#jaskierx

[bizarrelittlemew]

ida i'm going to lose my actual marbles and i'm going to hold you responsible

WELL WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO LYSE

LIKE?????????? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COPE

#asks #jaskierx #ofmd #rhys darby

[blakbonnet]

‘average person sends 3 boops a year’ factoid actualy just statistical error. Boops Meow, who lives on tumblr & sends over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

HOW I BOOP

#asks #jaskierx #boop #happy boop day to one and all

[xoxoemynn]

give the people what they want (tell us the daphne lore)

HOOOOO BOY OKAY HERE WE GO.

For context, Daphne has her Favorite Bed in my living room, and every day she demands requests we sit together there to bond. Eventually I got myself a little floor chair to go next to her bed because my back simply cannot be on hardwood floors for hours like Daphne prefers, and then I also keep my OFMD blankie there because it gets chilly on the floor and my toes get cold.

ANYWAY, come Saturday, I'm giving Daphne her CBD oil (because that is just one of her many medications), and I accidentally get the TEENIEST TINIEST drop on her bed. But because I don't want it to stain, I immediately wipe it down with soap and water. It leaves small wet patch. Basically make a circle out of your thumb and forefinger. That's more or less the size.

About thirty minutes after that, Daphne decides to return to her bed. And she....puts her paw directly in the wet spot.

The look of BETRAYAL on her face. Honestly, it's a miracle I'm still alive. If she had the power, I'd be incinerated, reincarnated, and dropped off the nearest cliff. That whole Ed killing Hornigold montage? That's what Daphne wanted to do to me.

Anyway, all Saturday, she avoided her bed. I didn't think TOO much of it, because she has countless other beds and pillows and cushions, so it's whatever.

Then comes Sunday. She's doing her little "time to sit on the floor" tippy tappy dance, so I go sit on my floor chair, but she doesn't seem content. And I'll be honest, I was a bit annoyed. I just wanted to write. I was finally in the zone, and Daphne was giving me no peace.

And then she gave me the softest little tap on my knee and the big sad eyes, and I put my laptop aside and she immediately climbed into my lap and curled into a little ball. And I was just about weeping, and Cat's in the Cradle was playing in my head, because Daphne is not usually a daytime cuddler, and she just wanted some love!!! And I was treating my laptop like it was more important!! I was a monster.

Then she hopped off my lap and gave me the "come follow me" eyes, so I did...and she immediately stole my seat and refused to budge. I tried. She said no. It was hers. She had conquered it fair and square. I tried reminding her there were SO MANY Daphne-sized seats for her and fewer me-sized seats and she did not care. So that was Sunday.

COME TODAY. I'm working on the couch, she lets me know she thinks I should be working from the floor like a true professional, I take my floor chair. And she goes to her bed, raises one tiny paw above it....and freezes. Backs away.

I'm reminded of the look of betrayal in her eyes from Saturday.

Yes, that's right. Daphne refused to go in her bed for 48+ hours because her tiny delicate paw touched WET on Saturday and it was SUCH a deeply traumatic experience she couldn't POSSIBLY put herself through that again. I tried ALL. DAY. to get her to give her FAVORITE BED another shot. She refused ALL. DAY. I physically put her in it, she would jump out. I kept pointing to the previously wet spot that was now dry and she looked at me like I was an idiot. I reminded her technically it was cleaner than before and she didn't care. She would sit on the floor chair or on my blanket, if she was feeling generous. No bed for her. Its prior state of Wet made it unacceptable.

Fortunately we have a happy ending. Daphne had some wild zoomies tonight, which did have her leaping over and into her bed, and eventually she tired herself out enough that she forgot her bed had previously been desecrated so now she's snoozing away in it. But I learned my lesson. I can never let the bed get wet again.

Picture below the cut of her on Sunday, stealing my seat, with the bed and blanket that were PERFECTLY VIABLE OPTIONS RIGHT. THERE. so I could sit on the hardwood floor and listen to her snore instead. (If I moved to go back to the couch, she would wake up and look at me all irritated and huff and puff until I return.)

THAT'S DAPHNE.

#ask #jaskierx #Daphne #honestly in my next life I'm coming back as Daphne #don't ask me how that works but just trust it does

[saltpepperbeard]

hey. jodi. hey. hey. hey. jodi. hey. jodi. jodi do you ever think about how they've been working together for at least half of their whole entire lives. or how rhys said he thought he'd never get any kind of leading role and now he gets to be a romantic hero for an incredibly popular show that involves groundbreaking queer rep and has a dedicated fanbase and he gets to do that alongside one of his best friends and they just go to work and have fun and play pirates. do you ever think about that

hi lyse. hello lyse. uh,,,

yeah. i think about that. maybe. a Little.

and you know what else. i maybe sometimes think about how rhys and taika were there for each other throughout the entirety of filming. how they supported each other during the more serious/vulnerable moments, how rhys leaned on taika due to being cast in such a big television role for the first time, how they boosted one another and kept the energy/excitement/passion going. yeah.

and also how rhys thought he was unattractive when he was younger. or at least like, thought he was something of a "doofus"--i forget his exact quote. but regardless, the fact that he's now over here actively posting thirst traps on social media because he has an entire dedicated army of Rhys Girlies (gn) TM to back him and support him and hype him up. and he gets to go to panels and excitedly talk about his work and be goofy and appreciated by an entire new group of fans. yeah.

and basically how like, this show is super super important to all of us, but also super super important to them too. it brightened our lives in so many ways, but it made way for so many beautiful opportunities and growth for taika and rhys as well.

yeah. Yeah.

#Answered #jaskierx #Taika Waititi #Rhys Darby #OFMD #... #SO ANYWAY if you need me i'll be rolling under my bed and passing away <3 JSDKLJS

[ofmd-dailyquests]

hello quest giver. i hope you like the cake and it tastes sufficiently of oranges

REWARDS: 433 Pieces of Silver, 214 XP, Shoulder Sewing Kit (x1)

Bonus Reward: Bitchiness Immunity Buff (effective against Captain Bonnet)

Achievement: Scurvy? Who has Scurvy?

#rewards #jaskierx

[bookshelfdreams]

🖋️🌧️

✒️- Lucius Spriggs 🌧- Black Pete

My boys!!!!!!

I'll refer you to this post but also

Love their s2 arc. Wish it had been a bit more fleshed out but I love what we got to see. Love how it's messy and complicated, how falling back into each other's arms didn't magically fix everything (even though the falling back into each other's arms was so good). Love how they are both damaged and grieving.

Love that Pete got to express that grief, and love that he supported Lucius in working through his issues and LOVE how that was portrayed not as unconditional caretaking but more along the lines of "Your pain isn't the only thing that exists in the world" (which is so in keeping with the general theme of ofmd).

And I loved their little scenes in Calypso's Birthday. We're not at the revenge step, we're sort of in the pre-revenge window one of the best lines in the whole show 11/10

(Love that they gave so many good lines to my boy!)

And also. Do you know they literally get gay pirate married in the end??

my besties, I'm so happy for them <3

#thank you <3 #our flag means death #jaskierx #message #pete <3

[edandstede]

it’s a me, lyse,

LAX - Vulfpeck

You And Your Folks, Me And My Folks - Funkadelic

Solution - Psymon Spine

Eleanor - Hot Chip

Send me your name and I’ll make a mini playlist with the letters!

#wahoo #ask games #jaskierx

[stedebonnit]

top 5 ofmd lines for the ask game 💭

OOOO THIS IS SUCH A GOOD ONE. Its hard, so I'm gonna pick some lines from different categories, and they're in no particular order. It was also INCREDIBLY hard to narrow down so keep that in mind.

1. Gabriel at the French party responding to Stede game by saying "so let me understand. It is you vesus AOULLL of us" - this one just scratches my brain the right way. No other reason. Makes me giggle and repeat it every fuckin time

2. Lucius to Ed in the blanket fort saying "and this fictional character...he's having a hard time?" - as a therapist this scene just KILLS me. So many good lines. Now you may be wondering why this line in particular and not the advice Lucius gives after? Honestly its because in therapy a skillful open ended question gets you so much farther than advice 90% of the time, and this is such a good example of that. Like i know we all joke that Lucius is a therapist, but seriously this whole scene was me going "damn i should try that with my clients"

3. Eds response to Stede telling him he could be a chef being "probably could. I could do anything." - Ed Teach just gives of the biggest underecognized gifted kid with the gay audacity to be better than you at everything he tries energy I've ever seen and I love him for it.

4. Jims response to being asked "so you were a woman this whole time" being "yeah. I guess. Maybe. I dunno." - its just such a fucking mood i couldnt resist including this one

5. The gentle post-kiss whisper of "You make Stede happy." - in my mind thats still where the season ended. That is how I cope. Just gentle kisses and soft whispers. The love without the fear and trauma and loss

Send me "top 5 ___" and Ill tell you my top 5!

#ofmd #jaskierx #ask game

[devinwolfi]

you okay there bestie

i literally have a witcher icon

#asks #jaskierx #the answer is no #fighting for my life every day with these people #me and my 5 witcher mutuals are the only ones i can stomach

[petitbutcher]

top 5 boys episodes? 📺

that’s a tough one but let’s go

1) 3.07 — here comes a candle to light you to bed (for obvious reasons 👁👄👁)

2) 2.06 — the bloody doors off (also for very obvious reasons)

3) 2.05 — we gotta go now

4) 1.06 — the innocents

5) 3.02 — the only man in the sky

#yes i know most of the episode titles by heart lmao #jaskierx #asks #ask games

[bizarrelittlemew]

thank you for the ofmd s2 advent calendar gifs they have been a TREAT 🩵🩵

YOU'RE WELCOME

it's been my pleasure to see everyone progressively lose more and more hinges in my notes <3

#asks #jaskierx #ofmd #ofmd s2

[blakbonnet]

ed. and stede. ed and stede. ed, and stede,

#asks #jaskierx #it him all the time #ofmd #our flag means death

[xoxoemynn]

you've absolutely spruced up the ofmd tag it's just wall to wall love notes in there 🥰 the spring clean we all needed

YESSSSSSSS THAT'S WHAT I'M HERE FOR!!!!! BEGONE, BAD VIBES. ONLY HAVE ROOM FOR LOVE HERE. 💕💕💕💕

#ask #jaskierx #lovely people being lovely #me with my little spreadsheet planning the love: hehehehehe they'll never know what's coming 😈 #me being overwhelmed by all the love all over my dash: 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[saltpepperbeard]

happy birthday!!!! (to you especially but also to all of us bc it turns out basically every single one of my favourite gifmakers has made you a birthday gifset so we are absolutely FEASTING as a fandom today)

Thank you so much, Lyse! 🥹❤️💕

And RIGHT?! “GUYS, THE SHEER AMOUNT OF TALENT WE HAVE ON THIS SHIP.” Just absolutely TREATED on this day 🥲🥰

#Answered #jaskierx #far too blessed

[ourflagmeansgayrights]

9 and 23 for jim 🔪

CHARACTER ASK GAME!!! 💫

9. Could you be roommates with this character?

hard to say bc on one hand they were hogging the entire room from olu in 1.01 but on the other hand they were apparently sharing that tiny room with only one bed with both olu and archie in s2 and that's a pretty impressive feat. anyway if jim were my roommate i think it'd be chill like 90% of the time bc they'd be doing their own thing and maybe they'd disappear for days at a time and show up at 2am on a saturday and i'd still be up and i'd say "hey you good?" and they'd be like "yeah. family stuff." and then just go to bed and i'd never ask for any elaboration. the 10% of the time when it would not be chill is when they have their 3 entire partners over and like, they're all cool people and i like them but also it's kinda a lot of people for our apartment, plus when all four of them have sex it always puts holes in the drywall bc there's just not a lot of room for four entire people to hook up at the same time.

23. Favorite picture of this character?

im obsessed w being able to see their skin texture. i <3 pores

#ask #jaskierx #txt #mine #og #ask game #jim jimenez #ofmd

[soupbtch]

💌👉👈

lyse you are an icon. truly doing the lord’s work with calling out misinformation and unjust hatred in/directed at this fandom like I cannot thank you enough for doing that because it makes it easier for me to block insane people aksjsjjsjx. you’re like a superhero but cooler and sexier and way funnier. you’re one of those mutuals who when you show up in my notes I’m like 😳 because I just think you are so fucking cool. you have correct takes 10000% of the time. and when you get anon hate I want to punch a tree because people should only ever be nice to you, and because I think you are just THAT special. maybe that’s biased but idc, ily ily ily 💖

#❤️ #ask #ask game #jaskierx