#isabél schmidt vasquez

[young-prince-firefly]

I know y'all missed these! Incorrect quotes part 7?? I have no fucking idea

Mike: I'm a multi-tasker

Liz: Having Tumblr open while stimming isn't multi-tasking

C.C: Can I please feed the ducks?

Izzy: Murder is a genetic trait and it didn't present in CC but it did present in me

Cassidy: Fire doesn't work so try freezing him

Gabriel: Why do I feel like you've been watching MHA?

Mike: Is it bad if I kin assigned all of us as the Todoroki family?

Jeremy: Are my eyes pretty?

Fritz, who is in love: They glitter like the ocean or an Emerald

Susie, who is just sweet: They're full of kindness

Gabriel, a realist: If you find the color green pretty, then yes

Cassidy, a bitch: They're your fucking sight orbs, they're not supposed to be "pretty"

Will: You cannot defeat me!

Cassidy: Okay boomer

Mike: Why... Just why?

CC, surrounded by stacks of banana bread: We were hungry and Susie was stressed

Liz: I love My Little Pony!

Mike: Never look up art on the internet! I made that mistake...

CC: I don't think the art is that bad...... I just don't get why they put Rarity in lingerie

Izzy: I just heard Fritz say, "Who taught Jemmy the fuck word?"

Liz: Doesn't he use the f word all the time?

CC: She censored it

Mike: Oh God, Eliza say Fuck

Izzy: Do it, Liz, say fuck

Will: I love all of my children equally

Will: CC, Elizabeth, and...

Will: *looking at smudged ink on his hand*

Will: Mackerel

Henry: What do we do when we feel sad?

Mike: Arson

Liz: Ice cream

CC: cry

Will: Murder

Izzy: Dye my hair

Charlie: Add to cart

Sammy: Hoes mad

Alexis: Sleep

Aiden: Fake my death

Henry, shaking his head: Y'all need therapy

Mike: and Jesus

Will: Actually, my children are angels

Liz: Begging Will for ice cream

Mike: Laughing at CC

CC: crying his eyes out because a poster had a scary face on it

Maria: Will, sweetie, our children hate us

Charlie: How much to not hate myself

Cashier: Fruit roll-ups cost $5 and a box of Capri suns costs about $3

Charlie: Thanks. You're a life saver

Sammy, playing a monster truck game: And you die! Haha

Mike, setting down the cookies he brought for the twins: Please don't commit murder.

Charlie, trying to listen to music but ads: It's a truck, it wasn't alive to begin with

Mike: I've known how to drive since I was 10. I drove Eliza and CC to get McDonald's.

Jeremy F: Working here will be okay. What could possibly go wrong?

After exactly 5 nights

Jeremy F: It all went wrong!

Mike: Is being a god lonely?

Old man C: Is experiencing everything life has to offer plus more lonely? Is meeting many people and losing them lonely? Is living 8 lifetimes to the fullest lonely?

Old man C: It's not lonely being a god. It's lonely when you give up living because you think you have all the time in the world

Gabriel: You can't eat sandals!

Fritz: Fine! Then I'm becoming a scandal!

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[young-prince-firefly]

Cassidy: What are you?

Mike: An idiot sandwich...

Liz: A snack!

Will: A deranged furry

C.C: An emotionally compromised potato salad

Henry: A sad man

Sammy: Traumatized

Charlie: The mom friend

Maria: Twinkle toes brand Mother

Gloria: Getting a divorce

Izzy: Dead

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[young-prince-firefly]

Mike: I'm an expert procrastinator

Will: Just do your damn school work and get off Tumblr

Lizzy: Why can't we eat magnets?

C.C: Can't break them with your teeth, you'd choke

Lizzy: So if I ground it up, I'd be fine?

C.C: dunno

Izzy: What makes life worth living?

Lizzy: Tiddies

Mike: Slushies

C.C: Kawaii

Will: Wine

Henry: Family

Everyone else:...

Izzy: Officially ignoring Henry, anyone else?

Charlie: Making people smile

Izzy: Anyone other than the do-gooders?

Sammy: Monster truck wipe-outs

Mike: I think our Dads had a thing at one point.

Charlie: Does that make us step-siblings?

Mike: Yeah, sure

Henry: You can't give children knives, it isn't safe

Will: Would you feel safer if I gave you a knife?

Henry: No, the knives aren't safe for the kids!

Mike: Baking requires summoning a demon for baking tips. Pastries require having the demon make them

Alexis: You ever go by one nickname for a long time and then tell people you go by a different one and when someone calls you the new one you freak out cause you weren't expecting it.

Aiden: No, I don't have nicknames

Izzy: Yes, people used to call me Isa but I thought it sounded too femme so I asked for people to call me Izzy instead to truly achieve gender

Lizzy: You can date my sister, just don't hurt her

Aiden: She'd break my bones if I screamed too loud in her ears

Alexis: So would I??

Mike: How does it feel to know all of your adopted children are dating?

Dave: Good for them. Glad they're happy.

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