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pstelwitchcraft · 1 year

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Critical Role - C3E52 (before break)

Its so weird to have just 4 people on the table I'm squirming

Poor Imogen just keeps taking L's man my girl can't catch a break

That little "please be okay" 🥺

Very worried about both imogen and laudna whenever they're separated but I guess that's precisely the point

And these are some damn good combinations

Already miss orym, ashton and laudna tho :(

I have a feeling the leylines are going haywire right now and that's why magic can't travel long distances

And/Or they're in the Shadowfell and it's hard for it to go to a different realm right now

Not even Dorian??? Yep, it's the leylines

I LOVE shoebills! Google their call, it sounds like a machine gun

Why do they keep getting attacked by subterranean monsters?? I swear it's a pattern at this point

Oooooo we're in a pretty snowy battlescape i love getting to fight in Santa's backyard

I love ashley's surprised little "ooooh! Oooh!" everytime she has to go

Yesss dominate beast!

Love how they always think matt's abominations are cute, i get it, it IS kinda cute

Damnit i thought we could get a pet :(

NO FCG! No, don't- don't do it- FUCK WHY

42 POINTS OF DAMAGE?? WHAT IN THE NAME OF-

Ya'll what if half the party TPKs. What then?

Imogen continues to be the hottest, like yes babe blow. Shit. Up

Yesssssss we have guests!!

It's Christian and Aabria!!!!!!!!

It's so cute all of them hugging 🥺🥺

Does this mean we're officially not gonna see the others until April??? Kinda sad I'm not gonna lie but I get it

These are COOL FUCKING CHARACTERS

Buff automaton 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

Nick Jonas spiritual weapon 🤣🤣🤣

The hottest legendary mage ever you heard it first here folks

Aabria is always so fun she's my girl too

I always get lost staring longingly at her tho

She's just so prettyyy

EXU was a doozy for my gay self with all the pretty makeup she had as a DM

It's going to be so fun to see FCG finally meet another automaton

Why do i get a feeling he's gonna be horny towards this buff robot? It's something in his eyes, he's plotting some bullshit

AAAAAND my girl fearne gets the hdywtdt

"Oooh, hello!"

I love her sm obliterate him queen

Old lover??? I love Deanna already 😍

Fcg and this robit rn:

Omg fcg is such a little shit stirrer

Fearne is gonna end up banging the new gnome isn't she

I feel like she's gonna bang the gnome

Oh it's been HUNDREDS of years??? I keep forgetting Chet is OLD old

I'm getting worried yall

The gods are being affected by this already?? A day ago??? I'm scareeed

I hate/love that flesh tongue is now canon, sams bullshit always gets carried away from even him i swear

The robot is a flirt 🤣🤣

The energy at the table right now is WILD

Not the HAT 😂😂😂 I am BAwLInG why is aabria so good at being a petty scorned lover 🤣🤣

Awn poor deanna 😞

This is gonna be awesome we now have this character that has been so close to divinity and can show them so much abt the perspective of life and death

Love the backstory dump

Feel like im walking around the hub in a videogame asking every NPC a 1000 questions

Oh my god this robot is so sweet 🥺🥺 i love him

Also VERY obviously sentient and emotional I'm SO interested to understand more abt the great awakening of the bots

Like, why would it happen? Who or what did this??

Oooooh that's what frida means??

I'm SO curious to know what FCG rrally means if anything

Love the cadence Christian gave this robot, i feel like the movements and voice are pretty monotone but not so much that it even feels robotic?? But it's still like something A.I would probably create? Like google translate voice but better.

Also I ship f.r.i.d.a and deanna a lot btw

Chet is going through it right now and honestly i feel like he deserves it 😂

FCG is such a little toddler trying to understand like and it never fails to be both adorable and terrifying

A killer robot with an existential crisis just does not feel good to me fellas

Love the confusing time frames at weekly d&d tables we really could be doing this for a month or a year we have no clue

Yall i'm nervousss there's GOTTA be another shoe about to drop

Like there HAS to be, right? It can't all be alright?? We saw shit blow up, we saw the key go off, so what happened?!

What do you mean imogen's scars are turning red???

#critical role #cr spoilers #cr3 #critical role spoilers #bells hells #critical role c3 #clara watches cr3

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gargalesthesia · 4 years

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3am angsty kiribaku headcanons

cause fuck you thats why im sleep deprived and thought of this so we’re writing it and editing it in the morning (under the cut)

okay lets start with the natural:

-bakugou is deaf or hoh

-because thats the side affect of his quirk and ooh bitch does he hate it

-because he HATES having those ‘weird fucking box thingies onmy ears’ cause its just proof that bakugou fucking katsuki has a weakness

-according to him, the only good thing about it is that when he doesnt wanna deal with bullshit or starts having a sensory overload he can just plop out his hearing aids and BOOM bullshit over or immediate calming silence so yes hearing aids!bakugou

-also he has PTSD (post traumatic stress disorder) because have you SEEN the shit that this boy has been through

-lemme remind y’all that he’s only 15

-fucking 15

-and he got 1. kidnapped 2. stuck in an emotionally/physically abusive household 3. has a superiority complex due to no adult ever telling him no before or knocking him down a peg 4. basically got pushed aside by his idol and was ignored by him 5. told he could be a perfect villain when all he wanted to do was be a hero 6. forced into a war that should have been handled by now by pro heroes (next arc, between the league of villains and the hero society)

- people automatically think his favourite teacher was all might since he’s admired him so much but since all might basically ignored him the whole school year he just doesnt think he’s all that great anymore

-but when he’s asked which one of his teachers was his favourite he responds with “present mic and eraserhead” which leaves the asker in shock

-i cant continue or else this’ll be longer than it needs to and we need to get onto kirishima

-quick thing: panic attacks are a regular thing at night for bakugou and his quirk goes haywire ALL. THE. TIME.

-he also bonds with present mic since their quirks make them both go deaf/hoh and present mic teaches him jsl

-and aizawa is basically his dad along with yamada

-they basically adopted him already its just that mitsuki’s a bitch

-OKAY OKAY ILLS TOP I JUST LOVE BAKUGOU SO MUCH OKAY

-ONTO KIRISHIMA

-so kirishima has an INFERIORITY COMPLEX

-and anxiety

-and paranoia

-yes okay kirishima has an inferiority complex, paranoia, anxiety, and depression

-which is hard enough as it is

-but then when he sees bakugou kirishima’s self esteem just gets knocked down over and over and i think thats what draws him to bakugou

-because bakugou’s so strong willed and just generally strong

-and kirishima thinks he’s not good enough

-so he’s hanging out with bakugou even if it breaks his heart that he can never be that good

-because he thinks thats a punishment for him

-BUT THEN

-bakugou shouts “WE’RE EQUALS AREN’T WE SHITTY HAIR????”

-and kirishima just

-”holy shit we’re equals”

-and his self esteem gets boosted even for a little while

-they go to therapy sessions together because they’re each others moral support AHEM I MEAN WHAT

-kirishima literally LOVES crimson riot but can never imagine to live up to the title but bakugou always smacks him on the head when he talks about it

-kiribaku doesnt get together until mid second year

-kirishima wakes up to crackling through the walls

-bet y’all can guess who it is

-hell yeah its bakugou waking up

-he’s having a particularly bad nightmare so kirishima just

-starts playing “nothing” by bruno major and makes sure its quiet enough so that shouji cant hear but loud enough that bakugou can

-and slowly the crackles dissipate

-and he leaves the song on to play the rest of the night and they both sleep easy that night

-soon enough kiri assembles a WHOLE FUCKING PLAYLIST of soft and calming songs AHEM LOVE SONGS AHEM for when he hears bakugou wake up or when he needs it after the fight with rappa

-so when bakugou just one night slams kiris door open on a particularly horrible nightmare on kiris part

-he was silently crying so bakugou wouldnt hear but ofc he did

-he climbs into bed with kirishima, no hesitation, and starts playing the damn playlist

-”youre fucking unbreakable, kirishima.”

-and kirishima just MELTS

-and starts sobbing into bakugous arms

-and they end up cuddling and shit

-and in the morning its the weekend so they talk over their feelings and shit

-and shit

-fuck

-but nvm

-they get together but nothings really different lmao-

-its just different in the sense that bakugou can now kiss kirishimaand vice versa

-its not perfect

-but

-it just feels

-perfect in their own little ways

-like the way bakugou lands little kisses on kirishimas nape everytime they cuddle

-or when kirishima kisses bakugous hearing aids and it makes bakugou feel so much better about them

-also when they stay up playing animal crossing

-kissing just for the sake of kissing

-lazy morning kisses where both of them are too lazy to get up but they wanna make out but theyre too fucking tired

-or when they say i love you for the first time

-so

-they think its perfect for them

-and really

-thats all that matters

-and they live mostly happily ever after

-well until i decide to write post canon headcanons which is way too angsty for me to be thinking abt rn

-good luck future me

-ALSO ONCE THEYRE OVERAGE

-top kirishima no doubt

-OKAY BYE

#kiribaku #bakushima #bakukiri #kirishime eijirou #bakugou katsuki #bnha #mha #kiribaku headcanons #boku no hero #boku no hero academia #my hero #my hero academia

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