#idk i might delete this later

[tragedy-of-commons]

bare (my soul)

kaeya x gn!reader | wc: ~550

tags/warnings: domestic fluff w kaeya's baggage, he's soggy

notes: i love him

“Kaeya, this is egregious.”

You gesture wildly at his barren walls and the desolate living space more fitting of a Favonius jail cell than a home (or so you complained moments earlier).

“Shatter my heart into pieces, why don’t you?” he sighs, then pokes your side in jest. You’re just too adorable not to play around with - even when you’re critiquing his admittedly subpar interior design skills. “Weren’t you the one who insisted on moving in with me?”

“Only because I’m generous enough to consider proximity to your workplace,” you grumble, trying in vain to balance three boxes of your things in your arms at once. “If you had moved in with me, you’d probably have to run a marathon everyday to captain your non-existent cavalry.” Kaeya plucks the top box from your stack, revealing your unimpressed face to him. He grins. “Careful. If you keep saying things like that, I just might think you like me.”

You move to set your boxes down on the floor beside his boring, singular sofa. “I could wax poetic all day about my love for you–” “Oh, I’m dying to hear it, sweetheart–” “–But we seriously need to do something about your.. lifestyle.” You imitate a pompous noble, splaying the back of your hand across your forehead in distress.

Kaeya Alberich has heard many complaints about his lifestyle. Sometimes it’s in the form of Jean criticizing the way he handles certain intel, or the way he ostensibly slacks on the job. Other times, it’s in the form of rumors that he’s especially privy to; Captain Kaeya who loves his drink a little too much, or Captain Kaeya who uses underhanded methods to deal with threats to Mondstadt.

“We’re going furniture shopping at your earliest convenience!” you beam.

Yet you’re just referring to his apartment. What a miracle you are.

He sets the box he stole earlier down, humming thoughtfully. “Is it truly that horrid here?” (It is. He steps out every chance he gets, preferring a noisy tavern or your former place over whatever husk of a building Kaeya Alberich calls “home” these days.) “Yes. Minimalists shall never be forgiven.” “Well, I’d hate to be in your bad books.” Not once do you let him slip away during the unpacking process, practically shoving your trinkets and knickknacks into his hands for him to “make the call” about where they should live. You also sneak into his closet to try and scare him, but the jingle of one of his ornate belts catching on your person gives you away. He throws the doors open with a flourish. When you pout about him being no fun, he just slides in there with you, clicking his tongue and simpering about how you’re such a troublemaker. It’s quiet and you squint through the slits of the closet door at the surrounding bedroom. “Kaeya, I know what’s been missing!” you whisper-yell at him, head knocking against a hanging cape. 

You, he wants to say, It’s always been you. What comes out instead is your voice, effectively cutting him off. “An ugly vase!”

He can get behind that too. Maybe one day he’ll show his full hand, lay out every card, and wait for the swinging ax to take off his head - and maybe you’ll just pull him along to haggle with antique dealers in the name of ironic decoration. “You read my mind, sweetheart.”

#✧ my works #—stellaronhvnters. #genshin impact #kaeya x reader #genshin impact x reader #genshin kaeya x reader #genshin impact kaeya x reader #kaeya x gn!reader #genshin x reader #idk i might delete this later #i don't think it's an original concept?? #LMKKK #also i think he lives in the knights' quarters or smth.. whatever

[dxkjf]

I love this guy lalala

and somee extra stuff cause i’ve been redesigning and working on stuff for sunnyside woohoo

#idk i might delete this later #BUT HEY MELINA’S GETTING A REDESIGN #I LOVE MELINA LALALA #oc #original character #puppet oc #puppets #sunnyside hollow

[deeneedsaname]

Feeling like posting the hot take that more people would ship/be inclined to see romantic undertones with the Doctor and Donna, but Catherine Tate and David Tennant are the same age and she doesn’t look twenty. (NO HATE to those who don’t ship it!!! Or who never would! This is more about the fact that Donna isn’t fifteen years younger than he is so I think some of that plays into it.)

#not that i hate older man/younger woman pairings tbh (obviously both over age 18 tho!) #like cary grand and Audrey Hepburn in charade!!! #idk i might delete this later #been thinking about this for a while and im sick and don’t care rn #Dee rambles #def a ramble #Doctor who #ten x donna #fourteen x donna #donna noble #shipping

[quurenie]

real talk can people remember that rekrap and clown are friends??

I've seen fics where they only know each other through branzy or they just dislike each other???? 😭😭

#like THEY ARE VERY GOOD FRIENDS #HECK I WOULD BE FRIENDS WITH THEM TOO #they played hoplite and practice pvp together like what #its just a different dynamic than clown & branzy and rek & branzy yk #idk i might delete this later #/not serious btw mb #I want more clown & rek interactionss!!

[amphibious-thing]

Actually someone should make a historical drama loosely inspired by Lord Hervey’s life. Give me an epileptic, femme, bisexual courtier in beautiful 1720/30s fashion.

#I say loosely because I think it would be more fun with some creative freedom #also not having the boyfriend marry a 13-year-old #idk i might delete this later

[prettyboysmlm]

feeling so fucking gender rn actually

(he/they/it)

#binder + pants of any kind is a top tier combo u cannot convince me otherwise #does this count as a shirtless pic? #mlm blog #nblm blog #trans mlm #mlm and nblm only #nblm safe #mlm concept #mlm positivity #mlm thoughts #mlm yearning #nblm concept #nblm positivity #nblm thoughts #nblm yearning #t4t mlm #k.png #idk i might delete this later

[internet-fri3nd]

girlies from my june exhibition....

#art #my art #idk i might delete this later #🍀mine

[blueviridianoak]

man the devs of palworld don’t deserve death threats but like the copying of pokemon designs are so BLATANT it just makes me upset esp. the people who don’t care

bc it’s the same people who never gave pokemon a legitimate chance who are now the ones who love palworld and are saying who gives a fuck if it’s copy pasted

#idk i’m not trying to rant or anything #like idk i was bullied for liking pokemon so it stings that people are like ‘yeah but this is different it’s cool’ #like it’s literally not that different but go off #idk i might delete this later

[mollyhale]

every day that passes i feel more and more guilty about doing this masters and have buyers remorse over the whole thing and wonder if chasing my dreams was worth it at all or if i shoulda just stayed at the same college i did undergrad at and do a safer masters there for free or not do it at all because this program SUCKS and it upsets me more and more everyday and i just feel so regretful and guilty about it

#maybe this is how i find out some dreams are just meant for sleeping #molly.txt #idk i might delete this later #im just annoyed and frustrated and feel like i fucked everything up #i say this as if i dont have a 4.0 in the program because i do #but like at what cost

[oh-cramity-its-amity]

thank you, evil by melanie martinez, for existing. you could not explain my shit better. sometimes i just want to inject that shit into my veins bc AUGH. me me me me me me me. jst love it so much because its like- idk man it just has some lowkey really relatable lyrics to me. trauma? me? yeah </3. BUT ITS LIKE A SONG ABOUT SAYING FUCK YOU SO LIKE I LOVE IT BC LIKE LOOK WHOS WINNING NOW BITCH. I AINT LOOSING SHIT NOT KNOWING YOU.

rahhh sorry im just like... rahhh. no words ig. portals is a good album but tbh i can understand people not liking mel's style shift. i personally think she innovated her sound to like- its a good shift??? it was new to her and sounds fucking KILLER dude. like mmm yummy. good sounds in my brain. idk i just am glad a song like evil exists bc MAN.

#im talking shit and ik its dumb but god listening to this song again #im not like a BIG fan of her. not like a SUPER FAN but i do like her music and dont mind it #i can fw portals okay #idk i might delete this later #this is a dumb post #but like IF YOU KNEW how validated i felt hearing it for the first time #anyway im rambling #BUT ITS MY BLOG SO HA

[lifemod17]

Huh! Been a while since that happened, that was interesting.

#had a guy tell me he likes me but feelings are not reciprocated so i was stumbling my words on how to let him down easy #i mean on the bright side this means im not yet so repulsing that people still find me attractive 😅 #but i do feel bad cuz I've had my share of being on the receiving end of rejection and that always sucks #idk i might delete this later

[peonyblossom]

i always find it so interesting that people only ever say that “oh some people don’t interact because they’re shy” or whatever but like. have you ever considered that sometimes i just don’t have anything to say?????

#like yeah some people are shy for sure #but idk sometimes i just. don’t have words in my brain idk #also in terms of fanfic specifically i am much more a writer than i am a reader #idk i might delete this later

[shroommars]

It's so odd being in different mcyt fandoms

Outsiders

Empires

Hermitcraft

Life series ig counts?

Dream smp

Area unknown

It's even funnier when they fight cause i'm just there

No sides

Just vibing

#idk i might delete this later #but it's funny to me when they fight bc each have their own flaws #hell most have the same flaws #yet we still fight sometimes #》texts from mars

[amphibious-thing]

I wish fandom would learn what queerbaiting and bury your gays actually mean and the history behind these terms instead of throwing out accusations whenever a piece of queer media doesn't go the way they wanted. You can criticise a piece of queer media without accusing it of being homophobic.

#OFMD doesn't fit the bury your gays trope but you're allowed to be upset that Izzy died #WWDITS isn't queerbaiting but it might be shipbaiting and you're allowed to be annoyed by that #also queer coding has a specific meaning #I keep seeing people call textually queer characters queer coded and like??? #not history #idk I might delete this later

[pizza-feverdream]

Should I do a face reveal ? Maybe?

#the desire to known is beating the fear of being perceived smh #idk i might delete this later

[toastedjeans]

Holy crap. I found old fanfics of mine. But like. The really old ones. The german ones that still involved real people.

This is the hardest I've ever cringed in my fuxking life.

Gotta be honest tho. If it weren't for the fact that they're about shipping real people, they wouldn't be that bad. I'm half tempted to rewrite one of them and make it Stanarrator.

I've done that before even, and turned the whole thing into an au i never do anything with but i still think it's cool (oh medieval robots how i miss you)

Anyway go read your old writing, and then your new one. See how far you've come. Get a boost of confidence. This is a threat /hj

#toast talk #more of a ramble but eh #nobody's keeping score anyway #I'm not tagging the ship #neither the one i mentioned. nor the german one #or the au. even tho it's mine. #idk i might delete this later #or not I don't really care rn #being back to just one follower is cool cause i can ramble and nobody is upset at me for it <3