#im too high for this shit

[dvilkings]

bolas voice call: chaos. jaiden charlie and baghs talking gas fumes and such (?). and cellbit and phil talking the missions and the game (?). foolish laughing in the background (?). so many voices. waytoodank

*pac dies*

bolas voice call: SCREAMING

#bro I Can’t #im too high for this shit #that was so much for my brain to handle #qsmp #bolas #rojas bolas

[tallatonk]

my portuguese is so bad, are cellbit n richas planning a fanfic rn? LMAOOO TwT

#im too high for this shit #qsmp #talla talk #liveblogging

[dooptown]

you can't edit polls, which is good, but like could you imagine if tumblr left in a loophole for people to rig votes that were all for essentially meaningless polls

#funnily enough i had to change posts to polls in this post #im too high for this shit

[vaguelygendered]

I miss being young because i miss the potential and the possibility i had not to be the person i am today

#im too high for this shit #goddamn existentialism

[sainzcaleruega]

im high so reading everything about lewis and now 'pissgate' is fucking sending me

#im crying over this #im too high for this shit #but its all hilarious to me #f1 comedy

[amygdalae]

hes just a hungry guy

#my art #volume 13 rocked my shit tbh #im too shy to upload this in the morning im posting it at midnight instead #dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi spoilers #spoilers #laios touden #im too high rn i think i made him sexier than i meant to but ive been staring at it too long i cnt tell

[jaffre]

got SCARED by a big spider crawling on my tv screen while i was playing elden ring, ran away in panic and when i came back it was GONE. when my dad came in to Save me, i moved my character AND THERE IT WAS camouflaged on the map screen

#im too high for this shit #while it was hidden i legit thought i had imagined it perhaps

[lesbianbongwater]

My wisdom tooth finally began poking through my gum and I'm scared

#i can feel it touching the inside of my cheek dude #theres a whole new thing in my mouth wtf #how do kids deal with like 20 of these things coming in all at once #im too high for this shit

[ratphecy-a]

I AM CRYING --- THEY HAD HIM CUT IN THE MIDDLE OF ISABELA’S PART AND SUNG IT OVER HER.

VERY MARIANO OF U

#im too high for this shit #≺ ooc ≻ ┅ ❝ Living inside the walls && Unknown face ❞

[brainrotisseriechicken]

(unfinished)

not something id usually post but i just realized i could post things i wouldnt normally now that ive discovered the art of (forgetting about it and deleting in the morning) so yeah. this was supposed to be a companion piece to that draki drawing i did the other day but i started getting rlly anxious about not matching the brush size w the other one so here we are lol

#scp #scp fanart #dr clef #clefdraki #dr kondraki #by technicality #scp foundation #unfinished art #dont ask about the caption im incredibly irrational sometimes #ehhh not much fo say ill see if this stays up #yall r probably getting tired of me not liking my art but its not too bad i just have rlly high standards and anxiety is a strange thing #in general #sorry about that #shouldnt have posted that to hashtag general #rugi dong #yang bener aja #oh shit #illustration #forgor

[mesugakl]

#darkstalkers #morrigan aensland #marvel vs capcom #art #artists on tumblr #artwork #my art #illustration #my unexpected art secret is that i drew bodybuilders for a short time so im like... ok. at muscles #but i prefer not to bc im too obsessed w high end darkwear #also i really like old guys and used to draw them a lot #going 2 draw more buffwomen and will try not 2 cover them up with mountains of clothes like i like to do w everyone #im going to be tabling at my first ever con soon so i gotta pump that shit out

[tiredmamaissy]

neteyam massaging a lil too low

hehehehe 🔞 mdni 🔞

"right there." you moan softly, neteyams fingers kneading into your shoulders. "that's right where the knot is."

neteyam chuckles softly, cheeks growing hot. "you must have pulled something when you made that shot. it's really tense here" he says, putting pressure into your tight muscle with his thumb.

"i must've pulled my whole back then, because everywhere hurts." you sigh, leaning into his touches.

neteyams hands slowly slide down to your midback, fingers grazing the dip of your spine. "even here?"

"y-yeah. there too." you squeak, back arching slightly as he presses against you. "oh - yeah, just like that."

he kneads gently, working out the knots in your midback too, listening intently to your soft moans. thank eywa you couldn't see his flushed face. "better, yes?" he hums, fingers working their way down the length of your spine.

"yes" you say breathily, feeling the pads of his fingers walk their way lower and lower. "n-nete... i -"

"down here, too?" he presses his body against yours, chin gently resting on your shoulder. "it feels... tense down here too, y/n" he whispers next to your ear, bulge in his loincloth brushing against you.

#high issy talks #neteyam smut #im too high right now oh shit #loak smut #avatar smut #neteyam sully #neteyam sully x reader #neteyam #neteyam x you #neteyam imagine

[ribbittrobbit]

oh nothing im just thinking about how kristen moved to mordred manor with tracker and lives there but she hasnt been adopted by either sandralynn or jawbone but she does talk to jawbone and see him as some sort of… guiding figure.

kristen who once lived in a very close knit stereotypical religious family and then was some combo of cast out and walked away from it.

and yes a family can be your werewolf guidance counsellor, your friend who he adopted, his werewolf niece who is your girlfriend, and your other friend whose mom is dating your guidance counsellor. and also ragh and lydia barkrock and your friend’s ex-villain sister. but like does she lie awake at night and think about her brothers who she left money for? or her parents who she thought loved her until they suddenly didn’t?

what im trying to say is that families man. bio families and families of choice and loneliness and abandonment issues and emotional dependency (bec lets be real in the live show i was truly worried about kristen while tracker was gone on a level that is comparable to my worry over my irl friends) and filling those holes inside yourself because we are all just swiss cheese my man

#kristen applebees #also im not even ready to start thinking about her religious trauma that shit hits too close to home and im not ready #d20 fantasy high #fhsy #d20 spoilers #I NEED KRISTEN TO CRY WITH ADAINE ABOUT HAVING SHITTY PARENTS #ROMANTIC LOVE IS IMPORTANT TO SOME PEOPLE BUT THE VOID IS JUST SO BIG MY GUY ITS SO DAUNTING #thoughts various

[designernishiki]

ladies and gentlemen. we got em

#this is so fucking FUNNY dude banxbsnanxb #STRAIGHT PEOPLE ON REDDIT ARE SO MAD AND IM JUST SITTING HERE. GRINNING. PLEASED #that’s 700x more in character than the alternative and I’m just praying this is true/legit (cause I couldn’t find the exact interview this #is from- but I didn’t see anyone saying it was fake on Twitter/Reddit so idk) #to be fair I could only scroll through comments on reddit for like a minute before it started giving me brain damage so #but yeah bdbxsbscshxjdj YOKOYAMA. MAYBE IVE BEEN GIVING YOU TOO LITTLE CREDIT. #I absolutely love seeing all these basic ass straight folks getting so pissy about him not settling down with a nuclear biological family #and a wife and all that and dying at the ripe old age of his fucking mid-50s #like no shit???? what games have you been playing bro the whole fucking Point of his idea of family is unconventional #he’s literally a fucking orphan who didn’t grow up with any biological family are you fucking fr #dgagdhdhd ANYWAY yeah I’m seriously hoping to high heaven that this is legit #rambling #kiryu #yakuza #rgg #rgg8

[luck-of-the-drawings]

YELLOW MEANS PAUSE. GREEN MEANS FUCKING G O. RED MEANS STOP. MUSTVE BEEN A HOT FUCKIN DAY. Y’ever been in a tent on a hot day? What about a tent made of meat? The air is so heavy with moisture that you could drink it, and youve been running the fuck around all day. Youre exhausted. And they ALL KNOW. The weight of just your own life is almost too heavy to carry, and theres still more to do. Just survive for me, okay?

#jrwi bitb #jrwi fanart #jrwi bitb spoilers #jrwi blood in the bayou #cw body horror #cw eye contact #cw eye strain #rolan deep #LOTSA TAGS ON THIS ONE BC IM REAL PROUD #LOOK AT MY POST BOY #I GOT SOME STOOORIES ABT THIS ONE TOO... #so i got wizard high with a homie. homie left n i brain blasted into the bitb soundtrack #felt emotional and conjured the red picture within about 2 hours #today i worked on the green one and that took most of the day #and then i took some old sketches i foror abt and made that into the yellow one which waaas #4 hours at this point #i got fukin TURBO INSPIRED by the gorefield thing from that one thing like remember gorefield or watever shit was fuqued #4 COLORS FOR EACH PIECE and its so pixely its socrunchy to me #i love pixel horror guys i love it so much #AND THAT RED ONE?? #i put it on twitter and i think its my most popular drawing on there now..... shits CRAAAZYYYY #IM SO PROUD AND SO HAPPPY

[rielzero]

Can ya'll fanfiction writers give me ascended astarion x male reader that isn't just another weird yaoi trope disaster.

I either find stuff unmarked genderwise and end up disappointed having to mentally replace words with masculine ones.

I would write some myself, but I have zero patience for writing fanfiction.

Just a bit exhausted of the "oh no I'm a slave now pls dont hurt me" rather than evil couple who flirts like they're always alone in the room. But they're not, and everyone has to deal with the fact they're extremely affectionate. All the time.

Can a gay man have some peace of mind with the queer vampire, please? I've been begging for this kind of stuff for years as underrepresented as I feel. So difficult to find this stuff. This video game was very freeing for me. To have a character straight up flirt with me when we're both men. Hahdhfkajfhdkfk

I don't even need smut. Gimme affection, I want to read about my tav being adored and tease him back lmfao. Silly vampire husbands being cute.

Ps. The vampire / groom / bride lore is very interesting and is a huge part of my headcanons.

I have so many ideas for fics if you need any.

Anyways I'm going back to working on my fancomic. My askbox is open if u have questions for me :o

Edit: when I mean unmarked genderwise, i don't mean gender neutral. I mean when a fic is intended for a female reader and this is not mentioned in the tags or at the top of the fic. Only a few paragrahps in, suddenly female gendered words are mentioned. That's the disappointment :/ cuz a lot of fics read real nicely until you have to replace words consciously.

#fanfiction writers please #gay romance #astarion gay #astarion #bg3 astarion #a request #very exhausted of the abuse trope in queer fiction tbh #no high school plots pls #sure i like angst but can we have the other one too #astarion x male tav #astarion x male reader #make it gay #im too gay for this shit