#instead im a school dropout :)

[backseatloversz]

i Just have to get thru today. and tomorrow. and next week

aaauuugh

#i am not enjoying college. but i dont think my parents would enjoy having a college dropout #fell like shit just wanna go home and research trade schools instead of register for winter quarter #and i cant even go HOME YET. cos im not DONE. with my stupid CLASSES! and then i need to do a TEST RETAKE! that i DIDNT STUDY FOR 💔 :(! #OOPS #cowboy posts

[professional-termite]

i said mean girls/natm au as a joke but now it wont leave me alone so im dropping this all here and running away

larry is cady in this au. that ones pretty self explanatory

nicky would probably be janis? id think he and larry are cousins in this au, since yk, its a high school au and it would be weird if larry had a son already...

akh would be damien. i feel like they give off similar Vibes

lance is regina, ive already said this before. except when he gets run over by a bus, he probably breaks his nose on the pavement too, in reference to him getting his nose melted in natm 3. also he gets homoerotic tension with larry bc knightguard is slowly winning me over

amelia would be aaron in this au. except instead of getting with larry in the end she gets with no one and pursues her dream of being a pilot (i do not like her or aaron that much)

jed is gretchen. i just think he Knows.

going off of this, octavius is probably some kid who got his life ruined by lance and jed. during the whole world burn/burn book sequence, when everyone is like brawling it out, he probably gets into a fistfight with jed because of whats in the book

custer is karen. yeah

attila is glen coco, the one who got like 4 candy cane grams. we love attila here ❤️

teddy would probably be a gentler version of mrs norbury. still gets kicked out for the "drug pusher" thing tho

saca is the principal. i feel like a lot of the time when theres a school au, teddy is the principal and saca is a teacher. screw that, saca is IN CHARGE

and some background groups:

octavius is probably a former jock but got kicked off the team bc of lance and jed

the civil war soldiers are probably like chorus vs jocks or something, and they hate each other bc theyre competing for funding

c*lumbus is a mathlete (unfortunately. i do not like him)

einstein and dexter are the other two mathletes

rexy is probably either a jock or debate team member. either way, hes loud

the cavemen are very close to being dropouts. i imagine most of them have a history of arson charges

the tuskegee airmen are all science nerds. theyre probably amelias friends and they want to all be pilots together when they graduate

himbo thinker statue is obviously a football player

the easter island head probably just chews gum in the back of class idk

yeah im running out of ideas. anyways i probably need to be put down i am unwell about this au 👍

#still working on gfbf but i might need to write something about this or draw it at some point #help #natm au #natm #night at the museum #natm fandom

[fat-fem-and-asian]

Sent to you by your twinverse co-writer 🫡

haha i would more describe it as im a producer and kyle is my head writer <3

16-18 twiniverse years.......ooohugh thats tough!! that's a big chunk of time. idk if you remember what it was like to be 16, but damn, not fun. that period is also what kyle and i have lovingly called 'on the rocks/OTR' era because the entire shivlina family is going THROUGH it.

time passes. shiv leaves, karolina works, audrey trudges her way through school (+ a million panic attacks), and talia gets a boyfriend that no one asks about beyond their first date. (his name is brian and he's kinda funny, and he looks at talia like she's real, so it's more than enough. its everything.) life goes on.

So -- 10th grade summer. twins are newly 16. audrey's failed a math class and did not tell shivlina, like fully intercepting their emails to make sure nothing from the school gets through. it's terrifying (exhilarating?), she's never done anything behind their backs before, and she doesn't go to summer class to make up the grade. talia promises not to tell, but what the hell is audrey planning on doing instead? first generation high school dropout?

shivlina finds out (talia is hiding behind them), everything goes to shit because that's their unofficial 'good' kid, and shiv's about to fuck off to DC full time for the upcoming election. shivlina (karolina) spends some time getting audrey tutors, therapists (shiv still calls them shrinks), and generally handling it, because that's what they do. talia gets tossed to the wayside to do whatever (reddit mod?). it's rough!!! they're on separate courses because that's what teenagers and mothers do, and now they're in different directions entirely.

shiv and karolina drift away from each other, karolina checks the news to send shiv poll numbers that shiv saw last week. shiv sends karolina flowers and promises to fly back one of these weekends, it's just so fucking busy. there's an important event at some point, some charity dinner, that pushes them apart, but then a little closer together. it doesn't matter, because it falls to shit at christmas.

kyle im ping ponging it back to u i'm outta gas (everything ends up okay tho for shivlina squad) @jeniffercheck

#twiniverse #this is so fuckking hard to explain coherently how do u do this kyle #asks

[valen-dreth]

haunted by my mads fc for ahzrukhal every time i go to make a new headcanon im like "oh this is a guy who has tasted human flesh" or " well what if instead of a law school dropout he was a psychiatrist" ITS HANNIBAL ITS HANNIBAL ALL THE WAY DOWNNNN

#dropped the psychiatrist angle but i will maintain i think he has eaten someone. just once or twice #euhh #cannibalism/

[crowlore]

awoke from my mid afternoon fugue state to a tag from @wizardcurse so let’s go

the instructions delivered to me were as follows: 🎶✨when u get this u have to put 5 songs u actually listen to, publish, then tag 10 of your followers 🎶✨

traicíon by miranda!

i hope hell isn’t real by roe kapara ft gabriel black (i’ve actually just had the whole album on repeat)

enter: a beginner’s guide to faking your death by jhariah

we made plans & god laughed by beauty school dropout

pinch me by young friend

honorary mention to permanent vacation from trigun the first donuts

now instead of tagging 10 followers im going after @evilmiku specifically so he has a chance to platform what will likely be 5 tracks off the sonic frontiers ost. i also want to see some music from @shorthalt and @twelveswords if they’re amiable. amy-able even. love y’all

#tag games

[nomaishuttle]

semi related recently my favorite thing to do when im stressed (always) is to forget abt the thing im stressed abt (unemployment, rent, plane tickets, schoolwork, etc) and instead go to ym fantasy world where i have two beautiful twin children who im homeschooling, and to think about their lesson plans and also just generally what id try to teach them and what id be like as a parent like the fundamental stuff. of parenting ykwim... like ill sit there and be like What if one of my children starts bullying another child. how would i handle that. what if my child does something that i dont personally think is wrong but they get in trouble for it at school How would i handle that situation.... and then i like fall asleep thiking abt it and wake up and think I need to start meal prep for lunch today but no i dont because i dont have two beautiful twins who im homeschooling im an 18 year old unemployed highschool dropout.

[uncloseted]

yoooo i am mad confused rn i tried to do more digging on ur blog but i cannot make any sense of this. im 21 n just started thinking like ????? how old r they all supposed to be in fire,pure,rise as it’s only 3 years after gen 2 ANYWAY it says effy is 21 but how would she have graduated university and already gotten a job by 21?? im a college dropout, so i get confused but i’m pretty sure i would only be a junior by this point? annd then i was led to the wikis where it says her birthday is december 29th ??? is that true ????? i tried looking on here and u said u’d guess her bday around either march or fall time which i suppose december could fall under possibly but i’m just mad confused how do school cut off dates work in the uk??? this doesn’t rly matter it’s not important AT ALL i just haven’t watched the show in years and suddenly fell down this rabbit hole

Yes. Effy and Cook are 21 and Cassie is 23. Cook's birthday is in September or October, since it's towards the beginning of the school year. I did the actual math on Effy's birthday once, but I couldn't find the post I made... we know that in 207, she hasn't had her birthday yet and that she's doing her GCSEs. We also know that in 308 takes place between June 16th and June 23rd and in that episode she's 18. So her birthday is somewhere between May 12th and June 23rd. Her birthday definitely isn't December 29th.

In the UK, university is (typically) 3 years long instead of the 4 years we have in the US. So if Effy went straight into university the autumn of her 18th year, she'd be 21 when she graduated. IIRC, Skins Fire starts in autumn (or winter?), so if she started working right after she graduated university, she would have already been at the hedge fund for 3-6 months before the start of the episode.

[aafection]

Why were you crying? :(

do you want the long answer? because here it comes lol, i feel very frustrated with school. recently realized i don’t want to pursue what i’m studying because it would require me to sacrifice family and friend time, and anything outside of work. and i’m sorry i don’t care how big a dream this job has been for me since i was 17, in my opinion no dream job is worth sacrificing time with the people you love (including yourself!). so i wanna dropout but i’ve been in college since 2018 (SIX YEARS NOW) and i am done mentally. i’m on track to graduate from my department in spring 2025, so one year huh, doesn’t sound so bad, right? WRONG! still three more semesters (mandatory summer) NOT including the semester i am currently in. now it wouldn’t be so bad if i could be a part time student, but in order to use the account money my parents saved my whole life for my education, i HAVE to be a full time student. funny thing is my major only require me to take one class per semester (because the workload is so intense for each class), like the class i HAVE to take this upcoming fall is only offered in the fall and requires you to have completed the class im taking right now, which is only offered in the spring and required me to take another class last semester and so on and so forth. i just feel very sad because regardless of all this i love what i’m studying. always have. always will. but it’s not something i wanna do as a job. i don’t want a job that requires me to be on call like that. i don’t want this life. i would rather substitute teach and doordash. i don’t want some fancy job. i just wanna have something that i can request off or take off with no problem and give time and energy to the people i love. rn i don’t feel i have the opportunities to do that. the people i love are what make life worth living, not a job. it just hurts that my mom can only tell me to just finish school because i need to have a diploma to succeed (which fine whatever but that’s not the point) instead of recognizing i’m hurting and exhausted and sad. i want to go back to working, i miss having independence and money so so much.

sorry for the rant, wishing you a beautiful day❤︎

[crrps3t]

I’m so sick and tired of seeing happy pretty skinny girls succeed in life. All I do is rot away, I’m fat and ugly, I’ve never actually accomplished anything in my life. I genuinely hate myself, I hate myself so fucking much, I can’t remember a single time where I genuinely felt happy about any aspect of me, there is always something wrong. I’m a shitty mediocre artist at best, I’m a dropout who’s dumb as shit and never in mg life was good in school, I have no interesting stories to tell people about myself, half the shit I do tell people are lies. Because when you’re a fat ugly loser like me you don’t get to live a happy life, you don’t get to do fun shit because no one wants you around, you don’t get to experience teenage romance or parties, or fun sleepovers, or anything like that. I’m never going to be some perfect skinny collage student with the perfect boyfriend, or the prom queen, or whatever the fuck. And I do try, I try so fucking hard and no one notices, I try so fucking hard to be happy with myself and the moment I slip up once someone is on my ass about it.

Especially recently, I’m in so much fucking pain especially with my tooth and part of me is to blame because I screwed it all up freshman year by throwing up every other meal and I keep doing it even though it’s rotting away my teeth and collage is so stressful because I have to pass the first time and if I don’t pass that proves everyone else right that I’m just some fuck up, I have pcos I’m never going to be pretty so I have to make up for that in some other way by at least pretending I’m smart. And I just feel so lonely all the time, my mother is having mental health problems right now so I can’t talk to her and she’s already worried about me and I can’t make that worse so I can’t open up to her, my dad just doesn’t fucking get it, .. doesn’t get it because she is everything I want to be and will never fucking be, my siblings are too young to understand, I have no fucking friends because no one actually likes me at the end of the day, I don’t have a wife or husband to talk to I’m so fucking lonely. I’m so sad at the moment and I don’t know why, all the effect I’ve givin all these things to have just gone to waste and I’m so tired of everything. I don’t wanna die but at the same time I don’t want to live. I just want to wake up one day and be the perfect girl so I can make people happy and make myself happy. I just want one person I can feel safe around, who doesn’t joke about me in some way, who can get me, someone who doesn’t immediately get pissed off at me when I do something, someone who will just sit down and listen to me and fucking hold onto me and tell me that they love me and it’s ok to feel these things and that im ok and notice how hard im actually trying. But no instead I get stoned to the point I can’t fucking move and cuddle with my pillow to pretend it’s someone’s chest, whisper those things to myself as I pet my own head like the fucking pathetic loser I am.

[bread-squid-uwu]

Hi sean i have English hw im meant to spend 2hrs on for tomorrow morning but instead of doing that I spent 3 hours writing up the entirety of how to train your dragon for no real reason. yes this ask is another way for me to procrastinate

I would tell you to do your work and all that responsibility stuff, but I am a middle school dropout and that would make me a very big hypocrite actually so..

what you have done is incredibly good and impressive!! its not procrastinating if you are in fact, getting something else done right? even if it's not on your tasks, it's just a side quest and those are important to!! they're fun also :P

(yes, saying this is justifying not only what you've done - but my years of drawing or writing fanfic instead of school work as well lmfao, I'll never forget the time I turned in a whole ass Zanvis fanfic for my writing class instead of a "real creative writing project")

#asks #ask #mutuals

[love-that-we-were-in]

i just know nick nelson is an english bitch. but not in the normal way. he’s shit at all of it except the analysis bc his brain is just built different.

#everyone is always like ‘the author meant this’ and nick is just there with a completely different interpretation #and he never speaks up about it bc clearly if he’s the only one having it it’s incorrect #but then in exams he gets really high marks bc of it because there’s no way of him knowing that no one else thinks that #also you wanna convince me ‘he uses a fountain pen bc it makes his handwriting well nice’ isn’t an english bitch thing #nick is an english bitch because i am an english bitch and i said so #also like… he goes to grammar school #that’s some nerd shit #i say after turning down a grammar school #it’s at the top of a very big hill and i was 11 and lazy #i still am lazy but im not 11 anymore #instead im a school dropout :) #anyway yeah this is my character analysis for the day #nick nelson #heartstopper tv #heartstopper

[smute]

.

#ok so like #im so fucking mad at myself #i dont even know where to start #so im graduating blah blah blah #i still dont have my degree certificate but my missing grades were finally entered #which means i now know my final grade and #UHDJDUDJDUJFJDJFJFJ #i cant even say it i feel so DUMB AHHH #i missed first class honors by .02 points 🙃 #i dont know exactly how thats possible but rn it looks like the cutoff is 1.51 (german grading scale) and im sitting at a 1.52 and #oh my god its such a stupid thing to be upset about or. not even upset?? just. slightly frustrated AND THE THING IS #im so so so so so so so so so so so so proud of myself and im not exaggerating when i say i never thought this would happen #like i never had any kind of plan b whatsoever but i also never really saw myself attending let alone graduating from uni and #im a high school dropout and apart from my parents and friends i was always discouraged and even ridiculed like... who do u think u are etc #cant even finish school but wants to go to uni... and for english lit on top of that lmao #and now im finally DONE and instead of being fucking happy for myself i cant stop #grinding my teeth over that stupid fucking .02 point discrepancy #IM TRYING TO TELL MYSELF LIKE LISTEN WHO THE FUCK CARES #DONT LET THIS OVERSHADOW YOUR ACHIEVEMENT AND JUST BE HAPPY FOR YOURSELF #i dont know when i became such a fucking teachers pet careerist fuckbag asshole #ohh .02 points CRY ME A RIVER #but ......... i cant help myself #UUAHSVHDHSGSGSGSH #THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING #im repeating myself but it really is SUCH A STUPID THING TO BE UPSET ABOUT #anyway im hoping this rant will bring the catharsis i need #i just literally cannot stop thinking about it #me: so close and yet so far... also me: SHUT THE HELL UP #im tipsy btw

[heatherwitch]

I just received the copy of my Associates in Arts and Sciences with a 3.98 GPA!

This is a huge deal for me! I hadn’t had formal education since I was seven or eight due to living in a shitty school system (taught myself using library books on whatever topics I was interested in), was too sick to attend high school, and was receiving intensive treatment my first two years of college (and I took a year off before my final year to focus on my health).

Did it take me four years since starting college to get what’s considered a “two-year” degree? Yes! Does that make me any less proud of finally having a piece of paper that says I’m educated? Not at all! I’m so fucking proud of myself and so relieved to have proof of education I can put on job resumes now.

#and i got tuition and books free since i qualified for a high school dropout program #technically i was an elementary school dropout but they knew my circumstances and wanted to help #so all i had to pay was gas costs and for a $60 parking pass each quarter #i wouldnt have been able to afford attending college otherwise #also im still a bit salty i ruined my 4.0 (thought i was getting an A in neuroscience... got an A- instead. not bad for someone whos... #...never taken biology tho!) #mousemumbles

[luwritesomething]

RIFF HEADCANONS !!

riff is a horrible person and i do not condone his actions but mike's portrayal has made me empathized with the goddamn character and i cannot stop thinking about this headcanons so here you go.

ALSO FIRST HEADCANON I SAW IT SOMEWHERE ON TUMBLR BUT I CANNOT FIND WHO DID IT IM SORRY SO CREDS TO THEM THANK YOU FOR IT.

warnings: swearing (in multiple languages).

riff is terrified of pigeons

that was one of the most hilarious conversations with tony.

"hey- are you okay?"

"it's the pigeons man"

"...the what?"

"THE FUCKING PIDGEONS, TONY"

he can't do math.

and he can't read clocks. like,,, he always ask what time is it and if someone points at the clock instead of actually telling him, he gets pretty upset.

greatest climber. used to climb buildings and stuff just for fun.

dropout from school.

he is bad with kids. not purposefully, he is just not a natural. so then he'll be purposely mean with kids.

he tugs at the old necklace he has like a lot, even when he is not nervous.

by the way, tony has the exact same necklace but he doesn't wear it anymore. it's hanged on one of his walls at doc's, though.

he whistles. a lot. constantly. especially when he is alone.

and he is always singing. he would eventually burst into a full singing and dancing show FOR ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING.

terrific dancer by the way. music floods through his veins.

i'm not saying he has anxiety but that's exactly what i'm saying.

the might tony went to jail, he cried himself to sleep.

riff gets extremely nervous during rumbles. like, his anxiety will actually be higher than his adrenaline tbh.

baby john is his favorite, apart from tony. he is just so quiet and calm, he loves him.

fingers guns and bad puns. IF YOU GOT IT YOU GOT IT.

HE IS IRISH.

he never got to meet his mom because she left. as in,,, abandoned him with his dad. he would like to meet her, though, but he know it's practically impossible.

that fake silver bracelet he has? the only thing left from his mom. and his blond hair has the same blond she has.

hates his dad.

with a passion.

seriously

worst you can do is tell him he looks/acts like his dad.

don't do that.

he'll literally punch you. hard. right on the face.

he is a pretty romantic boyfriend and he really doesn't try to hide it because he's not romantic in the type of saying embarrassing adorable full of sugar things.

he is romantic in hands all over their partner, taking them on cute though short and not expensive dates ( doc's, a walk, dancing or maybe even the cinema )

and god, he would like to have money just so he could spoil his partner. he gets kinda upset when he remember he can't, because he totally would.

give him a clip he'll give you a key.

for real

he doesn't remember when did he learn to do that but he knows how to do it so.

this reminds me,,,

he doesn't remember most of his childhood.

yknowasintraumareflex

that's why he always saying he looks to the future.

his teenage years and the parts with tony, he can remember that perfectly, though.

he used to be a crybaby.

riff cried for absolutely anything when he was a kid.

he had to get tough, though. and now the only people who had ever seen him cry are his father and tony.

he still cries to tony sometimes.

he is always talking and running his mouth but he likes to sit in silence and do nothing.

maybe that's why he likes baby john that much, because when riff is silence he doesn't push him to keep talking.

baby john lets him be.

he is good with cars. not as good as diesel, but still

i'm telling yall.

he is crazy about cars.

will shamelessly punch whoever says a motorcycle is better than a good car.

as he should

his favorite cars are fords

they are just so classy and cool.

mouthpiece is the only one who can get him to crack a smile when he is feeling down.

he knows italian and a bit of french because i have this headcanons in which the jets are a huge cultural treasure.

and when he was learning italian with action, who by the way is italian of course, he naturally learned the swearing first.

he spent a whole week randomly screaming italian swear words whenever he got mad - like when he got his toe stubbed - and upset.

"CAZZO"

"what the heck"

"ACCIDENTI VAFFANCULO, PORCA VACCA, STRONZO UGH!"

"action, what-"

"don't ask, tony, just don't"

#riff west side story #riff lorton #riff #wss riff #wss 2021 #wss #west side story #the jets #jets #tony west side story #mouthpiece west side story #mike faist #mike faist wss #mike faist riff #writing #headcanons #riff headcanons #riff west side story headcanons #riff wss headcanons #i cannot stop thinking about these #the one with the pidgeons please

[foryouthegays]

also if anyone wants me to transcribe a clip pls send an ask :) or find something :)

good laugh times: 00:40:10, 00:44:44, 00:54:30, 00:55:47 00:58:37

sellout timer: 00:30:40, 01:26:00

other things: (00:10:00 biiiiiig stretch!!!) (00:39:55 that was the most ‘skeppy tried to troll me but i trolled him first’ scream ive heard in a while a;lskdjfadl) (01:23:00 TECHNOSNEEZE TECHNOSNEEZE)

summary:

Technoblade starts the stream and finds an infinity room (a room covered in white item frames and backed with glowstone or sea lanterns, making it look like there is just Void and no end) covering his house. he removes the grief and continues his intro. While waiting for Tommy to join his VC, he finds a Zombie villager, cures it, and reads donations.

Techno and Tommy go to New L’manburg and fix one of Technos propaganda posters. They find Fundy and Ranboo and tell them that if Techno gets his sword back, he’ll help them fight the wither he’s going to spawn. He spawns the wither and runs around while Ranboo and Fundy try to kill it. He doesn’t get his sword back until a few minutes into the battle. Ranboo gives him both his sword and his axe after the Wither is killed by Punz and Fundy.

Fundy gets the Wither Star, and Techno decides that it’s rightfully owned by him. Tommy and Techno start torturing Fundy into giving them the Star. After Techno gets the star back, Tommy starts trying to get his disks back. Techno tells Tommy he’s going too far, and Fundy starts crying, and eventually dies.

Tommy and Techno start to move back to their house, and Tommy gets distracted with the idea of blowing up the community house. Techno convinces him otherwise, and eventually comes clean with his intentions and goals to destroy L’manburg. He asks Tommy to join him, and Tommy accepts.

They go to the wolf army and breed the dogs. While underground, they’re almost caught, but they run away before anyone can catch them.

Techno and Tommy talk about an eventual SBI meetup, make a beacon, and then end the stream.

loud startin the stream today!!!!! :D!!!!!! 10 sec in

oh hes actually loud today this is great his voice gets so nice when hes louder

00:00:30 ‘i’ve made a severe and continuous lapse in judgement” s;ladjfkald

00:00:50 diD HE MAKE AN INFINITY ROOM OR???? IS HE JUST????? WH AT???

oH MY GOD IT IS AN INFINITY ROOM AKSDFJALSDF IS THAT IN THE ACTUAL SMP OR????

aa;lskdfjasd someone mADE AN INFINITY ROOM A;LSDKFJASDF WHO????

00:03:00 i love how even minecraft g o d s cant remember fence gate/fence crafting recipes akdjhfald

00:04:45 ‘gUYS DON’T STAY IN SCHOOL!!!’ ‘n- no you should stay in school’ yeah, sure techno ‘collage dropout’ blade

00:05:17 ‘tommy, is this your credit card? let me read the numbers aloud, tommy’ -technos impression of tommys mom

zombie villager pog!

LISTEN TO HOW HE SAYS CONVENIENT AT 5:45 AHHH I LOVE HIM

00:07:35 why does,,,why does techno say disorientating instead of disorienting??? he says disorientating and i just,,,,,techno,,,,techno thats not the American way of saying it. also i didnt capitalize american bc of Being A Country i did it bc of Emphasis a;lksdfal

he stretch!!!!!! ten mins in

techno ate breakfast pog!!!! 00:10:30

13:00 a;lksdjfal

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STOP MAKING TECHNO GOOD AT CHESS IN GAME HES SAID SEVERAL TIMES THAT HE IS NOT I AM GOING TO SCREAM more proof: 00:14:40 also he calls the chess board ‘the map’ and im akjsdfhkljasd

00:15:40 “i don’t think that dumb people become Minecraft youtubers, I think it’s that being a Minecraft youtuber makes you dumber.”

00:15:50 ‘i was a smart child, I was doing well in school--I mean I wasn’t doing my homework or anything but I was doing well on the tests,” a;lsdkfja

“it do be doing that” -technoblade 2021

WHY DOES HE JUST RANDOMLY KNOW CHESS OPENING NAMES IM SICK OF HIM WHY IS HE LIKE THIS  I HATE IT HERE AALSDKFJASF 00:17:45 its so funny he just reads wikipedia for fun and also same

‘YOURE TALKING SOUNDS’ -tommyinnit, 19:40

00:20:05 ‘tommy, tommy, you’re speaking words, but the only universal language is sounds.’

00:23:24 “we’re going to go threaten....some certain government agents...in minecraft, since I know the FBI is listenin in on my phone right now [techno gets further from his mic and some thuds can be heard] let me just toss that over there...there we go, now they can only listen through my laptop”

00:32:17 mmmm technoyell

fundy n ranboo!!!! 00:33:50

god could u imagine knowing that technos doin a plot stream nd he joins ur call w tommy and they just???? start talking abt the canonical status of ants and new york????? such is the life of ranboo nd fundy a;lksdfjals

WITHER POG WITHER POG WITHER POG WITHER POG 00:39:20

00:39:55 how does he make that sound im crying

HE LAUGH!!!!!!

a;lkdsfjasd ranboo bullying time 00:44:00

god could u imagine being a fan of the dream smp, joining and ur surrounded by all these people uve looked up too, and then they start bulling you?? such is the life of ranboo

torture time!!! 00:46:15, its to get back the star :D

00:50:45 its lowkey terrifying how techno calls torturing fundy to tears ‘the good times’ and laughs while tommy interrogates him. i love it, but also im scared of him. still an apologist. he needs his stuff back!

also like,,,,,techno telling tommy he went too far? terrifying. if techno says you went too far, thats saying something

HE LAUGH!!!!

HE LAUGH AGAIN!!!

my favorite part of techno tommy interactions is how technoll say like, a metaphor or smthin nd tommy just,,,,,,,, ‘yeAHHH BITCH’ its so funny. a good example is 00:56:00:

techno: if you want to make an omlette, you’ve gotta break a few eggs

tommy: yeaaahhhh!! break eggs and bitch!

techno: ....what?

its so funny to me ak;dfjlasjf

and like, their rambles are COMPLETELY different. techno does most of his hopping around in his head and talks about it once he’s figured out what he should do, and tommy just says things out loud without thinking its hilarious

and like, in game, techno is a LOT more calculated than people think. when tommy tries to get techno to blow up the community house, techno has to rein him back in because ‘i’m all for violence, but we need a plan.’ and ‘how would blowing up the community house get your discs back??’ he’s a lot more organized than most of his teammates nd i love it

but like,,,sometimes techno just Says things and its great.  00:57:20 ‘the only dirt we have on dream is his dirt shack, amirite? [claps] gottem. he’s homeless!! eyyyy. lmao.’

00:58:20 is good. also skyblock is canon now.

01:06:50 SBI MEETUP SBI MEETUP

also ‘i dont know about smiling, but’ a;ldkfjadls;fjasf

i love tommy nd techno just kinda vibing

01:16:30 ‘mmmm audience retention rate....mmmm ants’ aldkfja this stream is so dumb i love it

dID TECHNO USE THEY/THEM FOR ERET AT 01:20:55 OR WAS THAT A GENERAL ‘EVERYONE ELSE’ THEY

1:23:00ish TECHNOSNEEZE

A;LSDKFJAS LIKE AN HOUR AFTER GETTING HIS SWORD BACK HE REALZIES HE HAS IT BACK HES SUCH A NERD 01:24:45

he sounds V tired rn a;lsdkfjkasdf

STREAM TOMORROW TOO??? P O G

#stream post

[lilyfreshwater]

most people turning 18 during their school year is literally so fake. I never skipped a grade and i was 17 my entire senior year (my birthday is in the summer). the cutoff should usually be in the fall, but it's different for every county & parents sometimes do start their kids in the school system at a different time. i still feel like the critblr/dtblr analysis about ranboo dropping out that happened last summer is dumb. tommy & tubbo have self admittedly dropped out, so have, lets be honest, probably 40-50% of dsmp content creators. I don't know why he would lie about it, when he could have easily done a lie by omission and only say he "finished school", but I'm fairly certain he said the word graduate on stream. Unless of course, his extended family watches his streams and he needed to lie to them (but afaik he's only said his mom watches his streams and she would know already lmfao)

ok first of all check yourself when it comes to the first point

second of all, we know ranboo graduated from an american high school and all of this analysis is within the confines of the american education system so why tf would we be talking about other countries. third of all i think its funny if ranboo is a high school dropout so most of what im saying isnt "this is the only correct way to look at this information," its "what if this happened instead." get a grip

#ask