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Lady Crow(Part 1)

(StoryInfo)(When Emily turned into butterfly's she wasn't sent to heaven she was given another chance at life. A new life as a ranger of the Night's Watch at Castle Black and as Jeor Mormont's daughter. Will she survive White Walkers and everything else with her best friends Jon Snow and Edd Tollett or will she be murdered once again?)

(Girls are allowed in the Night's Watch. It's just Emily is the only one that wanted to join)

The Night's Watch the yard

Jon got off to a bad start with Grenn and Pyp but after hearing about why Grenn and Pyp were there and having a talk the three of them became good friends. And now Jon was teaching them how to fight until Grenn stopped and looked like he seen the moon for the first time.

Grenn: My word(Gasped)

The three of them turned around and saw Allister Throne walking up with a breath-taking women and a fat man.

Throne: Gentlemen, this is the Lord Commander's daughter Emily Mormont and you boy tell them who you are.

Sam: Samwell Tarly of Horn Hill, I mean I was of Horn Hill but now I've come to take the black.

Rast: Come to take the black pudding(Laughed)

Throne: You can't be any worse then you look boy. Get in there

Sam screamed as Rast hit him sending him to the ground.

Sam: I yield! Please no more!(Cried)

Throne: Hit him until he finds his feet

Sam cried as Rast hit him over and over again

Throne: Apparently they ran out of murders and thieves down south now they send us squealing bloody pigs.

Jon tried to walk over but Pyp pulled him back. Before Jon could say anything Emily took the words right out of his mouth.

Emily: Enough! He yielded!

Throne: Looks like the Lord Commander's daughter is in love(Emily pulled Sam up and pushed him behind Jon)

Thorne: Alright Lady Mormont you wish to defend your fat lover? Let's make it an exercise, you two.(Pointed to Grenn and Pyp)

Throne: If the three of you want to make piggy squeal all you have to do is get past the Lord Commander's daughter.

Jon: And me(Stood protectively in front of Sam)

Throne: And the bastard

Emily: You sure you want to do this?(Smirked)

Grenn: No(Said honestly)

She beat them easily especially Rast, she ran at Grenn again.

Grenn: I yield I yield!(Put his hands up)

Throne: Go clean the armory

He walked away and so did Rast

Pyp: Well fought

Grenn: Piss off

Sam: Did he hurt you?

Emily: I had worse trust me

Sam: You can call me Sam

Jon: It's not going to get any easier you know. Your gonna have to defend yourself.

Grenn: Why didn't you get up and fight?

Sam: I wanted to I just couldn't

Grenn: Why not?

Sam: I'm a coward, my father says so

Emily: The wall's no place for cowards

Sam: Your both right I just wanted to thank you both

He walked away from that moment on Emily and Jon became best friends. Like brother and sister. Same with Emily and Edd Tollett. And Emily became friends with Sam, Grenn, and Pyp also. And from that moment on Throne and Rast hated her guts. Later Emily and Jon made sure to be clear that no one would attack Sam ever again. So the next day during training no one wanted to.

Grenn: Hit me

Sam looked at Emily and Jon who nodded

Grenn: Go on hit me!

Sam gave him a light tap and Grenn fell to the ground

Grenn: I yield I yield(Laughed)

Jon and Emily laughed with that Thorne walked over and grabbed them both by their throats.

Throne: You think this is funny do you?

He let them go roughly

Throne: When your out there beyond the wall at night do you want a man at your back? Or a stupid girl and boy?

Pyp: Both Jon and Emily are great fighters! Being a women doesn't change the fact that she is skilled, brave, and can handle and defend herself you sexest trat!

Throne walked away, even though Emily is a ranger and the commander's daughter she helped with what ever job she please. And even though Throne is sensitive about the rule of sexual relations Mormont wouldn't hear it. Emily was allowed to be friends with anyone at the Night Watch she please and they were allowed to hug and joke around. Both her and her father trusted Jon very much so Emily shared Jon's room. Later that day Emily was helping Sam and Jon wash the tables in the great hall.

Sam: I like girls as much as you do, they may not like me as much. I bet you been with lots of girls.

Jon: Nope same as you

Sam: I find that hard to believe

Jon: It's true, I came close once though but

Emily: You didn't know where to put it(Laughed)

Jon: I know where to put it(Smiled and rolled his eyes)

Sam: Was she ugly?

Jon: Young and gorgeous, a whore named Ros

Sam: What color hair?

Jon: Ginger

Sam: Oh I like ginger hair, and her?(Put his hands on his chest)

Jon: You don't want to know

Sam: That good?

Jon: Better

Sam: So why didn't you make love to this beautiful Ros?

Jon: What's my last name?

Sam: Snow

Jon: Why's my last name Snow?

Sam: Because you're a bastard

Jon: I never knew my mother, she probably was a whore. I couldn't do that to a child. Being a bastard is not really a glorious thing to be.

Emily: So you didn't know where to put it(Laughed)

Jon tossed the brush at her, she tried to get away but he pinned her to the table. He quickly let go as Throne walked in.

Throne: Enjoying yourselves, are we? Soon all the new recruits will be given their positions. Emily will obviously be a ranger, but you two will never be.

Throne left, later everyone was handed their positions Emily and Grenn were made rangers and Jon, Sam, and Pyp were made stewarts. Jon wasn't happy at first but Emily and Sam convinced him about the good parts about being Commander Mormont's stewart. Later Emily, Jon, Sam, Grenn, and Pyp were making and preparing food in the kitchen. Thorne walked in

Throne: Look at the rare sight, the traitor's bastard

Jon went at him with the knife

Sam: Jon stop!(Grenn and Pyp seized his arms holding him back)

Pyp: Put it down(Emily took the knife out of his hand)

Commander Mormont walked in as Jon pushed Pyp off of him. Mormont walked over to Jon.

Mormont: I told you not to do anything stupid. You're confined to your quarters. Go

Jon left that night Jon and Emily were trying to sleep but Ghost was going nuts.

Jon: Ghost what's wrong? Is someone out there?

Jon and Emily quickly grabbed their swords, ran out, and went into Commander Mormont's room.

Jon: Commander?(Called)

Emily: Who's there? Dad?

They heard the door close a man threw Emily on the floor hard and seized Jon's throat and held him against the wall. Emily kept stabbing him in the back but it didn't do anything. Jon head butted the man forcing him to let go. When the man came at Jon again Jon cut the guys left arm off. Before the guy could grab Jon again Emily pushed him out of the way making the man grab her by the throat and held her against the wall. She stabbed the man through the chest. It let go and fell to the floor.

Mormont: Darling? Snow?

Emily: Dad!(Her and Jon ran over to him)

The thing got up and pulled the sword out. Emily screamed in pain as she quickly grabbed her dad's lantern and threw it at the man setting it on fire.

Jon: Go!(Pushed Emily and her dad out)

Once they got to Emily and Jon's room they made her sit down on her bed.

Mormont: Let me see your hand Em's

Emily laid her burnt hand on her lap

Mormont: It's not that bad, does it hurt?

Emily: A little

Mormont: I'm going to put something on it and wrap it up. I'll be back(Rubbing her right cheek)

He kissed her forehead and left

Jon: You saved me my lady, thank you

Emily: You would have done the same for me. And it won't be the first time we'll be saving each other. So for now and all the times to come you're welcome Lord Snow.

Mormont came back, put something on her hand and wrapped it up. They immedtaly burned the other bodies in the morning.

Sam: They were touched by White Walkers that's why they came back. That's why their eyes turned blue. Only fire will stop them.

Jon: How do you know that?

Sam: I read about it in a book in Maester Aemon's library

Jon: What else did the book say?

Sam: White Walkers sleep for 1000 years under the ice and when they wake up-

Pyp: When they wake up?

Emily who also loves to read beat him to it

Emily: I hope the wall is high enough

Everyone looked at the wall when everyone was done Emily and Jon went to Commander Mormont's room.

Mormont: When did Maester Aemon say you can use your hand again?

Emily: Soon dad

Mormont: Good, I have something to give you Em's then I need to talk to Jon privately.

Mormont: This is for you darling, the family sword

He handed her a Valyrian sword called Longclaw

Emily: The family sword, father-

Mormont: You deserve it Em's

He kissed her forehead

Mormont: Wait outside the door darling, you can go to the hall when Jon does.

Emily left shutting the door

Mormont: You are also ready for this, same sword same name. For you though I had the pummel changed to a wolf. I had two family swords ready for my children. But her brother dishonored our family. I don't like to talk about it in front of Emily that's why I sent her out.

Jon: My lord I'm grateful but I can't-

Mormont: You can and you will, I wouldn't be standing here if it wasn't for my daughter, you, and your wolf. Take it, I'll hear no more about it. Bring me my supper.

Jon: Yes my lord

The minute he and Emily walked into the great hall they were surrounded by Grenn, Pyp, and three other men.

Pyp: Go on you two let's have a look

Emily: At what?(Smirked)

Pyp: Show us the swords

As the guys chanted " sword" Emily and Jon pulled out their swords. Jon handed his to Pyp and Emily handed hers to Grenn. The boys ran away with the swords. The next morning Jon brought Commander Mormont his lunch.

Mormont: Ham again, bring me some beer at least. You look exasted, was your moonlight ride that tiring?

Jon looked at him with fear

Mormont: Don't look so terrified, if we beheaded everyone who took a ride for the night only ghosts would guard the wall. Honor brought you back

Jon: My friends brought me back

Mormont: I didn't say it was your honor

Jon: He killed my father

Mormont: And your going to bring him back to life are you? No? Good, I had enough of that. Do you think your brothers war is more important than ours?

Jon: No

Mormont: With dead men coming to life you think it matters who sits on some throne?

Jon: No

Mormont: Good, because I want you and your wolf with us when we ride out beyond the wall tomorrow.

Jon: Beyond the wall?

Mormont: I'm going to find out what's happening. We are going to face the Widlings, White Walkers, whatever else is out there. And we will find Benjen Stark dead or alive. I only ask you one more thing Snow. Are you a brother of the Night's Watch or a bastard boy who wants to play at war?

Mormont, Jon, Emily, Edd, Sam, Grenn, Pyp, and other members arrived at Craster's Keep later that day.

Jon: Having a rough time of it?

Sam: Nothings killed me yet

Emily: Sam your ass killed the sled

Sam: Grenn offered me a ride

Grenn: I just wanted you to shut up about your damn blisters

Everyone got off their horses

Edd: I grew up in a place like this

Sam: Are those girls?

Edd: Crasters daughters

Sam: I haven't seen a girl besides Emily in six months

Grenn: I'd keep not seeing them if I were you. He doesn't like people messing with his daughters.

Edd: He doesn't like people messing with his wives

Emily, Jon, Sam, and Pyp looked at him shockingly

Edd: He marries his daughters and they give him more daughters and on and on it goes.

Sam: That's foul

Grenn: It's beyond foul

Emily: It's sick!

Edd: Em's stay close to Jon and I at all times, if Craster sees you we know that sicko we'll want to add you to that on going wife/daughter thing.

Jon: What about the boys?

Sam: Huh?

Jon: If he marries his daughters what does he do with his sons?

After a little while Jon and Emily entered the tent where everyone else was to hear Craster call them Southerners.

Jon: Were not Southerners

Craster spotted Jon and spotted Emily clutching his arm

Craster: Who are these pretty girls? You two are prettier than most of my daughters. And one of you has a nice wet trat between your legs. What's your name boy?

Jon: Jon Snow

Craster: A bastard huh? And what's your name girl? I would love to have you in my bed and join my wives.

Mormont: Her name is Emily she's my daughter, she's a ranger. She's part of the Night's Watch so sexual relations and taking a husband is forbidden for her. Even if she wasn't part of the Night's Watch and she was just with us to be with me I would never let you have or touch her.

Craster: Fine, if I catch that pretty little bastard talking to my daughters

Mormont: No one will talk to your daughters. You two go ahead and sit down.

Craster: So you want to know where all the Widlings have gone? They joined up with Mance Raider. An old friend of yours.

Mormont: He's no friend of mine, he betrayed his brothers and broke his vows.

Craster: Once he was just a poor black crow. Now he's king beyond the wall.

Mormont: He's been calling himself that for years. What's he king of? Some frozen lake somewhere.

Craster: You want to know what Mance Raiders doing? He's gathering an army. I hear he already has more men then you.

Mormont: Where does he plan on marching this army?

Craster: When your already North of the wall there's only one direction to go. Does it make you jealous old man? Seeing me with all these young wives and you with no one to warm your bed.

Mormont: We choose different paths

Craster: You choose the path with nothing but boys on it. I suppose you want me to share my roof and my food.

Mormont: A roof would be appreciated and we brought our own food.

Craster: Any man touches my wives loses the hand. And if I see this one staring too long I'll cut his eyes out.

Mormont: Your roof your rules

That night everyone was back in Craster's tent getting warm when Craster angrily threw a bloody faced Jon into the tent and onto the floor.

Craster: This ones been sticking his nose where it doesn't belong!(Angrily kicked Jon in the stomach)

Craster: I want you, your men, and that pretty daughter of yours gone. And you will make this right(Walked over to Mormont and handed him his sword as Emily pulled Jon to his feet)

Mormont: Wait outside with Emily

Jon: Lord Commander-

Mormont: Now!

Emily: Come on(Said gently as she led him out of the tent)

When Commander Mormont walked outside he found Jon and Emily sitting down. Emily was dabbing his face. When he walked over they stood up.

Emily: Dad-

Mormont: Edd(Called over)

Edd: Yes Lord Commander?(Walked over)

Mormont: It's okay darling go with Edd

Edd: Come on Em's(Gently pulled her away by her arm)

Mormont: What did you do?

Jon: I followed him, he took his new born baby boy into the woods.

Mormont: What business is that of yours?

Jon: You don't understand! He's killing all the boys!... you know?

Mormont: Those boys are offerings

Jon: Offerings! He's murdering his own children he's a monster!

Mormont: That monster has been the difference between life and death for our rangers and other members of the Night's Watch. Including your uncle, there are worse to fight out there.

Jon: I saw it, I saw something take that child

Mormont: Whatever it was you'll see it again, ready my horse we leave at dawn.

He handed Jon his sword

Mormont: Don't loose it again

That morning after they left Jon went with Qhorin Halfhand while Emily stayed with everyone else. Emily was alone somewhere with Sam, Grenn, and Pyp when they heard a horn.

Emily: It's Jon he's back!(Said happily)

The second horn went off

Edd: Widlings, your not fighting them alone(He, Grenn, and Emily took out their swords)

A third horn went off

Edd: Run!

Edd and Grenn took off running. Emily wanted to help Sam keep up but Edd kept pulling her while he ran.

Sam: Edd! Emily! Grenn!

Sam hid behind a rock until he felt it was safe to come out. When he did he saw a dead body of one of the Night Watch men with his head off. A White Walker came after him. Sam tried to crawl and get away before the White Walker could do anything Emily burned it killing it. She helped Sam to his feet.

Mormont: Did you send the ravens? Tarly look at me, did you send the ravens?

Sam shook his head no

Mormont: That was your job, your only job.

Mormont turned and faced everyone else

Mormont: We need to get back to the wall. It's a long march and we know what's out there. But we have to make it we have to warn them. Before winter's done everyone you ever known and loved will be dead.

Everyone started walking Rast was being mean to Sam even with Emily walking next to him. When Rast walked away Sam sat on the ground sobbing.

Emily: Hey Sam come on(Kneeled in front of him)

Grenn noticed Sam and Emily

Grenn: Ed

They walked over to them

Grenn: Get up Sam

Sam: No(Cried)

Grenn: Get up

Sam: I can't(Cried)

Emily: Sam if we stop we'll die

Edd: If we don't stop he'll probably die too

Sam: You don't care(Cried)

Emily: Sam of course we care

Sam: You left me, when the White Walkers came you left me.

Emily: Come on I didn't leave you on purpose. You know I would never leave you Sam. Edd was pulling me the whole time.

Edd: Yes I was, he's fat and slow we didn't want us or you to die.

Sam sobbed harder as Emily gave Edd a look

Emily: Just get him up(Grabbed his left arm)

As Rast walked over Grenn and Pyp grabbed Sam's right arm.

Rast: Looks like the piggy's done for

Grenn: Get him up

Rast: He's slowing us down

Emily: Just get him up you cunt!

Rast: Why so the rest of us can die?

Mormont: What is this? Get up Tarly!(Walked over)

Emily, Grenn, and Pyp pulled Sam to his feet.

Mormont: Is he alright?

Edd: Yeah I think so

Rast: We should go without him-

Mormont: That's enough! Tarly I forbid you to die, you hear me?

Sam shook his head yes

Rast: Why should the rest of us-

Mormont: Keep your mouth shut Rast! Darling your responsible for him, understand?

Emily: Yes father

Soon they made it back to Craster's keep

Craster: What have we here, frozen crows

Mormont: We come a long way

Craster: Smaller flock then you left with

Mormont: We can talk inside

Everyone went inside Emily started looking up at all the girls feeling bad for them. Rast looked up for other reasons.

Craster: Keep your eyes where they belong. They're not for you.

Craster looked at Sam

Craster: Why don't you dine on him, carve up what you need as you go? Well look at him he's a walking feast.

Craster started to laugh and Emily took Sam outside. That night everyone was back in the tent getting warm when they heard Kyle Turner walk in.

Kyle: Who's throat are you going to cut old man?

Mormont: Wait outside

Kyle: It's cold outside and there's nothing to eat

Craster: My wives give you bread

Kyle: There's sawdust in the bread

Craster: You don't like it then you can go out there and eat the snow.

Kyle: I rather eat what you got hidden away

Mormont: I told you to wait outside

Rast: He's sitting there eating and drinking our fill while we die

Craster: I give you crows enough. I got to feed my women!

Mormont: Enough out!(Grabbed Rast)

Craster: I am a godly man

Rast: You're a stingy bastard!

Craster grabbed his axe

Craster: How many you are thieves?

Craster: You!(Said to Rast)

Craster: And you!(Said to Emily as Edd pushed her behind him protectively)

Craster: Go sleep in the cold with empty bellies! I'll chop off the hand of the next person who calls me bastard.

Kyle: You are a bastard, a daughter fucking Widling bastard

Craster charged at him but Kyle stabbed him through the throat killing him. Before Edd could grab her Kyle seized Emily and held a knife against her throat.

Craster: Unhand her!(Took out his sword)

Kyle threw Emily hard on the ground Edd quickly pulled up, away from Kyle, and held her close to him protectively.

Mormont: I should have your heads for this

Rast stabbed him in the back

Emily: Dad!(Screamed)

Edd and Emily were seized pulled away from each other struggling to get free.

Emily: Edd!(Cried)

Edd: Don't touch her!

Sam took off running Mormont was stabbed in the back of the throat killing him.

Emily: No dad! Dad! Please let go! Dad!(Cried)

That morning Edd and Grenn made it back to Castle Black

Throne: What took you so long?

Grenn: We were held up

Thorne: By what?

Grenn: Chains(Showed his wrists)

Edd: We were guests of mutineers at Craster's keep

Grenn: They got Craster's food, his wives, and they got Emily! Kyle has her, he's running things now. He's the one that killed Craster and Lord Commander Mormont.

That night Kyle enjoyed wine listening to the cries and begging of Emily Mormont as Rast raped her from behind and kissing and licking her back.

Rast: I will no longer take orders or mouth from you bitch! Later I will put your mouth to good use! On my cock!

Later that night Jon, Edd, Grenn, Pyp, and others attacked the keep killing the mutineers. Meanwhile in one of the tents Kyle had Emily on her back trying to get her pants off.

Kyle: Now it's my turn ex commanders's daughter! Your daddy's not hear to protect you anymore!

Jon walked in Kyle got off of Emily and stood up.

Kyle: Lord Snow, we have everything here were free men. You'll never be free you'll never know what that's like.

They fought Jon cried as Kyle stabbed his right side he groaned in pain as he pushed Kyle away from him. Kyle spit in his face, knocked him to the ground, and rolled him onto his back. Emily stabbed Kyle in the back he backhanded her sending you to the ground.

Kyle: You!(Walked towards her)

Jon stabbed him threw the mouth killing him he kneeled in front of Emily with concern in his eyes.

Jon: Are you alright?(Put his hand on her left shoulder)

Emily nodded yes

Jon: Come on, let's get you home

He pulled her to her feet and pulled her out by her arm as they walked out to see the fight over. Emily ran into Edd's arms crying.

Jon: We lost four brothers?

Edd: Five

When they got back that morning everyone met in the great hall

Jon: Mance's army was closing in on Craster's keep as we left. They'll reach the wall before the next full moon. We need to prepare.

Throne: We been preparing

Jon: We should seal the tunnel

Throne: How would we range North?

Jon: We wouldn't

Grenn: We can't defend the gate against 1000 men

Throne: This castle has stood for a 1000 years men have defended it for a 1000 years.

Jon: Have you ever seen a giant Sir Allistar? I have, the tunnels gate won't stop them.

Thorne: Giving your knowledge of the Widlings Lord Snow you, Emily, and Tarly will take watch duty.

Just like Jon predicted the Widlings attacked that night. Emily not only had to do her duty but defend herself and she hated it. She knew the truth about Widlings and she wanted peace between them and the Night's Watch badly. More then anything she wanted them to be friends, fight the enemies together, and for the Widlings to be safe and protected.

Throne: Archers nock everyone else hold

Edd: Grenn no!(Grenn accidently dropped a barrel)

Thorne: I said nock and hold you cunts! Does nock mean draw?!

Everyone: No sir!

Throne: Does hold mean fuckin drop?!

Everyone: No sir!

Throne: Do you plan on dying tonight?!

Everyone: No sir!

Thorne: Good! Draw!

Janos Slynt: There attacking the Southern gate!(Ran up)

Throne: Now?

Janos: Now!

Throne: I'm going down there, brother Slynt you have the wall

Throne left

Janos: Loose!

Meanwhile Pyp and Sam helped defend above the gate

Pyp: Sam I think were going to die

Sam: If you keep missing we will

After Pyp and Same ran to go somewhere else Tormund climbed up. Meanwhile back on the wall.

Jon: We can't just let them attack the gate! Those are giants down there you think steels going to stop them!

Janos: No such thing as giants, story for children

Emily knew Jon was their hope of most of them surviving so she did something about it.

Emily: Brother Slynt! Just got word that Sir Allistar needs you below!

Janos left Emily nodded to Jon

Jon: Archers nock your arrows! Draw! Loose!

The Widlings started climbing the wall

Jon: They won't get up before dawn

Grenn: Why not?

Jon: Because I made that climb

Emily: I think they are in a bigger hurry then you were

Jon: Nock! Draw! Loose!

Widlings started falling from the wall a big arrow hit the roof where Jon and them were. Emily saw a giant with a bow.

Emily: Down!

The arrow hit a man sending him flying to the ground and killing him. Thenns and Widlings were over the wall and inside the castle. Janos never came to help Throne he hid inside one of the rooms with Gilly and baby Sam. Pyp and Sam arrived at their new place and Pyp shot an arrow killing a Widling man.

Pyp: I got one, right threw the heart he's dead(smiled)

Sam: Oh, is it over?

Pyp: No

Sam: Well then

Before Pyp could fire another arrow Ygritte shot him straight threw the neck. He landed on Sam's lap splatting out blood.

Sam: Your alright your alright, shhh it's going to be alright(Said worriedly as he cried)

Meanwhile with Jon

Jon: Now!

Edd: Now!

Grenn and Emily pushed barrels off they exploded on the ground killing some Widlings. Emily saw a mammoth pulling the gate with a rope.

Emily: The outer gate won't hold, take five men hold the inner gate(Grabbed Grenn's right shoulder)

Grenn: Okay

He walked away but Emily pulled him back

Emily: Hold the gate, if they make it threw

Grenn: They won't

He patted her shoulder

Grenn: Come on Hill and you Cooper! You three on me!(Took off)

Edd walked up to Jon

Jon: Oil!

Edd: Oil on the ramp!

As Grenn and the rest of the men arrived down and hid behind barrels they saw Sam hiding across from them.

Sam: We need more men down here!

Grenn: We have to hold the gate

Sam: But we need men here!

Grenn: Talk to Emily and Jon, they are in charge

Grenn: Let's go!(He and the other men took off)

Sam ran onto the elevator

Sam: Get me to the top! You hear me!(Said to Olly)

Sam: It's Olly right? Listen Olly get me to the top once I'm up bring it back down. You hear me?

Olly did what Sam

Sam: Find a weapon Olly, fight them

Edd and Emily dropped the barrels setting some Widlings on fire and causing the rope to burn off and the mammoth to run off. One of the men shot a giant killing it. Sam ran over to Jon, Emily, and Edd.

Jon: What are you doing up here?

Sam: The Widlings are over the wall, Sir Allistar's fallen. The castle won't stand much longer.

Jon: Emily and Edd you have the wall, if they try the mammoths again drop fire on them.

Jon and Sam took off

Edd: Light the fuckers up! Draw! Loose!

As Grenn and his men ran into the tunnel they saw a giant lifting the outer gate.

Hill: How are we going to kill that?

Cooper: I shot 20 arrows in him already

Grenn: Emily says we hold the gate

Hill: Emily's not the commander

Grenn: We hold the gate!

The giant walked in shutting the gate Hill tried to run but Grenn grabbed him. The men said the vows. The battle was over by morning. In the morning they burned the dead including Grenn and Pyp. Jon buried Ygritte then he and Emily marched over to talk to Mance. They held up their hands as Mance walked out of his tent.

Mance: Your wearing a black cloak again, and who's the girl?

Jon: Emily, Jeor Mormont's daughter, she loves the Widlings and wants freedom and safety for them more then anyone I ever met. She wants peace and friendship between the Crows and Widlings more than anyone I ever met. We both came to talk.

Mance nodded

Mance: If what he says about you is true then you're always welcome with us my lady.

Mance led them into the tent and gestured them to sit so they did.

Mance: Seems my trusting nature got the better of me. I was hoping your loyalty was real when you pledged yourself to us Jon Snow. Truly I was.

Jon: The Halfhand ordered me to join your army and bring whatever information I could to Castle Black. He made me kill him so you would trust me. I was loyal, to him and to my Night Watch vows.

Mance: All your vows(Smirked)

Mance: She wasn't enough to turn you huh? Were you enough to turn her?

Jon: She put three arrows in me when I escaped(Smiled)

Mance: Did you see her again at Castle Black?

Jon: Yes

Mance: And?

Jon: She's dead

Mance: Your doing?

Jon: No

Mance: We'll drink to her

Mance saw the look on Emily and Jon's face as the drinks poured.

Mance: If I wanted to kill you both poison would be the last way I do it.

The three of them raised their cups

Mance: Ygritte

Jon: Ygritte

They took a drink and Emily and Jon started coughing

Emily: That's not wine

Mance: No that's a proper Northern drink Emily Mormont. You did well fought hard. Killed some of our strongest men. One of our giants went into your tunnel and never came out again. Mag the Mighty

Emily: He's dead, he killed our friend Grenn

Mance: Mag and Grenn

Emily: Grenn and Mag

Mance: Let's eat, I imagine you two are hungry. So, you two are here to strike a bargain. Here's the bargain, you two go back you open the gates to us and I swear to you no one else will die. Refuse and we will kill every man at Castle Black.

Horns and shouting started Mance held a knife against Jon's throat as a Widling held an axe against Emily's.

Mance: Your attacking us!

Jon: No like you said we don't have the men

Mance walked out as Emily and Jon were dragged out. Stannis and his army rode threw killing a few Widlings. Stannis rode over then got off his horse and walked over to Mance with Davos Seaworth. Mance dropped his weapons on the ground.

Stannis: You're the king beyond the wall, know who I am?

Mance: Never had the pleasure

Davos: This is Stannis Barathon the one true king of the seven kingdoms.

Mance: Your not in the seven kingdoms and your not dressed for this weather.

Stannis: It's costumery to kneel when speaking to a king

Mance: We do not kneel

Stannis: I will have half of your men changed with nothing to eat. Their fate depends on their king.

Mance: All the same, we do not kneel

Stannis: Take these men away

Davos: What's a man and women of the Night's Watch doing in a Widling camp?

Emily: We were sent to discuss terms with the king beyond the wall.

Davos: Your speaking to the one true king girl, you will call him your grace.

Jon: My father died for him, my names Jon Snow your grace. I'm Ned Stark's son.

Stannis: Your father was an honorable man

Jon: He was your grace

Stannis: What do you think he would have done with him?

Jon: I was this man's prisoner once, he could have tortured me he could have killed me but he spared my life. My father would have taken him prisoner and listen what he had to say.

Stannis: Very well take him

Davos took Mance away once Emily and Jon were back at Castle Black they went to the room Mance was held in to talk to him.

Mance: So here we are

Jon: Here we are

Mance: When we first met you were my prisoner, and now for our last visit.

Jon: This doesn't have to be our last visit

Mance: No, but it will be

Jon: You know what Stannis wants?

Mance: He wants me to bend the knee, he's bold I'll give him that.

Jon: Shouldn't a king be bold?

Mance: I'll never serve him

Emily: I don't like or trust him either, but you told us your people have bled enough.

Mance: Yes, but I don't want them bleeding for Stannis either

Emily: Isn't your people's survival more important than your pride?

Mance: Fuck my pride, this isn't about that

Jon: Then bend the knee and save your people

Mance: They follow me because they respect me, because they believe in me. The minute I kneel for a Southern king that's all gone.

Jon: Your afraid of looking afraid

Mance: I am afraid, no shame in that. How will they do it? Beheading? Hanging?

Emily: They'll burn you alive(Said sadly)

Mance: Not a fine way to go, I'll be honest with you two. I don't want to die, and burning to death, I don't want people to remember me like that scorched and screaming. But It's better then betraying everything I believe in.

Emily: And what happens to your people? You rather burn then kneel, a great hero. Till the White Walker's come

Mance: You're a good lass my lady and you're a good lad Jon Snow. Truly you are.

Emily: You're making a terrible mistake

Mance: The freedom to make my own mistakes is all I ever wanted

Everyone was gathered that night to witness the burning. Jon held Emily the whole time to stop her from stopping the burning. Before the fire could get too high Jon left quickly pulling Emily with him. Suddenly two arrows went into Mance's heart killing him instantly. Everyone looked up to see Emily and Jon with bows. That morning they picked a new commander and with luck Jon was chosen. Now Emily and Jon can do what they wanted to do. Make sure there's peace between the Crows and Widlings and keep the Widlings safe and alive. After Jon and Emily had a talk with Tormund they made the journey to Hardhome with Tormund and Edd.

To be continued

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Sortinghatschats Comparison with MBTI and Enneagram - List Pt 1

Based on a post by @arisruby I decided to compare the sortinghatchats system with MBTI and enneagram types and see if there's any correlation. The summary post is here and the analysis post is here.

For the full list of sortings and MBTI types see under the cut. Since it was very long the list of sortings and enneagrams is here.

Key:

LP = Lion Primary

BiP = Bird Primary

SP = Snake Primary

BaP = Badger Primary

LS = Lion Secondary

SS = Snake Secondary

BiS = Bird Secondary

BaS = Badger Secondary

If you want to learn more about the sortinghatchats systems check out @sortinghatchats and @wisteria-lodge.

Credit:

MBTI and Enneagram: @funkymbtifiction

Sortinghatchats: @sortinghatchats, @wisteria-lodge, @the-phoenix-heart, @missbrunettebarbie, @montmarayroyal, @persefoneshalott, @awinterrain, @everyonewasabird, @yoursummerfrost, @reds-burrow, @dragonsaredorks,

MBTI

ENJF:

Aleskander Kirigan 3w4 Shadow & Bone — Badger/Badger

Bonnie Bennett 2w1 The Vampire Diaries — Lion/Lion

Carlisle Cullen 9w1 The Twilight Saga — Badger/Badger

Charles Xavier 2w1 X-Men — Badger/Badger

Emma Woodhouse 2w3 Emma (2016) — Lion/Lion

Jasmine 2w1 Aladdin — Lion/Snake

Loki 4w3 The Avengers — Snake/Bird

Maggie Vera 3w2 Charmed — Badger/Badger

Marcel Gerard 3w2 The Originals — Lion/Badger

Marisa Coulter 3w2 The Golden Compass — Snake/Snake

Morgana Pendragon 4w3 Merlin — Snake/Snake

Regina Mills 2w3 Once Upon a Time — Snake/Bird

Linda Martin - Lucifer — Bird/Bird

LP: 4

BiP: 1

SP: 4

BaP: 4

LS: 2

SS: 3

BiS: 3

BaS: 5

Badger/Badger = 4

Lion/Lion = 2

Snake/Bird = 2

Snake/Snake = 2

Lion/Badger = 1

Lion/Snake = 1

Bird/Bird = 1

ESFJ:

Alice Cullen 2w3 The Twilight Saga — Snake/Bird

Mr. Bingley 9w1 Pride & Prejudice — Badger/Badger

Boromir 2w3 The Lord of the Rings — Snake/Lion

Clark Kent 2w1 Smallville — Snake/Snake

Cora Crawley 9w1 Downton Abbey — Snake/Bird

Daphne Bridgerton 2w1 Bridgerton — Badger/Snake

Emily Gilmore 2w3 Gilmore Girls — Lion/Lion

Esme Cullen 2w1 The Twilight Saga — Snake/Badger

Gertrude 3w2 Ophelia so — Snake/Lion

George Knightley 1w2 Emma — Snake/Badger

Georgiana 3w2 The Great — Snake/Snake

Guenevere Pendragon 2w1 Merlin — Badger/Badger

Margaery Tyrell 2w3 Game of Thrones — Snake/Badger

Nate Archibald 9w1 Gossip Girl — Badger/Lion

Peeta Mellark 9w1 The Hunger Games — Snake/Badger

Peter Pevensie 2w3 The Chronicles of Narnia — Badger/Lion

Sam Gamgee 2w1 The Lord of the Rings — Snake/Badger

Sam Wilson 2w1 The Falcon and the Winter Soldier — Badger/Lion

Molly Weasley 2w3 — Snake/Lion

LP: 1

BiP: 0

SP: 12

BaP: 6

LS: 7

SS: 3

BiS: 2

BaS: 7

Snake/Badger = 5

Snake/Lion = 3

Snake/Bird = 2

Badger/Badger = 2

Snake/Snake = 2

Badger/Lion = 2

Badger/Snake = 1

Lion/Lion = 1

Fe:

LP: 6

BiP: 1

SP: 15

BaP: 10

LS: 9

SS: 6

BiS: 5

BaS: 12

Badger/Badger = 6

Snake/Badger = 5

Snake/Bird = 4

Snake/Snake = 4

Lion/Lion = 3

Snake/Lion = 3

Badger/Lion = 2

Lion/Badger = 1

Badger/Snake = 1

Lion/Snake = 1

Bird/Bird = 1

INFJ:

Aaron Burr 9w1 Hamilton — Snake/Snake

Albus Dumbledore 1w9 Harry Potter — Lion/Snake

Drusilla 9w1 Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Lion/Snake

Faramir 9w1 The Lord of the Rings — Bird/Bird

Galadriel 1w9 The Lord of the Rings — Snake/Lion

Gandalf 6w7 The Lord of the Rings — Bird/Bird

Obi-Wan Kenobi 5w6 Star Wars — Badger/Snake

Varys 5w6 Game of Thrones — Snake/Snake

Charlotte Richards - Lucifer — Snake/Lion

LP: 2

BiP: 2

SP: 4

BaP: 1

LS: 2

SS: 5

BiS:1

BaS: 0

Snake/Snake = 2

Lion/Snake = 2

Bird/Bird = 2

Snake/Lion = 2

Badger/Snake = 1

INTJ:

Alec Hardy 5w6 Broadchurch — Snake/Bird

Brandon Stark 5w4 Game of Thrones — Bird/Badger

Mr. Darcy 5w4 Pride & Prejudice — Snake/Badger

Elphaba Thropp 4w5 sp/sx Wicked! — Lion/Lion

Elrond 1w2 The Lord of the Rings — Bird/Bird

Erik Lehnsherr / Magneto 6w5 X-Men — Lion/Lion

Mr. Gold / Rumple 5w4 Once Upon a Time — Snake/Bird

Michael Corleone 5w6 The Godfather — Badger/Bird

Mycroft Holmes 5w4 The Private Life of Sherlock Holmes — Lion/Bird

Petyr Baelish 3w4 Game of Thrones — Snake/Snake

Tom Riddle 3w4 Harry Potter — Lion/Bird

Victor Frankenstein 5w4 Victor Frankenstein — Bird/Bird

LP: 4

BiP: 2

SP: 4

BaP: 1

LS: 2

SS: 1

BiS: 7

BaS: 2

Snake/Bird = 2

Lion/Lion = 2

Bird/Bird = 2

Lion/Bird = 2

Bird/Badger = 1

Snake/Badger = 1

Badger/Bird = 1

Snake/Snake = 1

Ni:

LP: 6

BiP: 4

SP: 8

BaP: 2

LS: 4

SS: 6

BiS: 8

BaS: 2

Bird/Bird = 4

Snake/Snake = 3

Lion/Snake = 2

Snake/Bird = 2

Lion/Lion = 2

Lion/Bird = 2

Snake/Lion = 2

Badger/Snake = 1

Bird/Badger = 1

Snake/Badger = 1

Badger/Bird = 1

ENTJ:

Alexander Hamilton 8w7 Hamilton — Snake/Lion

Denethor 3w4 The Lord of the Rings — Snake/Bird

Gale Hawthorne 8w9 The Hunger Games — Lion/Lion

Gerard Argent 8w9 Teen Wolf — Lion/Bird

Kaz Brekker 8w9 Shadow & Bone — Snake/Snake

Leia Organa 8w9 Star Wars — Lion/Lion

Lynette Scavo 8w9 Desperate Housewives — Snake/Snake

Mary Crawley 3w4 Downton Abbey — Snake/Snake

Palpatine 3w4 Star Wars — Snake/Bird

LP: 3

BiP: 0

SP: 6

BaP: 0

LS: 3

SS: 3

BiS: 3

BaS: 0

Snake/Snake = 3

Snake/Bird = 2

Snake/Lion - 1

Lion/Lion = 1

Lion/Bird = 1

ESTJ:

Adora Belle Dearheart 8w9 Going Postal — Snake/Snake

Angelica Schulyer 8w7 Hamilton — Snake/Snake

Anthony Bridgerton 1w2 Bridgerton — Badger/Lion

Blair Waldorf 3w4 Gossip Girl — Snake/Badger

Bree Van De Kamp 1w2 Desperate Housewives — Badger/Bird

Cersei Lannister 8w9 Game of Thrones — Snake/Lion

Cordelia Chase 3w2 Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Lion/Lion

Donna Noble 8w7 Doctor Who — Lion/Lion

Éomer 8w9 The Lord of the Rings — Lion/Lion

Hector Barbossa 8w7 The Pirates of the Caribbean — Snake/Badger

Hermione Granger 1w2 Harry Potter — Lion/Bird

James Norrington 3w2 The Pirates of the Caribbean — Bird/Badger

Lydia Martin 3w2 Teen Wolf — Bird/Bird

Marial 8w9 The Great — Snake/Lion

Paris Gellar 3w2 Gilmore Girls — Lion/Lion

Percy Weasley 3w2 Harry Potter — Lion/Bird

Tywin Lannister 8w9 Game of Thrones — Lion/Bird

Victoria Argent 8w9 Teen Wolf — Lion/Lion

Violet Crawley 6w5 Downton Abbey — Snake/Snake

Mazikeen Smith 8w7 Lucifer — Snake/Lion

LP: 8

BiP: 2

SP: 8

BaP: 2

LS: 9

SS: 3

BiS: 5

BaS: 3

Lion/Lion = 5

Snake/Snake = 3

Lion/Bird = 3

Snake/Lion = 3

Snake/Badger = 2

Badger/Lion = 1

Badger/Bird = 1

Bird/Badger = 1

Bird/Bird = 1

Te:

LP: 11

BiP: 2

SP: 14

BaP: 2

LS: 12

SS: 6

BiS: 8

BaS: 3

Snake/Snake = 6

Lion/Lion = 6

Snake/Lion = 4

Lion/Bird = 4

Snake/Badger = 2

Snake/Bird = 2

Badger/Lion = 1

Badger/Bird = 1

Bird/Badger = 1

Bird/Bird = 1

ENFP:

Catherine the Great 3w2 The Great — Lion/Bird

Elizabeth Bennet 7w6 Pride & Prejudice — Snake/Lion

Henry Mills 7w6 Once Upon a Time — Lion/Lion

Lorelai Gilmore 7w6 Gilmore Girls — Lion/Snake

Samwell Tarly 9w1 Game of Thrones — Bird/Bird

Tenth Doctor 7w8 Doctor Who — Lion/Lion

Veronica Mars cp 6w7 Veronica Mars — Badger/Snake

George Weasley 7w6 — Snake/Bird

LP: 4

BiP: 1

SP: 2

BaP: 1

LS: 3

SS: 2

BiS: 2

BaS: 0

Lion/Lion = 2

Lion/Bird = 1

Snake/Lion = 1

Bird/Bird = 1

Badger/Snake = 1

Snake/Bird = 1

ENTP:

Darcy Lewis 7w6 WandaVision — Bird/Lion

Eleven 7w6 Doctor Who — Snake/Snake

Jonathan Carnahan 7w6 The Mummy — Bird/Snake

Lyra 7w8 The Golden Compass — Lion/Snake

Merry Brandybuck 7w6 The Lord of the Rings — Badger/Bird

Moist von Lipwig 7w6 Going Postal — Snake/Snake

Stiles Stilinksi 6w7 Teen Wolf — Snake/Bird

Tyrion Lannister 7w6 Game of Thrones — Bird/Snake

Fred Weasley 7w8 — Lion/Snake

Ella Lopez - Lucifer — Badger/Badger

LP: 2

BiP: 3

SP: 3

BaP: 2

LS: 1

SS: 6

BiS: 2

BaS: 2

Snake/Snake = 2

Bird/Snake = 2

Bird/Lion = 1

Lion/Snake = 2

Badger/Bird = 1

Snake/Bird = 1

Badger/Badger = 1

Ne:

LP: 6

BiP: 4

SP: 5

BaP: 3

LS: 4

SS: 8

BiS: 4

BaS: 1

Lion/Lion = 2

Snake/Snake = 2

Bird/Snake = 2

Lion/Snake = 2

Snake/Bird = 2

Lion/Bird - 1

Snake/Lion = 1

Bird/Bird = 1

Badger/Snake = 1

Bird/Lion = 1

Badger/Bird = 1

Badger/Badger = 1

INFP:

Frodo Baggins 9w1 The Lord of the Rings — Bird/Snake

Hamlet 6w7 Hamlet — Bird/Lion

Hamlet 6w7 Ophelia — Bird/Lion

Lucy Pevensie 9w1 The Chronicles of Narnia — Lion/Badger

Matthew Crawley 1w2 Downton Abbey — Bird/Bird

Susan Mayer 6w7 Desperate Housewives — Snake/Lion

Sybil Crawley 9w8 Downton Abbey — Badger/Lion

Wanda Maximoff 9w8 WandaVision — Snake/Lion

LP: 1

BiP: 4

SP: 2

BaP: 1

LS: 5

SS: 1

BiS: 1

BaS: 1

Bird/Lion = 2

Snake/Lion = 2

Bird/Snake = 1

Lion/Badger = 1

Bird/Bird = 1

Badger/Lion = 1

ISFP:

Alina Starkov 6w7 Shadow & Bone — Snake/Lion

Bella Swan 9w8 The Twilight Saga — Snake/Bird

Dean Forester 6w7 Gilmore Girls — Snake/Badger

Edith Crawley 4w3 Downton Abbey — Bird/Badger

Edmund Pevensie 4w3 The Chronicles of Narnia — Bird/Snake

Éowyn cp6w7 The Lord of the Rings — Snake/Lion

Fantine 9w1 Les Miserables — Snake/Lion

Gregor 9w8 The Great — Snake/Lion

Harry Potter 9w8 Harry Potter — Bird/Lion

Hope Mikaelson 2w1 Legacies / The Originals — Snake/Lion

Inej Ghafa 9w8 Shadow & Bone — Bird/Bird

Jess Marino 4w5 Gilmore Girls — Bird/Snake

Jon Snow 6w5 Game of Thrones — Lion/Lion

Logan Echolls 7wcp6 Veronica Mars — Snake/Lion

Luke Skywalker 1w2 Star Wars — Bird/Lion

Mary Margaret Blanchard 2w1 Once Upon a Time — Badger/Lion

Rosalie Hale 4w3 The Twilight Saga — Snake/Lion

Scott McCall 2w1 Teen Wolf — Badger/Badger

William Turner 1w9 The Pirates of the Caribbean — Badger/Lion

LP: 1

BiP: 6

SP: 9

BaP: 3

LS: 12

SS: 2

BiS: 2

BaS: 3

Snake/Lion = 7

Bird/Snake = 2

Bird/Lion = 2

Bager/Lion = 2

Snake/Bird = 1

Snake/Badger = 1

Bird/Badger = 1

Bird/Bird = 1

Badger/Badger = 1

Fi:

LP: 2

BiP: 10

SP: 11

BaP: 4

LS: 17

SS: 3

BiS: 3

BaS: 4

Snake/Lion = 9

Bird/Lion = 4

Bird/Snake = 3

Badger/Lion = 3

Bird/Bird = 2

Lion/Badger = 1

Snake/Bird = 1

Snake/Badger = 1

Bird/Badger = 1

Bird/Bird = 1

Badger/Badger = 1

ESFP:

Amelia Pond 7w8 Doctor Who — Lion/Lion

Anakin Skywalker cp6w7 Star Wars — Snake/Lion

Arya Stark cp6w7 Game of Thrones — Snake/Lion

Elizabeth Swann 8w7 The Pirates of the Caribbean — Lion/Snake

Imhotep 8w9 The Mummy — Snake/Bird

Jaime Lannister 9w8 Game of Thrones — Lion/Snake

Jasmine 9w8 Aladdin (2019) — Lion/Snake

Jesper Fahey 7w6 Shadow & Bone — Snake/Snake

Joffrey Baratheon 3w2 Game of Thrones — Lion/Lion

Mel Vera 8w7 Charmed — Lion/Lion

Pippin Took 7w6 The Lord of the Rings — Lion/Snake

Robb Sark 1w2 Game of Thrones — Badger/Lion

Ron Weasley 4w3 Harry Potter — Lion/Lion

Rose Tyler 7w8 Doctor Who — Snake/Lion

Serena Van Der Woodsen 7w8 Gossip Girl — Bird/Lion

Sirius Black 7w8 Harry Potter — Lion/Lion

Tony Stark 7w8 Avengers — Snake/Lion

Xander Harris 6w7 Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Lion/Badger

Yelena Belova 8w7 Black Widow — Snake/Lion

Eve 7w6 Lucifer — Lion/Badger

LP: 11

BiP: 1

SP: 7

BaP: 1

LS: 12

SS: 5

BiS: 1

BaS: 2

Lion/Lion = 5

Snake/Lion = 5

Lion/Snake = 4

Lion/Badger = 2

Snake/Snake = 1

Badger/Lion = 1

Bird/Lion = 1

ESTP:

Aladdin 9w8 Aladdin (2019) — Snake/Snake

Chuck Bass 8w7 Gossip Girl — Snake/Bird

Dean Winchester 8w7 Supernatural — Badger/Bird

Draco Malfoy 3w4 Harry Potter — Badger/Snake

Emmett Cullen 7w8 The Twilight Saga — Badger/Lion

Gabrielle Solis 7w8 Desperate Housewives — Bird/Snake

Ginny Weasley 8w7 Harry Potter — Snake/Lion

Han Solo 7w8 Star Wars — Snake/Lion

Jack Sparrow 7w6 Pirates of the Caribbean — Lion/Snake

Jackson Whittemore 3w4 Teen Wolf — Bird/Lion

Kate Argent 8w7 Teen Wolf — Lion/Snake

Malyen Oretsev 6w7 Shadow & Bone — Snake/Badger

Napoleon Solo 3w2 The Man From UNCLE — Lion/Snake

Peter 7w8 The Great — Snake/Lion

Rhett Butler 7w8 Gone With the Wind — Lion/Snake

Rick O’Connell 7w8 The Mummy — Snake/Lion

Scarlett O’Hara 3w2 Gone With the Wind — Snake/Lion

Scott Lang 7w6 Ant Man & the Wasp — Snake/Bird

Selena Kyle 7w6 The Dark Knight Trilogy — Badger/Snake

Thor 7w8 The Avengers — Lion/Lion

Ygritte cp6w7 Game of Thrones — Badger/Lion

Ginny Weasley 8w7 — Snake/Lio

Jacob Black 6w7 Twilight — Snake/Lion

James Kirk 7w8 Star Trek — Lion/Snake

Lucifer Morningstar 7w8 Lucifer — Badger/Snake

LP: 6

BiP: 2

SP: 10

BaP: 6

LS: 10

SS: 10

BiS: 3

BaS: 1

Snake/Lion = 6

Lion/Snake = 5

Snake/Bird = 2

Badger/Lion = 2

Badger/Snake = 2

Snake/Snake = 1

Badger/Bird = 1

Bird/Snake = 1

Se:

LP: 17

BiP: 3

SP: 17

BaP: 7

LS: 22

SS: 15

BiS: 4

BaS: 3

Snake/Lion = 11

Lion/Snake = 9

Lion/Lion = 5

Badger/Lion = 3

Snake/Bird = 2

Badger/Snake = 2

Lion/Badger = 2

Snake/Snake = 1

Bird/Lion = 1

Snake/Snake = 1

Badger/Bird = 1

Bird/Snake = 1

INTP:

Luna Lovegood 9w1 Harry Potter — Bird/Badger

Macy Vaugn 6w5 Charmed — Bird/Bird

Milena 5w6 Black Widow — Bird/Bird

Milo J. Thatch 5w6 Atlantis: The Lost Empire — Bird/Bird

Twelve 5w4 Doctor Who — Snake/Bird

Vision 9w1 WandaVision — Badger/Bird

Arthur Weasley 9w8 — Lion/Bird

LP: 1

BiP: 4

SP: 1

BaP: 1

LS: 0

SS: 0

BiS: 6

BaS: 1

Bird/Bird = 3

Bird/Badger = 1

Snake/Bird = 1

Badger/Bird = 1

Lion/Bird = 1

ISTP:

Bucky Barnes 6w7 The Falcon and the Winter Soldier — Bird/Bird

Dan Humphrey 5w4 Gossip Girl — Lion/Badger

Derek Hale 8w9 Teen Wolf — Snake/Bird

Emma Swann cp6w5 Once Upon a Time — Snake/Lion

Evie Carnahan 5w4 The Mummy — Bird/Lion

Gaby 7w8 The Man From UNCLE — Lion/Bird

Jasper Hale 9w1 The Twilight Saga — Snake/Badger

Montgomery Scott 6w7 Star Trek (New) — Bird/Snake

Mulan 6w7 Mulan — Lion/Bird

Natasha Romanoff cp6w5 Black Widow — Badger/Snake

Nick Burkhardt 9w1 Grimm — Bird/Lion

Sherlock Holmes 5w4 The Private Life of Sherlock Holmes — Badger/Snake

Spike 7w8 Angel / Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Snake/Snake

LP: 3

BiP: 4

SP: 4

BaP: 2

LS: 3

SS: 4

BiS: 4

BaS: 2

Bird/Lion = 2

Lion/Bird = 2

Badger/Snake = 2

Bird/Bird = 1

Lion/Badger = 1

Snake/Bird = 1

Snake/Lion = 1

Snake/Badger = 1

Bird/Snake = 1

Snake/Snake = 1

Ti:

LP: 4

BiP: 8

SP: 5

BaP: 3

LS: 3

SS: 4

BiS: 10

BaS: 3

Bird/Bird = 4

Lion/Bird = 3

Snake/Bird = 2

Bird/Lion = 2

Badger/Snake = 2

Bird/Badger = 1

Badger/Bird = 1

Lion/Badger = 1

Snake/Lion = 1

Snake/Badger = 1

Bird/Snake = 1

Snake/Snake = 1

ISFJ:

Adalind Schade 6w7 Grimm — Snake/Snake

Allison Argent 6w7 Teen Wolf — Bird/Lion

C-3PO 6w7 Star Wars — Bird/Bird

Cosette 2w3 Les Miserables — Lion/Snake

Edward Cullen 6w5 The Twilight Saga — Snake/Snake

Eliza Schuyler Hamilton 2w1 Hamilton — Snake/Badger

Jane Bennet 9w1 Pride & Prejudice — Badger/Badger

Melanie Wilkes 9w1 Gone With the Wind — Badger/Snake

Neville Longbottom 6w5 Harry Potter — Lion/Badger

Padme Amidala 2w1 Star Wars — Lion/Snake

Peter Pettigrew 6w7 Harry Potter — Lion/Badger

Robert Crawley 2w1 Downton Abbey — Bird/Badger

Rory Gilmore 9w1 Gilmore Girls — Bird/Bird

Steve Rogers 1w2 Avengers — Lion/Badger

LP: 5

BiP: 4

SP: 3

BaP: 2

LS: 1

SS: 5

BiS: 2

BaS: 6

Lion/Badger = 3

Snake/Snake = 2

Bird/Bird = 2

Lion/Snake = 2

Snake/Badger = 2

Bird/Lion = 1

Badger/Badger = 1

Badger/Snake = 1

Bird/Badger = 1

ISTJ:

Aragorn 6w5 The Lord of the Rings — Snake/Lion

Brienne of Tarth 6w5 Game of Thrones — Badger/Lion

Catelyn Stark 1w2 Game of Thrones — Snake/Badger

Chris Argent 1w9 Teen Wolf — Badger/Bird

Eddard Stark 1w9 Game of Thrones — Badger/Lion

George Washington 1w9 (Hamilton) — Badger/Badger

Harry Greenwood 1w2 Charmed — Badger/Bird

Illya cp6w5 The Man From UNCLE — Snake/Lion

Katniss Everdeen 6w5 The Hunger Games — Snake/Lion

Luke Danes 6w5 Gilmore Girls — Lion/Badger

Mando 9w8 The Mandalorian — Badger/Lion

Richard Gilmore 1w9 Gilmore Girls — Snake/Badger

Rupert Giles 6w5 Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Badger/Lion

Susan Pevensie 6w5 The Chronicles of Narnia — Bird/Bird

Théoden 6w5 The Lord of the Rings — Badger/Lion

Jean Valjean 8w9 Les Miserables — Lion/Snake

Inspector Javert 1w2 Les Miserables — Bird/Lion

Chloe Decker 1w9 Lucifer — Lion/Lion

LP: 3

BiP: 2

SP: 5

BaP: 8

LS: 10

SS: 1

BiS: 3

BaS: 4

Badger/Lion = 4

Snake/Lion = 3

Snake/Badger = 2

Badger/Bird = 2

Badger/Badger = 1

Lion/Badger = 1

Bird/Bird = 1

Bird/Lion = 1

Lion/Snake = 1

Lion/Lion = 1

Si:

LP: 8

BiP: 6

SP: 8

BaP: 10

LS: 11

SS: 6

BiS: 5

BaS: 10

Snake/Badger = 5

Lion/Badger = 4

Badger/Lion = 4

Bird/Bird = 3

Snake/Lion = 3

Snake/Snake = 2

Lion/Snake = 2

Badger/Badger = 2

Badger/Bird = 2

Bird/Lion = 1

Badger/Snake = 1

Bird/Badger = 1

Badger/Badger = 1

Lion/Lion = 1

#sortinghatchats #mbti #enneagram

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everwitch-magiks · 3 years

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dance with somebody (ch. 19)

start from ch. 1 | back to ch. 18

Dex drives him to the airport.

Even though it's still too fucking early o'clock, Whiskey feels wide awake. He didn’t think he would – it’s not exactly like he got an abundance of sleep, last night. He’s supposed to be joining the Aeros for their practice, right after lunch, and unfortunately, he highly doubts this nervous energy is going to last him until then.

Whiskey closes his eyes, breathes in and out. It’s fine. It will be fine. Somehow.

"Hey," Dex says carefully.

"I'm okay." Whiskey forces his eyes back open. "Thank you for doing this. I’m so sorry it had to be this fucking early."

"No problem," Dex tells him firmly. "Just remember – if you need to get out of there, for any reason, don’t hesitate to call. Alright? I promise I’ll drive right down and rescue you.”

Somehow, that actually makes Whiskey smile.

"Sure. It's literally on the other side of the country, but sure."

"Just a few hours behind the wheel," Dex replies decisively, almost like it could truly be that simple. Like he actually means it. "Oh, I’ve been meaning to ask. Have you talked to Jack, yet?"

Wait. What?

"Zimmermann?" Whiskey asks doubtfully, and watches in disbelief as Dex nods. "Why would I… Dex, I don't actually know Jack Zimmermann. I've spoken to him once, maybe twice in my life."

“He’s Samwell Men’s Hockey alumni, isn’t he?” Dex points out. “And obviously, he knows more about these things than any of us. He could definitely help you get some perspective.”

“Maybe, but I can’t just… It’s not like I’ve even got his number.”

“Do you mind if I talk to him, then?” Dex suggests. “I’m sure he’d have your back, Whiskey. And if there’s ever a time when you should rely on all of your support systems, I think it’s probably now.”

“I suppose it can’t hurt,” Whiskey agrees, somewhat tersely. It goes without saying that talking to Jack equals getting Bitty in the loop, and Whiskey’s not sure if he’s completely ready for that, just yet. “You know, it’s really okay if… I mean, Jack Zimmermann is probably very busy.”

“Just leave it to me.” If Dex picks up on Whiskey’s discomfort on the subject, he doesn’t show it. “We should probably also consider how much I should tell the team, while you’re away? They’re bound to have some questions.”

Whiskey closes his eyes again, just briefly. Fuck. The team. Tango and Ford. Louis, Hops and Bully. Chowder and Nursey. Joyo and Jader. Pips. God fucking damnit.

“Tango and Ford already know,” Whiskey says, as evenly as he can manage. “As for the rest, could you just… Try to say as little as possible? At least for now.”

Dex takes a moment before he replies.

“They’re all going to be happy for you,” he says carefully. “You know that, right? Sad, too, and in some cases pretty fucking devastated. But happy, ultimately.”

“Maybe, yeah.” Whiskey attempts a casual shrug that he knows Dex will see right through. “I just think, if I’m really doing this, then I’m going to need to tell them all myself. So for now, just say that something came up and that I will be back on Saturday.”

“Alright,” Dex agrees. His tone is a lot gentler than before. “Sounds good.”

Whiskey nods, once.

They don’t talk much more for the rest of the drive.

Emily has booked Whiskey a first-class ticket, and that should be exciting or at least somewhat distracting, but it’s not. Whiskey barely takes in his surroundings as he moves through priority boarding and fully reclines in his very spacious seat. He manages to sleep a little on the plane, so at least that’s something.

A bored-looking driver collects Whiskey from the airport, and then they’re off straight towards the rink. Whiskey grits his teeth as he steps out of the car. This is it. This is actually fucking it.

Someone is waiting for him by the entrance. It’s one of the players Whiskey certainly knew by name even before he obsessively googled the Aeros’s current roster, the night before. Walt ‘Mickey’ Davis, team captain of the Aeros and one of the highest ranked defensemen in professional hockey.

Whiskey takes a breath. No big deal. Absolutely no big deal at all.

“I hear you’ve had a bit of a whirlwind, these past twelve hours,” Walt greets him. His handshake is firm, and Whiskey immediately likes the steady way he meets Whiskey’s eyes. If Walt Davis is at all concerned with the fact that two of his best forwards are out due to a broken collarbone and a torn meniscus, respectively, he certainly doesn’t show it. “It’s Connor Whisk, right? Let’s see what we can do with that. I go by Mickey.”

“I know,” Whiskey says, only to immediately feel stupid. Which, in itself, is stupid – the only reason he’s here is because he’s been explicitly asked to come, so if he somehow makes an utter fool of himself it’s actually kind of on them. Besides, all of this is just more hockey, isn’t it? Whiskey knows hockey. How fucking hard can it be? “It’s very nice to meet you. I’m really looking forward to getting on the ice with you guys.”

“Polite, eh?” Mickey smiles. “Come on. Let’s get you settled in as best as we can, before practice. I have to warn you, though – Ducky has this slight obsession with the Samwell NCAA team. He might have one or two questions. Just let me know if you ever need him to back off.”

Whiskey blinks. Right. What’s one more utterly baffling thing to navigate.

Ducky, it turns out, has a lot more than two questions. He instantly reminds Whiskey of Tango in the best way possible, which unfortunately makes Whiskey feel nauseous all over again – what the fuck is he even doing here – but he kind of also reminds Whiskey of Bitty in a way that calms him slightly, and of Chowder in a way that almost makes him smile.

“So obviously, there’s been a lot of talk,” Ducky says, after Whiskey has apparently satisfied his curiosity on Samwell’s defensive strategy during last season’s playoffs, “About Eric Bittle. You played with him, right?”

Whiskey stills.

“Uh, yeah. For two years.”

“That long, huh.” Ducky grins. “So, like, is there any chance you’ve got some intel on the whole jam situation?”

“Ducky,” Mickey says, somewhat warningly.

“No, I swear, it’s a whole thing!” Ducky insists. “I used to play with Poots on the Falconers, okay, and I’m telling you, Poots won’t fucking shut up about it!”

Slowly, Whiskey exhales.

“The jam is a whole thing,” he offers tentatively. “But, it’s not... I mean, Bitty’s jam is the greatest, yes, Poots is absolutely onto something there. It’s just, did he really not mention the pies?”

Ducky’s eyes widen.

“Oh my God. There’s pies, too?”

“Dude,” Whiskey says. He actually smiles. “The pies are where it’s really at.”

“Our nutritionist is gonna be all over this,” someone chirps – Lacer, if Whiskey’s not entirely mistaken. God, he’s gonna need fucking flashcards. "Are we talking, like, blueberry or apple, here? Or is there any chance for apricots?"

Somehow, inexplicably, the conversation about pie lasts all the way until they're lacing up their skates. It's only then that Whiskey realises they've talked a lot about Bitty, and at one point little about Jack, but not for one single second about Bitty and Jack. It just hasn't come up, even once. Whiskey's not entirely sure if that should make him feel relieved, or concerned.

Stepping onto the ice is like a breath of fresh air. Whiskey skates a lap, and then another, and it’s like he finally relaxes for the first time since last night. Pretty soon, Mickey calls them to order, and suddenly it’s all starting, but Whiskey still feels like he’s got a decent grip on himself. He’s got this. He can do this.

They run a bunch of drills focused on puck control, at first, and then split up into pairs to work on passing and receiving. And somehow, it all feels achingly familiar. It’s almost like Tango is right there next to Whiskey as he shoots the puck to Ducky over and over again – Whiskey gets the timing exactly right every time, but that's only because he and Tango spent all those hours fucking nailing their passes, last season. And later, when Whiskey races Mickey up the ice in a speed exercise that has him high on adrenaline, it’s almost like Pips skates furiously beside him, like always, pushing and pushing and pushing until Whiskey is giving it everything he’s got and then just a little bit more. It’s weirdly grounding, how every member of the Samwell team seems to manifest themselves through his playing, a constant reminder of how far they’ve all helped him come.

They play something of a mock-game towards the end of it, and Mickey has them changing up the lines again and again. By the time they’re wrapping things up, Whiskey thinks he’s played alongside each of the other forwards at least once.

They’re all good. They’re all really fucking good.

Mickey claps a hand on his back as they’re stepping back into the locker room.

“Not bad,” he says. “You’re fast.”

Not as fast as Pips, Whiskey doesn’t tell him. And neither are you.

“I try to be,” he says instead, and Mickey grins.

“You’ll catch up to an old man like me in no time,” he chirps kindly. “Now, I think Larsen wants to get hold of you sooner rather than later. Let’s try not keep her any longer, eh?”

Unsurprisingly, Emily Larsen is waiting for him when he steps out of the locker room.

“There you are,” she says brightly. “Welcome to Houston, Connor. We’re so happy to have you here at such short notice.”

He’s ushered off to something that turns out to be a meeting. There’s at least three different people who shake his hand on the way there – one of them is the nutritionist, who has somehow already heard rumours about baked goods.

Emily promises not to keep him for too long, but she does have a few things that apparently can’t wait. She goes over the draft of his contract, aided by someone from the legal department who is able to answer some of Whiskey’s questions, which is good. Or well, it’s at least informative. Then there’s the question of housing options, which Whiskey decides to postpone until all of this is actually completely settled. He’s in a hotel, for now, which is perfectly fine. Finally, Emily runs through a brief power-point presentation on the Aeros, their history, and some aspects of life in Houston. Which isn’t uninteresting, exactly, but Whiskey is sort of more fucking exhausted than he remembers being in last year’s playoffs.

“Almost done,” Emily reassures him as she changes yet another slide.

Suddenly, unexpectedly, the next headline captures Whiskey’s full attention. Outreach Activities – You Can Play & The Rainbow Puck Foundation. Our values and vision.

“Well,” Emily says. She looks at the screen, her expression almost a little confused. “This is, you know. What we stand for, and all of that.”

And just like that, she’s moved on to the next slide.

Right.

Whiskey checks into his hotel room, puts his suitcase down, makes it to the bed and sleeps for three hours.

When he wakes up, he’s got seven missed calls and more than twenty texts.

Most of the texts are from Miguel. Whiskey smiles softly while he scrolls through Miguel's more than familiar stream-of-consciousness. It's perhaps a little more chipper than usually, almost as if Miguel is making an effort to sound nothing but cheerful. Whiskey's heart aches desperately as he types up a few lines in response. got here okay. practice was fine. will call you tonight. I miss you so fucking much.

The calls are from Dex, Chowder, Louis and Pips. Pips has called twice, Dex thrice. Dex has also sent him five texts.

The last one contains Jack Zimmermann’s phone number.

call Jack, okay? he’d really like to hear from you. Bitty says hi, by the way.

Whiskey plugs in his phone, and gets up. If he’s going to have a heart to heart with one of the most high-profile players in the league, he’s going to take another shower, first, and his phone is going to have more than six percent battery.

About half an hour later, he’s put on pajamas, because fuck it, and settled into an armchair by the window with his hair still damp. His hands barely shake as he carefully types in the number.

Jack Zimmermann doesn’t pick up until the seventh ring.

“Connor?” he asks by way of greeting.

“Yeah.” Whiskey pulls his knees up to his chest and fiddles with the hem of his pajama pants. “Hi.”

“Give me just one second.” There’s a bustling noise, the sound of a door closing and then quiet. “There. It’s nice to talk to you again.”

“You, too.” God, Whiskey has no idea how the fuck he’s supposed to navigate this. “I hope this isn’t a bad time?”

“Not at all,” Jack reassures him. “How are you?”

“Um.” Whiskey grimaces. “Tired?”

“I can imagine,” Jack says, his voice surprisingly warm. “Dex filled me in a little bit, this morning. You’re already in Houston, right?”

“That’s right, yeah.”

“How are things, so far?”

“Not bad,” Whiskey decides, after a moment’s consideration. “I don’t really… I mean, I’ve actually barely had time to think about it.”

Jack hums.

“How long do you have, before you need to give them a definite answer?”

“Until Sunday.”

“Sunday. Okay.” Jack pauses momentarily. “That’s not unreasonable, on their part. Sometimes these things happen really fast.”

“Right. Okay.”

“Can I ask… Do you have an agent?”

“No, actually.” Whiskey runs a hand through his hair. “I haven’t really... I mean, I’ve basically been thinking that there would still be time before I’d need to consider these things more seriously. This opportunity was very unexpected.”

“Okay.” There’s another moment of silence before Jack speaks again. “Look, I’m just going to be very blunt about this. How much are these guys offering you?”

“Ah,” Whiskey says. He tries to remember – there’s been numbers mentioned, several of them, something about a signing bonus and a monthly salary and Whiskey’s barely registered anything beyond how that’s a lot of digits, holy cow. “I haven’t… Honestly, the financial aspect has sort of been the last thing on my mind.”

“Okay,” Jack says again, and there’s something of a smile in his voice. “I understand that, I really do. There are a lot of other important factors. It’s just, you should definitely think about getting an agent.”

“No, I know,” Whiskey agrees readily. “I, uh. This has all just happened really fast.”

“I’m getting that.” There’s no judgement in Jack’s tone. “But you haven’t actually signed anything yet, right? Not even some non-disclosure formality?"

“No, nothing. Nothing at all.”

“Then you’ve got the ball in your corner, still,” Jack says encouragingly. “Or, you know. The puck. This is all going to play out the way you decide is best, in the end.”

“... Right.” Suddenly, Whiskey wants to laugh. Fuck, he’s so tired. “The thing is, I’ve honestly got no clue how I’m supposed to figure that out. There’s no telling if I’ll ever get a better offer than this, and that’s... A major concern for me. This is what I want to do, and I don’t know if I can afford to pass up on this chance. But I never imagined that I would need to be ready to take this step so soon, and I… I just don’t know if I’m going to be.”

“Okay,” Jack says. And this time, he doesn’t need to pause and consider before he responds. “Look. The only thing you need to do, here, is make sure that you do right by yourself and what it is that you need. Okay? I know the Aeros are in a bit of a hurry, at the moment – I’ve heard all about those injuries and the estimated recovery times. They’re going to have several key players out for the rest of the season, and that’s certainly an urgent situation for them. Now, I’ve seen the way you play, Connor, and I’m more than familiar with your statistics. You’re good. Clearly, this is a move that makes complete sense for the Houston Aeros. The real question is, is it something that’s going to make complete sense for you?”

Whiskey closes his eyes for a moment. He exhales, and feels his shoulders relax a bit. Huh. When he opens his eyes again, looking out over the unfamiliar city outside his window, it’s like he finally has a moment of clarity.

“I don’t know,” he says, almost steadily. “I thought it might.”

“Well,” says Jack Zimmermann. He sounds almost fond, which is of course completely ridiculous. Clearly, Whiskey is having some sort of sleep-deprived hallucination. “Maybe don't rule it out after your very first day. But you might want to give that some serious thought, during the rest of this week.”

“Yeah.” Whiskey inhales, then exhales. “I guess that’s what I’ll have to do.”

Their conversation continues for a little while longer. Jack inquires about some of the Samwell team members, and coach Hall and Murray, and Whiskey finds himself surprisingly at ease as they take turns sharing a few personal anecdotes about Faber, and the Haus. It's never quite struck him, before, how much of a shared history he has with the generations of Samwell team members that came before him.

"I'd really like to stay in touch," Jack says before they hang up. Surprisingly, he tacks on something of a chirp. "If you're going to be my new competition, I'd like to know what I'm up against."

"I don't think I could give you competition," Whiskey tells him honestly, and if that reveals just a little more of Whiskey's deep and genuine admiration for Jack than he had maybe intended to show, well, so be it.

"Don't be so sure," Jack says plainly. "Take care out there, Connor. I'll talk to you soon."

ch. 20

#check please #omgcheckplease #omgcp #connor whisk #will poindexter #whiskey x oc #OC: Miguel #the houston aeros #hockey #like actual hockey #not just pie #currently looking at wrapping this up by chapter 26 #unless my outline changes somewhat #again #it's been known to happen #but it'll be around that number for sure #fanfiction #evie writes #dance with somebody

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fndomstuff · 4 years

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What i‘m Writing About:

•MOVIES & TV SHOWS•

The Flash

Leonard Snart / Captain Cold

Barry Allen

Cisco Ramon

Mick Rory / Heatwave

Caitlin Snow / Killer Frost

Legends Of Tomorrow

Sara Lance

Ray Palmer

Jefferson Jackson

Martin Stein (Friendship)

Rip Hunter

Arrow

Oliver Queen

Felicity Smoak

Mia Smoak-Queen

Laurel Lance

Game of Thrones

Robb Stark

Arya Stark (Friendship, Same House)

Sansa Stark (Like Arya)

Theon Greyjoy

Samwell Tarly (Friendship)

Davos (Best Buddys lol)

Tyrion Lannister

Brienne of Tarth

Gendry Baratheon (Hawt, just sayin‘)

Podrick „fooking“ Payne

Jaime Lannister

Daenerys Targaryen

Jorah Mormont

Bran Stark

Maze Runner

Thomas

Newt

Minho

Gally

Frypan

Winston

Teresa

Brenda / Jorge

Chuck (Cute little Friendship)

Alby

Sonja & Harriet

Aris

Prison Break

Michael Scofield (Bc Wentworth Miller is a hottie so)

Lincoln Burrows

T-Bag (NOT Romantically!)

Veronica Donavan

Sara Tencredi (did i spell it right?)

Fernando Sucre

Whip (Y‘all know his name tho)

Benjamin „C-Note“ Franklin

Fox River Preferences! (More Like Reader‘s in Fox River Prison)

Alex Mahone (In Sona)

Arrowverse

An Imagine, where You (Reader) is kidnapped by Damien Darkh. Reader was raped! (So this is slight +18! even tough i‘m not 18 lmao)

give some requests if any idea is there for Arrowverse!

•VIDEOGAMES•

Until Dawn

Joshua Washington (he hawt)

Samantha Giddings

Michael Munroe (he also hawt)

Christopher Hartley (friendship)

Matthew Taylor (protective friendship)

Emily Davis

Ashley Brown

Jessica Riley

Beth Washington

Hannah Washington

Wendigo (LMAO JUST KIDDING)

Uncharted

Nathan „Hotness“ Drake

Samuel „ALSO HOTNESS“ Drake

Elena Fisher

Victor „Goddamn“ Sullivan (Fatherly Figure, Friendship)

Rafe „Good Stuff“ Adler

Nadine „mf“ Ross

Frazer, Chloe Frazer.

Harry Flynn

The Last of Us

Joel Miller

Tommy Miller

Ellie Williams

Tess

Marlene (Maybe Reader is or working as a Firefly)

Detroit Become Human

Connor

Markus

Hank Anderson (Father Maybe.)

Kara

Gavin Reed

RK900

Tomb Raider

Lara Croft

Jonah Maiava

Rourke

Dr Dominguez (Maybe He Recruiting You for Trinity)

Ana & Konstantin (You work for them)

Endurance!X Reader (You Travel with Lara and the rest of the crew to Yamatai & Face the horribleness)

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young-prince-firefly · 2 years

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Mike: I'm an expert procrastinator

Will: Just do your damn school work and get off Tumblr

Lizzy: Why can't we eat magnets?

C.C: Can't break them with your teeth, you'd choke

Lizzy: So if I ground it up, I'd be fine?

C.C: dunno

Izzy: What makes life worth living?

Lizzy: Tiddies

Mike: Slushies

C.C: Kawaii

Will: Wine

Henry: Family

Everyone else:...

Izzy: Officially ignoring Henry, anyone else?

Charlie: Making people smile

Izzy: Anyone other than the do-gooders?

Sammy: Monster truck wipe-outs

Mike: I think our Dads had a thing at one point.

Charlie: Does that make us step-siblings?

Mike: Yeah, sure

Henry: You can't give children knives, it isn't safe

Will: Would you feel safer if I gave you a knife?

Henry: No, the knives aren't safe for the kids!

Mike: Baking requires summoning a demon for baking tips. Pastries require having the demon make them

Alexis: You ever go by one nickname for a long time and then tell people you go by a different one and when someone calls you the new one you freak out cause you weren't expecting it.

Aiden: No, I don't have nicknames

Izzy: Yes, people used to call me Isa but I thought it sounded too femme so I asked for people to call me Izzy instead to truly achieve gender

Lizzy: You can date my sister, just don't hurt her

Aiden: She'd break my bones if I screamed too loud in her ears

Alexis: So would I??

Mike: How does it feel to know all of your adopted children are dating?

Dave: Good for them. Glad they're happy.

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grifalinas · 4 years

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Some notes:

-Samwell is very sweet, and while not an idiot, he is good natured enough to want to believe the best in everyone, hence why he doesn’t realize (as Isaac does) that Lady Clara is meant to be his intended bride

-Isaac is cynical and calculating but the eternal optimist all the same: as much as he doesn’t have much faith in people, he has faith in their intentions, their predictability, and his own ability to manipulate a situation to his advantage

-Lady Clara is a spitfire and the reason she was handed over to the matron aunt in the first place was because of her complete inability to behave in a ladylike manner. She is, however, extremely friendly and amiable and willing to learn

-Emily was Samwell’s nurse when he was a boy and after retirement he gave her a home in the manor because he liked having her around and wanted to see her taken care of. Like Isaac, she’s very good at manipulating situations, and she and Isaac are usually allies

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blog-of-a-multitude-of-fandoms · 5 years

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Do you have a list of upcoming stuff?

Hannah and I are trying to get through requests, so if you have any questions about them feel free to ask. Aaron on the other hand is just trying to write.

However currently in the queue there is 229 one shots. A list is below the cut:

Bilbo Baggins- Protect

Podrick Payne- Injury

Angel-Angelus

Neville Longbottom- Father

Cordelia Chase- Trapped

Tony Stark- Pregnant

Draco Malfoy- Book

Gary Preston- Movie Marathon

Arya Stark- King’s Landing

Aaron Hotchner- Pregnant

Sansa Stark- Joffrey

Matthew Crawley- Rattle

Samwell Tarly- Home

Alexander Hamilton- Black Eye

Jon Snow- Spar

Clint Barton- Jealous

Piper Wright- Camp

Robb Stark- Pregnant

Spike- Wedding

Reed Richards- Secret

Spike- Blood Van

Scott Lang- Baby

Thomas Jefferson- Coffees (Modern AU)

John Mitchell- Blood Lust

Missandei- Leave

Remus Lupin- Fictional Characters

Amelie LaCroix- Doomfist

Tony Stark- Bubbles

Jesse McCree- New Life (1)

Jake Peralta- Kiss

Preton Garvey- Settlements

Jon Snow- Ghost

Nick Valentine- Restrained

Ron Weasley- Doubt

Nick Valentine- Apprentice

Robb Stark- Labour

Buffy Summers- Care

Samwell Tarly- Gilly

Raymond Holt- Short Notice

Savos Seaworth- Shireen

Draco Malfoy- Crush (2)

Jefferson- Reunited

Ginny Weasley- Library

Robb Stark- Status

Cordelia Chase- Friends

Jake Peralta- Bullet

Tyrion Lannister- Joffrey

Jim Pomatter- Pregnant

Peter Parker- Bathroom

Khal Drogo- Husband

Aela The Huntress- Wolf

Scott Lang- Monday

Sansa Stark- Moon Door

Clint Barton- Ronin

Brienne of Tarth- Opening Up

Loki Laufeyson- Worthy

Brook Soso- Shower

Sirius Black- Bet (1)

Piper Chapman- Alex

Sirius Black- Bet (2)

Cersei Lannister- Joffrey

Tony Stark- Daughter

Arya Stark- Sword

Steve Rogers- Grief

Jon Snow- Fire

Peter Parker- Suit

Oberyn Martell- Revenge

Bucky Barnes- Friends

Buffy Summers- Alley

Bucky Barnes- Set Up

Molly Weasley- Egg

Podrick Payne- Pregnant (1)

Astrid- Recruit

Podrick Payne- Pregnant (2)

Ysolda- House

Podrick Payne- Pregnant (3)

Thor Odinson- Gym

Kate Austen- Exercise

Tyrion Lannister- Wedding

Natasha Romanoff- Old Friends

Molly Weasley- Pie

Peggy Schuyler- Heat

Gamora- Father

Olivia Colomar- Hacker

Okoye- Recruit

Heather McNamara- Loss

Stephen Strange- Five Years

Willow Rosenberg- Anxiety

Tormund Giantsbane- Woman

Rosa Diaz- Tech Monkey

Jesse McCree- New Life (2)

Valkyrie- Nightmare

Han Solo- Job

Ginny Weasley- Secret (2)

Thor Odinson- Let Myself Go

Artesian McCullough- Riot

Lorna Dane- Pregnant

Mimi Marquez- Fidget

Veronica Sawyer- Dead Girl Walking

Kara Danvers- Role Model

Lena Luthor- Kidnapped

Emily Prentiss- Wedding (1)

Alex Danvers- Training (2)

Natasha Romanoff- Leave (1)

Jenny Calendar- Think

Buffy Summers- Cupboard

Lorna Dane- High School

Wanda Maximoff- Mutation

Diana Prince- Beautiful

Willow Rosenberg- Witch

Lena Luthor- Fall

Jemma Simmons- Hospital

Kara Danvers- Distraction

Kara Danvers- Cat Grant

Wanda Maximoff- Love

Wanda Maximoff- Trust

Lena Luthor- Bullet

Daenerys Targaryen- Hope

Hermione Granger- Yule Ball

Rosa Diaz- Jake

Queenie Goldstein- Walk

Veronica Sawyer- One Of The Heathers

Alex Danvers- Anger

Maria Hill- Fury

Diana Prince- Hope

Wanda Maximoff- Birthday

Lena Luthor- Bar

Daenerys Targaryen- Viserys’ Burden

Carol Danvers- Change

Anna Smith- Injury

Cait- Lunch

Juliet Burke- Protect

Kate Austen- Alternate Universes

Edith Crawley- Jobs

Marisol Gonzales- Work

Hana Song- WiFi

Alana Dwight- Snoring

Nymphadora Tonks- Fluffy Socks

Rowena Ravenclaw- Training

Brigitte Lindholm- Worry

Olivia Colomar- Proposal

Brook Soso- Kindness

Stacy Hinojosa- Molly

Thea Queen- Truth Or Dare

Jennifer Jareau- Proposal

Elle Greenaway- Doing Well

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Paige Dineen- Idiot

Happy Quinn- Fire

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Angel Dumott Schunard- Visitation

Joanne Jefferson- Cheesy

Narciss Black- Auntie

Bonnie Bennett- Hoodies

Samantha Arias- Date

Ofelia Salazar- Injury

Maggie Sawyer- Morning

Ruby Lucas- Clean Up

Kelly Booth- Dancing

Heather McNamara- Confusion

Megan O’Brien- Walter

Jenny Calendar- Computer

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Mimi Marquez- Good And Bad

Poussey Washington- Release Date

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Emily Prentiss- Wedding (2)

Kate Beckett- Worry

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Quinn Fabray- Wheelchair

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Mary Crawley- Sybil

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Hermione Granger- Dinner

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Maria Rambeau- Carol

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<3 urwarriorangel’s writing challenge <3

hello my darling angels! i have started a writing challenge because i want to read more of what you write. i’m calling this a challenge because that’s what i’ve read others call it? rules are listed below! all submissions will be read by yours truly and (if they follow the p basic rules) i will post them all on a masterlist! i will reblog them and give you feedback because that’s what should happen regardless and also i love you guys! (gif not mine!)

rules

*no rape/incest/underage sex/etc.

*if you choose to write smut, you must be 18+!!! the characters you’re writing for must be 18+!!

*must be character x reader! you can write for multiple characters, but it still must be a reader insert!

*it’s first come first serve for characters, meaning there are character limits. multiple people can write for the same character, but they are capped. so please message me as soon as you see a character you want to write for!

*only one prompt per fic! (bonus points if you use any of my original prompts lol!) (also prompts can only be used once)

*triggers must be tagged. if there are any triggers in your fic, you must have a trigger warning. i cannot emphasize this enough.

*fic should be at least 500 words, if it’s longer (which please make it as long as you’d like!) you have to add a ‘read more’

*must tag me in the fic and use # urwarriorangelwritingchallenge <3

*fic should be a new original, not an old piece being resubmitted or a part of an already existing series. (you can write a series for this challenge if you’d like!)

*bonus points if you’re a poc!writer with a poc!reader <3 <3 <3

*you must respect the sexuality of the character! if you would like for an lgbtq+ character, their sexuality should not change in the fic. thank you!

*please send me a message with the character(s) you’d like to write for and the prompt!

example: damon salvatore + “i don’t know how much longer i can go on”

~the masterlist will be posted on august 13th! (if this goes well aka if people participate i would love to do this more often!)~

categories allowed:

anything your heart desires. if you’re going to write fluff please keep it compelling! add a few different styles together! give me some angst, some smut. make it a mystery! i mean absolutely no disrespect to those who write/read only fluff, but personally i find fluff a little more fun when it’s got multiple components! (if you write only fluff, please go ahead and write fluff! i will read it and i’m sure i’ll love it! these are just my personal preferences!)

i love aus very much, so please don’t shy away from them!

characters & prompts under the cut!

characters (five slots for each character)

agents of shield

al mackenzie antoine “trip” triplett daisy “skye” johnson grant ward jemma simmons lance hunter leopold fitz lincoln campbell

brooklyn 99

amy santiago charles boyle gina linetti jake peralta raymond holt rosa diaz terrence jeffords

buffy the vampire slayer

angel buffy summers cordelia chase rupert giles william the bloody aka spike

criminal minds

aaron hotchner david rossi derek morgan elle greenaway emily prentiss jennifer jareau luke alvez penelope garcia spencer reid

defenders-ish

billy russo frank castle jessica jones luke cage matt murdock

friends

chandler bing joey tribbiani monica geller phoebe buffay rachel green ross geller

game of thrones

arya stark benjen stark daenerys targaryen eddard stark jaime lannister jon snow khal drogo robb stark samwell tarly sansa stark tyrion lannister

gossip girl

blair waldorf carter baizen chuck bass dan humphrey nate archibald serena van der woodsen vanessa abrams

harry potter

draco malfoy fred weasley george weasley harry potter hermione granger remus lupin ronald weasley sirius black (young) tom riddle

hawaii five-0

adam noshimuri chin ho kelly daniel williams kono kalakaua michael noshimuri steve mcgarrett

jane the virgin

adam alvaro jane gloriana villanueva petra solano rafael solano

lucky number slevin

slevin kelevra

mcu

bruce banner aka hulk brunnhilde aka my valkyrie queen bucky barnes aka winter soldier clint barton aka hawkeye drax aka the destroyer erik stevens aka killmonger gamora aka um need we say more? janet van dyne aka wasp loki aka loki m’baku aka you already know mantis aka mantis aka a fucking cutie may parker aka ailf nakia aka loml okoye aka incredible badass peggy carter aka kickass peter parker aka spider-man peter quill aka star-lord pietro maximoff aka quicksilver sam wilson aka falcon scott lang aka antman shuri aka an angel stephen strange aka dr. strange steve rogers aka captain america t’challa aka black panther thor aka thor tony stark aka iron-man wanda maximoff aka scarlet witch

new girl

coach nick miller

pretty little liars

aria montgomery caleb rivers emily fields ezra fitz hanna marin jason dilaurentis mona vanderwaal noel kahn spencer hastings wren kingston

reign

francis mary stuart nostradamus sebastian

riverdale

archie andrews betty cooper cheryl blossom fangs fogarty fp jones fred andrews jason blossom josie mccoy jughead jones kevin keller malachai charles!reggie mantle ross!reggie mantle sweet pea toni topaz valerie brown veronica lodge

shadowhunters

alec lightwood clary fray isabelle lightwood jace herondale lucian grey magnus bane simon lewis

teen wolf

allison argent chris argent cora hale derek hale isaac lahey jackson whittermore jordan parrish kira yukimura liam dunbar lydia martin malia tate peter hale scott mccall stiles stilinski theo raeken

the 100

bellamy blake clarke griffin echo finn collins jasper jordan john murphy king roan lexa lincoln monty green nathan miller octavia blake ontari raven reyes wells jaha

the originals

davina claire elijah mikaelson freya mikaelson hayley marshall kol mikaelson lucian castle niklaus mikaelson marcel gerard rebekah mikaelson

the vampire diaries

bonnie bennett caroline forbes damon salvatore elena gilbert jeremy gilbert katherine pierce malachi parker mary louise matt donovan nora hildegard olivia parker tyler lockwood stefan salvatore sybil

x-men

alex summers aka havok charles xavier aka young!professor x erik lehnsherr aka magneto hank mccoy aka beast jean grey aka phoenix logan aka wolverine peter maximoff aka quiksilver ororo monroe aka storm raven darkholme aka mystique

prompts (once someone requests a prompt, i will update the list! list will be updated once a day, if multiple people ask for a prompt in between updates, i will give it to the first person who sent me an ask. i realize that there are more character options than there are prompts, i did this because i don’t think too many people will participate. if we ever run out, i will add more prompts! example of request: klaus mikaelson + “give me a chance”)

(rfaimagining)

angst

1: “ give me a chance. ”

2: “ not you again.. ”

3: “ leave me alone. ”

4: “ i don’t love you anymore. ”

5: “ why do you hate me? ”

6: “ i lost the baby. ”

7: “ i thought you loved me. ”

8: “ i don’t need you anymore. ”

9:“ i can’t believe you! ”

10: “ we can't keep this up forever. ”

11: “ you’re a monster. ”

12: “ i hate you. ”

13: “ don’t leave me… ”

14: “ you’re a disappointment. ”

15: “ don’t die on me– please. ”

16: “ i never meant to hurt you. ”

17: “ are you upset with me? ”

18: “ i wish i’d never met you. ”

19: “ i’m going to kill you! ”

20: “ please don’t hurt me like this. ”

21: “ thanks for nothing. ”

22: “ dont call this number again. “

23: “ why did you spare me? ”

24: “ you need to leave. ”

25: “ i’m sick. ”

26: “ i’m dying. ”

27: “ i wish i’d never met you. ”

28: “ i thought we were family!”

29: “ there was never an us. ”

30: “ so that’s it? it’s over? ”

31: “ i fucked up. ”

32: “ i came to say goodbye. ”

33:“ he’s dead because of you. ”

34: “ i don’t deserve to be loved. ”

35: “ about the baby… its yours. ”

love

36: “ i’m so in love with you. ”

37: “ dance with me! ”

38: “ isn’t this amazing? ”

39: “ i wish we could stay like this forever. ”

40: “ will you marry me? ”

41: “ i’m pregnant. ”

42: “ i need a hug. ”

43: “ you’re special to me. ”

44: “ i’m going to keep you safe. ”

45: “ do you trust me? ”

46: “ can i kiss you right now? ”

47: “ you’re cute when you’re angry. ”

48: “ i’ve liked you for awhile now. ”

49: “ let’s have a baby. ”

50: “ we’d make such a cute couple. ”

51: “ i want to take care of you. ”

52: “ can we cuddle? ”

53: “ it’s lonely here without you. ”

54: “ i can’t stand the thought of losing you. ”

55: “ shut up and kiss me already. ”

56: “ are you flirting with me? ”

57: “ is that my shirt? ”

58: “ how did we get here? ”

59: “ you own my heart. ”

60: “ you’d be a great dad. ”

61: “ you’d be a great mom. ”

62: “ i want to protect you. ”

63: “ what's the matter? ”

64: “ you’re so beautiful. ”

65: “ did you do something different with your hair? ”

66: “ is that a new perfume? ”

67: “ stop being so cute. ”

68: “ you’re making me blush! ”

69: “ you’re teasing me again… ”

70: “ this is why i fell in love with you. ”

71: “ you’re the best! ”

72: “ they’re going to love you, don’t worry! ”

73: “ oh, are you ticklish? ”

74: “ of course i remembered! ”

75: “ you’re one hell of a girl. ”

76: “ you’re one hell of a guy. ”

77: “ are you jealous? ”

78: “ hold me and never let me go. ”

79: “ stop hogging all the blankets! ”

80: “ lets run away together. ”

misc

90: “ catch me if you can! ”

91: “ i’m fine. ”

92: “ are you drunk? ”

93: “ are you high? ”

94: “ we can't go in there… ”

95: “ give it back! ”

96: “ well this is just great. ”

97: “ don’t touch me. ”

98: “ not sure if you could tell, but i’m not exactly a people person. ”

99: “ this was fun— let's do it again sometime!”

100: “ i didn’t do it! ”

101: “ i did it… ”

102: “ i don’t remember that! ”

103: “ well that’s pretty rude of you to say. ”

104: “ get that thing away from me! ”

105: “ you owe me. ”

106: “ do you believe in aliens? ”

107: “ do you believe in ghosts? ”

108: “ are you hitting on me? ”

109: “ why are you naked? ”

110: “ you did what?! ”

111: “ you have… superpowers? ”

112: “ why are you bleeding? ”

113: “ where did all these puppies come from?”

114: “ don’t make me come over there myself! ”

115: “ that wasn’t funny. ”

116: “ this tastes horrible. ”

117: “ this is delicious! ”

118: “ are you mad at me? ”

119: “ stop ignoring me… ”

120: “ i love that show too! ”

121: “ can i borrow that book of yours?”

122: “ let's blow this joint. ”

123: “ let me help you with that. ”

124: “ take that back! ”

125: “ wanna go see a movie with me? ”

126: “ no way, that’s so lame. ”

127: “ what are you listening to? ”

128: “ i brought you your coffee. ”

129: “ don’t fuck this up. ”

130: “ run! ”

131: �� lets run away together. ”

132: “ i haven’t slept in four days… ”

133: “ your turn to do the dishes. ”

134: “ was i really that drunk? ”

135: “ was i really that stoned? ”

136: “give me back my phone! ”

137: “ you’re an asshole. ”

138: “ are you cold? ”

139: “ this place gives me the creeps. ”

140: “ i swear my house is haunted. ”

141: “ did you hear that? ”

142: “ it’s just your imagination. ”

143: “ just how stupid do you think i am? ”

144: “ stop being such a baby. ”

145: “ go back to bed. ”

146: “ are you okay? ”

147: “ i can take care of myself just fine.”

148: “ thanks for helping me back there. ”

149: “ since when have we ever been friends? ”

150: “ what on earth are you wearing? ”

151: “ i can’t feel my legs! ”

152: “ stop texting me weird stuff so late at night. ”

153: “ put me down! ”

154: “ there’s only one bed… ”

155: “ it isn’t what it looks like! okay.. maybe it is… ”

156: “ how did i lose it? ”

157: “ i read your diary. ”

158: “ this is awkward. ”

159: “ didn’t you read the sign? ”

160: “ do you think you can teach me that? ”

nsfw

161: “ bite me. ”

162: “ make me. ”

163: “ fuck me. ”

164: “ stop teasing me so much… ”

165: “ do you like it when i touch you like that?”

166: “ okay.. this is new. ”

167: “ want to head back to my place and have a little fun? ”

168: “ you’re in trouble now. ”

169: “ what a pretty sight. ”

170: “ bend over. ”

171: “ on your knees. ”

172: “ the food looks great but.. there’s something much more delicious i’d like to eat right now. ”

173: “ lay back. ”

174: “ take off your clothes. ”

175: “ well, fine; just this once. ”

176: “ i’m waiting. ”

177: “ you’re so beautiful. ”

178:“ as you wish. ”

179: “ first one to make a noise loses.”

180: “ you have no idea what you do to me. ”

181: “ if you’re bored; wanna have sex? ”

182: “ i've wanted this for so long. ”

183: “ car sex looks so much more easier in the movies. ”

184: “ can i touch you? ”

185: “ open up. ”

186: “ no strings attached. ”

187: “ already? do i really have that much of an effect on you? ”

188: “ mine. ”

189: “ the nights still young. ”

190: “ we can't do that here! ”

191: “ behave. ”

192:“ what did you just say? ”

193: “ good girl. ”

194: “ good boy. ”

195: “ come here. ”

continued nsfw from misc sources

196: “are you going to come here, or are you going to make me come get you myself?”

197: “don’t look at me like that, you brought this on yourself.”

198: “stay still, squirming will make it worse.”

199: “keep count. if you lose it, we’re starting over. understand?”

200: “go get me the cane.”

201: “take your shirt off and put your hands up against the wall.”

202: “open your mouth. i’m putting the gag in so your screaming won’t alarm someone.”

203: “did you disobey my orders?”

204: “i thought i told you not to touch that?”

205: “have you finished everything i told you to do?”

206: “if you don’t stop acting like this, i’ll be forced to use different tactics.”

207: “your skin turns so red under my palm.”

208: “bend over the back of the couch.”

209: “you might want to bite something, the whip has a bite to it.”

210: “come here and bend over my lap.”

211: “i’m tired of your smart mouth.”

212: “you’re really hot.”

213: “oh, don’t mind me. just enjoying the view.”

214: “you know, those/that ______ of yours are/is pretty distracting.”

215: “hot damn.”

216: “so, you come here often?”

217: “well, well. my night just got better.”

218: “is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”

219: “you have got a great ass.”

220: “hey, i’m open minded.”

221: “you enjoying the view over there?”

222: “keep sweet-talking and this could go a whole new direction.”

223: “don’t be bashful. you know you want to.”

224: “you can have me any way you’d like, baby.”

225: “you wanna move this conversation someplace more private?”

226: “i’m off in a few minutes, you know.”

227:“it’s been a long day. why don’t we help each other unwind?”

228: “i think it’s about time we stop avoiding the obvious.”

229: “i’m gonna be honest with you. i’m really horny, and you’re really hot. can we fuck? like, now?”

230: “i wanna see you get naked.”

231: “you like how i bend over for you, huh?”

232: “you’re getting me all worked up.”

233: “what do we have here?”

234: "i see someone’s happy to see me.”

235: “play your cards right, and i just might have to put you on speed dial.”

236: “you like that, don’t you?”

237: “how do you want me?”

238: “i’m sure we can put those lips to better use.”

239: “i want you. right here. right now.”

240: “god, you’re perfect.”

241: “i really like a man who’s good with his hands.”

242: “i’d be more than happy to show you a good time, if you’re looking for one.”

243: “i saw that. you just checked me out.”

244: “you look real good in that suit/dress/skirt/outfit.”

245: “you wanna help me out of this ___?” (insert article clothing here.)

246: “can i keep you?”

247: “you’re such a tease.”

248: “oh my, looks like i/you dropped something.”

249: “i love it when you talk dirty.”

250: “i can’t stop thinking about your hands on me.”

251: “i think you’ll be happy to know that i’m not wearing any underwear.”

252: “i really want to take you home and get you out of all those clothes.”

253: “it’s like you want to ruin men/women for me.”

#urwarriorangelswritingchallenge

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