Everyone’s standing around the broken coffee maker
Hyde: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just want to know.
Everyone:
Uday: …I did. I broke it.
Hyde: No, you didn't. Tang Yun?
Tang Yun: Don't look at me, look at Xie Yuzhi.
Xie Yuzhi: What?! I didn't break it this time!
Tang Yun: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Xie Chuyi: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's clearly broken.
Jacob: Suspicious…
Xie Yuzhi: No, it's not!
Jin Yuyao: If it matters, most likely not, but Cecilia was the last one to use it.
Cecilia: Lies. I don't even drink coffee.
Bonnie: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Cecilia: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Bonnie.
Uday: Okay, let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Hyde.
Hyde: No. Who broke it?
Everyone:
Kara, obviously instigating: Hey, Hyde… Freddy’s been awfully quiet.
Freddy: OH REALLY?!
Everyone starts arguing
Jiang Jiuli, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I threw it.
Nicole, also in the room: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Long Mian, poking his head through the door: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
Anesidora: I personally believe that it is impossible to form a coherent sentence without using the letter 'A'.
Hyde: Despite your thinking, it is quite possible, yet difficult, to form numerous sentences without utilizing the first letter of the English lexicon. Here's one more sentence to further disprove your theory.
Kara: Fuck you.
New esper mechanics? Dislyte, you're putting too much too quick on us, we just got the new divinate system. Paths of experience? Emblem of Expertise?? Trust? Esper l-
Wait. Trust??
TRUST SYSTEM
O MY GOOOOSSSSHHH, AFFECTION!!!!
Y'ALL KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS
We getting more LORE ON THE BOYS, LET'S FREAKING GOOOOOOOOOO
I take back every negative emotion I originally had, this is a BLESSING.
little story of unas when he was first introduced :
yknow people say unas is part of the esper 7 but the stories make it sound like he became an esper when he lost his wife AND no longer wanted to take part of either team anymore... he was human when the union was made.. MAKE IT MAKE SENSE DISLYTE!!