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#incorrect twewy quotes
Neku: Beat, you have always been my friend. I can count on you.
Neku: . . . Unless I have to count on you to answer an email.
Neku: Or count on you for a ride to the airport.
Neku: Or count on you to count to number past. . . ten? I think is as high as it goes?
Beat: I can count to. . . ten. . .
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purplelea · 2 years
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Neku: What the hell do you think before saying stuff like that??
Joshua: Well, I think "oh, Neku's gonna hate this" and then I say it.
Joshua: I'm usually right.
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voicefromthecorner · 5 months
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Daffy Minamimoto
A while back I made a post of some of my favourite Daffy Duck lines from The Looney Tunes Show. I don't know how, but it hit me that a lot of his lines might work pretty well coming from our favourite number cruncher:
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Made using eLTehh's TWEWY Message Generator.
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Shiki: What do you first notice when someone approaches you?
Neku: The audacity.
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amcdrawnon · 1 year
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Taaaaake onnnnn meeeeee
Taaaaake meeeee onnnnnn
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verathena14 · 1 year
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Joshua: Are we fighting or flirting?
Neku: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck-
Joshua: Your point?
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dehliadelights · 1 year
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Neku: This is hate mail, I'm too lazy to figure out what your personal insecurities are so if you could just respond like I insulted whatever you're sensitive about that would be great. Thanks!
Joshua: What the fuck, who says that about another person??
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square-incorrect · 2 years
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Beat: Phones isn’t answering his cell.
Shiki: I’ll call.
Beat: Okay but you're wasting your time.
Shiki: I'll bet you 693 yen he'll pick up.
Beat: Deal.
Shiki: {Dials his number}
Beat: But I'm warning you you're gonna lose Rhyme and I have both tried six times each and-
Neku, from other end of the phone: Hello?
Beat, to Rhyme: How did she do that?
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@abstractreign​ inquired: ❛ with great power comes great need to take a nap. wake me up later. ❜ + Having said that the visiting Composer, down in this alternate world’s RG, lays himself across a bench and attempts to take said nap.{ your choice of twewy muse or muse w/ a twewy verse? ovo
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Incorrect Quotes Prompts—No Longer Accepting
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Silver hues squinted at the man before her in response to his “words of wisdom”. That wasn’t the actual saying, and he knew it. Shoka remembered this guy from her return to the RG. She was supposed to be erased due to her actions of straying from the Shinjuku reapers, but the Composer allowed her to stay—albeit in the most annoying manner, being forced to play hide and seek with her friends. Well, he still allowed her to come back to life and stay with her friends, so she appreciated him.
Still. She didn’t expect him to be such a weirdo. “Uhh… Aren’t you supposed to be some all-powerful head of the Reaper’s Game?? Do you even take naps??” He’s really just a weird middle-aged lazy-ass, huh? Well, too late to react now. He’s fast asleep on the bench. Well what the hell does she do now..??
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midnightkinz · 2 years
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"Neku: This is my girlfriend Shiki, she's a fashion designer and my boyfriend Yoshiya. He's God. Joshua: Call me Joshua."
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real-frosty · 3 years
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Literally everyone: We are actually going to die if you don't do this mission, you're going to literally kill us.
Rindo: Yeah but that guy I met once said I should pick up a shiny rock on the other side of the city.
No fucking wonder he has to rewind so much
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“Joshua is known for being kind of a Debbie downer, but I honestly kind of like that about him. It takes a lot of flak off of my back. Thanks to Josh, I’m now rated the third biggest asshole here. . . And that’s right behind Shiba’s.”
-Neku Sakuraba
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purplelea · 2 years
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Neku: I feel better now that I punched you
Joshua: Glad to be of service
Neku: Josh, you were the reason I was mad in the first place
Joshua: That just shows how good I am at multitasking
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voicefromthecorner · 5 months
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Rhyme: You think you're making progress and then you hit a wall.
Neku: Break it down.
Shiki: You're starting to sound like Beat.
Neku: Never mind.
Beat: It's a good plan!
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Neku: Thank you for engaging in the mortifying ordeal of being known so that I may partake in the euphoric experience of knowing you
Shiki: Do you practice this thing or do you come up with it on the spot
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inthezoyne · 2 years
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I posted these on Twitter but here
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