Can the smell of mildew/damp/whatever that is be an asthma trigger? A pipe broke in my house earlier this week, and it is fixed but now anytime I go near the room it was in it's triggering an asthma attack, and the door to that room is like right next to the kitchen so that's a fairly large problem. We set up an air purifier and a dehumidifier in the room, but is there anything else we should be doing? how do you get rid of mildew?

#the person behind the yarn #I come from SoCal: land of less than 10 percent humidity #things just dry themselves out there #you don't have to like...deliberately try to dry things? #if you want to dry things out faster you can just open the windows #I mean why would you open the windows when it's like 110s #but the point is: you can! here in the land of humidity that does not dry things out at all #the pipe was in the wall shared between my dad's room and his bathroom #and they cut a hole in the wall to fix it and then screwed the rectangle of drywall back in place #should we like...unscrew that? #does it need to be cleaned? #I'm really hoping I am one of today's lucky 10000 and that this is a simple fix that I just didn't know about

[crimeronan]

cleaned the whole kitchen and one of the bedrooms, washed all the dishes in the house, scooped the cat box, fed the kitty, took out like 12 combined bags of trash n recycling, ran two errands, and showered. i am now feeling nauseous from overexertion but can safely crawl into bed to flare for three days without the house being chaos. yay

#i've been at this for like 7 straight hours. minus a few breaks #because a scheduled period flare is impending and like. i need the house to be functional #theres a ton of laundry that needs doing and bathrooms to clean and such #but clean kitchen means place to prepare food. clean dishes mean ability to eat food. etc. #i do feel Very Ill tho. i drank water and will eat a bit and then go to bed. #autoimmune tag

[septimus-heap]

Recently I've been daydreaming about deep cleaning the bathroom. Am I going insane

#sep talks #IT'S SO DIRTY THO.. #our house is just full of mould for some reason #my room especially but also the bathroom #it's so dirty........... #like I literally want to go in with a toothbrush and scrub between all the tiles I want it to be CLEAN #unfortunately I'd need like 2 consecutive business days alone minimum and my parents will not leave me alone that long. Sadly