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khytal · 11 months
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this shit is so stressful
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gemgirl28 · 1 month
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My sister-in-law just FaceTimed me because my niece wanted to talk to us and she got on and the first thing she said was “come to my house tomorrow” and by god if I didn’t live 8 hours away now I’d be at her house tomorrow.
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boundinparchment · 4 months
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If my reader characters had no personalities, no backstories, nothing, I’d have no fic. Because they’d have no motivations. No challenges. Nothing to overcome.
Rocks for brains is what they’d have.
Characters have impact on the story, on the world. I’m so fucking sorry you have no imagination, no empathy, no ability to recognize what’s exists for the sake of the story and what you can take or leave as far as projecting.
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violetshideout · 6 months
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JUST GOT AN IDEA
I’m obsessed with manwhas right now soo
Diluc and Wriothesley BOTH get “reincarnated” into the typical manwha troups with Wriothesley being the Duke of the north and Diluc and the side Villain who doesn’t want to die. Except Alice was the one who sent them into this world. Maybe they have a few traits of their original bodies or not is up to you. So Wriothesley doesn’t know a SINGLE detail of this story except that it was something Sigewinne or someone around him had read.
Diluc on the other hand TOTALLY read this book for either Klee or maybe Fischl either way he knows what’s happening and isn’t going to die on some other planet and wants to go home. So bla bla bla they fall in love and Wriothesley being suspicious of how this random person just knows what’s going to happen and stops it. He either does question Diluc about it or not cause this is his love and doesn’t want to cause distress to him.
So as the true story reach the ends they are both sent right back to Teyvat and neither of them know whether this person truly exists. So I think Wriothesley would be hurt by this and while continuing his job as the Duke would have people look for this person. Diluc would be sad like visibly sad and thinking he’ll never find this person or meet someone he loves as much as Wriothesley. So Elzer and Adelinde in an attempt to cheer him up they send him away on a business trip so maybe he goes from region to region and eventually ends up in Fontaine. As he’s in Fontaine he comes across that damn novel. But he’s still saddened by the loss of his once husband. So he buys the book and reads it maybe at a cafe.
However as he reads he notices the story is different and oddly enough is actually the story is the one he had lived through. With all the changes he had made. Confused he starts asking around about the story. Since I think Navia and Diluc would be great friends he falls into a conversation about the story with her. Finding out that a certain Duke had commissioned the story as a play off of the original. With Wriothesley somehow he finds out about this suspicious red haired man asking about the story. So somehow they meet but don’t exactly recognize each other but stay in contact cause like “this person feels familiar” UGHHH
Then they have to fall in love with each other all over again because I said so but also because they aren’t the same person as when they’d met. However they do still fall in love. Haha Kaeya in the background just like “wtf happened to my brother why’s he randomly acting like this” then when Diluc returns with good news he’s like “SINCE WHEN DID HE HAVE A BOYFRIEND? WHY WASNT I INFORMED!”
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carlav-blogs · 7 months
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To this man and how he has destroyed me and will continue to these last few months of 2023
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dr3wsgf · 1 year
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ik they were sitting together
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stardustvanfleet · 5 months
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literally imagine thinking i’m okay right now
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zainmalik · 1 month
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repeating mistakes (drinking soda while on anti depressants, anti anxiety and adhd meds)
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louisdotmp3 · 4 months
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was having a literal head in my hands moment when a patron very politely knocked on my window to get a gift card and then very politely didn’t mention my clear suffering the horrors status
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shima-draws · 5 months
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Hm! Anxiety’s decided to kick me real hard in the balls tonight! Send asks to distract me pretty please 🤲
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i-am-tiny-sun · 1 year
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Here’s another old work!
Categories: 💫 (old work!); 🔪 (dark content!); 🚞 (smut, thirst train!); 🚺 (fem reader!); 🎐(multi character!)
Tw: femdom (blasphemy! oh no!) kidnapping kink/roleplay, manhandling, bondage, pegging (you’re going to jail!), light degradation, bite kink, chasing, cumming untouched, hair pulling, dacryphilia, and fingering
Disclaimer: This was written with the intent of having consenting parties! If you are a minor, ageless/blank blog, or simply uncomfortable with this content, this isn’t for you! You know how to get off the Thirst Train.
Kidnapping Kink
• Seishu definitely has this kink, and he loves to be chased. The adrenaline running through his veins when you give him a 5 second head start to run like a bat outta hell, the thrill of knowing what happens when you catch him, it’s all gonna rile sweet bby Inui up. He knows you’ll catch him soon, he knows fully well that he’ll be found, but can he help it?
Absolutely not, and he thinks hiding under the bed is a good idea? I really hope he doesn’t think this in the event of an actual attempt. ANYWAY he makes the cutest little squeaking noise when you eventually find him and tie him up, and he loves when you tease and degrade him for not being able to escape in time.
How could he not manage to escape? Doesn’t he know that he has to run? At least struggle a little bit. Or is he too much of a helpless, cute little bunny to do that? No, struggling would be futile for a helpless bunny to do. There’s a safe word of course, but he won’t use it because he loves when you toss him around a bit and tear his clothes off.
Something about y’all being feral drives him crazy 🫢 Will almost cum when you bite his inner thighs alone, but he tries to hold it in when he feels your hand lightly squeeze his pretty neck and your other fingers entering his mouth.
He’s not gonna think twice about sucking on them, and best believe he’s gonna become a mess when y’all finally fill his tight little hole with them 🥺 will cum hard as a result, but he will ask for more, so we give him more by replacing our fingers with a vibrator. Loves the stretch that comes with it and he will cry if you use the thicker ones.
• Contrary to belief that the Haitanis are dominant, they’re actually not, especially in this case. However, Ran’s the one of the two who has a kidnapping kink. And he doesn’t even try to hide it either, is not scared to admit it at all to anyone who asks him, cause he knows he’s getting fucked good. Rindou sometimes calls him a mongrel for it, knowing damn well he’s in one of these categories 🤦🏻‍♀️ shut tf up Rin-
ANYWAY this was totally something Ran thought up while he and Sanzu were kidnapping some guy who owed Kakucho money? He sorta brought it up as a “hey what if we tried this out” type of conversation, but he doesn’t expect you to actually follow through with it THEE next day while he’s leaving work.
He went to greet you on his way to the car but that’s what got him tied up in the backseat with tape covering his mouth. Instead of being upset, he’s excited and painfully hard in his pants. When y’all get home, he very half heartedly struggles but you can tell he’s smiling under the tape.
He likes when you slowly remove all of his clothes and toss him onto your shared bed, he loves when you tease his tight hole before filling it with his favorite strap. Loves when you pull his braids back while you fuck him to the point of tears (dO NOT RIP HIS HAIR OUT MY GD-)
• Like wee Inui up there, Kakucho loves being chased. He made it a game, wherever you catch him is where he gets fucked. Don’t underestimate him, he is apart of Bonten after all, so I’d assume that he’d need to be essentially a ninja (no, they blended in with the crowd, so don’t ask me).
Bby Kaku makes it as far as the garden before you catch him 👀 it’s a vast and very large garden, so if anyone hears him, they won’t be able to pinpoint exactly where it’s coming from. It doesn’t help that the Haitanis live nearby and they know what their colleague sounds like.
Poor, sweet Kakucho. Couldn’t even run away from somebody who could easily overpower him and corrupt him (huehuehue). How weak is he? He’s so pretty when he struggles, really he is! His shirt rides up and exposes his cute little nipples, hard and sensitive.
Will squeak if you very lightly bite one or start sucking on it. That’s enough to make him stop struggling and fall limp. He’s already moaning from that alone, imagine when y’all remove his sweatpants and start to work his hole with your tongue.
He loves to have his thighs squeezed while you tease him, but he never expects to feel a stretch from the strap, no matter how many times y’all have done it 🫢
Strong s/o
• Chifuyu loves to be manhandled and overpowered by you, and he’ll sometimes instigate a play fight to make that happen. He’s like a little cat that hunts you around the house before latching onto your ankles, he’s a mischievous little sir. Little Fuyu has sensitive thighs though, so squeezing them even a little bit is enough to subdue him.
He loves it, trust me, he said so- anyway he quickly goes quiet in an attempt to silence his cute little cry so he doesn’t seem affected by it. But we all know the truth 👀 bby Chifuyu’s a sensitive thigh having little kitten who squeals when you take hold of them. His cute dick jumps when you pin him down and bite his neck because he knows what comes with it- y’all he’s adorable.
Chifuyu’s definitely prone to cumming untouched if you only tease him, especially his thighs. He’ll squirm a bit but he’s not able to resist cause his thigh sensitivity makes him weak 🥺 his pretty eyes are full of tears because you just won’t touch him where he needs you, and his poor reddening cock aches from the lack of direct attention. Finally cums with a final bite to his inner thigh, will make a high pitched cry when he does it.
• Both of the Kawatas are on this list, but bby Souya is the type that wants to be overpowered for a change. He’s used to being strong with his brother, so he enjoys when you pin him down and make it hard for him to struggle 😭 poor baby just wants to be dominated, he’s a major sub.
Souya loves it when you bite him too, so very gently bite his nipple and he’ll moan like he’s about to cry. He might as well be too since he’s so sensitive when he’s touched. Degrade him a little bit too, he’s fine with it as long as you don’t go too far.
Is little Souya that sensitive? So sensitive that he whines like a wee bitch in heat? If that’s the case, then that’s the only sound you wanna hear right now. This little sweetheart is in tears in a good way when you start sucking his leaking dick the first time, but he’s overstimulated to the point of meaningless babbling if you keep sucking after he came.
It’s entirely possible to turn him dumb from this alone, but he’s gonna scream when you slide your strap inside and bite his neck while you fuck him. Will sob if you add stimulation to his puffy and sensitive little nipples, and the face he makes is to die for 🥺 Souya’s adorable and I’ll die on this hill-
• This is the perfect time to say that Takemichi likes a strong s/o. It hits different when you dominate him cause he knows you’re not out to kill him. Like Chifuyu, he sometimes instigates a play fight just because he enjoys it when you tussle with him a little bit and throw him around (on a SOFT SURFACE because we’re not trying to kill him-).
Takemichi’s touch starved as all hell and Satan’s engorged sack, so he doesn’t really know what to do with himself when you take him down. He’s almost got permanent blue balls since he knows his hand won’t be enough 🫢 poor boy, so desperate for any form of physical affection that he’ll take anything!
He’s completely down for having his hole stretched and filled out by that thick strap you have in a nice box under the bed. He’s totally fine with you pulling his hair either while you fuck him from behind or when you make him ride the strap, will call himself your pretty little slut if you ask him to.
Will actually be disappointed if you don’t cause he wants you to claim him 🥺 he’ll cum especially hard if you only squeeze them a little bit, and tears streak his face. Takemichi’s not called a crybaby for nothing, is he?
BOTH
• Rindou, the one who calls his brother a mongrel for having a kidnapping kink, is someone who likes having a stronger than him s/o that’s capable of kidnapping him. He won’t ask you to try it out since he’s adamant that he doesn’t have the same kink, but we know better.
This cutie doesn’t expect it when you suddenly snatch him from the street and tie him up. Initially freaks out when he’s shoved into the car, but calms down once he realizes it’s you and not some guy wanting revenge on Bonten for ruining his life. Rinnie thinks you don’t notice the front of his pants becoming tighter 👀 mf you can’t lie? We caught you??
He is a whole gremlin, that much is true after we saw his “we don’t talk about Bruno” head ass in that one panel, but he’s a gremlin who loves to get fucked hard. He struggles a bit on the way into the house, but he doesn’t do very well cause he secretly enjoys this a lot… what’s this?
Rindou, we thought you didn’t like the idea of being abducted? Why are you hard? Sounds a bit like you’re a liar. Call him out on it while you choke him and plus his hole with a vibrator. Poor Rindou, too shy to admit that he loves being dominated! Too proud to admit that he’s a bitch in heat when he’s snatched randomly by his s/o, who’s stronger than him!
Well, at least he won’t be talking now since he’s too busy sobbing and babbling from the overwhelming pleasure. His dick is red and sore from the amount of cum that shot out of him, but he doesn’t stop until he’s passed out.
• Nahoya’s not shy about admitting what he likes, and he likes a s/o that can subdue him enough to kidnap him and take him down. Like Kakucho and Inui, he enjoys being chased, but he actually likes to be tackled? I’m pretty sure he has a pain kink or something like Hanma, who has an impact play kink and knife kink.
His kink isn’t as extreme as Shuji’s but he won’t complain if he ends up with a scraped knee or something when you eventually catch him. Intentionally runs slower for you to catch him, really does not try much at all to get away when being chased. Nahoya also agrees to be fucked where you catch him, and you just happen to tackle him in the living room.
Dragging him by the ankles to the bedroom, he’s giggling cause he’s excited. He only struggles when you tie him up, but he’s weak to having his hair pulled and choked. Bby Hoya makes the most wanton noises ever when you do those two things alone, but he’s a screamer and a creamer when you plug him up with your fingers.
Actually whines when you pull them out, only to replace them with your tongue, then he’s happy again. Cries when you slip it in deep enough to hit his prostate, then he falls asleep immediately after cumming for the 5th time.
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clingyduoapologist · 6 months
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https://x.com/mellohibench/status/1720618623260078228?s=46&t=nAnJGK1Zodh0c4TDjwzXcg nail in the coffin thought this was relevant
I’m gonna fucking cry this is so funny
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reaperseal-archive · 7 months
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i have such beautiful/handsome/gorgeous lovely kind and perfect mutuals :~)
i hope you all know that you legitimately make my days brighter and make me feel loved and seen even though i don’t tend to interact much! i’m so shy but i’ve been trying harder
just seeing your tags in reblogs and the likes on my posts just reminds me that i lowkey have this mini community where we all support and love each other even if we’ve never spoken directly. anyway i love this stupid website and what its given me this experience is so unique and lovely!!
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gendercriminals · 7 months
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Actually. I’ve sat and thought about the situation with that post for two seconds more and I’ve decided.
1) Everyone now on that post taking personal shots at me? Okay. Fine. Whatever. I’m more fucking mad about every idiot who falls into this genre (no, I’m not censoring their urls, they said this with their whole chest)
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Fucking hell, can any of you get a life?? I know one of you is a literal n/azi (moron number one) so the answer is clearly no, but holy shit this is so. Pathetic. Clown goddamned behavior from the local Christian populace today. Choke.
2) I hope every Christian blogger who started this shit in my notes burns in hell. I wish the fucker who tried to drown me in a baptismal pool when I was young succeeded so at least I didn’t have to look at your rancid-ass takes. Get better priorities then “This dyke/fag injun tranny said something about sex that I disagree with using words I don’t, and refuse to, understand.”
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weirdfishy · 1 year
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!!!!! just got a Vogue Corinthian ( @fishfingersandscarves 🫶🏽 ) print from my best friend!!!!!!! he’s gonna go right under my Vogue Hob print!!!!!!!!!!! cor is literally so pretty and i’m obsessed w the lil but of teef i can see through his shades + the blood dribble & stain on his jacket also yes!!’ let that man strut in boots he deserves it!!!
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pinkcaddyconfessions · 10 months
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Side note, I must say thank you to @plasticfantasticl0ver for being able to keep up with having three separate conversations with me😂
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