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gonna be real some of the people being like “oisin did nothing wrong he’s my soft little blorbo and he’s being manipulated by kipperlily” while being like “kipperlily is the worst person in the world and legitimately evil for hating her presidential campaign opponent and experiencing petty jealousy”. you guys smell a little of misogyny

#jone.txt #and i say this as an oisin liker!!! #d20 fans could never handle vriska serket #before anyone is like KL stone cold murdered her cleric #she knew he was going to come back #d20 #dimension 20 #kipperlily copperkettle #oisin hakinvar #fantasy high #fhjy #oisin barely has characterisation #you guys could never take the complicated women podcast i am being so serious rn

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honestly like kipperlily kind of hits on the same story beats hit by tectonya karkovnya and more broadly neverafter for me like. what if you were stuck being a background character in someone else’s story. what if you were resigned to being a boring person surrounded by outstanding people deemed of legendary significance by the fate and random chance. what if your adventuring party didn’t give a fuck about being special or about being heroes but instead chose to see themselves as minmaxxers going for the easy win. what if you wanted to be a hero and no one would let you, and when you met the people you resented this whole time for being heroes, they proved themselves as being as mean to you as you thought they would be. what if the one time you really reached out for it and went on a mission that you knew was above your level and you wanted to be a hero this once and be important and succeed, you got turned into the pawn of a dead rage god. what if you weren’t allowed to be an intrepid hero, so you turned into a villain

#jone.txt #d20 #kipperlily copperkettle #FASCINATING bit to munch on #thank you brennan #im just thinking about like. the implications #the way that lucy understood KL and why it was important to her to be a hero #even when the rest of the party didnt #i am going to become so emotional rn #not every party is best friends like the bad kids!!! #dimension 20 #fantasy high #fhjy

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the idea that, using CHRONOMANCY, arthur aguefort prerecorded a whole stadium full of illusory arthur agueforts with chest paint for the bad kids AND a congratulatory post-hoc message for being the first students to beat the last stand is so so deeply funny. bad kids break a record from the dawn of time and he’s not even going to put his vacation on hold to be around for it. world’s most principal of all time

#d20 #dimension 20 #fantasy high #fhjy #arthur aguefort #fantasy high junior year #jone.txt #500 #1k #2k #3k

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god like. the funniest thing about adaine abernant to me is that she is sooooo petty. she is so deeply capable of being a mean bitch. she used to be chronically anxious but she’s medicated now and that was the only thing holding her back from being born a hater and dying a hater. she loves her friends and the supportive environment that her new family gives her but this is also the same character who at fifteen years old (deservedly) told an incel he sucked multiple times over to his face and sent her sister who sucks to elf prison

#jone.txt #dimension 20 #adaine abernant #adaine fundamentally a character who is not committed to being nice unless she likes you #shes great and i adore her. i hope many young children aspire to be like her #this is why she and aelwyn get along now also #she is just so real. #fantasy high #fhjy #d20 #500 #1k #2k

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can someone do a compilation of brennan lee mulligan character voices on a continuum of characters that sound like each other because the old king cole voice is the same as the porter voice and it's giving me whiplash

#jone.txt #brennan lee mulligan #dimension 20 #d20 #neverafter #fantasy high #fhjy

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i think to simplify laios to "he just wants to fuck the monsters" is a misunderstanding of laios's character. laios wants to be the monsters. laios delights in monstrosity. laios doesn't understand humans and doesn't like them and finds solace in the monstrous. laios wants to understand and devour and analyse every part of monsterdom. to ingest something is to integrate it into a part of yourself. he also wants to fuck the monsters, as a consequence of this

#jone.txt #dungeon meshi #thats my quadruple A autistic aromantic agender asexual king who is also extremely extremely nasty #he is a FETISHIST #please go read devon price asexual fetishist article everybody thank you

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yeah we put your boyfriend on tumblr and now he’s running in a sexyman poll. sorry. yea he’s been completely twinkified and turned into a white guy. yea i know he didn’t have a real body to begin with. sorry

#boyfriend meme #sexyman poll #sexymanotd #welcome to night vale #undertale #cecilsweep #sanssweep #honestly. relevant to both #500 #jone.txt

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caveman kinks (40000 BC)

inherent eroticism of circular rocks

mauled by a bear (literal)

mummified in a swamp

suit made from megafauna skins

spear

ooga booga (sexy)

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#jone.txt #homestuck #dungeon meshi #marcille donato #karkat vantas #annnnddd post #this is in response to everyone arguing about blood colours if it wasn't clear #and yes i do have a list of who is what caste and i'm extremely correct about all of it

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d20 live experience liveblog. got here 45 min before doors open and queue is already massive and snaking around the block

#jone.txt #d20 #dimension 20 #d20 live #dimension 20 live

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glad that the tumblr woman poll is causing more legitimate discourse on this site than the sexymanotd poll. god forbid women do anything without extensive controversy

#its what vriska would have wanted #twe23 #tumblrwoman election 2023 #vriskasweep #homestuck #jone.txt

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conducting an experiment. reblog with what you think the most edible pokemon is

#jone.txt #IF THIS FLOPS. you didnt see it #pokemon #if you're a pokeblogger and want to reblog this and get into a fight with a pokevegan then be my guest #but know that this is also for non rp blogs #btw my most edible pokemon is farfetchd #if anyone asked

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karkat vantas you are the world's most autistic character

#jone.txt #homestuck #karkat vantas #hs diss #he is so funny for this

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honestly my most boring dungeon meshi take is that farcille is a fact of the narrative but also not as uniquely romantic as its fans make it out to be. like everyone is like "oooh its so special that marcille put her bones back together" and it's like. laios was there too? he was there too. did you forget he was there, and also participated

#jone.txt #i'm just saying. not throwing this in the tag cos i'm going to get tomatoed #laios is responsible for both the first (indirect) and second (direct) death of his sister and no one says anything about it #with the dungeon lord moment it's very much like an i'm overwhelmed and i need to leave right now kinda thing #and the winged lion actively eats your inhibitions and the other things you care about to pursue its own agendas #that is to say. regular ass marcille has other things she cares about #which i guess is my very asexual reading. sorry to all yuri fans #its not a homura situation where homura is just feral abt madoka to the exclusion of all else #the core of marcille's fear is not abt one person it is abt all her friends and family

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contemplating making a sideblog to adapt recipes from dungeon meshi for IRL cooking and posting progress pics/recipes i've tried there. hmmmm

#jone.txt #dungeon meshi #i know there's an ongoing fanzine with a similar idea! #i just wanna try doing it myself

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(god i wish my hair was still red. i need a new dye job)

this picrew! and this uquiz! tagged by @otto-von-stirlitz, tagging some mutuals @redcoatedraven, @displayheartcode, @rebeccadumaurier, @rachelthehero, @littleriverbeck, @bellscansada, @dis-agreeable and whoever else wants to do it tbh it's so cute

#jone.txt #doomed to be villanised forever tbh #tag game