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technovillain · 1 year

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eeeeeeeeeeeveryday i wake up and wonder why otto mentallis wasn't present at helmut and bob's wedding reception!!!! what happened there!!! why is his spot at the table replaced with a giant teddy bear??? is there supposed to be some sort of significance to his absence??? GODDD why is Otto such an anomaly it MESSES with me. It's not like the two weren't close. Otto actually has a larger presence in Bob's mind than any of the other Psychic 7 minus Helmut. There is no feasible reason why one of this tightly knit group of people would be missing from the wedding!!!

i guess a possible theory is that bob wants to pretend like otto never really liked him. the mental figure otto's voice lines say stuff about how he liked helmut but only hung out for bob because those two were a package deal (and his vegetables...lol). when we see audie o and dr touch together theyre arguing about seemingly nothing and its pretty apparent that the two were constantly bickering over all sorts of things but hung out anyways... we dont know much at all about the relationship between helmut and otto. the kind of arguing that bob and otto would do doesn't seem like the kind that would cause them to get so angry at each other that otto wouldn't attend their wedding, especially if otto was strictly on good terms with helmut like it would seem.

so i guess the theory (playing along with my "otto is present in bob's mind in his current age and voice because he comes to visit bob and help him clean up every now and then" headcanon) is that bob is not able to fondly reflect on otto as a figure of his past as he is with the rest of the psychic seven. even though the source of the bad mood in this area sources from where lucrecia is sitting, he still leaves her there. i think the fact that bob was the first to reach out to lucrecia in the reunion cutscene says a lot about how much he misses lucrecia, who would never hurt helmut. after the maligula incident, lucrecia became a lost loved one too in a way, one that might be remembered fondly but with some bitterness, as we see here with the bad mood. but maybe otto hasn't allowed himself to become a fond memory of the past because he's there in the present day, bickering and fussing about him again. otto is still a nuisance poking around in his business and is only there to judge him. why should he be fondly remembered like the rest of them?? i suppose the same argument could be made about truman, since he appears at the wedding in a younger form, and bob has bad blood with him, however i feel that it is safe to say that bob is clearly bittersweet about his severing with truman and misses what he sees as "the old truman" before he "turned his back on bob". but if otto is actively there bothering him again, not being sweet or considerate like his other old friends, blunt and to-the-point otto is probably what bob needs to survive right now. but bob is very defensive about his state, with the bulb bobs actively denying needing help, and the dialogue to truman upon getting fired. he would want to pretend like otto was never there for him. he never liked me anyways (covers up all positive memories of him because his current mental image of him is presenting him as an uncaring asshole)

so considering bob is very defensive about his current state and just wants everyone to leave him alone, it makes sense why (if my hc is true like it's relatively implied to be) otto does not get the honor of being a pleasant memory and instead one of a rude mental freeloader.

#gughghughug #my brainrot is off the charts right now #i think bob's bottles is my favorite level maybe #bb and psi king's are prob objectively the best of the series #.txt #pn2 spoilers

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dyketubbo · 2 years

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to be fair, I think rebooting as a whole could be helpful for those who have lost some spark in dsmp bc it means that they aren’t obligated to follow previous character or lore. like logging on comes with this obligation to roleplay and storytell this established heavy which can drive ppl away from playing at ALL if they aren’t willing/able to. A blank start means they don’t have to care about “ooooh but would my character do X” or any obligations or whatever they can just like. Vibe. and considering how few ppl even Log Onto the server FOR roleplay to happen, I think anything to incentivize THAT over anything else is worthwhile

i get why ccs would want to start over to not be connected to their existing character or lore but like. it doesnt really solve anything other than the ccs not being willing to keep up with their own story which is. one of the big problems in the first place

i truly get not wanting to play a certain character anymore, i really do, but theres so many unfinished plotlines and stories that never came to fruition because ccs like eryn figured people werent really interested (and theres been other ccs who have mentioned having ideas but feeling discouraged because of a lack of reception whether from fans or. the other ccs themselves) that just completely starting over and never tying up any of those plotlines is. unsatisfying to say the least

if they're really sooooooo completely unwilling to just learn how to schedule and talk to each other on how to properly finish the stories within the dream smp they could just. at least give us Something to work with? say "hey bla bla bla bla wouldve happened" or "yeah i dont have the motivation to finish this but heres what i think could be cool" if the ccs really just genuinely cannot find it in themselves to play a consistent character for what could be a few more months if they scheduled correctly, then they can do literally anything that isnt just. scrapping the entire character and starting over while never giving any answers

the fact that the one thing that got them to actively talk to each other was the idea of just starting over is. pretty sad. because its clear that quite a few of them Had ideas of how to garner interest and wanted to have fleshed out stories and do stuff with their friends for this exciting opportunity and. likely got barely any feedback. not to pry into their relationships obviously im not claiming theyre secretly assholes to each other but the fact that This is what got even inactive members to communicate is just. wow

they dont Have to log on and roleplay if they cant find it in them to be excited to do that. i get it, this fandom chews up any crumbs we get and spits it out with "oh yeah youre going to do lore soon? yeah right" or any scathing comments we can find to tear recent developments apart (just look at how many people were complete assholes over the buttonduo lore to what i feel was a genuinely pretentious and outright rude point) and that would be disheartening for Any creator, much less on such a massive scale

but they could give us Something. anything that isnt just starting everything over without a glance back at any of the loose ends they still need to tie up. it certainly doesnt help that this is unlikely with how many ccs outright mock fans for wanting these loose ends to be tied up. if they want to make a new server with the same people so they can do new things, then thats fine, theyre all friends im sure itll still be entertaining in its own way. but whether they like it or not they do have an obligation to give us something, even if it isnt roleplaying everything. plus like. ccs like wilbur Have ongoing plotlines that they want to finish up right now. they could at least wait until those ones are tied up before they cut ties with the story of dream smp as a whole

#if the ccs cant enjoy doing dsmp story anymore i do not want to force them to drag their feet in the mud and do so #but i sincerely doubt a reboot will solve any problem outside of 'well Now they can manage to communicate on what to do'#angel answers #discourse #dsmp

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tomatograter · 4 years

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why do you say jake has a "begrudging loyalty" to jane, they are friends who care about each other a lot, theres nothing begrudging about it

There really is, though. Jane is universally defined by her skepticism and a sense of ownership towards the truth - it might not be a truth she likes, or a truth that applies outside of her worldview, but if it's hers she can twist it around to her benefit. More often than not, this only brings pain to herself and those around her. This habit of jane's is satirically rebuffed and sometimes stoked by dirk, while roxy and jake aren't exactly thrilled by it. Only they can't really get down and serious with her. They like her too much to be upfront and say "hey, the way you're acting makes me feel unheard." Or when they do it it comes so late and things have snowballed so far out of control it's virtually useless.

This is entirely in theme for her capitalistic hellscape upbringing, it's why she has quirky quips about sinking her claws on the post office when she's of age, rebukes roxy's constant buzzing about the batterwitch being real and being dangerous, conveniently 'misplaces' characterizing parts of jake's gift bunny so it becomes less like one of his interests and more like one of her favorite detectives, as though that's what he intended. Jane feels left out because her friends seem to be keeping secrets from her, but when said secrets are told she isnt receptive, and overcompensates by matronly insisting it is and always has been their fault.

Not that they aren't without fault. Just that by conveniently removing her responsibility from the conversation we get a fallible argument full of holes. "Dirk is a douchy enabler" "Roxy is drunk" & "Jake is painfully unself-aware" don't cut it if you don't include "Jane is only honest when it benefits her" communication is a two way street.

(Karkat does this in his own way btw, but he has so much time to be mollified by the plot we kind of smooth over how he's an asshole at times where that isn't a cutesy trait. Like making a dating schedule partitioning terezi's time without her input, because he certainly knows whats best, & etc etc. That and he's a dude, so preferential treatment applies inside and outside canon. )

What makes the alphas compelling is that they all fuck up in different, childish ways, but they are trying. If their friendship dynamics aren't re-examined and overhauled AFTER said fuck ups, though, nothing good will come their way. Its how we get centrist candy roxy sitting by the sideline as her best friend rises a totalitarian regime and shrouds herself in fascism to fully attest the truth is hers and nobody else's, and candy jake being unable to tell her no or abandon a relationship he never wanted and was tricked into, because she's still one of their oldest friends, and one for whom they hold a begrudging sense of loyalty. This is what i mean by the phrase.

Ie; "tfw u see ur homie saying something rly stupid online but theyr ur homie first so u got their back!"

Cool sentiment, still harmful.

#jane crocker #roxy lalonde #jake english #karkat vantas #meta

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missbellaswan · 5 years

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in celebration of bella and edwards anniversary, this is an au where their wedding is actually romantic and more authentic to their relationship:

it's just family so they don't have to pretend to be human

(they get married later on in this au bc bella wasn't ready to get married yet so they wait until after she's turned)

(this also means charlie is in on the secret and the wolves count as family)

jake is there, but like a not shitty version of jake. hes bellas best man and not an asshole and him and edward are friends. smeyer can fight me

alice still helps plan it bc bella isn't really into party planning, but she lets bella make all the decisions (and respects them!!)

bellas dress is toned down to match her style more (and her white vans) but she adds lots of lace detailing bc she knows how much edward will like it

her bouquet and edwards boutonniere are made from flowers from their meadow

the ceremony is out on the front lawn of the cullen house and it's performed by carlisle

alice makes sure to plan it on a day when the sun is out, mostly for bellas sake

but also having all the vampires sparkle makes up for the lack of glitter in bellas decorating (at least in alice's opinion)

bella and edward both write their own vows and read them bc theyre both incredibly romantic and eloquent but they're also too excited and anxious to remember them right

edwards does his first and reads a poem about bellas eyes and some other gross romantic shit

bella cries the whole time and includes no fewer than three (3) shakespeare quotes

the reception is inside the house and starts with a big dance party

bella changes into a comfy romper and takes of her shoes

edward puts on khakis bc he knows how hot bella thinks they are

bella can dance now bc she's a super amazing special vampire

bella and edwards first dance is to a version of her lullaby that he recorded for her

a lot of it is just them pressing their foreheads together and telling each other how much they love the other (a lot like the "is this allowed?" vine)

bella has charlie stand on her feet for the father daughter dance and jake and seth end up on the floor bc they're laughing so hard (charlie and bella both cry)

esme and edward also dance, its amazing mostly bc esme has been choreographing this dance since like 1940

after they're done dancing (bc esme makes them stop after emmett and rose smashed through the floor doing the dirty dancing lift)

everyone just sits and tells stories and talks. carlisle and charlie reminisce about when their kids were young. emmett gives a play by play of him and roses fourth wedding to jake bc he's one of the few people who hasn't heard it already

bella and edward just sit on a couch off to the side, cuddling and taking some time for themselves and enjoying being surrounded by all the people they love

when everyone goes home the cullens go hunting as a family to let loose a little bc they're all so amped up and carlisle wants to protect his wife's beautiful house

in the morning everyone sees bella and edward off for their honeymoon in arizona

#twilight #twilight saga #twilight renaissance #bella swan #edward cullen #bella x edward #mine #their wedding could have been so romantic why couldnt smeyer let me have this #also im def gonna write the honeymoon bit too bc i have so many thots about that #apparently im just gonna fix twilight one plot point at a time

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lilmajorshawty · 6 years

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📽Harsh aspects and signs as I’ve Experienced them in Others📽

📢📢📢📢This posts is being made as a counter measure to so many of the grim and bleak posts on harsh aspects in a natal chart especially romantic. Always remember your aspects do not define you, they’re merely a map that’s inviting you to look inside yourself and be the very best version of yourself you can be.

◼️Venus opposite Saturn: extremely patient, they have a very cute shyness about them and can be very modest. They have a black and white view on hardships and tend to go on about how nothing in life is a “given” but they tend to do this out of being protective rather then being assholes. They tend to turn into parents unknowingly when they really care about you and they’re immensely loyal. Being with them isn’t as horrible as it’s made out to be and as heavy as they can be they have a very loving and protective heart. Being with them means pulling them out of their shell from time to time and being a little goofy! Be dramatic! Be a kid! Help them forget about grouchy old Saturn for a sec. they just need to know that it’s okay to love, they just need to feel like there is a refuge just over the horizon. So be patient with them just as they are with you! And I think they’re very wonderful and very cozy men and women here :) and they’re sooo beautiful beyond what they even allow themselves to except.

🎶cigarettes after sex affection

💠Venus square Neptune: aha I’m men in can make them a mystery! They can be quiet and a bit perplexing. They can vanish from time to time but this isn’t a bad sign! Just means they like yah :) they need a lot of time to process things and I’ve noticed in a mans chart it makes him incredibly sensitive and he might feel ashamed of that part of him and may try to be 1000x more macho then he needs to be. But just try and be understanding they’re emotions blow over very quickly and they regret things the second they do it. They daydream quite a bit and women here can be very vixen like and have mesmerizing movements and personalities. Both men and women I’ve noticed with this aspect are very emotionally courageous! They just don’t know where to direct it. Being with them is so fun! Men here are big ol babies and they just want a hug! They don’t mind clingy partners and adore quiet moments but they can be very untrusting and can unfairly retaliate if they feel vulnerable. Once more just try and be calm-they feel things strongly-just make sure to be responsive and hold their hands when they get confused- the square here makes them fish out of water and the world around them easily confuses them but that being said there vulnerability is something out of this world. Women I’ve noticed with this aspect are goofy!! Super independent but longing in a way. They have this idea you know? Of something better-be it a person a place a situation? They just always have their mind on the next thing and being with her means serving as that foundation for her desires and helping her construct them into the physical world. They remind me of will Ferrell in a way sentimental and all over the place in a cute way.

🎶sza UR

🎴Mars square Pluto: they are very dominate, and the house Pluto is in says more about the “where” this dominance plays out at. But if you ask me they don’t really come across that way. They’re touch cookies and can have a mean way about showing that they’re into you aha like really harsh, but trust me them being mean is a good sign. They are very calm outwardly and don’t usually resort to power plays or bullying there partner into submission like this aspect is made out to do-I think as they grow older they just kind of ice you out and through you some attitude when they’re mad but other than that they’re so sweet not in a direct way but In an “actions” sort of way. It’ll take them awhile to vocalize there feelings for you and they may be better at showing you during the early stages but don’t worry! Saying it is hard for them! It’s laying there soul out on the table and that takes a lot out of them and it can feel like a life changing experience for them and just because they take longer than most to say it doesn’t mean they don’t feel it! Just give em Time. They speak through there actions for the most part and yes they do like sex but when they’re in love they hold off until it’s the right moment and because they genuinely want you to feel safe. Getting involved with them isn’t signing up for abuse-but it is intense and transformative and you will certainly come out of it or stay in it a more confident and blunt person. But none the less dating them is exciting and it’s very romantic and sort of dramatic you know aha.

🎶Tove lo the way that I am

🃏Venus square Uranus: now despite the hot and cold title they’ve been given I’d have to say from experience? They’re sooo fascinating. They have a very aloof yet deeply intense aura. It’s something you’d have to experience for yourself being with them but the push and pull isn’t so much as emotional as it is physical in a way? The too come hand in hand. On one hand they are immensely engaged and sometimes overwhelmingly so-there emotions come at you hard and fast yet after these big showings they retreat and often can stay gone unless they are reassured they didn’t spook you with their display. Obviously I’ve seen it with many different signs being involved be it water and air or earth and fire and so on but if there’s one constant it would be the depth and magnitude of their love. They don’t love in a usual way and can be quite nervous when they start feeling genuine feelings for you, they usually and always are thinking and practicing, planning and running through constant scenarios on how to be better and do better when it comes to “you” a lot of the time their disappearances are nothing more than them being embarrassed. They’re not lovers in the traditional sense and they’re very aware of that and it makes them feel odd being in love or having feelings for someone because they love the feeling but they also don’t understand it. They want more of it but simultaneously don’t know how to go about doing that. The thing about them is they’ll always disappear, they’ll always need moments of space and moments to collect and plan and Re engage! Be it life that pulls them away from you for a little while or be it them themselves(although not for long) they always will need to process and this is ok! It’s not a deal breaker and no the breakups aren’t incoming nor are they planned and a lot of the time it has nothing to do with you. They pull away out of uncertainty and not knowing how to convey their need to “collect” so if you like them or love them for that matter make sure you understand that it’s okay to be lovey and emotional with them! It’s okay to keep on their tail and it’s okay to let your guard down. Wether you plan or not they are always gonna be a little random and the key to having less disappearances from them is just making them feel understood and loved. Don’t try to change them and just communicate with them a lot! They learn so much from you without being told but still be supportive of them and encourage them to have friends and outside stuff from you! And no they don’t think you’re boring aha they just need to keep themselves properly dispensed but I promise they are very sensitive and remarkably compassionate and receptive lovers and people and their just a little kooky sometimes :)

🎶bonobo Kerala

♦️Venus in Scorpio: aha THEYRE SO CUTE! They have a tendency to come on strongly like in an emotional way rather than physical and can seem very standoffish romantically in the early stages because they’re “testing” so yes during this time which many don’t like and usually end up scrapping them for, they end up being stiff during this period. The thing is this is just a defense mechanism and no Scorpio Venus is inherently a monster who gets off on your suffering-they just want authenticity and someone who’s real and in their:to some seems over the top methods they weed out those who aren’t looking for something serious with them. They are honestly huge softies and have HUGE HEARTS. Many are very sacrificing and easily emotionally aroused when they’re in love. Being with a Scorpio Venus isn’t necessarily an easy task as a lot of them do have their own insecurities and walls in place to insure they’re own safety which can make them seem self invested and heartless in a way but you must remember this is just a mechanism and nothing more. I’ve learned that being with a Venus in Scorpio or any scorpio placement for that matter is just about being yourself. It isn’t about changing your ways or “being hard to get” it isn’t about mind games or being the one with the power—and it’s not at all about “proving your worth” aha being with them isn’t a job or a chore and I really wish they weren’t described this way :( but honestly just be yourself! If your loud and obnoxious and they pursue you? Obviously they like that in you so don’t change that! If your sensitive and over emotional like me? Aha be that. Scorpios are intense and want to see you laid bare so if you read to deeply into those Scorpio posts and that whole “how to pass the Scorpio test” mess you won’t really ever meet them on a real level plain field. Being with them is just being honest and being sure it’s what you wanna do.

🎶Kelela onanon

♣️Venus in Capricorn: they are actually soooo laid back! They aren’t like super serious or angry like everyone makes them out to be and I’ve seen them date young and old partners! I guess it’s more about being an old soul then it is about being old in looks. They are super easy going and have an immensely comfortable atmosphere! They are so earthy and remind me of the end of summer near fall. They do want something serious and can be very mature and heavy in their relationships but also in a paradoxical way they do better in relationships with people who are a little more lax and bubbly then they are! Not saying they can’t date someone equally as serious about intimacy but I’ve met so many of them who come out of there shell around people a little more out of their personality type. They make excellent friends and dating them or flirting with them for that matter is also fun In itself. Me being a Venus in Gemini I LOVE how awkwardly straightforward they are about romance and how many silent giggles and ignored sighs I’ve gotten from them. The low grins disguised as frowns and the red faces. They are so adorable and honestly have such warm and sensuous personalities. Being with them similarly to venus I’m scorpio is about having a sense of humor and not taking them or life to seriously. Yes they can be pragmatic and mature but often times it alludes the carefree spirit in them.

🎶Foals balloons

🀄️Venus in Gemini: ah my placement. Venus in Gemini get torn up on this site and off this site. It’s a recurring statement that we are absolutely incapable more so then any sign of monogamy and consistent feelings in a relationship. Single life am I right? Wrong. Venus in Gemini and many of the ones I’ve met are not as promiscuous as we are made out to be and I think people misunderstand the planet mercury and that’s ever so prevalent with the interpretations of Venus in Gemini. Often times Venus in Gemini are fairly celibate and for a long while-sure some enjoy the concept of a relationship but due to our highly mentally based love nature we are also aware of how demanding and emotionally elevated one must be to be with another. We look at romance from all angles and handle it cautiously. I may find someone attractive but I don’t see them as someone I intend to date for the sake of it and I certainty wouldn’t persist on sexual involvement especially considering how easily emotions and actions correlate. Venus in Gemini are if anything extremely mature in regards to emotions as scattered and turbulent as they are. Love isn’t just as easy as saying 4 letters and it’s not as easy as holding hands. Love demands a meeting of minds and a meeting of bodies. It’s a commitment to someone and it’s something that you must bare all too and Gemini venus know this is the gamble with love and many avoid relationships all together and even self sabotage but not out of a need for “variety” nor out of a need to “experiment” we are insecure-we are afraid because the child in us fears the idea of investing in someone just to have those feelings fade-to have our lovers lose interest or suddenly decide it’s not for them. For that reason Gemini venus inherently maintain a special distance especially when in love in the early stages as to make sure the love is heartfelt and genuine. To some we just don’t know what we want, but really we know all to well and mercury keeps us aware that things an change-people can change and the one thing that doesn’t change for a Gemini venus is “love” we’re picky and don’t open up easily and often times the charming and talkative demeanor is an act. Being with a Gemini venus is exciting! It’s vivacious and full of color-it’s childlike and absolutely endearing but we are complex and there are many walls that need to be pulled down before you see the child behind it all. Venus in Gemini are usually known by their trademark to always feel “iffy” about there relationships and tend to need reassurance that often they provide themselves but it’s nice to give it to them once and awhile! And despite contrary belief they do crave intimacy and love being in an emotionally expressive relationship.

🎶the neighbourhood IDK/24-7

There’s so many others I will talk about in the future but here’s some for starters.

#mine #Venus opposite Saturn #Venus square Neptune #Venus square Uranus #mars square Pluto #Venus in Scorpio #Venus in Gemini #Venus in Capricorn

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b00bstone · 7 years

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half the ask the blogger questions please u can pick which ones

so i think this is half

2. If you could have dinner with any 3 living or dead people, who would they be and why?

my moms dad. because he was apparently bi. and my mom doesnt talk about him a lot so im curious. 2. van gogh. i feel like we would get along. we are both depressed and wanna die. and like to paint. altho hes wayyyy better than i could ever hope to be. and 3. celestine. i really fucking miss her.

3. What makes you laugh?

not a lot tbh. my sense of humour doesnt make a lot of sense but thomas sanders usually does.

9. What do you like to do on the weekends?

sleep and cry.

13. Tell me one surprising fact about you.

i like exercising. i dont do it because i never have energy but when i do (as long as its something fun like biking or hiking or swimming) then i really enjoy it.

the rest is under a readmore because this post is long af and it gets kinda depressing... (i hope i did it right)

15. What were you like as a child?

not much different than i am now. annoying and selfish.

16. What are some things on your bucket list?

i wanna go to space (which is crazy for someone whose two main fears are heights and the dark)

i wanna kiss someone really cute and have that feeling that all those poems and songs and books and movies talk about. the magical one.

i wanna get married. like the white dress and the reception and everything.

i wanna go to pride parade.

i wanna go to a gay bar

i wanna be so in love with someone that it makes everyone else simultaneously jealous and hopeful. like of course someone that loves me back too.

i wanna live somewhere like seattle.

i wanna go see a broadway musical in person.

i wanna go to a concert

i wanna have REALLY great sex.

i wanna travel the world.

and ill end it there or it could go on for years. then this post would get REALLY long.

23. If you could give your younger self one piece of advice, what would it be and why?

its ur life. do with it whatever the fuck u want. and if people object then flip the bird at them and say fuck u i only get one of these and ill live it how i please. because maybe if younger me had heard that id be braver and actually be able to find in me the courage to leave this house behind and carve out my own little hole in this world.

24. If you were stuck on a deserted island and could only bring one thing, what would it be?

a plane fully stocked with fuel and a pilot. the pilot comes with the plane and the fuel so it all counts as one thing.

29. What would you do if you won a million dollars?

buy myself a house far away from everything and everyone and move all my fav people there and their fav people and just chill there for a while.

30. If you could have one superpower, what would it be?

the ability to get a rough idea of the future. like good or bad. u know.

32. What actor or actress would star as you in a movie about your life?

Imelda Staunton

34. If you could trade lives with anyone else for one day, who would you trade with?

trump. one day is all id need.

39. Are you a picky eater?

yes. i hate meat. i always have. and as a little kid i didnt even know how animals were treated. i just hate the taste. adn i hate cooked veggies. raw veggies are ok but cooked ones are gross. and spinach is gross. and there are a ton of other stuff i could list

41. What beverage do you consume most often?

energy drinks. i had like 5 today.

42. What is the first thing you wash in the shower?

hair.

44. How are you feeling right now?

sad.

48. Do you love yourself?

fuck no.

49. When was the last time you cried and why?

like 5 seconds ago. because im depressed and hate myself.

53. Have you ever flown in an airplane?

yeah. i was terrified of it as a little kid.

55. Are your parents or guardians strict?

well the only people i know whose parents are worse than mine on the strictness scale i recently realized have abusive parents so id say yes. they are rather strict.

57. Have you ever been in love?

yeah. requited love? nah.

58. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?

the only time it is acceptable to bite ice cream is if it is in sandwich form.

59. Did the one person who hurt you most in your life ever apologize?

no i still havent apologized to myself yet.

60. What are some of your turn-ons?

confidence. but like humble confidence. vulnerability. being into me.

61. What are some of your turn-offs?

cockiness. being an asshole. not being into me.

63. What are you thinking about right now?

my turn ons and offs and how much i hate myself.

65. Do you ever illegally download entertainment such as music, movies, etc.?

… ok so if ur from the FBI i need u to look away. ok now that the FBI isnt reading this. yeah i illegally stream movies and tv shows. not so much music tho. ok FBI u can continue reading now.

66. What is your zodiac sign?

cancer

67. Do you believe in karma or predestiny?

i dont know. i mean it makes sense. karma that is. predestiny is kinda depressing but i was raised in a very christian enviroment and the bible is confusing on that. so i dont really believe in it because then like my reason for living outside of people and my dog is almost completely gone.

68. Is there anything you want to say to anyone right now?

to my romantic soulmate: if ur out tehre come find me bitch. im lonely and want someone to kiss.

70. What is your stance on abortion?

i think its not my decision to make for other people. i dont think i would eget one personally but if someone else wants to then thats their choice and they should be allowed to make it.

71. Do you believe in ghosts?

yeah. it just seems plausible.

75. What do you daydream about?

having friends. and a bf/gf. being happy and seeing my friends and boyfriend or girlfriend all the time. not living here. i also fantasize about killing myself sometimes. or just dying in general. but its mostly about having friends and a significant other.

76. Where do you want to live after retirement?

i dunno. maybe switch between hawaii and alaska. or just hawaii with occassional trips to alaska.

77. What would you change your first name to?

joseph.

78. If you believe in a God or Higher Power, what one question would you want to ask Him or Her?

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?! theyd get what i mean.

82. What do you worry about most?

being alone forever and everyone hating me as much as i hate me

83. When was the last time you tried something new and what was it?

last weekend. it was food.

84. Who do you compare yourself to?

lots of people, one person specifically whose name we will not use tho is blub. im not gonna give away any info on this person. but i kinda hate them for no reason. theyre a nice person that i barely know but i hate them and theyre so much better than me. which is part of why i hate them.

86. What five words would you use to describe your personality?

annoying. needy. selfish. weird. ew.

89. If not now, then when?

good question. when someone wants to date me.

90. Is it possible to lie without saying a word?

yeah

91. What activities make you lose track of time?

talking to friends. crying. sleeping.

93. What is your biggest regret?

not dying earlier?

95. Are you a messy person or a clean person?

messy messy messy.

97. How tall are you?

like 5.5 o5 5.6

98. What is your guilty pleasure?

eating a ton of cheetos. and also using bathbombs and facemasks.

99. Do you prefer sweet or salty?

lately salty more. but my fav is cheesy.

100. What is your favorite social media website?

tumblr is a hellsite but probably tumblr.

thanks for asking my depressed ass some questions!

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Okay, so it's that time of year where I really want some new partners -- or just some new plots if we're already writing together!

I've included below some plots that I am super interested in -- whether you're someone who just falls in love with plots and headcanons a bunch or wants to do writing threads, I'm up for either. I've fallen into a bunch of free time with leaving an organization that I was with and don't plan to replace it with anything except for writing.

Feel free to like this or to message me, I'd love to hear from you!

i’d really love a plot where there’s this like innocent virgin who’s really good-ish friends with this super hot player type of guy and they just he stands up for her and it’s not like he pressures her for anything, they’re just really good friends !! and one night they’re going to a bar and someone makes an asshole comment about her (it could be about her being a virgin or the guys next victim or whatever) and then the guy goes to defend her and instead of him being able to say something he’s super surprised when she turns around and just punches this guy in the face and he ends up having to like have to drag her off of the guy and then because wow she let one of her impulses take control and it worked and it felt better than bottling everything up wow !! maybe she should give into more of her impulses and then they’re walking back to her house or hotel room or whatever and they’re talking and laughing about the whole thing and she makes a comment about how i was nice to let go for once and then next thing he knows !! she’s kissing him and then one thing leads to another and they hook up and wow !! what next ?? are we still friends ?? are we more ?? idk i just really want it i’m looking at this now and just

plot where “your best friend left my sister at the altar because you made him question if he was ready or not literally seconds before the wedding and i’m supposed to hate you by association but the reception’s happening and there’s an open bar and oops we slept together oops we keep sleeping together my sister’s gonna kill me i’m supposed to hate you oh it turns out your best friend is staying with you and you’re defending his actions what the fuck is wrong with you………………wait were you sleeping with my sister before the wedding is that why you convinced your best friend to leave????”

someone give me a plot where muse a is living in this nyc apartment complex, and the apartment across the hall from her has always been empty, until one day she finally sees someone moving in. she introduces herself to the guy moving in, muse b, and is immediately attracted to him. before long, they end up going on a few dates, although muse b is hesitant at first, and at the end of the third date, muse a tries to invite muse b into her apartment for the night, but he declines. she’s confused and initially embarrassed, until he tells her that she should come into his apartment, because he has something to show her. they walk in and there’s a teenage girl on the couch. muse a is extremely confused now, especially when muse b introduces the girl as the babysitter. it isn’t until a tiny little two-year-old comes toddling around the corner that she realizes that muse b is a single father.

plot where muse a and muse b first meet when theyre both young and stupid at a wedding they hit it off things happen they hook up and that’s that then years later theyre reunited through another wedding both have matured and whoa they got way hotter from before and what a coincidence muse a is in the wedding party again as the maid of honor/best man but this time muse b is the bride/groom but oh not to worry it’s all completely platonic we were dumb teens the last time we hooked up of course but wow why didnt i actually try to hold a real conversation with you you’re so smart and funny and you make me laugh we could be really good friends and they are good friends and muse a becomes muse b’s confidant and the designated person they run to when things get rough like do you think the ring’s okay/is it just me or does this dress look completely wrong/we decided on blue and silver for the colors but idk i always hated that it’s so cliche and muse a is there through it all slowly slowly slowly falling in love with muse b and is conflicted like do i tell them how i feel what the fuck am i saying no i can’t ruin this for them theyre marrying my best friend but theyve become my best friend too until one day muse b runs to muse a i think my fiance’s cheating on me and i know he’s/she’s your best friend can you find out for me oh god please ((and ofc if the fiance is cheating on muse b then theres that whole issue of muse a finding out and trying to decide between their own happiness and their best friend’s happiness with the person they’ve started to love))

no decided face claims / male and female pairing PLOT BUNNY MUSE A is a secret service agent who has been assigned to protect MUSE B, the president’s daughter, much to their frustration and annoyance. The pair don’t get along, to say the least, and have little to nothing in common aside from her father and he’s making it very clear that he has much better things to do than be trailing around behind her these days.

cliché best friend’s older brother plot where muse a is infatuated with their best friend’s older brother muse b, who they see occasionally when they’re over to study or for a sleepover. when muse a is a freshman and at their first high school party, they have their first kiss who’s later discovered to be muse b. muse b rejects muse a as soon as they’re confronted, which leaves muse a heartbroken until muse b goes off to college. three years later muse a gets accepted to the same college as muse b, and they see each other once again.

can i have a plot where muse a is this rich guy and he’s in a relationship but he also has a side girl aka muse b who he sees often and makes sure she’s taken care of and pampered and basically she’s his stress relief, his “baby girl” and he always visits her when he comes home from business trips and also sends her to places in his own private jet to come see him whenever he wants and she’s basically his secret and it all starts out as fun and games and cuteness and sexiness until muse b wants more ( an exclusive relationship ) and muse a can’t give it to her pls!!

ok but a 1x1 with two single parents maybe one is a widow and one is getting divorced and yeah they’ve always sat in the back of pta meetings making jokes about helicopter parents but then suddenly they’re both alone and there are so many possibilities and just a relationship between two adults who have dealt with enough and lived enough that they know what they want and aren’t looking to fuck around and yeah maybe they start off as ‘ur a parent and u understand my life and how hectic it is so maybe we can just help eachother out in the bedroom section of our lives’, maybe it turns into something real and the slow integration of their families and lives and in the end maybe they still do sit at the back of pta meetings and make fun of other parents

I have an 8 AM tomorrow and I can hear you having sex above me. Stop that shit. - MUSE A is a light sleeper, and they’re very serious about getting their sleep. With their 8 AM in mind, they went to sleep around midnight to get a solid amount of sleep. Cue the bed squeaks through the ceiling. Sounds like MUSE B’s having a lot of fun up there – oh, there are the moans. Hell no. MUSE A stomps up there to give MUSE B a piece of their mind. MUSE B apologizes and the noise stops. Time skip to next week. Oh, the familiar sounds of bed squeaks and a different person’s moans. MUSE A is back at MUSE B’s door. They’re not so nice this time around. This keeps happening until MUSE A really loses it. Fun stuff.

#wantedplots #1x1 #1x1s #indie #wanted 1x1 #Emily talks

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