#jade egbert

[ithinkdogshouldvote]

Guardian swap au for 4/13 ^ ^

#for claritys sake. these versions of the kids are functionally the same character just with different upbringings #like dave still likes music rose still likes knitting (though she has to hide it because bro will throw her yarn off the roof) #jade still likes science. john still likes movies etc. their nature is the same its the nurture thats different #beta kids #homestuck #homestuck humans #guardian swap au #fanart #fan art #Dave strider #dave lalonde #rose lalonde #rose strider #john egbert #june egbert #john Harley #June Harley #jade harley #jade egbert #homestuck au #bro strider #classpect #witch of breath #heir of space #seer of time #knight of light #hs #digital art #implied abuse. Rose is losing at strife and injured #413

[tehstripe]

Happy @homestuckss to @jadeneppy! I got your pinch gift assignment and was SO psyched to see some kidswap stuff on here. Here's a god tier Jade Egbert trying to un-grimdark a Dave Lalonde with some sky dancing.

#homestuckss #davejade #dave strider #dave lalonde #jade harley #jade egbert #kidswap #homestuck #jadeneppy #stripe arts

[dogwaffles-sodasauce]

hi dogwaffles-sodasauce fans my kidswap ideas (beta kids)

jade egbert: the witch of breath she lives with her pa in washington. a mysterious dog, nicknamed “bec,” hangs out around her house sometimes, but hes more of a nuisance than anything. she loves experiment in her pa's kitchen, much to his dismay. she makes up for my by helping him with the gardening! she is not a fan of pranks, despite the joke shop her pa runs. she knows of her pa's role as only a businessman since she never showed interest in joining the ranks of pranks. her planet is the land of glow and smog (logas)

rose strider: the seer of time she lives with her brother in texas. she spends most of her time writing in her room, only occasionally making comics. she enjoys a good strife with her bro, but she prefers to duel wield small knives instead of using the katanas he uses. she knows that her bro is not a good caretaker, but she appreciates that he is honest in his actions. when he dies, he ends up losing his shades. rose decides to give up her shades for him as a way of mourning for him. (originally has the unbroken disc symbol before the scratch, but i was too lazy to add that) her planet is the land of time and rain (lotar)

dave lalonde: the knight of light he lives with his mom in fuck all new york. he explores the forest often and brings home dead bugs and bones often. his mom makes helps him clean the fauna and they are displayed along her novelty items. dave's comics are displayed on the fridge proudly, despite the common sexual content. his friend john gifts him some sunnies on his 13th birthday, which he takes to immediately. his planet is the land of heat and luminance (lohal)

john harley: the heir of space he lives on an island alone with his dead pop-pop. he spends most of his time watching movies, since his pop-pop isn't exactly playing with him. he sets up small pranks for the dolls that decorates his house, pretending they fall for them. he also likes to pretend that his house is haunted so he can bust the ghosts! looking through the various artifacts around his home, he finds a pair of sunglasses that kind of look like the sunglasses that were once of Ben Stiller's sort of gaunt face. he decides to give them to his friend dave, the coolest kid he knows. his planet is the land of hills and frogs (lohaf)

#from me #kidswap #homestuck au #sprite edits #jade egbert #rose strider #dave lalonde #john harley #dogwaffled images

[angsty-art-ist]

tried some sprite editing. Totally Normal Beta Kids

#kidswap #june harley #rose strider #dave lalonde #jade egbert #arcades art #homestuck #sprite edit #homestuck sprite edit #homestuck au #home22tuck #homestuck kidswap #don't tag as john

[freshpyrope]

swap au U_U

#art #my art #fanart #homestuck #homestuck fanart #homestuck art #june harley #rose strider #dave lalonde #jade egbert

[kinburger]

jade egbert for myself, free to tag as kin (if this is u and ur looking tor canonmates... heyyyy)

#jade egbert #kidswap

[ble-ed-mo-re]

my jade kidswap designs!!! feel free to use my designs, just tag me!

#homestuck #pesterquest #jade harley #kidswap #jade egbert #jade lalonde #jade strider #jade crocker #jade english #my sprites

[detectiveprowler]

Homestuck Kidswap Headcanons

Jade Egbert

Jade loves her dad, but her upbringing left her craving a challenge, causing her to be even more enthusiastic about STEM as well as develop a deep love of soulslikes and notoriously difficult indie platformers.

Jade collects a variety of merchandise, including a solar shield tee shirt,    posters (of course) of Dark Soles, super meat boy and a styrofoam replica of artorias greatsword which she uses in early sburb.

she’s also a dedicated cryptid hunter. Jade keeps a lot of gear in her room for this purpose, such as a camera, a pair of binoculars that blink when they sense movement, a note book full of her findings in scrapbook format, and a flashlight that serves as the second allocation to her strife deck. She doesn’t really believe in that stuff, though, but she wants to so badly! Really, she just wants to be the one to take a semi-famous blurry picture. Is that such a crime?

 Dove Lalonde

Dove is a whole ass trans woman. She wears a shirt with a lemon on it.

She has a less adversarial relationship with her mom than Rose did, but it is by no means healthier. Dove takes an interest in Mom Lalonde’s hobbies (mixology) just as she takes an interest in Dove's. Momlalonde attempts to support Dove’s interest in fashion design by buying her very expensive fitted suits, which is kind of missing the whole point, so instead of being worn, they sit on mannequins in Dove’s room to be used as inspiration or to reference the patterns. She has to hold her mom's hair back at least once a week.

She has a less adversarial relationship with her mom than Rose did, but it is by no means healthier. She takes an interest in Mom Lalonde’s hobbies (mixology) just as she takes an interest in doves. Momlalonde attempts to support Dove’s interest in fashion design by buying her very expensive fitted suits, which is kind of missing the whole point, so instead of being warned, they sit on mannequins in Dove’s room to be used as inspiration or to reference the patterns. She has to hold her mom's hair back at least once a week.

Rose Strider

Rose wears circular shades, dual-wields swords, and has a pixelated Satan on her shirt.

 She is able to compete with Bro head-on in a never-ending game of one-upmanship, much like Rose Lalonde did with her mom, but two-sided this time and much more deadly. Although she’s never won a confrontation, she’s getting closer by the day.

She had a phase where she naively tried to imitate Bro’s style of irony and produced several unfunny and crewed comics, which she is deeply ashamed of and hides under her bed in a safe. Nowadays, she maintains an online cult. None of the other members can tell if anyone else present is there ironically or sincerely. The name of the game is to keep them guessing and create distrust. Rose theorizes that there are four camps her followers fall into.

Those who sincerely find comfort in the community and find the lore fascinating.

Those participating for their own ironic purposes.

A variant on the second camp but instead of actually having their own personas that are made funnier by being in an online cult they’re simply here to troll and hateread, unaware that all the stuff they find the most egregious was most likely posted by those in group number two.

Those who feel the need to “keep an eye on these people”

But the beauty of it is that all these camps look the same from the outside. She keeps a dedicated phone just for the cult, which ends up traveling around the session and into the hands of several characters.

Bro puts her in increasingly dangerous situations beyond anything he has ever thrown at Dave. The house is actually bobbytrapped. This comic by Mmmmalo is a good example of the kind of shenanigans I’m referring to.

https://mmmmalo.tumblr.com/post/190087932788/a-rose-who-was-raised-by-her-father

John Harley

John basically has no hobbies. John occasionally passes the time by deep-cleaning the entire lab. He has accidentally made dangerous substances on more than one occasion. Now he can do it on purpose if he wants and is really into chemistry. He uses spray bottles.

John lives vicariously through his friends and even entertains the trolls a lot of the time out of boredom, causing him to have a close relationship with Vriska for his whole life that turns romantic over the course of his session. John exclaims in groups of eight, "geeeeeeez!!!" He has no idea she’s an alien, but other than that, he knows pretty much everything about her life and backstory. She pushes him to do dangerous things, even putting Bec to sleep to do so. Because of this, John is able to explore the ruins in their entirety. Even exploring Vale and Skia via the tranportalizers.

He has been awake on prospit for as long as he can remember, but he has no idea that a golden moon where you can see the future isn’t normal, in part because Vriska is very nonchalant about it as well.

#Homestuck #Homestuck kidswap #kidswap #jade egbert #jade harley #dove lalonde #dave lalonde #dave strider #dove strider #rose strider #rose lalonde #john harley #john egbert

[bloodswapkinfessions]

:oD -> the kid swaps for my timeline are so fucking stupid. ive got a jade egbert, a jane lalonde, a john strider and a dave harley, a dirk crocker, a rose lalonde but ROXY ways what the fuck, a jake strider and a roxy english. what. the fuck

-gamzee zahhak

oh that does sound really inconvenient to keep track of oh no

#queue #jade egbert #swapped from: jade #swapped to: egbert #jane lalonde #swapped from: jane #swapped to: lalonde b #john strider #swapped from: john #swapped to: strider b #dave harley #swapped from: dave #swapped to: harley #alphabeta swap #dirk crocker #swapped from: dirk #swapped to: crocker #rose lalonde #swapped from: rose #swapped to: lalonde a #jake strider #swapped from: jake #swapped to: strider a #roxy english #swapped from: roxy #swapped to: english #gamzee zahhak #swapped from: gamzee #swapped to: zahhak

[seraphiloqui]

some quick doodles of my kidswaps betaways for jade and jake’s birthdays

#hs #homestuck #jade harley #jake english #jade strider #jake strider #jade lalonde #jake lalonde #jade egbert #jake crocker #tho actually by the au its #jake wilson #i have just realized the flipping off hand is backwards but i dont wanna fix it so #kidswap

[online-chucklefucks]

here are my kidswap ideas. maybe one day i'll draw them...

june lalonde

- awkward, nervous, reserved, hot-tempered.

- interests: horror movies, riddles, moth breeding, and embroidery.

- typing quirk: all lowercase, proper grammar and syntax besides that. frequently says words twice. capitalizes when ESPECIALLY FRUSTRATED OR FLUSTERED!

- plays harp.

- outfit: short sleeve shirt with long sleeve under it with long skirt. on the shirt is a moth.

- strifekind: lampkind.

rose strider

- self-absorbed, pretentious.

- interests: taxidermy, painting, indie rock, and vintage magazines.

- typing quirk: proper grammar and syntax.

- plays the drums.

- outfit: t-shirt and jeans. on the t-shirt is a paint palette.

- strifekind: scissorkind.

dave harley

- very confident about intelligence, calm and zen.

- interests: origami, long baths, skincare, vegan cooking, making his webcomic about interior design, and candle making.

- typing quirk: proper grammar and syntax.

- plays oboe.

- outfit: t-shirt and shorts. on the shirt is a teacup.

- strifekind: peprmillkind.

jade egbert

- very smart and nerdy. excitable.

- interests: animal biology, medicine, dancing, building and playing with dollhouses, dolls, ever after high books, and collecting cathode ray tube televisions.

- typing quirk: all lowercase. jittery! and, uh, uh, excited with, frequent pauses! :3

- plays the tambourines.

- outfit: short sleeve shirt and short skirt. on the shirt is a picture of a button.

- strifekind: staplgunkind.

#kidswap #june lalonde #rose strider #dave harley #jade egbert #homestuck #homestuck kidswap

[unerringcaprition]

ROSE: Did your copy of SBURB come in yet, Egbert? You don't want to keep Lalonde waiting, do you? ROSE: He won't stop bugging me about it. It's becoming quite petulant. ROSE: I'm sure as hell not doing it so I'm setting him up with you. JADE: wow, playing matchmaker, rose? :) ROSE: Please. It's of no concern to me who you hook up with as long as Harls stays off limits. JADE: oooooh you better stop me before i have them caught in a web of monogamy with me rose! :P JADE: just kidding. i wouldnt dream of it, and that's not how i feel towards them either! ROSE: Right. JADE: plus monogamy is a lame concept to be worried about anyways? what if you end up liking TWO girls, rose? what then??? ROSE: Answer the question? JADE: whatever. no, i dont have my copy, yet JADE: ive been spending the last few hours dicking around with this stupid "dressup" modus that got forced onto my sylladex as soon as the clock hit 12 last night ROSE: How does it work? JADE: each card acts as a piece of clothing and you have to put together a sufficiently fashionable outfit to take anything out ROSE: Sounds cumbersome. JADE: it is!! i always end up taking out a bunch of junk with whatever i want and then i have to put all the crap back up on the racks and if i try to put too much into the closet it all falls to the floor!!! ROSE: Lame. Get your dad to get you something else. JADE: ugh.. its hard! i dont have the same paternal skill you do, rose! JADE: plus it was thoughtful. its not like i dont LIKE dressing up, its just.. ugh… ROSE: Its just that you don't want it to be your entire identity. Have you allocated your strife specibus yet? Maybe that could help you feel a little more "you" and lighten some of the weight. JADE: :) JADE: not yet JADE: gardening is nice… i guess i could match something together to pull out the hand rake ROSE: Good luck, Egbert. Careful not to make a mess. JADE: will do!

Jade then proceeds to make a complete fucking mess of her house.

JADE: alright, done! ROSE: Did you make a mess, Jade? JADE: yeah… ROSE: Oh, well. Rakekind? JADE: mmhm! ROSE: That'll be the permanent allocation for your specibus. ROSE: I probably should have mentioned that. JADE: oh.. ROSE: Hope you like rakes, girl. JADE: eh.. its fine, i guess. it probably wont matter all that much anyways :\

#homestuck #rose strider #jade egbert #harls is mentioned in passing but shes not here so w/e #oh also dave is mentioned in passing too i guess say hi to dave and harls :)

[auspices-sprites]

id in alt | jaye harley [ae/aer] and jade egbert [she/her] | did you think dave lalonde and rose strider were gonna be alone? sorry. full swap au. i'm having a great time!

#jaye harley #jade egbert #john harley #humans #kidswap #homestuck #sprite edit #john egbert #jade harley #jegbert #moonsong

[legend-has-it-art]

rejoice!! swap au doodles be upon you!!!

#my art #fanart #homestuck #dave lalonde #rose strider #jade egbert #june harley #dave strider #rose lalonde #jade harley #june egbert #ooo you wanna ask me about this au soo bad #grimdark dave #swap au #davekat #implied

[phonemilf]

Here, have a Jade Egbert.

#homestuck #hs sprite edit #pesterquest #pesterquest sprite edit #kidswap #beta kids #jade harley #jade egbert

[nightsky-edits]

hi, jade egbert again- the sprite is lovely! just a couple things, my ears stood up a little straighter and had a little more fluff, and I 100% don't fault you on the hair I honestly couldn't remember my actual curl pattern until like just now but it was like. the kind of ringlets that tend to clump together in large locks and almost look straight in silhouette, yknow? I can hunt down a reference image but if it's easier it could also be brushed out into more of a big fluffy mane. if possible, could you also make me a bit more muscular and look a bit older? I know the canon sprites are supposed to be 13 but like. jade's looks particularly young, yknow? the dirk and dave you did look a good bit older, haha. really more on me there, I totally spaced on jade's sprite being so baby. thank you in advance again, I'm so sorry to make you edit it

Here you go! I hope this one's a little better I made her taller and just added some more muscle to her arms If you need me to change anything just ask

#jade egbert #jade egbert kin #homestuck #homestuck kin #hskin #Jade Kin #Pesterquest Sprite Edit