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liesmyth · 6 months
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I want to start running...any tips?
I WAS BORN TO ANSWER THIS QUESTION. Thank you so much for asking! Unfortunately, I am a nerd about my hobbies so this got quite long.
Keep it simple ✨
Running is easy to get into; our bodies are built for it. Don’t stress over technicalities and just do what feels natural to you. My local races are full of 70-something white-haired pensioners who are kicking ass at it. Don’t let anyone tell you that running is meant to feel like dying, that’ll harm your knees, or that you absolutely need to have that specific smartwatch model to get into it. All you need is a solid pair of shoes, everything else is optional.
Medium effort is the way to go
The ideal aerobic running pace is a speed at which you’re able to hold a conversation, even if a bit winded. NO faster. If you’re able to sing along to your playlist or chat with a friend, that’s your ideal running pace. If you’re gasping or wheezing, slow down! You’ll get a bit faster as your lung capacity gets better, but that shouldn’t be a priority unless you want to train for a race. You get most of the health benefits of running just by keeping up a steady, sustainable, conversational pace.
Walking breaks are fine, actually
That’s the reason why I don’t love C25K as a beginner program — the way it’s structured sort of implies that walking breaks are something you should grow out of to become a more experienced runner. If you need to walk for a bit, go ahead.
If possible, jogging is preferable, just because the mechanics of even a glacial-pace jog are more similar to running than those of a faster power walk, so you might try switching to a jog after a bit of a walking interval. But walking is not a failure; there are serious marathon training plans out there that use walk/run intervals as a viable strategy.
(Related: picking up speed helps you keep going! If you feel like you are completely drained, try speeding up for a very short interval, then slowing back down. It’ll often give you an energy boost to keep going)
Run for time, not distance ⌚
Especially for beginners, I find that getting fixated on numbers can be counter productive, and the most important thing is to listen to your body. If you’re aiming to hit a certain mileage, you might get the urge to speed up at the end to get done faster. Instead, set yourself time-based goals and end every run with a cool down jog or walk.
SHOES!! 👟
Good running shoes are essential, and pretty much the only fitness-related purchase on which I’ll always support dropping money. If you get to the point where you’re consistently running 10 km (6 miles) each week, you’ll want to go to a running store — the kind of place where you’ll get fitted, and they’ll have you try on models and jog on a treadmill to evaluate your gait and let you know which characteristics your ideal shoe needs. I can’t stress enough how useful running store staff can be. They’re all running club nerds who LOVE getting new people into running, and they really want to help you find your ideal fit. Also get good running socks while you’re at it.
Be prepared to drop at least 100€ (or equivalent currency) but they usually have a great return policy if the model isn’t a good fit for you. Take care of your running shoes — maintenance, wearing them only for running, gentle cleansing etc — and the cushioning will last for quite a while (600km / 370miles at least). If you decide that you hate running, they’re still great for walking around. Once you find your ideal shoe model, it gets a lot easier to shop for it during end-of-season sales, or looking for online bargains etc. I love stocking on end-of-series shoes and rotating them so they’ll last even longer, and I buy online quite often! Just make sure your FIRST pair is fitted, for ideal injury prevention and joint health.
Injury prevention 💪
I’d love to still be running 10k races when I’m 70, but it takes some care to get there. When you run, you’re slamming your body weight up and down with every stride, and that might be hard on your joints if you’re not used to it. If you’re completely new to running, cap your runs at 15/20 minutes every other day. Do that even if you feel like you could keep going! If you have a good aerobic base already, you need to give your joints time to catch up with you lung capacity, and give your body time to recover. Do bodyweight exercises like lunges and planks and glute bridges to strengthen your core, legs, and hips. Dynamic stretches are great for warmups, and static stretches are better for cooling down. If you have the option, running on softer surface like grass or dirt is better than asphalt, which is better than concrete and pavements.
(If nothing of what I’ve said here makes sense to you, shoot me another ask, or look at some of the resources I’ve linked down below!)
Don't get bored! 🎶
I love running in groups. Running clubs are great. You can learn so much in a hands-on way from seriously experienced people, you can chat about gossip over a running job, and you can make some interesting friends. If you don’t have access to a running community, then personally I love just chilling on a run by myself listening to an audiobook or podcast or exploring a certain area.
Running form❓
Don’t stress about it. Just go out and move your body. Attempting to modify your ‘running form’ too quickly can do more harm than good. There ARE a few things you could pay attention to — I recommend trying to focus on one of these at a time for a minute or so, and alternate between them. After a while, it’ll start to feel natural to keep track of all of them:
1. Don’t slouch! But a slight lean forward is great.
2. Keep your shoulders pulled down and your upper back tense.
3. Swinging your arms in a way that helps with your stride is good, but I shouldn’t feel forced.
4. Even breaths, inhaling through your mouth and expiring through your nose.
5. Take turns to check with every part of your body, and relax them in turn: are your jaw and neck too tense? Are your fists tight?
6. Don’t overstride! shorter strides with quicker leg turnover are better than huge strides that feel awkward to you.
7. Use your glutes to drive up the motion of your legs, not just your quads. This can take a while to get used to, but it’s a game-changer.
8. ENGAGE YOUR CORE. This is a great skill to develop whether you work out or are just existing in the world — basically, let your inner abdominal muscles help you carry your weight forward. This is VERY intuitive once you know how to do it, but it’s hard to get a grasp of it if you don’t know what it means, so here are some resources about it.
an extremely fucking comprehensive article that improved my life and eased my big-boobs back pain
similar content but in video form
a running-specific form video
Personally, learning to do this made me feel like I unlocked a superpower. Go forth and brace.
Accessories and tips 🤓
Like I said above, the only thing I really suggest spending money on for real is running shoes. Everything else is details! However, I’m nothing if not wordy I have Thoughts about those details, too.
Run tracking: I suggest downloading Runkeeper if you want to keep track of your runs — it’s free, intuitive, and solid! If you decide to get into wearables, a low-level Garmin >>>>> anything else.
Self-care: use sunscreen and/or thick face cream as needed. Stop to sip at a public fountain if needed. Get a small fanny pack to hold your phone, keys, or lip balm if needed. If chafing is an issue, anti-glide gel is relatively affordable.
Outfits etc: I get all my running gear and clothes from Decathlon — they are in most countries and ship worldwide. I especially love this thermal shirt for colder weather
Safety: if you’re running on the road, make sure to run in the opposite direction from traffic and to wear something bright. If you run with headphones near traffic, keep the volume down, or get over-the-ear conductor headsets. I love shokz, they're fantastic.
Post-run snack: eating something small and carb-heavy within 30 mins of a workout is great for kickstarting recovery. I love dried fruit personally.
Various resources 📝
Routine basics: check out the r/running order of operations, which is a great “how to” guide to building a basic running routine. I also recommend that subreddit's wiki! Running programming gets exponentially more involved the more advanced you get, etc — if you ever have any questions, hit me up!
Dynamic stretching warmup: a quick leg swing workout to get your legs ready to go. If you’re feeling overachieving, here’s a lunge warmup routine and a how-to bodyweight squat video.
Cooldown routine! Check out Strength and Mobility, a great post-run quick cooldown routine that includes some bodyweight exercises to strengthen your hips and core. Video included.
that's all, folks! 🏃‍♀️
Sorry I got carried away! I love running. I love getting people into running. My mental health, cardiovascular system and my popping quads also love running. But FYI, some people hate running and that's also fine! If you decide it’s not for you, find something you like more. There are a lot of misconceptions out there and a lot of guilt-tripping and body shame-y rhetoric around exercising, especially aimed at women, and I want to make clear it’s all bullshit. Just have fun <3
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meloromantics · 6 months
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got my 150 bench yday morning, just in time for bday today 🥳
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fatmasc · 1 month
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Immediately went and followed gabi dixon bc im a big fan of strongman/woman and not only did she do that stupid impressive farmers hold, shes also a grip specialist. Notoriously the thing that destroys ppl at every event is grip im so excited to have her on my radar now
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snoopybutch · 6 months
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I miss being a jock and being strong, so any **butch lesbians, lesbians or mutuals** have fave types of workouts or any recommendations for workouts ** at home** etc? I can’t really do cardio bc of a sports injury that’ll negatively effect me rest of my life (I mean I can, it’s just solidly painful so I’d prefer to wait until I get stronger) also jic I’m fat, I don’t really want to become skinny (and I honestly don’t think it’s possible I’m just built stocky and wide which is fine)
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holy-human-freak · 6 months
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Well I'm supposed to be on the cross fells route but can't not go to panther cave.
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ik we are on the “what’s a sportsball???” nerd website so I need yall to believe me that my next statement is very impressive
hit a 105lbs/47.5kg hang muscle snatch for reps yesterday
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sea-salted-wolverine · 2 months
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if you can forgive the jockposting for a moment, i have found myself in what the kids call, An Situations.
so there is a triathlon, a race happening May 19th. It's a 400m swim followed by a 12 mile bike and then a 4.1 ish mile run. As tris go it's about as short and sweet as you can get and the atmosphere of this particular race is extremely casual. it's fun, grandmas do it in teams with their grandkids, people will take the entire day and complete it at a leisurely walking pace with snacks and potty breaks, it's chill.
its also somewhat of a landmark race. pre-covid registration opened 7 pm March 5th and all 1600 spots filled up by 705pm the same night. if you wanted to race you had to set several alarms for the registration and find a spot with fast internet. Since pandemic protocols went in there is now a virtual event, where you do the swim, bike, and run on your own time and submit your splits. which. yeah. okay. that is technically a solution but that's stretching the definition of a race while not meaningfully improving anything. but what it has done is significantly lessened the clamor around the in-person event..
which means that despite completely forgetting about registration a week ago there are still open spots. I love this race, I've done it for years. I like to think of it as my annual personal summer sport debut, because it falls right around my birthday and the end of break-up season. I don't do it every year because life happens and the registration debacle, but I've done it a lot.
however. despite being very much a personal best/ individual performance kind of thing, triathlons are best enjoyed with someone else. a race buddy, someone to chat with in the locker room and on the pool deck while you're waiting around, someone to cheer for, someone to get post-race chicken nuggets with. someone to, y'know, race. i am lacking.
everyone i have historically done this with has moved away/too many commitments/had babies/quit racing/ect. I can not bribe/blackmail/threaten/coerce/con any of my family members. I am not well situated to join a training group of people who are already going to do it. all my friends who do not do triathlons are aware of what a triathlon would entail and can not be convinced, despite this one being the super easy entry-level version.
so my conundrum is this. i have raced the full solo experience where I drive me and my gear to the race alone, get ready set and go, all by my onsies, and then clean up and go home. it kinda sucks. it's just a crowded sprint workout with an expensive tee shirt. I love racing and I love this race, but I'm not inclined to spend the time, money, and effort to do it without someone to do it with. WHICH IS MADE PAINFULLY ACUTE BY THE FACT THAT THERE IS THE OPTION TO GET ONE OF THOSE COVETED SPOTS THAT USED TO GET SNAPPED UP LIKE CANDY.
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Dykes I'm already deep in my jock era and I'm about to be SO insufferable lmao look at this amazing workout I found
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pussyluvr2000 · 9 months
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love being a hairy-pitted woman taking up space in the gym & lifting heavier than some of the dudes
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liesmyth · 2 months
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I'm doing a half marathon on sunday and I didn't train FOR SHIT. keep me in your prayers
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meloromantics · 8 days
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lynchiangf · 1 year
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so excited for football tonight I love you sports ball <3
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crplpunkklavier · 1 year
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biathlon is one of the funniest sports to me cant lie. youll have people in skintight suits so colorful id dare to call them flamboyant, doing cross country skiing at a moderate speed, no contact no fighting, and then all of a sudden theyre on their stomach in army crawl position holding a rifle and shooting five targets with deadly precision within 10 seconds. like really putting the bi in biathlon if you catch my drift
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holy-human-freak · 6 months
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Catgirl instincts: when you see a hill, climb the hill
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fuck handstand walks are hard
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dykeseinfeld · 5 months
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btw all of my gideon nav jockposting is gospel bc while i'm not a jock my mother father sister and brother are all megajocks so i consider myself privy to the culture
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