I have extensive notes from Peter Pan Goes Wrong yesterday night, but here’s one of my favorites.
Jonathan Sayer said Dennis thinks he needs to wait in line with everyone else to get into the show. So every night he goes and waits in line to get into the theater. He said that production has told him that he doesn’t need to do it but he does it every night anyways. He also said that sometimes it genuinely takes him a long time to get into the theater
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Anybody else watch “The Goes Wrong Show?” It’s brilliantly bananas. Like, I can’t imagine how much planning and tech goes into one episode of this.
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So, like, I know that Shields famously finds Hook to be an exhausting role and he just spent six months doing it, and that Hen runs the whole company and has a book coming out and is super busy, and that Jon has a whole baby at home (<3). These are all big, real reasons for them not to be in the Christmas West End PPGW cast.
But like also there are a bunch of silly little gremlins in my brain going "hey, hey, hey, the writers aren't in the cast, are they focused on writing something new, are they writing something new, huh huh huh????"
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CPDS as quotes from my theatre department’s discord pt. 2
“PLEASE let me finish my map game” -Vanessa Wilcock-Wynn-Carroway
“Take your bread you small Victorian children!” -Chris Bean spoken with the utmost disgust (I can’t really explain why)
“Give me $2 and I will remove your eyes” -Trevor Watson
“They’re spy cars. They’re cars that are spies! They’re fucking spies!!!” -Max Bennett arguing why Cars 2 is the best Cars movie
“Which just goes to show, you can’t stop gay” -Annie Twilloil
“Twat…slut…..fuckkk youuuu” -Trevor playing mario kart
*cackling* “…….boinking…..” -Max Bennett
“Were you used for emo diversity?” -Jonathan Harris (directed at Trevor)
“If you do that in my ear I’m gonna stick my hand down your throat” -Robert Grove
“Why do we have animals in the house? You’re a sheep! What are you doing!?” -Chris Bean (this feels like every interaction he’s ever had with Dennis)
“I was victimizing people” -Robert Grove
“I didn’t know this girl was gay! I thought she was a dancer!” -Sandra Wilkinson (I can’t really explain why, but she’s definitely talking about Vanessa)
“Sometimes mouth say word brain don’t mean” -Annie Twilloil (this is just because of her former techie energy)
“He turned the shower on!” -Chris Bean “Yeah he’s just thirsty” -Max Bennett (about Dennis)
“I’m proud to admit it. I would suck down a grape Fanta” -Annie Twilloil (again it’s the former techie energy)
“Bubble solution? What’s the bubble problem?” -Max Bennett
“I’m asexual, not BLIND” -Vanessa Wilcock-Wynn-Carroway (I feel like she gives ace energy)
“I love gay. I love pirates. Put them together. I love gay pirates” -Chris Bean
“I wouldn’t have sex with a wolf if that’s what you’re asking” -Trevor Watson (techie energy again)
“Okay, this is where I have to jump in. I’ve been listening to you talking about fucking wolves for five minutes. That’s what I woke up to” -Jonathan Harris (I can’t explain why he's involved in this convo)
“Did you guys know the Statue of Liberty is like really sexy?” -Sandra Wilkinson
“What’s it like being you?” -Robert Grove (about Dennis)
“My feet have touched the floor since I was eight years old” -Chris Bean (he’s such a tall willowy man)
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my friends: wow she’s so quiet, she must be thinking about something important.
me, internally:
what an absolute
boob
every night
night after night
this man comes here, tries his best
but never has a clue what anyone’s name is including his own
what is he even doing here?
12 years training that man!
to mess up every night!
what an inconvenience!
for god’s sake.
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