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Jinx: Relax, I’ve got this under control.
Lux: Really?
Jinx: Easy breezy. It’s like stealing babies from a candy store.
Lux: Uh?
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Donnie: I was wondering, if by any chance you’re not doing anything tonight, which you’re probably are because you’re not ugly, but if for some reason you’re not would you maybe, possibly, no pressure if you can’t, just wondering, you know, if you’d like to go out... with me. Maybe... April: Yeah, I’d love to! Donnie: Well, you can’t blame a guy for trying.
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in-correct-trolls · 4 months
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john dory: [puts his hands on delta’s shoulders] i want to start a family with you
delta dawn: wait, what-
john dory: i’ve realised what i was put on this earth to do… be a mother
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incorrect-esmp-quotes · 6 months
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Gem: I bet if you look “self absorbed” up in a dictionary, you’d find your picture.
Scott: My picture’s in the dictionary? Is it a good one? What am I wearing?
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angelofthenight · 11 months
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Adam: *answers call* Hi, (y/n)!
You: How’d you know it was me?
Adam: Oh, I answer every call like this, just in case it’s you!
You: …
Adam: Sorry!
You: No, it’s ok, it’s just a weird way to answer the pho-
Adam: Oh, no. I wasn’t talking to you, I almost hit a planet
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diaryoflife · 1 year
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[On the quinjet before a mission]
Y/N, Asgardian: This is going to be easy! It’s like stealing babies from a candy store.
*the whole team turns to look at Y/N, confused and shocked*
Natasha, trying not to laugh: I think you mean “it’s like stealing candy from a baby”.
Y/N, confused: Sure, that too! ...You midgardians have odd sayings.
*the team laughs*
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Minako: Relax, I’ve got this under control. Artemis: Really? Minako: Easy breezy. It’s like stealing babies from a candy store. Artemis: Uh?
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voicefromthecorner · 5 months
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Daffy Minamimoto
A while back I made a post of some of my favourite Daffy Duck lines from The Looney Tunes Show. I don't know how, but it hit me that a lot of his lines might work pretty well coming from our favourite number cruncher:
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Made using eLTehh's TWEWY Message Generator.
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incorrect-xena-quotes · 6 months
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Xena: I bet if you look “self absorbed” up in a dictionary, you’d find your picture.
Aphrodite: My picture’s in the dictionary? Is it a good one? What am I wearing?
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Ethical Bug: Have you ever heard the expression "Never judge a book by it's cover"? Jack Horner: No Ethical Bug: What about "It's inside that matters"? Jack Horner: No Ethical Bug: "Looks can be deceiving"? Jack: Doesn't ring a bell Ethical Bug: What's wrong with you? Jack: Oh, that I've heard
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Ekko: Are you crazy?!
Jinx: Legally, no. There's not a word for my condition.
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Donnie: Have you ever heard the expression "Don't judge a book by its cover"? Casey: No. Donnie: What about "It's what's inside that counts"? Casey: Nuh uh. Donnie: "Looks can be deceiving"? Casey: Doesn't ring a bell. Donnie: What's wrong with you?! Casey: Oh! That one I've heard!
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Cop: Name?
Astarion: Astarion.
Cop: Crime?
Astarion: Well, some might say being too good looking.
(He poses for his mugshot)
Astarion: Nah, I’m just kidding. I killed some people.
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incorrect-esmp-quotes · 6 months
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Jimmy: Name?
Joey: Pirate Joe.
Jimmy: Crime?
Joey: Well, some might say being too good looking.
Joey: Nah, I’m just kidding. I killed some people.
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angelofthenight · 1 year
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Ed, answering phone: Hello (y/n)
You: Hey Ed! Whatcha doing?
Ed: Standing on the side of the road
You, while driving: Fun! Oh my gosh! You’re never gonna believe this. There is a guy standing on the side of the road who looks just like you. I’m about to hit him
*You swerve onto the sidewalk while Ed jumps out of the way*
You to Ed’s face: You look just like my boyfriend!
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