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fangirling-tussisque-noncaelatur · 11 months

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[As soon as Cyclone steps out of Top Gun]

Maverick: Sir, I was...

Cyclone: *wearing sunglasses* It's the weekend. I don't know you. You do not exist.

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lannisterdaddyissues · 1 year

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Cyclone: Admiral Kazansky, I know you love Maverick. I mean, we all do, he’s a very nice person and I respect him immensely.

Cyclone: But I think he might be a fucking idiot.

#tgm #incorrect tgm #incorrect tgm quotes #cyclone simpson #beau cyclone simpson #iceman kazansky #tom iceman kazansky #icemav #iceman x maverick

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military-newsboys · 2 months

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Ice, to Bradley: And if you see your Dad, give him this message

Ice: [makes a neutral face]

Ice: He’ll know what it means

[later]

Rooster: Oh, and Uncle Tom said to give you a message

Rooster: [makes a neutral face]

Mav: Oh no. The neutral face of displeasure

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cowboysandpilots · 11 months

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Iceman: why are there little handprints all over the walls?

Mav, whispering: why are there little handprints all over the walls?

Bradley, whispering: because I have little hands.

Maverick: because he has little hands

#icemav #icepops #mavdad #bradley rooster bradshaw #toddler!bradley #kid!Bradley #tgm #top gun 1986 #top gun maverick #top gun #top gun: maverick #top gun maverick incorrect quotes #top gun incorrect quotes

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highwaytothedangerzone502 · 27 days

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Iceman, meeting with Cain: Admiral, you’re not looking well.

Maverick, under his breath: He never does.

#top gun #maverick #rooster #hangman #phoenix #bradley bradshaw #iceman #bob #jake seresin #incorrect quotes #incorrect quote #top gun: maverick incorrect quotes #top gun maverick incorrect quotes #incorrect completely correct quotes #tgm #tg 1984 #icemav #iceman x maverick #maverick x iceman

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emmedoesntdomath · 1 year

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goose, watching jake and bradley from heaven fondly: look at them, so cute. they’ll be good friends for sure.

jake: hey, you need any help?

bradley: …with what?

goose: …no.

jake, grinning: figured it out yet?

goose, slowly shaking his head: no, that’s not poss-

bradley, smirking back: what’s that?

goose, utterly horrified: no- STOP

jake, laughing into his beer: who’s the best pilot

goose: PLEASE

bradley: no, I think I can figure that one out on my own

*homoerotic staring contest ensues* goose, dying (again) (HAH) the corner, rocking himself back and forth: HAVE MERCY LORD I CAN’T DO THIS AGAIN

*bradley and jake having absolutely zero (0) chill and the exact same energy as ice and mav* goose: *sobs defeatedly* WHY DO THEY NEVER LEARN

#lmao goose is NOT having a good time #i love that for him #tg86 #tgm headcanon #nick goose bradshaw #top gun maverick #hangster #rooster x hangman #jake hangman seresin #bradley rooster bradshaw #iceman x maverick #icemav #tom iceman kazansky #pete maverick mitchell #emme’s bad ideas #emme’s incorrect quotes

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lucyybradford · 14 days

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Bradley: You’re so annoying!

Jake: Then stop holding my hand.

Bradley: No.

#bradley ‘my man my man my man’ bradshaw #bradley rooster bradshaw #jake hangman seresin #bradley x jake #rooster x hangman #hangster #hangaroo #sereshaw #tgm #top gun: maverick #top gun #incorrect quotes

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k9effect · 8 months

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Maverick: If a beautiful man disagrees with me I will immediately change my views. I have no principles.

Iceman: Well maybe you should have principles.

Maverick: You're right maybe I should.

Iceman: ...

Iceman: Wait a second-

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incorrectopgun · 1 year

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iceman: [stroking mav's hair] you're so tiny and adorable

maverick: [half asleep] i could kick your ass right now

iceman: [fond] i know

#top gun #top gun maverick #top gun 1986 #tgm #top gun iceman #iceman x maverick #incorrect quotes #incorrect top gun quotes #incorrect top gun maverick quotes #iceman #maverick #icemav #pete mitchell #tom kazansky

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catastrapha · 3 months

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When Iceman met Maverick

Mav knocks loudly at Ice's front door in the night before the Suicide Mission. Ice groggily opens the door in his fluffy checkered bathrobe, grey hair perfectly in place despite just waking up. He glares groggily at Maverick who is breathless and windswept still in his dress whites looking like he has hasn't slept and has instead run a mile from the beach to his house. Before he can say anything, Maverick exclaims:

Mav: "Tom, I love you."

Ice: [Ice sighs] "I'm sorry, Maverick. I know it's the eve of the Uranium Mission. I know you're feeling lonely, but you just can't show up here, tell me you love me after all these years, and expect that to make everything all right. It doesn't work this way."

Mav: "I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out despite your callsign being Iceman. I love that it takes you an hour and a half after ordering a Vodka to finally drink it all down in one go right before you leave the bar. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you're looking at me annoyed after I pissed off yet another Admiral. I love that after I spend the day with you, I can still smell your cologne on my clothes. And I love that I can always count on you to watch my wing in the air and on the ground. And it's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because I might die tomorrow. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life, no matter how little of it you may have left, to start as soon as possible."

Ice: [Stares at Maverick in shock] "… Pete"

Mav: [Takes off his hat and drops down on one knee in front of Ice's big yard] "Marry me."

[The light of the full moon faintly illuminates the engraved writing within the ring that spells "Bullshit, you can be mine."]

#icemav #top gun 1986 #incorrect quotes #when harry met sally #tom kazansky #top gun maverick #tgm #old men in love #love confessions #old men yaoi #top gun 3 better look like this or else

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layaboutace · 9 months

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Heard this line and immediately knew what I had to do

#sorry cyclone i love u but i needed someone for this quote #top gun #top gun: maverick #tgm #incorrect quotes #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #beau cyclone simpson #icemav

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fangirling-tussisque-noncaelatur · 9 months

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[Hangman is getting ready for a date with Rooster]

Hangman: Hey, look. How do I look?

Phoenix: Great, Bagman.

Hangman: Great? Or gorgeous?

Coyote: *sighs*

Phoenix: Gorgeous.

Hangman: What about sexy?

Phoenix: Yes.

Hangman: Enticing?

Coyote to Phoenix: I'll handle this.

Coyote to Hangman: Jake, no man ever looked better than you look right now, and no one ever will.

Hangman: Thank you, Javy.

Hangman: Honestly, Phoenix, sometimes it's like pulling teeth to get a little compliment out of you.

Phoenix: *glares at him*

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lannisterdaddyissues · 1 year

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maverick, teaching: there is only one thing worse than dying in a plane crash.

maverick: [rips paper back to reveal the full answer, which now reads: ‘rooster dying in a plane crash’] boom.

hangman: rooster

maverick: nO-

#tgm #pete maverick mitchell #maverick mitchell #jake hangman seresin #hangman seresin #bradley rooster bradshaw #rooster bradshaw #incorrect quotes #incorrect top gun quotes #incorrect top gun #incorrect tgm quotes #incorrect tgm #i had the most VISCERAL mental image of this happening a few minutes ago and just had to share it

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military-newsboys · 1 month

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Ice: Come on, I want to show you something.

*Turns and walks away*

Mav: Nice.

Ice: That’s not it, but thank you.

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cowboysandpilots · 11 months

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Teenage Bradley: am I in trouble?

Maverick: take a guess.

Teenage Bradley: ...no?

Ice: take another guess.

#icemav #icepops #mavdad #bradley rooster bradshaw #teenage bradley #kid!Bradley #tgm #top gun 1986 #teenage!bradley #top gun maverick #top gun #top gun: maverick #top gun maverick incorrect quotes #top gun incorrect quotes

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highwaytothedangerzone502 · 2 months

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Maverick: We can’t lose because we have this! *points at his chest*

Hangman: We have heart?

Rooster: We have love?

Maverick: No. Me. I’m pointing at myself. I’m going to win this for us.

#top gun #maverick #rooster #hangman #phoenix #iceman #bob #payback #fanboy #coyote #tg2 #tgm #incorrect quotes #incorrect completely correct quotes #incorrect top gun quotes

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