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usnatarchives · 20 hours ago
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1956 patent application "Design for an Electric Hanukkah Lamp," NARA GIF online
HAG HANUKKAH SAMEACH!
ICYMI: our 1st-ever Hanukkah Tumblr series! By Miriam Kleiman, Public Affairs
1st Night: Cowboy-themed menorah w/ perhaps mistletoe? 2nd Night: 1926 Sefer Sipur Nes Hanukkah from Baghdad. 3rd Night: White House Hanukkah invite with a Xmas tree! 4th Night: mention of Hanukkah at Rosenberg trial. 5th Night: 1st Pandemic Hanukkah, 1918 6th Night: Hanukkah speech tips for Pres. Clinton, 1998! 7th Night: Candy Cane Menorah? 8th Night: You’re invited… Hanukkah at the White House!
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reading this book called the Torah and woah this Moshe guy is so cool can’t wait to see what he’s like once he gets inside the promised land
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rainbowlack · 10 months ago
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Jewish Bingus
Jewish Bingus
Translations for Hebrew text:
השם שלו בינגוס - His name is Bingus
בינגוס הפך ליהודי - Bingus has become Jewish
מזל טוב בינגוס - Mazel Tov/congrats Bingus
זו הבר מצוה שלו - It's his Bar Mitzvah
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hachama · a year ago
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Periodic reminder that Leonard Cohen's Hallelujah is an explicitly Jewish song and has nothing to do with xmas or xtianity.
Oily Josh do not interact.
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sunshine-tattoo · 2 months ago
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Me: this is the third year in a row I'm celebrating Rosh Hashanah completely alone
My cats: you're not alone. you have us.
Me: True. But you can't exactly recite Kiddush over the wine.
Cats: kittish. Also there will be fish.
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wetwareproblem · 4 months ago
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Talmud: The Holy Blessed One took Moses’ soul and stored it under the Throne of Glory. My brain: Please wait until the seatbelt sign is off before retrieving your prophets.
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mina-thb-with-no-caps · 29 days ago
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Unfollowing. Liked what he did with the sea. Didn't know he hit a rock with a stick.
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fallenintime · 9 months ago
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Omg this is just too funny.
I find three of them in particular hilarious:
1. 4% I'm bald, but it magically stays on
2. 5% I'm bald, so I have no idea
3. 21% The damn thing keeps falling off
@everywomansdream you gotta see this!!
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frankiebatts · 6 months ago
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Headline: 500% increase an anti-semitic incidents.
Me going out:
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judaic-myth-n-mysticism · 10 months ago
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“The rules do not exist to find loopholes in them.”
Jews: “Hold my beer!”
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hachama · a year ago
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sunshine-tattoo · 4 days ago
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Once again it's Hanukkah and all my loved ones are over a 1000 miles away.
I'm surrounded by British gentiles. Its entirely too quiet around here.
So to fill the silence with wonderful Jewish noise, I'm watching The Nanny. Particularly their most Jewish episodes. Thanks to a list on Kveller.
Its actually helping. XD
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lauraannegilman · a year ago
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jewish-space-laser · 2 months ago
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some of my favorite comments
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thefeministbakery · a year ago
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“that guy’s been to every jew’s house on the block!”
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