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nomsfaultau · 2 days
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I really appreciate how 99% of the time Scp Philza is giving the most sage-like mental health advice. Because that last 1% is the most unhinged crap imaginable, like adopting a child he just met to cope with his spiraling life or copious amounts of murder. I’m pretty sure if the rest of SBI actually went to him to get help the vast majority of their problems, traumas, and complexes could be straightened out. But there would also be new problems to deal with of the bloody viscera pile variety.
He sure can’t solve an ethical dilemma neatly, but he’s one hell of a therapist. His methods mostly boil down to ungodly patience and a slight obsession with fixing other people’s lives to solve his own, but Phil sure does get results.
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ashthedemon02 · 8 months
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You do not recognize the bodies in the water
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pixel-mess · 8 days
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is it just me or does a lot of Dr alto clef designs and a lot of philza Minecraft designs loook similar?
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wolfythewitch · 1 year
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Idk if I’ve just been following you for too long or if I’m just incredibly easy to influence, but either way, all your brainrotting has spread and it has had Consequences
First Philza, then sandduo, then Hadestown, then The Amazing Devil, now EPIC. I was normal about these once. Yeah, I watched some Phil streams. c!sandduo was pretty interesting. I knew a few Hadestown and TAD songs. Casually followed along the making of EPIC a year or two ago. AND LOOK AT ME NOW. I have not been normal about any of it since. You really up and changed the chemistry of my brain to align with your interests. Just like that. Just sneaky enough that it took me, like, two years to notice.
Actually, I have no idea when I first started following you. One day you were just There and I was just following you on every platform I had with no memory of doing so. It would make sense that I did that in the beginning of my dsmp phase as I started following a bunch of dsmp artists then, but I could SWEAR it’s been longer than that. I remember being confused about that in, like, early-mid 2021 (when my dsmp phase started) bc I sweared the name “TheChannelWithoutAName” was far more familiar to me than the rest of the artists I had followed within that time.
You are like a cryptid. You came from nowhere, as if you had been there the whole time, and then slowly started rotting my brain and taking it over. When I first saw your Athena design I had just, a few hours earlier, tried to make my own version but it wasn’t coming out quite right. Then I saw yours and I was like “yeah! That’s it! That’s… pretty much exactly what I was tryina go for!” Then just now I finished watching your latest animatic and thought “man! That’s exactly how I pictured her, down to her facial expressions and mannerisms.”
WHERE ARE MY BRAINCELLS, WHAT DID YOU DO TO THEM AND WHY HAVE YOU REPLACED THEM WITH CRUMBS OF YOUR OWN WHAT IS THIS
GIVE THEM BACK
This is so funny actually. I'm an SCP. I'm an eldritch horror. I'm a cryptid. I'm a parasitic lifeform
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theharbingeroflife · 2 months
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DISCORD SERVER IDEAS
ORIGINAL IDEAS
Heaven and Hell. Archangels, Angels, Demons etc.
Greek Mythology Reincarnation AU
Asylum
BSD Adjacent. No Canons / Rewritten Canons.
OUAT Adjacent. No Canons / Rewritten Canons.
Alice in the Wonderland.
FANDOM IDEAS
Doctor Who
Philza / Colorza AU
Supernatural TV
The Magnus Archives
MCYT SMPS
SCP
Hamilton Reincarnation AU
YT Egos
Teen Titans (not GO)
Bungou Stray Dogs
Hetalia
OUAT
REQUIREMENTS
Aesthetic
No fonts + Language Symbols
Literate RPer (7+ Sentences)
Short but Pretty Character Template
Able to do bots / Webhooks
Can plot out lore ideas
Ok with realistic faceclaims for original rps
DM to help me make it!!
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Hello!!
Would love to hear what you would do for an scp au! I've got a couple of one-shot ideas floating around as well hehe!
Also, what povs do you watch? Or do you just watch a bit of everyone? Just to know hehe!
Heyup! I’ve started to watch a bit of everyone since qsmp.tv opened up, but I primarily watch Philza, Pac, Etoiles, and Fit. But Phil is my MAIN main. But I’m more than willing to look more into a different member.
And about the SCP, I’ve already thought of some ideas. So of course the Federation is/ is part of the Foundation, and the members are SCPs. But the island itself is an SCP as well. The island is an SCP because it essentially is never ending. It’s like its own dimension. You could travel far and forever, but never escape the island or just always seem to find your way back to it. You can slip onto the island by normal means, but never leave. It’s classed as Thaumiel, or it’s used to contain certain SCPs. The SCPs that are on the island, being players or other entities or objects, are usually class Euclid or Keter. The only exception being if two or more SCPs are necessary to be together. It’s what I’ve got so far because I’m trying to refrain from going straight into members and trying to do a bit of “world building.” But if anyone has ideas on SCPs that could be on the island, my inbox is open!
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guineapigwitch · 4 months
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might be monkeys pawing myself but fuck it, if this post gets 5000 notes before christmas i will finish the two fics i have been procrastinating forever
you can look under the cut if you wanna find the fics
1: Devil's After Both of Us
Origins Smp fic, main characters are Wilbur and Niki
basically my brain hyperifixated on Philza's evil king arc and now there's a fic
Niki keeps girlbossing too close to the sun and finding out things she isn't supposed to
Wilbur does most of the spying cause he's a phantom, he's also the one who first noticed Philza being weird as fuck
Tubbo is also there, he's chaotic and we love him for it
Sneeg is also chaotic albeit more controlled chaos
Philza is preparing to conquer the server
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2: How do You Box an Element?
Genshin Impact meets SCP Foundation
Due to an incident with two scps (I forgot which ones okay :.) an SCP foundation site is forcibly yeeted into the Genshin Impact universe, SHenanigans ensue
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cupinho · 1 year
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each day closer to abandon the SCP community, go back to the MCYT and draw philza/Technoblade non-stop
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lordarsonizzzzt · 1 year
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Can I get Clef, Bright, Glass, and Cain with a reader who basically is like Philza from Dream SMP?
Like a reader has black wings and ravens that follow them everywhere no matter how hard the foundation tries to detain the birds.
A bonus if the birds are basically like philza chat, basically massive trolls that the reader can't mute.
Examples of the chat warning for language.
https://youtu.be/yddoY-bDYLs
https://youtu.be/uw0ZGsitsEA
https://youtu.be/qtPUwyo4o1Y
https://youtu.be/Om7iCum6vSQ
Thank you for your time in doing these requests btw, you are awesome.
I HAVE TO DO THIS ONE RN BECAUSE I LOVE PHIL
READER THAT IS LIKE PHILZA MINECRAFT FROM THE DSMP
CHARACTERS: ALTO CLEF, JACK BRIGHT, SIMON GLASS (i don't do scps! sorry)
DR CLEF
✦ He thinks you are badass, and he thinks the ravens and crows are even cooler.
✦ He will teach them bad words and encourage them to bother you.
✦ You will tell him to fuck off when he does that.
✦ He now has a bag with coins on his coat, when he wants to talk to you he calls a raven over and gives them a coin, sometimes you will be doing important paperwork and one of your ravens will pop out, drop the coin and start doing a gargling water sound.
✦ If you can fly he wants you to do it, please, if you can lift him up take him flying with you he'll be so excited.
✦ Will end up having Ravens as his special interest after how much he read about them.
✦ He is a grown ass men, but he will laugh anytime one of the crows says 'cum, cum, cum'
DR BRIGHT
☆ If you are okay with it, he will touch your wings every single time.
☆ He asks stuff like 'are they warm?' 'do you like,, preen them?' 'wait- YOU CAN ACTUALLY FLY???'
☆ SPOILS. THE. RAVENS. he gives them anything he is eating, if they like a shiny rock, a shiny rock they get.
☆ "Bright, do you like sand?" One of the ravens asked him and he was dead confused. "Let's eat sand" Another one said, and all of them started chanting "SAND SAND SAND SAND"
☆ He found out that they will dance if he puts the Blend W song, he hasn't stopped playing it when he is around you.
☆ He'll spoil you too, dw, anything you need you get! This man is all about giving gifts to people.
DR GLASS
✬ Loves it, it just looks so nice?
✬ Will help you with the chaotic ravens, if they ever say naughty shit he'll close their beak and glare at them.
✬ Likes it when you hug him and your wings cover him, he feels protected.
✬ A dad to the ravens, if you are too busy to give them attention people on site 17 is going to be witness of a flock of ravens and crows going through the halls to his office, and knocking the door with their beaks.
✬ He will gladly have them in if he doesn't have appoinments, he'll make them snacks and will send one to tell you where they are.
✬ Bright once came in to bother him, he doesn't want to know how he got to site 17 but well there he was.
✬ "HEY GLASS, LOOK AT THIS COOL THING I TAUGHT THEM" He prepared his voice "MY NAME IS NUUUUUGGET" and all. the fucking. birds. replied "AND IM A BIG FAT CHICKEN" while others started swearing and Glass could just look Bright dead in the eye while plotting his dead.
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eli-elien · 2 years
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SCP Foundation SBI AU
Philza Craft is a top ranked scientist who is assigned to three specimens.
A young adolescent looking immortal boy who can never die, he's vampiric in nature and very volatile. Everyone is surprised that The Blood God actually talked, gave his name, which is Techno.
The next is a soft looking boy who can tell anyone to do anything by just hearing him and can bust out eardrums with his screams. Siren does the same, telling him he's Wilbur.
And lastly the youngest, a little boy who has wings and other bird-like features and his name is Tommy.
He learns of each boys' pasts and sympathies with them, for he has wings just like the youngest.
So Philza Craft escapes with the three from the SCP Foundation to start a new life.
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nomsfaultau · 1 year
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Problem solving is their forte.
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ao3feed-crimeboys · 1 year
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Bloody knuckles and Brused hearts
by beetleznbugz
Tommy is working in his office overnight and a few SCPs get loose. He runs into them, but he doesn't die. Why does he feel so comfortable around them. And why do they keep calling him fledgling.
Or Tommy gets adopted by a few SCPs, and starts changing a little bit.
Credits to Angelfire115 for the prompt. I found it here on AO3 the prompt fic is called "Dream SMP prompts part 2 (Mainly SBI)" if you would like some prompts or wonder where I got the idea.
Words: 1630, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: Gen
Characters: TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Phil Watson | Philza, Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Technoblade's Chat (Video Blogging RPF), Wilbur Soot, Dream SMP Ensemble
Relationships: Wilbur Soot & Technoblade & TommyInnit & Phil Watson | Philza & Other(s), Wilbur Soot & Phil Watson | Philza, Wilbur Soot & TommyInnit, Wilbur Soot & Technoblade, Technoblade & Phil Watson | Philza
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - SCP Foundation, SCP Wilbur Soot, SCP Philza | Phil Watson, scp technoblade, Protective Wilbur Soot, Protective Philza, Protective Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Dark Wilbur Soot, Dark Philza, Dark Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Fluff and Hurt/Comfort, Phil sees Tommy and goes YOINK, FREE CHILD, I just want Tommy to be happy, thats all i want, I need sleep but I write this shit insted, Please leave a kudos I need validation
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arkirei · 3 years
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Final phil painting!! Referencing Phil's stream today. Thanks again to @157-bees for the idea
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bitechnoblade · 2 years
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What's Techno in the SCP au?? I saw "SCP" and "SBI" in the same post and immediately got excited-
listen ive been excited to talk about this for ao long but i always get sidetracked when i actually write—
SO! so basic lil things about scp techno, or SCP-20538:
NOT phil's son, suprisingly enough
instead, he is part of a small pantheon of death deities (kristin, aka the lady death herself, phil, the god of peaceful passing, and himself, the god of bloodshed/slaughter)
he's a keter contained at site-06-4, somewhere off coast of florida
the most recent person directly in charge of containment is dream, who himself might be a little anomalous but thats redacted wink wink
despite being stuck for years, the foundation doesnt know his name is techno, bc he refuses to tell them
((dream and him are kiiiiiiind of friends tho?? they do vibe))
their site director is sam
his containment is high priority due to the fact that since his containment in [DATA EXPUNGED], there has been *noticeable* drop in violent conflict across the world
not completely, but *noticeably*
bad for the world, and the head of his containment, his object class changes from keter to uncontained sometime during the story after a visit from a little raven :)
other Fun Things :))))
remember the hound army he had at one point? bc i do
he doesnt need to be wherever the conflict is to influence it, he just sends his dogs, whixh is why the world didnt get 100% peaceful during his years at site-06-4
theres always stray dogs after all :)))
he cant use them to communicate the same way phil can do with his ravens
you might have been screaming at me that "phil has crows not ravens!!". he has both now. crows cant talk to anyone but him and work the same as technos dogs/hounds, working in their steed when they are stuck bc of the foundation
... what animal can techno use to send messages then? bunnies
he has hounds, can send messages via rabbits, wears a boar skull, appears where blood is shed, so you could say that the theme here is—
he's a god of the hunt
OTHER other fun things
sometime after SCP-20538 breaches containment, a junior researcher at site-06-8, united kingdom, one dr wilbur soot (phd) runs into an incredibly awkward young man who introduces himself as techno beck :))
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void-echoing · 3 years
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Hey @157-bees !
I was kinda stalking your page and found the SCP au, and the Wilbur angst made me sad, so I wrote this! (Sorry if I got the characterizations wrong!) (Also Quackity is such a chaos gremlin in your au but I know he cares)
For once in this particular facility, it was almost 100% silent. Wilbur, SCP-7337, hadn’t spoken in three weeks. Alex wished he could do something, but any time he got close, Wilbur started hyperventilating. Philza had been patient with Alex, but even his oblivious ass could tell that the Old God would rather Alex to stop.
“This will be my last visit for now. I... Here.” Alex held a box out to Philza, who took it carefully.
“What is it?”
“I’m already D-class, so no one can demote me, and the 05 stopped acknowledging us a while ago, so, um... It isn’t a guitar, but...” Philza opens the box and Alex started backing up. Philza pulled out the ukulele Alex had bought and smuggled in.
“I can make him a guitar at any time. Why give him this?” Philza’s voice was calm, but Alex winced anyway.
“Because even if you can make him something, you’re his dad. Sometimes it’s nice to get something from someone who isn’t obligated to do that.” Alex flapped his hands and backed up more. “N-Not that I’m saying you’re obligated to do that, or whatever, but I just-“ Wilbur shuffled closer to Alex and took the ukulele. He strummed it a few times before bursting into tears. Alex immediately panicked, and Wilbur shot across the room at Alex. He wrapped his arms around Alex’s neck.
Alex slowly and gently hugged the SCP back, glancing at Philza to make sure it was okay. The Old God nodded once with a soft smile, and the anxiety in Alex’s chest dissipated.
‘Well,’ Alex thought to himself, ‘that could’ve gone so much worse.’
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cok3andm3ntos · 3 years
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So, hi again dsmp fans. How we doin, anyway, dsmp scp su, please dear god give me more people so I can add more
Philza: A scp and a worker. Helps workers with small jobs and also techno and wilbur specific jobs. Due to their extreme lose of test subjects due to techno, Philza was sent into calm his out burts so the test subjects has a better chance to at least get a word down. He has wings and antlers, but also can secret a calming aroma that can make people in the surronding area fall into a trace like state, or just pass tf out. But he has a chip in to stop him from doing it and breaking others out.
Techno: Scp! This mans is just pure aggression, hes a shapeshifter, can be in a humanoid form, or like his mc skin, a pig/hog form. Has been recorded to mummble and mutter incoherently minutes before attacks, he will use his own blood or the test subjects blood to write various phrases, but most are akin to, Blood for the blood god And They won't stop. His two forms have actual intellectual and ability differences. His pig form, it's been tested that he can't think straight and can't calm down till, as he said, " till they all stop " but also in this form he is much stronger and is much more able to break containment. This is where philza has to come in. But in his humanoid form he is still strong but mainly uses his brain to try and break containment, has been documented trying to convince a new worker that he goes for walks, they let him out, if it wasn't for philza walking with a worker, he would have wreaked havok.
Wilbur: scp but can walk around. Is usually really sweet to staff but has what philza dubs "tantrums" these are seemingly random moments where Wilbur zones out, tears usually follow with him curling up in a ball sobbing, normally staff would not care, but this messes with people emotions. His tantrums make everyone else get more aggressive. This has made a horrible accident due to his tantrums that let hog techno break containment and kill 3 workers. When his tantrums occour, they have to put him in a cell far from all the other scps and let philza make him fall asleep
Ranboo: scp, but gets walks around. This mans is a whole 8 feet tall, was thought to be mute at first when he came in, but workers realized that he comunicates mainly telepathically. He speaks only to new workers to tell them how he speaks. Very skittish, and will panic if left alone for too long, i.e. walkies. He can teleport, but they put a collar on him, making it so he cant teleport, or depending on the setting, he can teleport only a foot at a time. Is mostly very friendly to staff and other fellow scps. But is known to try and help scps escape, with a little peer pressure, this is what happened with Techno's 5th time trying to escape. This scp also has a scream that can shatter glass, the workers learned this the hard way due to ignoring him.
Schlatt: Scp worker, was actually supposed to be locked up due to him repeatedly manipulating staff to get him extra stuff like food and even tools, once a cigar. But he got out of his cell, and kept doing it, till they just gave up. He dubs himself a worker, when he actually just fucks with everyone, letting a rabid techno out here and there, even annoying ranboo till he broke glass on other scp containments. He is here for a good time. Not a long time. He has a sheep/goat/ram type appearance. He has horns, a tail, and fluffy sheep wool kind of hair. His eyes are actually a really weird thing that the doctors/scientists were fancintaed by. His eyes normally have a prey look to them, but something is wrong, the ends of the rounded rectangle are spiked, when angered they flip to a predators pupils. And with that, his horns sharpen.
Fundy: Scp! Neutral leaning, humanoid kumiho or 9 tailed fox. Seems to prefer his humanoid form, but when agressive or scared he turns into a kumiho. The facility had no idea till they brought Dream and Fundy to have a "play date" and george, a worker at the facility came in to take notes. Fundy was reportedly very aggressive towards george, and was about to injure him but the scp known as Dream stopped him, the facility still doesn't know why, but it seems to be that dream has a fondness towards george.
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