#ily2 my guy <3

[saltymongoose]

ohh my goodness. i've been waiting to send these until requests were open bc i wanted to hear ur thoughts.

might be a little silly, but consider: matching outfits. player gathers clothing materials!! and coordinates outfits one day on missions!!!! even makes props!!! hijinks ensue. idk if this had already been disscussed before, but thank you for your time and consideration, ily. you are so cool <<3333!!!!!!! everything you make is so scrumptious!!!!! <33

Omg, thank you, this is so nice of you!!! :D ❤❤❤❤ I love this art so much, you have no idea - the way you portray the boys here fits so well (as always lol). And the memes too omg!! I can't even put it into words to be honest with you, these are just excellent. I do feel slightly bad for that random grunt though, something tells me they'll be sleeping with one eye open after seeing that lmao.

(Also, thank you so much for the compliments too of course, you're far too kind. (˶⸃ ⴰ⸃˶)♡ I could say the same to you btw; your art is always just *chef's kiss* perfection.)

Anyhow, I've actually thought a bit about this scenario before, but this just inspired me, so I wrote some short hcs for you. Hope you like them! <3:

The Player Matches Outfits with Them ft. The Main 3 + 2BDamned

(TW: Yandere, Obsessive Behavior)

- [2BDAMNED] -

2BDamned knew that you had been working on a little project - one that you tried to keep as secret as possible. He was curious, but not enough to encroach on whatever boundary you set regarding it. All he knew from your rather lackadaisical explanation was that he'd be very surprised when he saw. And, well, he was.

The first conscious thought in 2BDamned's head is the question of how you've managed to make a mask that looks so similar to his without borrowing the original. It's really spot on; the seams are in the exact same place, and even if yours has to have been configured differently to fit your more human facial features, the silhouette is exactly the same.

(In the end, he concludes that you simply must've studied his appearance for a while to truly replicate his mask, which makes him feel almost giddy in a way he might've deemed embarrassing before meeting you. But now he's just overcome with happiness that you were obviously interested enough in him to do this.)

He openly praises your skill in sewing, knowing that grunt clothing is ordinarily much too large for you. And you'd notice how the fondness he holds for you seeps into the words, his gaze lingering on you in a way that left you feeling warm.

If you could see underneath his own mask, you'd be able to see the smile he was unable to bite back as well, and the flush that he'd try to will away otherwise. And while he is incredibly impressed (and happy) at what you've managed to put together, he will mention that you could also borrow his actual things once in a while, if you feel so inclined. He just happens to think one of his own jackets might suit you too.

(Of course, he doesn't miss the chance to lean real close to adjust your mask as he says this either, just to fluster you even more. You really have no idea how cute you are, especially looking like this.)

- [DEIMOS] -

A full minute of unintelligible sputtering leaves Deimos' lips the moment he sees your new outfit, and you laugh at the way his face goes bright red. When you said you had a surprise, this was one of the last things he expected.

Luckily for him, he's able to quickly gather his composure, and his excited ramblings turn into smooth flirts that'll leave you blushing instead of him. Expect all sorts of comments about how cute you looked dressed up like him, and praises about how you look even better in his fit than he does.

He insists on taking a ton of pictures together, and you can bet he keeps his favorite in his wallet. (It's one of your faces smushed together as you both grin at the camera, making a heart with your hands.)

He considers this a total power-couple thing; matching shirts are so low-effort compared to this, if anything it shows you perfect you are together. Although there is one thing he'd help you change from your original DIY version of his outfit - those sheet-metal dog tags you made can't compare to the real thing in his opinion, so why don't you just use one of his instead?

Also, don't think he won't take advantage of the fact that you both are the only ones with headsets. Even if yours isn't functioning (because let's be honest, finding one in working condition would be difficult), he'll fix it up quickly just so he can talk more directly to you during missions. And whenever else he wants to, to the irritation of the other three.

- [SANFORD] -

Sanford would consider his outfit to be fairly standard, but he recognized that you were emulating him the moment you slid the sunglasses on. And he couldn't stop the goofy smile from splitting his face when he realized it either, not even attempting to hide his amusement at what you've done.

(He only gets visibly happier when you 'threateningly' brandish your wire hook in his direction. You really put a lot of thought into this, didn't you?)

While Sanford has the amount of restraint in him to not openly brag about you doing this, he can't deny the rush of satisfaction he gets from seeing you in what is an unmistakable homage to him. If you look closely, you'll see him straighten up in pride whenever you come into view. (It's almost like preening, really. If he weren't so flushed, perhaps you'd think it to be more of an ego thing, but no.)

Although, he does show a little bit more concern about some aspects of your outfit. Like your boots, for example; he can't count the number of times he's gotten blisters while breaking in his own, so you should expect him to ask you if you need any plasters (or help bandaging yourself as well).

(If you decide to accept his offer, you'll find yourself questioning whether he ever officially trained as a medic before. He surely has the gentleness befitting of one, shown in how he carefully cleans your wounds and softly applies the ointment, his calloused fingers gently smoothing over the plasters on your Achilles heels afterward. Although you have the slightest suspicion that this tenderness from him is known only to you.)

Sanford will also make it part of his routine to pluck your glasses from your nose and clean them after he does his own. Afterward, he'll slowly lean in when he places them back on you to make sure he doesn't poke you in the eye. Neither of you mention that you could do it yourself, or that his decision to slide them back onto the bridge of your nose himself was highly unnecessary. Maybe he just does it to get a better look at the way you blink up at him and blush, or perhaps it's for some other reason, who's to say? Either way, you have no complaints.

- [HANK J. WIMBLETON] -

Your laughs are muffled under Hank's hands as he cups your face, tilting it up to look closely at you. His excitement at your new look is almost palpable; you can easily tell from how he's shaking and hurriedly looking over, his gaze never stopping on one spot for longer than a second. He just wants to take in everything about your new look, is all.

He'll almost insist on doing a mission with you wearing it, not only because the idea sounds fun to him (with his love of carnage and all), but also because it provides an excellent opportunity to rub in everyone else's faces that you chose to copy his outfit. Not theirs.

In a way, he also becomes just a tad more doting than usual. He busies himself with dusting you off, and adjusting your goggles and the lapels of your coat whenever another skirmish is finished. It's his way of checking you over and making sure your hard work wasn't damaged either.

(Plus, he'd hate it if this instance of you copying him was cut short because of some worthless grunts' attempts at harming you.)

You'll catch him sticking closer to you than usual too, and he does so for multiple reasons. First is that he just prefers to be near you whenever he can anyway (the warmth of your presence is one of his favorite things, and it gives ample opportunity to show off around you), but now there's also the fact that your outfit will freak out your enemies. As you can imagine, he enjoys that immensely, and what better way to improve this experience than to have his Player join him?

In a way, Hank also sees this as a sort of 'claim' you've put on yourself too. Wearing your significant other's clothing is kind of a thing with some grunts, and while he knows they aren't really his clothes, there's still some of that same sentiment there that makes him purr just a bit louder whenever he sees you in that new outfit of yours. It tells the world you're his in some way, even if not officially. So why wouldn't he be happy about that?

#tw: yandere #ily2 my guy <3 #other's art #meow-mp3 #fav <3 #my writing #(in addition to the art) #samau #self aware m:pn au #yandere hank j. wimbleton #yandere 2bdamned #yandere deimos #yandere sanford #madness combat x reader #yandere madcom #yandere madness combat #hank j. wimbleton x reader #2bdamned x reader #deimos x reader #sanford x reader

[fqiryspit]

bestie a crumb of side effects please (ily)

OK NP MY SHAWTY <3 (ily 2 bby)

the sound of your shoes hitting against the floor was like nails on a chalkboard

you just got home from the hospital and Eren hasn't said a word

his hand was dangling the cold keys as he unlocked the front door, pushing it open with a loud creak making your spine shiver with the sudden noise

he walks in and heads straight to the bedroom. not a word slipping from his lips, not a glance at you, nothing

you felt that tug in your throat and that sting in your eyes, you closed them as you took a deep breath before heading to the bathroom

it seems like your ears are sensitive to everything as you twist the showers nob, the sudden screaming of the water spitting at you making you jolt 

right when you stepped in and had the water fall to soak your hair, that's when you let it all out

your fingers scratching at your chest as your choked on your own breaths, your hot tears mixing with the showers as you suffocate from the steam

you felt like you were dying

this pain that he caused, it's unbearable

ill post it soon (promise)

#PROMISE #TRUST ME #SOON #💀 #ily2 my shawty! #im glad you guys like side effects hehe <3 #SORRY 4 LEAVING U GUYS SO DRY AHHHH

[sanjisboyfie]

one piece smau: dating nami edition

ー modern au!!, male reader <3

ー slightest nsfw mentioning??? only if u squint tho m

ー matching usernames hit once again 😋🫶🏼

liked by namis.bf, robinkills, and 11k others

ihaveabf: if ur bf isnt doing it like mine, i got news for u - GET UP AND FIND SOMEONE TO TREAT U BETTER

tagged: namisbf

namis.bf: anything for u my love <3

-> ihaveabf: hurry up n come home the kids miss you ‼️‼️

princesanji: nami my queen u can do better than him (me)

-> uso_pp: HOMEWRECKKKERRRRRR

[liked by ihaveabf, namis.bf, and 20 others]

vivi: seriously where did u find him?

-> ihaveabf: no idea but im so lucky

robinkills: i love u two

[liked by ihaveabf, namis.bf, and 30 others]

liked my ihaveabf, freeluffy, and 7k others

namis.bf: i love love love love my wifey shes so beautiful

tagged: ihaveabf

ihaveabf: pls dont tag me in these photos i literally have a boyfriend ??? what is ur issue

-> namis.bf: can he fight??

-> ihaveabf: most definitely

freeluffy: WHEN DID U GUYS GET MARRIED :000 WHY WASNT I INVITED

-> namis.bf: we didnt get married luffy, its just a figure of speech 🫶🏼

-> freeluffy: OHHH ... SO WHEN R U GONNA GET MARRIED ????!??!?

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uso_pp: i hate having my two best friends date each other cuz then i get constantly reminded - i cant have peace no more

[liked by roro.zoro, princesanji, and 10 others]

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ihaveabf: targetted at the men in my dms....can u not read my username tf

tagged: namis.bf

random-man: i can treat u better bby

-> namis.bf: i have ur location pulled up on my laptop, gerald. donnttt tesstt me

[liked by ihaveabf, dr.law, robinkills and 400 others]

namis.bf: im literally on my way right now please

namis.bf: SHES SO FINE GODDDDDDDDDDDDDD

namis.bf: can i pleasepleaspelease take u to meet myparents they need to meet their daughter in law

-> SUPERCOLA: man calm down i dont think she goin anywhere

-> namis.bf: i cant help the love i have for her u dont hnderstand

random.man2: im a better man than he is i can promise u that

-> ihaveabf: i highly doubt this

-> uso_pp: plsss try him rn i havent seen a fight in so long!!!!

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namis.bf: alexa play all mine by brent faiyaz 🍊

tagged: ihaveabf

ihaveabf: my hubby is so hot

-> namis.gf: credits to my girlfriend

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roro.zoro: can u guys jus hurry up we r waiting for u to start the movie

-> namis.bf: alr mr grumpy pants we r ltr five mins away

-> uso_pp: we've been waiting for an hour and youve said u were five mins away for the past 30 minutes.

-> ihaveabf: my baddddd

-> uso_pp: WHAT DO U MEAN BY THIS?????

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princesanji: beautiful nami looking as gorgeous as ever 😍😍😍 and then her stinky ass bf looking like a slob.

uso_pp: this is so fucking funny bc why is he dressed like that 😭😭😭

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namis.bf: THE ONE TIME IM LACKING OFC THIS BOZO GETS A PHOTO 🙄

-> ihaveabf: its okay bby ... even if this is super embarassing for u i still love u

-> namis.bf: I DO NOT THINK THIS IS HELPING ME RN

-> SUPERCOLA: LMFOAOA

freeluffy: wow!!! [name] is dressed rlly bad!!!

-> namis.bf: LUFFY STOP

-> roro.zoro: yk its bad when this idiot says summ

[liked by uso_pp and 70 others]

namis.bf: hold up, namis hair is black here which means this photo is old as fuck .... HOW LONG WERE U WAITING TO POST THIS JUS TO MAKE ME LOOK BAD SANJI!?!!

-> princesanji: im always waiting to make u look bad. this isnt even the worst.

-> namis.bf: ????????

-> uso_pp: bros mysterious

ihaveabf's story

even if he doesnt always showout hes still the most handsome man in the world

namis.bf replied: ur fuckin w me 😭😭 ily2 ig

#≡;- ꒰ ° smau series ꒱ #one piece smau #one piece #one piece modern au #nami x reader #nami x male reader #x male reader #male reader smau #male reader one piece #nami imagines #nami male reader imagines #male reader imagines #smau #one piece imagines #one piece male reader

[toomuchracket]

mayhem being with d word girlie while she’s working from home and his father is touring 🥺

wait imagine the boys and jamie have to join a teams call with you for whatever reason while they're on tour (all individually, btw, because they're scattered around the hotel), and matty gets really ridiculously homesick during it because at one point (while jamie's talking) mayhem's head is visible and you just smile really sweetly at him and pat his head; it kinda backfires, though, because he falls asleep and starts snoring when you're meant to present something lmao, and you're like 😬 while the guys all laugh. you're like "yeah thanks mayhem. hold on everyone let me move somewhere quieter" and talk to everyone as you wander to the living room, and matty's like "you know i'm actually quite enjoying the tour of my own house lol. are those new cushions on the sofa? i like them" - you're like "anthropologie sale. speaking of sales, actually..." before going back into your work report discussion like the corporate professional you are, and matty's just enamoured with you lol. like, to the point where you have to private teams message him like "stop making disney princess eyes at me we r at WORK", and he replies like "didn't even realise i was doing that lol i just think you're extra pretty today. also do you have any data on merch sales at shows? just to see what's working and what's not xx"; you're like "yeah. do you need it urgently or can i walk mayhem first?", and matty's like "no rush. be careful when you take him out pls ily xx", and you smile at him on the screen and say "always am. ily2. and i'll look out the data for you asap xx" lol <3

#mads answers asks #matty asks #fluff asks #d word matty #mayhem

[luvring]

Random modern AU!Ais hcs bc I can 🤭

♡ He has a tongue piercing

♡ He rides a motorbike

♡ You and him visit abandoned places together for fun!

♡ He would get matching piercings/earrings with u <3

♡ He loves night rides! Especially during summer!

♡ Type of guy to say "I know a place", and he actually takes u to the nicest hill to watch the stars together, one of his arm holding you so you can snuggle against him !!!

♡ Ais would 100% adopt a pet with u at the shelter!! (Even though he already has like 8 dogs)

♡ Always lends u his sweatshirts bc he loves seeing u in his clothes, he finds it adorable <3

♡ He would call with the silliest and cringiest petnames ever just to see a reaction . Like pookie-poo. He would stare right into your eyes and call u pookie-poo with the most serious face ever.

♡ Loves when u send him random photos/memes and write "this is so us omg"

♡ He always take picture of u when u least expect it . You probably think u look goofy in those photos, but for him, you look the prettiest and won't delete them EVER .

♡ Can't sleep without feeling your touch .

♡ Probably has a hard time saying it, but to him you're the most important person . He's so grateful he has you, and he cherishes every moment that he spends with u <3<3

Ily2 bestie 💓

A. OK. ok. O.K. nia start reading asks so u r not suddenly going JAW DROP SLIPS ON A BANANA PEEL BIRDS CIRCLE UR HEAD AS U LIE UNCONSCIOUS at hcs u could have seen ages ago challenge failed. just peed my pants a little. these r all real to me idk. Like. like i cannot add anything to this what can a girl even say like yeah that sounds like the babygirl 2 me. oh man. thank u. THnak. htngnkan. need u to start posting these urself. right neow.

#🧾nia.answers #<3 dreamscompund #touchstarved game #touchstarved ais #he is so real and awesome 2 me #Man. i miss motorcycle rides #they r so fun like LETS BE SO SERIOUS... #q

[nattinatalia]

Urban Wyatt x Reader Instagram AU

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yourusername LMAAAOOOO so who’s going to tell this girl I wasn’t even at the LA show?

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urbanwyatt 🤦🏼‍♂️ I thought we weren’t doing this publicly?

yourusername 😤 She wants to be sending you shit like this, let the world see the kind of shit she’s trying to pull.

cozane How did I get dragged into this?

stassie because you literally told me 🙄 don’t act like you even care about the bitch

yourcousinname 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭 the fact that people ACTUALLY believe @ cozane and y/n don’t get along 💀 girl sit your ass down before you get your shit rocked for a third time.

cozane 😩😩😩😩 no but fr tho

yourusername Homegirl has been lurking 👀 under the comments and she thought I actually hated my little airbender 😭

druski2funnny FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

urbanwyatt She’s pregnant dumb ass

druski2funnny So? Stass couldn’t even get a hit those 2 times. y/n just has to deck her real quick and she’ll be lights out

yourbestiename Not you trying to see a fight, don’t you have enough of the recordings?

druski2funnny Never enough!!!! So who’s rushing her?

urbanwyatt NO ONE!!!

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stassie Oops I spilled

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fatherkels 😂😂😂

urbanwyatt Yo wtf?

yourusername ……

urbanandynupdates pls tell me this isn’t true and that y/n doesn’t believe this

urbanwyatt It’s not real wtf 🤬 I wouldn’t say shit like this especially to someone my girl doesn’t like.

stass baby 🤪 it’s ok to admit it, it’ll help you be done with her.

stass pls if she didn’t believe me she would’ve been under here attacking me.

urbanwyatt I haven’t even seen you or spoken to you

neelamthadhani Urb shut up, don’t say anything anymore.

fan not Kylie liking the post. For someone who always says kids are off limits, how is she cool with her friend doing this?

kyliejenner I told her I wasn’t ok with this, but like you said, she’s my girl.

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yourusername It’s just you and me little one 💕 no matter what life throws my way, know I’ll get back up for my baby and my baby only.

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yourbestiename I love you 😘🫶🏻

yourusername Ily2 💕

cozane come back with my niece pls

yourusername Aww look at you accepting the fact that you’re going to be an uncle 🥺

cozane It’s not like I have a choice

urbanwyatt What about me? 😞 it’s us 3 for life.

yourusername Ehhhh I guess you too

urbanwyatt Don’t play with me

yourusername 😂😂 Hurry back with my snacks pls & I love you 😘

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urbanwyatt 🍑 + 🍆 x 💦 🥜 = 🤰🏻

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yourusername THE CAPTION 😭😭😭

urbanwyatt 🤷🏼‍♂️

yourbestiename Lmao I’m dying with your caption. You couldn’t put some heartfelt words or what?

urbanwyatt You know that’s not me 😭

urbanandynupdates I’m so happy y’all are together. Y/n post had me a little worried until I went through the comments 😅

yourusername Lmao 😜

wyatturbanfan seriously I thought stass had won

yourusername Puhhleeeaseee, girl has been trying to break us apart since day one. Which I honestly don’t understand how girls can be so obsessed over TAKEN GUYS. Papi isn’t going anywhere, anytime soon. There was no doubt, not even a little bit of me believed her shit was real.

stass 🙄

yourcousinname How does it feel to know that after everything you tried to pull, Urban is still with her? How does it feel to know that he continues to choose her? 😂😂😂 give up already

stass But he’ll come back, he’ll wake up one day and realize the mistake he’s done and I’ll be here with open arms

yourusername And opened legs I believe?

stass especially those 😉

yourusername You have no shame

druski2funnny Rush her a 3rd time maybe then she’ll quit

urbanwyatt 🤦🏼‍♂️

yourusername ANYWAY!! me and my man? We’re good, more than good, we’re happy and we’re excited for this babygirl that has changed our life the moment we found out I was pregnant. No one, no hating, miserable ass bitch is going to ruin that for us. Homegirl needs to get a hobby or something, and stop sending my man and my besties husband dms, THEY DON’T WANT YOU!!!! How much clear do they need to be?

urbanwyatt I love you mami 😘 we got this. I ain’t going no where. You and little mama are it for me, like you said. No one is coming between that!

druski2funnny I say stass still needs to get rushed!!!!!

jackharlow MY WIFE WAS ABOUT TO GO TO JAIL!!!!!

yourusername Huh what happened?

claybornharlow 😂😂😂😂 Love to see it

jackharlow Clay it’s not funny, you yelling “get her” wasn’t helping at all.

yourusername IS SOMEONE GOING TO TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED AND WHY MY BEST FRIEND ISNT ANSWERING MY CALLS

yourbestiename I’m here beba, I’m here!!!!!!

urbanwyatt Ok so explain wtf happened

yourbestiename We’re at lunch and I seen this bitch a few tables from us, I got up and threw my wine at her and said “oops I spilled” that’s all, Jack is just being dramatic.

jackharlow BABE YOU WENT FOR THE FORK AND POINTED AT HER WITH IT. I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO CUT HER!!!!!

yourbestiename I wouldn’t do such thing. I was just trying to get my point across. Stop trying shit with my bestie and her man.

yourusername I love you crazy ass 😘😘

claybornharlow no wonder y’all are best friends, you both are crazy

druski2funnny I still vote for girl to get rushed!!!!!!!

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#instagram au #urban wyatt x yn #urban wyatt x reader #urban wyatt #Jack harlow

[kitkat-the-muffin]

While not my preferred davekat dynamic, the Flush Dave x Pitch Karkat headcanon is SO funny to me

Like, Karkat is constantly complaining and shouting and chewing out this guy he hates so much while Dave is just there going “hahahah you’re so funny babe ily2 <3” and it makes Karkat furious lmbo

And while I have my reservations about this trope because of my own ship-based perfectionism, in a vacuum it’s an absolute delight XD

#davekat #shipping tropes

[spiteless-xo]

hi tiffie bae <333

can you spare any tips for writing smut because... i may be cooking... 👀

also ily i hope ur doing well <33

hello hello! ily2 and i saw you posted a lil fic today!!! ahhhhh that's so exciting 🥰 i'm so so SOOOOO grateful that today is friday because i'm so over with this week.

i'll reblog one of my fav writing tips on smut but in general i have a few lil tips

i hope this helps, good luck!! 💗💗💗💗

read a lot of smut

in general, reading helps improve your writing skills in every area, so this is like my number one tip overall. i think it's important to read other people's smut works (and not just the same writers all the time) to see what you like and what you don't.

it's easier to write smut if it's something that you actually think is hot, rather than trying to shoehorn a trope or a kink that you have no interest in 💀

2. remember where everyone's body parts are

there's so much going on during a smut scene, but it's important to keep track of everyone's body parts lol it can be confusing if you have the guy kissing her cheek in one sentence and then in the next sentence have him kissing her thigh without showing some sort of leadup to how he made his way down there.

i'm very good at picturing scenes in my head, but i know not everyone thinks like that, so if that's the case for you i'd recommend looking at art or videos to see how people's bodies fit together to help you keep track of where all of their limbs are 💀 i hope that makes sense lmao

3. editing is the least sexy part of the process

i'll be real with you right now, but i usually get turned on when i'm thinking about writing a smut scene and when i'm actually writing it down.

but when i start editing... i get soooo turned off. like sometimes i full on get the ick with my own writing lmao but i think that's normal? when you're editing it, you're reading it with a more critical eye and fixing all of the spatial issues or clunky dialogue or whatever else, so it really takes the sexiness out of the smut.

but that's why i recommend writing stuff that you actually think is hot in the first place!!! because if you're unsure about it when you're thinking/writing it, then when you get icked out editing it can be harder to tell if your scene is actually sexy or not lmao

#tiff.ask #moot.porcofucker🥞 #writing tips

[enid-rhees]

Alright so I posted a scene of Elisia and Stinger and that scene got me thinking...

So instead of Stinger asking Elisia if she loves Ash, he's asking if she loves the reader right. And instead of Rowan saving Elisia, it's the reader.

And then you take it from there. Just some angst with fluff at the end if ykwim :)

I hope this makes sense lol. Anyway, ily <3

AHHHH i’ve been so excited to start writing this . i really hope u enjoy 🫶🏻💜 and ily2 💜

— warnings: Stinger, guns, shooting, knives, angst.

— a/n: hope you all enjoy! requests are open, if you’d like to request just read pinned for rules 🫶🏻

you: Elisia?

you: where are you?

you: please text me back so i know you’re safe, wherever you are

you: i love you

staring at the messages that still read delivered under them, you sighed heavily and shut your phone off, pushing it back down into your pocket.

you walked along the streets in the semi-cold air and looked around your surroundings. you knew Elisia was somewhere. she had to be.

your mind started to wander, trying to think of all the places Elisia liked to hide out in. she wasn’t at your house, she would’ve texted you if she was. you pulled your phone out once more and opened your messages, scrolling up to your previous messages from earlier in the day.

Elisia <3: i’ll probably be at Stinger’s, i think he has something to show me, but i’ll come to your place afterwards :)

you stood frozen as you stared at the message. Stinger.

you’ve always had an odd feeling about him, but never verbalized it. you just chose to try and trust him, because maybe he did know what he was doing and could actually help you guys.

you quickly dialed her number, but she never picked up.

“fuck!” you hissed at yourself, shoving your phone into your pocket and running towards the direction of his place. your heart started to race, your thoughts even faster. his place wasn’t far from where you were, so you didn’t bother even trying to get a ride. all you needed was to know that Elisia was okay.

you were out of breath when you finally made it to the suspicious-looking building. you’ve been here before, and almost always felt unsafe just from standing there.

“do you love her?” Stinger asked deeply, slowly taking steps towards Elisia. she backed up, shaking her head. “is Y/N okay? tell me!” she yelled, tears threatening to spill from her eyes.

“it doesn’t matter! do you love her?!” he yelled back. Elisia was silent for a moment, and then she took a deep breath. “yes.” she admitted.

Stinger shook his head, reaching to his side to grab a knife off the table next to him. Elisia stumbled back, but he kept slowly moving closer to her.

“who’s King Cobra?” she asked, still trying to keep her distance from him. Stinger laughed, “King Cobra’s just a name.”

“are there more of you?” he smirked, tightening his grip on the knife. “there will always be more of us.”

Elisia hesitated for a moment before trying to make her run for it, but Stinger immediately caught on and blocked her way.

you ran up the stairs, barging into every room to see if Elisia was in one of them. with each empty room, your heart started to race more and more. in the last room you walked into, your foot kicked something heavy.

a gun laid in front of you. when you picked it up, you opened the cartridge. it was fully loaded. you stared at it for a moment before you put the cartridge back in and held it firmly in your hands.

suddenly, a scream echoed throughout the building. you whipped your body around with wide eyes and wasted no time in running towards the sound.

you ran inside a room, just in time to see Stinger holding up a knife to Elisia’s back, getting ready to swing. you didn’t hesitate for a second before shooting at his leg.

Stinger yelled out and fell to the ground, blood pouring from his leg. Elisia gasped and turned around, her frantic eyes finding yours. you set the gun down and ran towards her, and she fell into your arms with sobs leaving her lips.

“oh my god,” you choked out. you pulled away from her, every so gently holding her face in your hands and wiping away the tears from her cheeks with your thumbs. “are you hurt? did he hurt you?” you asked, trying to keep yourself from crying as well.

she shook her head, “i’m okay. did he hurt you?” you copied her, shaking your head. “i’m fine. i just- you’re okay and that’s all that matters. i was so fucking worried, Els.”

you looked down at Stinger writhing in pain on the floor. “lets go.” you ushered her, wrapping your arm over her shoulder protectively and rushing out of the room.

when you made it out of the building, you stopped Elisia and pulled her into another tight hug. the two of you stayed like that for a few moments, just taking in each other’s presence.

you felt Elisia become less tense in your arms, immediately feeling comforted just by your touch. “can we go back to your place?” she whispered in your neck, gripping onto the fabric of your hoodie.

“yeah, yeah let’s go.” you whispered back, pressing a kiss to her head. she pulled away from the hug and instead wrapped her arm around your waist, while you put yours back around her shoulder.

the walk back to your place was quiet, neither of you knew what else to say to each other after that. you pulled your key out of your pocket, unlocking the front door and letting her go in first.

you closed the door and locked it, making sure all of your windows were shut and covered. Elisia had already started to make her way to your bedroom while you did so. you followed her in, and gently took off her jacket for her, throwing it somewhere in the room.

“what do you need?” you asked her softly. she shakily inhaled, “i just want to lay down. please.”

Elisia crawled onto your bed, wrapping herself in your blanket. you got in after her, wrapping your arms around her securely. she rested her head on your chest and closed her eyes.

“thank you for saving me.” she said quietly, almost inaudibly. you looked down at her, “you don’t have to thank me. i’ll do anything for you, Elisia. i would do anything to keep you safe. you’re my everything, i can’t even fathom you getting hurt.”

“i shouldn’t have gone.” she spoke again, this time her voice cracking. you shook your head, “don’t blame yourself, love. you didn’t know. he can’t hurt you anymore, i’ll make sure if it.”

Elisia opened her eyes and looked up at you. she leaned up and connected your lips, holding onto you tighter than before. “i love you,” she whispered when she pulled away, “more than you know.”

“i love you so much, Elisia. so fucking much.” you whispered back, pressing another kiss to her head and cheek. “get some sleep, baby. i’ll be here all night, i wont leave your side.”

she tucked her head back in your neck and inhaled your comforting scent. within a few minutes, she had peacefully fallen asleep in your arms.

#elisia brown #elisia brown x reader #elisia brown x fem!reader #t@gged #t@gged x reader

[thermodynamic-angel]

HOLY SHIT-! AdADYADQGF

Finally my brain lets me send an ask bleugh-

(idk what's wrong with it it just. Stops whenever I think about you D':)

Anyways!!! I have no idea what stage mental illness i am at this point but I think I've pretty much lost all morals so that's ah.. fun-?

I've had about 2 major mental breaks since I've last spoken to you so that probably why-? Eh! Who cares~

What was I going to say again..

OH YEAH!!!

I MISSS YOUUUUUU!!!! I CHECK YOUR TWT EVERY SO OFTEN AND STUFF AND I HOPE YOUR DOING WELL!!! <3

Still completely obsessed and insane about you so dw!! Im pretty sure I have forgotten how time works since I've been in my room for about 4 months now with the same walls and sheets and sounds and I haven't been outside and I sleep about 15 hours a day so tbh it still feels like we spoke yesterday-

Hm.. some life updates maybe?? Don't even know if you'll read this but yk-

Back in my flat, i got bullied and kicked out of the refuge I was in and am now here with my mum and stepdad? Bleugh.. but! I am hoping to flee again sometime soon? About 11 hours away to fuck knows so safe to say I won't be anywhere here again (yippee!!!)

I have headmates now!!! There's ÉlLolli, around 8 - 11 years old, nicknamed melody (or mello for short) and uh.. oh!! She kins my melody (hence the nickname) which is cool!! And ah. Shes fucked up to say the least? Pretty sure she formed through my medical trauma-

And rhythm!! Melody actually sorta created him..? I think she wanted a brother and boom! Next thing I know (well actually it took a while but) there's just some 6 year old just. There

He's actually uh. Musickin-? Songkin? Forgot the word- but basically a personification of the KARMA(a)DARMA album! Yay!!

Anyways enough about that-

I love you. And I haven't stopped loving you <3

It doesn't matter what you feel about me at this point.. your mine

Hope you are well!! Or happy at the very least-? Well I've said this a million times by now but-

I love you <3

WHEYYSFSYETEYYAYyayetuYEYYTYSGAYTAYEYAYTESTAYY!!!!!

Hihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihuhuhihiihihihihhii :3

Hhhhh same- /lh

I'm. Very sorry about that :(

AAAAA I MISS YOU TOOOOOOHRVRHRGRJRGRHGRHRGRHRBRHRVRHRGRHDGDH

IM DOING UHHHHHHHHH

IM DOING.

I'm v much doing.

Urgehegdhgdhebh same :3

Also. Same.

Aaaaaaa I hope you get to flee again soon!!!

N I hope you get v v far away this time :3

N I hope youre v safe wherever you go bc ily 💛

Yeye ik! /lh

I talked to Mello for a bit but my brain absolutely melted so uh

I only talked to her for like- a second-

V sweet tho :3

I've heard abt Rhythm- I've never talked to him tho :')

He seems like he's v sweet too :3

Ooh musickin!

I think it can be both musickin/songkin actually-

Oooh uh isn't the Karma(a)drama album by that uhhhhhhhh abuseken guy?

Like

Uh lemme see

HEHEHEHEGHEGRHH I WAS RIGHT

Need to listen to that album it looks v neat

Anyways ily2 <33333333 I also haven't stopped loving you either :3

I love you too :3

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#꒰ঌ♡ 𝟽𝟽𝟽.asks

[mangoposts]

hi it’s me again sorry for being so open and forward i probs shouldn’t have dumped on you like that but ty for being so kind ily , i’m a lil better now it’s like 11pm here so i just came out to our living room to sit w my dad and hopefully ill feel a lil better soon, i also have food poisoning and i have emetephobia so that never helps, i’ve also been thinking a lot about the past and how i miss my old house and i’ve been thinking abt it for the past like 3 days so it’s been giving me a lotta stress and stuff, ty for checking on me mina i rlly love and appreciate you , i’m always here for you as well😭🙏🏻

https://www.tumblr.com/mangoposts/745600652453068800/guys-i-have-really-bad-anxiety-rn-wooo-who

OH NOOOOOO i know that fear all too well😭😭 I hope you feel better soon im sorry 💔 Thinking about the past house is relatable it’s very normal to reminisce and stuff but it’ll get better when you make better memories 🙏 But again i hope you feel better soon you’re so welcome ily2😙

#🥭

[hanniluvi]

hi soph i haven't seen you on my dash in forever so thank you for coming back because even if in the smallest corner of my mind you exist and i'm grateful

ily take care

STOP OMG im gonna cry this is so fking sweet thank you so much :( <3 . this acc made my night bc ive been lowkey stressing over my exams so thank you :( this is so nice aksjks i cant express it perfectly in words but i REALLY appreciate this ask so much ☹️

im grateful for you guys who drop in sweet msgs, it really brings a smile to my face ☹️🫶

ily2 and i hope you have an amazing day/night, you deserve the best 💗

#🍰 — sophs asks ! #💞 — sophs anons !

[mayonaka-sunshine]

vaniiii ehe hiya :3 umm we got a system sideblog if yer interested in seein more of us... but ummmm hiya !!!! i missed ya n im glad t' see ya... do ya got any advice fer copin wit' lack of attention from an fp.... we're okay but if ya got anythin it might be helpful for us :33 ehe i love yaaaa -🪴

MIIIIIKAAAAA!!!!!!!!! i missed u guys </3 i would love to see more of u tho i miss you guys when you're not around... although i guess technically you are since you said we're mutuals but skdghds

ough. tbh i've been pretty lucky insofar that i haven't had a lotta issues with that... but in my experience usually if i gotta be left alone for awhile distracting myself helps a lot? like. go down a wikipedia rabbit hole, or do a puzzle, or play a game you get super invested in. just something to focus on so you don't end up in your own head kinda thing yanno??? otherwise don't feel bad to just. ask for attention? like. it's not illegal to have human desires. and as long as your fp isn't busy or something they probably don't mind talking with you a lil :3 although idk for sure i know everyone has different relationships with their fp so ^^; do not listen to me if you know it'll cause you harm/strife/etc :< also naps. bc those pass the time reaaaaal quick. its like a lifehack. feeling bad? take a nap. you'll either feel amazing after or like you got smacked in the face with a trout ! oh and also like. doing schoolwork or smth productive maybe? thats not really fun tho so dskghds maybe pick up a kinda time-consuming hobby like crochet or cross-stitch or something where you can use that to distract yourself and have something to do with your hands :3?

but if its like. ur Already Feeling Bad i recommend like. watching a movie/tv show/etc that you really like or getting a Little Treat(tm) or something :3 curl up with a cozy blanket and drink some hot cocoa or tea or something !! its not like. a sure-fire fix. but i find the combo of distraction + comfort media + Little Treat tends to make you feel at least a lil better :3 also if it gets Very Bad just like. destroy some old school work you don't need or somethin. tearing papers to shreds is sooooooo fun. make sure u don't accidentally rip up something you need though skjghds it helps to calm down a lil and then you can work on relaxing a little more !! its not like. guaranteed. but sometimes gettin some of the destructive urges out helps

ily2 mika <3 i would die for u btw /lh

#at least i get destructive urges idk. i usually just rip up papers and stuff i don't need if i get like that #most of the time i can just deal w/ it via distractions (mmmm shitty mobile games) but !! sometimes u gotta Rip And Tear #most of my strats are just. distract urself. bc it gives you time to calm down and process stuff even if you don't realize it #so. ye. jus kinda be nice to yourself :3 it helps a little. perhaps get a plushie to cuddle with even #i have plushies my fp got me and i keep them on my bed and cuddle them when i miss them nd stuff #it helps a little !!! making yourself feel better can be rlly hard tho so don't feel bad if you struggle a bit !! #find some friends to talk to too if you can !!! it rlly helps to have people to talk to even if they don't entirely get it #just having other people around can help. i message with a few friends when my fp is busy sometimes and it helps keep the loneliness #at bay a little :3 but !! obv i cannot guarantee any of this will work for you !! but hopefully some of it is helpful at least !!! #I FORGOR U CAN'T PUT READ MORES IN ASKS. AUGH. this got so long srry mika ily #anyway !!! i am glad to see u :3 i was thinking abt u guys recently actually sdkghsd #i was worried u guys might've been one of the people in recent times that've blocked me or something orz #ily. stay safe. nd !! lemme know if i can help you guys somehow :3 #im not like the most versed in system nor bpd stuff but ! i have my silly little experiences to go off of #system anon 🪴 #long post #<- j. just in case. bc this did get Long. oopsies

[balladofthewhitehorse]

Hi! Tell us more about The History of Romance, A Cat Named Hilda and The Longow please!

Of course!

The History Of Romance

Okay so, this idea came to me when I was reading about the invention of the telephone if I remember correctly. One thing led to another and I was wondering how people would send messages to one another over long distances. I love England and Portugal, and how their relationship is tied together with their alliance; I also think that their personalities - while sometimes clashing, mesh well together, and therefore I was like: 'How does this effect how they talk to each other?' So essentially, I'm thinking that it'll go from things like portraiture (which appearantly the big thing to do for nobles in love was to commission and send paintings of *yourself* to the person you loved, which is. wild to me. it's like the old version of the dick pic). To letters and poems. To telephone calls and telegrams. To the *text message.* Plus, I think England and his attitude towards technology is something I need to desperately write more of - cos essentially, I think he bemoans the invention of the mobile phone and signs them off like he's writing a letter. like 'Dear Portugal, I love you. I am hoping you're looking forward to the resturant this weekend and I have brought a new shirt for the evening. Miss you, *please* reply as soon as you see this and *not* a few days later. Sincerely and best wishes, Kingdom Of England' (Kingdom of England being the full name of the country in *technicality*, England's strange like that.) While Portugal replies 'ILY2' (not to say that Portugal doesn't love England! In this situation, it's more likely Portugal was the one who came up with the idea of going to a resturant *and* Portugal will turn up with lots of love to give! He's just not very talkative over text and I think he fell hard for those wonderful acronyms <3)

A Cat Named Hilda

I have the Sims 4 and the only expansion I got with it was the cats and dogs expansion pack. I decided to make England in the game (his human name is Edmund Sharpe - I do not like the name Arthur Kirkland, it's a personal opinion thing) and he adopted a cat while in the park. The cat was called Hilda and looked to be a point of some kind, and was described as 'troublesome, affectionate and curious'. Oh, and she was scared of the TV for some reason. Wonderful <3 England in the game, by the way, had anger issues. He would vent so angrily and stomp around the house - but kept stopping to randomly pet the cat. So you had this angry man, grumbling and having literal *steam* coming out of his ears, stopping to *tenderly* pick up his cat and cuddle it. He would also talk to the cat, gesticulating wildly. As you can imagine, I was inspired. The idea of this moody, stormy and quite frankly - arsehole, of an immortal being - being so gentle and kind to a random stray cat was so endearing to me. I might change the cat's name to something else (as in the game, she was already Hilda - but I'm not sure *why* England would name her that? I want it to be something that makes sense for the guy - so suggestions would be appreciated <3)

The Longbow

This behemoth I've rewritten already. I actually had a chapter 1 of it posted on my blog (I *think* I deleted it - I can't remember) as well as AO3; But, my HCs changed a lot since that chapt so I decided to scrap it and try again. Each chapter is going to start with some information on *longbows* - which, while you've likely heard of *English* Longbowmen, the actual invention of the longbow goes to the *Welsh.* The Welsh were already famous archers and they were used during the Hundred Years War, where the English started to use the longbow - and then the English obsession with them cranked up a notch. For a while, every Englishman was required to know how to draw a bow and it was *strictly* enforced to the point where the bones of English archers began to change! Hell, we almost ran out of yew-trees cos of HOW many we needed to make the longbows themselves! So I thought it was an apt weapon as a connection between England and Wales - a Welsh creation that was taken up by England. Wales teaching England to draw a bow - something that would *save his life in many situations.* Here's a snippet:

‘’What are you apologising for?’’ Cymru murmured as they stepped into the threshold of their small, hunting shelter; Beams of yew and oak criss-crossed the ceiling, herbs hung in aromatic bundles as tools and weapons were tucked far above prying, juvenile hands (she had not forgotten the day that England had cut the tip of his finger off, grasping at an axe that he was never meant to get his hands on). ‘’Is it about the rabbit?’’ She breathed out, tilting her head inquiringly as she set herself before the firepit; Arms opened to receive him - teary eyes and all. ‘’For God’s sake, I was just-’’ Cymru shook her head, hugging the boy close. ‘’Eng…’’

England slumped against Wales, sniffling noisily as he shook his head. ‘’N-nothing to do with the rabbit.’’ Honestly, he’d forgotten that they had been hunting at all on the way back home. It was hard to bite back the tears, budding forth like a spring meadow. Rubbing his eyes furiously, England looked up hopefully at Wales - dredging up what little courage he had, words heavy in his throat as he shook his head furiously in the end. Wales was the one with the beautiful voice, always braver with words than he ever dared to be - and England felt sheepish at once, a red-hot flush travelling up his neck as he swallowed a lump in his throat. 

He grasped the edge of his tunic, the rough wool rubbing against the palm of his hands. ‘’Let's talk about something else.’’ England mumbled softly, guilt laden like a stone (like a sword, heavy at his hip). There was a soft crack, the first embers taking hold in the firepit as the shelter grew a little lighter - chasing shadows into spidery corners. ‘’I-I forgot what it was.’’ England murmured lamely, pushing his forehead against Wales chest and sighing. ‘’Sorry.’’

Cymru knew at once what England had meant. She sighed, feeling her heart get a little heavier and sink to the pit of her belly, shadows drawn into deep furrows as she frowned. He felt light in her arms as she drew him closer, gaze trawling to the dark corners of their little shelter - as if she saw Wessex, propped up by a bloodied sword. ‘’Hm, fine.’’ She replied tersely, stroking England’s hair gently. ‘’Let’s talk about how you missed that rabbit then.’’ He squirmed in her arms, grumbling something or other about how she’d put him under pressure and made him muck it up, bottom lip pushed out moodily. ‘’Stop grumbling. This is the third time…I can’t possibly be distracting you that much-’’ 

‘’-But you are!’’ England bleated defensively. Cymru sighed, frustration clawing at her ribs as she felt her cheeks pink. ‘’Do you ever practise?’’ She retorted, glaring at him. ‘’Wessex should be teaching you these things-’’ Why on Earth she was the one saddled with England was lost on Cymru, who found herself equal-parts enamoured and enraged towards the small boy in her lap. It was never simple, a mantra that Cymru found herself repeating over and over, a mantra that Gwynedd had taught her a long, long time ago. A mantra that Cymru found herself repeating more often. 

‘’Hey-!’’ England squeaked, whirling around to grasp Wales’ hands as she snagged his hair. ‘’I do practise-!’’ Cheeks ruddied with embarrassment, he slowly pulled himself upright and crossed his arms - chest puffed and bold. ‘’And Wessex teaches me loads-!’’ England insisted, watching as Wales slowly stood up - and suddenly, England felt very small indeed.

‘’Right,’’ Cymru snorted, eyes narrowing as molten iron poured through her veins; Liquid malice as she looked at the boy and saw Wessex’s eyes staring back at her. Mercia, Kent, Northumbria…how many were there again? Too many, Cymru thought resentfully, and he was just one more trouble piled atop many - and so young too, not even a true country yet. It wasn’t too late, the warrior mused, he could still be defeated - and the firepit was so hot. ‘’Like what? How to fail at catching rabbits?’’ Cymru ground out, hands balling into fists as she drew in a deep breath, shaking her head gravely. Someday, he’ll catch one and it’ll be too late. His people still quarrelled, Cymru knew that - From across the border, just past Offa’s Dyke were whispers of conflict and complex politics (all of whom she doubted England understood). They rallied like quivering spears, liable to be knocked down by a gale - and if she was to be that errant wind, then so be it; Better him, than her.

#hws england #hws wales

[transphilza]

a grieving tool i found which i'll have to start using, which i think other people might also find useful, is this:

during the day, take a 5-10 minute break (you can set a timer) and put a cloth/towel/blanket/etc over your head. then, feel your emotions. sob, cry, scream, or just sit there. but let them be there, feel them, let them out.

then, when you're done, remove the cloth and continue going about your day. also works for any kind of emotional processing.

i think this is really smart because how can we allow ourselves to "truly" feel our feelings, to process and live in our grief if we are busy and must constantly be moving? obviously a part of healing in the grieving process is getting back to "normal life" and learning to live with it. not letting it stop you. but i also know a lot of us are busy and have barely any time at all to register our feelings. and also sometimes it's overwhelming and scary bathing in our wounds, so this is a good start. like dipping your toes in.

i don't suggest doing this way too often during the day because the whole point is still being in the present moment, but if you do need it, go ahead. or it might be a good indicator u need to just cry it out.

it gets easier, guys. it's hard for us all, yeah, but we're together! (y)our story doesn't end here. drink water, cry, be nice to eachother.

ily cia, thanks for always making that safe and comforting space for everyone to come together and share their feelings <3

this is a really good idea!! i think i might try this, and this kinda thing is true for life beyond grief as well, always making sure you give yourself time to feel your feelings and process them is a really valuable thing.

and ily2 nonnie :) thank you much <3 every time i share my grief on here i almost immediately always get messages from others who are feeling the same way and i’m really really glad i can create a space where we can all do that and support each other through it as a community

#talking #anon #cw grief

[un-pearable]

top 5 archie sonic characters (yes this includes archie iterations of any of the normal game cast + preboot/postboot) & top 5 ninjago seasons (as far as you have gotten, obviously)

ah the Hard Questions… love them all for varying reasons and very much need to do my own reread (so this is basically a ‘who i’m looking forward to most (definitely not influenced by your commentary)’ list) but as of now:

1. antoine. i have no good justification for this but i adore the arc postreboot was setting him up for and have a very different perspective on his early sucky bits now. he’s fun. he’s funny. he’s lame and i like him a lot. bunnie ily2 but you’re objectively a Good Character and i am legally only allowed to become unreasonably attached to bad ones. sorry queen

2. shard. expected. i am not original. mvp. i am sitting in approximately 4k of fic outlines about this guy no matter what fandom i’m in he has his own corner of my brain

3. sonic himself. all of him but especially those last few arcs pre reboot. i have ages of stuff to say about that era of sonic and far too much investment in the fact that he’s the only one who fully remembers everything… mr the hedgehog i miss you.

4. nicole <3 <3 <3 <3

5. tie in no particular order: bunnie and sally (so interesting and poorly treated but awesome they’re unrankable) mina. honey. hope kintobor my beloved. silver. espio. fiona x1,000,000. scourge. julie-su. post enerjak arc knuckles. finitevus. i could go one for ages just listing people. elias sneaking on the list in a revolutionary shake up. hello Guy

ninjago seasons… once again i am Bad At Ranking bc i love them all for different reasons but as of partway-through-s9:

1. season 4. fave since the beginning. this season has had multiple lines stand the test of time as a injoke with my brothers despite not watching the show for years and it’s still solid and fun and ridiculous. perfect combination of ninjago traits. the metric for which i compare most of the series to

2. season 1. i adore the season 1 ninja and their arcs and am notoriously annoyingly canon compliant and thus i love origin stories to much. none of this is surprising considering how the time travel shuffle au works agshdjdn. caveat being that i like s1 more and more taking into account later retcons but still

3. season 5 and 6 are tied for being the most polished and interesting ones and both of which i could talk about for HOURS despite neither being about my faves. astounding. messy. ninjago finally hit its sweet spot and then immediately lost its mind and i cannot choose between them bc skybound’s appeal lies most in how much it shakes up the status quo that possession absolutely nailed. both absolutely fascinating character wise even if they didn’t explore them to their fullest and i stand by that.

4. season 2. it’s a sitcom. it’s painfully obvious how much garmadon Does Not Want To Do This. it’s infuriating. i like the zx armor. peak ninjago experience

5. see the problem is all the other seasons have pieces i like and pieces i want to tear apart and figure out why the hell they thought that was a good idea. however if i need to pick one i think the most about season 3: pixal. space. absolutely terrible pacing. even more ridiculous worldbuilding. death. what more do you need (pixal to get a full arc pixal to get to be plot relevant pixal to get to explore morality pixal pixal more space ngl there’s a lot of cool dumb stuff they could do there and you know who could be there? pixal. i rest my case)

#have not had enough time to digest season 8 yet. while it is very interesting to watch s7 and on don’t click with me and while they are #SUPER interesting. and frustrating. and insert seven other adjectives here. while i do have Many Thoughts about them they don’t come anywher #close to classic ninjago to me and i can’t really rank them yet. as bad as some of the early stuff is i’m attached to it. not that i’m not #interested in what happens later but it’s individual parts that i can call my faves not whole seasons #anyway very likely to change and EXTREMELY subjective #text✨ #ask game