#incorrect gotham quotes

[angelofthenight]

Ed: My (s/o)’s been listening to these true crime podcasts and now they know too much

Ed: they just said,

You: “bodies don’t float if you puncture the lungs”

Ed: So if I go missing TELL THE COPS THEY DID IT

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[yeah-thats-a-spoon]

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[imthekingofgotham]

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[spicemnghn]

gotham incorrect quotes pt10

Jerome: you can trust me, Jeremiah! Remember how I saved you from that fire? Jeremiah: Remember how you're the one that set me on fire?

hello im alive :o idk if ill be back

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[mythicalcowboyatheart]

Jerome: Doll face, wanna hear how I learned the alphabet?

Y/n: why not.

Jerome: *pulls out blocks* A is for AAAAAHHHH

Y/n: *giggles* ok how about B

Jerome: B is for BBBBRRWWWWWAAAAHH

Y/n: *holds up the C block*

Jerome: C is for CCCCRRRAAAAWWWWWRRRR

Y:n: *holds up a U block*

Jerome: *goes dead serious* U is for Unloved

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[adalwolfgang]

Johnathan:Mr.Tetch won’t pick up his phone.

(Name):I can try.*calls Jervis*

Jerome:we’ve both tried 4 times EACH. What makes you think-

Jervis, over the phone: Hello?

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[the-suicidal-lizard]

Judgement

Oswald: Look, I know you think my judgement is clouded because I like Edward a little bit. Selina, holding Oswald's notebook: You doodled your wedding invitation... Oswald: No, that's our joint tombstone. Selina: My mistake.

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[thejsquadswhore]

Gotham incorrect quotes with reader :)

Jerome: “I’ve never been in a snowball fight before! I don’t even know the rules”

You: “..what?”

Jerome: “IS IT TO THE DEATH?? Or until you admit defeat and accept me as your ultimate leader?”

—-

*you in a job interview with the legion of horribles*

Jervis: “so what’s your biggest weakness?”

You: “I can be very uncooperative”

Jervis: “can you give me an example?”

You: “no”

Jerome: “I like her”

—-

You: *holding up sign*

Oswald: “what gender are you? … well male”

You: * “what gender are you ATTRACTED TO?”

Oswald: “Attracted to?? You little mf🤨” … “still male tho”

—-

Zsasz: “oh fuck!”

You: “we gotta work on your cursing.”

Zsasz: “why? I think im good at it already :(“

—-

Zsasz: “you look familiar.. have I threatened you before?”

You: “…” *sigh* “yes😓”

—-

Jerome: “don’t worry I got a plan!”

You: “okay :)”

Jerome: “traitorsaywhat?”

Oswald: “excuse me?”

Jerome: “what?”

You: *face palms*

Oswald: “…”

Jerome: “WAIT NO-“

—-

You: “hey im getting in the shower.. wanna help me out?“

Jonathan: “…have you never showered before?”

You: “…”

Jerome: “this mf-“

—-

You: “can I be frank with you guys?”

Jerome: “but I thought you were Y/N?”

Jervis: “shhh! Let Frank speak!”

Jonathan: “can I still be Jonathan :(“

—

You: “I love true crime docos!”

Zsasz, trying to impress you: “I’ve actually had several documentaries made about me”

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[valeskaslaugh]

Jeremiah: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE

Jeremiah: *throws water bottles at Jerome and Bruce*

Jerome, confused: Uhm..

Bruce: He's trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us...

Jeremiah: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!

Jerome, crying: It's working.

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[heard-in-gotham-city]

Jerome, writing in his diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands

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[angelofthenight]

You: *Grabs Jonathan’s hand*

You: Man, This line is crazy!

Jonathan:

You:

You: You’re not my boyfriend.

Jonathan: Good job, that‘s what I was waiting for.

Victor Fries: You got the wrong hand, (y/n)!

You: So I have.

You: I feel compelled to complete this journey with you.

Jonathan: I’m not paying for you, (y/n).

You: Ugh, fine then, I’ll go back to the boyfriend.

Victor Fries: I won’t pay for you either, darling.

You: Aw, Victor!

Jerome, from the front of the line: Come hold my hand, Gorgeous, I’ll buy you whatever you want!

You: Ah, there’s someone who’ll treat me right!

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[yeah-thats-a-spoon]

Bruce: Has anyone ever told you they love you?

Jerome: Does my mom count?

Bruce: Yes?

Jerome: Oh, okay

Jerome: Still no.

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[imthekingofgotham]

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[hoffmanstits-enjoyer]

Jerome: so, brucie boy, time for some answers

Jerome: ya think it's gay if-

Bruce, hanging above a vat of acid: YES! for the last time, EVERYTHING between you and Jeremiah is gay

Jerome:

Bruce: please stop kidnapping me

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[spicemnghn]

gotham incorrect quotes pt9

Jerome: guess what, i finished a puzzle in just one year

Jeremiah: that’s a very long time for a puzzle

Jerome: yeah, but it says 12+ years on the box

Jeremiah: how are we brothers

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[adalwolfgang]

Jerome: Hey everyone who wants to play two truth’s and a lie?

(Name): Ooo ooo, I’ll go first!

(Name): uhh..Erm, I’m really (small/tall), my eyes are green, and a huge building fell on top of me, almost killing me!

Jervis: uhm- maybe something a little more complicated?-

Awkward silence…

Johnathan: guys-, their eyes are (Eye color).

Jerome:

(Name):

Johnathan:

Jervis:A BUILDING WHAT-

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