I'm still into scp, I'm just normal now
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SCP-049: "imagine losing a fight to an orange blorb that doesn't even like violence"
SCP-076: "LMAO couldn't be me"
SCP-682: "f*ck off, you don't know the full story"
Dr. Bright (with a suspiciously large box): "hey guys wanna see something that could knockout even 682!?"
SCP-682: "Don't you f*cking dar-"
SCP-049: "Yes!"
Dr. Bright: *opens the box revealing SCP-999*
SCP-999: *Happy blorb noises*
SCP-682: "That's f*cking it!" *rips Dr. Bright in half*
Dr. Bright: "w-worth i-it..." *Dies*
The Administrator: "oh great! Somebody get a D-class over here. Oh And also." *Pulls out a comically long list* "another thing Dr. Bright is not allowed to do at the foundation"
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Pomni:-Caine is so shit he refuses to tell me the way out of the digital circus.
SCP 076:- I also have a shitty Cain that I hate.
Pomni:-Shall we set fire to them?
SCP 076:- yes, let's go!
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Dr Clef: Welcome to the 1st official Coordinated Activity Session of Site 19.
173, 096, 999, 053, 035, 682, 079, 073, 076, 049: *all sitting at those plastic kid tables in preschools, staring with a range of awe and confusion on their faces*
Dr Kondraki: *aggressively slams colored paper, markers, pencils, and crayons down on the table*
I don’t care if you don’t see him as a father figure, we’re making Dr Bright Father’s Day cards. Go.
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Dr Bright: *sees the cards in his lab*
Dr Bright: *cries in proud dad*
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Glass: Jack, be careful.
Bright: I'm always careful.
Glass: Your medical records says otherwise.
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New rule for newbies, don't almost die before I finish my coffee it's just annoying and inconsiderate.
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MTF officer: We have your kid! Come to the Foundation quietly or else!
Philza: which one
MTF:
MTF: wot
Philza: I mean I'm going to kill you either way, but I need to know who to give a stern talking to about getting in vans with strangers.
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SCP-053, upon learning how old Cain is: Woah, did you ever meet the founding fathers of America?!
Cain, a black gay man: *Internally* Take a wild fucking guess
Cain, still a black gay man: *Externally* Aw, I'm sorry dear, I never managed to.
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Jack bright: Alright, listen up you little shits.
Jack bright: Not you Tj. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.
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Abel, with a sore throat: *Cough Cough*
Dimitrov, handing him a cough drop: Here, this will help with your throat
Abel, who’s never seen, heard of, or taken a cough drop in his life: umm… alright then
Abel: *CRUNCH*
Dimitrov, horrified: 😧😧😧
(I have a bit of an itchy throat, and this thought came to mind when I was taking a cough drop😂)
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I realised I haven't made any digital art in like 2 months so here ya got a shitty meme
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106: $160 parking ticket? fuck you, virginia beach
173: nice. how fast
106:
106: did you just ask me how fast I was going on a parking ticket?
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*DR Clef sleeping with the TV on*
*SCP 166 sees the scene and turns off the TV*
*DR Clef wakes up suddenly*
DR.Clef:-WHO TURNED OFF THE TV? I WAS WATCHING!
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Dr Bright: *Screams*
Dr Clef: *Screams louder to assert dominance*
Dr Glass: Should we do something?!
Dr Kondraki, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.
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Glass: Are you mad?
Bright: No.
Glass: So sharpening knives at 2am is just a hobby?
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THE HATER
let me see if I understand, so no one can develop an au with scp076 interacting with the ocs, fanfics and everything else, it's not out of hatred for the character but for the illustrators who want to make aus? So, anyone who makes quotes and even illustrations doesn't have permission? Are you the owner of scp076 or are you a fan of the foundation since ancient times? explain better, you'll just stop chasing who draws scp076 who stops drawing him and that answers there.
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