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hugsandchaos · 2 months
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In Sky’s world
Twilight: These little guys are so cute! What are they called again?
Sky: Remlits, and they certainly seem to like you.
Wind: Uh, guys? Danny jumped!
Sky:
Twilight:
Wind:
Sky and Twilight: HE JUMPED?!?!
Danny: *peacefully floating in ghost form* ...Wait.
Danny: Did I tell them about me being half ghost yet?
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jabthemoth · 3 months
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I'm back and worse than ever!
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fizzfog0 · 7 months
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this is from @linkeduniverse-incorrect's quote!
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ordonianhero · 1 month
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Snoring
Legend: snoring is basically bragging about being asleep, so loudly, that it stops others from sleeping. It’s like lying there screaming, “I’M HAVING A LOVELY SLEEP!”
Sky: …….
Everyone: *staring at sky*
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teehee
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luna-lovegreat · 2 months
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Currently obsessed with the idea that the boys go to Time for love advice, since "he's married so he knows this stuff right?"
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I mean they couldn't recognize a wedding ring??? And neither did he???
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And time was saying this in his youth I mean cmon
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Twilight: So ancestor. What would you do if like. Malon left to another world and never came back
Time: ... bro Malon called me fairy boy and then we were married like what
Hyrule: So uhh old man. How does one. Meet a girl.
Time: By speaking to her I guess? Or not, Malon did the talking for me
Hyrule: riiiiight...
Wild *no tact*: Hey so like... what if your redheaded wife who's name started with M died.
Time: what?!?!
Wild, undeterred: but like before she proposed.
Time: ...
Wild: and you don't remember if you would have said yes. What's your advice for dealing with that?
Time: ... vent to a fairy?
Warriors: hey old man
Time: no no no not this one asking me please
Warriors: how do I get women to stop coming after me. So I can ya know. Choose without war trying to force me into relationships
Time: I can safely say I've never had that problem captain
Wars: of course not *smirks*
Wars: ok but seriously how do I make them go away
Time: ... wear a wedding ring so they think you're taken, I've got a shiny extra
Time: no no why- they won't stop, I don't know how to do love!
Time: ok well at least I have legend. That kid would never ask for advice, I'll sit by him.
Legend: so old man.
Time, looking forward to a normal conversation: yeah?
Legend: hypothetically, what would you do if you found out Malon didn't exist.
Legend: And her whole world didn't, but it did, and now it doesn't
Time: ...Excuse me for a minute.
Time, writing a letter as fast as he can: MALON HOW DO I GIVE LOVE ADVICE THEY THINK IM WISE
Malon: lol
Happy Valentine's Day guys, have a headcanon :P
The boys go to Time for love advice and Time spouts whatever wise-sounding bs he can, before shoving them all on Malon for therapy when they visit the ranch
Art and comic by Jojo @linkeduniverse! :D
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crazylittlejester · 1 month
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Time: *sighs* We can’t manipulate, mansplain, malewife our way out of this one, Captain
Warriors: *loosening his scarf just a bit* Manwhore it is
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luciennelune · 8 months
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I just remembered a book trilogy called The Hero's Guide by Christopher Healy, and can I say, it has some of the most ridiculous quotes that fit the LU boys so well??
(I got the quotes from here and here but again, they're all from Christopher Healy books.)
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legendofzoodles · 18 days
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I thought Time was the straight main to the chain's shenanigans but in reality he used to be just like them and so doesn't personally see anything really wrong with their behaviour.
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However where he's matured into simply acknowledging the outsider 'normal' view, Warriors internalised it before even donning the hero's scarf and has always been too conscious of how he's perceived.
I think I've said it before but Warriors didn't have a traditional adventure like the others, cities and towns aren't just pitstops for him so he respects infrastructure and social decorum. Plus he's used to minding his reputation and maintaining his perfect image. Whereas most of the others had the freedom to act pretty much like cryptids, showing up out of nowhere, spawning local legends and then disappearing after doing only slightly more good than harm.
Even without that pressure Warriors is still holding himself to that standard and even extended it over the others. Had they actually done something weird Time would've have called them out on it, but he didn't in this case because a bit of parkour is like...fine? It's really not that big a deal. They didn't break anything. I just find this aspect of the Captain's character interesting.
Art credit @linkeduniverse :)
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sketchyspooksghostacc · 10 months
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incorrect quote #1
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Wild: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife fused to a stick and it’s the ultimate - Legend, not looking up from their book: Spear. Wild: BLOCKED.
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cminoko · 2 months
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Wind: Sighs
Time: What's up?
Wind: Wild spilled the beans on Twilight
Time: Oh, so does everyone know he's Wolfie now?
Wind: WHAT?!?
Meanwhile, Twilight is cleaning baked beans out of his tunic while glaring at Wild
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hugsandchaos · 1 month
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Just something to throw out there while I work on the real story. Yes, the quote is from MLP.
Danny: *furiously rummaging through his bag like his life (and afterlife??) depends on it* I know I wrote a couple notes in one of these notebooks!!
Hyrule: Danny, you should probably take a deep breath. I mean, it’s just a test, right?
Danny:
Danny: ...”Just” a test?
Danny: Just a test?! Clockwork, the embodiment of time, wants to give me some kind of exam and only told me that it has something to do with my power and the entire Infinite Realms, and you want to tell me to calm down because “it’s just a test”?!!
Hyrule: Um, yes?
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jabthemoth · 1 year
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My favourite hc is that the chain get into really heated debates over the most trivial things because there's only one braincell and they all have to share
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tentimesthecourage · 3 months
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Legend:(speaking Lorulian) Warriors: I know, I know.  Time: You speak Lorulian?  Warriors: No. I just know the phrase, 'this is all your fault' in every language Legend speaks. 
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sunshineinagrove · 29 days
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Legend: If you had ten cookies and someone asked you for two cookies, how many cookies would you have left?
Hyrule: Ten, they can go get their own cookies
Legend: Okay, what if they forcefully take two cookies? How many would you have?
Hyrule: Ten cookies and a dead body.
Legend: Goddesses he's not ok Alright fine, what if that person was your best friend?
Hyrule: Wild can go bake his own cookies and you don't like cookies.
Legend: But what if I did? And I asked for cookies?
Hyrule: Ten cookies and a dead body buried somewhere nice.
Legend: O_o
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txt-dari-lu · 3 months
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