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mlmshipbracket · 8 months

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ROUND THREE: POLL #3

ROUND 3 ALL POLLS [HERE]

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jackgoodfellow · 2 years

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She's not homophobic; she's just learning-about-her-dad's-sex-life-ophobic. Which is fair.

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Image description: a digital comic of characters from Les Mis in cartoony style. Jean is drawn as an old white man with shoulder-length white hair. Javert is a Romani man with a ponytail. And Cosette is a light-skinned Black women with freckles and long hair.

Cosette gasps loudly and asks Jean, "Oh, Papa! How on earth did you hurt your neck so??" She looks distressed.

Three almost identical panels show Javert looking sweaty and nervous and bashful while Jean looks confused at Javert, then at Cosette, and then down at his own neck, at the dark red and purple hickies there.

Jean looks horrified as he realizes the hickies are visible. Javert has blushed to a bright pink. They are sweating cartoonishly.

Jean stammers, "Uh - um... Well -- You see-- Well, you see, Cosette, the-um, I was simply uh--"

Cosette looks confused and Javert hides his face.

Then Cosette speaks with a fond smile, her hands on her hips, "Oh, I see! You tripped on that loose stone in the garden again, didn't you? Silly Papa! I told you to get it fixed right away.

Jean looks relieved while Javert continues to hide his face in his hands. Jean tugs at his collar, "O-Oh. Yes, of course, my dear. It was very foolish of me. I shall do just that."

the next panel cuts to Jean and Javert walking away from Cosette's house. She stands in the doorway waving with a friendly sweet smile and says, "Be sure to visit again soon!" Meanwhile Jean looks totally drained of energy and Javert looks like he has had a near-death experience. Jean says, "That was close." and Javert says, "I saw my life flash before my eyes."

Three nearly identical panels show a close-up of Cosette with a blank little smile as she puts her hands together, brings them up to her face, and then takes a big big INHALE.

The final panel is an extreme close-up of Cosette with her hands together in front of her face and her eyes looks absolutely fucking haunted with knowledge. The lighting is stark and focused on her face, with a streak of light across her eyes and dark shadows.

#les mis #les miserables #valvert #jean valjean/javert #image description #fan art #fanart #jvj/j #javert #jean valjean #post-seine #shitposting #i made this over a year ago i think #with a BUNCH of new photoshop brushes that i promptly abandoned after finding clip studio #someday i will eventually transfer them into clip studio #the old men are getting weird and nasty with their sex life they deserve it. or well. jean does anyway. and that's enough for me #my art

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lupines-slash-recs · 5 months

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Rec: Jealousy by PandoraMoments

Title: Jealousy Author: PandoraMoments Canon: Les Misérables Pairing: Jean Valjean/Javert Rating: Teen [🍋] Word Count: 4,195 Summary: Based on Kink Meme Prompt: Five times the women of Montreuil- Continue reading Untitled

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megnutk · 1 year

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2fort

(happy 10th anniversary to the best ytp out there)

OP is using the original video (and the reanimated) to raise funds for trans lifeline so it just confirms this is the best ytp :)

#coco's art #ytp #les mis #jean valjean #javert #literally video of all time

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motions1ckn3ss · 4 months

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tiktok comments: the gifts that keep on giving

#remember enjo ass? he's back #the jorjor wel legacy continues #jorjor wel #jon val jon #ja ver #enjo ass #les mis #les miserables #enjolras #jean valjean #javert #tiktok comments

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thefrenchbrick24601 · 2 months

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THIS WAS POSTED ON THE OFFICIAL MONTEREY BAY AQUARIUM TIKTOK

#MY NEW FAVORITE THING #les miserables #les mis #jean valjean #javert #polaris post #thank you to @chilimacdog for showing this to me #op

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wanderinghedgehog · 1 month

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a compilation

#stfu javert #les mis #les miserables #jean valjean #inspector javert

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nadjasolacesworld · 6 months

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loosing my mind rn

POOR

#les mis shitpost #les mis #les miserables #jean valjean #javert #inspector javert #cosette #cosette fauchelevent #marius pontmercy #victor hugo #cozy classics #enjolras

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julliposting · 27 days

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made this in like 10 minutes

#valvert #les mis #jean valjean #inspector javert

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autumnalmess · 2 months

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Hey man sorry I've not posted in a while, it's a funny story actually. I actually got arrested for stealing bread for my sister and her seven starving children. yeah, it was pretty bad. I tried to escape 3 times so yeah I got 19 years, yeah and then I broke my parole and now there's this slutty little man after me, yeah I think he has a crush on me or smt idk

#jean valjean #javert #bro im so sorry i fully ABANDONED that fanfiction #ive become the very thing i sought to destroy #I'll probably go back to it at some point....#les miserables #victor hugo #les mis #les misposting #valvert #in all seriousness I'm really sorry if you were committed to the fic i know a lot of people were but im going through the incredibly #horrible palaver of completely losing interest in a hyperfixation #who knows maybe one day ill go mental and write all of the rest of it

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oldbooksandnewmusic · 3 months

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just a lill somin that I put to much effort into

[warning it loud]

#valvert #les mis #jean valjean #javert #I call this one the post-seine special #my art tag

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mlmshipbracket · 8 months

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ROUND ONE: POLL #12

ROUND 1 ALL POLLS [HERE]

PROPAGANDA BELOW

Kazuki Yasaka/Enta Jinnai:

Enta has such a huge crush on Kazuki that he blew on Kazuki's recorder just to imagine what it would be like to kiss him, sniffed Kazuki's soccer jersey, hallucinates about Kazuki returning his affections and kissing him. [SPOILER] HE TOOK A BULLET AND ALMOST DIED PROTECTING KAZUKI, yet when he was being manipulated into being selfish regarding his feelings for Kazuki, he decides to connect with Kazuki as he always has. Also, Kazuki was the first person to reach out to Enta so he wouldn't be an outcast <3 [END SPOILER]

Jean Valjean/Javert:

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#kazuki yasaka #enta jinnai #kazuki yasaka/enta jinnai #kazuen #sarazanmai #jean valjean #javert #jean valjean/javert #valvert #les miserables #tumbr poll #tumblr bracket #mlm ship #mlm ship poll #mlm ship bracket #mlm ship bracket tournament #mlm ship bracket 2023 #mlm ship bracket tournament 2023 #secondr1

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jackgoodfellow · 2 years

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EVERY POST-SEINE LES MIS FIC BE LIKE

This meme also works if you replace the "Javert" label with "Me" and make the caption "reading/watching Les Mis be like"

Jean Valjean sees a river and immediately begins wondering if there is a way he can help someone by throwing himself into a river because HIS JESUS-LIKE SELF-SACRIFICE IS ACTUALLY UNNECESSARY AND BULLSHIT THE MAN IS JUST SUICIDAL AND LIKE. CATHOLIC. But also I get how the story works better if Jean dies because that is the point of classism and that is what the book is about but also if you aren't religious it is a much much sadder story and fuck you Victor

This is in no way a diss to post-Seine fics - they are like, one of my favorite things, and if Jean didn't try to sacrifice himself unnecessarily, it would frankly be out-of-character. The best ones are when he learns to stop doing that as much.

JUST LET MY INSANE OLD MAN BE HAPPY HE HAS EARNED IT FUCK YOUR THEMATIC STRUCTURE MAKE THE OLD MEN KISS MAKE THEM BRUSH HANDS HOMOEROTICALLY MAKE THEM GO THROUGH SIMULTANEOUS COMPLEMENTARY JOURNEYS IN WHICH THEY BOTH LEARN ABOUT THEIR INHERENT LOVEABILITY AND SUCK EACH OTHER'S COCKS I WILL FIGHT GOD AND WEAR HIS TEETH ON A NECKLACE

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Image description: a meme in three panels depicting a popular short viral video in which a little boy yells that he has a knife and then runs from his mother with a shit-eating grin while she screams "NO!!!!", except the people in the video are labeled and the captions have been changed.

In the first panel a little boy is running around an in-ground pool. He is labeled "Jean Valjean." The back of a woman's head is visible and is labeled "Javert." The woman says to the boy, "Let me see what you have!"

in the second panel, the little boy holds up a small object and says "SELF-SACRIFICE!"

in the third panel, the woman labeled Javert screams "NO!!!!" in bright red font. She is a blur as she moves to run after him. Blurry in the background, the little boy is running fast with a mischievous grin.

#les mis #les miserables #valvert #jean valjean #javert #jean valjean/javert #jean/javert #jvj/j #meme #shitposting #not art #i made this a million years ago and i just found it again so here you go les mis fandom #i love you all very much even though i ghosted on the discord #not because it was a bad discord i just stopped checking discord one day bc my executive function went to shit when my partner got sicker #she is doing a bit better now which is really cool tho #still not checking discord tho. i have like. literally thousands of unread messages #but not on tumblr where it fun to answer messages. just boring email shit and like. things i have left for so long i'm anxious to answernow #i have a lot of thoughts on the ending of les mis for someone who hasn't read the book in a very very very long time #but HAVE THEM I SHALL #What do YOU think of the ending of les mis?#other than - i assume - that it is sad?#see jack talk

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lupines-slash-recs · 5 months

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Rec: A Remission Before God by iberiandoctor

Title: A Remission Before God Author: iberiandoctor Canon: Les Misérables Pairing: Jean Valjean/Javert Rating: Mature [🍊] Word Count: 70,741 Summary: Post-Seine, Javert seeks an indulgence from God for his sins. It’s Continue reading Untitled