#just my lil onion :)

[maalidoesart]

Detective Benoit Blanc and his funky outfits

#benoit blanc #glass onion #drawing #fanart #glass onion a knives out mystery #knives out #i adore this funky lil detective so so much he was amazing in glass onion #just funky gay detectives #my art

[kingdom-dance]

✨Golden Child✨

#tagging this as #chase x niamh #the unholiest of terrors #since she still has no fucking nameeee since 2021! 🥲 #Niamh I’m so sorry Chase’s genes absolutely suplexed yours #listen I know her devil horns/cat ears/space buns are reminiscent of a main character in a popular romantasy #but I didn’t like how her hair was looking down and it just an on brand look! #her little beauty marks are my fave tho 🥹 #yES her ears are a lil pointed!!! because I said so!!! also her ear cuff makes it look more pronounced #I had to give Niamh SOMETHING god #her necklace is actually her ‘amulet’ per elven tradition given to her at birth #and it IS the shoh symbol/sun and moon 😭😭 #anyway she is stealing your cheese fries one by one #she convinced you to get a bloomin onion too #and she solved your student debt with a loophole she knows a lot about wierdly #shepherds of haven #shoh #:​the next generation I guess ksjdfjjd

[bruqh]

seeing a lot of disappointment that the rat grinders aren’t getting any sort of redemption arc which i understand because i think it would make a more interesting and complex story but yall are not taking into account that this is a dnd show and the best part about dnd is killing people u hate without having to go to jail or face repercussions soooooo

#i get it i rlly do #if it were a movie or a play or honestly any other story format #even in a dnd play show like there are ways that the rat grinders could have gotten their arcs but like #the show isnt about them lol #its about the bad kids #and its dnd its a game it should be fun so as long as the players are having fun i am enjoying it #in real life i can recognize that my middle school bully has grown up and is probably a normal ass girl now #i dont need everyone in this dnd play show to be redeemed #i wanna see hoes getting their heads chopped off and their brains blasted out #dimension 20 #just my lil onion :) #ALSO timing wise like 20 episodes is not that much #imagine a tv show with SIX main characters #there is simply not time to give the bad kids an epic emotional tense beautiful arc AND redeem all these dumb fuck background characters

[mielgf]

besties what does it mean when a straight man bakes bread and steam mops his entire house and goes out and buys sweet treats before you come over

#this wasn’t normal bread either he made a HERB AND GARLIC LOAF and then proceeded to dice shallots and onions to make a lil flavour burst #on top after it came out then made a chili infused oil to dip it in… #THEN ASKED IF (WE) WANTED HIM TO MAKE A BOARD WITH CHEESE AND MEATS LIKE??? #HUH???? #and yeah steam mopped all of their floors cleaned top to bottom #he did about 20x more than my actual friend would ever dream of 😭 #THEN ALSO WENT TO A BAKERY AND GOT DONUTS?? HELLO??? #i am still flabbergasted hours later #he also got play angry at me that i got in the backseat of the car and was like ‘no you should take the front’ #and after i refused cause he’s TALL he got in the passenger door and then proceeded to move his seat all the way up so he was cramped and #i had a ton of room #i was just like… is this… what men are really capable of? #today truly made me enamoured with the kindness men can apparently be capable of AND HE DOESNT KNOW ME SUPER WELL #we’ve hung out like three times prior and two of which were within this last week #anyway what a kind man again my friend would never lmao #forgot the most important part: this man is a guy friends’ roommate! #talk time

[consulting-mage]

drew a Ben the Blanc. If you even care

#glass onion #benoit blanc #glass onion knives out #knifes out #art #my art #gay #every outfit slayed in this movie #I just think he’s so neat your honor #don’t look at this too hard he’s a lil messy

[sundial-bee-scribbles]

“oliver eats dirt” this “oliver eats spiders” that oliver literally eats fucking rocks

#oliver vocaloid #vocaloid oliver #oliver #vocaloid #twitter #vocaloid twitter #posting this here b/c its been haunting my mind for days and also itll get lost on main if i put it there #i love his twitter account lmfaoooo its so unhinged.... never change lil brit boy #i did find an old tweet that was just [bites spider] which was made a few months after tarantula was released so. lines up lmao #ALSO FOUND ONE TWEET ABT HIM WANTING TO EAT AN IPOD??? HELLO? DONT DO THAT OLIVER... #HE ALSO FUCKING SWALLOWED A PENNY. OLIVER GET YO SHIT TOGEHTER!!!! STOP THIS MADNESS AND EAT ACTUAL FOOD #in terms of normal food though some of the things he likes apparently are pancakes;chocolate;sushi;onions;crumpets (brit duh) #but he's not allowed to eat chicken b/c james. hakjhdskjnka. #and he keeps getting the kids menu. lmaooo #I KNOW PROB i should b taking this stuff w/ a grain of salt and its not 100% canon law but its so funny i love this shit

[kiribread]

Trying my hand at animation tee hee :))))

#hehehe #nothing too special just getting use to it #this maybe one of my favorite updates that ibis paint has done lol #sure its not the best animation/drawing program but it's good enough for me! #im just glad it has onion skin and moveable layers 💀 #for what it is im actually quite proud of it >:) #I may try to get better with animation since now it's more accessible to me which is fun💃 #now I can make stupid animations at school when board tee hee >:)))))))) #I feel like the quality came out a lil poor but that may be a combo of it being a smaller canvas and being put through giffy to make it int #a gif #mt. lady #mt lady #mount lady #mha #bnha

[springswallow]

@haknam is up at four o' clock in the morning!

"Killing time!" she repeats. Was there a worse malaise than procrastination or even executive dysfunction in a socialist-market economy? "The utmost irony! It is the hour that is killing you!"

Chūn-Yàn flits underneath him like the bird she is so named. Having immortalish siblings does not stop you from worrying about them when they dangle from trees!

"I could ask the same of you, but there are much more suitable enquiries. Mine is crucial: it has been a stressful commute here, and I am in need of a treat. Abundance spoils one for choice. I have been drifting the streets, unable to decide..."

Earth to Ch|na! You haven't answered his second question!

"Perhaps you are, as the youths say... gatekeeping?"

Look, she has a history of rebellion and revolution. Fire cannot kill a dragon, gates cannot hold back a nation... the poets have done this for us already.

#haknam #HEWWO!!!! #'the hour that is killing you' - in mandarin 四 (four) sounds similar to 死 (death) #she's making a lil play on words - by it being 4 o clock she's saying that it's too early for him to be up and at 'em #so sorry this took awhile i watched gl@ss onion and now i'm inspired to write a mystery dungeon hehe #also no pressure at all to use the pinyin it's just to get my brain to get back into reading the tones!

[witchcraftingboop]

My grandmother has been painstakingly teaching me new recipes every week just for me to turn right back around the first week we skip our lil Sat cooking time and be obsessed with instant ramen noodles

#I bought so much jjajangmyeon instant packs #bro they're so good if you add pork belly onions ginger and cabbage #I would say add an egg too but I don't really fuck with eggs #mad good though #been making several packs at a time and then just having my lil mukbang moment #10/10 recommend (not telling my grandmother tho...) #boop's rambles

[softwaluigi]

my Dinnar 🔥

#emiltalk #soo good. definitely recommend getting high and cooking shit #for those curious: #white rice (w mirin bc it was a little dry) #onions stewed in a good pat of butter for a good long while #+ mushroom + hickory smoked packaged tuna #w garlic salt and pepper #and I decided near the end that I wanted a lil bit of dill flavor #and I have shaquandas banjee ranch in the fridge and that's pretty dill heavy #(I saw it at work and was like oh I saw that on hot ones so I bought it <3 it's good) #so I cooked it in that for a bit and then just let it sit in the pan as the burner cooled down so it'd brown a bit more #and after I plated it I added a lil teriyaki sauce on top bc I thought that'd be pretty good #and it was <3 #oh yea and softboiled egg from my egg cooker #bc I will Never boil eggs myself again. it's so fucking easy now

[primordyalsoul]

🥺 had rei for a whole year today...

#ooc; onion girl enthusiast #((spins her around in my arms and kisses her lil onion head)) #((i thought it was the 27th but i just got a lil notif from tumblr)) #((man its quite nice actually reading old posts and seeing how i slowly got more confident with writing her)) #((and cheers to all of you who took a liking to my portrayal! mwah!))

[definitelyjunehomestuck]

still foaming at the mouth with excitement over pikmin 4 finally bein announced

#pikmin #pikmin 4 #they only included the three basic pikmin in the lil screenshot they provided so it makes me wonder what new pikmin there will be #cuz i personally don't think they'd avoid showin off any nonstandard types unless they wanted to keep what kinds we'll get a surprise #we should get at least two new types i imagine but that begs the question as to if the main game will omit the previous ones in story mode #cuz that's what they did between 2 n 3. they included the previous extra types in the game but didn't let u have em in the main game #i also wonder if they'll change the onion again #i kinda hope they do cuz the one they made for 3 was like. ''hey that looks neat! sure as fuck doesn't look like an onion tho'' #beyond the convenience of havin all ur pikmin in one spot i didn't rly like the change #lowkey i wouldn't mind goin back to the old onions entirely #also i wonder what the objective is gonna be for the new player characters #pikmin 1 was ship parts pikmin 2 was treasure n pikmin 3 was fruit #they included a lotta old human structures n objects in the reveal clip so i wonder if we'll be playin like. a xenoarcheologist or somethin #cuz at this point pnf-404 has to be pretty well known but it's also still poorly documented #beyond the xenobiology excerpts written by a man who's job is basically a space trucker #n the catalogueing of specifically only fruit by people who were in a rush to just get the fruit at all #nothing is actually *known* about pnf-404 #hocotate freight sold off a fuckload of human artefacts but didn't properly analyze like. any of em #the only real documentation on em is the highly exaggerated n largely untrue marketing done by the hocotate freight ship's ai #anyways that's my pikmin rant for today lol

[seaquestions]

also i just realised that knight’s try is a play on “nice try”………my god

#incoherent turtle noises #theres like. no art of the lil onion knight frm this game… but theyre so cute… #i actually havent played it i just watched a stream #the clink clank sfx is inside my brain now

[rose-of-the-valley]

ngl a good 60% of the reason i like barbatos so much is his skill in the kitchen. not even just for cooking but you KNOW he's doing his own knife maintenance (or at least sending it to someone he trusts)

#i posted about this on main but i just had to sharpen my parents knives bc i was struggling so hard to cut an onion with them #im not even that good at sharpening knives but i can get them to the point where they mostly pass the paper test #(i just have to hold the paper and give it a lil help that way) #but i tried the unsharpened knives and they like. crumpled and ripped the paper LOL #no wonder i couldnt fucking cut anything those knives havent been sharpened in years #rose speaks

[nerdie-faerie]

Pie time 🥧

#ace tries cooking #shes ugly as hell <3 but i dont even care its food and im hungry #its nearly 11pm because thats the level of procrastination im at atm but i can finally eat the pie i made after the pastry took forever to #be done and i got impatient and turned the oven to max for last quarter or so of an hour and our oven doesnt have any labels #so i dont even know how hot that is #but ya girl got no money and needed to cook so had to use what she still had in the flat cus no groceries until i get paid since i paid #for summer rent i just cant afford it so i made a lil chicken pie with the last two chicken thighs i had some carrots and onions all from #the freezer with some potatoes and gravy and made some garlic and thyme shortcrust pastry instead of buying puff pastry like i usually do #for pies and i always got butter and flour so why the fck not make my own pastry? gotta stop being so lazy now i got leftovers for the week #even if my gravy betrayed me and pooled out onto my pastry in two places smh

[wabblebees]

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#youuu WISH u were me u WISH. i am having a hellish finals week but i managed to fINALLY FUCKING FINISH one (1) of my exams #((after 5.5 HOURS OF WORK. FUCK. GRRRAAUGHF.)) #so anyway bc i finished i decided to reward myself by making good food and. ohhhhh my fuckjng god. #fried up some pierogi and caramellized some fucking onions and im in goddamn HEAVEN #depression cured i dont wanna die anymore i just needed pierogi #now im back perched in my windowsill to eat adn there are fuckigb BIRDS SINGING AND HOPPING IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE. #PEACE AND LOVE ON PLANET FUCKING EARTH #ik as soon as these pierogi are gone im gonna have to face the dread again (and the dishes) so im making the most of it lmao #yes it is 7:44am no i have not slept yES IM ENJOYING MY PEDAHEH. SOME GARLIC SALT?? LIL BIT OF PEPPER?? MWAH #i am capable of self love Only when varenyky are involved apparently hdksgdkgfsk #anyway. i wish you all good food and energy and joy with yr endeavors today #if i could id share some of my food w u (<-lying)(<-not bc i dont like u just bc im INHALING this lmao) #(<-only reason theres still food left at all as i type this is bc i burned my mouth on the first 2 and only learned lesson on bite 3 lmfao) #bee speaks