#in case u don’t wanna see that.

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

CHANGE OF PLANS ‼️‼️ i think i’ll be able to post the spring fic today …….. >:3 it’s pretty short n sweet but i’m excited to post it !!

#i’m almostttt finished w it #just gotta proofread…. #should be able to get it out before midnight hehe #don’t wanna say what it’s abt in case ~certain mutuals~ happen to see this but . it’s very Ari i think … #that sounds cryptic PHDJDJ #back to writing for now!! if u see this i am kissing ur forehead specifically #ari noises ✩

[martilyongabo]

earlier this morning, my brain slapped me with the realization that most of my character pairings / preferred ships are some twist on a specific trope. i don’t think it really helps that these were all accumulated throughout the years and i HAVEN’T REALISED…!

thank you apocalypse/barrier maiden + knight, i really owe a lot to you 🫠🤧

#bleats #i’m always amazed at how realizations can come in waves or all at once! #sometimes i’m like “ohhhh— OHHHH !” #this one was like “NOOO!!!” #i haven’t shared much of my stories aside from visual tidbits so if ur reading tags u prolly won’t see them for a while yet :’) #unless you’re my wife and you’re visiting my blog again in which case HELLO #puella magi madoka magica has homura + madoka & sayaka + kyouko which is so UGHHH #and a cool role reversal for anthy and utena from RGU! where the knight is also a plot maiden like sayaka but in a diff way #my EO cast has ~2 (EO2 & EO5) pairs but if you wanna stretch that becomes 8… (and i think i only alluded to one so far) #magical boys / CR has two main pairs which play on this since the premise is highly based off PMMM ToT #those who followed me from my CR days know who talking about #oh i almost forgot slay the princess and signalis too! AGHHH! #and finally we get to fire emblem where i predictably go for the deurotagonist bwahahahaha #it honestly makes me excited to share more and i have been trying! i just feel like i don’t work fast enough since i want to give context

[strandedcrow]

crow!! I know I have literally never directly spoken to you before. But. The fnaf movie. Is it good?

!! hello hi hello :D they made a couple lore changes i didn’t like but like that’s just the nature of fnaf i feel, other than that it was SO fun oh my god

#given My Boy isn’t even in the books i will accept his changes in the movie if it means he gets to be there 😭 #and my theater LOST it @ The Cameo which i don’t wanna say what it is in case of ppl not knowing #but like you’ll know it when u see it #it was rlly so fun i can’t believe it’s a real entire movie #ask #forsakenqueer

[sun-lit-goth]

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#in case I don’t respond I’m taking a month hiatus! #I feel cringe for saying this but I was talking to some of u and want u to know I’m not being rude I love u all!!!! #I’m ok though! #just wanna see what happens offt

[padfootastic]

We canonically know that several Death Eaters knew the truth about the traitor (Sirius says he heard them talking about Peter in Azkaban and claims Peter was running from the Death Eaters that avoided prison), but it’s understandable why they didn’t say anything (Sirius is legit their enemy so why bother helping, who’s listening to imprisoned Death Eaters claiming that their Lord’s alleged second-in-command is actually innocent since that just looks like they’re trying to free him so he can take control in Voldemort’s stead and they can unleash destruction on the world again, and those that are free just narrowly escaped Azkaban and sure aren’t going to risk their freedom by being seen helping a “notorious” Death Eater). We’ve gotta wonder about literally everyone else though, because they’ve got no excuses for the lack of questions or an investigation (everyone seems to agree Peter was far less talented than Sirius and also was a coward, so they must have known Peter would never chase after Sirius. Did they somehow forget all prior knowledge? Had nobody ever been framed in the Wizarding World before or something? Why didn’t they check Sirius’s wand?)

ur asking all the questions i’ve been wondering for years lol like again, i get it needed to happen that way for ~plot but like !!! why are there so many holes !!!!

genuinely, the only way it makes sense is:

- someone was deliberately interfering w the case to keep him in prison (gg!dumbles)

- sirius has a bad luck curse cast on him where everything that can go wrong does.

me, personally? i think it was a mix of the first (dumbledore being his ten-steps-ahead chess player + active ignorance) and maybe,,,something something sirius’ case being hushed up and pushed thru in the postwar chaos? people didn’t get a chance to do anything bc it happened way too quick? also the government operates on a more,,,macro/meta level so maybe that? (it’s also possible we underestimate the size of the WW to assume they’d have such intimate access to/participation in the administration etc just bc of the lightning era we saw)

#sirius black #this becomes interesting when i hc that dumbles never liked sirius #the way he was wary of tom riddle #and it gives him even more of a reason to do this #kinda wanna write a drabble around this #not sure how/what but idk. maybe like a. confrontation scene? #ooooh wait i know james coming back and calling dumbles out #‘don’t lie. i know you never liked him. you can hide behind ur merlin damned twinkling and sparkly robes all u want #but i see you headmaster. sirius has always scared you and you hate that. so you thought you’d get rid of him huh? #keep him away because you know you can’t control him’ #or something along those lines idk #but yah. sirius’ whole case is one big frustrating mindfuck #pen’s asks

[spencereid]

braindead criminal minds takes include “stop complaining about not seeing the teams personal lives it’s a CRIME show. plus irl they’d be pretty work-focused anyway” honey if it were irl i think the fbi would be violating several labor laws also they are not crime solving robots they’re supposed to have personalities and hobbies as humans often do

#yes i saw a cm confession on instagram and was so bothered by it i took it here #other crime dramas manage to give their characters plenty of personal life without jeopardizing the integrity of it being a crime drama #one of cm’s biggest downfall is how little thought they put into seeing their characters as human imo #a lot of these plot issues and crit we all have boils down to ‘i don’t humanize my characters they are puppets’ #a personal life is integral to a character who is supposed to be a believable human #that is how they feel real #also the labor law thing the more i watch cm the more i realize they are just simply on call 24/7 which feels illega #once blake was literally going out of town and got called in like she got ON THE PLANE and had to get off for a case #if u wanna talk ‘irl’ legally workers must be given time off call there must be other teams #the bau doesn’t even leave the building- if ur so damned on this show being ‘realistic’ #hope we all enjoyed my rant cm is my favorite show ever and i also love to hate it

[minwooks-moved]

yhan MENACEmenace huh……..

#*buzzhive #bbie & ekswon :3 #<- in case u don’t wanna see my babbles !! #it’s been a min since i rlly watched any yhantent but so i forgot the TRUE extent as to just how much he……

[schumaclerc]

for the ship bingo - sebxmick or charlesxmax

sebmick

lestappen

ship bingo

#riel.ask #anon #WHY WOULD U GIVE ME THAT RIGHT OUT THE GATE #IM EXPOSING MYSELF HERE #ship bingo #<- i don’t normally tag rpf stuff but . in case u don’t wanna see it u can filter it out

[yidiyada]

I need somebody to plug an IV in my arm and inject me with a years worth of knowledge about the uk gang + ranboo streamers cause I don’t wanna like butt in where i don’t belong but god am I curious

#hold on I need a tag for this #in case people have a deeply personal investment in this and don’t wanna see anything about it #I get u #we shall do the tag ‘ghost pint’ #get it cause boo and tub #whatever #ghost pint

[bnyrbt]

u know over the last half-year or so a lot of my cluster b symptoms like grandiosity & hostility have gotten way less prominent & i’ve had a lot of “wait but it seemed to explain everything before?? what happened?? i’m a faker??” kinda feelings but like.

u know what happened half a year ago? i went on antidepressants

medication that stabilizes ur mood tends to make u more stable. that’s kinda what it’s for

& on a lower dose i’ve noticed more of the horridness coming back (being easily aggravated etc) so yeah the meds are probably making a difference! and that is good. i did not enjoy being moody and aggressive. it is good that my symptoms are less prominent. i can be a person outside of suffering

#sasha #personal #<- in case u don’t wanna see this kinda stuff

[iinmysights]

btw if it wasn’t obvious yet i’m keeping posting to a minimum rn until staff realizes their system made yet another error :/ i hate seeing the default banners and profile pictures esp when my pfp is supposed to be a piece of art that i worked very hard on and really pushed myself with. tired of looking like some damn bot give me my personality back

#Ravage.txt #if u see a post and wanna @ me or anything in it go right ahead!! unsure rn if i’ll rb while i’m like this or if i’ll just stick it in my #drafts until things are back to normal (might be a case by case thing) but don’t feel restricted on that by my minimal posting #this is just me wanting to say the first forming thoughts in my brain in a place that actually feels like i can do that. not whatever the #hell it’s turned into yanno. if it hits 48hrs no reply i may @ staff for an explanation tbh but i kinda don’t wanna :// feels like i’m being #pushy or something. like two days? considering all the complaints they must get? feels like i’m being bratty idk

[babsaros]

take your meds

damnn this sites hatemail game helpful as fuckkkk!!!!

#unless this isn’t meant to be hatemail #in which case i guess i appreciate the reminder #its just a little out of my hands atm #my pharmacy closed overnight without telling me lmao #hey if this was meant to be hatemail do u think you could try again #and like really put some effort into it? like if you’re gonna say something ableist go all the way #cmon really try to hurt my feelings i wanna see what u come up with #i just really don’t think you can come up with anything better #anonymous

[rosemary-bells]

it’s kind of wild to read through fics sometimes bcs sometimes u see a name in the kudos list and it’s like oh my god i know u!!! eyyyy!!! and then u keep looking through fics and then it happens again like. wild

#ao3 #what ship is this post abt?…i don’t wanna talk abt it #i have been prowling this ship tag like a Demon fed solely by their content #buzz #they’re all i HAVE!! they’re all i HAVE #altho thinking abt it now if i’ve seen my prev posts and rbs it’ll be Violently obv but like. waves hand. i can have SOME sense of mystery h #here. i’m tired i’m sorry LMAO #this is abt tumblr user uhh. i don’t want to say ur name jus fin case it’s someone who shares a similar name as u. anyway. if u are prowling #the tags like i am. it’s nice to see u bro

[drydak]

updated my app and remembered why i wasn’t updating my app -_-

#NO i don’t want to go to the previous rebloggers blog i want to see their post. die #update it will shove u to someone’s blog unless thats what u wanna do in which case it goes noo i’m so shy hehe trembles or whatever #die.

[claypgeons]

hii idk if you’ve done this already but can u make a ff about the team finding out that spencer reid has a girlfriend - idm if it’s at his house where they visit him and find you answer or if you go to his workplace , i wanna see their reactions tysm !!

summary: the bau team meets spencer’s secret girlfriend

cw: secret gf, fluff, awkwardness, fem!reader

notes: thank you so so much for requesting, hope you enjoy!!!

Spencer Reid wasn’t answering his phone, that was a bad sign. While Reid wasn’t a big phone guy, he always made sure to call back, or at least text back if he missed a phone call. So when Penelope called him, to let me know that she, and the rest of the team, were downstairs, waiting for him so they could drive up to the beach, as they had planned a couple days earlier; and he didnt answer, or call back, she got worried.

“What if he’s hurt?” was all she had to say before she and the rest of the team were making their way up Spencer’s apartment complex stairs and up to his door.

Derek knocked on the door, Aaron couldn’t help but reach up to where the gun would usually be placed, only to wince when he realized it wasn’t there.

“Shit!” Derek hissed, jumping back in shock. He turned around to everyone’s concerned faces, “There was someone there!” he pointed to the peephole.

Emily stepped forward to peek into the peephole, only to stop midstep when she heard the sound of multiple locks being unlocked.

The door opened to a woman standing awkwardly in a Hello Kitty pajama set. The team stared at the woman confused, she stared back. “I..” JJ tried, “I think we’re at the wrong apartment?”

“Oh.” the woman muttered, awkwardly taking a step back before slowly closing the door.

The team stood in silence for a couple of seconds, confused and disoriented. “What…” Emily sighed, looking at Hotch for directions, but he was just as lost.

That was until he heard the sound of his name being called behind him. Turning around, he was faced with the sight of Spencer Reid walking toward him, his arms full of grocery bags, his face concerned.

“Is there a case?” he questioned, pulling out the key from his back pocket, and opening the door that a couple of seconds ago had gotten shut in their faces.

“No?” Derek managed out, his eyebrows furrowed, he peaked behind the door, where he got sight of the woman who had then awkwardly crept back into the apartment. She was behind Spencer, peeking over his shoulder.

“Beach day,” Emily mumbled, walking into the apartment, now with Spencer’s permission. She watched Spencer whisper something into the woman’s ear, whose eyes widened in immense shock. “Remember?” she and the others sat around Spencer’s living room, shamelessly watching the woman.

Spencer looked back and forth between his found family and the woman he loved. With a hand on her back, he presented her like a prize. “I forgot about the beach. I’m sorry.” he didn't seem sorry, “But this is my girlfriend.” he gifted them your name, smiling once you spoke up, “I’m sorry for not introducing her sooner.” again, he didn’t seem sorry.

“I’m um, sorry,” you started with a frown, “For shutting the door in your face.”’ you pointed at the door with an awkward smile.

After a moment of silence, Derek spoke up with a chuckle, “Pretty boy doesn’t talk to his girlfriend about us?”

You smile at Spencer’s deep blush, “No he does.” you laugh, “But he’s very adamant about me not opening the door to strangers.”

Anyone would be in our line of work, Aaron thought but he decided not to ruin the mood, so he kept it to himself.

“And I didnt know what you guys looked like, so…” you trailed off, hoping you didnt just ruin your first impressions with Spencer’s closest friends.

“Don’t worry about it, sweetie!” Penelope took the lead, “It’s great to be cautious, do you want to join us at the beach?”

#spencer reid drabble #criminal minds x reader #spencer reid x reader #spencer reid x y/n #spencer reid x you #spencer reid fluff #spencer reid imagine #spencer reid #criminal minds #criminal minds x you

[bettysupremacy]

Thank you for letting me know:) Could you (if you get the chance) please write Grumpy Rafe x a like really sweet, shy, adorable like innocent reader? But like he finds her really cute? Could be anything else you want! I just like grumpy x sunshine :)

hey babe! Sorry this took me so long to get to, I hope u like! This is my fav rafe trope

“This is such bullshit.” Rafe grumbles.

Of course his plans had been derailed. Big empty house, summertime, pretty girl to himself, of course his friends dragged him away.

Your head peeks from the bathroom wall. “Hm?” It struggles out, your lips coated in toothpaste, your mouth occupied with a dangling toothbrush. You look so cute in your little outfit, he feels guilty for wanting you to get back into your pajamas. To forget your friends ever texted you at 9:30pm on a Saturday with Drinks? ;)

His hand waves in the air dismissively. “Nothing.”

You nod, slipping back into the bathroom to finish your tasks.

He rifles through his drawers messily, unsure of what he’s actually looking for. “Goddamn Kelce.” He mutters, quieter than last time. “Goddamn Topper.”

He can’t believe his perfect plans have been ruined, can’t believe he’ll have to share you. His head shakes in disbelief as he quits with the drawer, moving to wait for you by his bed. He cannot go out tonight.

You pop out of the bathroom, toothpaste replaced by a softer, pinker, shine to your lips. Rafe represses the urge to thumb at it as you walk over to wrap your arms around him tightly. Ear pressed to the warmth of his shirt covered chest, you can hear the aggravated thump to his heart.

“M’sorry.” You mumble.

He pulls back until your face is in view. His fingers work to smooth a piece of your hair. “For what?”

You lean into the touch. “I know you didn’t want to go out tonight.”

Oh. He can’t hide the distain crumpling his features. “No,” he grumbles. “I don’t.”

You smile weakly. “But we‘ll have fun.”

“You will.”

“Not if you’re miserable.”

He sighs, greatly heavy, shaking his head. “I won’t be miserable.”

“Really?”

“Yeah,” His eyes roll. “as long as you sit on my lap.”

He nearly preens at the sound of your laugh. “I don’t think the bar stools are big enough for lap siting, baby.”

He deflates dramatically, his head falling to your shoulder. “Than what is the point.”

You smile, though he doesn’t see, his eyes hidden in the softness of your dresses sleeve. “Getting some drinks with friends who wanna catch up.” Your hand comes up to scratch his scalp the way he likes. He does preen this time.

He’s silent, breathing in the scent of the moisturizer he’d bought you last week. He grumbles incoherently.

“Me too.” You nod. You feel him grin against your shoulder.

Lifting his head, he ducks down, eye level with you. “Let’s just stay home, baby.” He whispers, nosing at yours.

Your eyes flutter, the hopes of a kiss working it’s way in. “You know we can’t do that.”

He sighs softly into you. “Why not?”

“Because,” You start with a pout, your hands sliding from where they rest on his waist, up onto his warm grumpy cheeks. “You haven’t seen Top in a month,” his nose twitches. “and he misses you.”

“Please don’t bring up Topper when I want to kiss you.”

You laugh, warm and syrupy, flushing at the insinuation of kissing. “I get a kiss?”

“You always get a kiss.” He breezes, leaning down to press his lips to yours.

It’s soft and sticky, a string of your pinky lipgloss connecting you two obscenely when you’re the one to pull back.

“R’you wearing the sticky stuff?” He murmurs.

“Yes,” you nod quietly. “It lasts longer.”

“So I’m gonna have pink shit all over my lips for the next thirty minutes?”

“No,” You giggle quietly. “a wet cloth will do the trick.”

“In that case.” He shrugs, leaning down to reward your lips with three rapid kisses before a fourth, longer, softer kiss.

You stifle a smile when he pulls back. “What?” He grins.

“Your lips are all sticky.” Your thumb wipes some shine from the corner of mouth. He puckers his lips.

“Maybe it’ll make me as pretty as you.”

Your nose wrinkles at his corniness.

“Or maybe I need more.” He leans in.

You push his face away from yours. “I can’t kiss you when you’re like this.”

“Lovely?” He murmurs. “The nicest boyfriend ever?”

“Corny.” You laugh at his offended expression, shrieking when he tackles you to the bed. “You maniac!”

He pulls your hair from your eyes, the gesture softer than your loud shriek moments before. It’s quiet as you breathe in tandem. His eyes rake over you appreciatively, and something in your belly twists for another kiss.

“I think” he starts,dropping his face down to nose at your collarbone. “I wanna kiss you again.”

Your eyes droop, the warmth of his body and love seeping into you. “I think” you start like him, murmuring into his ear. His ear tickles from the warm air. “I wanna stay home.”

“I did it!” He pops up, his arms caging you in.

Your chest rises in rapid giggles. “Shut up!”

#rafe cameron #rafe cameron x pogue!reader #rafe cameron x y/n #rafe cameron x kook!reader #rafe cameron x reader #rafe cameron x you #rafe x reader #rafe cameron imagine #rafe fanfiction #rafe x you #rafe imagine #rafe x y/n #rafe fluff #rafe outer banks #rafe cameron blurb #rafe cameron x female reader #rafe cameron x reader fluff