#jenn rambles

[gothdaddyissues]

Shitghosting/Pondering

What if the next frontman of Ghost isn't a Papa?

Been thinking...

Tobias knows how beloved Copia is, and how important he is to so many fans. So what if he retires him from performing, but not from the role as Papa?

Popia can stay at the Ministry and run things from there. He can still be in the Chapters videos. We can be content seeing him once in a while and knowing he's okay.

So who will front the band?

Imagine this:

A Chapter entitled: Casting Call

Papa, Sister Imperator, Saltarian, and spectral Papa Nihil hold auditions for the next lead singer of Ghost. (Hell, have some Ghoouls there in the background as well - they should get a say.)

Siblings and clergy members from different branches come and give it their best shot. Could be a very interesting roster of potentials. Mary Goore? Resurrected Terzo in disguise? Unmasked Phil? I'm sure Tobias has a TON of silly characters taking up space in his brain.

I don't know where this idea came from, but it's taken root in my mind. I could be really cute/funny/clever if done right. And could be a compelling way to introduce the new singer...

#jenn rambles #shitghosting #silly ghost ideas #ghost brain rot #the next “papa” #don't listen to me - I'm just bullshitting around here

[jennandblitz]

i'm working on a packet for a literary agent and boy, trying to be succinct when you're a wordy motherfucker is difficult.

sure, I'll par down 93k of slow-burning, careful falling in love into a one-page synopsis.

#my writing #jenn rambles

[theaviatorthatcouldnotfly]

shoutout to ej caswell for:

overcoming and moving past everything that happened in season three for his own good

accepting that he was only going to be held down by his father’s unfulfillable expectations and distancing himself from him

managing to work four jobs and go to school but still attend clubs

doing things for himself and not because he feels like he needs to do things to live up to some perfect ideal

being the nerd of his new friend group <3

giving ricky the advice he’s really needed to hear since the past few seasons and guiding him through his problem

(and more or less being the backbone of the show whilst doing it because who knows what ricky would’ve done next if ej hadn’t been there to give him that tough love honestly.)

having a good conversation with gina about their breakup and just going with it when she told him about the movie

listening to miss jenn and honestly giving his take on her situation

for being everyone’s therapist and advice giver this season and just vibing with it the entire way

trying to boost ashlyn’s confidence about maddox, then helping them get together with the tree trunk he carved their names in way back when in season three when he predicted they would get together! our boy sees the future

agreeing to take the role of coach bolton when it was spontaneously offered to him on opening night and still managing to pull through with a great performance

and all in just two episodes!

gonna miss you, elton john caswell, king that you are. thank you for your service.

#ej caswell appreciation post #really fucking missed him this season and yet despite the lack of screen time he still managed to be an icon. we stan #ej caswell #hsmtmts #caswen #gina porter #ricky bowen #miss jenn #hsmtmts spoilers #ej caswell defense squad #avi rambles

[emo-hermit]

DR. RIVER

I figured I would revisit the design of our favourite resident teacher's pet (doctor's pet?). It's my internsona, Dr. River! Though he's definitely more of an OC, at this rate. He just has a lot of my Quirks.

This was mostly made after he seemed to get quite a bit of affection in the RDL fanon channels; so, if you're curious on who exactly this pattern-loving nerd is, look below!

Dr. O. River (he refuses to clarify what the 'O' stands for) is a member of the Rhythm Doctor Initiative within Middlesea Hospital. In some routes, he is the intern - who, after the events of 1-XN, lost faith within the remote feature of the project; and began to attend to patients in person. In others, and most commonly, he is an intern supervisor - a role given to him by Dr. Edega when one particular intern came under his wing.

Speaking of Edega, River is mostly known for his core feature: he's Edega's favourite.

To put in better words: River thrives off of overwork. The more you give him, the more energy he'll have - and, in turn, the more work he'll get done. In addition, he's professional to a fault, seeming almost robotic in the way he presents himself. Observant, efficient, and, most of all, apathetic.

Or, at least, that's how he presents himself to the lead doctor.

Truth be told, River is far friendlier as he looks. An absolute dork with a literature degree; he'll take any chance to ramble about language, formatting, prose and the like. One of his biggest features as a supervisor is that he knows stress when he sees it, and will take an intern's pager (claims its for "intern surveillance") entirely to mark half of their tasks as complete ("I've already treated this lot. Just stick to these four, and I'll handle the rest"). He also hates Edega's guts - more than you think. No, more than that.

He'll drop lore at the drop of a hat ("Want a fun fact? 'M Scottish. Don't sound like it, but I've got a whole lot o' siblings in the central highlands."), crack jokes on a whim and laugh at himself ("How do you get two whales in a red mini?"), and fake Edega's footsteps entirely to scare his first and favourite intern: Dr. Desert [owned by the lovely @fufupng].

In short: Dr. River is a monotonous nerd with a heart of gold. He can predict when patients need treating, and has an obsession with pattern recognition - but, if you need some help with that overwhelming list of tasks Edega has you doing, he'll gladly do 80% of the work for you. As long as you let him talk about words.

[Have any questions about him? Let me know! - Emo]

#rhythm doctor #intern sona #rhythm doctor intern sona #rhythm doctor oc #dr river #because jenn made a whole tag for him #i didnt expect river to get so much love so thank you guys in rdl so much #hopefully this provides a bit more chaos to his antics ahah #art from the hermit hole #rambles of the hermit hole

[ratasum]

I'm very simple, and Leyya loves her girlfriend a lot.

#bunny rambles #leyya and zojja #GOD I wanna talk abt these two and the stuff Jenn and I have worked out but #shrug emoji

[luckylolabug]

So as a fun aside to the last chapter of my HSMTMTS rewrite (found here!) here's the actual menu for Java Jo's that's just across the road from East High and I'm curious what people think everyone's personal orders would be! Here's the few I have as my own personal headcanons so far! Carlos: Usually gets an Ivory Mocha, but can opt to get a regular latte on those mornings he doesn't super want to deal with the extra sugar. Seb: Hot Chocolate, initially. His family doesn't drink coffee, so when Carlos finds out he's never had any, he sets to rectify that IMMEDIATELY. Seb doesn't like black coffee, but he does wind up really liking their Salted Caramel Mochas and will occassionally steal a sip of Carlos' Ivory after they start dating. (But he will always get hot chocolate in the wintertime!) Ms. Jenn: This woman drinks a Super Mocha. She needs it to be that energetic for early morning rehearsals. Sometimes she even gets a second one halfway through the day because one isn't enough to keep her going. Nini: Either a regular mocha or a caramel machiatto if she's Feeling It. Kourtney: Frozen Chai Charger, I will not be taking any questions. (They're REALLY good)

#hsmtmts #seblos #carlos rodriguez #seb matthew smith #miss jenn #nini salazar roberts #kourtney greene #i spent too long coming up with just the ones that are referenced in chapter 4 of aitt tbh #none of it really matters but my brain is like I NEED TO KNOW EVERYONES ORDERS #bugs rambles #bugs rewrites hsmtmts #aitt

[veliatra]

TODAY MARKS THE DAY I HAVE 4/5 BOOKS OF THE CHORUS OF DRAGONS. Finally they arrived. I mean the 2nd 3rd and 4th.

Such a throwback to my

Darzin

Simp phase. I'm not ashamed of it. I believe if I tried I could make him sound complex. Not redeem him of his deeds but... Complex.

Cannot wait to read all the other books.

And curse my friendgroup with the book series too. I need people to talk about them.

#chorus of dragons #ramble #jenn lyons #the ruin of kings #the name of all things #the memory of souls #the house of always #darzin #darzin mate is just so funny and my simping is even more funnier #istg I can make him WORSE with giving him my ideas on his personality #just sooo so much worse #crunchy evil

[dragon-spaghetti]

Love how I accidentally gave three out of the four brothers a big sister. Donnie has April, Raph has Casey, and for Leo we have Big Mama's assistant who is def either Venus or Jennika (have I decided how that's gonna work?? No absolutely not 💖)

#drag rambles #rottmnt #i promise this was not intentional lmfao 💀 #jenn/venus whoever it'll be wouldve only come in when Leo was older though #since from what I know they both generally seem to be human before they were mutants?? #i am unsure lmfao #but regardless: big sis to Leo #also we were robbed of Casey and Raph shenanigans therefore they're getting put in this au ✨ #though not withoyt tension as his loyalty begins to stray from the foot #it's a fear her and april end up having in common actually #cause. their little brother has found his fam by blood. will they be cast aside now?? #the answer is obviously no but it worries Casey especially #cause raph *does* leave. but he wants her to come with him #that debate of all she's worked for her whole life vs her love for her brother #IM RAMBLING AGAINNNNNNNNN

[judasisgayriot]

finally watching hsmtmts s4 lol, and these kids are so alien to me it’s so funny how I do not relate to the world these teenagers live in any more with their… tik toks and whatnot… like they’re sweet kids but honestly we’re miss jenn stans first and everything else second

#I think all the kids in hsmtmts are sweet but I don’t really care like. who they date or whatever lol #however miss jenn continues to be everything to me #she’s like if mr shue didn’t suck and was great instead. loool #see I understood the kids in glee bc they grew up at the same time as me. these modern kids are incomprehensible lol #god I sound old #anni rambles #i do enjoy the show as always tho. very meta. nostalgia for hsm. full of bops. Troy and Gabriella are in couples therapy canonically. #when is bad lip reading presents high school musical going to get represented in hsmtmts im still waiting. #Ricky is chorky-coded. #my friends think I’m just normal but I’m actually the pretzel king. I’m quite a guy.

[prismatica-the-strange]

Wait, I just realized.... does Emma have green eyes?

The close ups.... oh shit

#i thoughts Jenn's eyes were blue #prisma rambles

[latter-gay-witchery]

Me last week-two weeks ago, establishing what I want and don’t want to do with my craft: No divination, I’m not messing with that.

Me since at least last week: But if I’m using it as a medium by which to help me receive and interpret personal revelation...

#witchblr #christian witch #christian witchcraft #mormon witch #baby witch #I think listening to an episode of Hex Positive where Bree had on her friend Jenn (?) as a guest and they mentioned doing Clow Card readings #sparked that curiosity #'cause I have a Clow deck with a book to hold them and everything that my dad got me way back when I was a little one #so like having that deck for 20 years min I think there would be a bond there even if subconscious right? #and it seems an easier starting point than full on tarot - plus I'm still a tad nervous abt tarot though I know there's little reason to be? #(I also don't want to make wifey uncomfortable if she finds tarot suspect/powered by dark forces which I admit I was taught much the same) #(still unlearning some of that stuff) #crap I thought I had more thoughts about this but my mind is drawing a blank #maybe that's a 'stupor of thought' and I was supposed to forget those thoughts #*shrug* #I dunno tbh #witchy ramblings #fellow christian witches/mormon witches especially: any thoughts/input? do you do divination and by what means/howmst do you reconcile it?

[cupcakesmoothie]

Something about me and mean lesbians with their cute sweet girlfriends that they're absolutely whipped for

Lesbians

#Jenn #I've probably written more than two lesbian characters/pairings but the two most recent that I remember are just this #I don't know why even #Something about a bad bitch who don't need no man but WOMEN however #Anyway girl help I'm making another WIP #She's not the main character but her name is Jennifer Mortimez and she's a grim reaper basically #It's a story about being a grim reaper (or death bringer is what I'm calling them in the story) and how hard of a job that is #It's probably not anything special but I was just kinda feeling my mortality tonight after watching a video about Itaewon #Anyway Jenn is a death bringer (for money like the main character is) to pay for her girlfriend's cancer #She receives the news of her girlfriend's death when she's given the job to bring her to the afterlife. #She runs home in the rain and her girlfriend is there. Out of bed for the first time in a while (she got up on her own too). #She's watching the rain and says she feels so much better now and Jenn spends the entire job crying and getting comforted instead of being #the one comforting. She doesn't put on her unifrom that time (It's a suit. It's not the official uniform but she's being like that one SCP) #sweetmountainseeds #I promise I'm not killing off all my lesbians I swear YuanShu and Rumi will grow old and maybe have cats or adopt humans I don't know #I figure if people who don't care or aren't good at writing can get shows and make movies #And I care and think my stories are ehh kinda sorta pretty good I can make a good story too #And it doesn't have to get real big but if someone out there will enjoy it then there's value in it. Y'know? #Anyway enough rambling it's sleepy time #writing things

[purplevortexx]

4, 7, 9 and 24 for the end of the year asks ✨️🤍

(Love you 💕)

Jenn my love!

4) movie of the year

hmmmmmm very tough but I think I may have to go for a small film (not sure if anyone’s heard of it) TOP GUN: MAVERICK!!!!!

7) favourite actor of the year…

Okay so I know you probably thought you had my answer for this guessed but imma throw you a curveball…

Taron Egerton - he was AMAZING in black bird it was such a good show and I thought his performance was brilliant!!!

(but also lewis pullman because we love bob)

9) best month for you this year.

I’d have to say October! Not only because I had my 21st birthday then but because I ‘met’ you Jenn!!!! A real friendship has been formed.

And finally 24) did you keep any New Years resolutions?

Weirdly enough I don’t tend to set resolutions at New Years. I find it a bit pointless and I always end up disappointing myself but I guess I just have the constant goal of being my best self and spreading positivity and love where I can 🫶

(also love you too Jenn!!! 🤍)

#Jenn my love #bean answers #bean rambles

[brucenorris007]

“I’m impressed.”

Jenn exhaled slowly, willing herself to release the transformation; the power coursing through her body, feeling invincible, just being green, was kind of–okay, really addictive. Giving that up even momentarily got a little harder each time. 

Not enough to be a problem, but Jenn certainly didn’t have the kind of tenuous relationship with her new powers that Bruce did with his rage persona.

 “You can almost change on command already,” he said, pushing his glasses up his nose. Knowing how long it’d taken him to figure out keeping his head as the jolly green giant, it was kind of a wonder his tone didn’t betray any kind of resentment or envy. “Anger doesn’t have any more of a hold on you as a hulk than it does as Jenn.”

His eyes went glassy for the briefest moment, no doubt making some kind of note in that oversized head of his.

“What’s your secret?” He asked, only half-joking.

Jenn considered the sheer amount of bullshit she was subjected to on a daily basis–echoes of catcalls, silver-haired boomers telling her how to do her job, general harassment–she shook her head. Comparing trauma was for chumps anyway.

“I’ve had some practice.” She said in favor of unloading it all then and there.

Besides, this was Bruce; the only family she had left in the world. Jenn might’ve gone off on her abusive asshole uncle, but never her cousin. 

“And here I was gonna suggest yoga.”

Jenn blinked. 

“You can do yoga?” She asked. She made a point of giving him a once over–specifically, the biceps the width of her shoulders and quads like actual fucking tree trunks–and raised an eyebrow. “Like that?”

Bruce smirked and shrugged.

“A thing or two.”

She grinned; she had to see this.

“Prove it.”

—————

“Bruce?!”

Jenn called back over her shoulder, halfway to getting out of the jeep. Only when her cousin’s massive hand shifted the boulder he’d crashed into and waved with a muffled “Dick move!” did she sigh and floor the gas again, peeling out down the road before Bruce could pull himself together. 

A good five or ten minutes later, she felt pretty secure she’d pulled off a successful getaway. She just needed to find an airport and she could get back to the city; with how long she’d been gone, she’d have to find another firm willing to take her on, but that wasn’t anything she hadn’t–

THOOM!

An eruption from somewhere a ways back rattled the rearview mirror; to say nothing of her teeth.

“What the hell?!”

Not moments later, there was suddenly a lot more shade than sun over the car–the moving at speed car.

Jenn threw a look over her shoulder.

“Holy sh–!”

BOOOOM!

The impact of Bruce’s landing, only yards away, actually propelled the jeep into the air for a second; the tires bounced on the road again and Jenn slammed on the brakes to come to a lurching halt.

Huffing to catch her breath, she glared up at her cousin on his approach. 

“You weren’t fighting me seriously when we sparred, were you?” 

Why that accusation was the first thing out of her mouth, Jenn couldn’t say, but she was flustered and agitated, so she figured she could get away with it. Besides, given what he’d just pulled off, it was a valid question.

Maybe she edged him out on technique–not hard since the Hulk only knew how to smash or smash harder–but sheer strength? 

Bruce held up one hand, eyes smiling even if his mouth wasn’t.

“I plead the fifth.” He said, the cheeky little shit.

“You really don’t wanna play courtroom with a lawyer, Bruce.” She hissed.

“Definitely not.” He agreed.

Jenn got out of the car and slammed the door shut; it wasn’t that important to her, which Hulk was stronger. She liked her new powers because they made her feel powerful and confident enough to handle any and all of the sort of bullshit she’d previously had to endure on the daily. No one sane would try to mansplain anything to an eight foot Amazon in a green tint. 

And, yes, she did feel pretty sexy with thighs that could crush redwood.

Besides, Bruce would never hurt her; hence why she wasn’t really offended that he hadn’t used his full strength in their spar.

She was still peeved about other things, of course.

“Jenn, you’re doing the best you can,” Bruce said. “And you can do even better–”

“Not this psychology behavioral bullshit again!” She all but screamed.

“Hey,” Bruce said mildly. “That bullshit did me a lot of good.”

“And I’m happy for you, Doc,” she growled. “Really, I am. But it’s not one size fits all.”

“Yeah,” he sighed. “I’m starting to realize that.”

Jenn huffed and leaned back on the jeep, arms folded. Bruce considered her a minute and then propped his butt against the hood. 

The vehicle groaned under his weight.

“Look,” he said. “I’m sorry all this happened and you got involved with my...” he gestured vaguely to encompass his body. “This. You’re handling all of it a lot better than I ever have.”

Jenn bristled at the self-deprecation in his tone; she was tempted to slug his arm, but honestly, she’d probably end up breaking several fingers. So she took a shot instead.

“I don’t mind,” she said. “Honestly, if getting shot is all it takes to actually get to see you once in a while, being green is just a bonus.”

Bruce winced and some of Jenn’s aggravation cooled. Being a fugitive for more than a decade and constantly fleeing from an ex’s insane Dad weren’t really conducive conditions for recreationally visiting family. To say nothing of being shot off into space and turned into a gladiator for however many years. She bumped her shoulder to his... forearm to soften the sting from her barb.

“You’ve got an awesome career,” he said after a moment. “And for all my concerns, I know this isn’t gonna stop you. So I guess I shouldn’t either.”

Jenn smiled.

“That’s the smartest thing you’ve said since I got here, Doc.”

Bruce chuckled, leaning further against the jeep, which made a rather concerning sound of strain.

They sat in silence for a minute before she asked.

“How far can you go when you’re jumping like that?”

“At a time?” Bruce clarified. “Haven’t thought to measure it before. The median is a little over a mile, I’d guess, not that I’ve tried for distance.”

Jenn’s lips thinned out.

“Can I do that too?”

“Don’t see why not.” Bruce said, smirking conspiratorially.

Not two minutes later, two emerald figures were rocketing across the island in a loosely defined kind of race, leaving craters in their wake.

“WHOOOOOOOOOOO!”

#She-Hulk #Hulk #Bruce Banner #Jennifer Walters #Disney #Marvel #minor scene corrections #the fuck are the writers doing #Fixing character assassination #focus on an important family relationship #you can promote feminist themes without ruining characters #or just generally sucking #Jenn is Bruce's most stalwart supporter #Barring maybe Rick Jones #Why the fuck would she yell at him #Read some source material #Thrown into the void #notatag #rambling in the tags #Brucenorris007

[braverynight]

I had a stupid thought for the Bugsnax Kids!

I imagine them being really into video games like Portal/Portal 2, puzzle games, Pokemon, all that good stuff.

They all get together at Blaie’s house (because he has all the best stuff) and sit around watching Jenn and Blaie play as they give commentary.

Sometimes Hendy and Charotts get to play if it’s Mario Kart but Frega just watches. They don’t do video games but enjoy watching it.

The shouting is hilarious and sometimes if the parents are in another room, they would peek around to see if the children are ok.

Like:

Jenn: (Listening to the Portal Radio) … This song makes me want to commit murder. Of the radios anyways.

So ye

#bugsnax #bugsnax fan children #bugsnax jenn #bugsnax blaie #bugsnax hendy #bugsnax charlotts #bugsnax frega #bugsnax headcanon #ramble #Blaie is swearing at everyone and Charlotts is there like #i’m having fun! :D

[ratasum]

Anyway mild spoilers for one of the fractals.

Got to thinking last night about the Elona fractal where the commander never came back after their death, and what that meant in our verse.

And I got to thinking that what if the implanted memories of the people there tell them that three of the original four commanders left after Maguuma, leaving only Vezz to carry the mantle alone. In normal settings, it wouldn't make sense. Vezz and Rissia were close by that point, and Garrus was determined to see it through to the end.

Oaklinna left because of Trahearne, yes, but that fact never changes. So what would drive Rissia and Garrus to leave the fight?

Well. In our regular setting Qirri got deathly ill after contracting something in the jungle and had to be rushed back to Rata Sum for treatment and recovery.

But what if they didn't make it.

What if in that timeline, Qirri died.

That's Garrus's best friend. She's family to him. That's Rissia's baby sister, the one she's closest to. They lost the team's beating heart when she died of her illness in Maguuma.

Rissia could've returned home to her family in Rata Sum, or just vanished. How could she face them after letting Qirri die?

Garrus could've just... vanished. Feeling much the same.

(I'll let Jenn ponder this later.)

And without anyone to pull him out of the Domain of the Lost as he was in the depth of his depression (and it would've been even WORSE then), he would have died for real, leaving Elona without the commander to aid them.

It was the domino effect of Qirri dying.

#bunny rambles #spoiler #spoilers #mild spoilers but still #that's why it's under a readmore baby! #into the commanderverse #also kind of sad honestly #Jenn threatened to take my phone away when I suggested this last night :wheeze: