#itd be On Sight!

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

I feel like Howdy would be the type to go to the dollar store to save money then complain when something is like $1.99

i second this....

#he also seems like the type to have the funds to shop regularly at like. idk whole foods and H&M #but he exclusively thrifts and goes to dollar tree & the 99 cent store and shit #i know this man's coupon game is Insane #probably has a whole extra wallet purely for coupons and gift cards.... #in the checkout line the store winds up owing Him money #rambles from the bog #further solidifying that if howdy pillar was a real person id fuckin hate him lmao #itd be On Sight! #wait lmao #howdy would get seriously injured #and while everyone is freaking out / calling 911 #howdy has a calculator out typing up the cost of an ambulance ride / hospital bills / insurance #he pauses looking at the total. #then starts calculating funerary costs #they get sick of waiting for an ambulance and just shove him in the car #sally leans over to see that howdy is googling cremation urns based on price #IM SORRY THIS IS INSANELY FUNNY TO ME #im sitting here at my laptop snickering like an idiot #sally just smacks the phone out of his hands....

[oifaaa]

Bridgerton is one of my comfort shows mostly bc I think its so funny that the Bridgerton family is just the worst they're all deeply unlikeable insufferable people and watching each of them find love despite how utterly horrible they all are gives me hope

#im rewarching the show rn and GOD #daphine if i met you irl itd be on SIGHT #the man told you #he couldn’t give you children #so if you married #you wouldn't get children #and you were like fine unhappy but you love him #the second you found out it was a person's choice you do that to him #no nope no #also i just found out that gregory names all his children after his siblings #which i am choosing to believe means #the whole bridgerton family is wiped out in the great fire of london #leaving Gregory the soul surviver #do not correct me if im wrong #this is what im choosing to believe

[yb-cringe]

no cause cellbit is so real i would also immediately offer to kiss a man in eyeliner

#itd be IMMEDIATE. shit is ON SIGHT #tsa 2024 #the streamer awards

[alienssstufff]

ANALYSING Q!SLIME'S FINAL BIRTHDAY GIFT [12/08/2023]

With the addition of the underground railway within the mines of q!Slime's Eggxile base, the choices on the birthday build (from the lead-up, the threshold, to the house itself) adds so much on to q!Slime's character as well as gives hints on the bigger picture of the Federation and the new wave of codes.

Prior to today's Birthday stream, the two significant builds in Eggxile are the Altar to Lil J and the Basement - two builds that represent q!Slime's religious devotion and his familial devotion respectively. I did an analysis comparing the two in another post HERE as a Part 1 - big recommend to read through that one before this one when you can!

This time I'll be going into detail specifically about the underground railway and how it represents q!Slime's 'devotion' to the island itself and the Federation.

long rambling ahead be careful [EXPLANATION UNDERCUT]

PREVIOUS KNOWLEDGE: Quick SparkNotes summary about Slime's way of building:

Slime's builds are simplistic, symmetrical layouts (preferably circular)

Comprised of mostly local, easy to obtain/manufacture materials

A lot of flora interior

NO security, little-to-no input from the Create-mod

These characteristics were derived from the similarities between Slime's existing builds of the Altar and the Basement. The uncanniness of the Birthday Build is that it is an extension NOT built by Slime, but instead is the Federation's attempt to imitate his style and forcibly insert itself into his life.

We can presume that this is the Federation's doing and by extension JuanaFlippa's current identity by the context clues during the scavenger hunt. The main giveaway being the location of the START placed at the QSMP Dinner Hall: the first sightings of the Egg Codes and the location of Gegg's assassination. The detail of the FIRST CLUE as well being Slime's train ticket to the island supports this theory in assumption that it was the Federation that both brought the original 17 residence to the island and is currently withholding the tickets themselves.

The scavenger hunt goes as planned, all in all directing Slime back to his Eggxile base. (Note the poster being placed IN FRONT of the school's only exit)

THRESHOLD BETWEEN THIS WORLD AND THE NEXT: Not much of Slime's actual base is touched in the scavenger hunt other than the nook in the Basement Slime had originally designed to be JuanaFlippa's area. Here it is decorated with the carpet, two chairs, and two presents. Everything before that (lamps including) was made by Slime.

After Slime collects what he believes is the last of the presents the lamps in the Basement are progressively removed directing him to the only other light in room being the black wool platform and chest. These lamps were destroyed NOT turned off. The contents of the chest read as follows:

Hostile architecture is defined as a design strategy to purposefully guide or restrict movement (targeting mostly the homeless. it sucks). And by limiting Slime's vision here is the first of many examples of the Federation restricting Slime's movement as the path progressively becomes more and more forced.

From here to the mine entrance Slime is still given a physical choice whether or not to follow the light. This is the Federation's way in giving Slime the illusion of free choice. 'You chose to follow the light' 'You chose to break that wall in the mines' 'You chose to activate the train carriage'

The train carriage and its small, difficult to move around, interior being the last direct choice Slime makes. It locks him inside and sends him on a trip that goes no where but down, deeper into the mines.

It's worth noting that originally these mines originally belong to Slime. He made this entrance and he was able to freely explore any part of these caves. What the train carriage does is give Slime a strict path to follow and a very limited window to look through - no straying from the path here. Look only where the Federation tells you to.

Given the connection between codes and trains, symbolically this can also represent Slime's gradual spiral (the shape of the tracks) into hell - the madness that is the island led on by the Federation.

JUANAFLIPPA'S HOUSE: The road ends at a small house at the very bottom of the lush caves. It's a nice house! Supposedly trying to replicate the arched partition walls in the Basement... But not quite perfectly imitating his style of build. The giveaways being its asymmetry and the choice of materials: a variety of different wood types, most NOT local to Eggxile (also the fake house just looks prettier wwww)

Here's the two houses for comparison (Slime's house is an 8x8 block square)

Stylistically, the vibe of this house given the location and purpose remind me of that one Cold War bunker in Las Vegas. An underground mansion designed to look like the outside world - a secluded, controlled paradise for a family to live in.

The confirmation that the underground house being a facade becomes clearer the deeper Slime explores the inside.

Normal interior. Normal kitchen. Normal table: 4 chairs (like the outside bonfire), 3 mugs (Slime, Mariana, Juanaflippa). Shelves like Slime's old house in Sacapuntas. A passageway in the wall leading to Juanaflippa's room.

All these things portraying the life Slimeriana and Juanaflippa could have lived. A happy family tucked under from all the dangers of the outside, far far away from the world. Until you look deeper into the cracks only to find out it was all fake, there is nothing back there. A mockery in disguise of a gift.

THE FEDERATION AND SLIME: Prior to the birthday stream with the assassination of Gegg, Slime had initially come to terms that Juanaflippa was well and truly dead and had told ElQuackity (a member of the Federation) that he no longer had any attachments to the island, and because of that would try to be himself. The Federation responded to this twice: the first being ElQuackity offering a position to work with them and ElQuackity win the Elections (this fails as ElQuackity is assassinated by q!BBH); the second being this birthday stream.

So far the Federation has not destroyed anything Slime has built but instead added on top of it. These decisions both give Slime a reason to stay on the island whilst pushing him to do things aligned with the Federation's goals shown by the gifts he gets in the scavenger hunt (Ghillie suit, landmines, grappling hook, dark metal ingots).

Interestingly the 2nd prize during the scavenger hunt is quite literally called the CHARLIE Flag and is the nautical symbol for YES. While the purpose of this flag is for whatever mission the Federation is about to send Slime on, this is also metaphorical as the only response Slime can give right now is YES.

Additionally the flag metaphor could be applied on the controls at the beginning of the tracks: Red flag both socially and in Nautical terms (BRAVO) meaning danger/carrying dangerous cargo.

These are literal red flags in the world in the architecture that are warnings to Slime that once he 'agrees' to these terms and conditions, life for him will only get more dangerous with no way in turning back. Deliberate decisions made by the Federation in guise of Slime's actions and the places he's impacted in the world.

In the end, Slime is a product of the early QSMP and how its history shapes a person and is represented physically by the builds he makes. By the interference of the new tech and prettier structures, the Federation overwrites Slime's creations against his will, creating a world unfamiliar to him - blending what is the truth of the past with the new, augmented present. In another context, change like this can be a good thing - but in this circumstance presents itself as an invasive decision into Slime's private life. This is the Federation forcibly applying itself as one of Slime's priorities in sacrifice of rewriting everything Slime has gone through.

#stufff rambles #long post #slimecicle #qsmp #qsmpblr #qsmp analysis #qsmp spoilers #wish I could add more research on more cultural/historic symbolism tho this what comes to mind at the moment #Something else I wanted to add (idk where itd go) being Slime's healing arc sharing similarities w/ the Orpheus and Eurydice story #He keeps going to the end holding onto hope until the very end where he turns around to lose everything and damning everyone #this story visually being when Slime tries to run after Juanaflippa suddenly losing sight of her

[clonerightsenthusiast]

theresa parker has to know about the clones, right? like, even if peter never told her outright she probably found out about them some way.

on the other hand there is no way in hell ben and kaine know about theresa. they could only have found out through peter and the probability of him remembering to tell them is like. zero.

anyways kaine and theresa should break into peter's apartment at the same time i think itd be REALLY funny

#spider-man #theresa parker #kaine parker #can you imagine. i have to assume itd be on sight for both of them.

[lavenoon]

@naffeclipse after Ch19 :')

#post let luce #naffeclipse #cryptid sightings #my art #is this. is this spoilers #bc naff already said itd be pain but. yknow what just to be safe #cryptid sightings spoilers #god i am so normal #total lie of course but yknow #i need to sit and just process this was A *LOT* #a good lot!! painful lot. but good lot!! #now i will recede back into incoherent screaming okay thank you for your time

[trobbio-silksong]

Having random human in hallownest thoughts again but uhhhhh

What if. Like pre hallownest times, giant human, giant wyrm, giant root. Just, traveling

#i dont think it would have any sort of plot i just think itd be neat #also the human can hold wyrm!pk and giant root god!wl of course #so they just travel. and see the sights. and maybe talk abt philosophy or whatever #hollow knight #pale king hollow knight #the white lady #white lady hollow knight #nighty chatter #human in hollow nest #human in hallow nest

[amrtiamat]

laughed myself to tears making this after my best friend sent me the blank

#sword art online #qposting #if he kicked her though itd be on sight violence though sorry

[waitwithwaluigi]

Defence attorney Klavier should send people to the music dimension, just like how Miles sends people to the chess one

#defence attorney klavier gavin #klavier gavin #ace attorney #miles edgeworth #miles edgeworth investigations #chess dimension #get sent to the music dimension idiot #if it was real itd probably look like the in-game sound/mix board but thats boring #or smth closer to Athena's mechanics #but I still want music dimension #does that mean Simon's mechanics is sight???? #like idk seeing thru the taka's eyes

[mikkouille]

hi bestie I had to go fetch my wallet for this n couldn't find the card so I must have misplaced it :((((((((((( nooooo where is it :((((( but I'll find the PSD later, and since it's a pair card with another one I made which!! I did find, until then have the replacement Devil of Savings, much less hieffort edit but very potent.

#its him on both given at least half my impulse spendings pertain to his fursona's merch. #my bank doesnt do custom card images which makes me so sad cuz id so put that on it fr fr #itd be a deterent for id have to beat the stare contest first and i fear thats out of my ability as an eye avoider #the other tho was much more high effort so im hoping im judt stupid since its late as jell n cant see it in plain sight #like i worked so hard on it editing a girlies face onyo a painting n added some lil framing like those church things ya know #having two the goal was that in case of impulse spending hits in the wild i could pull them both out shuffle pick one n itd tell me #wether or not to buy

[skitskatdacat63]

I want to go to sleep but there is a centipede that had been stock still above my bed for literally like 4 hours, what is he planning....

#god i fucking hate when i get up and turn on my lights #and i look over and there's a bug in a very precarious location #like: HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN THERE #i HATE it when theyre still. bcs like if theyre wandering around yeah its disgusting + #but theyll probably just go somewhere out of sight and out of mind #but when theyre inconceivably still its so worrying #like when i lay down are you going to fall on top of me???? #i literally left and sat downstairs for like 2 hours hoping itd be gone #but .... nope :) #and its a fucking big one too #WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE!? ITS COLD AND DRY OUT YOU SHOULD BE DEAD #why and when and where do they spawn i dont understand #catie.rambling.txt

[lalnawiki]

I have a few fics I wanna, post but I'm also fear? idk if it's worth it!!

#lalna.txt #idk i have some good angsty stuff written i think but i feel itd be taken badly #but also theres not enough xephna shit out there and i wanna fix that #even tho the stuff ive written isnt fluff #like one fic i have was experimentation of lalna waking up midst coming out the vat #so its like mostly senses not sight #i think its interesting but idk! #im going off lol #not yogscast #also a fic of lalna interacting with israphel who is posessing xephos #but idk! i dont wanna make ppl uncomfy

[dogboots]

blog that makes me happy vs nobody will ever take me seriously here as long as I post the way I do

#mousetalk #im aware that a lot of my biggest interests are for children. thats why this main blog looks like a seven year old designed everything #im also aware of how silly i tend to look to anybody who isnt myself. 'adult who likes things for children“ isnt really something you Want #to be known as because this makes you look stupid to folks who do not have or understand the childish stuff #which is pretty understandable. i do look silly taking cartoon dogs seriously and being converned over toy rabbits feelings and whatnot #im not so oblivous as to pretend that i dont lol #i just wish i could enjoy these things and still be taken seriously! im not angry at people for deciding they wont or deciding they dont #like me or deciding im some sort of strange freak who will never grow up. its valid when you consider the everything else about me. #just wish it didnt have to mean that any and all footholds i have in adult spaces werent null and void you know #itd be nice if the two things could coexist. #im really only rambling in the tags like this because having this childish blog as my main ends with me being blocked a Lot #which again! im not mad about! people can choose to interact with who they like and form whatever opinions they want #im just a little sad is all. i have plenty of (mature even!) interests outside of things like stickers or stuffed animals but i cant really #interact with these things here without somebody inevitably looking my way and going oh. another immature person. goodbye #or just assuming that im a child trying to wiggle my way into adult spaces by claiming i am one. according to 1 ask i recieved a while back #i dont know. this really isnt much of a complaint is it. 'people dont take my stuffed animals seriously' is about as stupid of a problem as #it gets haha #maybe someday ill suck it up and rebrand and stop talking about baby animals on my main blog #so i could finally follow a blog for something like a horror game franchise without being blocked on sight #or greeted reluctantly and with an eyeroll haha #TLDR; if this blog stops being happy funtimes it is nobodys fault but my own for being spineless about my own interests lol #i doubt anybody is reading this wall of text (hello if you are) but dont take anything i said in here personally #enjoy what you want to enjoy. dont let me or anybody else dictate that when your life on earth is so short #this is more just me with my own trivial issues that dont matter in the grand scheme of things #okay goodnight everybody thats it for the time being

[crystalmagpie447]

ohmygosh

EXPLODES

i think

KOAIJSHUGFRTGEHSW DUDE IM SO FULL OF IDEAS AND MOTIVATION RN i HEHEHHAHHA writing motivation tho

for ocs

#im so happy #jumps up and down #i havent been able to think about anything for them for a while #WOOHOOO #rambled random #dont mind me #itd be #kinda inspired by crytpid sightings tho #hmm #arhjoksjwiefkds

[arolesbianism]

Thinking abt my dst swap au again it's so messed up that I can't just talk about hypothetical character kits 24/7 and actually have to make a plot that some characters are more or less relevant in because all I wanna do is talk about Wilba and Wortox kits cause they're silly goofy goobers

#rat rambles #starve posting #they are swapped with eachother btw #wilba's kit is much Much more krampus themed than wortox (which is a low bar since he had no krampus stuff but still dhdndgd) #basically her whole kit is built around her being klaus's daughter #she is completely immune to the negative effects of a hight naughty meter and gets a free present each winter as her passives #and she has her own crafting station which is her lil tinkerers table where she can craft some festive themed items and deer stuff #she can have up to two gem infused deer followers at a time and other deer dont run from her #I do think itd be kind of fun to give her an enraged form too to mirror her werepig form in canon but idk it might be a bit much #also when she does fight klaus the amount of krampus summoned mid fight increases based on her highest amount of naughty points that year #the main reason this matters is that due to her being spoiled by her dad she cant rly do krampus farming by herself #but this is somewhat balanced by the fact that once she gets one she can tinker with it at her crafting station and unlock a recipe #so this both acts as her dad punishing her for fighting him and as a way to make it a smidge easier to get that initial krampus sack #as for wortox hes kind of two characters built into one #but both are simpler since hes now a og ds dlc character (although tbf current in game wortox is even simpler but thats due to change) #theres normal piggy wortox who has fun criminal gimics and during the aporkalypse he gets sorta possesed ~oooo~ #outside of the aporkalypse hes attacked on sight by guards but passively has the theiving hat effect and it can further stack with the hat #he also can craft a lock picker to break into shops at night and a thieves sack which is like a krampus sack but held in the hand slot #he also wont be stolen from by other theives and can in fact trade with them for thieves stash maps #during the aporkalypse most enemies will become passive towards him and if he kills the he becomes the total ruller of all pigs #he can extort shops for whatever resources he wants and can kill or steal from whoever #but he has a pretty constant heavy negative sanity drain and lower max stats in general #also the chaos herald is still a potential issue although it wont immediately agro onto wortox #oh but if the aporkalyse is ended then his kingly status is revoked as the being that is seen as the ruler is no longer possesing wortox #I just thought that it was odd that no one in the hamlet dlc was given any aporkalypse related gimmics considering its so easy to ignore #I think itd be fun to have a character that incentivices engaging with it more even if its a risk to do so

[fyushia]

Mannnn I just love Heizou sm its kinda driving me insane😕🤒

#hes sooo #rrrrrrrrr #very barkable to look at #have you seen him #hes so stareable but at the same time id faint the moment I catch sight of hi. #no because i lowkey wish i was the stick hes bringing around/holding during his idle animation #if i was a criminal and i was caught by him id be willingly do the stupid decision of trying to use violemce against him #just so he can kick me in the stomach and all that #ykwim?? #itd be so worth it i wouldnt care if it hurts so much i cough up blood #i just want him to use violence on me as well as a form of selfe defense is all #nyways thats pretty much all #i think #idjajs thanks for coming to ted talk guys bye #also you shouldnt really have read this #lmaoaoaoao