#im usually third in the rant out of my four siblings (i dont have a kid or a super good job but at im in university so. third place)

[thatsnotahoodjason]

in my experience of having siblings, the parent has an order when they talk about their kids

and this is what i think bruce's order is:

dick- usually the other person will bring dick grayson up, he's a media favourite of bruce's kids, and he has quite a few non-hero related accomplishments and media friendly stories for bruce to talk about

cass- i mostly feel like cass would be next as bruce loves to ramble about her, mostly talks about her ballet classes or school stuff. would talk about what a kind person she is

tim- in my head him and cass are the same age so when bruce is talking about cass' school work, it links tim in. he'd probably then talk about his photography or work at wayne enterprises

damian- damian hates the fact bruce is after tim in bruce's unconscious order. anyway, damian is next and bruce mostly talks again about his school stuff and new animals damian has adopted- "he takes after you, mr wayne"

duke- i dont actually know if bruce has adopted duke but regardless. bruce talks about how much duke gets along with the rest of the family. would probably do that talk about how much he's learning about pop culture with the teens these days (and then proceeds to give completely inaccurate examples)

jason- obviously jason is last as media still thinks he's dead and i can imagine bruce sorta tries not to mention jason much in public. but when he does 'the kid rant' he can't help it. obviously he can't talk about jason now, so he tries to only talk about him as a kid. maybe a bit about how much damian reminds him of jason. or how jason would've loved his younger siblings if he got to know them.

#he is so the person to have pictures of all of them in his wallet (older jason is hidden behind a picture of kid jason) #obviously this order isn't his favourites. the kid rant barely ever is based on favourites #im usually third in the rant out of my four siblings (i dont have a kid or a super good job but at im in university so. third place) #dc #batfamily #bruce wayne #batman #batfam #dick grayson #tim drake #cassandra cain #duke thomas #damian wayne #jason todd #steph and babs are not included at they're not bruce's kids