#its the size of the wallnut except WAY SMALLER

[painfullyconfused]

#*shakes this like a bag full of dog treats* #COME GET IT #i’ve come to make an announcement #shadow the hedgehog is a bitchass motherfucker #he pissed on my fucking wife #thats right #he took his fucking hedgehog quilly dick out and pissed on my FUCKING WIFE #and he said his dick was T H I S B I G #and i said thats disgusting #so im making a callout post on my twitter.com #shadow the hedgehog #you gotta small dick #its the size of the wallnut except WAY SMALLER #and guess what heres what my fucking dong looks like #*blows up a space rock* #thats right baby #ALL POINTS #NO QUILLS #NO PILLOWS #look at that #it looks like two balls and a bong #he fucked my wife so guess what IM GONNA FUCK THE EARTH #THATS RIGHT #this is what u get #my SUPER LAZOR PISS #except im not gonna piss on the earth #im gonna go higher #im pissing on the MOON #HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA?? #i pissed on the moon u IDOIT

[trollocs-ooc]

Every so often i feel the need to crush Twelve like a bug. Unfortunately this will never happen

#Whyyy are all of my worst ocs untouchable in the stories. Oh yeah because they fuckin suck and people who suck often get no punishments auuu #B!eleven and all versions of twelve youre all bitchass mfs you have a small dick its the size of this wallnut except way smaller- #Imagine the rest of the eggman rant im not tyoiutng all that #talk

[lost-sheep-wandering]

Teen Dakota: I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT RED LEADER IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER HE TOOK AWAY MY FUCKING COMPUTER, THAT'S RIGHT HE TOOK HIS SHITTY ASS ROBOT ARM OUT AND HE TOOK AWAY MY FUCKING COMPUTER AND HE SAID HIS ARM WAS " t h i s b i g " AND I SAID THAT'S DISGUSTING, SO IM MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER.COM RED LEADER YOU GOT A SMALL DICK ITS THE SIZE OF THIS WALLNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER AND GUESS WHAT HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE! *b o o m* THAT'S RIGHT BABY, ALL POINTS, NO UPGRADES, NO SHITTY ASS ROBOT ARM, LOOK AT THAT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG. HE TOOK AWAY MY COMPUTER SO GUESS WHAT IM GONNA TAKE AWAY THE EARTH THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET MY SUPER LASER PISS. EXCEPT IM NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH IM GONNA GO HIGHER, IM PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT QUEEN ELIZABETH I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU BITCH!!! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS D R O P L E T S HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO!

I...hope you didn't type all that out

#sheep speak #asks

[mr-3rr0r]

Based off of this and this

Future Edd: I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TORD LARKSON IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE, THAT'S RIGHT HE TOOK HIS NORWEGIAN FUCKING COMMUNIST DICK OUT AND HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS " t h i s b i g " AND I SAID THAT'S DISGUSTING, SO IM MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER.COM TORD LARKSON YOU GOT A SMALL DICK ITS THE SIZE OF A WALLNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER AND GUESS WHAT HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE! *b o o m* THAT'S RIGHT BABY, ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS, LOOK AT THAT LOOKS LIKE TWO COLA CANS AND A BONG. HE FUCKED MY WIFE SO GUESS WHAT IM GONNA FUCK THE EARTH THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET MY SUPER LASER PISS EXCEPT IM NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH IM GONNA GO HIGHER, IM PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!!! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS D R O P L E T S HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO!

Bonus under the cut:

Future edd: Oh God....ugh....what the fuck happened last night??

Future matt: You pissed on the moon, Edd.

Future Tom: We're really worried about you. This is an intervention. We're here to help you.

Future edd: What are you talking about? I didn't piss on the moon.

Future matt: You pissed on the moon, look at the moon it's in half now from how hard you pissed on it. I'm telling you this has been a problem for a long time.

Future edd: I didn't do anything I just woke up an-

Future Tom: You did you pissed on it.

Future matt: Listen we're doing this because we care about you and your wife.

Future Tom: Yeah, you pissed on it and then you cursed out Obama, it was really bizarre.

Future Edd:.......Obama is a strong figure to america I would never say such a thing! No way! I'm gonna log into my twitter.

Future Tom: It's right here in the news.

Future Edd: What the fuck!? WHY DOES LAUREL HAVE ALL THE FUCKING WEED!? Why does she have the weed!? Why is my body doing this thing!? I'm like a puppet on a string! *Weird ass noise* You see that? Look at that! I put the thing, bad then I pull it out, and then I (grunt) pull it out again, and then I look at you and I'm like (deeper grunt).

Future Edd: Okay I'm gonna log on to twitter, and I'm gonna..... I'ma see what's up. Okay everybody shut up, shut up, shut up. Shut up. Shut up! Shut up! SHUT UP!

Future Tom: None of us were even talking edd.

Future matt: I can't believe he came to his own intervention drunk.

#eggman pissed on the moon #eggman's announcement #eddsworld #ew future edd #ew tom #ew edd #ew matt #ew future matt #ew future tom #eggmans announcement

[dunkingtruth]

CALLOUT POST FOR @dr-robotfucker

I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT

DOC YOU'RE A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER

YOU KINNED A GODDAMN PSYCHOPATH

THAT'S RIGHT

THEY TOOK THEIR STINKY BRAIN OUT

AND THEY KINNED TFI MEGATRON

AND THEY SAID THEIR KIN LIST WAS

T H I S B I G

AND I SAID THAT'S DISGUSTING

SO IM MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON TUMBLR DOT COM

DOC

TFI MEGS HAS A SMALL BRAIN

ITS THE SIZE OF THIS WALLNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER

AND GUESS WHAT

HERE'S WHAT YOUR BRAIN LOOKS LIKE

BSSSHHHWWWWW

THAT'S RIGHT BABY, ALL BIG, ALL WRINKLY, LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BRAINS PUT TOGETHER

YOU KINNED TFI MEGS SO GUESS WHAT IM GONNA KIN YOU

THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET

MY SUPER LAZER KIN

EXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA KIN YOU

I'M GONNA GO HIGHER

I'M KINNING MYSEEEEEELLLFF

HOW DO YA LIKE THAT DOC?! I KINNED MYSELF YOU IDIOT

YOU HAVE 23 HOURS TO WRITE YOUR RESPONSE BEFORE MY KIN DRRRRROPLETS HIT YOUR FUCKING DASH

NOW GET OUTTA MY FUCKING SIGHT BEFORE I KIN YOUR CONT TOO

#discord #friends #oh boy

[loveletterly]

ive come to make an announcement kray foresight is a bitchass motherfucker. hes doing experiments on all of the fucking burnish, thats right, he took his governor fucking ass out and he started experimenting on the burnish and he said his mech was this big and i said thats disgusting. so im making a callout post on my twitter dot com kray foresight you have a small mech its the size of this wallnut except way smaller and guess what my mech looks like. thats right baby; all metal, no bullshit, no fuckery look at that it looks like a body and a head. he experimented on the burnish so guess what im gonna burn the earth thats right this is what you get; my super galo de lion. except im not gonna burn the earth, im gonna go even higher; IM GONNA BURN THE MOON. how do you like that foresight i burned the moon you IDIOT. you have 23 hours before the fire drrroplets hit the earth, now get out of my sight before i burn you too.

#promare #promare spoilers #fire #IM SORRY SKITTLES AND I WERE SAYING THIS EARLIER AND IM LAUHJIGN #source: snapcube

[gay4eraser]

IVE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT! RAI RICEMAN IS A BITCHASS MOTHERFUCKER THEY NEARLY FUCKING DIED MULTIPLE TIMES! THATS RIGHT THEY SAW THEIR LACK OF MEDICAL ATTENTION AND SAID "OH YEAH ILL BE FINE" AND I SAID "YOU ARE LITERALLY BLEEDING OUT RN" SO IM MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER DOT COM RAI RICEMAN YOU GOT SMALL INSURANCE ITS THE SIZE OF THIS WALLNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I'm just dying 24/7 u should be used to it

#honestly my insurance is pretty good #it's my physical access and transportation that's the issue #also copays can be a bitch on a mcdonalds salary #birthday bitch #bloopsalot

[elb4ckfl1po]

Reminder that Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker who pissed on Eggman's wife. He took his hedgehog quilly dick out, and he pissed on Eggman's fucking wife. And he said his dick was T h i s big. That's disgusting. So yes, Eggman had to make that callout post on twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog has a small dick, its the size of a wallnut except way smaller.

#eggposts #eggman #shadow the hedgehog #sonic adventures 2 #sonic adventures 2 real time fandub