#jewish humor

[fromgoy2joy]

Being a convert new to Judaism is going through every new holiday- "THIS is my favorite one. Okay no, THIS is the best day ever! Wow- this one!? unmatched!! But shabbat- immaculate!"

Just constantly new experiences and each one is so full of things that make my soul sing.

#fromgoy2joy thoughts #jumblr #jewish #jewish convert #jewblr #jewish tumblr #jewish humor #jewish conversion #jewish convert perspective #Jewishness #jewish stuff

[loki-god-of-mischief-13]

Passover Memes

#Passover #passover memes #memes #jumblr #jewish hu #jewish humor #jewish meme #Pesach

[koshercosplay]

remember guys, not everyone celebrates hanukkah! it's important to acknowledge those who choose to believe differently than we do. remember, the christian holiday of christmas (pronounced KRIS-moss because the T is silent, it's not that hard) doesn't fall on hanukkah every year. christians actually celebrate on december 18th!

chag christmas sameach to those who celebrate 🥰🥰🥰

#i grew up around a lot of christians so trust me #i know these things #jewish humor #lol

[dyingroses]

#happy passover #passover #pesach #lols #judaism #jewish humor

[trying-to-jew]

Other Jews: *clever Jewish humor based on thousands of years of culture and history*

Me: We the Jeople (Jewish people),

#I’m grateful that we don’t have excommunication bc all of my Jewish jokes are just stupid wordplay #I’m so sorry everyone #Jumblr #Jewish Humor #My Post

[gay-jewish-bucky]

#jumblr #jewish #jewish humor #yom kippur #wheezing #1k #2k #judaism #3k #4k

[captain-acab]

The Jewish samurai swiftly picks up the shamash then places it back down in one smooth motion

two seconds later the rest of the candles on the menorah all ignite in a clean line

#His kippah is pinned carefully onto his top knot #Judaism #Jumblr #Hanukkah #Chanukkah #Chanukah #Hanuka #Hanukka #Happy Chanukkah #Chag sameach #Samurai #Kurosawa #Jewish humor #Samurai jokes #Funny #Menorah #Hanukkiah #Chanukkiah

[papihomo]

As someone who grew up on Sound of Music, Fiddler on the Roof, Cabaret & Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat

I wouldve expected the rise of antisemitism, hatred and fascism to have WAY more musical numbers.

#jewish humor #if jew know jew know #jumblr #antisemitism #joking just to cope with how shitty I feel #but in the end I just know we will prevail

[autismserenity]

*clears throat, stands up*

You guys, Passover is in a week, and my kitchen is a cha-mess!!

*sits back down* Thank you. That will be all.

#translation: chametz is the Hebrew word for all the stuff we need to get rid of that isn't kosher for Passover #and my kitchen is covered in flour just absolutely covered in it #it's a jewish pun #food tw #jumblr #Jewish humor #wall of words

[magnetothemagnificent]

East Coast USA Jews gang where are you at

[id in alt]

#jumblr #if jew know jew know #earthquake #4.8 magnitute earthquake 4/5/2024 #jewish humor #usamerican

[disgruntled-detectives]

Found this gem on Reddit

#jumblr #jewish tumblr #Judaism #jewish humor #Jewish

[fromgoy2joy]

During the distribution of the maror at the Seder, I take one look at the innocuous white herb. “So this is the bitter thing?”

I pop the entire thing into my mouth and begin to chew. And everyone else, including the rabbi, did exactly that apparently because five seconds later, all of us are screaming.

It’s not so much bitter as much as “oh my lord, my nose is on fire, my nose!!”

#it was horseradish #fromgoy2joy thoughts #jumblr #jewish #jewish convert #jewblr #jewish tumblr #jewish conversion #jewish humor #passover things #passover #chag pesach sameach #judaism stuff #judaism #jewishness #jewish tradition

[jewishboricua]

SHABBAT SHALOM TO ALL THE BITCHES, BROS AND NON-BINARY HOES

#this is a reference to Adam from sk8 the infinity saying this in the English dub if you didn't know 😭😭😭 #anyways i hope that your shabbat is good and peaceful :) #aggie talks #jumblr #jewblr #judaism #jewish humor

[koshercosplay]

#really think about this one lol #before you choose #passover #pesach #plagues #egypt #torah #history #polls #jewish humor #jumblr #frogs will probably be most popular bc ya know. tumblr lmao

[jewelleria]

pre-passover shtick appeared on the walls. as of yet no one has claimed responsibility. i feel like im in the office (but jewish)

#pesach #passover #shtick #jumblr #jewish #jewish culture #jewish humor #jewish holidays #humor #jews of tumblr #jewblr

[date-a-jew-suggestions]

Jews HAVE been to the year 3000. That was 2,783 years ago for us. It’s a skill issue, Jonas Brothers.

#jumblr #jewish humor #I hope people. get this