#incorrect dbz quotes

[fabuloustrash05]

Goku: I told Vegeta that his ears turn red when he lies.  Bulma: Why would you tell him that? Goku: Watch. Goku: Hey Vegeta! Do you love Bulma? Vegeta, covering his ears: NO!

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[incorrect-frieza-force-quotes]

[Talking on the phone]

Cooler: Remember how I said that Frieza and I were gonna have a calm conversation for once?

King Cold: Yes?

Cooler: Well, we’re in jail.

King Cold: *hangs up*

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[inkdheart17]

[crossing the street]

Trunks: watch out for that car

Goten: let them hit me. I need to pay college tuition

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[princessmerasmus]

Incorrect Ginyu Force Quotes #1

Jeice: Mate, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?

Burter: Oh, I’m always running

Burter: The question is from what

Made from Random Quote Generator

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[dragonballsitcom]

Trunks: Hey, G-Spot!

Goten: Bra, Trunks. Ugh, I missed you guys so much.

Bra: Really? Because when you left, you made a pretty big deal about deleting us from your phone.

Goten: Girl, that was just the showman in me. Space is so boring. I need some Z Fighters drama, stat.

Bra: I don't think we're that dramatic.

Goten: I've been gone one week. Yamcha and Vidro are dating and they've killed a person.

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[pickleandthequeen]

Piccolo: I want all of you to know that I would die for any one of you

Chichi, Goku, Gohan, Goten, Videl, and Pan: that’s so sweet but please don’t

Krillin: that’s cute that you’re so dedicated to the Sons!

Piccolo: get over here shrimp you’re included

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[shadow-coolness]

i just heard Bulma say, “i can fix him,” about Vegeta as if she’s any better

Krillin

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[saiyajin-families]

Every saiyans calling Goku Kakarot.

Goku: THATS NOT MY NAME!

Vegeta: Kakarot.

Goku: except for you. You get permission buddy.

King Vegeta out of nowhere to Prince Vegeta: are you seriously just going to LET him speak to You like that?

Vegeta turning to his father stone faced: try it. See what happens.

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[lusta-art]

Trunks: I'm the smartest, wisest person in this group.

Bulla: Is your hand stuck in a vending machine?

Trunks: I paid for my Mars Bar, I'm getting my Mars Bar.

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[isattdown]

Goten: It’s really muggy out today, huh?

Chichi:

Chichi: if I go outside and all our mugs are on the lawn, I’m going to kill you.

Goten: *sips tea from a bowl*

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[bluehairlaunch]

Android 18 (laughing): Get this, that little bald guy thinks we're a couple

Android 17: I mean... right?

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[fabuloustrash05]

[Goku and Vegeta are arguing over who came up with a joke]

Goku: Bulma, you have to help us decide who’s joke this is.

Bulma: Why do I have to decide?

Vegeta: Because you’re the only one that can be fair.

Bulma: I can’t be fair. You’re my husband.

Goku: Yeah, but you and I have been friends since we were kids, and friendship is the most important thing in the world.

Vegeta: Don’t try to sway her!

Vegeta, to Bulma: I want another baby ;)

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[incorrect-frieza-force-quotes]

Chilled: Whoops, I dropped my monster condom, that I use for my magnum dong.

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[inkdheart17]

Goten: your favorite what? Disaster?

Trunks: yeah!

Goten: natural disaster? Because this is all natural~

Trunks: omg

Goten: nothing synthetic about this 😎

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[suberblyepic]

Bulma: .. .----. -- / … --- .-. .-. -.-- (translation: I'M SORRY)

Vegeta: What's that?

Bulma: Remorse code.

Vegeta: I'm even angrier now.

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[dragonballsitcom]

Goku: [To camera] We're very different. Chi's from the city. She has big kingdom. I come from a small planet. Very red, but very, very beautiful. It's the number one planet in universe 2 and 6 for all the... What's the word?

Chi-Chi: Murders.

Goku: Yes, the murders.

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