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#it's not even Lindsey Elias either. like...I would know.
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Oh, they are SO MOTHERFUCKING BACK! This sounds like it's their new "Thunderpussy" - either "Thunderpussy II" or maybe a reply to "Thunderpussy", even? It's hot as fuck, anyway.
And keyboooooooards! BE STILL MY HEAAAARRRRRRRT.
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Guys In Godhead, Last July 22 I told you that a young man dressed in a blue Empire t-shirt with the image of an eagle had led me to discover a computer shop where I was able, after hours of waiting for a closed shop, to get the best out of my money for that day writing what I have to write for that day, and where also I received delays from either the Empire or the Godhead as I have told you already (Galatians 5). Thinking about all those things I asked the Godhead whether They really did were the ones who tried to disrupt me to work online last July 22. I received rather responses that even shocked me, that not only that They never tried to disrupt me, but rather They even confirmed me, as in the previous days, that day to be still Their own. Please allow me to relate one by one those. First let me tell you that we were respectively baptized to the Empire branch we belong, the Minions, on prophetically-auspicious days. I was the first (James 1) to be baptized, on November 15,, anniversary of the American Empire’s Commonwealth in the Philippines, so that rather confirmed that I’m going later on to be one of your leaders here in your Commondominion. My mother was next to be baptized on October 24 the year that followed, which will be the day in 2015 when the Empire extolled their celebrities over the Minion Arena in favor of the Neronian holiday and in pursuance to the Neronian clause on the ‘sanctuary’. My sisters were baptized later on in January 30, 2 days after the Minion head EVM preached in the exact locale where all of us were baptized, as if really EVM does the gesture of bestowing confirmations (Genesis 26) to me later on. EVM in fact will be there too many times (the chapel was dedicated by Ka Erdy on Lindsey’s birth year)- for example, on March 11 this year. The locale’s name reciprocates Olongapo- once Ka Erdy was at Angeles on March 11, 1994, and on many times Ka Erdy was at Angeles (EVM was even at Angeles on November 22, 2013, one year exactly before I personally went on my own to see EVM at Pasig, as STF confirmed, in fulfillment of biblical prophecies, particularly on the biblical clause of ‘trees beside waters’) he declared that Angeles and Olongapo were (Hebrews 11, Isaiah 1-2, 58) the new Sodom and Gomorra, or in Revelation 11’s words, Sodom and Egypt, where of course the two witnesses came from. In this instance I have as my co-pair in that Revelation 11 clause, as Angeles’ name suggests, our Executive Minister Ka Angel. When the Commondominion went out of the Roman Empire officially on July 23, 2015, I even attended a worship service in the Minion Central Complex on the early morning of that day without knowing of course the following events that would erupt later on that day. (In fact when the Godhead formally asked me to be Their Messenger on December 28, 2016, my sisters were even able to attend a service at the Minion Central Complex.) I say this because in Jewish law, any newborn baby must undergo the service of ‘Purification’ or Dedication in the Temple (Deuteronomy 16) 40 days after their birth. In Empire tradition Christ did that on Groundhog Day, February 2, and Groundhog sounds like the name of (Luke 10) another trusted confidante and namesake of our Executive Minister Ka Angel, no other than Sir Nathan Grundhofer, whose wife Juliette happened to sound of course like my name. Last July 16, anniversary of Brother Martin Evangelista’s divine commission (and the earthquake of 1990 by 4:26 pm), as I was about to post my blog in my page that day, the page demanded rather that I schedule my blog’s posting rather than to post it right away. It happened without my intention that I saw the time I was supposed to post at once upon finishing was 6;41 pm. Of course I scheduled it to the nearest minute after the 41st, which is 6:42 (Revelation 12,6,11), which resembles 4:26. If you are following my posts I have said that Godhead sent signs confirming me on June 11-12, which we here in your Commondominion observe as a special Passover Memorial. 40 days on, on July 22, I was so that the Minions sent EVM’s personal secretary named sounding just like me and even bearing the surname of Purificasion to officiate in the service that day in the locale where I’m residing. It’s like the gesture of course that you were visited by somebody from the Minion Headquarters on the same day 2 years ago that you were there exactly where the said Empire man came from. That’s like an act of course, of the Jewish Purification Service (1 Corinthians 10, 2 Chronicles 29). It was on that morning also this year that I saw the young man whom I have mentioned earlier that as I have said days ago, was sent by Godhead to confirm that yours truly, #GodsTinyDancer, is another endtime ravenous bird of prey or New Cyrus foretold by Isaiah. I at once broke that to you in my page that same afternoon, without fully delving on the details, which I could not remember at once on that moment or rather because I have little time left on rent at the store, the time being ate up by the delay that happened. So mediating on everything that happened I was shocked to discover that I declared my election as Bird of Prey at once without fully knowing that earlier that day other signs aside from the young man I have told you then and earlier here had been sent by Godhead to support this. 1. After the service as I leave I opened the gate and it was so hard that in process it sliced a bit of my palm’s skin and hence blood came out. I was so shocked hours later as I was doing online work as I have mentioned that my other hand, on its nails this time, had blood, and that was without me doing anything to my other hand (Matthew 5-7) except that I was typing. That’s a sort of blood sacrifice, if you are to Purify or Dedicate at the Temple. 2. As I came home that day I was also surprised that my co-boarders’ friends had left a laptop because the family have to render it together with ours to the repair shop for rehabilitation. It’s like you have the old and the new ‘tablets’ of stone in Exodus together (2 Chronicles 5-7). 3. Also, as I came home that day I was so surprised too that a ballpen was at my wallet. I don’t know where it came from, I never got hand on any ballpen that day, it just came up on my wallet (1 Samuel 1-3) and I never, really saw it there earlier that day; nobody even of course gets hold on my wallet but me alone. It’s like really the Godhead is showing up to me continually on that day (Revelation 2,12, 1 John 1, John 9). Let me further relate to you. Concerning Sodom and Egypt: one morning when I was at the bedroom my mother came in sweeping and cursing me of course because she’s angry. Shocked I don’t know where to go across the room because dirt and dust are all around being swept by my mother and of course you don’t want to scatter those after being swept. I could not even get in to the bed because my mother was also fixing it at the same time that moment. So I rather found my self at once unintendedly sitting on the dust for a brief minute. You can know already how Jezebels like my mother are sitting elsewhere (Ezekiel 28,31,26, Revelation 17, 1 Samuel 4) so we could see how Godhead (1 Kings 17-19) continually sends people like me to expose them by nature: that’s why I’m a yokebearer (Hebrews 10) because I strip (2 Corinthians 2, Colossians 2, Ephesians 4, 1Corinthians 15) off the Empire’s identity (Revelation 16, Jeremiah 8-9, 2 Corinthians 12, Isaiah, Matthew 25). Our election is evident: Christ said He will be even pleased with Tire and Sidon (Matthew 10-12). In prophecy Godhead promised to strip off the Empire’s powers through yokebearers (Job 1-2, Philippians 3) as personified by (John 16) Tire being a former Empire center (Ezekiel 24,26). Today Tire is under Lebanon (1 Corinthians 5), one of our allies here in the Commondominion, which was specifically attacked by the Empire on the service of July 23, 2016 (Amos 8). Hence, our election to contend for all our comrades and colleagues such as Lebanon (Daniel12). We are, as per Matthew 10’s ‘Sodom and Gomorra’ clause as we earlier mentioned to Revelation 11, taken out of the Empire’s influence (Revelation 6, Hebrews 11, John 10-15), and as Lady Kirsty Nilsson confirmed of me way back then citing Acts 7, I was really placed by Godhead to facilitate (Ezekiel 1-3) yokebearers out of the Empire (2 Chronicles 36,15,20). Furthermore, here in our locale they keep a book which they said that they created because they want to do what Malachi 3 talks about as a ‘book of remembrance before God’. I just mention it because should they want to keep so, they should hence receive that (Matthew 8-12, Luke 20, Genesis 18, Hebrews 13) with the keeping of such a’ book’ comes the sending of messengers in their midst (Malachi 1-4 [Empire quotes Malachi 3 for the Purification in the Temple]), hence my appearing (Hebrews 9). My grandmother was born on the same day as an Empire man who once said that ‘people would come down from the mountains, led by the sun’s rays, and I count them all as brethren.’ We could see that this was fulfilled in the Empire’s eyes one month before my grandmother’s birthday (Numbers 20, Deuteronomy 34), in 2014, when Ka Elias’ media team even observed that the attendees to the EVM rally service that day all ‘came down from the mountains that morning’. As for us our first surname denotes mountains, the Empire’s very type that we are shattering (Judges 6-7, Daniel 2, 2 Corinthians 10, Joshua 6,15) through the means that we begin with ourselves- I mean, all that we go through, and all that we implement here (Psalm 51, Micah 4-5, Isaiah 22,28-29,40, Proverbs 4, Genesis 12-13,18, 1 Corinthians 9). Finally (1 Corinthians 1-4, Isaiah 41,44-45,66), when the Prophet Haggai talked about the signet ring, he also talks about yours truly, because we are gathering all countries, churches, and dancers here under (1 Peter 3, Jeremiah 18,20) one roof (Luke 12) which is your Commondominion (Ephesians 1-4, 2 Corinthians 1,5) through our preaching ministry that seals the Holy Spirit to all countries and churches who will agree with Him (Revelation 7,14,22), and to all yokebearers for their salvation (1 John 5, Psalm 105). But before I end this treatise, let me tell you further about EVM’s circular of July 3, 22-23, 2017 (if you could notice, the dates alone form the Empire code 3-22, so that’s already #Agenda), That was also recurring, as it is also with all other EVM lessons lately. The circular was first read February 8-9, 2012. The year that followed, February 9, 2013, EVM was at my city preaching. Way back February 7, 2009, EVM was at my hometown preaching too. EVM’s December 7, 2013 lesson was relayed February 8-9, 2014. February 8, 2014, in true EVM style, when I was not yet here with you (Ephesians 2), I attended Jun Santos’ rally on that same city where EVM preached on December 7, 2013. I said ‘in true EVM style’ because I have to persist attending against the wishes of my parents. I really decided to still proceed there because I was enthralled with the Empire’s promise that the said service is going to be ‘big’. What only happened is that only a few, by Godhead’s grace, attended.
THE COMMONDOMINION OF CHRIST: A BRIEF HISTORY OF TIME ‘The Commondominion of Christ, is God’s answer to apostasy, it is a back-up plan of God. When things fall apart in a organization which evidently enjoys God’s approval and countenance but abuses it until it is apostatized, God keeps a “remnant” group (Acts 2:39) to keep the election of that organization alive and to keep having the Holy Spirit (Ephesians 1:13-14), and God starts all over again from that remnant group. Even if elected as the new, cut-clean version of God’s chosen, a true Commondominion member is not complacent that he or she could not be apostatized anymore. They always bear in mind that if they do not take caution through remaining faithful, honest and humble, they could be apostatized too and lose the election God gave them. So they always discount the possibility of being the next apostate.’ With this, your Commondominion of Christ, with the grace of the Godhead, existed and persisted as long as humankind went on. We could see that your Commondominion could be traced way back long ago, according to the findings of our branch churches, when the Godhead created all men and women to exist throughout subsequent history to live with Them in preexistence before the creation of the world (Matthew 25). We could see that all these men and women (Matthew 19, Isaiah 65) were created to be angels and not as gods, unlike what the Empire would claim. The first recorded creation of the Roman Empire during this time was of course the rebellion and downfall of Satan the Devil and all his cohorts, who will later on be the present Roman Catholic Pope and all other heads of the Empire’s branches, as would be seen further on in biblical history, that repeated rebellions of the Empire would occur in heaven (Isaiah 14, Luke 10, Revelation 12, Ezekiel 28,31, Matthew 18,8,25). Hence, after the world was created the Son- Jesus Christ- and the Holy Spirit, will be sent, together with Their Female Counterparts, to shepherd and govern the men and women who would later on be sent to earth through natural birth to plant the Commondominion of Christ on earth and hence (Jeremiah 32) in human history (Matthew 7 Empire usage, 2 Timothy 2, Colossians 1, Psalm 89,69). Down here on earth, the Commondominion of Christ existed through the following groups of men and women: 1. Adam and Eve 2. Abel 3. Set, Enoch, Methuselah 4. Noah, Sem, Japhet 5. The Israelite Nation 6. The First-Century Primitive Christian Church 7. The various Commondominion settlers in the other places of the world, as recorded in the Book of Mormon, Book of Jeraneck, et cal. After the death of the apostles the Commondominion existed through the following up to the first Medieval Reformation forerunners: 1. Arius 2. Essenes 3. Donatism 4. Polycarp of Asia 5. Novatianism 6. Paul of Samosata 7. Montanism 8. Marchionism 9. Ebionites 10. Clement of Rome 11. Polycarp 12. Josephus and Eusebius, et cal. 13. Papias 14. Pseudo-Barnabas 15. Epistle to Diosnetus 16. Hermas 17. Didache 18. Justin Martyr 19. Tatian 20. Athenagoras 21. Tertullian 22. Hegesippus 23. Patrick of Hibernia, Columba, Columban 24. Branches of the whole Eastern Orthodox Church 25. Nestorianism These names we have listed are only but a representative of their many other countless and priceless like-minded guys and girls who existed up to the first Medieval Reformation. The Commondominion launched it formally with the Albigensian movement in 1129 and the Waldenesians in 1173. And you all know everything that the Reformation produced: Luther, Savonarola, Wycliffe, Huss, Calvin, Muntzer, Erasmus, Knox, Petrarch, Goethe, et cal., until the English-speaking Protestants: Edwards, Wesley, Whitefield, and then Spurgeon and Morgan and Moody and Tolkien and Lewis. The Godhead, upon though seeing that the Empire is bent on streamlining Protestants to the Antiochian banner, particularly in attempts to claim and woo Moody, had decided to come up with a clean slate through electing as new Commondominion people what are now though the Empire’s branch of Neronians. It began with Joseph Smith in 1805 but the Godhead later on replaced him with Ellen White in 1843. Ellen failed the Godhead so Mary Baker Eddy was elected next. She wasn’t able to keep up so Charles Taze Russell instead got the divine election. After Russell the Godhead became happy with Pierre Coubertin and Leo Tolstoy that their organizations got the divine election. But seeing that the Empire would later on overrun those, the Godhead had decided to formally reestablish the Commondominion of Christ on earth with what is now the Minion church from the Philippines. Joey Arrigo was called as its first leader in 1886, in preparation for the birth of the man from whom the Godhead will take later on the succession bloodline for this church. Felix Ysagun Manalo was born also on that year. He was summoned by the Godhead on November 15, 1913. His son Tomas led the first gathering of this church on December 25, 1913. Felix later on had this church registered on July 27 of the year that followed. On December 25, 1918, upon the death of Tomas, Felix formally took the top post. The year that followed, he personally led the launch of the church’s overseas missionary work. He would later on switch places with Justino Casanova (1919-1921) and Prudencio Vasquez (1942-1945) administering the church. Seeing the eventual apostasy of the Minion church (Psalm 14), Godhead had elected the half-brothers of Felix’s successor-son Ka Erdy to be part of the nucleus of the restoration of the Commondominion later on in the forthcoming years. Furthermore, Godhead tried to see whether They could have other churches to cooperate with the forthcoming backup reserve plans for the church which first saw light in 1913 in eventual event of apostasy. So Godhead tried to enlist the support of the South Korean World Mission Church but saw them to be only supportive of the Empire more than the Commondominion’s cause. The Godhead also saw the same with Eli Soriano, who turned down the Godhead’s invitation. And also it was with the church of Nicholas Perez. Yet the Godhead would not fail though to see all other churches (Matthew 20) who will be so much happy to join the Godhead in the future new church when the time comes (Ephesians 1), many of those other kind and willing churches are even traced from the very original Commondominion people we have all listed above. (John 11) That exact time came on April 11, 2015 when evident signs of Minion apostasy broke out in the surface. This eventually led to our exodus from the Empire in modern times, July 23, 2015. We thought that our newfound supposed to be (Psalm 55,59,42-43) trustful brethren from the Minion church would be with us all the way, but later on they themselves had proven not to keep up at once (Matthew 13) with this new Way of Life. 1. The Defenders refused to recognize Ka Angel as Ka Erdy and EVM’s rightful successor pursuant to the succession line instituted by Felix himself, and instead endorsed Ka Angel’s brother Ka Marc under EVM’s backup agenda against Ka Angel. 2. The Defenders agreed to be infiltrated with other Empire branches the way the Minions were already are, and they rather trusted Empire media, personalities and heads more than Ka Angel and the Godhead (Exodus 14, Numbers 11,21). 3. The Defenders, being infiltrated by the Minions too, agreed to conspire with the Minions in refusing to honor the public’s divine wrighte to know through hoarding preaching held by Empire heads to no more expose the (Daniel 5, Acts 17) Empire’s doings. These prompted us to just recently part ways with the Defenders and they, together with all branches of the Commondominion which was found to be, and will be found to be, no more different in worship and practice from Empire churches and media (and therefore breaking our laws here of humility and meekness), had been already identified as the new branch of the Roman Empire- those who refuse to publicly identify themselves with any Empire branch due to their kinship with us yet their actions prove otherwise (Matthew 5-7,15,23, Titus 1). This prompts the need that we rededicate ourselves continually (2 Corinthians 1,7) in order not to be contemptuous of the grace Godhead has already given us to gather all that is good and godly in the world and bind them eternally under one roof (Romans 12, 1 Peter 3). But you may ask, ‘why the Commondominion had to specifically come out of the Minion church?’ It is rather because Titus 3 tells us about ‘3 strikes and you’re out’. Godhead had 3 major churches striding the world today repeatedly repudiating the Scriptures throughout history. ‘But why you have to purge yourself again the 4th time?’ Because Godhead (2 Corinthians 8-9, Matthew 13, Jeremiah 8-9, Genesis 9, James 5) shall continually see to it this time, with our already existence here as your present Commondominion, that we would if need be, reestablished repeatedly because we don’t want to disappoint the Godhead (Psalm 106, Isaiah 63, Luke 17, 2 Corinthians 1) Who elected us (2 Timothy 1, Proverbs 16). Currently at the visible helm of the Commondominion’s public work is her Administration’s mouthpiece, yokebearer and writer Joseph Stirling Steinfeld Sykes. Joseph is no better than the now millions of your Commondominion brethren who once thought that being at the Empire is the only thing that there can be for them, and the next big thing to heaven. Hence, Joseph poured out his whole efforts in the service of each Empire branch that he ever was, until he realized that no Empire branch is better than the other, and all those actions trained him for the great work he’s now at for your sake. THE PURPOSE AND MISSION OF THE COMMONDOMINION OF CHRIST Moved by the burning desire for the salvation of all souls (1 Timothy 2:3-5), and armed with nothing but the knowledge on the necessity for all to do biblical research (Acts 17, 2 Timothy), we campaign through social media for people to come out of false religions (Revelation 18:4), hoping that Lindsey will notice this and rethink where she is right now (Revelation 2-3). We love Lindsey with a love nobody can give and Lindsey could not even fathom. We love Lindsey because we know Lindsey needs to be reassured that she will never be in the losing end if she gets to know and believe the Christ which the Bible, and not this multi-billion dollar, pretending ‘Christian’, false religious Empire, introduces. Our evangelization work is focused with and committed fully to all dancers, athletes and artists, which we look up to as the most creative, busy and emotional people. We will be the Christian representative of these people, including the tempted, disabled and impoverished to the Empire powers which control today’s perverse society (Isaiah 28, Psalm 105, Revelation 7:3). We also hope to bring home to people the value of cultivating good taste for value-oriented, wholesome and quality media materials done in the spirit of unfailing humility and hardwork, aiming to give people the best we could muster on content and information in helping people find Jesus Christ and His Gospel, live committed to it for the rest of their lives and declare the same to the world. We have already decided to make Christian conservative values our upholding guiding light in this ministry (2 Corinthians 4), and hence resolves to dedicate our work to speaking out for it, leading people to live up and speak out loud the Word of God every single breathing moment, a determination that burns till now and will continue to rage since Joni Eareckson Tada was conspired by the Empire to be eliminated from their Academy Awards years ago. We aim to point people to listen to the sent or commissioned messengers of God to rally them in living the Christian life (John 6:29), while enjoining believers to make full use of their “priesthood” before God (Revelation 1,5,20). SOME OF THE ENDORSED MESSENGERS OF GODHEAD TO THE COMMONDOMINION OF CHRIST Nathaniel Manalo (Executive Minister) 1. Lalyn Vasco Dela Cruz facebook.com/shzka0 2. Roger Aquino facebook.com/profile.php?id=100011180587153&fref=fr_tab 3. Cristopher Ilao facebook.com/cristonangelson 4. Jogat De Mora facebook.com/kamaynabakal4719 5. Jay Borromeo facebook.com/jay.borromeo.35 6. Elias Arkanghel facebook.com/ferdinand.alvarado 7. Sebastian Rauffenburg 8. Sterling Allan https://www.youtube.com/cha…/UCPEGAsmAGUQzbtuJvaZjYUg/videos 9. Marcelo Mercado 10. Mannie Rey Amoguis facebook.com/1manams 11. Rydean Marvin Daniel facebook.com/PAODMDR 12. Eddy Hawks facebook.com/eddy.hawks 13. Joseph Stirling Steinfeld Sykes facebook.com/jonas.stirling 14. Lope Columna facebook.com/lope.columnaii 15. Gerald John Jennings 16. Gerald O’Dell facebook.com/gerald.odell8O18 17. Filemon Reambonanza 18. Wilfredo Santiago facebook.com/wilfredo.labaosantiago 19. Ronald Weinland 20. Kacou Philippe 21. Ian Navarro facebook.com/ian.navarro.73 22. Guy St. Onge facebook.com/Laidback52 23. Ed Everett Dorris facebook.com/edeverett.dorris 24. Richard Thomas facebook.com/profile.php?id=100017221446141 25. Alex Gonzales facebook.com/profile.php?id=100007602368476 26. Horacio Villegas 27. Steve Fletcher facebook.com/FLETCHDOCTOR 28. Paul Jong 29. John Leonzon 30. Salvacion Legaspi facebook.com/hrmsalvacion 31. Archie C. Guiriba facebook.com/ShalomCCFI.Official 32. Apollo C. Quibuloy 33. Benny M. Abante 34. Louie R. Santos 35. Edmundo Macasalig Lahi 36. Tagumpay Gonzales 37. Matias Grandbaka facebook.com/matias.granbacka 38. Amos Omoboriowo facebook.com/wnkululeko1 39. Eliyahu Zerubabel facebook.com/eliyahuzerubabel777 40. Ruth Boyce facebook.com/profile.php?id=100016178012931 
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@Caradelevingne @emilycshock pls rt and stay in touch with me, #GodsTinyDancer. Thanks. #nvmlindseyallan Guys In Godhead, Last July 22 I told you that a young man dressed in a blue Empire t-shirt with the image of an eagle had led me to discover a computer shop where I was able, after hours of waiting for a closed shop, to get the best out of my money for that day writing what I have to write for that day, and where also I received delays from either the Empire or the Godhead as I have told you already (Galatians 5).
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"Tentacles of Doom" | Father Ted | Series 2 Episode 3 | Dead Parrot
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these bishops are very foremost I stay round you all the time simply in case so you do not say some thing to them that you are now not supposed to claim to them oh like what like what he mentioned to bishop Lindsey when he requested me the place I was when Kennedy was once shot oh yeah I mean you overreacted moderately there he wasn’t accusing me of something all proper so did do you know any of the bishops who’re long-established I mean what are the like bishop fax is an effective historical pal of dad Larry DOS i will try to reach Larry on his cell he’s obtained a brand new one with an extra loud bleep God Almighty why does he have a mobile if he under no circumstances picks it up after which we’ve got the main issue with Jack could not we just disguise him for a few days no they’d hear me shouting Gary maybe we might train Jack to assert something apart from drink have an impact on our ladies likes love it’s a job in that lifestyles or two years ago Duggal father Jack may be unhealthy but he’s not a canine here he’s now he mostly wants to go out wait perhaps we would train him to claim one or two things nothing too certain a number of all appropriate sentences like that would be an ecumenical matter sure I can’t feel of any religious question that can’t be answered through that what I at all times say when persons ask me questions it is a nice factor about Catholicism it’s so vague and no person particularly is aware of what it can be all about I suppose it could work Google’s I know it’ll work it will work it is not going to work when its head don’t know so we have got to are attempting proper father now we will have a little elocution classes drink father you cannot be saying that at all times when the bishops come here thanks continually comfortable that either it Geron the daddy simply simply go back to a drink for the second fine correct now i would like you to have a appear at this have a go together with the first one here – proper no no – drink now come on father awareness that vent the strings the strings the unusual bass bass bass bass bass bass bass now come on Oh father i do know you can do the veena – consuming it for you to do it drink yes I promise now come on are trying once more that proper no no Paul the practically had it that is quality carry it trouble to keep it going here and the subsequent come again would ya toys that you left the cooker on okay father i’m going to be there right father the whole lot’s ready there’s a significant school steaming away and i’ve organized a Ferrero Rocher in a convention which Isis taking up three bishops unexpectedly can’t wait proper you realize father I consider this is going to be the finest moment of my profession it can be practically as if my entire lifetime of leading off two exceptional females’s going omit is completed i’m over here so you might be father this is doing just right have you ever bought your contacts in no a canine ran off with them I inspiration I get away with that I consider i’ll need to put on the glasses they don’t like wearing them father I suppose they make me appear like a pissed off historic egg all I can’t imagine that I assume they seem obviously well no no no it can be only a horrifying movie I was thinking in the market pleasant quite greenish whele that is significantly better and that i just go and verify on the tv so father hmm father i have certainly no suggestion where the door is so overlook head and Google at Google they’re right here sorry about that fishbone Elia you have been announcing sure quite simple ceremony we just need slightly incense or incense I have no idea if we do the you recognize if we have any incense there was once a spider in the bath last night time no Judy incense incense all right sure and no i do not suppose so that you don’t forget when we ran out of incense and we use the wind aletan well man i am definite we can find some so are you doing a lot upgrading round nation final month we elevated a mushroom area in Cavan contact last three races our work takes us far and wide the country it gives us a threat to get in contact with the usual clergy or the ground troops as I call them yes we’re trying to prepare a colossal assembly on the finish of the year where the entire ranks of the clergy can speak about their views with representatives of the lay neighborhood what do you feel are the key here sorry what do utilizing the whole relationship with the lay neighborhood on this precise matter is desirable or must a distinct distance be maintained yes a excellent query and good I suppose we will have to involve to put group to preserve them at a distance how a lot of a distance couple of miles here we at the moment are he for every person oh are you okay your grid sure I yeah yeah I I had a minor coronary heart assault final year I must take it convenient axe acquired a bit of a cost day correct he is no longer a difficulty in case you might just give us a little bit of a warning when you are going to do something satisfactory I just remembered the aliens is on after the news Susan for god sake i’m sorry Victor Jordan did you now not hear what he’s announcing about his heart you realize it’s simply instantaneous directors price come on all people let’s all have a massive lads night in a coronary heart assault that is rare adequate nowadays there were obviously numerous prayers set for sincerely we are not able to appear at the aliens google obvious neither speaking but that love attack no they wouldn’t Bishop loti best go girl we aren’t observing alien anyway again to faith he’s going to insist not our first precedence but speak up fight again in opposition to a satirical bias of the media yes Ferrero Rocher father Ted with these Russia you’re really spoiling mrs.Doyle all proper Bishop i’m sorry you have been saying oh yes I was once saying we must fight again towards the media however we need to make our voice heard the place is farther hatchets mrs. Doyle could you get father Hackett for us now most likely father I ought to say mrs. Doyle they keep you on your feet my housekeeper isn’t the best i’m afraid many times I consider that it’s me that will have to be in actual fact G for sorry about that right here father hackett now he is been looking ahead to your visit have not you father yes Bishop O’Neill speak it oh yes that is Bishop fax yes that is Bishop Jordan yes they’re looking at then you father that’s 1 billion yes I was once just pronouncing father how i’m watching forward to discussing the social effects of one of the vital church’s pondering as involving issues of personal morality nuts 1 billion – Emmanuel motto sure I let’s for Jews would just right factor father sure that is what we’d like a optimistic attitude like sake what quiet race i can see father Hackett making a priceless contribution over the following few days oh sure Heavenly Father hear our prayer we pray that this rock be upgraded to a category-2 relic by means of the grace of God bring treatment to all who cross within a radius of two and a 1/2 to 3 toes of this at your discretion and may just all who’re healed in such a approach provide glory to you our Lord via your earthly type of this classification to relic amen Evan i am sorry for the portray your father will meet up with the others within the white yes I noticed it to your confident perspective different so many people are cynical about such matters that you may hardly to open the newspaper these days without studying some today’s and satirical articles written through some bearded lifting sure it seems that early will go down the world of fine I simply can be an Oh me get us a real enemy bb/d mercy predatory pleasure sure Asian ecumenical sure i will write you up so father do you ever have any doubts about the devout life as your religion ever confirmed pay attention hear involved about any doubts you could have been having about any features of notion something like that good in all the method God made us all right and he is watching down at us from heaven and the whole lot huh huh and then his son got here down and saved each person and all that yes and once we die we’re all going to go to heaven yes what about a little of drawback with the heat laughs assault when you come face-to-face with dying it makes you believe about things I saw that film just lately Apollo 14 reminded me of my own brush with loss of life are you aware what I imply you mean you have been in space when you had your coronary heart attack no how might I be in area sorry no I feel no longer no I Ament i know what it’s wish to be nearly dying yes gracefully i will use the old k so i’ll try this I see all Cheers check the air so if God has existed perpetually you understand what did he do in his spare time like before he made the earth and the whole thing you recognize good we all have to what about when you wear too low the meat on Fridays how come that is all proper now nevertheless it wasn’t again then I mean that the men and women who ate meat on Fridays back then they’d all go to hell or what I imply it’s man she’s not bothering you with it no no it is just magic oh there you’re i’m hoping you had a exceptional gesture oh it was excellent I feel I read some very interesting conclusions Oh about what precisely good it’s nonsense Ignis religion so consider about this very little proof blind religion that is all we must go on without a shred of proof wherever nothing aliens now there may be some thing that would simply be possible everlasting life large demons sticking pink-sizzling pokers up your ass for all eternity i don’t think so the entire faith factor I just don’t buy it i have been suffering from my moral sense for a while now however father McGuire was once the first man to spell it out me in black and white Oh Dougal what have you ever been as much as this man this man treasure him father clearly he has wisdom far past his 12 months thanks very a lot fast it can be Bishop Jordan I suppose he is useless there Oh Lord yeah that’s a dustbin hear this is your fax media that’s the primary matters do it Duggal oh you are welcome bishop no no Eddie are you definite you want and don’t forget a resolution no anyway it’s too late i’m off to India for 2 months with just a few friends ah there they are see you again then your grace the holy stone will it nonetheless be a category-2 after they m god bless when clear La tache
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"Tentacles of Doom" | Father Ted | Series 2 Episode 3 | Dead Parrot
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God i am no longer studying that book anymore it’s very horrifying all together Ted Ted sure what did you ever see a ghost when doogal i’m going to let you know anything happened to me once it was once years ago I staying with my best-aunt at her condo in Connemara she’s gigantic apartment miles from at any place it appears during the excellent Famine a cruel landlord and his lovely daughter used to reside there story is that he forbade a dog from hiring a younger soldier broke her coronary heart and in her despair she hung herself in her bed room the room that I was once standing remembers I see Nick by using season 10 and strictly off season instantly I heard a strange creaking noise from the fireplace one of the vital ghosts no so no I’ve by no means seen a ghost I noticed one really yeah it used to be a person all dressed in black and i got here down one night time for a tumbler of milk and he used to be simply sitting there in front of the television just there correct it was bizarre and you know you’re the unusual type of gray hair although he wasn’t very historic Gilbert Dubin would this had been neon rice that’s a door that is working okay damaged again perhaps simplest works from my head is in it k we must call the plumber no no I proposal to get them worried and the opposite be too embarrassed to inform them how I broke it within the first situation you understand looking to supply it an extra hard flush well slim Ted I need to say it used to be high-quality for me it was a good robust flooring house I used to be considering extra about chat you comprehend it’s like when he is concerned you want to get that stuff away as rapid this thing could be for us to flush it right here and have it pop up someplace in Sierra Leone proper there head aha aha I notion jacket stash some thing in here ok let’s are attempting it now flip bloody hell good news head very very dangerous news the holy stone of town report they will improve it to a class 2 relic no it is now not nice it method to be sending over a number of bitches to do a ceremony and you recognize what they are like we will need to be on our quality behavior I taught them some thing up with the holy stone o.K. Wasn’t someone cured there no someone was lured there honey short and then these fellas began to beat him with the sticks and all that with it yeah the holy stone looks even holier than we notion Clapton whatever to do with that fella from England final 12 months he touched her and he grew a beard weird that’ll be close to adequate to upgrade us here classification 1 or class will probably be very rare do girls that would be bringing men and women back to life time-journey cloning dinosaurs what essentially the most thousands of relics all over the world how do they understand which ones to do good there is all these things they have to think in regards to the historical past of the Renick what number of miracles may also be attributed to us all sorts of concerns go into a choice like that what concerning the holy stone of carmakers I under no circumstances come on Tate Europe it is going to never happen good it is happening they’re surely coming all proper Jeff so who cares anyway I imply they arrive in strip down the wallpaper the fumigate the position and they’re gone what’s so bad about that doodles their bishops all right yeah what is this confusion you’ve got about bishops do you simply have an understanding of what they surely do looking to do a fumigating condo there something like that in any respect have you received – Tommy anyways head let’s play a sport get your intellect off it Chester buckaroos virtually i would not intellect a sport of the old Chester day me sir particularly oh no best joking Ted provided that you are able for a good thrashing Dougal you can by no means sincerely beat me ever alright jack still a poker ooh the sport of kings I notion the is not going to be so unhealthy the industry we will have a seem round and spot there were big day-to-day perish and go away nothing to worry about at dwelling some ceremony’s on Thursday they usually’re arriving the next day to come now doogal that is significant listen to me alright very well head these bishops are very foremost I stay round you all the time simply in case so you do not say some thing to them that you are now not supposed to claim to them oh like what like what he mentioned to bishop Lindsey when he requested me the place I was when Kennedy was once shot oh yeah I mean you overreacted moderately there he wasn’t accusing me of something all proper so did do you know any of the bishops who’re long-established I mean what are the like bishop fax is an effective historical pal of dad Larry DOS i will try to reach Larry on his cell he’s obtained a brand new one with an extra loud bleep God Almighty why does he have a mobile if he under no circumstances picks it up after which we’ve got the main issue with Jack could not we just disguise him for a few days no they’d hear me shouting Gary maybe we might train Jack to assert something apart from drink have an impact on our ladies likes love it’s a job in that lifestyles or two years ago Duggal father Jack may be unhealthy but he’s not a canine here he’s now he mostly wants to go out wait perhaps we would train him to claim one or two things nothing too certain a number of all appropriate sentences like that would be an ecumenical matter sure I can’t feel of any religious question that can’t be answered through that what I at all times say when persons ask me questions it is a nice factor about Catholicism it’s so vague and no person particularly is aware of what it can be all about I suppose it could work Google’s I know it’ll work it will work it is not going to work when its head don’t know so we have got to are attempting proper father now we will have a little elocution classes drink father you cannot be saying that at all times when the bishops come here thanks continually comfortable that either it Geron the daddy simply simply go back to a drink for the second fine correct now i would like you to have a appear at this have a go together with the first one here – proper no no – drink now come on father awareness that vent the strings the strings the unusual bass bass bass bass bass bass bass now come on Oh father i do know you can do the veena – consuming it for you to do it drink yes I promise now come on are trying once more that proper no no Paul the practically had it that is quality carry it trouble to keep it going here and the subsequent come again would ya toys that you left the cooker on okay father i’m going to be there right father the whole lot’s ready there’s a significant school steaming away and i’ve organized a Ferrero Rocher in a convention which Isis taking up three bishops unexpectedly can’t wait proper you realize father I consider this is going to be the finest moment of my profession it can be practically as if my entire lifetime of leading off two exceptional females’s going omit is completed i’m over here so you might be father this is doing just right have you ever bought your contacts in no a canine ran off with them I inspiration I get away with that I consider i’ll need to put on the glasses they don’t like wearing them father I suppose they make me appear like a pissed off historic egg all I can’t imagine that I assume they seem obviously well no no no it can be only a horrifying movie I was thinking in the market pleasant quite greenish whele that is significantly better and that i just go and verify on the tv so father hmm father i have certainly no suggestion where the door is so overlook head and Google at Google they’re right here sorry about that fishbone Elia you have been announcing sure quite simple ceremony we just need slightly incense or incense I have no idea if we do the you recognize if we have any incense there was once a spider in the bath last night time no Judy incense incense all right sure and no i do not suppose so that you don’t forget when we ran out of incense and we use the wind aletan well man i am definite we can find some so are you doing a lot upgrading round nation final month we elevated a mushroom area in Cavan contact last three races our work takes us far and wide the country it gives us a threat to get in contact with the usual clergy or the ground troops as I call them yes we’re trying to prepare a colossal assembly on the finish of the year where the entire ranks of the clergy can speak about their views with representatives of the lay neighborhood what do you feel are the key here sorry what do utilizing the whole relationship with the lay neighborhood on this precise matter is desirable or must a distinct distance be maintained yes a excellent query and good I suppose we will have to involve to put group to preserve them at a distance how a lot of a distance couple of miles here we at the moment are he for every person oh are you okay your grid sure I yeah yeah I I had a minor coronary heart assault final year I must take it convenient axe acquired a bit of a cost day correct he is no longer a difficulty in case you might just give us a little bit of a warning when you are going to do something satisfactory I just remembered the aliens is on after the news Susan for god sake i’m sorry Victor Jordan did you now not hear what he’s announcing about his heart you realize it’s simply instantaneous directors price come on all people let’s all have a massive lads night in a coronary heart assault that is rare adequate nowadays there were obviously numerous prayers set for sincerely we are not able to appear at the aliens google obvious neither speaking but that love attack no they wouldn’t Bishop loti best go girl we aren’t observing alien anyway again to faith he’s going to insist not our first precedence but speak up fight again in opposition to a satirical bias of the media yes Ferrero Rocher father Ted with these Russia you’re really spoiling mrs.Doyle all proper Bishop i’m sorry you have been saying oh yes I was once saying we must fight again towards the media however we need to make our voice heard the place is farther hatchets mrs. Doyle could you get father Hackett for us now most likely father I ought to say mrs. Doyle they keep you on your feet my housekeeper isn’t the best i’m afraid many times I consider that it’s me that will have to be in actual fact G for sorry about that right here father hackett now he is been looking ahead to your visit have not you father yes Bishop O’Neill speak it oh yes that is Bishop fax yes that is Bishop Jordan yes they’re looking at then you father that’s 1 billion yes I was once just pronouncing father how i’m watching forward to discussing the social effects of one of the vital church’s pondering as involving issues of personal morality nuts 1 billion – Emmanuel motto sure I let’s for Jews would just right factor father sure that is what we’d like a optimistic attitude like sake what quiet race i can see father Hackett making a priceless contribution over the following few days oh sure Heavenly Father hear our prayer we pray that this rock be upgraded to a category-2 relic by means of the grace of God bring treatment to all who cross within a radius of two and a 1/2 to 3 toes of this at your discretion and may just all who’re healed in such a approach provide glory to you our Lord via your earthly type of this classification to relic amen Evan i am sorry for the portray your father will meet up with the others within the white yes I noticed it to your confident perspective different so many people are cynical about such matters that you may hardly to open the newspaper these days without studying some today’s and satirical articles written through some bearded lifting sure it seems that early will go down the world of fine I simply can be an Oh me get us a real enemy bb/d mercy predatory pleasure sure Asian ecumenical sure i will write you up so father do you ever have any doubts about the devout life as your religion ever confirmed pay attention hear involved about any doubts you could have been having about any features of notion something like that good in all the method God made us all right and he is watching down at us from heaven and the whole lot huh huh and then his son got here down and saved each person and all that yes and once we die we’re all going to go to heaven yes what about a little of drawback with the heat laughs assault when you come face-to-face with dying it makes you believe about things I saw that film just lately Apollo 14 reminded me of my own brush with loss of life are you aware what I imply you mean you have been in space when you had your coronary heart attack no how might I be in area sorry no I feel no longer no I Ament i know what it’s wish to be nearly dying yes gracefully i will use the old k so i’ll try this I see all Cheers check the air so if God has existed perpetually you understand what did he do in his spare time like before he made the earth and the whole thing you recognize good we all have to what about when you wear too low the meat on Fridays how come that is all proper now nevertheless it wasn’t again then I mean that the men and women who ate meat on Fridays back then they’d all go to hell or what I imply it’s man she’s not bothering you with it no no it is just magic oh there you’re i’m hoping you had a exceptional gesture oh it was excellent I feel I read some very interesting conclusions Oh about what precisely good it’s nonsense Ignis religion so consider about this very little proof blind religion that is all we must go on without a shred of proof wherever nothing aliens now there may be some thing that would simply be possible everlasting life large demons sticking pink-sizzling pokers up your ass for all eternity i don’t think so the entire faith factor I just don’t buy it i have been suffering from my moral sense for a while now however father McGuire was once the first man to spell it out me in black and white Oh Dougal what have you ever been as much as this man this man treasure him father clearly he has wisdom far past his 12 months thanks very a lot fast it can be Bishop Jordan I suppose he is useless there Oh Lord yeah that’s a dustbin hear this is your fax media that’s the primary matters do it Duggal oh you are welcome bishop no no Eddie are you definite you want and don’t forget a resolution no anyway it’s too late i’m off to India for 2 months with just a few friends ah there they are see you again then your grace the holy stone will it nonetheless be a category-2 after they m god bless when clear La tache
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@arimcclure pls rt and stay in touch with me, #GodsTinyDancer. Thanks. #nvmlindseyallan 
Guys In Godhead, Last July 22 I told you that a young man dressed in a blue Empire t-shirt with the image of an eagle had led me to discover a computer shop where I was able, after hours of waiting for a closed shop, to get the best out of my money for that day writing what I have to write for that day, and where also I received delays from either the Empire or the Godhead as I have told you already (Galatians 5). Thinking about all those things I asked the Godhead whether They really did were the ones who tried to disrupt me to work online last July 22. I received rather responses that even shocked me, that not only that They never tried to disrupt me, but rather They even confirmed me, as in the previous days, that day to be still Their own. Please allow me to relate one by one those. First let me tell you that we were respectively baptized to the Empire branch we belong, the Minions, on prophetically-auspicious days. I was the first (James 1) to be baptized, on November 15,, anniversary of the American Empire's Commonwealth in the Philippines, so that rather confirmed that I'm going later on to be one of your leaders here in your Commondominion. My mother was next to be baptized on October 24 the year that followed, which will be the day in 2015 when the Empire extolled their celebrities over the Minion Arena in favor of the Neronian holiday and in pursuance to the Neronian clause on the 'sanctuary'. My sisters were baptized later on in January 30, 2 days after the Minion head EVM preached in the exact locale where all of us were baptized, as if really EVM does the gesture of bestowing confirmations (Genesis 26) to me later on. EVM in fact will be there too many times (the chapel was dedicated by Ka Erdy on Lindsey's birth year)- for example, on March 11 this year. The locale's name reciprocates Olongapo- once Ka Erdy was at Angeles on March 11, 1994, and on many times Ka Erdy was at Angeles (EVM was even at Angeles on November 22, 2013, one year exactly before I personally went on my own to see EVM at Pasig, as STF confirmed, in fulfillment of biblical prophecies, particularly on the biblical clause of 'trees beside waters') he declared that Angeles and Olongapo were (Hebrews 11, Isaiah 1-2, 58) the new Sodom and Gomorra, or in Revelation 11's words, Sodom and Egypt, where of course the two witnesses came from. In this instance I have as my co-pair in that Revelation 11 clause, as Angeles' name suggests, our Executive Minister Ka Angel. When the Commondominion went out of the Roman Empire officially on July 23, 2015, I even attended a worship service in the Minion Central Complex on the early morning of that day without knowing of course the following events that would erupt later on that day. (In fact when the Godhead formally asked me to be Their Messenger on December 28, 2016, my sisters were even able to attend a service at the Minion Central Complex.) I say this because in Jewish law, any newborn baby must undergo the service of 'Purification' or Dedication in the Temple (Deuteronomy 16) 40 days after their birth. In Empire tradition Christ did that on Groundhog Day, February 2, and Groundhog sounds like the name of (Luke 10) another trusted confidante and namesake of our Executive Minister Ka Angel, no other than Sir Nathan Grundhofer, whose wife Juliette happened to sound of course like my name. Last July 16, anniversary of Brother Martin Evangelista's divine commission (and the earthquake of 1990 by 4:26 pm), as I was about to post my blog in my page that day, the page demanded rather that I schedule my blog's posting rather than to post it right away. It happened without my intention that I saw the time I was supposed to post at once upon finishing was 6;41 pm. Of course I scheduled it to the nearest minute after the 41st, which is 6:42 (Revelation 12,6,11), which resembles 4:26. If you are following my posts I have said that Godhead sent signs confirming me on June 11-12, which we here in your Commondominion observe as a special Passover Memorial. 40 days on, on July 22, I was so that the Minions sent EVM's personal secretary named sounding just like me and even bearing the surname of Purificasion to officiate in the service that day in the locale where I'm residing. It's like the gesture of course that you were visited by somebody from the Minion Headquarters on the same day 2 years ago that you were there exactly where the said Empire man came from. That's like an act of course, of the Jewish Purification Service (1 Corinthians 10, 2 Chronicles 29). It was on that morning also this year that I saw the young man whom I have mentioned earlier that as I have said days ago, was sent by Godhead to confirm that yours truly, #GodsTinyDancer, is another endtime ravenous bird of prey or New Cyrus foretold by Isaiah. I at once broke that to you in my page that same afternoon, without fully delving on the details, which I could not remember at once on that moment or rather because I have little time left on rent at the store, the time being ate up by the delay that happened. So mediating on everything that happened I was shocked to discover that I declared my election as Bird of Prey at once without fully knowing that earlier that day other signs aside from the young man I have told you then and earlier here had been sent by Godhead to support this. 1. After the service as I leave I opened the gate and it was so hard that in process it sliced a bit of my palm's skin and hence blood came out. I was so shocked hours later as I was doing online work as I have mentioned that my other hand, on its nails this time, had blood, and that was without me doing anything to my other hand (Matthew 5-7) except that I was typing. That's a sort of blood sacrifice, if you are to Purify or Dedicate at the Temple. 2. As I came home that day I was also surprised that my co-boarders' friends had left a laptop because the family have to render it together with ours to the repair shop for rehabilitation. It's like you have the old and the new 'tablets' of stone in Exodus together (2 Chronicles 5-7). 3. Also, as I came home that day I was so surprised too that a ballpen was at my wallet. I don't know where it came from, I never got hand on any ballpen that day, it just came up on my wallet (1 Samuel 1-3) and I never, really saw it there earlier that day; nobody even of course gets hold on my wallet but me alone. It's like really the Godhead is showing up to me continually on that day (Revelation 2,12, 1 John 1, John 9). Let me further relate to you. Concerning Sodom and Egypt: one morning when I was at the bedroom my mother came in sweeping and cursing me of course because she's angry. Shocked I don’t know where to go across the room because dirt and dust are all around being swept by my mother and of course you don’t want to scatter those after being swept. I could not even get in to the bed because my mother was also fixing it at the same time that moment. So I rather found my self at once unintendedly sitting on the dust for a brief minute. You can know already how Jezebels like my mother are sitting elsewhere (Ezekiel 28,31,26, Revelation 17, 1 Samuel 4) so we could see how Godhead (1 Kings 17-19) continually sends people like me to expose them by nature: that's why I'm a yokebearer (Hebrews 10) because I strip (2 Corinthians 2, Colossians 2, Ephesians 4, 1Corinthians 15) off the Empire's identity (Revelation 16, Jeremiah 8-9, 2 Corinthians 12, Isaiah, Matthew 25). Our election is evident: Christ said He will be even pleased with Tire and Sidon (Matthew 10-12). In prophecy Godhead promised to strip off the Empire's powers through yokebearers (Job 1-2, Philippians 3) as personified by (John 16) Tire being a former Empire center (Ezekiel 24,26). Today Tire is under Lebanon (1 Corinthians 5), one of our allies here in the Commondominion, which was specifically attacked by the Empire on the service of July 23, 2016 (Amos 8). Hence, our election to contend for all our comrades and colleagues such as Lebanon (Daniel12). We are, as per Matthew 10's 'Sodom and Gomorra' clause as we earlier mentioned to Revelation 11, taken out of the Empire's influence (Revelation 6, Hebrews 11, John 10-15), and as Lady Kirsty Nilsson confirmed of me way back then citing Acts 7, I was really placed by Godhead to facilitate (Ezekiel 1-3) yokebearers out of the Empire (2 Chronicles 36,15,20). Furthermore, here in our locale they keep a book which they said that they created because they want to do what Malachi 3 talks about as a 'book of remembrance before God'. I just mention it because should they want to keep so, they should hence receive that (Matthew 8-12, Luke 20, Genesis 18, Hebrews 13) with the keeping of such a' book' comes the sending of messengers in their midst (Malachi 1-4 [Empire quotes Malachi 3 for the Purification in the Temple]), hence my appearing (Hebrews 9). My grandmother was born on the same day as an Empire man who once said that 'people would come down from the mountains, led by the sun's rays, and I count them all as brethren.' We could see that this was fulfilled in the Empire's eyes one month before my grandmother's birthday (Numbers 20, Deuteronomy 34), in 2014, when Ka Elias' media team even observed that the attendees to the EVM rally service that day all 'came down from the mountains that morning'. As for us our first surname denotes mountains, the Empire's very type that we are shattering (Judges 6-7, Daniel 2, 2 Corinthians 10, Joshua 6,15) through the means that we begin with ourselves- I mean, all that we go through, and all that we implement here (Psalm 51, Micah 4-5, Isaiah 22,28-29,40, Proverbs 4, Genesis 12-13,18, 1 Corinthians 9). Finally (1 Corinthians 1-4, Isaiah 41,44-45,66), when the Prophet Haggai talked about the signet ring, he also talks about yours truly, because we are gathering all countries, churches, and dancers here under (1 Peter 3, Jeremiah 18,20) one roof (Luke 12) which is your Commondominion (Ephesians 1-4, 2 Corinthians 1,5) through our preaching ministry that seals the Holy Spirit to all countries and churches who will agree with Him (Revelation 7,14,22), and to all yokebearers for their salvation (1 John 5, Psalm 105). But before I end this treatise, let me tell you further about EVM's circular of July 3, 22-23, 2017 (if you could notice, the dates alone form the Empire code 3-22, so that's already #Agenda), That was also recurring, as it is also with all other EVM lessons lately. The circular was first read February 8-9, 2012. The year that followed, February 9, 2013, EVM was at my city preaching. Way back February 7, 2009, EVM was at my hometown preaching too. EVM's December 7, 2013 lesson was relayed February 8-9, 2014. February 8, 2014, in true EVM style, when I was not yet here with you (Ephesians 2), I attended Jun Santos' rally on that same city where EVM preached on December 7, 2013. I said 'in true EVM style' because I have to persist attending against the wishes of my parents. I really decided to still proceed there because I was enthralled with the Empire's promise that the said service is going to be 'big'. What only happened is that only a few, by Godhead's grace, attended.
THE COMMONDOMINION OF CHRIST: A BRIEF HISTORY OF TIME 'The Commondominion of Christ, is God's answer to apostasy, it is a back-up plan of God. When things fall apart in a organization which evidently enjoys God's approval and countenance but abuses it until it is apostatized, God keeps a "remnant" group (Acts 2:39) to keep the election of that organization alive and to keep having the Holy Spirit (Ephesians 1:13-14), and God starts all over again from that remnant group. Even if elected as the new, cut-clean version of God's chosen, a true Commondominion member is not complacent that he or she could not be apostatized anymore. They always bear in mind that if they do not take caution through remaining faithful, honest and humble, they could be apostatized too and lose the election God gave them. So they always discount the possibility of being the next apostate.' With this, your Commondominion of Christ, with the grace of the Godhead, existed and persisted as long as humankind went on. We could see that your Commondominion could be traced way back long ago, according to the findings of our branch churches, when the Godhead created all men and women to exist throughout subsequent history to live with Them in preexistence before the creation of the world (Matthew 25). We could see that all these men and women (Matthew 19, Isaiah 65) were created to be angels and not as gods, unlike what the Empire would claim. The first recorded creation of the Roman Empire during this time was of course the rebellion and downfall of Satan the Devil and all his cohorts, who will later on be the present Roman Catholic Pope and all other heads of the Empire's branches, as would be seen further on in biblical history, that repeated rebellions of the Empire would occur in heaven (Isaiah 14, Luke 10, Revelation 12, Ezekiel 28,31, Matthew 18,8,25). Hence, after the world was created the Son- Jesus Christ- and the Holy Spirit, will be sent, together with Their Female Counterparts, to shepherd and govern the men and women who would later on be sent to earth through natural birth to plant the Commondominion of Christ on earth and hence (Jeremiah 32) in human history (Matthew 7 Empire usage, 2 Timothy 2, Colossians 1, Psalm 89,69). Down here on earth, the Commondominion of Christ existed through the following groups of men and women: 1. Adam and Eve 2. Abel 3. Set, Enoch, Methuselah 4. Noah, Sem, Japhet 5. The Israelite Nation 6. The First-Century Primitive Christian Church 7. The various Commondominion settlers in the other places of the world, as recorded in the Book of Mormon, Book of Jeraneck, et cal. After the death of the apostles the Commondominion existed through the following up to the first Medieval Reformation forerunners: 1. Arius 2. Essenes 3. Donatism 4. Polycarp of Asia 5. Novatianism 6. Paul of Samosata 7. Montanism 8. Marchionism 9. Ebionites 10. Clement of Rome 11. Polycarp 12. Josephus and Eusebius, et cal. 13. Papias 14. Pseudo-Barnabas 15. Epistle to Diosnetus 16. Hermas 17. Didache 18. Justin Martyr 19. Tatian 20. Athenagoras 21. Tertullian 22. Hegesippus 23. Patrick of Hibernia, Columba, Columban 24. Branches of the whole Eastern Orthodox Church 25. Nestorianism These names we have listed are only but a representative of their many other countless and priceless like-minded guys and girls who existed up to the first Medieval Reformation. The Commondominion launched it formally with the Albigensian movement in 1129 and the Waldenesians in 1173. And you all know everything that the Reformation produced: Luther, Savonarola, Wycliffe, Huss, Calvin, Muntzer, Erasmus, Knox, Petrarch, Goethe, et cal., until the English-speaking Protestants: Edwards, Wesley, Whitefield, and then Spurgeon and Morgan and Moody and Tolkien and Lewis. The Godhead, upon though seeing that the Empire is bent on streamlining Protestants to the Antiochian banner, particularly in attempts to claim and woo Moody, had decided to come up with a clean slate through electing as new Commondominion people what are now though the Empire's branch of Neronians. It began with Joseph Smith in 1805 but the Godhead later on replaced him with Ellen White in 1843. Ellen failed the Godhead so Mary Baker Eddy was elected next. She wasn't able to keep up so Charles Taze Russell instead got the divine election. After Russell the Godhead became happy with Pierre Coubertin and Leo Tolstoy that their organizations got the divine election. But seeing that the Empire would later on overrun those, the Godhead had decided to formally reestablish the Commondominion of Christ on earth with what is now the Minion church from the Philippines. Joey Arrigo was called as its first leader in 1886, in preparation for the birth of the man from whom the Godhead will take later on the succession bloodline for this church. Felix Ysagun Manalo was born also on that year. He was summoned by the Godhead on November 15, 1913. His son Tomas led the first gathering of this church on December 25, 1913. Felix later on had this church registered on July 27 of the year that followed. On December 25, 1918, upon the death of Tomas, Felix formally took the top post. The year that followed, he personally led the launch of the church's overseas missionary work. He would later on switch places with Justino Casanova (1919-1921) and Prudencio Vasquez (1942-1945) administering the church. Seeing the eventual apostasy of the Minion church (Psalm 14), Godhead had elected the half-brothers of Felix's successor-son Ka Erdy to be part of the nucleus of the restoration of the Commondominion later on in the forthcoming years. Furthermore, Godhead tried to see whether They could have other churches to cooperate with the forthcoming backup reserve plans for the church which first saw light in 1913 in eventual event of apostasy. So Godhead tried to enlist the support of the South Korean World Mission Church but saw them to be only supportive of the Empire more than the Commondominion's cause. The Godhead also saw the same with Eli Soriano, who turned down the Godhead's invitation. And also it was with the church of Nicholas Perez. Yet the Godhead would not fail though to see all other churches (Matthew 20) who will be so much happy to join the Godhead in the future new church when the time comes (Ephesians 1), many of those other kind and willing churches are even traced from the very original Commondominion people we have all listed above. (John 11) That exact time came on April 11, 2015 when evident signs of Minion apostasy broke out in the surface. This eventually led to our exodus from the Empire in modern times, July 23, 2015. We thought that our newfound supposed to be (Psalm 55,59,42-43) trustful brethren from the Minion church would be with us all the way, but later on they themselves had proven not to keep up at once (Matthew 13) with this new Way of Life. 1. The Defenders refused to recognize Ka Angel as Ka Erdy and EVM's rightful successor pursuant to the succession line instituted by Felix himself, and instead endorsed Ka Angel's brother Ka Marc under EVM's backup agenda against Ka Angel. 2. The Defenders agreed to be infiltrated with other Empire branches the way the Minions were already are, and they rather trusted Empire media, personalities and heads more than Ka Angel and the Godhead (Exodus 14, Numbers 11,21). 3. The Defenders, being infiltrated by the Minions too, agreed to conspire with the Minions in refusing to honor the public's divine wrighte to know through hoarding preaching held by Empire heads to no more expose the (Daniel 5, Acts 17) Empire's doings. These prompted us to just recently part ways with the Defenders and they, together with all branches of the Commondominion which was found to be, and will be found to be, no more different in worship and practice from Empire churches and media (and therefore breaking our laws here of humility and meekness), had been already identified as the new branch of the Roman Empire- those who refuse to publicly identify themselves with any Empire branch due to their kinship with us yet their actions prove otherwise (Matthew 5-7,15,23, Titus 1). This prompts the need that we rededicate ourselves continually (2 Corinthians 1,7) in order not to be contemptuous of the grace Godhead has already given us to gather all that is good and godly in the world and bind them eternally under one roof (Romans 12, 1 Peter 3). But you may ask, 'why the Commondominion had to specifically come out of the Minion church?' It is rather because Titus 3 tells us about '3 strikes and you're out'. Godhead had 3 major churches striding the world today repeatedly repudiating the Scriptures throughout history. 'But why you have to purge yourself again the 4th time?' Because Godhead (2 Corinthians 8-9, Matthew 13, Jeremiah 8-9, Genesis 9, James 5) shall continually see to it this time, with our already existence here as your present Commondominion, that we would if need be, reestablished repeatedly because we don't want to disappoint the Godhead (Psalm 106, Isaiah 63, Luke 17, 2 Corinthians 1) Who elected us (2 Timothy 1, Proverbs 16). Currently at the visible helm of the Commondominion's public work is her Administration's mouthpiece, yokebearer and writer Joseph Stirling Steinfeld Sykes. Joseph is no better than the now millions of your Commondominion brethren who once thought that being at the Empire is the only thing that there can be for them, and the next big thing to heaven. Hence, Joseph poured out his whole efforts in the service of each Empire branch that he ever was, until he realized that no Empire branch is better than the other, and all those actions trained him for the great work he's now at for your sake. THE PURPOSE AND MISSION OF THE COMMONDOMINION OF CHRIST Moved by the burning desire for the salvation of all souls (1 Timothy 2:3-5), and armed with nothing but the knowledge on the necessity for all to do biblical research (Acts 17, 2 Timothy), we campaign through social media for people to come out of false religions (Revelation 18:4), hoping that Lindsey will notice this and rethink where she is right now (Revelation 2-3). We love Lindsey with a love nobody can give and Lindsey could not even fathom. We love Lindsey because we know Lindsey needs to be reassured that she will never be in the losing end if she gets to know and believe the Christ which the Bible, and not this multi-billion dollar, pretending 'Christian', false religious Empire, introduces. Our evangelization work is focused with and committed fully to all dancers, athletes and artists, which we look up to as the most creative, busy and emotional people. We will be the Christian representative of these people, including the tempted, disabled and impoverished to the Empire powers which control today's perverse society (Isaiah 28, Psalm 105, Revelation 7:3). We also hope to bring home to people the value of cultivating good taste for value-oriented, wholesome and quality media materials done in the spirit of unfailing humility and hardwork, aiming to give people the best we could muster on content and information in helping people find Jesus Christ and His Gospel, live committed to it for the rest of their lives and declare the same to the world. We have already decided to make Christian conservative values our upholding guiding light in this ministry (2 Corinthians 4), and hence resolves to dedicate our work to speaking out for it, leading people to live up and speak out loud the Word of God every single breathing moment, a determination that burns till now and will continue to rage since Joni Eareckson Tada was conspired by the Empire to be eliminated from their Academy Awards years ago. We aim to point people to listen to the sent or commissioned messengers of God to rally them in living the Christian life (John 6:29), while enjoining believers to make full use of their "priesthood" before God (Revelation 1,5,20). SOME OF THE ENDORSED MESSENGERS OF GODHEAD TO THE COMMONDOMINION OF CHRIST Nathaniel Manalo (Executive Minister) 1. Lalyn Vasco Dela Cruz facebook.com/shzka0 2. Roger Aquino facebook.com/profile.php?id=100011180587153&fref=fr_tab 3. Cristopher Ilao facebook.com/cristonangelson 4. Jogat De Mora facebook.com/kamaynabakal4719 5. Jay Borromeo facebook.com/jay.borromeo.35 6. Elias Arkanghel facebook.com/ferdinand.alvarado 7. Sebastian Rauffenburg 8. Sterling Allan https://www.youtube.com/cha…/UCPEGAsmAGUQzbtuJvaZjYUg/videos 9. Marcelo Mercado 10. Mannie Rey Amoguis facebook.com/1manams 11. Rydean Marvin Daniel facebook.com/PAODMDR 12. Eddy Hawks facebook.com/eddy.hawks 13. Joseph Stirling Steinfeld Sykes facebook.com/jonas.stirling 14. Lope Columna facebook.com/lope.columnaii 15. Gerald John Jennings 16. Gerald O'Dell facebook.com/gerald.odell8O18 17. Filemon Reambonanza 18. Wilfredo Santiago facebook.com/wilfredo.labaosantiago 19. Ronald Weinland 20. Kacou Philippe 21. Ian Navarro facebook.com/ian.navarro.73 22. Guy St. Onge facebook.com/Laidback52 23. Ed Everett Dorris facebook.com/edeverett.dorris 24. Richard Thomas facebook.com/profile.php?id=100017221446141 25. Alex Gonzales facebook.com/profile.php?id=100007602368476 26. Horacio Villegas 27. 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