#is he clumsy tho?

[kairukitsuneo]

My first impression on this blue guy's design.... WON'T HE ALWAYS BE TRIPPED BY HIS OWN LEG WING?????

#transformers #transformers idw #idw brainstorm #maccadams #Im sorry I don't really have alot of reference to draw him so alot of mistakes #man be trippin by his own leg #is he clumsy tho? #fanarts #tf fanart #kairukitsuneOart #digital arts #very quick doodles #doodles #my arts #art #funny doodles #silly doodles #silly brainstorm #memes if you will #he ded

[the-meghan-m]

I may have deleted my Tumblr by accident and have to start over, but at least I’m not Mulder in “E.B.E.”

#he is beauty he is grace #but for real tho why did they keep this take? #was it intentional? #if so…why? #just to demonstrate that mulder is a silly and clumsy man? #I mean I don’t disagree #the x files #x files #mulder #ebe #fox mulder #msr #txf s1

[crybaby-bkg]

Being in the forest, you’ve come across all kinds of things, people, beings. You, being one of them, a fairy, an olden one of your kind, the kin that’s far and few to find just lurking around. So you’re special, held in high regard to those who frequent your area of the forest, respected and highly praised. Most know to bow and smile without teeth when they see you, except for one.

He’s new, you suspect, with his too big green eyes and tilted head. He takes in every part of the forest, mumbling to himself, picks at his bottom lip. His hands rests on his hips, and you notice his chest is naked and his lower half is covered in thick, dense fur. It tapers off into shiny hooves that he taps into the soft grass, and you wonder when the last time you saw a satyr was.

He’s a pretty one, you think, with thick curly green locks and curious eyes. His ears are pointed and they twitch in your direction at your giggle when he trips over a tree root. His gaze swivels over to the flower you rest on, and he perks up at the sight of it, clumsily making his way to you.

Everything’s all giggles from you, until he picks up the flower you rest on, mouth opening as the flower comes quickly to his mouth. Before he can devour you, you screech at him, something in your old tongue that nobody in a thirty mile radius could understand. But he stops, pulling the flower back, his curious green eyes widening when he finally makes out your camouflaged body sitting prettily in the bud of the flower.

“Have you no manners?” You ask, voice a huff that makes the satyr’s head tilt in the other direction. He blinks a few times before his eyes widen in excitement, mouth dropping open as he takes you in.

“You’re a…” his voice delves off, as he realizes what kind of fairy you must be. One he’s only heard of in tales, ones that are as old as time. He can’t believe he’s seeing one in real time, much less almost eating one!

“Give me your name, and I’ll forgive your indiscretion.” You offer him, chin jutting out in his direction. He knows he shouldn’t, knows you guys are full of tricks, that he should only admire from afar. But you’re so pretty in that ethereal type of way, and so, so tiny in his hands, that he wonders just how much damage you could actually cause. So he bites the bullet, doesn’t even realize that with just a name, he’s sealed his fate.

“Izuku. My name is Izuku.”

Izuku, or Deku as he likes to be called, has become so subservient to you as the days go on. Carries you everywhere, despite your wings working perfectly fine. Feeds you the fruit from trees without a single complaint, bathes you in the lakes despite his face always turning so red.

He even touches you the way you like to be touched. Lets you stay in his palm, figure hidden behind thick trees, a patch in the openness of the forest where only you two reside. He holds his thickest finger above you, watches with intent vermillion eyes as you lay on your back in his palm, rubbing your tiny little clit all over the pad of his finger. He could crush you in this position, but all he can think of is how immoral it would be to kill an ancient fairy from trying to shove you on his too big cock.

And despite using his big fingers to get you off for so long, it still isn’t enough. He’s surprised, one dusky morning, when he enters that patch in the forest that’s become you guys’ special spot, and doesn’t find you sleeping on a leaf. No, instead, Deku finds someone who looks eerily like you, only bigger in size—so, so much bigger.

Your hair looks so soft and your skin glows an eery golden haze around it. Your wings look iridescent in the slithers of morning light, as they flap lightly when he enters the thicket. Your body is bare, and it only feels that much intenser when everything is so much bigger, so easier to see in the broadening of your skin.

Your eyes are devious, with a downright cruel smile. You stretch where you lay, yawning a little, flipping on your back as you look at Izuku upside down, body bare and on display. It makes him think back to how hard he would have to strain to look in between your legs, now looking away at just how clear everything is.

“It’s time to prove your usefulness to me, Izuku. Are you ready?” You ask in a voice so sultry, he thinks he might melt on the spot. He should’ve known better than to give an ancient fairy his name, knows he’s spellbound to you and your every wish for eternity. But a part of him wishes he only would’ve met you sooner.

“I’m more than ready.”

#I’ve had this idea in my drafts for like 3 weeks now #but kept forgetting about it and then I got lazy lol #love this idea tho I’ve been wanting to write about fairy reader for a while now #but couldn’t think of anything else!! #it’s something about too big clumsy satyr izuku with this tiny conniving lil fairy that he always carries around #that just makes me :((((( #he’s so beeg but sooo gentle #omg and when you try to kiss for the first time while you’re still tiny #his eyes squint so much and he’s got this big pucker on his lips #he can barely even feel your kiss but it’s soft and light and he thinks he’s in love #and he’s so easy to tease #AHHHHH I NEED TO LAY DOWN!!!!!! #I wont him so bad #—new treat in the streets! 🍫 #deku treats! 🍬 #also if anyone wants to talk more about this then I’m more than happy to 👀

[varilien]

(william, the stripey-haired raccoon man, and sparrow, the blue-haired girl, belong to @smolasianartist. the pink-haired/horned guy is mine)

the two flavors of doing oc crossovers with ur friends lol

#note: remind me to come back and finish the alt text for these when i have the spoons to do it again thumbs up #oc: a #past iterations of a were. VERY flirtatious #especially his first one but the last one could make a solid effort at shooting his shot from time to time shkjghsk #pretty bored of that characterization at this point tho his New Self is gonna be a big clumsy dumby #flirting won't even occur to him to do if he liked somebody he'd just shuffle his feet and refuse to talk to them lol #not a lick of charisma to be found in the whole damn man aside from the inherent cuteness of a guy who forgets how to behave kjhkjk

[lily-ohfally]

Wol QotD: Your wol just tripped and fell in the most embarrassing way possible in front of a huge crowd, how'd they react?

#lily is definitely the type to act normal and laugh it off #but he cant hide the fact his face turns completely red with embarrassment #and it's so obvious he's embarrassed about it but he tries so hard to play it off like #'ahh-- clumsy me haha im okay tho dw' #while he's slowly getting warmer and redder lmao #wolqotd #wol qotd #wol questions #wol question of the day #ff14 #ffxiv #ffxiv qotd #ffxiv wolqotd #ff14 wolqotd #ff14 qotd

[gummyysharkz]

anyone here play loomian legacy. i need to talk about my beautiful son. my friend named him for me btw

#🦈 yaps #loomian legacy #he got stuck in the ground....idiot #i love teridescent its a new favorite alongside vesperatu and buzzolen #i love pvp training my loomians even tho i dont do pvp #hes v brawny clumsy sluggish + watcher + heavy shackles #also his moveset is drudge + parasitize + primal slash + hyper sting

[benefactordreams]

Hey guys would you be curious if I said I have a story with a little deer ppl society. I made it with my first online friend a while ago :33

#💭 — ⌗nervo rambles . ♪ᝰ #I specifically love the protagonist of the story #his name is Frostedleaf #and he has a friend named Rosemary #(their relationship stays completely platonic throughout the story) #I don't have a title for the story but I have most of the main plot points figured out!! #I haven't worked on my stories in a while tho so maybe this will be the motivator I need #anyways yeah guys #btw Frostedleaf had reading glasses #and is very clumsy #Rose has to look out for him so he doesn't hurt himself like he always does #UGHHHH THIS IS REMINDING ME HOW MUCH I LOVE THESE TWO I CAN'T #they're my second favorite duo I've made but a very close first #the first is a ghost girl from the 1990s?? If I remember right???? #maybe the 80s but either way she can play piano and then she befriends a guy who also plays piano and they solve her cold case together bc #the guy loves true crime and stuff (am I projecting? a little) #the ghost girl haunts the schools piano room where she was killed #I love that story sm I need to develop it more #I think it's my oldest story I've kept around

[pinkanonwrites]

My friend just got me into Hi-Fi Rush so now I have TWO pathetic weaselly failboys with a robot arm to thirst after. It's like Christmas 💖💖💖

#pink chat #hi fi rush #trigun #chai #vash the stampede #chai hfr #but for real tho i promise ill play more of hi fi rush before i commit to writing for chai #hes just my type tho #so clumsy and silly

[sidneypoindexter]

half asleep before bed and i just thought of something hilarious

yandere clumsy au where clumsy is possessive of brainy in the stereotypical yandere way, murdery thoughts and all

but no one ever learns this because no one likes brainy at all, let alone likes him enough to trigger that behavior in clumsy

and also clumsy is still oblivious to social cues and the behavior of people around him. so even if other smurfs were outright flirting with brainy, he wouldnt notice it.

its like. "i'd kill for you, brainy ❤️" "that's a nice sentiment, clumsy, but papa smurf says that murder is immoral."

#txt #smurfs #brumsy #THIS WOULD BE HILARIOUS THO #also even if clumsy DID get murdery #he's too clumsy to kill someone

[prettyboykatsuki]

deku can't dance but he picks you up and puts your feet on his shoes if you don't feel confident to dance either

#'at least we look clumsy together right?' #ohhh i want him dead #aristotle.txt #I JUST LOVE HIM SO BAD #i cant stop thinking about him as ur plus one too a wedding #and you're pining so bad and a slow song comes on #and he's like i wanna dance with you. even tho u know he sucks #and he sheepishly is like 'i know but its you' AND I #IM IMAGINING YOU FEELING AWKWARD SO HE JUST. #LETS YOU PUT YOUR FEET ON HIS SHOES #EVEN IF YOU'RE WEARING HEELS OR SOMETHING HE JSUT LETS U STEP ON HIM AND SMILES #GOD

[physically-vampiric-medic]

What are you waiting for, Jane? Just knock on his damn door.

Jane stands outside Humboldt's office, hand twitching as he clenches it into a fist and knocks, gently, as to not startle him.

"...Doc? It's Jane. Jane Jamison?" He clarifies, not entirely sure if that other Jane had made nice with him yet. He definitely should. He knew that man had it somehow much worse than he did.

"I um... Brought something for you."

A mug of hot chocolate and a peppermint stick.

- @emotionally-clumsy-soldier

[ The knocking at the door was unexpected, though the polite gesture was appreciated. ]

"Oh- just a moment!"

[ He quickly fixed his appearance to be less alarming. Jane had gone through enough, he certainly didn't need to see the doctor looking so disheveled and mildly unsettling. He then approached the door and answered it, ]

"I am very sorry for the state of things in here, Jane. If I had known you were coming over it would be a lot less of a mess!"

[ It took him a second to process the gift, but once he did notice it, he had not a clue what to say. ]

#emotionally xyz mercs #physically xyz mercs #physically vampiric medic #emotionally clumsy soldier #fragen #rp blog #ooc: he is bamboozled #the gift giver is now the gift receiver #fr tho i love jane sm

[pixelkip]

Aside garcello got the brainrot into HIGH fucking gear today

#I drew this in a brainrot fueled fervor i shit you not #whay drugs did they put into this mans week #hes so silly tho i love him <3333 #the fact hes a lil clumsy and he quit smoking just to start his burger joint and #melts into the floor #fnf a-side #a-side garcello #garcello #my art

[insecateur]

i got confused looking at your drawing of yourself because i honest to god thought it was professor sycamore . was this blog secretly run by augustine sycamore this whole time

this is surprisingly not the first time i've been told this LOL one of my friends even once asked me if the guy i was drawing lysandre with all the time was me...........

but no appearances-wise i'm closer to birch atp honestly... and i am a lysandre kinnie in my heart and soul... of course... 🙏

#la réponse d #it's very funny. i am a clumsy unshaven french man with dark messy hair it's true #augustine's hair is darker tho and he is aggressively twinkier than i am

[ardentpoop]

I’m mostly with you however samndean’s dynamic IS abusive ppl are just so afraid to touch that word (as am I tbh bc I know how ppl respond to it)

#also I would not rather have the shit his haters write bc it’s also reductive and boring lmao #ultimately tho yes hes an insanely compelling and complicated character and almost nobody knows how to handle him #I’ve said it before I’ll say it again no other character in spn has the depth that he does #it’s comically stressful to delve into his issues while the rest of the show spins clumsy and callous around them

[sargetblu]

HAVE A SURPRISINGLY LIGHT SHIELD

THANK YOU PRIVATE

I WILL USE THIS TO PROTECT FROM FEET OR OTHER OBSTICLES THAT MIGHT CRUSH ME

#i don't think respawn would regrow him #tho i wouldn't be surprised if he tried #but blu Soldier relies way less on respawn and medi gun than red solly #so he's less clumsy #and generally less reckless #he's still reckless and clumsy #just #hes not as trusting in respawn's ability to bring him back #soldier answers #soldier speaks #1/10 #anon ask

[avornalino]

nvm no bg3 today i’m obsessed with this lil guy

#he’s to tiny !!!!!! aaaaaaaaaaa i love him #he doesn’t have a name yet. my siblings ideas are gary and mike (tyson) #he also can’t keep still to save his life and i think he might have trouble seeing bc his eyes are massive #he’ll be ok tho he’s just got some little quirks. tbh he might just be really clumsy which makes sense… he’s only like 8 wks #nonsims #dl