#it’s me. i’m shawty

[hurricanesfollowyou]

I’m sure this is already on tumblr but 😩 from @x_outerspace_x on TikTok

thanks Noah, much appreciated 😌

#bad omens #noah sebastian #bad decisions #Noah’s shawties #…? #it’s me #I’m hot moms #ok I’m a mom #hotness debatable

[rinrinx2]

Damn getting shadow banned gotta be the wildest thing to happen this week

Anyway heres a screenshot of choso aka big d!ck gentle daddy 101

#tumblr how dare you #I’m just tryna live #give me a break #I’ll suck your toes pookie #just unshadow ban me #pls shawty

[bravevolunteer]

michael liked to draw he wanted to be an artist :(((

#SOMETIMES I THINK ABOUT IT #i am in the bathroom at the function. once again drunk. michael afton #took me 2 hours to bring up michael afton at the function #IM UPSET ABOUT IT SORRY #you know the one minute i be dancing and then i just be sad shawty audio #yeah. except it’s about blorbo #my apologies #anyway who else is sad about this bc i am #⁂ ･ﾟ: i was looking for a job‚ and then i found a job‚ and heaven knows i’m miserable now ➛ ooc #alcohol tw

[daydadahlias]

any time i feel like my life is slipping away from me I remember the “open eyes right at twenty-three” line from take my hand and realize that im not even 23 yet. i have time

I’m going to say this in the most loving and compassionate way I know how

💙 you need to shut the fuck up 💙

im teasing but seriously the internet has so warped some of y’all’s perception of what age is and it’s genuinely so disappointing. If you are under 25, your goddamn brain is not fully developed and you need to chill out with this “im on the edge of my deathbed the second I turn 20” bullshit, especially if you’re a woman because media is constantly trying to convince you that you’re worthless if you’re not skinny and fresh-faced. Trust me, you’re fine. Your life is not slipping away. You’re literally not even a quarter into it. If you wanna come back and have this conversation when you’re 60, by all means feel free. But until then imma need you to buck up buttercup.

#I can’t stand ageism sorry pal it’s my number one pet peeve #it turns me into a monster #like you quite actually have your entire life ahead of you #if you’re younever than 40 I never wanna hear SHIT about you wasting your life #ageism in fandom is so pronounced it’s truly so sad #why does the internet act like women over 23 aren’t allowed to live their lives anymore ?? #calling 30 yo men middle aged?? #I need everyone to get it together asap lol #like be so srs rn #pigeon #anon #sorry I know you want me to validate ur feelings and be like yeah same!! but #no #I’m 21 bro I’m fresh as a damn daisy #and I also. don’t hate women so ageism makes me angy #ok yeah ur life is fine #uh. politely 💙 pls get over yourself RN shawty I’m begging #you are a lily in spring #wow do you like that word I invented before 40 #I meant to say ‘younger’

[tsireyqs]

tbh…….. sometimes i can’t tell the difference between a bot and an actual blog and at this point, i’m too afraid to ask

#anywyag #i just saved #new #reaction memes #saur excited to used them #they make me giggle #heheheheh #it is midnight and i’m trying to work #on a req! #i’m sleeeeeepppy #imma shut up neow #goodnight shawty baes

[nuclearnerves]

j j no offense but when the fuck were you gonna tell us you were handsome

When it actually was any good at getting me kissed with tongue

#asks #its jj! #my face is on the body of a 5ft 220lb man okay #shawty avoid letting me hit it because I’m peculiar #THIS IS A JOKE BY GHE WAY I AM. JOKING #the real reason Is I get paranoid putting my face online #but I have had this one for years and don’t care that much any more

[saetoru]

i miss talking to my friends but exams have drained me this week and i’m also just sad so i will return and catch up w everyone like in a few days or something 😔

#this is my public way of saying #if i’ve barely answered ur messages #i’m so sorry shawty forgive me #i will recharge my social battery soon #i spent all day sleeping today 😭 #and now i will be playing genshin peacefully sjfjsjfj r

[over-rated-cheese]

reasons I should be ur mutual

I’m quirky, funny and different 🫦

im not like the other girls, becuase sometimes I’m not even a girl

I’m what some may call a homo

I will stare at u from a distance but never actually talk to u because I have no social skills am just so cool and so busy with all my cool famous friends, that give me millions of dollars cuz we’re just like close like that, you just wouldn’t get it 🫦🙄

I don’t know what a kilometer is, so like maybe u could teach me 👉👈 uwu 🫦

so like follow me, shawty

#this is my attempt at being funny SO LAUGH #im joking #this whole post is a joke #PLEASE DONT TAKE THIS SRSLY #I’m just funny and goofy 🤪 #my sarcasm is reaching new levels #can’t believe I just called u shawty #anyways #u should still like follow me #(shawty) #random

[shawtys-things]

I started reading ( audiobook) dark romantic

Cuz that’s shit has me giggling and kicking my feet

#shawty’s randomness #shawty’s therapy #baby I’m hearing a audiobook and this people voice has me giggling

[ohello0]

My middle sister has had a concerning cough for about three weeks now and my mom and I have talked about it multiple times

Me: she’s been coughing for weeks

Mom: yeah but she won’t take medicine and insists on going to school, what do you want me to do about it?

…is the grandmother the baby..?….

NIGGA YOU ARE HER MOTHER WHAT DO YOU MEAN

#anyways shawty probably got covid #best of luck to her I tried my best 🚶🏽‍♀️ #I keep myself far away from the lil heifer cause she’s not content enough to be sick in peace on her lonesome #she insists on open mouth coughing in all the common areas so now I got windows and doors open in October like a doof nugget #‘she’s your sister keep trying’ #she put me through a wall a few years back and this was before she got into wrestling I’m good on that thanks #it’s me and my lil nasal spray against the world #be serious #covid conscious #my beloathed

[chaosinamaze]

goro akechi’s persona should’ve been sherlock holmes

robin hood is cool but i would’ve found it funnier (more ironic?) to see joker with arsene and akechi with sherlock, with him being a detective, too.

plus akechi could pass as a brit.

“ets a lovely day innit mate? eya well ‘pologies but i gotta kill ya mate.”

sae niijima’s palace explained

#goro akechi #robin hood #joker p5 #akechi would’ve been bald by the time he was 20 so it’s ok that he died #do british people exsist? #i cant spell #shawty got down real low #baby gottem mopen all over town #akechi’s concept art scares me #i’m scared of goro akechi #i’m also an akechi kinnie. #kay done

[brothwizard]

earlier today i was in a middle of nowhere town off the 401 in a walmar to gank 35mms and i saw a girl wearing an itachi tshirt and i did this hand motion

and said “believe it” and she didn’t get it and thought i was being rude/weird so i had to say “BC OF YR NARUTO SHIRT” to which she said “OHHHHH” and i had to experience walking away from a moment of my own cringe and continue my consumer goods experience like i wasn’t also ganking and cringe

#trip report #i’m writing this as i can hear shanty got low muffled in the background i want you to know that #shawty* * fuc you know what i mean #a bit of a terminal weaboo moment for me tbh idk

[a-concert-just-for-me]

V excited for the medieval torture device I purchased to come in

#sillyposting #hey shawty want to join me in bed? scootch on over here OW. AGK. OWOWOWWOWAWA #anyway #apparently if you lay on it it’s supposed to help back pain #I’m willing to try anything at this point #let the games begin

[mypimpademia]

it’s funny cuz you seem more mature than these adults, some are not even old enough to drink yet 😭 talking abt some “go play with your dolls” … seriously? such a mean girl thing to say honestly. Wanna talk abt someone being a child when they freak out at the mention of someone having an opposing opinion, thinking it’s an attack. ppl think that they’re superior and can’t be wrong because they’re older and it’s not cute or mature.

Tbh I really am willing to have normal conversations over more than half of the things that ppl fight me and that was one of them😭 really would’ve never had an issue if they never did anything like tell me to shut up and what not on my own post💀 and the dolls thing that pretty much every mdni blog on here does wasn’t even mean it’s just odd bc it’s like… I’m not that much younger than you. At all💀 and if I was that much younger we shouldn’t even be arguing rn💀💀

#discourse #idk 18+ blogs on here in general just have an issue w treating anyone that’s legally a minor oddly?? #and I’m not talking about when ppl who are minors disrespect mdni rules bc like that’s their rules and they have a right to get mad #but shit like this situation are just so💀⁉️ #like idk if shawty thought I was like 9 or what #they completely missed the point of the post too like I wasnt attacking anyone or saying that ppl should stop writing it #I didn’t even care that they disagreed w me I just didn’t like the way they went about it 💀 #but yeah idk that was cray zee

[floralkara]

i’m soso tired of being poor. it’s crazy

#genuinely so so exhausted . why #like me telling my friends: yeah idk if i can come back to school next year :( i’m literally out of money #my friends (whose parents are paying for their education & bought them apts): ughhh felt lol hashtag broke college life 🤪 #like i know it is not their fault that their parents can do that for them and i’m very happy for them but damn shawty. i am losing my mind #ask to tag #vent post

[citrus-system]

“Please don’t post about our trauma online, in case-“

In case what??? Bruh we are too old for CPS and our mom hasn’t been allowed within 120ft of us for the past 4 years lol, who are we hiding from as a faceless lemon blog

#let me VENT to an audience #i want to tell a funny joke but ‘’oh that’s a bit too personal ::///// maybe just send it to michale’’ #I’m sorry but these are MY fingers rn and I want to be typing and giggling at my own misfortune #SCWEAMING #beam me up shawty I’m outta here #// #👾