#i will definitely show him that list

[pettydollie]

”why me?”

matt asks one random night as you sit in his bed while he strokes your hair. your back is leaned against his chest, so neither of your faces is visible.

you furrow your eyebrows. “what do you mean?” you ask, fiddling with a necklace he bought you. he shrugged like it was obvious.

“why did you choose me instead of.. i don’t know, chris?” he hesitantly asks. in this moment, he was relieved that you couldn’t see his face.

you grin slightly and grab his free hand to intertwine your fingers with his. “because i like you, not him, silly.” he nods slowly at this, but that wasn’t the answer he was looking for.

“well i know that, i just mean, what do you like about me that chris doesn’t have?”

you finally quirk your head to look up at him. you stare at him for a few moments before giving him a small kiss. when you pull back, you sigh. “do you really want to know?”

he chuckles and nods. “yeah.”

you scramble to the other side of the bed where your phone is. you snatch it up and unlock it. “i have a list.” you told him, trying to find it piled up in your notes app.

“you have a list?” he giggles. of course you would have a list. you nod your head and smile once you finally found it.

“here we gooo. now get comfy, there’s 134 points.”

#she’s so me #i have 200+ reasons why i would be a great gf #it’s half joke half realness #if i ever find someone worth my time #i will definitely show him that list #matt sturniolo #matt sturniolo x reader #𝓶𝓪𝓽𝓽 𝓼𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓷𝓲𝓸𝓵𝓸

[pasta-pardner]

When Mortimer learns Manco is a fellow bounty killer...

He smiles softly, hinting that he's already considering asking Manco to become his partner.

Manco, on the other hand...

...comes to the same realization with a sour grimace. He enters full blown this-town-ain't-big-enough-for-the-two-of-us mode.

Manco repeatedly tries to instigate a fight as he attempts to kick Mortimer out of town. He steps on Mortimer's boots, punches him in the face, and-- of course-- shoots his hat.

Despite Manco's repeated attempts to provoke him, Mortimer never escalates the confrontation. He only reciprocates gestures that Manco introduces. When Manco steps on Mortimer's boots, Mortimer reciprocates. When Manco shoots Mortimer's hat a comical number of times, Mortimer reciprocates. Mortimer doesn't punch back, and he doesn't take the opportunity to injure (or kill) Manco-- even when Manco is at a range disadvantage.

This is noteworthy, because earlier in the film, Mortimer remarks:

"Why should a man walk around with a pistol and then let himself be insulted?"

Mortimer goes through most of his encounter with Manco wearing a calm, curious expression. Manco, meanwhile, seems enraged by Mortimer's very existence.

Why is Mortimer so unperturbed by Manco's antagonistic behavior?

Well! Though Manco clearly views this interaction as a skirmish against a rival... Mortimer views it as an opportunity to court a potential partner.

His smile from the earlier scene indicates that he wants to work with Manco. That's why Mortimer reciprocates actions instead of escalating them.

Mortimer's goal was never to "beat" Manco in their quasi-duel; it was to convince Manco that he was worthy of an equal partnership.

I believe that Mortimer began the night already fully intending to invite Manco up to his hotel room for the partnership proposal.

He just needed to shoot a hat to make it happen.

#for a few dollars more (1965) #for a few dollars more #mantimer #mancomer #dollars trilogy #im back at it again with another super surface level meta analysis ! #im trying to get back into the swing of writing analyses again #and ''mortimer wanted to befriend manco; not beat him'' is a fairly simple thesis to argue. #his motivations behind wanting the partnership are comparatively more open to interpretation #like... did mortimer want manco as his partner.. #...because manco was far more impressive than previous partnership options? #...because mortimer spent years pursuing revenge by himself and he got lonely? #...because indio his band really are too powerful to take on alone? #(personally i think mortimer wanted to fuck tmwnn in addition to all the previously listed motivations but shhh) #mortimer's deeper motivations for initiating the partnership are ambiguous. but regardless.. he DEFINITELY wanted it. #and i think their confrontation scene shows that mortimer didnt want to risk offending manco too harshly #but he also didnt wanna risk being seen as inferior. #hence: the compromise of reciprocating but not escalating #anyways im love them #tmwnn #manco #douglas mortimer #clint eastwood #lee van cleef #westerns #🍝 #🤠 #pardner posts

[thyandrawrites]

Ness... My man... I don't even like you, but please get better standards. That man treats you like garbage. Have some self respect

#At this point you can't convince me that ness isn't into degradation bc otherwise i don't see how he can stand him #Blue lock #If I was neutral towards kaiser he's definitely going up on my shit list lmao #Would it kill him to show some basic human respect? #Cancel me now but I don't get what the fuss is about #He's popular but he's more cringefail than ness in my heart #He can't even get a normal haircut

[bluesadansey]

agents of shield s7 really was a shockingly good conclusion to something I like… like on it’s own it’s a good season but I don’t really realize how highly I think of it overall (it’s not agents of shield s4 who’s praises I’ll sing any day of the week) until I think about how many concluding seasons or books of shows or series I love could have been better if they were more like it in a variety of ways…

#s speaks #currently inspired by me venting about my wishes for a raven king where Blue’s mirror powers were treated more like May’s empath powers #(which is funny since apparently Maggie’s og draft gave Blue literal empath powers although mirror is still in that vain to an extent) #and her having feelings and anger and resentment once LMD Coulson comes into the picture but she doesn’t see him as her Coulson #but also the way he can be a neutral space for her while she’s navigating the powers is comforting #I would have Lurved an arc like that for Blue/Bluesey #and the questioning if he’s real or not thread for Coulson himself and everyone around him and their relationships #which is helped by the existence of s6 which wasn’t the best aos season (although even though it had messy parts I liked how focused on May #it was and that Ming got to shine a lot. I could have done with less fs and far less Deke but that’s-) #but if that season didn’t exist at all s7 wouldn’t have landed because we needed to see those chars Without Coulson. If they had just #skipped to Daisy slamming the button and that’s that then he’s off on his road trip and that’s that— #but outside of trcbrainrot magicians could have used that season as a model so could legacies so could a lot of different genre things w #unsatisfying endings #sometimes I will have to do a list of my favorite conclusions to things since there’s definitely less that I wholly am a fan of and more I’ #so so on or dislike. #in terms of tv shows would say community agents of shield and person of interest are the main ones that really hold up to me and are great #endings to shows I cared about #for books: CP2 TKM and others I can’t think of rn

[brenbrennn]

ᴏɴᴇ ʟᴀꜱᴛ ɢᴏᴏᴅʙʏᴇ - ɪᴀɴ ɢʀɪᴍᴍ

Paring: Ian Grimm x Reader (Art director of Mythic Quest) Authors Note: -> Soooo.... hi! As you can see , I may have died again. Some things didnt go as planned which is why I couldn't do the winter prompts. I’m holding out for next year to actually do them , since the idea seemed vv fun. Speaking of next year , I wanna try experimenting with writing for more fandoms - also I want to get a better schedule with writing. While in my down time , I decided to binge watch Mythic quest and that's how this was created. I hope you all enjoy , and I'm planning to post another request I got as a new years treat. It involves Critical Role (￢‿￢ ) Summary: You would never deny that Mythic Quest helped you a lot. Never forgetting your good time friend Ian asking you to head the Art team. But now , it all felt incorrect. As if there was more for you in the vast world of video games. After you got a job offer in New York for someone whos looking for a Creative Director , your gonna have to break it to your now situation-ship Ian Grimm. Content Warning: In general , just arguing but also not really? Feeling empty/unwanted with your current position. Ian being sad which you know will get some tears flowing. Other than that I think that's all , as always let me know if I should add anymore. Time for the teary eyed angst my friends!!                     ︵‿︵‿୨♡୧‿︵‿︵ ︵‿︵‿୨♡୧‿︵‿︵ You were somewhat done packing. Shoving your bags with the leftover stuff at Ian’s compound. Holy shit this was a lot. You would have never expected in a million years to be leaving this all behind. It didn’t help with the emotions flooding through you during the process. As if you were betraying the family you had stuck with for so long. But you didnt know if you could stay with Mythic Quest any much longer. You wanted to embrace your potential and this was the only way. It was a huge mix of feelings , regret and hope being two of them You had hope in them , and now you just had to have hope in yourself. Right when you finished putting all your lasting items away , the front door opened. It was Ian , your circumstances coming to full front realizing this was also his house. He stood in the door way , stopped in his tracks. Everything around you got ice like cold. From looking down into your suit case , you couldn't help but look up at him. He genuinely had the face of being paused in time. More so shocked than mad. You had shame written all over your features , immediately looking back down to your half-open bag.

Stopped in his tracks , his eyes darted around the place. The things you had set up before now gone. Your “pizzaz” seemed to have been stripped from the walls. His eyes felt like they were burning a crater in the back of your head. Finally after this gut churning silence he said something.

“What… what are you doing?” He spoke , almost above a mutter. You could tell his tone was a little shaken but of course that couldn’t be crystal clear. “I’m packing since my flight leaves pretty soon.” You mumbled. “Flight? Why didn’t you tell me this sooner? What the fuck?” He questioned you. His burning temper slowly rising in him.

“Look , hold your horses! You know how I mentioned someone getting in touch with me?” You said trying to calm this situation down. Right now you were up from the floor , your possessions now packed and ready. You couldn’t dare to look him in the eyes. While you were thinking , Ian could recall a conversation you both had over breakfast. You didn’t really mention who exactly  , but you went on about how excited you were with what the mystery person had proposed to you over e-mail.

“Yes… how does that literally play with you up and running off?!” He almost wheezed. In his state of mind everything was just firing off on cylinders. The argument with Poppy and now this? How fucking more could his day get worse. He was so tired , and now this was hitting him so soon.

“It plays a big part actually.” You murmured. Ian almost glared at you , but he was only so confused. His silence in return lead you to ramble on. You explained that a gaming company up in New York was looking for a Creative Director. They had saw your work on Mythic Quest and other projects in the past and were firm in you being a great Creative Director for them.

“Thats great and all but… why? I mean after so long , you promised to stay.” He groaned. You could clearly feel the pain in his words. Each one piercing your heart more and more. “Thats why I was hesitant at first. I loved Mythic quest since the day you wanted to create it. But I can’t keep waiting around to finally be taken seriously.”

“What do you even fucking mean?! I take you seriously, everyone does.” Ian pleaded. “Oh really? You know how many times you have dragged the art team to handle your personal problems. Like the whole shirt debacle you and Poppy had?” You ranted to him. “Don’t forget the times you’ve needed me to create shit on a dime!”

Ian just stared at you blankly , not finding any words to say. “You don’t get it , if I take this so much could change for me!” Your words were desperate, not wanting to leave this relationship sour. “I would have control over a lot of things , I could finally say what I want to do creatively..”

Over and over you listed reason after reason. “It’s not like I could go back and change it all anyways.” You mumbled just a little. “Excuse me?” Ian said in response , sounding immensely offended. “Well I did accept the position and I did give in my resignation to David.” You explained. “Why didn’t you tell me!” He almost shrieked again.

“BECAUSE I DIDN'T THINK YOU’D CARE!” You yelled back. Ian really was looking like a sad puppy , this was all so sudden. You really didn’t want to start yelling but there it was. “I didn’t really think that you would give two flying fucks.  Most of the time you seem fine without me so I didn’t really expect it to make a difference , much less a huge one.” You coldly remarked.

Ian still looked at you blankly before choking up just a little. “Fine , I can’t stop you now.” His tone was almost as if you were walking on ice. His words cracking , his vulnerability being forced behind closed doors. “Look , I’m never not gonna be grateful about what I got to do with Mythic quest.” You tried to patch the derailed conversation up.

“This game will always be the game that helped my career tremendously. Everyone will always be like a family , or nice close-knit group of weird strangers.” Trying to chuckle through the bleakness right about now. “But I have a bad feeling staying here any longer won’t turn out well. So I’m making my exit now.” You finished off.

“Please , let me try more. I never meant to make you feel so empty.” Ian was right about to begging. He felt so pathetic , he didn’t want to lose you at all. This was right out of his worst nightmares. Surprisingly has those , thought not so surprisingly in the end.

“You’ve tried enough already and what’s done is done. I’ll never regret anything I did with you or this company. Don’t ever fucking think I hate you.” You looked him right in his eyes. He looked so tired , never expecting to come back home to this news. He did a nod back to you in response , making sure not to show any tears. Walking over to the front door , you looked up more at him.

You took in his face for the last time. Using your other free hand to cup a side of his cheek. He’d let it happen , immediately sinking into your somewhat comfort. “This is in no way to raise your ego but… I believe in you Ian. I have for a good eight years. I know you guys have this without me.”

The guilt in his voice was clear now as he replied. “Does this mean your gonna say ‘fuck you’ to everything?” You couldn't help but snicker a little. “No of course not! I’ll always be a text or call away. I could never give this all up completely. This has became apart of me I’d never let it go.”

He chuckled , his laughter feeling bitter. With one more kiss of your palm you heard the honk of your lift outside. Taking a breath in , you brought him into a hug. More like a side hug but hey it worked. “Make sure you tell everyone I bid them my farewells.”  Ian nodded and you both parted from the hug. “God it sounds like your dying.” This made you both share one final laugh. “Take this as my almost figurative death from this game. Hey , maybe do a fake funeral for me leaving.” You brought up.

He did a little bitter sweet smirk. “I could probably get that rolling.” He was holding on to strings. He wanted to show his love for you. Embracing you in a full hug , kissing your face all over. But he was helpless , biting his time for too long. Another honk came from the car waiting.

You sighed , getting your stuff in hand ready to leave finally. “Oh don’t forget to tell Poppy I said goodbye , as well as good luck.” Ian nodded , “You should probably head out before they ditch you. You sighed once more , heavier for a more comedic effect. “Yeah your right..  well then this is goodbye.”  Again , one last final look was shared between you two. Following that you closed the door behind you as you headed to the car waiting. Ian couldn’t help as soon as you left to burst into tears. He felt this pit growing inside him. What were these big emotions? He hated them , god this all sucked.

Words of shame rang through his head , he had lost you. After so long he had finally lost you. He had fucked this all up so hard. He felt hopelessly guilty about the situation. He wanted to try and fix it but like you said to him , he couldn’t at all. Which is what pained him more.

Your brain cleared out once your driver started moving along. Sitting in the backseat , your thoughts felt like white noise. Ringing and ringing constantly. It was all so overwhelming, it just encouraged the floodgates to burst right open.

It made you feel small , but enough was enough. Changes had to be made and you were proud of yourself somewhat. You didn’t really know what tomorrow would end up being like. But now you had to be hopeful for tomorrow. There was no going back. It was now or never , you were happy with just that.

Grounding yourself to reality in the backseat of this randos car , the tears stopped flowing. You had to keep your head up , you can’t sink into the deep depths of sadness now. Which led you to be a weird kind of excited. Everything felt really heavy , but you could feel it was all gonna be lifted right off from you soon enough.

Finally you were gonna be able to breath once more.

#ian grimm #mythic quest #mythic quest x reader #mythic quest fanfic #mythic quest imagine #ian grimm x reader #ian grimm imagine #he may be a man child but i will smack him with all my love #Episode eight really gave me a lot of ideas #I will be most definitely adding Mythic Quest to my fandoms list #This show needs more love in the insert reader department #reader insert #x reader #flood my inbox!! #flood my comments!! #love yall ^^

[pizzaqueen]

My list of movies I think Steve would like is basically just like movies that are similar to Animal House* and also some sports movies. And maybe some Tom Cruise and the odd John Hughes/typical teen movie I guess

*he doesn’t hesitate to say it when Keith asks for his top 3 movies so I’m assuming it really is his fave??

#though tbf my Eddie list is just like horror and/or fantasy and a couple of weird comedies 🤣 #honestly though my media headcanons for Steve are more like he’s one of those people who doesn’t care much? #like he’ll enjoy movies or music or shows but not that passionately #which is a concept I don’t understand but I know a lot of people like that haha #but I feel like that’s an unpopular opinion for Steve #but then I think I have a lot of unpopular opinions about him 🤣 #and probably also Eddie lol #misc #shut up queenie #this is why I don’t post my thoughts on stuff because they’re all. so. boring #anyway I guess some movies are like field of dreams and the bad news bears and Hoosiers and idk… a bunch of those sex comedies i don’t like #Rocky maybe? definitely top gun #idk this is so boring lol

[chrisodonline]

Just doing a welfare check. How’s everyone doing?

Still coping?

I am trying to make myself clean the stuff I gotta clean even though I want to 1. write a long business-y post about the decision which may or may not come off as positive, depending on how you look at it and 2.write that “From the Desk” fic I have notes for, even if it’s not the best. Both just for old time’s sake and not because I think people are super interested.

So we’ll see if I finish enough in time to get to do that this weekend.

#i am probably more happy than most that cod does not really use social media #i know people have their own thoughts on that but really #it's not for everyone and he's been dealing with putting stuff out there in public since he was very young #and having some people take advantage of that #so #i'm sure there are some associations there #ANWAY #when he says something i'll probably fully cry #and pebble beach is coming up #and i just feel bad that he'll be there and probably getting asked a lot about it #while playing for a network that just ended his show #it was definitely odd they took forever to list him #when i saw season (now series) production ended in feb i wondered if they needed him on the show more #since the ep is going to be closer to the end than when he's normally out #so who knows what made things more tentative on that front even though he said he wanted to do it a couple months ago

[solomonssock]

Made my mc and I as sheep!! Ty @gracedcoup for this awesome picrew. If you want to make one, you can here!!

#poll results came in today and were just what i expected #in retaliation to the norm my MC pursues Mo #solomonssock speaks #i am going to dump about my thoughts bc seeing everyones cute MCs made me make my own #i still havent figured out her name but i thought it would be funny if we had the same first name and similar last names so that #when the summons were accepted we both showed up and were like LOL #listen //spoiler for season 1// i am not trying to get choked out by Belphegor but will jump in to try and stop him #she has all magical prowess and i have none but hey my background makes me pretty good for political and diplomatic work #aaa my mc is so cool tho i adore her and she is someone im always handing the aux to #her solomon and i can make an anti anti league to all other leagues #its a support group really #tier list of worst cooks goes solomon me then mammon but she is a great cook #i havent figured out their dynamics with everyone but she definitely has heart eyes for Mo and probably really close with Solomon and Satan #which is funny because then their initials spell out ASS LMAOOOO #im all into doing student council work since i kind of do it rn but she wouldnt love it and would probabky blow it off if she could #but she wouldnt bc theres no way in hell she'll let lucifer nag her she thinks its aggravating #i am sure no one is reading this but if you are i hope you're having a great day and remember to look up at the sky every once in a while #it'll remind you not to be too hard on yourself and not to take it all too seriously #ok back to writing

[healingheartdogs]

What is it about Banana that makes random people ask us if he's a basenji and then look like they don't believe us when we say he's not? Yes, ma'am, we've heard of basenjis before. No, ma'am, he is not one. He's mostly pit and chow, I promise you he is not a basenji and he does not look like a basenji.

#selene apparently got stopped while walking him earlier for some lady to ask her that #which is far from the first time that has happened #the amount of people ive had to tell that no he is not a basenji and in fact we've breed tested him so i am 100% certain about that #one lady told NOT ASKED but TOLD us at a outdoor market that he was clearly a 'malamar like those police dogs' #and then argued with me when i said he was definitely not a malinois but a mutt #people who know a few less common breeds seem to believe us the least when we say our dog is NOT an uncommon breed but just a shelter mutt #like i guarantee you that there are not purebred basenjis showing up in a NC county kill shelter for $10 adoption fees #funnily enough the shelter had him listed as a GSD puppy which... he also looks nothing like #but he DOES have a small amount of GSD in his mix #and of course our dog who is actually a recognizable kind of uncommon pure breed always gets called a doodle lol #and when i say 'no hes a german wirehaired pointer' i get that same 'i don't believe you' look #one guy at the dog park once was like 'oh is that the designer breed name or did you make that up?' #the conclusion is that average people have no ducking clue what dog breeds actually look like or what makes them recognizable #which is fine and im not gonna judge for it but like... please stop trying to correct me about my own pets #i promise i know more about them than some random stranger who just saw them for the first time

[crystalbeastsquidney]

Accidentally took a depression nap earlier and one of my dreams was lucid. Kinda did the same shit as last time where I defaulted to “I’m gonna try to make a man I daydream about show up”-mode, only with Yumehoshi this go around. I was walking down this large empty, off-white hallway when I realized I was dreaming, and prompted my mind to have him show up by casually calling his name as if searching for him.

As I went onward, the hallway opened into a similarly empty and plain space. Kind of like an unused church basement or dining hall—just a basic, rectangular box of a room with a higher than normal ceiling and zero furniture or eye-catching architecture. There might’ve also been a few sets of double doors scattered around the perimeter, windowless, and with crash bars instead of handles.

He was there, standing off to one side farthest from where I’d come in—about 20-30 feet away—but I couldn’t focus on him, he was just… blurry. Nothing else was though, the rest of the room, and the wall he stood beside were clear as day. He was like a still image hit with a gaussian blur. I know it was him, the haze wasn’t that severe, but it felt strange just how featureless and unfocused my mind had made him.

I didn’t get to be there long as the lucidity of it all petered out soon after like it usually does. Except instead of the usual “feels like i’m opening my eyes irl, thus accidentally waking myself up” vibe, it was more like a white static was slowly overtaking my vision as we looked at each other. (Could’ve still been the former but *shrugs*). I don’t think he moved the entire short time I was there, just standing unassuming facing me until I woke up or maybe pivoted to other dreams.

#i also fell asleep listing to clair de lune with rain and thunder sounds if that’s anything to go off of #not the first time yumehoshi’s show up in one of my dreams but definitely the weirder of the bunch #though he’s never really looked right. i can only image bc he doesn’t have a realistic face for my brain to give him #y’know like that thing where supposedly we can only dream up faces we’ve seen before #yumehoshi #lucid dreaming #my post

[todayisafridaynight]

OH about the finale at the shrine, this completely slipped my notice when we were talking about it, but Ichi says he's "reporting" Jo's verdict to both Arakawa and Masato. It's just not translated that way.

Not too big of a difference (well, it is to me, but I'm insane), but if it was highlighting anything, I'd guess it's probably Masato's change of heart. It would've been fair for Ichi to assume Masato wouldn't care and only "report" to Arakawa, but in the context of Ichi doing his damnedest to show Masato they all love him, it works in terms of, "Maybe I made him reconsider, and maybe now he would care."

Also... I'm looking at it in a "measured" way, since the chapter trophies are always just standard "Nth Chapter Cleared" messages that the localization team just spices up for us, but there's something I find really poignant about the Chapter 13 trophy being worded as "Fate of Our Fathers." The pluralization of both the noun and pronoun. Realizations that come too late.

Of course, Masato definitely didn't "know" and had no real reason to suspect it, but the Arakawas have this bizarre subconscious almost-psychic link. So even if he doesn't really think so, there's this sense that Ichi "might as well" be Arakawa's "real" son because they're so much more alike. And maaaybe he felt that way about Jo and himself at one point, because (as we've discussed) there has to be a reason Jo was Masato's "favorite."

[Follow up to this ask]

#snap chats #yeah i have no real notes sorry LMAO LIKE THIS IS GOOD ON ITS OWN YK. every base is covered #LIKE nothing i could say could really enhance anything or add much. god im so bad at words i should drop dead right now #i can reaffirm that masato definitely sees ichi as arakawass 'real' son if his whole 'you remind me of dad' bit is anything to go off of #thats a weird line/sentiment now aint it #masato didnt consider him and ichi as family and ergo he's angry at how similar ichi and arakawa are #i guess that's more of a deep-dive into that hypothetical masato essay ill probably never get to- why masato hates arakawa like he does #about 'fate of /our/ /fathers/' tho thats def an interesting point no matter how you slice it #'our fathers' could refer to arakawa and sawashiro and ichi and masato respectively #i.e. masumi- ichi's bio father and sawashiro- masato's bio father- and what happens to them by the end of the game yk #there's an alt way to see if as both arakawa and sawashiro as both ichi and masato's fathers #though im gonna chewing my cheek on that one. sure we've compared sawashiro to an abusive stepparent #idk... i think it's just cause ichi shows up well into his teens that it doesnt register in my brain that sawashiro could be a father figur #but thats MY personal dumb ass rambling im just here to vaguely try to interpret the title in multiple ways to cover everything #moving on tho... the use of 'our' prevents 'fathers' referring to only one of them . so. Aforementioned Possibilities have been listed #making it sound like i have anything else to say I DONT I ALREADY SAID EVERYTHING dummy. putting myself in the dunce corner #on that note. hopefully it finally got through to masato how much people loved him before he got ganked #i mean for sure it did but yk. still mad about y7 ending im gonna kill someone In Minecraft #'i have nothing else to say' LIAR YOU ARE A LIAR !!!!! THE FUCK ARE THESE TAGS STUPID ASS #anyway im going back to my google doc. im almost done with another cringe fic. sorry #BYE

[villanevehaus]

I love it it feels so much like elf 😭😭 my favorite part was when ken was like “I think I’ll stay over tonight” and Barbie’s like “why? 😄” I love that it’s camp and colorful and theatrical not dull and realistic like every other live action ever. I am strangely not really against will Farrell being in it and that is said with no knowledge of him as an individual beyond the limited exposure I have of his career so if he’s a dick I take that back

YEA!! it looks like its going to be very visually fun. also i have literally no idea about farrell as a guy but i think i was accidentally scarred and given a bias against him when i watched him smear his ballsack across a drumkit in stepbrothers. im pretty sure this was the first movie i ever saw him in </3

#so every time he shows up im like WAUGH!!!!! (neg) #before my brain recalibrates #like ive seen him in talledega knights and blades of glory and anchorman and zoolander and uhhhh #OH lego movie #bewitched the other guys i think i already said the other guys #i definitely dont need to be listing all the will ferrel movies but i am #thats not all of them ive given up #asks #letterboxd anon

[book-tease]

why did i just realize that the homophobic pastor who they trick into getting blown by a guy is the teacher from icarly 😭😭

#mia rambles #mia rewatches shameless #i couldn’t remember if he was a principal or a teacher and in what show tho #so i look the cast list for the ep up #and he was mr howard in icarly which is definitely what i mostly recognized him from #BUT he was a principal on the Amanda Show so i think that’s where i got that? #i cannot for the life of me find a clip of the skit but i did see a gif and i was like ohhhhh #tbf that was a very vague memory #also yes im like technically too young for the amanda show by a couple years but it was on reruns a LOT on teen nick #and i did NOT sleep at night as a child lmao so i would watch it a lot #had such a crush on amanda bynes fr <3

[unproduciblesmackdown]

i went through this account’s handful of videos from this show, and i’m pretty confident that’s will roland, next to harrison chad as quince, despite the view being mostly obstructed from the angle this whole time. he’s Most Visible for a moment at the very end lol. since the costuming is just a buttonup and tie w/no especial “it’s This character, or Any character” cues, i’ll guess he’s “will roland” at this point, though that doesn’t mean he wasn’t appearing in some other capacity earlier. every pre-2018 xmas wrole cited in that tweet has been accounted for, but that doesn’t mean he hasn’t been some of those characters more than once, as is definitely true for uncle peenie appearances

#the sixth annual show....twenty thirteen....don't know of any more specific info abt this one. like ''oh xyz pic is from then'' #i think the third annual show in twenty ten was Probably his first one / the year of peter the coffee kid but that's still technically #an informed guess as it were lol....and evidently he was in the next yr's show as the christmas burgler / also just [ensemble] #but atm so far as i know regarding definite Dates / the Year; there's only this b/w that & the twenty fifteen 8th annual show there #wherein he was uncle peenie / virgin mary dancer / belly button puppet show puppeteer / will roland At Least #was like hmm twenty twelve/thirteen was The Black Suits times; would he have been able to make it... #but the fact that harrison chad does appear to be there suggests it was entirely plausible for anyone else in the cast to be #what with him playing brandon....and lo & behold does seem to be william next to him there #but yeah can't even speculate ''is This the show in which he played [role listed as having been played but hasn't been seen elsewhere]??'' #b/c they've all been seen elsewhere at least the once #the other videos are mostly like twenty or thirty or six second increments of mostly the mister chestnut number & like one other full song #but there was like a forty second recording of Virgin Mary Ft. Her Dancers & i was like god can you imagine. i'll lose it. #by which one means be Head In Hands like keeling over a bit. but none of them was him lmao so [oh lord. imagine] averted beyond that #joe iconis christmas extravaganza #will roland #glad there's a more visible glimpse right at the end but my watching it all prior like Okay Come On Now lmfao #i mean at least it was evident most of the way that there was even a person there to go ''oh huh that could be him'' about #just still thinking about the ''mike wazowski'd but for the viewer / listener looking / listening for him'' experience from the other day #npr affiliate station ep abt gtm:pota that at least cited every oscr cast member by name w/the sole exception of will lmao. cmon #billions wide group shot showing everyone's face except whoops winston in the corner blocked by the group of extras. pointing #but w/these glimpses it's like; hey; it's Anything which is impressive; it's identifiable Enough; also hardly guaranteed. i'll take it

[void-tiger]

Me: surely someone’s written a few missing/extended scenes for Kenobi, right?

Me: aHA!! Found one.

Me:

Me: …

Me: …buddy, those words to Leia were about Padme, not Anakin. Not everything is about Anakin. Anakin weeps like a festering wound. Padme is being able to remember with a bit of hope and healing.

[closes fic.]

#tiger’s musings #…my biggest Gripe with SW and the fanbase is how EVERYTHING just HAS to be about Luke and Anakin #Kenobi is legit acknowledgling Yes Ben’s Hurting (and fixated) on that #then taking a massive swerve to the right to focus on LEIA (and indirectly the Organas and Padme) instead #and. y’know. ewan mcgregor’s listed as a producer. he’s not Just reprising his role and starring in the show #he gets to have actual creative sway (which. y’know. lets him really dive into things beyond which acting choices he can get away with) #and how Little Leia is portrayed is definitely a love letter to Carrie Fisher. #I’m sure she’d be so proud to see how a younger version of her character is being portrayed #(it’s also Definitely thumbing its nose at Lucas wanting Padme primarily to be a Doomed Love Interest First #(and Badass Senator who is ALSO clever in a crisis and handy with a gun second) #(and well. a general I Appreciate You to Natalie Portman. who has NOT been treated well by Lucas or Disney/MCU as Jane Foster #(like. Taika kiiiinda had to convince her to come back after how she was treated #(and in general? actors often get pretty close when working together on a franchise as long as Natalie and Ewan have #(both their characters got treated far better in TCW than they did in the prequels #(hayden wasn’t treated well (or given any good directing as a very YOUNG actor) either. Ewan kinda had to convince him to reprise as well #(if I’m remembering the Buzz correctly.) #(anyway. point is. nothing is canon except what’s stated/implied In The Canon #(BUT. stuff that happens off set? you BET your ass it influences things.)

[romance-incubomp3]

I want someone to see the sexual appeal in me that studio bones sees in reigen and atsushi

#atsushi isn’t ugly or anything but like #he is definitely not high on the list of bsd characters I would choose to show #an unnecessary amount of skin in all the official art #he’s got that malnourished beaten up orphan swag that someone at bones reeeaaally finds sexy<3 #reigen is. a character designed by ONE #sexualizing him is inherently funny